>>33212661
Dick Hardcheese

Roland Pravisk

>>33212661
Thade Tempestfowl

Donte obviously. Full name is Donte Obviously

Mahky Mahk

>>33212661
Fist RockBone

>>33212756
+1

>>33212788
Samefag pls. Your mascara is running.

>>33212758
Seconded.

>>33212661
Stump BeefKnob

>>33212661
Big McLargeHuge

Eduardo Martinez

Thade Tempestfowl or Dante Obviously. First to 3 votes wins

>>33212661
Bob Johnson

>>33212890
Starting the quest off with a wonderfully faggy name, regardless of who wins.

>>33212890
Dante

>>33212890
Thade

>>33212920
I agree, both those names are garbage

>>33212944

The samefag for the name vote is amusing at least.

>>33212920
Maybe it could be a plotpoint later on that those name are completely made up and the succubus hunter has a different real name.

Ok then, if you guys have a problem with the names, suggest some names yourself and keep throwing out names and votes for names you like. In order to keep the thread of falling off, I'll also add all the names suggested to the final votes.
Dante and Thade both have 1

>>33212944
>We could've been Big Mclargehuge

And now I must weep.

>>33212661

Sigh, Thade Tempestfowl. Just to help you get started and survive the initial phase of begigning a quest.

>>33213010
I like this one
>>33212889
Or this one >>33212743
Throw my vote toward either

>>33213037
>Tempestfowl

You want a guy named after his ability to devastate chickens.

>>33213065
CLUCK CLUCK MOTHERFUCKER

>>33213065
I made the name, it's supposed to be like 'Chad Thundercock' but not.

>>33213093
Thade Thundercock is a name I could get behind. because I sure as fuck don't want to be in front of it

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>>33212889
This one

>>33213108
I vote for Thade Thundercock

>>33213108
A fair compromise.

You make a name OP, only way to end this chaos.

>>33213132
>>33213129
>>33213108
Thats three.

>>33213154
Chaos?

THIS. IS. THUNDERCOCK.

Thade Thundercock (I love it, thank you to who suggested) will be the name of the great hunter.
Before we begin, you must also go through another voting process name. Name the blade and dual pistols

>>33213189
>blade
Big Mclargehuge

please

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>thinly veiled cheesecake quest

I can dig it

>>33213189
Dual pistols are Dire and Straits

>>33213189
If we're going to base all the names around sex then I guess his sword should be called "The Boner".

>>33213189
Name the blade Ashkandi.

>>33213234
Make that two for Big McLargehuge and Dire and Dire and Straits

>>33213189

Nutcracker and Floodgate

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>>33213282

>>33213264
And name the guns Benediction and Anathema.

>>33213267
Let's go with this combo

The sword shall be called The Boner. The pistols, Dire and Straits.
Let's begin.....
You have one single backpack as you observe a large, rainbow colored bus with spikes coming out of the sky. The sky is ominous with its pink and black glow. You feel the otherworldly atmosphere illuminating around, the doors of the bus open up. You see a plethora of creatures around you, a couple of long haired guys with fangs and intense eyes, a couple of sniveling orcs in the back whispering to each other and laughing and coughing, a huge ogre sitting by himself, sadly looking out the window. This will be your company for the next few years.

Where do you sit?
A: By yourself
B: Next to an obvious succubus
C: The lonely-looking ogre
D: A yeti sitting with his arms crossed who seems like a cool guy
E: A pair of gnomes bantering

>>33213478
>D: A yeti sitting with his arms crossed who seems like a cool guy

Now hear me out. We're going to be knee deep in succubutts shortly. Bros are the thing that'll be hard to come by.

>>33213478
Ogre, let's make some buddies

>>33213478
D: A yeti sitting with his arms crossed who seems like a cool guy
Awwwww yissssss! Yeti bros!

>>33213478
>B: Next to an obvious succubus
"Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!"

>>33213478
>B: Next to an obvious succubus

>>33213525
>>33213541
This

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>>33213478
>B: Next to an obvious succubus
>C: The lonely-looking ogre
Sit between them, but only if its a girl ogre.

>>33213478
>D: A yeti sitting with his arms crossed who seems like a cool guy

I can't help but vote for puns

>>33213478
>B: Next to an obvious succubus

First target?

>>33213478
>A: By yourself
Don't want to draw too much attention unless you've had some time to observe.

>>33213478
>B: Next to an obvious succubus
Time to hunt.

We need to be Johnny Bravo with guns.

>>33213478
>D: A yeti sitting with his arms crossed who seems like a cool guy

You approach the Yeti.
Thade: What's up, bro?
The Yeti turns his head sharply and smiles at you
The Yeti: What's up, dude?
Thade: Just hanging in here, is it cool if I set down?
The Yeti: For sure man
You sit next to him and he kind of smells but he's a Yeti so it's natural.
Thade: I'm Thade. Thade Thundercock.
Yeti: I'm Shine Hugetoes. My friends call me Shine.
Thade: Well it's good to meet you Shine. I'm just glad I can make a friend without getting killed! I do look rather human...
Shine: Yeah you do smell kind of human but you have the aura about you. What are you?
What do you tell him?
A: I'm a vampire
B: I'm an incubus
C: Tell him straight up. I hunt succubus.
D: I shapeshift.
E: Uh....

