>>33204505

Kong?" You hear Wendy shout at you over the Schpeltiger's deafening roar as you take one hand off the handlebars, placing it on your Shield. Fingers gripping the dented rim. "KONG! The hell are you doing?! Hold on to the fucking handlebars! I'm not going to stop if you fall off, goddammit--"

"We're not going fast enough!" You yell back. "We need to go faster! And I know how to make us go faster!"

"WHAT?" Both Wendy and Sayaka shout at you at the same time. "Murderface, are you fucking blind? Look at US!" Your Equerry all but snarls at you from behind your ex.

"We are setting the fucking road on fire! There are four rocket engines on this fucking thing, and they're all running so fucking hot my cape is catching fire just being near them! At this speed we'll reach the docks in three, four minutes - any faster and we're going to melt our faces off breaking the fucking sound barrier! This is FAST ENOUGH!"

"Nowhere near fast enough," You repeat. "Not even fucking close."

There's a moment of silence - at least, what passes for silence with the Schpeltiger's roaring engine drowning out all else - before Wendy intones something right into your ear. "..You're going to do something stupid again, aren't you?"

You turn to regard her, before nodding. Yes. Yes, you are going to do something stupid.

"...Right." Wendy shakes her head, before calling out to Sayaka. "Mickey?"

"Yeah?"

"Hold on tighter, alright?" It's here that your ex seems to whimper in pain as Sayaka's arms cinch around her. "...No, wait, tighter than that, I can still feel some organs left intact. Not THAT fucking tight, for fuck's sake!"

"S-sorry! But why? What's Murderface going to do now?"

"What she does best," Wendy breathes. "Another one of her bad ideas."

Despite everything, this makes you smile. You suppose that's why you liked Wendy so much back then. She understood you in a way that no one else - not even Mami - could.

[1/2]

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>>33204523

"It's going to be real fucking weird real fucking fast!" You shout at the both of them. "Whatever you see, whatever you hear, just hold on and focus on where we're going! If anyone calls you by name, or tries to get you to stop or let go, just ignore it! Don't look, don't listen, and don't believe their lies!"

"...Wait, shit." Sayaka's eyes go wide as realization dawns on her. "Murderface, NO! You stupid fuck, don't--"

You crank your Shield all the way to the right. The gears inside gnashing together loudly, creating horrible grinding noises as you brute-force it to work. To do what it's always been supposed to do, and what nothing else could ever hope to.

The world around you slows, stops, and then freezes absolutely still. The colors draining from everything in an ever-widening flood of gray, black and faded white. Nothing you didn't expect, and nothing you're not accustomed to.

What you didn't expect was the landscape suddenly being turned into a post-apocalyptic nightmare, with ruins and corpses instead of houses and its inhabitants. You also didn't expect the clear sky, still painted in the dark colors of pre-sunrise morning, turned into a bloody shade of pink - the color of a goddess' bloodstained dress.

You also didn't expect the screaming. The screaming of a thousand souls in the distance, screaming in rage and anger and in suffering. Each voice sounding just like...well, your own.

And somewhere from the sky, feathers begin to fall.

Black feathers. Raven's feathers.

. . .

What the fucking shit?

[2/3]

>>33204555

"Is...is this what's it's like for you, Murderface?" Sayaka's voice suddenly cuts through the silence - the time stop seemingly muffling everything else, including the roar of the Schpeltiger's engines, into near-inaudibility. "Is...is this what it's like whenever you stop time?"

How do you respond?

[]...No. It's...it's never been like this.
[]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
[]What did you think it looked like?

>>33204555
>Black feathers.

HOLY SHIT.

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

[x]...No. It's...it's never been like this.

>>33204565
Actually, no. Usually I'd have found a bottle of whiskey to drain by now.

>>33204565
>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

>>33204565
>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

We don't even know what the hell is going on, our loli mechanic is in danger! Fuck everything else at the moment!

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
>[x]What did you think it looked like?
Now we need to get faster to get out of the time stop.

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

>>33204565
>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
Besttimeoftheday.jpg

>>33204565
[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

No need to freak everyone out even more!

>>33204565
>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

Time for worst girl.

Shit.

>>33204565
[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
[x]What did you think it looked like?

>>33204565
[X] I told you not to look!
[X] but no... It's never been like this..

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>>33204602
>worst girl
>not best

[X]I told you not to look
[X]"I can't really say - usually I was too fucking drunk to notice. I think. Amnesia and all."

Yeah, let's not get them scared over this if we can avoid it.

>>33204565
>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
>[X]...No. It's...it's never been like this.

>>33204617
But black feathers isn't pinky
It is really worst girl time, we have homusatan coming

>>33204565
>[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
Made it thank God.

