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>>33210701

Ignore the bottle, it's probably a trap

>>33210701
Build a sand castle

>>33210701
Read that message!

>>33210849
You decide to ignore the bottle for... Some reason. After a short time, it's caught by the waves and dragged back into the water.

A short time afterwards, another bottle washes up on the shore.

>>33210941
You pick this one up, and find a single message.

"Hey."

Also enclosed in the bottle is a pen. You realize the other side of the paper is blank. You could send a message back.

>>33210970
send back "u havin a giggle m8?"

>>33211003
Seconding

>>33211118
You write that onto the paper, place it back in the bottle, and send it floating on the waves. A few minutes of attempting to build a sandcastle later, you get another message. "Under the palm tree."

Odd. That Palm Tree wasn't there before...

>What Now?

>>33211185
Write back "BR?"
Then dig like a dog under the palm tree

>>33211237
You write the message, then dig under the palm tree for a solid half-hour. Eventually, you find a small bomb-shelter style hatch.

>Open The Hatch
>Other

>>33211355
>Open it

>>33211380
You open the hatch. A single leader leads down, so far you can't see the bottom. You consider climbing down, until something pushes you in. You fall down, down so far you're not sure when you'll hit the bottom...

You wake up.

Seems you're in the Waiting Room of the hospital. Andrea and Alice are both asleep as well.

You really have to use the bathroom.

>What Now?

>>33211440
Piss our pants

>>33211471
Please no. Just look for a damn bathroom

>>33211591
You stand up and head for a bathroom. When you approach the door out of the waiting room, you suddenly smell something. Smells like...

Anti-septic and rubbing alcohol...

>What Now?

>>33211714
follow our nose, wherever it goes?

>>33211879
You open the door, and oh dear god.

It almost looks like you're back in the Sterile Dimension! Blood smears the walls, gurneys lay overturned and several corpses lie on the ground.

Leaning against a wall and smoking is a man in a Grey Trenchcoat. He's smoking and surveying the area.

>>33212179
"Fuck you ID."

>>33212179
I'd, stop this shit.

>>33212231
Id, even.

>>33212254
The man in the trenchcoat looks over at you. "Huh? How, exactly, do you know my name? And what the hell are you doing up?" He says, looking a bit miffed.

He approaches you, and jabs a finger into your chest. "Look, obviously you know who I am. The question is, HOW? There is literally no indication that I could be Id. I could be a Mind Mage with a bad habit."

He pauses. "There's something wrong here. One moment please."

Well, let's take a look in here... Memories, favorite songs, masturbatory fantasies...

Oh, there we go! No wonder the kid's such a mess sometimes! Hello there, legion of people deciding this guy's actions.

Fourth wall breaking isn't really approved you know.

>Well? You gonna say something?

>>33212416
Was there a retcon or something?

>>33212524
The first thread never happened. It's gone, because barely anyone replied and to be honest it was kinda shit. The entire beginning was just the OP throwing in a horribly unsubtle reference to one of his favorite songs.

So, for all intents and purposes, we've never met.

Any more questions?

>Well are there?

>>33212560
Ask him why you're here.

>>33212560

What's your opinion on Freud's work?

>>33213049
" Eh, decent enough. Though the man projected like amateur movie night. Right, if that's all, back to the show!"

"So why..." You pause. Something doesn't feel right. "Who are you?" You say.

The man sighs. "Kid, you read the Book, who do you THINK I am?"

>>33213111

I thought you just said that knowing that he was Id was breaking the fourth wall.

Like, three posts ago.

>>33213191
(In the context of having read the Book. Id is explicitly mentioned in the book. Really, I was hoping someone would say it was anyone OTHER than Id, so I can show off his planet-sized ego.)

>>33213260
"Yknow what, honestly? Forget it." Id suddenly says before you can think of anything. "Siddown, kid, it's story time."

Suddenly, you're both sitting in comfy chairs.

"So, you know about the Guardians, right?" He says. You nod.

"Well, ysee, we've seen you wandering through dimensions, murdering everything in your way. We aren't exactly thrilled."