>>33213659
>C: Tell him straight up. I hunt succubus.

>>33213659
Both.
B: I'm an incubus
C: Tell him straight up. I hunt succubus.

>>33213659
C, no need to lie

>>33213659
>C: Tell him straight up. I hunt succubus.
With my dick

>>33213659
Admit that you're human, don't tell what you hunt. Lying about your species might get you in trouble later on.

>>33213683
>>33213697
>>33213698
>>33213716
There is a succubus in the room.

>>33213747
Which just means we're accelerating when we're going to show her our Boner.

>>33213747
Oh boo hoo, give her a wink while we tell the yeti about our occupation

>>33213747
We're here at the behest of the Antichrist for a social experiment. Little point if we just try to hide who we are.

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>>33212661
I think I know where you got the idea for this quest from.

>>33213659
You should use the discarded names from earlier as NPC names, that'd be neato in my opinion

>>33213857
>Big McLargeHuge is our rival

You drop your eyes the ground.... you want to be honest because he seems like a really nice guy.
You whisper into his ears
Thade: You heard about The Antichrist's new idea?
Shine: Yeah bro I think it's a great idea, a secret human! What a good experience for the human
Thade: Yeah well I'm that human.
Shine turns his head back and is visibly shocked, he nods and grins.
Shine: I'm really happy you're so straight up with me man. I respect it. What is it that you do?
You subtly point at the beautiful succubus sitting in front of you staring at the window and make a throatcutting gesture.
Shine does a big booming laugh and slaps you on the back, it draws a couple of looks from people.
Shine: You're alright, Thade!
Shine whispers into your ear
Shine: Your secrets safe with me, my dude.
You breathe a sigh of relief.
You step off the bus and arrive at Grimtale University. It looks like a huge city! You're simply amazed at the grandness of it all. While your group of 20 or so people are off the boss you are greeted by a young but maturelooking succubus who seems to be in charge. Of something. She introduces herself and her name is Victoria and that she will be leading you to your dorms. Yeti bumps you on the side and you both grin. You also notice Victoria looking right at you...
Your lead to the dorms with no events really happening and the time has come for you to choose your roommate. You have been selected to go second. The roommates are also co-ed.
Who do you choose as your roommate?
A: Your bro Shine
B: The succubus girl on the bus
C: The trio of gnomes bantering on the bus
D: The lonely, sad ogre
E: The strange looking guy with a sombrero and eye patch

>>33213892
E
Eduardo Martinez must be secured as a friend

>>33213659
>B: I'm an incubus
>C: Tell him straight up. I hunt succubus.

Deadly combination.

>>33213892
>B: The succubus girl on the bus

>>33213892
>A: Your bro Shine

A place with no drama to rest, plus someone who understands when we bring home all the bitches.

>>33213892
>B: The succubus girl on the bus

Nothing can go wrong.

>>33213892
>B: The succubus girl on the bus
Why not?

>>33213892
Shine. Call me a suspicious person, but I'd rather be near him just he doesn't intend to keep the secret or is bad at keeping secrets.

>>33213892
>B
Time to fuck on the bus?

>>33213892
B.

The samefags are angry they've been denied for this long

>>33213981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8moafB5VWs

>>33213968
Whenever someone says that, something goes wrong.

>>33214037
It'll be amusing when this blows up in their faces, though.

You pucker at your lips and smile and look right at the shy but gorgeous succubus girl and you point right at her, make a gunshot finger gesture and wink at her. She blushes. You stick your tongue out while no one is looking.
The two of you make small talk while you're setting up your room.
Thade: So what's your name?
Succubus girl: M-my name is Therese....
You nod your head and smile: That's a pretty name. I'm Thade. Thade Thundercock.
She flirtatiously smiles and says
Therese: Pleasure to meet you, Thade.
Thade: The pleasure is all mine.
Her shygirl/flirty persona change didn't fool you for an instant. She's just like her sisters, a demon, a creature, something you will not only with your dick but with your Boner as well. You think about slashing her throat and putting the Dire Straits in her eyes, you get lost in your fantasy....
Therese: Um.... Thade?
Thade: Oh sorry, just got lost for a bit.
Victoria walks in the room,
Victoria: Sorry to interrupt you two but the class selection is starting.
You walk with two succubi around your arms all comical and flirtatious. You look at a huge white paper covering the walls. You have to select 3 classes, morning, day and evening.
What is your morning class?
A: Arts and Crafts
B: Field Frolicking
C: Finding Your Destined One: Succubus 101

What is your day class
A: Gnome Moviewatching
B: Intermediate Necromancy
C: Hunting with the Yeti's

What is your evening class?
A: Self-Defense
B: Powers of Seduction
C: Nightswimming

>>33213892
>B: The succubus girl on the bus

>>33214155
C and A, respectively

>>33214193
whoops forgot about morning class, A why not. C and A were for day and evening

>>33214155
>B: Field Frolicking
>C: Hunting with the Yeti's
>A: Self-Defense

>>33214155
C: Finding Your Destined One: Succubus 101
C: Hunting with the Yeti's
B: Powers of Seduction

>>33214155
B: Field Frolicking
C: Hunting with the Yeti's
A: Self-Defense

>>33214155
>C, C, B

I'm curious about what the first C is about, and B might help to raise defenses against the succubi.

