>>33211575
Hooray for Hero Quest! (It's weird getting here before the Twitter announcement.)

>>33211575
Is it finally that time again?
Bridgette Quest?

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>>33211575
BRIDGETTE SUFFERING IS HERE

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C: "And then she just acts like it's no big deal! Like 'Oh, I've been bugging you for the past month but it's cool! I'm just gonna go bother someone else!' You can't just be a Hero, bother a Villain for so long, and then dump them like they're nothing. Do you understand me, dear sister?"

"Uh huh..."

She's been rambling like this for the better part of the hour...
And she's drunk all my booze.

C: "Sister... Dear sweet little sister..."

"Yes?"

C: "Tell me... What am I to do now? How do I act? I... For once I simply do not know. Am I to go and try to destroy their relationship like a proper Villain? Once again I feel lost..."

"Uh...."

C: "I wanted to do that... Just go and attack her. But then I realized I would most likely be killed. It is always like this, dear sister... Everyone I want to fight is just too powerful... And..." She takes another drink from the nearly empty bottle in her hand. "Why is everyone so strong? I can't even beat them up a little. All of them. Caffornicator, Rider, Magical Girl Spa- Magical Vampire Sparkle. What is a villain to do, dear sister?"

"......."

It's too early in the morning for this shit.
I don't even know what she wants me to say.

>>33211575
Bridgette still a best

>>33211575
Wacky Races chapter when?

>>33211575
Bridgette, go to HeroSearch and search for Rena X Bridgette fanfics.

>>33211575
What was the oneshot that was mentioned on twitter?

>>33211671
"You could pick on Rena, I guess."

>>33211671
Keep nodding silently, that always works.

>>33211671
Get more booze.

Suggest to your sister that going on a spiritual journey to the monster dimension might make her stronger.

>>33211671
Go find a better nemesis? Hang out with Rena more? Make a contract with one of the QB's that Bridgette can summon?

>>33211671
git gud. powerlevel or something

>>33211671
I dunno, get a hobby? Macrame or base jumping or something?

>>33211671
Tell her the truth.
Tell her that she's being a colossal bitch to everyone and that's why people dump her.

>>33211671
Tell her sparkle is probably a lot weaker
And there's always Rena, who forgives you even when you rip out every bone in her body apparently.

>>33211671
Ask Rena if she has any booze.
If you can't have her love, then you can at least have her alcohol, right?

>I just remembered that time when Bridgette and Rena got drunk and cuddled

>>33211671
Training montage maybe?
Try and get to S-rank and then pick on them, ask Monster Mom for advice

>>33211671
Bridgette! This is your chance to get her out of your hair and get Rena to stop avoiding you by association with your sister!

Suggest she leave for a training journey.

>>33211687
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33148899/

>>33211671
Tell her to go hang out with AltSparkle? She's kinda lonely, and she sounds like she could use company with an alternate version of someone she loved.

>>33211671
Maybe she should try being nice for a change?

And didn't she want Caffo to leave her alone? She got what she wanted.

>>33211671
She should stop being a bitch and get friends.
I mean, neither of you get any and probably never will due to personalities, but at least you have friends. Cynthia is tolerated at best. Help her out. Help get get a friend.

>>33211700
>>33211708
>>33211719
Rena is currently avoiding Cynthia, and by association, Bridgette. So I don't think that's something Bridgette would suggest.

>>33211671
Don't say a thing. Just let her ramble on.

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>>33211708
Of course, what could possibly go wrong?

>>33211767
That's the clever plan though. Cynthia leaves to go find Rena, Rena comes here to avoid Cynthia. It's perfect!

>>33211671
Take a good, firm hold of her collar and slap some sense into her.

>>33211671
Transform her into a mermaid and watch as she asphyxiates.

>>33211786
That's not clever. That's contrived.

>>33211762
She's tsundere for caffo.

>>33211671
The way she said it, it was pretty clear that she wanted nothing to do with Caffo and just hadn't said so before. What else could she have done, besides stay away from her?

>>33211762
You might have noticed that C is rather dysfunctional when it comes to relationships.

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>>33211671
Bridgette.

Next time you're out villaining summon this to use as a whip.

>>33211762
She doesn't want anything to do with Caffo.

But like most villains she has a gigantic fucking ego. The fact that she was dumped instead of the other way around pisses her off.

>>33211671
Well, you can always beat rena pretty easy, at least.

Anyway, you should be glad you thwarted the heroic caffornicator in her advances for you.

>>33211671
"I wish I knew, Sis, I really do."

>>33211671
Tell her to get revenge by telling Rider all about how horrible Caff was to her.

>>33211671
Well, isn't it natural for someone to give up on trying to get your affections if it never works?

>>33211924
I dont think Bridgette has given up yet.

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I... I don't think I'm going to call her a bitch. Or slap her. She could still kick my ass.

"Maybe you can try and get some more friends or something? A hobby? You've been working pretty hard lately."

C: "But dear sister... My job is my hobby... And I love it very much. Tell me, dear sweet sister, how do you get friends? You have a lot of friends, right?"

"...."

C: "You have that cute little redhead and Rider to call upon. All I have is you... How do you do it?"

"... I uh... Don't act like a uh... Bitch..." She speaks that last word softly, hoping that it doesn't impact her sister too much.

C: "A bitch? You think I act like a bitch..?"

"You can be pretty bitchy, yes..."

C: "Oh..."

>She looks at her bottle and finishes the rest in one gulp.

C: "I wasn't aware you thought of me like that, dear sister..." Her lip starts to tremble as she looks at Bridgette.

Oh boy.