Suddenly, he's holding two marionettes. One is of an angelic figure with black pits where his eyes should be, and the other is of Id himself.

"So The Star says "Hey, Id, go stop these fuckers, they might try something stupid." And I say "DON'T YOU KNOCK?!?" and he teleports me into your brain. Then I created your worst nightmares, and put you into a coma!" He finishes, making the marionettes vanish into thin air.

"Any questions?"

>What Now?

>>33213569
Tell him you'll stop murdering your way across the dimensions.

>>33213649
He laughs. "Sorry. Can't really risk it. Honestly? It The Star knew I let you out I'd be on the express train to Azatoth's mind-scape, and I don't think I could take it."

Suddenly, you notice a discarded scalpel carving a message into the wall.

"BE CAREFUL THERE IS WAY OUT CAN'T FIND IT LOOKING FOR YOU STAY PUT ANDREA."

Id sighs. "Really, I've been here WAY too long. I'll be... Somewhere, I'm sure. Enjoy your coma."

Suddenly, he's gone, and you land ass-first on a syringe when the chair you're on disappears.

>>33213649
But we got to get stronger (level) some how.

>>33213917
All right so we pissed the "Guardians" off because we push to much. ... Hm, So we push more, risk death by coma and hope are friends can help or we dick around till something works.

I say try to control our blood into a weapon to break the syringe.

>>33214007
It's just a syringe. You pull it out with a hiss.

But you briefly consider what you should do. It seems things are getting pretty tense if you've ticked off the Guardians...

Suddenly, a door begins rattling behind you. You hear muffled heavy breathing, and liquid seems to be leaking under the door.

>What Now?

Rolled 65

>>33214115
Study liquid, Can we control it in any way?

Also I assume we still have our arm band of power? The one we put blood into to boost power.

>>33214188
Actually, it's a good thing you brought that up, because no. You don't.

You examine the liquid. It seems to be regular water.

The heavy breathing becomes muffled cursing.

>Open the door
>Leave it be
>Other

>>33214260
>Other
Knock on the door and see if they can hear it. Then try talking, If they seem friend open door and hold breath.

Also keep needle safe we may need it.

>>33214313
You knock on the door. "Hello?"

The pounding stops, and a voice comes through. "S...sam... It HURTS... Locked me in... Help..."

It sounds like Alice... If she had a mouthful of water.

>>33214367
Ready for rush of water. [Buff Strength] Let her in and close door if water is rushing in.

>>33214419
Lacking your Focus, you use the syringe from before to draw your own blood, enchant it, and then re-inject it. It's sloppy, and when it's over half the blood is smeared on your arm, but you feel stronger.

You open the door quickly, and Alice falls out, as does a torrent of water, and several nasty fish with very sharp teeth.

Alice has several bites take out of her.

"Thank you... Id... Is a sick bastard... Not sure where Andrea is, we got separated. We should find her."

Andrea has joined your party!

After that unpleasant experience, you find two ways to go.

>Stairs UP
>Hallway LEFT.

>>33214687
Take time to patch her up from the bit marks.

"Hey Alice you all right and can you use your Through The Looking Glass skill?"

Then head Left.

>>33214419
Lacking your Focus, you use the syringe from before to draw your own blood, enchant it, and then re-inject it. It's sloppy, and when it's over half the blood is smeared on your arm, but you feel stronger.

You open the door quickly, and Alice falls out, as does a torrent of water, and several nasty fish with very sharp teeth.

Alice has several bites take out of her.

"Thank you... Id... Is a sick bastard... Not sure where Andrea is, we got separated. We should find her."

Andrea has joined your party!

After that unpleasant experience, you find two ways to go.

>Stairs UP
>Hallway LEFT.>>33214793

You can't really find any unsoiled medical supplies, but you do find a bit of gauze. At least that staunches some of the bleeding.

"You okay Alice?" You ask her.

"Yeah, I'm fine. I just wanna get out of here." She says.

"Uh, not to sound like an insensitive dick, but you can still use Through The Looking Glass, right?" You ask her.