>>33214240
>>33214344
This.

You sign up for Field Frolicking, Hunting with the Yeti's and Self Defense. A natural combination for you. You're informed that the classes start tomorrow.
As you're walking back to your dorm to see what Therese is doing so you can potentially have sex with her you hear a voice.
Spanish accent: Hola, Thade Thundercock

You turn around and hear an acoustic guitar playing with a strange looking guy with a sombrero, an eye patch and a handlebar mustache.
Thade: It's the dude from the bus. How do you know my name?
Sombrerobro: I know many things, Thade Thundercock.... Allow me to introduce myself, Me llamo Eduardo Martinez.... vampire.
You shake hands with your new friend.
Thade: Good to meet you, Eduardo.
Eduardo: Si.... you as well, mi amigo.... I'm having a little gettogether in the hunting fields tonight.....
Would you like to come?
What do you do?
A: Accept, let's party!
B: Decline, better get some rest.

>>33214372
A

>>33214372
>A: Accept, let's party!

And we're the main dish

>>33214372
A

>>33214372
He smells that you're human. Don't go.

>>33214418
All I'm hearing from you is CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

>>33214440
what part of thunderCOCK don't you understand?

You accept.
Thade: Hell yeah! I'm there amigo!
Eduardo: Muy bien..... I will see you there, Thade Thundercock.

You got some time to kill until the party.
What do you wanna do?
A: Try to get some face-time in with your hot RA Victoria
B: See where Therese is.
C: Take a nap
D: Go smoke some weed with Shine
E: Go hunting
F: You decide

>>33214505
D

>>33214505
>A: Try to get some face-time in with your hot RA Victoria

>>33214505
F: Get ahold of some anti-vampire equipment. If the party is sincere, we're fine. If the party isn't we're prepared.

>>33214546
I'm down for this

>>33214546
>we're fine
>Show up to a party weighed down with stakes, crosses and garlic

Yeah, I can totally see everyone being fine with this

>>33214562
Hide those in a dufflebag or under our cloak.

>>33214562
What if we made garlic bread

>>33214505
>D: Go smoke some weed with Shine
Maybe he wants to go to the party too

>>33214592
This isn't a bad idea, it would be good to have someone we know as backup in case things turn sour, less conspicuous than most other methods of preparing for the worst too

>>33214546
This

>>33214546
THIS

and a bit of A.

You decide to chill and get nice and toasty with Shine for a little while, you knock on his door and he opens it and you both at the same time, pull out a bag of weed. You guys are ripping the bong, smoking joints, joking, eating snacks, listening to music and just enjoying each others company, but the subject of the matter still needs to be discussed.
You mutter in a hazy stupor...
Thade: Yo.....
Shine turns his head and giggles and says
Shine: What's up dude..........
Thade: I need... *cough* I need you to.... I need you to come with me to the Hunting Fields tonight I don't trust that fancy sombrero dude he's obviously *cough*
Shine: Oh you mean Eduardo? Nah that dude is harmless. I mean he may be a beast who exists solely off of sucking blood and the life out of people but he seems kinda nice to me man...
Thade: Regardless you should come with me.....
Shine laughs and says
Shine: Whatever you say bro....
The two of you step out of the dormitory reeking of marijuana, cheese nips and iced tea and people are giving you looks. You're blowing people kisses and Shine is growling at them. What a couple of jokers. It's about that time to go to the party but when you step outside you notice a number of scenes.
What do you wanna step into?
A: The Gnomes having a rap battle
B: A trio of succubi having an argument
C: An incubus coming onto a werewolf girl
D: None of them, head right to the party
E: Go introduce yourself to the stunning redheaded mermaid

>>33214801
>E: Go introduce yourself to the stunning redheaded mermaid
Someone we don't have to kill after we bone her.

>>33214801
B

>>33214801
B: A trio of succubi having an argument

>>33214801
So we've got one companion just in case though no specialized preparations. Are Vampires and Werewolves mortal enemies in this setting? If yes then I would suggest trying to get the werewolf girl to come to the party. She may be willing to help us if things turn violent.

>>33214901
You are one seriously paranoid guy, anon.

>>33214801
>E: Go introduce yourself to the stunning redheaded mermaid

Mermaid on land?

>>33214921
I prefer the term, genre savvy.

>>33214801
>B: A trio of succubi having an argument

>>33214921
Yeah, we are going to die if we aren't prepared.

>>33214801
>E: Go introduce yourself to the stunning redheaded mermaid

The three bitches are totally hashing our mellow

>>33214943
She's surrounded herself with a water shell of course.