"Sis, you can be kinda messed up. Rena doesn't even want to come here anymore because of what you do to her."

C: "I... Oh dear sister... I don't know what to do! This is simply how I am..! I don't know how else to act..."

"How to not act like a bitch? It's pretty easy, sis. Just... Stop being a bitch."

C: "But how?"

"I don't know! Just... Stop being so messed up to people."

C: "But how, dear sister!"

"I don't fucking know! Just be nice to people! It's not hard!"

C: "It is for me..."

>She looks at the empty bottle and shakes it at her sister. Bridgette sighs and goes to grab another one.

She's sulking and impossible to deal with. I think I like her bitchy self more.
I want to just kick her out but she's my sister, dammit.

>>33211855
Or a neutronium golem.

Maybe a couple of neutronium rocks for Rena.

Maybe if she stopped aiming for S-Class they'd stop kicking her shit up. It pretty much all started when she messed with Rena. For fucks sake, the girl managed to get both rank #1's to go out on a date.

There must be plenty of A or B-class heroes that are looking for a good villain to do battle with.

>>33211671
The hell is her problem? She never responded to Caffo's advances and now she mopes like a spoiled brat when she moved on?

>>33211939
I think she has.
I mean, she's still attracted, she'd probably go for it if there was a sign that Rena somehow could like her back, but I think she's completely aware of and accepting of the fact that Rena has no romantic interest in her at all.

>>33211958
If you turn her into a mermaid she would whine at you anymore.

Just putting that out there.

>>33211958
Move into Rena's apartment! Problem solved.

>>33211939
I think she's more in this "I'll take what I can get" phase more than actively trying for romance.

It's not like Rena is ever going to find anyone else so best friend is practically the same thing as signifcant other in Rena terms.

>>33211958
Make her sign up for a dating website.

>>33211958
Tell her to be nice to people. Help them. Assist them instead of teasing them. Don't complain about them, and instead cherish their presence. Hug them lightly instead of BREAKING ALL THE BONES IN HER BODY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK CYNTHIA

>>33211958
Um, find a fetish club that would cater to stuff you like? I mean I'm pretty sure Cynthia's into BDSM, and there's probably all kinds of people that would be into her bitchy/domineering side.

>>33211958
Offer to go out with her, if you're with her maybe you can curb some of her nastier habits

summon her and give her the order of "don't be a bitch"

>>33211958
Don't kick her out. That'd make it worse.

Anyway, she's not that huge a bitch. She just, you know, overreacts. Hurts folk when she gets angry.

You gotta turn off the villainy when you're not villaining. maybe get a stress ball.

>>33211958
Tell her to start with Rena. Try doing something NICE for her instead of manipulating her or turning her into a vampire again or liquifying all of her bones over a prank. Have Cynthia take Rena shopping or something and watch over her to correct her when she starts being a bitch again.

Plus, if she manages to stop being such a bitch towards Rena, you get your friend back!
>>33211973
Yeah, this is also worth pointing out. Cynthia needs to know that she brought this on herself.

>>33211958
Tell her to meet new people. Maybe a nice B-class hero, or at least someone that wouldn't kick her teeth in by sneezing.

And maybe tell her to stop trying to get negative reactions from people. It's the classic teasing mentality: they think it's funny to see people riled up but they can't see why other people don't like it. It's something like a lack of empathy. Tell her to think about how the other person would feel before she acts.

>>33211958
>how to train your monster sister
>coming to theaters Summer of 20XX

>>33211958
To be nice you have to consider how others will react to what you do to them, and how they feel. To put yourself in their shoes.

If she could read peoples' minds that would help. Shadow Man has some sunglasses that can do that!

Oh Bridgette, apparently Rena thinks Cynthia's legs are cute.

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>>33211958
>cynthia doing something genuinely nice for rena

As a side bonus, this will terrify and bewilder the redhead.

>>33211958
Tell her to go see a shrink.

>>33211958

Just do what you're doing, but more theatrics and less, uh, maliciously manipulative and bitchy stuff. You're trying to weave a narrative with the Hero, not trying to break him/her down to his/her very core and destroy them. So no stuff like breaking bones or serious kidnapping or stuff like that for revenge and stuff. Just adjust yourself to be more intriguing and less retributive and there'll be people crawling over each other to be your nemesis.

>>33211958
Maybe she should stop trying to look at everything as a villain, and act like a normal human for a change?
You know, the one with two human legs and stuff? Like you? Maybe because she spent so much time in that snake form she lost her touch with humanity.
So if she spends some time walking around as a human being and away from her job, maybe it'd do her good.

As for what she should do, maybe she should apologize to Rena first.

>>33212098
Considering how many heroes and villains are just plain fucked up, I'd be surprised if there were a single shrink left alive in the city.

>>33211968
>>33211855
Can we not destroy the world?

>>33212117
This is good advice.

You're firmly stuck in the "femme fatale" slot right now, and you need to make a bit of a shift to bombastic villain.

Consider practicing villainous monologues? Or a good evil laugh?

>>33212126
He is probably also a hero or villain and made out of diamonds or something in order to withstand all the tantrums.

>>33211958
You know what? Just fucking apologizing and meaning it would work wonders. Sure, no one will believe her, but that's a start at least.

>>33212136

You mean this ISN'T one of GardenMaster NORG's quests?

>>33211968
Which is denser, neutronium or Rena?

>>33212154
Don't cross the streams, dude. Keep your norgshit to your own thread.

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>>33211973
"You do know this is kinda your fault? The thing with Caffornicator, right? You pretty much pushed her away on your own."

C: "I know I did but... What was I to say? 'Oh, it was fun. I hope you enjoy playing with that undead bitch.' That just... Didn't seem right."