>>33204617
We're talking about the dressed in whore black, edge master Homu.

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>>33204637
Sorry, I'm tired. I work third shift and I should be in bed right now. But fuck it, pic related.

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>>33204617
>Black feathers

You think I meant Pinky?

>>33204565
[X] I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
[X] And no! It's...it's never been like this!

The Noir train has no brakes.

>>33204565
[X]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

Incoming Homucifer

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>>33204565
[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
Aw fuck, we're not definitely not going to make it now. Misaka's as good as dead.

>>33204565
>[x]When I stop time? This is what the world is always like for me.
Let's have fun at her expense.

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Looks like some fast approaching AIYO at 12 o clock.

>>33204565
[X] "I dont even know if you're seeing the same thing I am."

Perception is weird.

[X] Start singing

"There's no eartly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going...
Etc"

>>33204581
>Fuck everything else at the moment!
You know, that's the kind of panic-induced stupidity that makes situations worse. Such as us actually being delayed rather than saving time by using Timestop.

>>33204687
This.

It'd be awesome if the voice was suddenly that of an amazingly talented singer; crisp and clear and rolling smoothly.

>>33204565
>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!
talk later, focus on driving.

I wonder why the timestop has Homucifer in it now instead of Pinky.

Maybe Pinky kept Homucifer out before, but now that Pinky gave us a free timestop, she is not there and thats given Homucifer access to the timestop-world.

You know, I wonder if maybe we should be consulting the three stooges at this point? If the screaming voices sound like our voices, the three stooges might know whats happening.

>>33204719
>>33204687
>Singing out of character shit for no reason

[x]NO FUCK YOU.

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>>33204505
>>33204523
>>33204555
Now with delicious animation!

http://gifsound.com/?gif=manga.clone-army.org/gallery/mgnq/fast-bike2.gif&v=QwquipMpsiQ

>>33204687

This. Yeah, I really like everything about this.

>>33204751
Hum it then. Homuhumming.

>>33204687
>>33204719
No, it's not awesome, it's fucking lolrandumb stupid.
Why the fuck would we be singing when we're trying to save Misaka?

>>33204555
Yeah, going fast alright. Superfast to hell.

>[x]I told you not to fucking look! Just keep your head down and focus!

One job, Sayaka!

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>>33204565

Thanks for voting!

>>33204758
Amazing. Great work as always!

>>33204767
>>33204769
Within two seconds.

Not bad.

>>33204758
>http://gifsound.com/?gif=manga.clone-army.org/gallery/mgnq/fast-bike2.gif&v=QwquipMpsiQ

That was the first thing I was thinking when I saw it, how it lacked animation. Solid goddamn work.

>>33204637
Homura did nothing wrong.

>>33204767
AI YO HOMURA-CHAN~

She's always waiting for you.

>>33204769
Wrong character. We need a Homucifer one.

>>33204805
We do indeed.

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>>33204805

That's on my to-do list, but I haven't had much chance to get around to it yet.

My original idea was, since the newer banners are clearly of much better quality than the older ones, to remake the Chiaki banner and then use that as a template to make a Homucifer banner.

Which might have to wait a bit longer.

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>>33204637

But she did nothing wrong.

She sacrificed her chance wish to be reunited with Madoka in the Law of Cycles for Madokas happiness of being together with her friends and family and just watching her from afar.

What was there to misunderstand about the ending of Rebellion?

>>33204805
With a sign that says: "CRAAAAAWWWWLLIIIIIINNG IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!"

>>33204845
And doomed all of existence to some sort of hell. Totally ok!

>>33204848
LOLRANDRUMB pls fuck off.

>>33204845

I haven't watched the anime or the movie.

>>33204857
That was not actually confirmed. We don't know the exact details.

>>33204857
Please don't start this shit. Keep the arguing to /a/.

>>33204865
Then what the fuck are you doing here? Go watch them, now.

>>33204870
I guess, though I just assumed so since it showed the universe get... coloured up.

>>33204873
I don't go to /a/, and he started it!

So what're you chucklefucks doing while Decu's writing?

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>>33204845
>Still no fully translated version of this

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>>33204909
Plotting.

>>33204909
Playing vidio goims

>>33204909
Masturbating to Magical Girls.

>>33204931
Reading, writing, drawing, watching SGDQ uploads.

I really need to get to writing though.

>>33204909
Building Gundams.

>>33204909
Oh you know just, panicking around, oh and listening to nocte of desperatio

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>>33204909

Reading quality management documents and writing a paper for my MBA.

I wish I were drawing

>>33204933
I hope it's something actually good this time.
kek

>>33204909
Wishing Malal to come back.