You picked up a cross along the way just in case it gets dicey.
You observe 3 bombshell succubi quarreling over boys.
You nudge Shine's shoulder and say
Thade: Yo here's my chance! Back me up, dude!
Shine: Alright alright don't get ahead of yourself
You approach the trio and turn on the charm
Thade: Ladies, ladies what is this about?
The purple haired one is going on about finding her Destined One and how the pink haired one stole him from her. The black haired one is attempting to get them to calm down and drop the situation.
Who do you side with in the argument:
A: Purple hair, she has every right to be upset!
B: Pink hair, it's hers for the taking
C: Black hair, let's just keep the peace.
D: Invite them to the party so all 3 of them can relieve some stress
E: You decide

>>33215060
>D: Invite them to the party so all 3 of them can relieve some stress

This will in no way blow up in our faces

>>33215060
D
Eduardo is gonna be upset because his small social gathering has gone way over his head, but I can't wait for shenanigans

>>33215060
D: Invite them to the party

>>33215060
>D: Invite them to the party so all 3 of them can relieve some stress

>>33215116
It's not a party until it's a completely out of control riot

Thade: Hey I have an, idea.
Pinkhair, that bitch cuts you off and says
Pinkhair: Yeah what is it?
You don't like her sass, your blood boils and hatred runs through your bones like an ages-old rivalry. You enjoy the tension and take a silent deep breath.
Thade: Me and my boy Shine are going to a party in the Hunting Fields right now. You ladies in?
All three go at the same time
Pinkhair, blackhair, purple hair: Yes!
Shine suspiciously eyes that weird anime-esque chirp-along and three potential targets and your main man travel along to the party. Night has fallen and you already see big bright lights at a big, green field. You have arrived at The Party.
The three girls all run off to go have fun and Shine says he has to go discuss something with his Yeti brothers, seeing as how they own The Hunting Fields. You are left alone at this great big rager, you must find something to do.
What do you do?
A: Walk over to the Gnome Rap Battle
B: Walk over to the Kappa Drum Circle
C: Go hunting
D: Go approach Eduardo
E: You decide

>>33215226
D

>>33215226
>C: Go hunting for Eduardo

>>33215226
>C: Go hunting

Hunting, eh? Werewolf random encounter, I'd guess.

>>33215291
Why would we kill Eddy

>>33215320
He's saying he wants gay sex, anon

>>33215342
Oh


...Oh

>>33215320
We brought a stake.

>>33215226
>D: Go approach Eduardo

>All these faggots in a quest about succubi

This is awesome

You have not forgotten the earchewing, mindnumbingly painful screech of the succubi. You rub your eyes a bit and go for a little walk, hoping that a lonely succubus girl is being a creature of deception and ugliness somewhere alone.
You go far, deep into the woods. You notice some Yeti brothers hunting and shouting with glee, you smile brightly. Reminds you of Shine.
The dark greenery surrounds you with various noises, making it a monster amazon jungle, blooming with atmosphere and suspense.
You hear a voice say
Female voice: Hi.
You turn your head sharply and its Purplehair.
How do you approach Purplehair?
A: Feign shyness and nervousness
B: With aggression and intent to kill
C: With charm and slyness
D: Run away

>>33215463
A, bitches love that shy boy shit

>>33215463
>A: Feign shyness and nervousness
She'll eat that shit up. Then she'll eat us

>>33215463
>B: With aggression and intent to kill
>B: With aggression and intent to kill
>B: With aggression and intent to kill
>B: With aggression and intent to kill
>B: With aggression and intent to kill

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>>33215534
you forgot the pic

>>33215564
Remove Succubi.

>>33215564
Dude, chill. We'll put a stake in something tonight.

>>33215463
A: Feign shyness and nervousness

we draw her in and gut her later

>>33215463
A

>>33215595
>implying eduardo won't put a stake in us.

the anons want it

Thade: O-oh.... hey..... hey you....
She flips her purple hair and her huge purple eyes illuminate in the night sky....
She slowly walks toward you
Purplehair: You know..... I've had my eye on you.....
Thade: O..... oh..... have you? That's nice....
Purple: Mmmmm.... I like you.... say.... whats your name?
She starts to kiss your neck and is feeling your pants up. You know what to do so you let her do her thing for a bit.
You start to feel her up and shes breathing slowly and heavily...
The two of you start to kiss and you bite her tongue...
She lets out a slight moan but you feel your energy slightly going down...
What do you do?
A: Slam her head into a fucking tree
B: Keep going
C: Tell her she should stop
D: Ask her if she wants to get any of her friends in on this action

>>33215693
>D: Ask her if she wants to get any of her friends in on this action

Dick before reason.

>>33215693
B, we get her while she's least expecting

>>33215693
>A: Slam her head into a fucking tree.
Remove Succubi.

>>33215693
>B: Keep going

>>33215693
>A: Slam her head into a fucking tree

No losing levels tonight.

>>33215693
>B: Keep going

>>33215693
>A: Slam her head into a fucking tree

>>33215693
>A: Slam her head into a fucking tree

>Tries to 'hunt' a glittery vampire dude
>Flat out attempts murder on a succubus chick feeling him up

Gayest thread on /tg/? Gayest thread on /tg/.

>>33215693
>C: Tell her she should stop
I'm not fond of having my strength drained but I'm not sure about the repercussions of killing when we're here on behalf of the Antichrist. Best use caution until we find out.

>>33215890
That vampire aint glittery. He's full of machismo, Señor

>>33215693
>B: Keep going

>>33215890
Our Pa' told us all about the evil Succubi and what to do, nice try anon.