"That wouldn't be right, at least not the last part. But wishing them well -is- right and for some reason you have a hard time realizing that."

C: "..." She stays silent and sips from her new bottle.

>>33211981
Yeah but... She's already being a crybaby.

>>33211986
Tempting.

>>33212005
Yeah, that was pretty fucked up.

"Maybe you just gotta be nice to people? Actually show them you're not always a huge bitch."

Heh. I think this is the only time I can get away with calling her that.

C: "I caaaan't!"

>>33212024
"Well... Let's go out together. I'll help keep you in line and make sure you don't do anything too fucked up."

C: "But dear sister you can't exactly stop me from... Wait... You can!"

"Hmm?"

>Cynthia grasps Bridgette's hands and smiles.

C: "You can summon me! Then... Then you can just control me! With my looks and your help I can have all the friends! Oh sister, that is such a wonderful idea!"

"I didn't..."

C: "You can help me be kind to people and then maybe I can get my own Rena!"

She's so drunk.

C: "Please, dear sister! Won't you help me?"

>>33211958
Tell her she has to deal with her obvious long-standing feelings of abandonment from Sparkle and the subsequent issue of the use of manipulation and violence to avoid emotional attachment and commitment. And stop being a bitch.

>>33212123
allegedly, there's no difference for her being a Lamia or a human, pretty sure it's because Larro likes drawing her that way.

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>>33212155
I'm pretty sure Rena hasn't mastered density as a superpower to kill people.

>>33212243
What could possibly go wrong
Nothing at all is what

Rolled 17

>>33212243
Summon her, it might just work.

>>33212243
Welp, time to fucking leave brakes behind us gents. Full speed ahead, this is an idea so terrible it can't go anything but hilarious.

Drink a bit to get some courage in you first, of course.

>>33212243
No. She's trying to get out of this easy.

If she wants to change, she has to do it on her own. You can support her, but you can't be responsible for her bullshit.
And you know she's going to blame you for everything she fucks up. Because you summoned her, and it's never her fault.

>>33212243
No. You can't act her chaperone every time she needs to step out of the door. She needs to learn to deal with her life by herself.

>>33212243
Go for it Bridgette.

It will eventually get her out of your hair.
Also, if you wing woman for her, maybe you'll meet someone nice?

>>33212243
You could summon her and then force her to be open and honest about her feelings. It'd be the most hilariously stupid thing.

Also, how's things with your bro? Cynthia is really awkward around him, but you seem more mature than that.

>>33212243
Oh my god. Bridgette, say yes. Please. Then get her to do the dumbest shit you can think of under the guise of being nice.

After she gets sick of it and mad at you THEN bring her to a therapist or something so she can actually change.

>>33212243
Try to bring her to see AltSparkle. That might be a good way to test out this theory of hers.

>>33212243
Look cynthia.
This is a fair enough idea but it is GOING to explode in our faces comically.

Be prepared for htis.

I mean we're both drunk.

>>33212243
>maybe I can get my own Rena!
Collect them all.

>>33212243
You can do this once, to give her an idea of what to do, but you can't do this forever, at the least you can show her the way

>>33212243
"Okay, but we should probably get someone who is actually an expert at making friends in on this."

Just summon her as a pure succubus and bind her. Put her in normal clothes and help her make friends. Be her wingman.

>>33212243
Summon her and make her turn into a hoodie mimic.

>>33212372
Why not summon her as an angel Cynthia?

>>33212372
She can't wear clothes in succubus form. She tried, they uh... fall off her or burn up, I forget which.

>>33212243
If she wants someone to coach her on being a decent person, that's great.
First step, she needs to sober up.
After that, you can start conditioning her to be nice. Every time she fucks up, spank her. Or something.

>>33212243
Make sure to bring a camera.

>>33212419
Then make her into a clothing mimic, wear her, and interact with people normally.

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>>33212396
Sounds like a great idea, really.

Or something with fluffy tails. Everyone loves fluffy tails.

>>33212451
Summon her as a Yeti?

>>33212243
First, turn her into a kappa and tip her over. That might help get the alcohol out of her system. Get her some water to help with the hangover.

>>33212243
Summon her and then make her go to a therapist and be honest about her emotions.

>>33212427
Ah, Cynthia. She's a bitch. But she's our bitch.

Maybe you could get her to spend a few hours a day as something adorable instead of a cold blooded reptile, and see if that helps sort out her attitude?

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>>33212462
Or a mothman! Or a flatwoods monster! Those are neat!

>>33212477
>Ah, Cynthia. She's a bitch. But she's our bitch.
That's an odd way of putting it.

>>33212462
Thats fluffy feet. Only certain individuals like those and hobbits are better, anyways

>>33212467
The problem isn't that Cynthia is drunk. The problem is that Bridgette doesn't have any alcohol left to get herself drunk after the Rider debacle.

She got fucked over almost as badly as Cynthia.

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>>33212477
Make her a doggirl. Then she will literally be our bitch.

>>33212504
Shit. You're right.

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"... Alright, I'll do it."

C: "You are the best little sister ever~"

This is going to be interesting...
=====================================
>You are now controlling Bridgette who is controlling Cynthia.

>Bridgette summons Cynthia and now has full control over her. Her sister claims she is completely sober now and ready to go and make some friends. The two of them head into the city together while Bridgette calls Rena over.

R: "Bridgette, I came by as fast as I could. What's up?"

"I need your help. You're the best at making friends so you'll be accompanying me while we help my sister make friends."

R: "Huh?"

"I summoned her so now I control her. We're going to use that control to help her make a bunch of friends and stop being such a bitch. Are you in?"