>>33204909
Watching Wimbledon.

Also weights.

>>33204931
Pleb that needs a translation.

>>33204909
Masturbating while thinking about Wendy x Midori

>>33204977
She's dead anon.

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>>33205000
No need to think about it, go read it.

>>33205004
Thats what she wants you to think anon.

>>33205004
>>33205007
F-Faith! S-Shield!

>>33204973
You must have awfully strict standards if you didn't think his last writeup was good

>>33205027
More like asspull.
RIP Malal

>>33204909
boiling two eggs

>>33205021
Where?

>>33205000
Hatesex in a hall closet which they both immediately recognize as a terrible idea but sort of become addicted to?

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>>33204931
>>33204946
Soon anons, soon

>>33204986
/jp/ pls go, no one likes you

>>33205064
Wendy Cooldown's write-ups, they're not yet canon.

>>33205064
Shameless plug!

http://pastebin.com/pgJjCj3a

I posted it in a thread back in April.

>>33205082
They're not nearly lewd enough.

>>33205043
>BAWWWW you're not allowed to kill my favorite character/waifu.
Please consider leaving

>>33205080
It wasn't in a closet before, but it is now
>>33205082
If I'd known about this I would have read her writeups sooner

>>33205093
That doesn't make any sense.

>>33205093
Thank god you have a trip. Filtered.

>>33205035
Last one was guestwritten by Wendy.

>>33204909
Trying to do my Economy assignment. 36 questions is suffering.

26 down, 10 to go.

That, and panicking of possible Akuma Homura.

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>>33205109
Most of them have no Midori (right now). The ones you're looking for are

http://pastebin.com/eYZvGJTe which is super outdated in a few aspects and maybe needs a rewrite

and

http://pastebin.com/ia6HjMHU which is much better.

Those are the Midori ones. But they're not that lewd.

>>33204909
Usually sleeping, but today there is Super Bomberman

>>33204909

Reading from work, wishing I were reading from home.

>>33204960
>MBA
Why are you such a watch-wearing Dildo, Hat?

>>33204857
Hell is being forever trapped in a room with your friends

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>>33205148

>>33205211
Homu pls.

>>33205222
Nicely done, thank you, nya~

>>33205119
Maybe you should consider getting one.
In essence, don't say OP's writing is poor just because he killed a character that you like (or love).

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>>33205184

it helps me pay the bills

>>33205184
Not Hat, but I'd assume because it pays well enough

>>33205247
I think I like this.

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>>33204909
Just finished watching the first Episode of the Sailor moon-Remake.

cheap/10

Thank god I didn't expect much, so I am not not disappointed at all, haha..

>>33205247
So perfectly noodly.

>>33205272
What do you mean, "think?"

>>33205247
Chiaki doesn't have those.

>>33205247
Her stance and expression REALLY make this, bravo. It isn't even adorable, it's just kind of badass, nya.

>>33205294

Those hips and thighs. Damn

>>33205247
Hmmm....
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Mmmmmmh.

>>33205238
Except I'm not even the guy you are referring to. I filtered him because what he said is completely retarded.

No need to stop using your trip and sockpuppet your opinion.

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>>33205320

I don't follow...?

>>33205247
Why don't you put he scars on Chiaki's face?

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>>33205247
Ooooooooh I like where this is going..

>>33205354
She's flat.
But oh well, nobody cares.

>>33205247
>dat thrust out hip

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>>33205326
Chiaki has best ass and legs.

>>33204571 >>33204579 >>33204580 >>33204581

Didn't you just tell her not to fucking look?! You crane your neck to snarl at Sayaka, the Blueberry's face utterly pale as she continues to blatantly disobey a direct order. "Just keep your fucking head down and focus!"

"...It's like everything's gone to shit," the blue-haired Eversor murmurs, seemingly not hearing a word you'd just spat at her. "Like one of those Western movies, with the meteors and stuff. Except no one was around to stop the damn things, and they hit, and...everything just died. Everything just fucking died." You hear her take a deep, shuddering breath. "I...I didn't know, Murderface. I thought...I thought things just stopped for you, not like this--"

"Mickey, shut the fuck up and do what your Warmaster says, alright?" It's Wendy who speaks this time, after being completely silent since you triggered your Time Stop. "You're her Equerry, so fucking act like it." It's here that her voice becomes a bit less harsh, a bit more gentle. "...Like Kong says, focus. We only need to be here for a couple of minutes."

"Y-yeah. Yeah, alright." Sayaka takes another shaky breath, letting it out in a helpless laugh. "I just...I just didn't know. Holy shit. I thought you just liked to get drunk because you were naturally just a shitty person with shitty vices. But this..." Her voice trails off into the unnatural silence of your Time Stop, with the ambient screaming itself subsiding into nothing more than faint yet constant shrieking in the distance. Joining the rest of the sounds muffled by your ability to fuck with reality.