Thade: Wrong move, sweetheart.
Purplehair: Huh....?
You grab her face and slam her into a tree with absolutely ferocious strength.
You notice a clan of Yetibros forming far behind you.
Purplehair: What..... how? Who.... are you?
You lick the blood of your thumb and then spit it out.
You start to walk around her.
Thade Thundercock: My name....... is Thade. Thade Thundercock. The Slayer of Succubus, The Tempter of the Temptress. I travel across these lands, helping others, loving others and slaying YOU!
You point your finger at her and she gasps.
Thade: I am only a young lad.... but I know your kind. Your kind is an absolute injustice. You exist solely to deceive, you give women a bad name, you use sexuality to manipulate others. I do this to rid your kind out of existence, I do this for the hopeless guy with no confidence wondering why girls don't want to be with him. YOUR kind is the reason. As long as you your kind exists in this world, I will be here to rid you haggardly bitches!
You hear Shine say
Shine: TELL HER THANE! LETS GO!
You hear massive roaring and cheering from the Yetibros.
Thade: Stand up.
She gets up and lunges at you, you parry her attack and she slides across the field. She jumps to attack you, a foolish move.
What do you do?
A: Bullet in the mouth
B: Dire Straits in the eyes
C: Boner decapitation
D: Slash her throat

>>33215983
>C: Boner decapitation

>>33215983
B B B B B B

>>33215983
Keep our distance and shoot at her. She doesn't have any ranged attacks while we have range and melee.

>>33215983
>C: Boner decapitation
Lead in with Way of the Boner, before taking her by surprise with Boner Riding the Wave. Finish her with a brutal Boner Slides Among the Rushes.

>>33216051
Flawless Victory.

>>33215983
A.

>>33215983
C: Boner decapitation

>>33216051
I think I should point out that "The Boner" is literally the name we gave his sword (I'm using the literal definition of that word).

>>33216117
I am aware of this.

>>33215983
>C: Boner decapitation

Silent kill

>>33215983
So we're the guy who brings justice for wizards?

You slash off her head with the most relative ease.
You let out a deep breath and you hear an absolutely enormous roar of victory from Shine and the Yetibros.
Before you know it, they swarm you, throwing you up in the air singing "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
You also stand on top of their hands while they chant and you hold up the Purplehair's severed head up to the moon.
It's a beautiful moment that almost moves you to tears.
You're introduced to some of Shine's brothers in his clan, the Hugetoes, Love, Bliss and Peace.
Love: Brother Thade, have you enrolled in the Hunting Day class?
You scratch your head and smile and say
Thade: Actually yeah as a matter of fact I have.
Their cheering and boisterous roaring makes you jump but you love their unmatched enthusiasm.
You walk with your new brothers back to the party, placing Purplehairs head on a treebranch.
What do you decide to do now?
A: Sing victory songs with the Yetis
B: Approach Eduardo
C: Go up to Pinkhair and Blackhair who are searching for their sister
D: Talk to the cute mermaid girl

>>33216213
>B: Approach Eduardo
Have him stake us

>>33216213
D: Talk to the cute mermaid girl
Nothing like a good ole fashioned succubi execution to get you hard as diamonds

>>33216213
>C: Go up to Pinkhair and Blackhair who are searching for their sister
We may have already gotten in trouble with the Antichrist for committing murder on school grounds. Might as well go big or go home.

>>33216213
A: SING WITH BROS

BROS B4 HOS

>>33216213
>D: Talk to the cute mermaid girl

If mermaids doesn't suck lifeforce, then she can suck something else.

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>>33216251

>>33216213
>A: Sing victory songs with the Yetis
Leave the other two, they were all 3 seen arguing which makes the 2 left alive the prime suspects for purple's murder.

>>33216256
>inb4 siren

>>33216213
D: Talk to the cute mermaid girl

now there's a girl we can settle down with, none of those demon skanks

>>33216213
>C: Go up to Pinkhair and Blackhair who are searching for their sister
Lure one alone into the woods. Shoot there eyes out.

>>33216286
>wants to settle with a literal cold fish

>>33216291
their*

You fistbump your bros and do a courteous nod to Eduardo while you walk across the fields of bonfires and loud music.
You go up to a mermaid whose beauty just blows your mind (and makes your nana hard).
Thade: Must be fun just staring at a bonfire alone.
The mermaid laughs and smiles at you and says
Mermaid: Well you know what they say, to be most comfortable with ones self is....
You stare at her as she is trying to finish what she's saying but she says
Mermaid: Oh nevermind forget it. Just generic philosophical blabble. I'm just entranced by fire is all.
After staring at the fire longingly for a bit she turns to you and says
Mermaid: What's your name?
You're surprised she asked you first and you say
Thade: Oh uhhh my name is Thade. Thade Thundercock. What's yours?
Mermaid: Ariel.
You spill out your drink and start to laugh.
Ariel: Yeah, yeah laugh it up.
You're starting to choke on your drink.
Thade: I'm.... I'm sorry. Your name is literally Ariel.
Ariel: My parents always thought it was funny to be unnecessarily cruel. So where you from Thade?
What do you say?
A: From your moms fishtwat and run away laughing
B: I'm from the Otherworld
C: Under the sea
D: A terrible forsaken place you should never visit
E: You decide

>>33216426
>E: A little town

>>33216426
E. Say you don't wanna talk about it. Probably better to say that then a definite place so we don't get tripped up later

>>33216426
>C: Under the sea
We should do a dance number

>>33216426
>D: A terrible forsaken place you should never visit

>>33216426
>D: A terrible forsaken place you should never visit

>>33216426
>E: don't want to talk about it

>>33216509
+1 crawling in my skin

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>>33216426
D: A terrible forsaken place you should never visit

>>33216426
E: The land of Teegee

>>33216525
Is that real or is it photo-shopped? I hope it's real because its awesome.