R: "I guess... So what do we do now?"

Good question... How do I unfuckup my sister's life?

>>33212451
What is she sleeping on?

>>33212504
Then Bridgette can use a straw to drink out of her head. Then the alcohol won't go to waste.

>>33212504
Fuck it, let's get alt-sparkle and all go get drunk someplace together.

There must be a bar out there that caters to inhuman clientele with villainous constitutions, right?

>>33212525
Or make Cynthia a litteral moeblob

>>33212504
So what you're saying is, we need to rob a liquor store.

Cynthia! Assume form of giant crab!
You're pretty crabby already.

>>33212556
She is cuddling a hedgehog.

>>33212553
You're asking 4chan how to make friends?

...sister, you are FUCKED.

>>33212553
Just give up. It's a lost cause.

>>33212553
Where does she like to go to meet people?

If she can't think of anything, then we should go to a public place where lots of people can talk. Like a bar, or an arcade.

>>33212553
>Good question... How do I unfuckup my sister's life?
Lets start by bringing altSparkle in on this. I'm curious to know what altCynthia was like.

>>33212553
Have her clear the air up with Sparkle. That was what started this whole mess to begin with.

>>33212553
>Good question... How do I unfuckup my sister's life?
Where do older women find friends?
Try some hobby shops?
Volunteer work?
Dating sites?

>>33212553
I don't actually know!
She's already kind of friends with magical girl sparkle, so skip that one.
We should go meet NEW PEOPLE! Or, if you don't want to come up with a bunch of new characters, you could try to apologize to caffo.

>>33212553
BDSM club.

Seriously, the girl is super into it, and there was that one shop. If she meets people that are into the same things she is, she might have something to talk/be excited about

>>33212553
GO where people, like a bar or a bar

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>>33212553
Turn her into something noble, kind, and friendly. Like an angel.

>>33212553
Well, I don't know. One can't force people to change by beating over their heads with a stick, as we're figuratively doing now.

>>33212243
How about. Chet?

>>33212553
She's an old woman, so knitting supply shops, oatmeal factories and retirement homes are her best bet.

>>33212553
Turn Cynthia into an adorable dog-girl.
Hold a trial run for normal interpersonal activities with Rena, and spray her in the face with a water bottle when she does something bad.

>>33212607
The retirement home?

>>33212553
Be nice to manly starch

>>33212553
A good way to make friends is to help them with something. As a villain, you could team up with other villains!

This may or may not be a good idea, depending on how friendable the villains are.

>>33212624
Nah, she needs to be something friendly and likeable, like a dog girl.

>>33212553
Confirming AltSparkle. That poor girl needs friends as much as Cynthia does.

>>33212613
Go to the Nile.

>>33212624
Whoa. We want her to be less of a bitch. But not a hero.

>>33212626
We're not beating her with a stick. We're just... demonstating. How to NOT be a bitch.

>>33212667
Yes, this is a good idea

>>33212667
Consider that Denied.

>>33212673
Hero Cynthia would be pretty funny.

>>33212553
First step: introduce Cyntha to someone who'll be all "Damn gurl, them's some fine humanoid legs there that you have attached to you!"

It's fine she likes her snakiness, but disliking her cute legs suggests a fundamental discomfort with acting or being perceived as a human rather than a monster. Monsters aren't great at the friends thing.

>>33212553

By getting her to some weird combination of psychiatrist, zen monk, and seer to give her therapy and to let her dive into her innermost regrets and fears to see what is truly making her a dysfunctional and broken human being.

But you may have luck at a club or something. Try the Nile. It's new but it might have attracted a lot of people because of that reason.

>>33212553
She needs to show people that she can interact with others without being a huge bitch. If the Nile is open, that would be a good place to meet and show off.

>>33212553
maybe just follow her on an every day thing, and correct her if she goes overboard?

>>33212553
Waaaaait. Don't villains and heroes usually have fan clubs? Maybe we could do a meet and greet with her fans?

>>33212612
PERFECT.

>>33212663
>>33212667
Combine these two. Take altSparks to the Nile.

>>33212663
>AltSparkle has been heavily abused for years by AltRena
>Finally escaped, only to get matched up with one of the most abusive people in this world

How about no.

>>33212709
Yeah, someone needs to dive into her Cosmosphere and start fixing things there.

>>33212731
Why not manlystach

>>33212742
What's the worse that could happen?

>>33212706
>introduce Cyntha to someone who'll be all "Damn gurl, them's some fine humanoid legs there that you have attached to you!"
>
>It's fine she likes her snakiness, but disliking her cute legs suggests a fundamental discomfort with acting or being perceived as a human rather than a monster. Monsters aren't great at the friends thing.

A monster is fundamentally what the two of them are, though.

Being a Monster doesn't nessicarily mean being a monster, though.

Hell, just look at Spine Ravager. That guy is a credit to Monsterdom.

>>33212662
>fuzzy tail
>friendly
>literal bitch for irony
Doggirl wins it

>>33212742
The other universe didn't have us, maybe sparkle and mm had a different kinda relationship there?

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>>33212612
Yes. YESSSSS.

We should have a Sad Box ready. We'll need one.

Anyway, have Rena drop some Friendship Wisdom on Cynthia.
Maybe have her apologize for breaking her bones. And she has to mean it.
She has to realize how the way she's acting is hurting other people.

>>33212779
YESSSSSSSS

>>33212782
>And she has to mean it.
While we are in control, she cannot.

>>33212803
oh. my.

I have the best idea.

We need to employ Cynthia's shapeshifting to turn her into a Rena.

>>33212886
A... A friendship elemental?