She just nods.

You head down the left hallway, and find the hospital cafeteria, and more corridor.

The noises of someone... Or some THING... Gorging itself can be heard from the Cafeteria.

>Keep Going
>Enter Cafeteria
>Other

Holy fuck what just happened?!? Look, ignore the repeat, just read the stuff after it.

>>33214873
>>Other
If there is a window into the cafeteria look thru it first, Then go from there.

"Do you think we or you could jump out of here with your skill and bring a master back to us? It's more of a last resort but it will be good to have a back up plan to save our friends. Unless you can do it with out a focus. It seems I lost mine I believe I can assume the same for you."

Rolled 4

>>33215022
"Alice, is it possible to get us out of here?" You ask.

She shakes her head. "Nope. Bastard stole my mirror."

Well, that's great.

Your next course of action is peeking around the corner of the open entryway to the Cafeteria. Inside, you see a grey-skinned creature, face-first in a plate of some greasy yellow abomination of a meal.

Heck, he's probably just eating a plate of grease.

Roll a d20. First roll gets accepted.

Rolled 19

>>33215207
I jokingly want to say join in. But I'm sure we would get killed for it.

Rolled 20

>>33215261
Thankfully, it doesn't seem to notice you.

Now, there are a few options here, while you still have the element of surprise.

>Attack
>Scan
>Run

Attack will give you a free round of combat. Scan will let you scan it, but remember that Alice's abilities cloud her mind. Run is self-explanatory.

Scan, in my opinion

>>33215421
She lacks a focus and could end up in bad shape.

>>33215360
I say run for now the party comes first.

Rolled 10

>>33215421
(Just saying I literally flipped a coin to determine who I'd go with.)

"Alice, can you scan this?" You say to her.

She shrugs, and in an instant she's the grey beast. From here you can see the horribly distended jaw, and the gaping holes for nostrils.

Alice sniffs the air. "What is that smell... It smells... Tasty... Hungry..." She begins moving towards the cafeteria.

Rolling to see if she snaps out of it, difficulty is 10

Rolled 2

>>33215644
(And you avoided combat by the skin of your teeth!)

She suddenly stops, and turns back.

"Oh my god... What was that? It smelled like someone shat in a deepfryer but to me it was DELICIOUS... Ugh. Anyway..."

Gluttonous Id
Strength: 4
Defense: 6
Agility: 2

Rolled 3

>>33215703
As she finishes speaking, you hear Gluttonous Id start snuffling the air. Its heavy, ponderous footsteps can be heard approaching.

If you made a break for it, it probably wouldn't follow you.

>Run
>Fight
>Other

>>33215703
... yeah with our buffed strength we meat it's defense I say run for now.

>>33215799
second

>>33215799

Run the fuck away.

Rolled 5

>>33215970
You run down the corridor, and hear Gluttonous Id briefly sniff the area where you both were, before grunting and heading back in to gorge himself.

You are now in the LOBBY. The doors are all barricaded, and the windows have been shuttered. A red light blinks on and off.

The GIFT SHOP is open, but nobody seems to be inside. Meanwhile, there are corridors to the LEFT, RIGHT and UP.

As a reminder, the RIGHT Corridor leads to the CAFETERIA and the STAIRS.

I need to draw up a map...

>Enter GIFT SHOP
>Go UP
>Go LEFT
>Go RIGHT

>>33215798
Fuck that, lets kick its shit in, we're a fucking Fist Wizard for a reason!

>>33216142

We can't damage it. It can damage us. We have no one who can debuff or heal us.

I know that we've had Sam do some stupid things, but let's try to avoid patently suicidal ones.

That said, go in the gift-shop and steal anything that vaguely looks like equipment.

Hey, guys, back in Un Momento.

>>33216091
>>Enter GIFT SHOP

>>33216091
gift shop

>>33216281

You walk into the Gift Shop. Inside, you don't honestly find much. Various stuffed animals lie disemboweled on the floor, the drink fridge is open and deactivated, and the cash register lies opened and completely cleaned out.