Thade: A terrible, forsaken place, you should never visit....
Ariel: Ooh how terrifying! But I can't imagine it's any worse than being oppressed by the oceanic patriarchy.
You can't decide if you wanna leave this chick alone and let her be neurotic and sexy or if you should check your privilege.
What do you say?
A: Say you gotta go cause its about that time and all and give her a kiss on the cheek
B: Ask if she wants to go skinnydipping
C: Bust out a musical number
D: Start to flirt with her

>>33216585
>C: Bust out a musical number

>>33216585
C: Bust out a musical number

>>33216585
>D: Start to flirt with her

Jesus, these options are all so assholish.

>>33216585
SKINNYDIPPING!

>>33216585
>D: Start to flirt with her

>>33216638
>Everything is so assholish
>Just murdered another student

Ya think?

>>33216585
C so much C

>>33216585
D. Please no C.

>>33216585
>C: Bust out a musical number

The asshole train has no breaks.

test

>>33216585
>B: Ask if she wants to go skinnydipping

Thade: Hey you know whats green?
Ariel: Clovers?
Thade: No... I'll tell you what green.
Thade: The seaweed is always greener in someone elses lake....
Ariel: Oh come on
Thade: You dream about going up there but that is a big mistake
Ariel: I hate you so much right now.
Thade: JUST LOOK AT THE WORLD AROUND YOU RIGHT HERE ON THE OCEAN FLOOR
The music starts to play
Thade: Such wonderful things surround you, what more is you lookin for?
Thade: WHAT IS YOU LOOKIN FOR ARIEL
You bring your face right up to hers
Ariel: Is this actually happening...
You bust into full musical number
Thade: UNDAH THE SEA!
UNDAH THE SEA!
Darling its better, down where its wetter take it from meeeeeee
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Undah the seaaaaaaaaaa
Fireworks reign in the sky.... and Ariel embraces you with a big hug.
Ariel: I'm impressed by you, Thade.
Thade: I'm impressed you're a redhaired mermaid named Ariel.
Ariel looks at you with lusting his eyes
Ariel: So what do you wanna do now?
What do you wanna do?
A: Skinnydipping
B: Go in the woods, its sexy time.
C: Romantically carry her off to your dorm for some lovemaking
D: Say "PSYCHE!" and drop her on the ground

>>33216585
D. A hunter needs someone to come home to. Why not Red?

>>33216808
C

>>33216808
>C: Romantically carry her off to your dorm for some lovemaking

Succubutt will get horny and then we'll murder her too.

>>33216808
Go Skinnydipping and have sex in the water.

>>33216808
>C: Romantically carry her off to your dorm for some lovemaking

That was...goddamnit.

>>33216808
B

Cause if she eats flesh you wanna have Shine nearby OR because the cubi you pissed off will try to kill you and you can get brownie points saving/impressing Ariel.

>>33216808
>Chicks dig assholes: the quest

>>33216937
Just like real life

Thade: How about we go back to mine?
Ariel: Sounds good to me
She leans and whispers into your ear
Ariel: Everything is wetter under the sea after all....
MEE-YOW!
You get her to your place unseen as quickly as possible and luckily no one is in the dorm. She starts to kiss you a bunch but then strangely pulls away...
Ariel: I.... have to tell you something?
Thade: What is it?
Ariel: If we are to make love I must reveal my true form. Fish face and top, woman bottom.
You will essentially be having sex with a fish.
Do you go through with it?
A: Accept
B: Refuse
C: Reject her gently
D: Mock her by flopping around on the bed like a fish on dry land

>>33217002
>A: Accept

A hole's a hole.

>>33217002
>A

>>33217002
A: Accept
Dat ass, doe

>>33217002
E: "You have a mouth."

>>33217002
so she can't talk in that form... Perfect

>>33217002
A: Accept
Only reason not to go through with it is if her face is like a deep sea fish. If it's a swordfish or something sleek, that's pretty good.

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>>33217002
>mee-yow

/tg/ has the weirdest fetishes, I swear

>>33217002
>Not being a dolphin mermaid.
Why do this?

Thade: Well I think the fact you have to change forms during sex is rather.... fishy....
She punches your arm
Ariel: Thaaaaade! Oh my god.
Thade: I'm just kidding let's do this.
She reveals her true form and it's really not that bad. Kind of like a Zora from the Zelda series.
How will you start it off?
A: Fishilingus
B: Fishlatio
C: Poundtown
D: 69

>>33217137
Man this is getting weird, I can't wait to see everyone else fight over this option

>>33217002
Aww. I was expecting it to be the MGE mermaid where if you look closely, you can see that the mermaid has hips and therefore has a hard to see vagina.