>>33212778
What difference does that make? This isn't Alt Cynthia, it doesn't matter if she was nice or not.

>>33212886
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

This, then.

>>33212930
>Cynthia can turn into any monster
>Turn her into a Tickle Monster

oh god

oh god yes

>>33212803
Which is why this whole deal is going to fail miserably.
She'll only pull out the "you made me do it" card later on, and continue to act the same way as before.

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Alright, let's give this a shot...

>Bridgette forces Cynthia to turn into a doggirl. It's not technically a monster but it's close enough to werewolf that the Villain is able to pull it off. Cynthia looks confused for a moment but she doesn't protest, hoping that her sister knows what she's doing.

>>33212727
My sister has a fanclub? I did not know that.

>>33212667
>>>33212715

>Bridgette has the girl walk off to the Nile in her current form. As the three of them walk, with Rena and Bridgette staying a good distance behind her, people give Cynthia odd looks. A villain of her infamy is easily recognized and the crowd around her seems to be wary of her.

>They make it to the nile without incident and are greeting by Lolu.

LL: "Welcome to The Nile! My name is Lolu and if there's anything I can do for you please let me know~"

>>33212908
>alt-cynthia was actually the worse of the two
>she was a smiley, sociopathic manipulator

>>33212950
>collarbones
time2fap

Turn her into a tickle monster.

I have no idea what it'd look like.

>>33212950
Lolu you are the girliest.

Okay, well, I guess talk to some people. Though, rena never really made friends this way. She always sort of just approached her coworkers and villains on a human level.

>>33212950
Didn't Lolu have fangs?

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>>33212950
I suppose ask if there are any events going on today.

If not, make her sit at the bar and chat up some folks who are sitting there.

>>33212980
I want to do lewd things to Lolu

>>33212950
Make your clients befriend Cynthia.

Also, rub Cynthia's belly

>>33212976
K
So no bringing Cynthia and Alt Sparkle together.

>>33212950
Hey, Bridgette, Lolu's kinda cute, right?

Ask if there's something going on today. Maybe a singles night out or something where the people can meet.
If not, maybe you can try to organize a mixer of sorts. Cynthia's paying.

>>33212950
Ask about any happenings going on, if not go buy a drink and scout out the people

>>33212950
Have her chat up the trap. Give her some control and only reel her in when she needs it.

>>33212976
Didn't altCaffo become a villain because of altCynthia?

>>33213038
Awww, but who doesn't want to see that explosion go off? I mean, nothing like two broken people trying to make a relationship work.

>>33212950
Ask if they are doing anything special today. Then ask if they would like to.

>>33212950
Now that I think about it, Lolu and Cynthia might have things in common.

And by that I mean they're both sort of spiteful assholes.

>>33212950
Have Rena talk to someone she knows, there's bound to be someone nearby that Rena is on good terms with and then let Cynthia learn by example on how not to be a bitch.

Then have her put what she learns to use and if she does it right, give her a belly rub.

>>33212950
Ask Lolu if he knows anyone that wants to make friends with a villainess.

>>33213125
huh. that might actually work. If you can demonstate to Cynthia how it's not fun to be on the recieving end.

>>33213090
Yep. Those two were in a relationship in the other universe.
>>33213125
Not to mention their primary motivation is loneliness.

>>33213125
...Lolu x Cynthia? Come to think of it, Lolu is immortal in a way that won't result in him losing his memory, so if Cynthia goes too far she just has a year to feel bad about what she's done. Along with people being really pissed at her.

>>33213273
I totally agree with the decision to give the trap to the lamia.

>>33213167
>Yep. Those two were in a relationship in the other universe.
>YFW it was alt-sparkle who was kinda obsessed with alt-Cynthia

>>33212950
[X] I am horrible at being frendly to people and came here to learn how to mingle, you're a... host or something any hints on how to deal with people... Also a long island Ice tea

>>33213273
Also, wasn't it that as long as people adore Lolu, he'll come back? Could be perfect.

A club's not the BEST place to make friends, but hey, we're willing to try.

Does this place have pool? Pool's fun.

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>>33213020
I'm not going to rub my sister's stomach.

C: "Is there a special event going on tonight?"

LL: "Let me see... Ah we have Queen of the World singing later today and half off on drinks. The Hot Springs Murder Mystery Theater will be going on later tonight if you want to be a part of that."

C: "No thank you. I think I'll just sit down for a drink."

>>33213088
>>33213125
>>33213167
Hmm... He is pretty cute. But I don't think she's into...

C: "Would you care to join me?"

LL: "Eh? I'm sorry miss, I'm supposed to be watching the door."

C: "Oh come now, surely you can spare a single moment for a drink."

LL: "I..." He looks around for a moment. "Alright."

>The two of them go to the bar and order a few drinks. Cynthia seems to be hesitant to chat with the boy, who Bridgette senses she thinks is a girl, but she does so anyway.

C: "You look like someone I know..."

LL: "Queen of the World?"

C: "Yes. Are you related?"

LL: "She is my cousin..."

>Only half a drink in and the boy has already dropped his cheerful doorman persona.

C: "I sense a bit of hostility there."

LL: "... This used to be my club. She beat me in a singing contest, did lewd things to my hair, and took it from me. Now I work for her..."

C: "You don't like this, I assume?"

LL: "I do like my cousin and I think she has earned her power, but... I always wanted to be stronger than her. My defeat and this place are just a reminder that I'm not better than her. Not stronger than her."

Huh.. I'm sensing some similarities between this guy and sis. She's sensing it too.
However, it appears that she wants to propose that the two of them team up and defeat Queen of the World to take the place back.
We're trying to make friends, not enemies.