Huh. That's odd. If this is a shared coma, who honestly needs money?

You only barely hear the giggle and sound of change falling to the ground.

>What Now?

>>33216493
>INVESTIGATE

>>33216510
You're not sure where the noise is coming from.

As you look around, you hear the change dropping sound getting closer... and clo-

Suddenly, a shrivelled gray old man jumps through the window, several valuables grasped in his over-sized hands. He giggles like a madman and examines the both of you, then decides you're not worth the trouble and turns away.

>Attack
>Scan
>Leave

>>33216696
Punch his shit

>>33216696

Megaton punch.

Rolled 11, 19 = 30

>>33216776

Rollin' rollin' rollin'...

Rolled 2, 11 = 13

>>33216807
Unfortunately, your punch misses him.

The creature hisses at you, and leaps back out the window and runs off.

It's only now that you realize the thing was carrying your Focus.

>>33216835

Which one?

The one made out of centapede bits or the one that was given to us by Professor Sex Goddess?

Rolled 20, 1 = 21

>>33216885
The one you were currently wearing. So yes, centipede.

>Pursue
>Not worth it

>>33216936
>pursue
stealth like

>>33216936
>>Pursue
Into the deeps we go and where we stop only time will tell.

>>33216510
second

>>33217117
oops, meant
>>33217061

File: First Floor Hospital Map.png (7 KB, 768x485)

7 KB PNG

Rolled 12, 16 = 28

>>33217061
You chase down the odd man. On the way, you find a map of the Hospital! At the moment, you're in the upward corridor from the center.

You burst into the maternity ward. You don't see anything, aside from empty cribs and some hospital beds, you don't see much.

The strange squishing noises, on the other hand, are much more suspect.

And you lost the fucker that stole your Focus too!

>>33217217
Dick ass thief
Ok then, >INVESTIGATE

Rolled 10, 10 = 20

>>33217262
You examine the Maternity Ward. It's pretty huge. Eventually, though, you find in a side-chamber a large gray... THING. It pulsates slightly, and constantly makes wet squishing noises.

>Attack
>Scan
>Run

>>33217323
God, I don't really want to scan it. That's icky

Drop a desk on it

>>33217369
Yeah, just throw things at it

Rolled 3, 17 = 20

>>33217454

You decide to fling a hospital bed at the creature rather than put poor Alice through the horrors of becoming that thing.

Rolling.

>>33217480
The fuck man

Rolled 20, 19 = 39

>>33217480
You miss. The bed instead impacts a stack of cradles, which fall to the ground in a humorous fashion.

The creature turns to you. It looks you over for a moment before looking over at Alice. At which point it begins squishing its way towards her.

Alice glares at it, and picks up a scalpel used for cutting umbilical cords off of a nearby tray.

"Just try it, pal!"

Combat START!

Turn Order:
Alice
Enemy
Samuel

>>33217633
I don't even know what Alice does besides scan, so...attack and Sam can falcon punch

Rolled 18, 11 = 29

>>33217679

Rolling for Alice's attack...

>>33217633
Well Alice is support so have her look for things we can use, Mainly fire.

Samuel: Mega Punch / Enemy.

>>33217703
IGNORE THIS, I AM A STUPID ASSHOLE. REAL POST INCOMING

Rolled 18, 11 = 29

>>33217715
"Alice!" you say. "Look for something we can use in the environment or something!" you say, pulling out your syringe. You jam it into your arm and begin drawing blood.

Unfortunately, as she searches for something usable in combat, the Enemy squishes its way over to her and slaps her with,.. well, itself.

Rolling in the 90s...

Rolled 9, 13 = 22

>>33217812
Unfortunately, Alice gets the full brunt of the enemy's attack, getting sent sailing across the room. She scrambles to her feet and heads to the opposite side of the room.

Thankfully, this thing is far too distracted by Alice to think about actually DODGING your attacks. The enemy gets a -2 penalty to dodge chance.

Rolling.

>>33217921
2nd dice is a faggot

Rolled 13, 19 = 32

>>33217921
You don't manage to punch the creature, and it continues sliding its way towards Alice.