[1/2]

>>33205391
The Murderface Experience, Part 2

Are you enlightened yet, sallaka?

>>33205391

"...It IS different, though." Wendy murmurs into your ear as she leans closer to you - making certain parts of her anatomy press harder against you in the process. "From what I remember, I mean. Feathers're new, everything looking like shit is new, screaming's sorta familiar but I know it's new..." She jerks her chin upward. "Sky didn't look so gay either. ...I gotta admit, it is kinda creepy. Really. And I know about creepy."

...

"...Kong." Wendy says your...well, HER nickname for you, and for the first time, concern colors it rather than contempt or anger.

"What the fuck did they do to you?"

How do you respond?

[]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.
[]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
[]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

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>>33205357

Mm, well... Chiaki I guess it goes back to when I first asked Decu if Chiaki had any scars.

She had never been described as having any before, but I had just finished drawing a picture of her in a bikini and it felt a bit plain. So, it seemed reasonable to me to ask, at that point, if Chiaki had any scars. Decu considered it and answered that, yes, I should do a version with scars.

But since she'd never been described with scars BEFORE, I only drew them on her body, reasoning that her costume covered them all.

That's it, really.

>>33205426
>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
GOTTA GO FAST

>>33205426
>[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.

>>33205426
[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.

>>33205426
>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
>[X]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.

>>33205426
>[X]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
After all, what could have possibly gone wrong with the operation?

>>33205426
>[x]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.
>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205391
Don't start getting soft on us Sayaka. We need you to be the Bitch you were meant to be.

>>33205426
>[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
[x] Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
[x] Either way, there's normally just a crazy pink haired lady in here who wants to fuck and kill me at the same time. This is all honestly new to me.

>>33205426
[x]Other
[x]Deflect
[x]"Not the time and place for this, Cooldown. Focus.''

>>33205426
[X] Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
[X] ...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
[x] What they did has nothing to do with this. Just keep driving.

>>33205426
>[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.

>>33205426
[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
[X]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.
[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

I'm actually sort of worried about Pinky.

>>33205426
[x] What they did has nothing to do with this. Just keep driving.

>>33205426
>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

bleh

[X]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.

>>33205426
[x]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.

>>33205426
>"I don't fucking know. Nobody tells me anything and what little information I do have was scrounged together from the bin of reality's paper shredder.

>Long story short? Everything is fucked, apparently, and I have to fix it. But it's a secret, so don't tell anybody."

>>33205426
>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

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>>33205426
>[X]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.

>>33205509
+1

>>33205426
[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
"Bastard alien cats. That's what"

>>33205426
>[x]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything. We'll talk later.

>>33205435
God's work right there, too bad there's no beach episode.
Scars are sexy, Chiaki especially.

>>33205426
[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
>[x]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.
>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

Who wants to bet that Homucifer appears right before the thread ends, leaving a cliffhanger for the next weekend.

>>33205426
>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

Shut up Wendy.

>>33205426
>>[X]I don't know. All I know is that it's supposed to help. With...everything.
>>33205549
Ten internet cookies says we find pinky in a pinch

>>33205549
Don't jinx us now damnit.

>>33205426
>[]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
again, time for talking comes later. focus now.

>>33205549
I certainly hope we get Akuma. The reactions from Wendy and Sayaka would be priceless, even if it does end up fucking everything all to hell.

>>33205426
[]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.

>>33205426
>[X]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
Dont witch out on us, Sayakar!

>>33205609
witchmobile

>>33205426
>[x]...Let's just get through this. I don't like being here any more than you do.
I have no idea what the other options are about. It's not a result of the operation, we were in timestop after that.

>>33205426
>>[]Something to stop me from turning into Kirika. Or a crazy bloodthirsty cultist. I hope.

>>33205628
The Sayakar will become a Murmaidercycle

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>>33205628
She'd be better for sea travel than land, being a mermaid and all.

>>33205426
[X] "They gave me my life back.

Heh, sounds funny saying that to a dead girl."

>>33205641
On the contrary, it might have everything to do with the operation. Who said that the effects on us would be immediate.

>>33205641
We did see the Clara Dolls a short time ago. That combined with this might suggest that Homucifer has grown stronger or gained more influence or something.

>>33204505
I can't find this in the archive anyone got a link?

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>>33205391
>>33205426
>"...It IS different, though." Wendy murmurs into your ear as she leans closer to you - making certain parts of her anatomy press harder against you in the process.

You know... maybe Cooldown isn't so bad.