>>33213494
Hey look, its the Chinese Zombie! Rena could say hi to her!

>>33213494
Have Cynthia ask if he wants sum fuk.

>>33213494
Why not turn Cynthia into a siren and then challenge Queen to a singing contest?

We don't even have to kick Queen out. Just earn Lolu a co-leadership position.

>>33213494
There's that zombie girl in the back too. Another friend prospect.

Anyway, have you considered beating the queen in another avenue? I mean, you are technically the better singer, and are probably better than queenie in a lot of ways.

>>33213494
Fuuuuck.

Abort mission, have her go talk to someone else. Maybe get another few drinks into Lolu so he passes out, then see who else is hanging around other than the zombie girl.

>>33213494
Change it to a team up to do some less revenge-themed villainy to blow off steam.

Villain team-up ain't a bad plan.

>>33213494
Have Cynthia sympathize. Build common ground, without explicitly suggesting they do anything about it.

Remember, make friends first.

>>33213494
Well if she helps Lolu she has made a friend. Perfect!

>>33213566
>>33213566
>>33213574
>>33213584
Something like this could work. Form a villainess singing duet

>>33213494
But that would make a friend AND an enemy! I guess you're right though, that wouldn't be productive. It wouldn't prove anything except that two can beat one. How about instead you get Cynthia to tell him there must be something he's better at than QotW.

>>33213494
If he wants to surpass his sister, then he could try doing something she doesn't or can't do. Like becoming an official Hero, for example.

>>33213494
Have her tell Lolu about her troubles, sharing experiences is a path to friendship, or so Rena says

>>33213494
Why does he need to be better than her? Basing your own self-worth on someone else's perceived success is dumb. Instead of waking up each morning and thinking 'I'm gonna be better than that person', you should think 'I'm gonna be better than I was yesterday'.
Get motivated, then get HUGE.

>>33213494

He seriously needs something to boost his own confidence without antagonizing his cousin. A niche or purpose to call his own.

>>33213617
>villainess
Villainous, I should say. Though I guess Cynthia would think it was also a villaness duet

>>33213494
This is good, actually. You can show her that issues can be resolved without resorting to the nuclear option right away.

Have her enter the singing contest and beat Queen of the World as a duo act with Lolu. Problem solved and everyone is happy without anybody getting hurt beyond a minor bruising to QotW's pride.

>>33213494
Haven't you heard the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend?" She needs to make an enemy in order to make a friend.

>>33213617
How about we just do some karioke instead of actually tkaing the place back from the queen, though?

>>33213695
>minor bruising to QotW's pride.
>minor
I don't think you understand how Queenie works. Also, damaging Queenie's pride is like a def-con event.

>>33213494
>>33213706
Yes, karaoke.
Yes.
Please.

>>33213695
Do you want to see Queenie cry?

>>33213722
DRUNKEN karaoke, it seems.

>>33213695
>challenge QotW to duet
>she breaks out LYRICAL PRINCESS Raindrops
turboboned

>>33213758
Yes

She can be comforted by Raindrops

>>33213706
Get everyone on it. Everyone.

>>33213758
Not after the ruins. Never again.

>>33213494
Cynthia should propose that they team up as a singing duo and face QotW in a contest -a just for fun contest.

>>33213874
The winner has to do any one thing the loser asks!
The trick is that Queenie can't help but try her best, while Lolu is smart enough to lose on purpose.

We should see how long we can keep cynthia thinking that lolu is a girl.

>>33213874
This.

It's about reinforcing the idea that people can settle their differences without gratuitous violence.

>>33213912
>Queenie loses
>has to wear a maid outfit and serve guests

>>33213824
That is too awesome to pass up.

I want someone to call Cynthia a bitch and then for her to ask "Do I look like a bitch to you?" in a really offended way. While still being a dog girl.

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>>33213584
C: "I understand how you feel, Lolu."

LL: "You do?"

C: "I had someone I looked up to and always wanted to be better than them. But... I've learned that you can't think like that. You can't base your own worth of off how good they are. Instead just strive to make yourself better."

>Bridgette has Cynthia say this after Rena whispers it into her ear. Rena is pretty good at this speech thing.

LL: "I... Yeah. That kinda makes sense."

C: "You said you lost to her in a singing contest? Perhaps you should focus on your singing. If you want we can do some karaoke."

LL: "Really? You'd help me train?"

C: "I would. You remind me a bit of myself."

>Lolu smiles again and seems to blush slightly. The two of them hear someone calling for him over a speaker.

LL: "Ah, damn! I gotta go. Hey, I get off an hour before closing if you still wanna practice with me. I'll be out front, okay?"

C: "Sure thing."

>Lolu runs off. He turns around and gives Cynthia a small bow.

LL: "Thanks for the talk! I needed it!"

>He leaves her.

Yes! One friend! I think!

"Rena, does that count as a friend?"

>Rena nods.

Alright. We're on the right path here.

>>33214030
Allright, the friend counter has BEGUN
What's jiang-she up to?

>>33214030
Jiang-she time. They can bond over getting utterly thrashed by an overpowered foe.

>>33214030
Next: the zombie grill.

>>33214030
All right, I'm not sure if zombie girl would be the best bet, since she's already got a boyfriend and all that. Check out who else is sitting at the bar (I am totally hoping for Anti Hero or AltSparkle drowning their sorrows in cheap hooch).

>>33214030
>Rena giving speeches between sips
That's some cute shit

Quick go over what just happened with Cynthia, make sure she get's what we did right and why it was right

>>33214030
Go see Jiang-she.

>>33214030
I know someone perfect for Cynthia, the robomaids' master.