Suddenly, Alice lunges for a random cabinet. "Quick! They've got tranquilizers, get as many as you can and just inject them!"

She comes out with several large, wicked looking needles. Immediately she attempts to jab the creature.

Rolling.

Almost immediately, Alice points to a random cabinet. "There! They have tranquilizers in there! With needles and everything!" She rushes over to the cabinet, and pulls out a wicked looking needle.

Rolled 6, 16 = 22

What is happening to my posts, god DAMN.

Unfortunately, she only grazes the creature with her needle. It's scratched, but the creature still practically keels over in pain. You get the feeling that this thing isn't exactly a combat wunderkind.

In fact, its turn is completely negated, considering that its the equivalent of scratching a giant male genitalia with a syringe.

You attempt to jab it.

(Just saying that not all of Id's Incarnations are going to be utter beasts in combat.)

>>33218168
Im losing my shit at these rols

>>33218168
>(Just saying that not all of Id's Incarnations are going to be utter beasts in combat.)

The second die seems to disagree.

Rolled 4, 14 = 18

>>33218168
>stares at dice

...
yknow what, this thing is basically keeled over in pain from getting scratched, I'm going to say you inject that fucker with enough tranquilizers to kill it dead.

As the giant squishy thing curls up on the ground and... breathes its last? You think? Alice breathes a sigh of relief. "I felt intensely uncomfortable the moment we stepped into this room. But I think I learned enough about it just by getting a good look."

Lustful Id
Strength: 2
Defense: 0
Dexterity: 0

(Yes, Lustful Id was basically a gigantic frigging joke. I just felt dirty actually giving a woman-hunting dong-beast anything resembling competence.)

You both leave the Maternity Ward, and walk back into the Lobby. It seems the upper corridor won't be necessary to explore anymore.

In the Gift Shop, you can hear Greedy Id cackling to himself and dropping more change.

>>33218319
VERY SNEAKYLIKE
We ambush the greedy bastard

>>33218351
With our fist!

Rolled 19, 2 = 21

>>33218351
You attempt to sneak into the Gift Shop and pop Greedy Id one right in his withered old face.

Rolling.

>>33218351
Why don't we lay a trap for him ? Find something valuable, place it under a bag filled with tranquilizer... profit.

>>33218398
Aww yeee, fuck that guy

>>33218319
>0 in both defensive stats
>still couldn't even touch it

What the hell.

Rolled 4, 6 = 10

>>33218398
You manage to sneak into the Gift Shop, and while Greedy Id looks through the cash register for any pennies you may have missed, you punch him hard enough to send him out the window again, sending various valuables flying as he goes. He lands on top of the front desk in a heap.

Well, on the bright side, judging by the new indent in his skull, you just took down a second Id Incarnation.

So, what, you've encountered Lustful Id, Greedy Id, Gluttonous Id...

There're probably more for the other Deadly Sins.

Well, there's a Blood Bank down the Left Corridor, there's still the Cafeteria you need to attend to, and there's a whole second floor to investigate.

Happy Hunting!

Samuel got his FOCUS back! His Strength is now 5!

>Go to BLOOD BANK
>Go to CAFETERIA
>Go to STAIRS

>>33218576
blood bank

Rolled 38

>>33218618
mmmm blood

Going to make some dinner OP, will try and stay active on my phone. No guarantees

Rolled 10, 4 = 14

>>33218618
You head for the blood bank. As you approach it, you hear the sounds of crashes and... a fire?

>Investigate
>Never mind...
>Other

>>33218768
Well shit. Check it out

>>33218768
>Investigate

>>33218768
>a fire

Martin is close by, let's help him.

Rolled 13, 17 = 30

>>33218829
You step into the Blood Bank, to find... Bernie?

He stands in the center of a large puddle of blood, his hands raised and flames cascading around the room.

His head is surrounded by a grey aura.

"BURN. BURN IT ALL. I HATE IT... I HATE IT!"

Alice claps her hands to her mouth.

"Bernie! What are you doing man?!?" you shout to him.