>>33205549
Nah, I'm going to guess the whole "Misaka is in danger" bit was a red herring and right now that red suited Celuxus is breaking Haruka out. She did say that we are going to kill her and such.

>>33205670
Unlikely. If it was because of the operation, we would presumably be seeing something related to WN. The feathers and Chiakis screaming voices strongly imply Homucifer.

>>33205686
Wendy is a good girl.

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Oh yeah. Wendy-Midori fusion. Making it a 2 parter thing. Need to rework Midoris head, clean everything up and then start on the actual look.

I can't draw hands or anything period for shit, but I try. Really need to focus on one project at a time though!

>>33205696
But Haruka is voluntarily locked up. She doesn't want to leave the silent room.

Is just brushing Wendy´s concern off the right choice right now? it feels a little too brusque you know?

>>33205710
Seems improbable she could invade the 9th so completely.

Though it is interesting that Haruka saw a vision that we would kill her. Does Homucifer count as us?

>>33205685
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index

Have fun!

>>33205696
Wow, didn't even think of that possibility. Speaking of which, why doesn't the silent room stop visions from appearing anyway?

>>33205686
http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/tg/1404577006339.gif&v=OG_6CopW9GQ

>>33205686
You're assuming its her anatomy to press with.

>>33205686
Dat sweating skull.

>>33205754
Presumably it does not completely cancel out magic, just almost(95%?). I mean if it was utter non-magic zone, then presumably it would also disrupt the magical link between a soul gem and the body of an MG.

>>33205729
Too bad. We don't have time for soul-searching, Misaka is in trouble.

If Wendy wants to reconnect she better do this when there isn't so much shit going on for fucks sake.

>>33205768
That's freaking hilarious.

What kind of a bike makes one move like that anyway?

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>>33205768

10/10, Dan.

>>33205768
Lewd, Dan. Extremely lewd. Bravo.

Random question. Was it ever confirmed that it actually IS Oriko thats going after Misaka?

I mean the whole feathery landscape and the recent Clara Doll dream suggest that Homucifer is out to get us now. According to the three stooges she cannot attack us directly. That leaves going after loved ones.

And Misaka is basically the closest person to us that was not close to us or otherwise surrounded by multiple girls.

>>33205854
>Was it ever confirmed that it actually IS Oriko thats going after Misaka?
No.
Or that the Culexus is there, either.
We were only told that Misaka dies in witchfire.

>>33205797

We're in freaking timestop though. It doesn't matter.

>>33205768
>>33205686
>Not wearing a bra

WENDY CONFIRMED FOR SLUT

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>>33205686
>>33205768
dying

>the savebutt
dying harder

>>33205854

It's related to Kirika's death so it's highly likely.

The feathery landscape and the Clara Dolls are, so far as we know, unrelated to anything else except Homucifer's vendetta towards killing her other selves.

The feather covered landscape is thus a direct result of engaging timestop and voluntarily coming into the place where crazy godlike concepts dwell.

Homucifer is searching for Chiaki.

And Chiaki decides to drop by for a visit.

>>33205829
>>33205845
gifsound wasn't Dan

>>33205959
Then gifsound anon took Dan's extreme lewdness (which is praiseworthy) and made it funnier (also praiseworthy). Thank you Dan -and- anon.

>>33205959
KONO DIO DA!

>>33205797
Brushing her off isnt going to get us faster to misaka.

>>33205989
Dealing with Wendy right now will make us get there slower and throw off our focus. Misaka is our primary concern right now, and if Wendy can't understand we need to get to her ASAP, then she can right fuck off.

No, really, the concern is appreciated, but there is a life at stake, a very dear one at that.

>>33205768
>This video contains content from UMG. It is restricted from playback on certain sites.

Anyone else getting this?

>>33205989
>>33205874
There is a time and place talking about touchy-feely stuff. Why do Waifufags never understand get this?

>>33206009
Well at least the situation cant get any more akward, what with the tortured screams of our alternate selves and the hellish landscape of a posible future.

>>33206016

You must be joking.

Just a quick explanation on the way is waifu fagging?

>>33205391
>>33205426
These people, for fucks sake Misaka is dying and they just keep talking even after told to shut up and drive.

>>33206057
Talking makes no difference. It's not like being quiet will actually make us go faster or not attract any more attention.

>>33205979
Recognition from NECO
My day is already complete

>>33206075
Talking is distracting. We are currently on a FUCK THE SOUND BARRIER bike.

Imagine what would happen if Wendy was distracted by chatting and ran into a wall, a rock or Homucifer?

>>33206090
To be fair that last one could help us a lot.

>>33206090
No more Homucifer?