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>>33214030
Is Rena drinking from a fucking juice pouch?

2cute.

>>33214083
This is about making friends, not love interests.

>>33214083
I thought she was single.

>>33214030
Go meet Jiang Xi. The zombie girl.

>>33214105
I remember her complaining she was having trouble getting dates because everyone didn't realize she actually was a zombie.

>>33214099
>implying friends could heal the gaping wound in Cynthia's heart

Well, that and Jiang-she seems to be pretty stable, let's go see if we can kill two birds with one stone and help fix someone else's life as well as Cynthia's

>>33214083
She needs friends, not girlfriends.

I want that too. Maybe we can get the whole gang to smile and karaoke together

>>33214030
What… what is Rena drinking?

>>33214030

Meet new people! Why retread the same old faces? You can become friends with heroes too! Didn't you say you wanted your own Rena?

>>33214083
They broke up because she's a monstergirl.

So I guess that's an angle? Common monstergirl problems?

>>33214098
I think its a mixed drink.

>>33214135
>implying friends could heal the gaping wound in Cynthia's heart
A lonely, friendless person thinking a romantic relationship alone is going to fix anything about themselves is like Delusional Neurotic Behavior 101. You have to build up to handling that kind of demanding and emotionally close of a relationship.

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>>33214167
Ah, it just kinda looks like she is squeezing it. And I though Rene swore off alcohol a while back?

Meh, drunk Rena is fun Rene.

>>33214030
You should probably break the news to Cynthia that Lolu is a dude, before it causes problems.

>>33214261
I don't think rena swore off it.

>>33214262
Yeaaaaah, this can only end in tears. And broken bones/organs.

>>33214285
I thought she said in passing "never again" of something after watching the video of her drunk. Could be wrong of course.

>>33214392
I think she just considered it. She could also just be drinking less.

>>33214421
Considering what she did the last time she got drunk, it's probably for the best.
Though we should keep drunk Rena as a backup plan. Her rock throwing skills are apparently unmatched when drunk.

>>33214460
Yeah, drinking is fine. Drunking, probably not. Feeble mortal liver and all, not fair for her to keep up with Bridgette.

>>33214392
You always say that after a terrible night.

Then you say it again the next time.

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>>33214421
True. And if the shit I say in passing while hungover is any indication, those kind of resolutions have all the weight of... something that is very light.

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>>33214095
Isn't he that really fat dude..?

>Bridgette has Cynthia approach Jiang-Shii but it appears the girl is on a date with someone. Best way to ruin a potential friendship is to cockblock someone.
>She has Cynthia sit down at the bar and sip a few very light alcoholic drinks.

>It seems that even Rena doesn't know how to approach people in a bar since she's seldom done such things. She mostly got friends through fighting and not hurting them too badly.

>After a few minutes Cynthia stands up and is about to leave when she hears the sound of glass shattering. Standing a few feet away is a girl who looks remarkable like Sparkle but with shorter hair and different colored eyes/hair.

>She stares at Cynthia but doesn't move a muscle.

>>33214569
Hello?

>>33214569
Wave. Be nice.

>>33214569
THIS IS CYNTHIA'S RENA
WE'VE FOUND HER
MAKE SOME MOVES.

>>33214569
Are you all right, miss?

>>33214569
Oh my, is this friendcount 2+?

Also, I think that may be a sparkle. Introduce yourself. Possibly invite to kareoke.

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>>33214496
koko pls

>>33214569
Just leave. AltSparkle has suffered enough.

>>33214569
Hey, it's altSparkle. See if she's alright.

>>33214569
"Ara ara~ Are you alright, miss?"

>>33214622
This is the right answer, we haven't done even one Ara ara and that is a sin

>>33214569
Tell her that her outfit is really cute, the hat makes her look really dashing.

Offer her a drink maybe? You're looking for company.

>>33214569
Ask politely if she's all right?

Also, zombie girl is adorable. I hope that guy isn't as much of a douche as he looks.

>>33214569
Give her an appropiately anti-climactic greeting to her slight freak out. A simple "Sup" and then move on.

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>>33214607
I don't know why but I love the texts from last night + megukas.

>>33214569
Dunno, say hello?

>>33214569
this is either gonna end in murder or tru wuv.

>>33214569
Alright, Bridgette. This is probably the last person who needs to be around your sister in her usual mode. Be very careful for this, since Cynthia is probably desperate enough to pursue her old crushes alt-clone.

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>>33214631
Yeah, we need to get our Ara on.

>>33214672
I don't know what to feel about this.

>>33214622
Seconding so very hard.

>>33214672
textsfromwalpurgisnight.tumblr.com
you're welcome
inb4 >tumblr

>>33212255
She's done much more. Her density befriends people, which is much harder to do than killing them.

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C: "Ara are, you seem to have dropped your drink~ Are you okay~?"

>The Alternate Sparkle continues staring at Cynthia. Her hand drops to her side and her lip begins to tremble. Tears well up in her eyes and begin to spill out as the girl's entire body starts to tremble.
>Soon she's simply sobbing.

C: "Uhm... Did... Did I do something?"

>At the other end of the bar Bridgette panics and asks Rena what she should do. Rena looks up from her drink and shrugs.

Rolled 2

>>33214767
GIVE HER A HUG THAT WON'T KILL HER, PLEASE.

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>>33214711
Joy at the idea of being able to see worst girl eaten every day?

>>33214723
Thank you kindly anon. Have this amusing picture in return.

>>33214767
Give her a hug?

>>33214723
Why is that a thing?

>>33214767
Uh...
Try comforting her? Shit, none of you know how to do that...Well, try anyway.