He looks towards you, and suddenly all you can do is HATE. Your vision goes grey and you HATE HATE HATE.

HATE.

Combat Start!

Turn Order
Bernie
Samuel
Alice

Bernie says something to you, but you're not sure what it was. He holds up his Focus Lighter, and flicks it on.

Rolling.

Rolled 8, 18 = 26

>>33218943
An inferno rises around you, but you barely feel it through the sheer hatred.

>What will you do?

>>33218969
http://youtu.be/c_sioHsT7GQ?t=38s

Alice try to get thru to him you know him the best.

Sam Grapple him down to keep him from moving while we pound his shit in.

>>33218969

Try to take or damage the lighter.

Without it, his physical abilities are leagues lower than us, but he's currently more than we can handle without a party.

Rolled 4, 18 = 22

>>33219103
You try to get Alice to help, but she looks like she's crying. She's by Bernie's side now, and they're both saying something to you.

stop... id... brainwashing...

You wish they'd just SHUT UP you HATE that they won't SHUT UP.

You attempt to grab Bernie and grind his stupid face into the floor.

Rolling.

Rolled 15, 3 = 18

>>33219183
He dodges your attack. Alice transforms into you for a brief moment, and says something to Bernie.

Bernie opens his lighter again, summoning another Inferno.

>>33219232

Stop attacking.

Alternatively, punch some sense into yourself.

Rolled 14, 14 = 28

>>33219232
This time, you feel the flames around you, burning your skin and increasing your sheer rage. That son of a bitch! You're gonna make HIM PAY.

>But how?

Rolled 12

>>33219269
>Snap out of it, Just who the hell do you think we are ID!?

>>33219269

Realize that this is the guy who let you have free drugs, and forgive him.

>>33219269
We throw something at that faggot

Rolled 17, 19 = 36

>>33219341
stop it stop it these are your friends stop!
sam
sam
Sam
SAM!

Suddenly, the voices break through. You still feel the hatred, but you can at least THINK through it.

You suddenly realize the grey haze is around your head now.

Alice calls to you. "Sam! That's Wrathful Id! Just calm down! It dies without a source of conflict!"

You try to calm down through the haze of HATRED...

They're your FRIENDS. Bernie gave you marshweed, he can't be that bad of a guy! And Alice is pretty cool! Calm... down...

As you take your last deep breath, you realize that the haze is gone. In fact, it's completely dissipated.

One more down.

>What Now?

>>33219417
Search the room for anything useful, and move on

Rolled 19, 6 = 25

>>33219448
There doesn't seem to be anything useful. Thankfully, Bernie already has his lighter. You're pretty much set.

As you leave, you realize you only have to take on Gluttonous Id on this floor. Perfect.

Bernie sighs. "So care explaining why we're taking on one of the Guardians? And why he's such a massive prick?"

>>33219491
Id is a huge nerd and wants his stupid book back. He also thinks he's the top shit of shit castle, so fuck him.

>>33219491
>And why he's such a massive prick?

He'd the personification of impulsive and irresponsible behaviors. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a prick.

>>33219491
"Apparently Star dude doesn't like me or us and ID kinda just put us in nightmare fuel comas because hey Fuck Us or something"

Rolled 15, 6 = 21

>>33219582
"What, The Star doesn't like us? I thought he was relatively passive or something. But seriously, why is Id being such a tool about this?"

>>33219567
When you share that bit of psychology with him, he shrugs. "Okay, whatever. No wonder all his Incarnations are based on the Sins. So who've you killed so far anyhow?"

>>33219639
Answer truthfully, what's it matter? We gotta move son

>>33219639
"At least three maybe four, haven't seen Pride, Sloth, or Envy yet. Andrea should be around here somewhere also"

>>33219639

"Alice jammed a needle into the penis shaped one, so make note not to make her mad. Then I smashed in Greed's head to get my focus back. With Wrath down, we're a little less than halfway done. Gluttony's pretty strong though, so we'd better gather some supplies first"

Rolled 1, 2 = 3

>>33219754
He laughs. "Okay, so she seriously jabbed Lustful Id in its... well, itself? Kickass. Though yeah, definitely don't wanna make her mad."