>>33217137
>Those names

My sides have left the sea

>>33217137
>C: Poundtown

>>33217137
A: Fishilingus

>>33217137
E: Boner Decapitation

>>33217218
But that's option A

>>33217232
Oh you...

>>33217137
>Kind of like a Zora from the Zelda series.

Oh, not so bad then. Also, dat 4th wall being raped.

>B

>>33217002
Mock her. Mock her until she's in tears. Then leave.

>>33217137
>A: Fishilingus
May as well get...
the water works started

>>33217137
C
DOWN DOWN DOWN TO POUNDING TOWN

>>33217252
I hate you so much.

>>33217137
B.

Thade's Inner Monologue: They say when you give a chick the ol lickaroo, it tastes like fish. Now here I am... eating out a fishgirl humanoid....

You look up at her
Thade: You ready for me?
She nods her head like a fish swimming in the sea. You are holding back tears of laughter.
You eat her out for a total for 4 seconds and she begins to moan like a dolphin, you burst out laughing into her vajeen and the laughing makes her moan even more and she's all grabbing your hair.
Ariel: I'm gonna.... I'M GONNA INK!
What do you do?
A: Get inkblasted
B: Dodge her squirting
C: Try to pull out your dick do make contact with the ink
D: Give in and just lie down on the floor, uncontrollable laughter

>>33217360
>B: Dodge her squirting
That shit will not wash off, trust me on this.

>>33217360
>C: Try to pull out your dick do make contact with the ink

Inky aphrodisiac HOOOO.

Worst case scenario, our succubi-slaying mantool is stained black. Wouldn't that be hilarious every time we whipped it out on them?

>>33217360
D: Give in and just lie down on the floor, uncontrollable laughter

>>33217360
>D

B
danmaku mode engaged
(graze, graze)

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>>33217360
>Ariel: I'm gonna.... I'M GONNA INK!
>she begins to moan like a dolphin
>D: Give in and just lie down on the floor, uncontrollable laughter

>>33217360
>B: Dodge her squirting

>>33217360
>A: Get inkblasted

>>33217360
>D: Give in and just lie down on the floor, uncontrollable laughter
Give in to the option D

>>33217360
>B: Dodge her squirting

>>33217360
>B: Dodge her squirting

Alright, C isn't going anywhere, so I'll switch to B because D just seems cruel.

She inkcums and you dodge it Matrix style and just start to die of laughter.
In your fit of extreme laughter you observe her, grinning down at you, blushing...
Ariel: Can I please you, now that you've pleased you?
You ate her out for maybe 5 seconds and she came, this girl is a keeper.
You lie back down on your bed and pull your pants down and she puts your nana in her gills.
It feels unbelievable.
What do you do?
A: Push her head down
B: Just relax and skeetskeet in her gills
C: Ask her if she is ready for poundtown
D: Investigate the suspicious footsteps coming up to your door

>>33217578
D

>>33217578
>C: Ask her if she is ready for poundtown

Succubutt has seen worse, i'm sure.

>>33217578

B.
+E. Try to make a quip about "saltwater".

>>33217578

>A

Instinctively move toward the toward the source of pleasure.

>>33217578
C: Ask her if she is ready for poundtown

>>33217578
A: Push her head down

>>33217360
D.
She wants the D.

what the fuck is even going on anymore?
>>33217610
holy shit this, a million times this.

>>33217659
Fishsex, impending succubus fight

>>33217578
>A: Push her head down

>>33217659
I think this started as another boring fetishquest and then went full shenanigans. Mighta been the OP's intention all along, though.

>>33217578
>C: Ask her if she is ready for poundtown

>>33217694
well i kind of want to see how far into the magical realm we can take this. anyone else with me?

You push her down
Thade: Yes............ water you doing with my dick....
She giggles and does a fish wink at you.
She keeps going until you want poundtown.
You have to take a deep breath to realize what you are about to do, missionary with a fishgirl. You begin to put it inside her until you hear what sounds like something dropping in front of you.
You turn around and see Therese with her hand over her mouth.
What do you do?
A: Ask her if she wants in
B: Panic and jump out the window
C: Just start fucking Ariel
D: Rationally explain what is going on to Therese

>>33217694
Nah. We had plenty of chances to slay succubutt but we kept avoiding it. The OP pretty much had to force one by randomly killing purple.

After we invited the triplets we would have avoided them for something else. Don't lie /tg/.

>>33217763
Fish can't wink, I'm calling bullshit right now

>>33217763
E: "... Sup?"

>>33217763
>C: Just start fucking Ariel
What? It's just fishsex.

>>33217763
A and C

>She giggles and does a fish wink at you
fish have eyelids?

A, C, and D, simultaneously.

>>33217763
E: Remove succubi.
Throw the fish at her while she is shocked. Shoot her eyes out. Fuck fish on her corpse.

>>33217763

C and D, followed by A.

That is, start fucking, but explain what's going on. And then ask if she wants in.

Prepare the Boner for action if she tries anything funny.

>>33217578
>B: Just relax and skeetskeet in her gills

This is surreal.

>>33217763
Shove it in her fishbutt

>>33217823
only in character option right here

>>33217763
D
Hi. Met at a party. She a M and her name is Ariel.

THen C. She is succi. She know this happens.

>>33217763
>C: Just start fucking Ariel

Meh.

