GET HYPE

OH FUCK YES I FINALLY CAUGHT UP TIME FOR FUCK QUEST

>>33221648
BASED WHITNEY x Cerise Imminent

Here we go again.

I MISSED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
No homo

>>33221648
>Didn't take any anal cherry in Palau

th-this is my first live FQ ;~; hi guys. one question. why don't you guys use foolz for achives instead? suptg doesn't have images

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>>33221648
Welcome back op

>>33221685
Who needs an archive when you save every thread?

I heart you too OP Studios

FUCK QUEST IS LIVE ONCE AGAIN

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T-this?
It's good to be back.

>>33221648
Just in time to catch this live!

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>>33221696
>me gusta.gif
I see, we are off to a great start.

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WE'RE BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

>>33221685
It is saved on foolz. But for reading purposes most use the pastebin http://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot.

>>33221648
I guess I'll just go make a pot of coffee or something

>>33221714
thanks for this

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"Goodbye!" Gustav calls, waving a handkerchief at you from the runway. "Auf Wiedersehen! Ciao! Au revoir! Sayonara! Aloha! Hasta la vista! Don't come back!"

You watch his receding figure from the window of your well-fueled mini-Leer. As the landing gear retracts and the plane lifts off, you turn to face Mom and Whitney in the cabin. "I don't think he likes us," you say.

"Really? I never noticed," Whitney says, sincerely. "He seemed like a nice guy. Even if he was kind of fruity."

"Of course he hates us," Mom says. "You children were rude. I place blame squarely on that awful Renee Carte person. She's a bad influence. If it weren't for her--"

You lean back and close your eyes, letting Mom's patented anti-Carte rant wash over you.

Sneaking out on Rose, Vivian, and Cerise -- leaving them behind -- was difficult. Hopefully they accept the heartfelt apology you wrote. This is how it has to be.

Smatters glides lazily up and down the central aisle, his shadow casting itself across the beige carpeting and creme walls. Ms. Carte and the twin Spancers are in the cockpit, piloting. This leaves just you, Whitney, and Mom to while away the 15 hour trip together.

Of course, there isn't an in-flight movie.

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>>33221648
Been a while!

I hope you got a lot of rest to compose yourself, OP.

I'm excited what you planned for us.

Also, I suggested for OP to do an H-scene with Rose where you're both naked and have sex while wearing acrylic paint like with Iori from Eroge, I posted a screenshot from that game and got banned.

I'm not crying about it, but I find /tg/'s logic to be assbackwards that you can't post images of pornography, yet you can type up smut.

>>33221722
Why didn't we take Vivian as part of our plan. Surely she would be able to help.

>>33221722
>leaving the two best girls and Rose behind
;_;

A triumphant return! Is human!Spancer certified to pilot or copilot? Is there a human!Spancer?

>>33221737
This is not /tg/ logic. It's a worksafe board.

Will I achieve BONER after the long hiatus I wonder.

>>33221722
You'd better pay us back for that shitty Cerise scene we got. Wasn't even close to the level of Renee's first.

>>33221746
Don't you mean the best girl, Vivian, and Cerise?

>>33221722
>Sneaking out on Rose, Vivian, and Cerise -- leaving them behind -- was difficult.

Oh, you fucking bastard.

>>33221722
>This leaves just you, Whitney, and Mom to while away the 15 hour trip together.
What ever shall we do

>>33221741
I assume we didn't want her anywhere near Darkbloom, just in case

GET HYPE.

while you're getting HYPE, take a moment to answer this quick survey from the Fuck Quest Statistics Board to determine the true proportion of /a/ and /tg/.

http://strawpoll.me/2056166

>>33221722
>No Vivian
But then we have no one to cuddle-rape and re-enact Murakami scenes

>>33221746
>leaving the two best girls and Vivian behind
ftfy

>>33221746
Why did you list Rose twice?

>>33221746
>Leaving 3 middle tier girls and Mom with
;_;

>>33221722
wait what was the news article? whats going on? what has darkbloom done?!