>>33206090
Schpeltiger would FUCK IT INTO POSSIBLY MEATY CHUNKS anon

trufax nya

>>33206090
The last one would get spattered which could be nice.

>>33206101
Bang all our troubles solved on that front

>>33206105
Or it turns out at some point she switched places with us, killing Chiaki and then it becomes Homucifer Quest.

>>33206103
>FUCK US INTO POSSIBLY MEATY CHUNKS

ftfy.

>>33206105
Homucifer is an omnipotent level being. Doubt a vehicle splattering her would do too much harm.
Also, how healthy would Wendori be?

>>33206090
>"I. Found. Yo-" SPLAT
>"What the hell was that!?" x2
>"Shut up and fucking drive!"

>>33206130
>Doubt a vehicle splattering her would do too much harm.
Clearly you don't know much 'bout the Schpeltiger

>>33206099
I dont
what

If by help you mean dispose of one of those pesky whores who has been distracting Madoka from true love, slathering Chiaki with a hearty dose of self-loathing, and making Sayaka witch out because she feels like it?

Unless you're pushing for a fuck-the-world ending, I don't see how any of those are helpful

>>33206139
Unstoppable Force, meet Immovable Object.

>>33206165
*Homura, not madoka, this quest hurts my sleep schedule

>>33206167
>Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object
That's not Schpeltiger vs. Crunch Train

>>33206165
Running her over that is, i tought it didnt need clarification?

>>33206090
Skid marks all over the Transcendant One's face.

>>33206218
MGS3_Eva_Drives_motorcycle_on_Adams_face.mov

>>33206218
That would just make Homucifer all the more pissed. We ruined her beautiful face!

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>>33206130
Actually, now that I think about it, if a boat worked for this guy, we might be ok after all

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>>33206258
You mean her horrible, ugly face that totally deserves to get ruined.

>>33206299
If Madoka/Pinky loves that face, then it's a beautiful face.

Wendy and Midori love the Chinese knockoff face too, so it's beautiful as well.

>>33206299
Homu's vanity is a weakness

>>33205669
Symmetry: Homura gave Madoka her life back involuntarily. Malal returned Chiakis.

>>33205440 >>33205450 >>33205453 >>33205495

You shake your head. Maybe it's a good idea for the both of you to take Wendy's advice too. You just want to get through this and to Misaka. It's not like this is a picnic for you either, anyway.

"...Yeah. Sure, Kong. Whatever you say." And with that, your American ex-girlfriend sinks into the same silence that your own Equerry is doing her utmost best to keep. The blue-haired Eversor now simply holding onto Wendy and burying her face into the other girl's scarf, blocking out all sight.

Huh. Well. That's one way of dealing with it, you guess.

With you having stopped time in its tracks, the road turns into nothing more than a sparsely-populated parking lot to blaze right through, one that Wendy navigates without any difficulty at all. In fact, it's nothing short of impressive - her not only being able to look past the morbid scenery and unnatural sky to keep her sense of direction and speed, but also doing it with such a brutish, oversized hulk like the Schpeltiger. As if she'd been born to drive the thing all her life, and did so, even in her dreams. Even in her nightmares.

Soon enough, the docks - where the warehouses are situated, and where Warehouse 69, Misaka's home and gun storage, is - looms into view. Unlike the rest of the ruined city, the docks seem to be relatively untouched, still in the frozen present rather than in the corpse-filled, decaying future that your Shield keeps showing you.

"We're here," Wendy calls out. "Mickey, get your face out of my fucking scarf and get ready. We're here, now we just gotta look for Misaka's warehouse, right? ...What number was it again?"

"69," You repeat from memory. "Take a left at the third junction and then go straight, hers is at the very end--"

[1/2]

>>33206427

As soon as you give Wendy the directions, it's here that your Time Stop finally ceases - the gears and springs in your Shield seemingly wound up to the point that the entire metal disc springs back forcibly into its former position with a jarring crash of metal. Color and sound immediately floods - no, blasts - back into reality, along with the natural progression of time and how the sky used to look like.

Just in time too, as the dock entrance that you're approaching at speed seems to be barricaded by what appears to be a group of Magical Girls. Seven of them, an entire squad, each one wearing a blue-and-gold band on their upper right arm. Ahriman's colors. Oriko's colors.

All of them doing their best to recover from the abject shock of seeing a big-ass rocket with wheels appear out of fucking nowhere and now barreling towards them like a bat out of hell.

You could hear them shouting, calling for reinforcements, and one of them breaking away to run deeper into the maze of warehouses. Valiantly fighting down the obvious fear and panic rising in their chests as the bike gets closer, allowing them to see just who is riding the damn thing.