>>33214767
WAY TO GO CYNTHIA
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU CAN ONLY CAUSE SADNESS AND MISERY

>>33214767
Plaintive gestures and rapidfire apologies, go!
You don't know what you did, but stop crying, please!
Have a drink on me!

>>33214767
Rena usually solves these sort of problems with hugs, but altSparkle is...touchy.

>>33214767
Hug her and lead her to a table

>>33214767
Offer to replace the drink she just dropped.

>>33214790
But Homu is the one doing the feeding.

>>33214812
Yesssss, maximum sadness that leads to joy.

>>33214767
>sad Sparkle
It hurts.

Get her a seat, something to drink, see if she's okay or if she needs something.

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>>33214833
Oh you...

>>33214802
Because fun things are fun.
Well, until the SJWs start bitching about DON'T SEXUALISE UNDERAGE CHARACTERS whenever anything about lesbians is mentioned.

>>33214767
Looks like she needs a friend? Rena would try to comfort the girl. Rena is the friend-meister. Do as would Rena.

>>33214767
Someone should probably go and lead her away. Is there anyone around here that won't remind her of a traumatic memory? Probably not, but she's been with Rena enough to think of her as a different person.

Rena, you should go over to her and try to talk to her. Tell her it's okay, it's just a nightclub, and lead her somewhere else to have fun. Maybe hold her hand if she lets you, but don't be too touchy-feely.

>>33214767
Dog girl is best form for this

Also, order two or three drinks for them

>>33214767
Wait, maybe this girl is afraid of dogs? Turn Cynthia into something happy, yet still monstrous, like a clown!

>>33214913
oh god no please stop

>>33214767
Steal her hat

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>>33214912
This. Let her touch your fluffy tail and scritch your ears.

>>33214767
Hug sounds fair, or just put your arm around her shoulders and try to give her a bit of privacy from the rest of this place.

>>33214874
Does this mess have to rage absolutely everywhere?

Of course the answer is "yes". Someone might forget to be angry otherwise.

>>33214767
Offer to replace the drink, do that panicky thing where you try to make sure they didn't spill anything on them, etc. I want Sparkle to make this move.

>>33214952
This is the best idea

>>33214767
Quick, transform into something small and harmless! Also Bridgette step in and tell her it's fine, she's safe.

>>33214952
I am mildly concerned about the fox girl's missing legs.

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>>33214961
The anger keeps us pure anon. Embrace it.

>>33215068
Its fine. She just bounces around on her tail, like a pogo stick.

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>>33215068
Don't hate cripples, anon.

>>33215092
>implying that loathing and raging at someone for being "hateful" makes you less like them
I suppose that's where the problems come from.

>>33214767
Go in for the hug, but be prepared to back off if she seems like she really doesn't want it.
A LIGHT HUG

>>33214952
So. Whats that from and is the cat fucking the fox?

>>33215206
That's a dog girl and no.

Also it's called Dog Days. It's about War where magic keeps people from dying and the whole thing turns into an international sport.

>>33215178
WHY WOULD A HARPY NEED A WHEELCHAIR

I JUST

AGH

>>33215206
dog days
no, they're all straight and lusting for the male MC's dick

>>33215235
So, no yuri from the surprisingly catlike dog girl?
Damn.
The show any good otherwise?

>>33215244
Because you can't stay airborne forever? People get tired.

>>33215244
Look at those tiny-ass wings anon those wings couldn't lift a roasted chicken much less a harpy.

>>33215250
Meh~

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I am not sending Rena in. Rena is, like, the worst person to send in for Alternate Sparkle.

C: "H-hey... Are you okay? I'm sorry if I hurt you..."

>The girl continues crying her eyes out. Cynthia goes up to her making shushing noises and leads her to a table farther away from the others. She helps the girl sit down and orders the two of them some drinks. Alternate Sparkle takes a sip. She breathes in deeply and seems to calm down a bit.

aMGS: "I... I'm sorry about that..."

C: "It's fine but what happened?"

aMGS: "You just... Reminded me of someone."

C: "Alternate me?"

>She nods. The girl takes another drink and wipes away her tears.

aMGS: "It just took me by surprise for a moment. Again, I'm sorry."

C: "It's fine."

Fuck.
I don't know what to say here.

Rena!

>Bridgette looks and sees Rena has passed out against the table.

Dammit!

>Cynthia looks intensely at her little sister, pleading with her eyes to help her out in this situation.

aMGS: "She was my friend." She says, breaking the awkward silence.

C: "Alternate me?"

aMGS: "Yes. Maybe even more... She was a good person and didn't deserve what happened to her..."

>>33214767
Just apologise.

It doesn't make sense, but it'll do wonders. If you're lucky, she might hug you. Might. I'm sure she's still in therapy about that.

>>33215244
Those wings are clearly too small to support her for very long, even assuming magical bullshit to let them carry her at all.

>>33215250
no

>>33215250
Premise is pretty interesting and the girls are cute. Not much more to say about it though. A fun watch but nothing special.

>>33215244
Somebody ATE HER LEGS.

>>33215244
I'm more concerned about her being able to live a normal life with claws for hands.

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>>33215244
Don't. Hate. Cripples

>>33215178
I don't know if I should be sad she lost her legs, happy because she has a guy to take care of her, or horny because amputee.

>>33215278
How did you two become friends?

>>33215278
Give her a hug and tell her its alright.

do NOT ask if she can be a replacement, but instead ask if she wants to try being friends on this side.

Hugs and apologies.

>>33215278
Wait, this is great! If alternate Cynthia was a good person, then there's a version of her that isn't a huge bitch! Ask for tips on how she pulled it off.