>>33221777
>This is how Allabaster Soliloquy will change the world.

What the flight does have is ample space and nicely adjustable seats.

You lie atop your mother, the seatback reclined to its limit. You fuck her as deeply as your cock can reach, the tip of it kissing her womb. You bask in the soft give of her flesh underneath you and the hot, inviting folds of her most intimate place. You squeeze her breasts, each one warm and weighty in your violating hands. You entwine your legs with hers, angling yourself so that you can force your throbbing dick to its root inside her.

Your jackhammer thrusts transform your hips into a blur of motion. Mom's head lolls to one side as she cums wetly around you, doped on incestuous pleasure. You can feel her shuddering from the inside-out.

When she speaks, her voice has the quality of someone talking through the whirring of electric fan blades. "Al-aa-baaa-ssterrr," she groans. "Yoo-oou're beee-ing t-tooo rouuuugh--"

She says this -- but even as she does, she runs her fingers through your hair and draws your face closer to her neck. Her cream pools on the faux-leather seat underneath you.

It is true you're being rough, though. You want to be rough. You want to make sure she remembers the shape of your dick and the hot, filling sensation of your seed pouring into her. No matter what happens next, she won't forget that. You won't let her.

Behind you, Whitney watches the spectacle. Her spats are bunched around her ankles and her legs are spread wide as she masturbates openly. She uses one hand to molest her own cunt and the other to tweak her nipples, first one and then the other. She chews on her lip and her face contorts in orgasm as she drinks in the lewd show.

>>33221805
>It is true you're being rough, though. You want to be rough. You want to make sure she remembers the shape of your dick and the hot, filling sensation of your seed pouring into her. No matter what happens next, she won't forget that. You won't let her.
Oh god what's going to happen to Kaa-san

>Fuck Quest is back

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>33221805
Renee better leave the piloting to the Spancers and come out and watch. Especially after what she told whitney pre-op.

>>33221805
Death flags flying around.

>>33221805
>It is true you're being rough, though. You want to be rough. You want to make sure she remembers the shape of your dick and the hot, filling sensation of your seed pouring into her. No matter what happens next, she won't forget that. You won't let her.
oh fuck

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"I'm cumming," you tell her. You don't break pace.

She grunts and groans unintelligibly, twists and turns her face from side to side. She tries once more to speak, but the exertion of getting fucked so hard robs her of breath. She begins to pant like a bitch in heat as your orgasm mounts and you prepare to let go.

You make a guttural noise and blow your cum inside. She reaches down to grab your ass, as if trying to force your spurting cock even further inside her. Her belly, arms, and neck muscles go taut, straining, as you mark her with your semen.

As always, very few sensations can compare to relieving your aching lust inside your own mother.

When you finish emptying yourself, you dismount. Dazed, you stumble back and fall into the seat beside Whitney, who's still busy masturbating.

Whitney sees her opening. She stands, kicking off her spats. She falls to her knees in front of Mom and pushes Mom's quivering knees apart. When she catches sight of the mingled fluids spilling from Mom's cunt, she licks her lips and coos in delight.

"Stop--" Mom says breathily. She runs a hand through her sweat-slicked hair, trying to muster energy. "Wait... if you do that so soon... I'll go craz-- unnnffff--" Whitney cuts Mom's protest off by latching her lips around her pussy. Mom writhes, lifting her butt from the seat and arching her back to offer herself up to Whitney's suckling mouth and tongue.

>>33221805

Why not have Whitney and Renee join in for the Mile High Club?

>>33221820
Deathflags happen all the time if fuckquest. Don't worry about it.

Or worry
But I wouldn't there is no way OP would kill girls again... right.

Oh yes, its its back,

>>33221850
Use the opening ally get whitney from behind.

>>33221727
>>33221727
okay, what is this from, and why do i not know already

>>33221858
Tears. Delicious. And all that stuff.

>>33221858
He promised us 6/6 girls fucked, not 6/6 girls lived
Panic

>>33221889
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

>>33221850
Man.
Whitney always takes initiative in hottest ways.