"Let me take care of these dildos," Sayaka shouts, equal amounts of relief and eagerness coloring her voice. Relief, most probably, from finally being let out of your Time Stop, and eagerness to get back to normalcy by killing things. "Get to Misaka, I'll catch up! Less of these crazies we have to deal with there the easier this'll be!"

[]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
[]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

>>33206442
>[X]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

IT'S GO TIME

>>33206442
>[X]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
TRUST SAYAKA

>>33206442
[X]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

>>33206442
[x]''Set this thing to ramming speed, Captain Cooldown.''

>>33206442
Heads, Sayaka cuts loose.
Tails, we bust through.

Tails it is.

>[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

captcha: usvsAM Wendy

Funny.

>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

Cry havoc and let slip the bitches of war.

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>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

What time is it everyone?

>>33206442
[x] Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade.

EVERY POST SCHPELTIGER SPENDS NOT CRASHING INTO SOMETHING IS A WASTE OF ITS RIDICULOUS POWER AND BULK NYA

>>33206442
[x]''Sayaka, have you ever tried using your sword in a Drive-By?"'
[x]GTA HOMU

>>33206442
[X]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

Hard choices!

>>33206442
[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

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>>33206442
>[]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

believe in sayaka

>>33206442
[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

They won't catch up to us quick enough if we go through. We get in, get Misaka, get out. No need to split up.

>>33206442
[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
Warehouse 69, tee hee.

>>33204909
Little sister dragged me out to do 4th of July stuff.
Documenting the code base I developed for work otherwise I guess.

Help me out. I need ideas for Neco edits.

>>33206442
>[X]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

Since when do Tanks stop for ants?

>>33206535
Have you considered doing other characters?

>>33206442
>[]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.
She can kill everyone she wants for the purpose of saving Misaka. Right now we can just ride past these.

>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

She's a big girl, as is Dildos, kind of.

>>33206442
>[]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.
I KNOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD

>>33206535
NECO and Odette.
>"Mew nya wanna build a snownyaaaan?"

>>33206442
>[]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan
This is a job for a vindicare.

Rifle in the shield, see if you can scare up a General Electric Minigun or two

>>33205722
To quote /ic/, >>Loomis

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>>33206442

>[x] LET SAYAKA LOOSE

CRY HAVOC, AND LOOSE THE BITCH OF WAR!

>>33206442
This is what Braids was warning us about, wasn't it?

>>33205737
Bookmarked it, and thanks.

>>33206442
[X] Let Sayaka off as we mow the barricade down.

>>33206442
>[x]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

>>33206592
Dan linked them to me, haven't taken a look at them yet because I've been too tired from work. Third shift will kick your ass.

>>33206599
You're welcome. Now go spend the next 15 hours catching up like I did.

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>>33206442
>[x]Let your Equerry loose as you and Wendy continue to Warehouse 69.

Handing out dirt naps big time

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>>33206442

>>33206442
>[]Refuse, have Wendy crash through the barricade. You'll need Sayaka close by when shit hits the fan.

>>33206596
What if it isn't?
>"Murderface, I need to borrow Midori for a threesome."
>"What the fu-"
>"TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"

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>>33206556
Working on some others too. Wendy with her bike, Deculture-ko (pic related), and something else for Hero Quest Rena. Its slower going than usual. Upper management keeps trusting me with watch-wearing dildo shit I'm a decade too young to deal with.

It's like Hat with Midori? Neco is just fun to draw. Anon's reactions never cease to amuse me either.

>>33206442
>[x] Let your Equerry loose as you have Wendy crash through the barricade

IT'S JOUSTING TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>33206578
We don't really have a good visual reference for Odette's costume yet. I wonder how Hat's been doing with that...

>>33206759

Well, I haven't worked on ANYTHING this week because I've been busy, but Archie has my old sketches. He can post them, if he wants them. They're his and I'd rather not post them without permission

>>33206785
More fun to save it until it's closer to being done, I think.

(Also I wouldn't post it without your permission. I know some artists really don't like showing in-progress work.)

>>33206785
A never ending cycle of needing permission!
send help!

>>33206887
Not without paperwork signed in triplicate

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>>33206869
Perpetual permission machine is go.

>>33206909
Okay to step away from that nightmare.
MGNQ, who's the better artist? NAS or Tupac?

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>>33206869
>>33206965

Well, Archie said it's fine, so here's the sketch :V

>>33206993
Small is cute.
Cute is justice.
Odette is small and cute.
Therefore Odette is justice.

>>33206993
Oh man, she's just a tiny bit shorter than Pinky?

I can see her rubbing it in already.

>>33206993
Ahaha holy hell she IS tiny, that's adorable

She's adorable nya

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>>33206993
Odette a qtp2t.