You tell him about the rest, and make sure to specifically bring up gluttony.

He sighs. "Oh, that fat bastard? Yeah, honestly? I tried taking him down earlier, he must have fucking kevlar in his fat rolls or something because I could BARELY scratch him." He thinks for a moment.

"Wait, I just got an idea! What if you get in there and hold his mouth open, and I threw a fireball in there? He's pretty much full of gasses, he'd go up like the Hindenburg!"

Sounds like a plan!

You arrive at the Cafeteria, and again Gluttonous Id is gorging himself.

>Attack
>See What's Upstairs

>>33219883
nope, get greasy food and bait him

Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>33219907
Unfortunately, the only greasy food is inside the Cafeteria, and if you went inside he'd almost certainly smell you.

>Attack
>See What's Upstairs
>Other

>>33219977
what if we ran in, got food, lit it on fire, and played hungry hungry hippo? Otherwise we need a solid plan

Rolled 8, 2 = 10

>>33220012
You have a plan. Increase Strength is still active, and with the Bracelet that's a full 10 Strength. Especially considering it would be a Vs Strength test to pry open his mouth, rather than Vs Dexterity.

>Attack
>See What's Upstairs
>Other

>>33219977
You know what? There's 3 of us. Let's kick his shit in.

Start by lighting his food on fire. Grease flames up real good, right?

>>33220051
Well then lets just attack and see what happens. Also, where the fuck did everyone else go?

Rolled 15, 4 = 19

>>33220069
(Well, Id didn't quite think things through. He just assumed the whole gang would be there. So thankfully they evaded it.)

You head into the Cafeteria, and Gluttonous Id looks at you and roars.

COMBAT START!
Turn Order:
Gluttonous Id
Samuel
Bernie

Gluttonous Id bellows and rushes directly at Bernie, attempting to take a gigantic bite out of him.

Rolling.

>>33220125
bye bernie

Rolled 5, 15 = 20

>>33220125
Gluttonous Id clamps his jaws around Bernie, biting hard enough that a loud crack is heard. He then flings Bernie across the room right into what might be the most disgusting salad bar you've ever seen.

Bernie takes 18 Damage!
Bernie HP: 32/50

Bernie stands up, picking off pieces of moldy lettuce and italian dressing packets that more closely resemble slime-mold colonies. "It's okay, I'm fine, remember the plan!"

>What Now?

>>33220216
look for suitable fireball food

>>33220216
we out power it easily, force the mouth open and clear the path for fire blasts

Rolled 12, 8 = 20

>>33220257
You leap onto Gluttonous Id. Despite its great durability, it's not very physically strong. With any luck, you can pry its mouth open...

Rolling.

Rolled 16, 6 = 22

>>33220289
You pry open the beast's jaws, getting drool all over your hands. Its breath is like if decaying corpses ate nothing but Taco Bell for a full week.

Bernie, having a completely open path, flings in a fireball. "GET DOWN!"

You all leap down, and Gluttonous Id explodes into large slimy chunks.

Four down, three to go.

>What Now?

>>33220340
>Up we go

>>33220340
search the room and upstairs, last look around this level then on to the next one
>FIND ANDREA

Rolled 11, 8 = 19

>>33220374
You look around the room, but literally every single foodstuff in the room is disgusting. Fries that are really more soggy grease-strips, sandwiches with disgusting, grade F meat, the aforementioned long-abandoned salad bar...

There's nothing more to find in the rest of the rooms either, so it's upstairs you go.

As you head to the stairway, you're feeling pretty good. Id's minions are going down like bowling pins. You'll be out of here in no-

Suddenly, you hear Andrea scream.

Alice is the first one up the stairs after that, followed by you and Bernie. Things just got a lot more desperate...

END OF PART FOUR!

>>33220457
I feel like good progress was made here, thanks for the thread OP.

So, uh, yeah, if somebody else could archive this? I kinda have to get going now. See you guys later!