>>33217763
A, B, and C followed by B.

>>33217823
I gotta second this.

>>33217869
Please stop. If that was in character Therese would never have made it off the bus. This is not 40k.

And as much as I hate to say it Therese is looking like the OP's special snowflake. Never had sex, looking for husband, bad at charm skills, etc. The only thing a cubi should have shown there is shock that it is not her and he went for something else despite sharing a room with a easy lay.

Therese: Thade......?
Thade: Therese?
Therese: Thade?
Thade: Therese....?
Therese: THADE?
Thade: THERESE?
Therese: THADE!!!!!!
You take a deep breath
Thade: THERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariel is holding a pillow in her face because she is laughing so hard.
Therese: Want to explain to me HWAT is going on?
Thade: Its seems pretty obvious HWAT is going on, Therese.
Therese: Where'd you meet her?
Thade: At a party.
Therese takes a deep breathe.
Therese: Just.... I dunno. Don't make a mess or something.
Thade: Water you talking about?
You obnoxiously chortle and start fucking Ariel under the covers like a wild animal.
She's holding your arms and encouraging you during and she also is fond of squeezing your ass. She says she's almost there.
You are too. Where do you skeet?
A: On her fishface
B: Inside of her like a boss
C: On the wall
D: In her gills

>>33218014
>B: Inside of her like a boss
Fishbabies ho

>>33218014
>D: In her gills

>>33218014
B, incoming babby drama

>>33218014
>A: On her fishface

>>33218014
E: On Therese.

>>33218014
E: On Therese

>>33218014
>B: Inside of her like a boss

I don't even understand those other options.

Time for her to lay 10,000 fish eggs.

>>33218014
In her gills and make her sneeze it out on Therese

>>33218014
>B: Inside of her like a boss

>>33218059
Muh nigga.

Changing
>>33218061

to these

>>33218053
>>33218059

AND DO IT LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

>>33218014
There is only B.

>>33218014
>B: Inside of her like a boss

>Episode 2 is renamed Fishbaby quest

>>33218094
I... fourth this i guess?

>>33218014
>>33218059
>E: On Therese

>>33218128
good, time for Thade to learn about the responsibilities of being a parent

Thade: Lemme bust my nana inside you
Ariel: If you say so... I already have birth control with me so you don't have to worry
You have a sudden realization. This chick brought BIRTH CONTROL with her to college. You find it suspicious and rather slutty. Regardless, you skeet inside her, it feels glorious.
She changes back to her beautiful mermaid form and wants to cuddle.
What do you do?
A: Accept
B: Decline
C: Ask if Therese wants to cuddle as well
D: Make endless fish puns

>>33218165
C all the way

>>33218165
>A: Accept
Mourne for the fishbabies that could've been

>>33218165
>C: Ask if Therese wants to cuddle as well
>D: Make endless fish puns

>>33218165
E: Cab fare and out the door.
"But I love on campus!?"
"Just take the money."

>>33218165

>A: Accept
>C: Ask if Therese wants to cuddle as well
>D: Make endless fish puns

>>33218165
C

>>33218165
C

>>33218165
succumb to overwhelming D

>>33218165
>A: Accept

I'm kinda pissed that Declines isn't option D

>>33218165
>A: Accept
Vanilla as fuck

You call out Therese's name
Thade: Hey!
Therese is in the bathroom doing girl stuff or whatever
Thade: Wanna cuddle?
Therese: Sure....
You must keep your guard up and get your head out of your ass. You could potentially get mindcontrol over Therese.
She hops in the bed with you and Ariel.
The cuddling is nice but Therese is sort of playing with your chest with her fingers, you're getting a boner and you reeeeeeeeeeally shouldn't murder your roommate (yet).
What do you do?
A: Kick Ariel out, try to slay Therese with the dick
B: Go back to the party
C: Fish puns
D: Fall asleep
E: You decide

>>33218165
Dive out the window.

>>33218377
>E: You decide
Round 2 of fishsex, this time with added therese

>>33218377
D

>>33218377
Fishpuns. Also murder. Kill them both. No witnesses.

>>33218418
this

>>33218377
>D: Fall asleep

>>33218418

second

have Ariel eat the succubut out while we take her fishy ass poundtown

>>33218418
This, we can use our boner later, our dick needs to be used now

>>33218444
Aye, as Fallout taught me, after sex is the proper time for murder.

>>33218444
Seconding this.

>>33218444
Also eat the corpses.

>>33218418
This.

>>33218444
Blood for the blood god.
Do it, man. For God. They're horrid abominations and totally satanic.

Ariel reads the atmosphere and gets up out of bed...
Ariel: I really should go I'll see you later Thade!
She shuts the door before you even get to say anything.
Therese is running her fingers through your hair....
She's blushing and grinning and biting her lip, trying to seduce you...
Now is your chance.
What do you do?
A: Bullet in the mouth
B: Smother her to death with a pillow
C: Fuck her
D: Let her keep going

>>33218645
>C: Fuck her

>>33218645
D: Let her keep going
She's a noob

>>33218645
>A: Bullet in the mouth
We need a succubi pelt. We need to wear her skin as a cape.

>>33218645
B and C accually, fuck the pillow we can pretend that we're just rough

>>33218645
C. Fuck her