>>33207018
"I am justice! I am the winter! I am-"
"Adorable~"
"Stop petting me!"

>>33206993
Did she, like... Never ever drink her milk or something?

>>33206993
She's about 5'. Damn she be short. Shorter than me even!

>>33207030
Dimnusis tier short.
Its adorable.

>>33206993
I still think the best part of this is the fact that Lotte is only a few cm shorter than Souji. So itty bitty~

>>33207113
Diminutivenusis.

>>33207077
Midori and Odette interaction.

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>>33207113
>>33207124
I WILL DESTROY YOU.

>>33207143
We still have thirty episodes to get away.

>>33206982
Biggie

>>33207020

She's 2 cm shorter than Pinky, yeah.

She's basically regular, middle school Madoka height (since Decu asked me to make all the PMMM girls slightly taller than their middle school height)

>>33207090
Megucas basically stop aging once contracted, right? She could've been contracted very young.

>>33207161
Are they still on Namek?

>>33207248

I'd say "No" since Decu specifically asked me to age up the girls a bit when doing the height chart

>>33207135
"Ahaha~ Look at her~"
"...I've tamed tougher Callidus than you."
"Ah- Wait- T-tamed?"

>>33207248
It's not very clear in MGNQ, I think it's potentially slowed or stopped but that isn't especially common.

>>33207279
Most Meguca don't live long enough for physical aging to be a concern.

>>33207378
Given that they're all universally a bit older its probably the case that, in this universe they were all contacted a bit older?

>>33207416
Huh, that might actually explain why Sayaka didnt witch out, actually. She wasnt a meguca when she experienced most of the events that witched her out in PMMM.

Didn't Kyouko and Mami age since they contracted, though?

Mami's Mammies are probably a good gauge for this.

>>33207498
Mami's been contracted for a very long time, (6-7 years, maybe 8? She was around when/near when the Officio system came into being). Sayaka and Kyouko are less concrete.

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>>33207416

Some of these officios to take pains to prevent megucas from witching out, instead of pushing for it to happen. This probably improves life expectancy.

>>33207516

Then, yes, they age and grow taller and older.

Odette's just a short.

>>33207516
I meant in PMMM, not MGNQ.

>>33207516
According to the wiki, Mami's been contracted for 6 years. A couple years after the officio system became a thing.

>>33207498
>>33207562

Oh, you're right... the traffic accident screenshot where Mami contracted, she didn't have huge breasts.

So she aged since her parents got killed and either wished for large breasts or grew into them naturally.

Fairly certain at least one 4koma artist made fun of that...

>>33207554
She and Rea should form a club/support group for short megucas.

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Sorry, folks, we've run into some biological-type technical difficulties. Deculture's cutting it short for today. I'll be here to answer questions as always, though.

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>>33207591

hhhnnngggg

>>33207615
Am I being trolled?

>>33207562
Considering that important females throughout history have been magical girls, and no one noticed how they never age, I'd guess that they do.

Either that or they all die before anyone figures it out.

>>33207615
First and foremost, is everything okay? Like, nothing life threatening?

>>33207615
Biological difficulties? Has Decu gotten moon cancer?

>>33207615
>biological-type technical difficulties
are starfish invading?

>>33207615
>biological-type technical difficulties
He is shitting himself silly isn't he?

>>33207615
That's alright, I don't think anyone expected decu to run late like he promised anyway.

>>33207615
Alien infestation on the moon?

>>33207615
Did he fall asleep at the wheel?

>>33207637
>>33207640
>>33207645
Nothing life-threatening, the moon man is just not feeling his moon best, and it's affecting his ability to continue writing at the moment.

>>33207654
>>33207665
Not in front of the earthanoids.

>>33207657
Gross, I didn't ask and I don't want to.

>>33207663
He usually does lately, in his defense.

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>>33207615
Too tired?

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We should ask the stooges for some telekinesis back up to use Stingers and RPGs as funnels while dual wielding the Katana and Deagle.

Well now that the thread's over, here's the threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart

>>33207635
>>33207591
Is Eleanor allowed in? She's somewhere between those heights.

>>33207678
>>33207713
He just asked me to chikuwa for him, said he was having some trouble focusing, and wandered off, possibly to lift.

>>33207736
Eleanor's also really young. She might have a growth spurt!

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>>33207591
>>33207635

Oh, btw, Rea is just a bit slightly taller than Misaka, so Odette is still taller than her.

>>33207615
Please thank Decu for running!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived!

>>33207591
>Mami and Midori talking.
>Odette nearby lamenting her small bust.
>notices Rea nearby doing the same.
>instant friendship.
>Enishi walks up to them.
>commence glaring at her chest.