>>33221933
What do you expect from best girl?

Thanks janitor-san.

>>33221850
>As always, very few sensations can compare to relieving your aching lust inside your own mother.
I love Mom so much

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You slump in your chair and enjoy the sapphic obscenity. But your view is suddenly obstructed by a pair of hands.

"Razzle dazzle~" comes a silken whisper in your ear.

You jolt upright and turn to face Rose. "Jesus," you say. You have to catch yourself from falling out of your seat. "Where the hell did you come from?"

You hardly have the question out before a new shock hits: sitting in the seats at the back of the cabin are Vivian and Cerise -- and also your father, reading the Sunday Times.

Whitney is too busy eating pussy and Mom is too busy enjoying it to notice this turn of events. They continue, oblivious, as you deal with the interlopers.

"We gave-- very specific instructions," you say. You measure your words but there is anger in your voice. "You weren't supposed to come with us."

Rose shrugs. "You know me. Always coming where I shouldn't."

"Did you think that stupid goodbye letter would keep us in Palau?" Cerise says. "Don't be dense, you little fucknugget. We're all in this mess together."

"Agreed," Vivian says. "Additionally, the vial of essence you left behind to keep me quote fueled up unquote was insultingly inadequate. You could have killed me, Alabaster Soliloquy."

You massage your eyelids. For a moment the only sound is the muffled thrum of the jet engines, the wet slurps of Whitney's tongue, and Mom's unceasing groans of pleasure caroming off the walls.

"How," you say finally. "Just... how."

Rose boops you on the nose. "Ways and means, Alabaster."

You cast Dad a worried glance. "How much of what just happened did you guys-- did he--"

Rose laughs. "Unless there are photos of it in the Lifestyle section, I don't think he saw anything."

Cerise watches Whitney working Mom over as you pull your pants back on. She has trouble drawing her eyes away from the scene. "So what's the plan?" she says after a turn. "How are we taking Darkbloom down?"

[] As long as you're here, you may as well help.
[] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.

>Leaving girls
>Taking Smatters
The fuck.
OP, have you read John Diea At The End?

Thank you Mod/Janitor.

>>33221756
Actually, it was the weakest of all our girls' firsts, wasn't it? Lots of psychedelic speech, but not much passion or anything boner-inducing.

Okay why was on-topic stuff deleted. I understand the /d/ guy but the other post were unnecessary.

Well it's been a while guys. What are you going to be doing while waiting warmly.

>>33221966
>You could have killed me, Alabaster Soliloquy.
VIVIAN IS A SPY ABORT ABORT

>>33221966
>[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.
If they can help let them help
Trust them

>>33221966
>>[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966
[X] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966
>[X] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.
not risking cerise. thats a big NOPE

>>33221966
[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help

>>33221966

[x] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.

>>33221966
>[x] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.

>>33221966
>[X] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966
>and also your father, reading the Sunday Times.
The man gives no fucks that we banged his waifu in front of him. He doesn't deserve her.

>>33221966
[X] As long as you're here, you may as well help.
Time to wreck Darkblooms shit.

>>33221966
>[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221984
Watching Dota and reading Haruhi

>>33221984
It's been happening a lot on /tg/ lately, a janitor has been in top shape

>>33221966
>[] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.

>>33221966
>[] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.
WE go Elysium style, but the real blow is just blowing DB Towers with artillery.

>"Additionally, the vial of essence you left behind to keep me quote fueled up unquote was insultingly inadequate. You could have killed me, Alabaster Soliloquy."
BASED

>>33221966
>As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221984
trying to find good subs for space dandy that aren't commie or HS

>>33221966
[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966
[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221984
Watching Haruhi

>>33221966
>[x] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.

Had to go Spritle and ChimChim on us.

>>33221984
Watching SAO S1. No idea why.

>>33221966
No need to insult our girls by trying to push them away.
>[x] Group huddle

>>33221966
>[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966
>Rose shrugs. "You know me. Always coming where I shouldn't."
I LOVE YOU

>>33221984
massaging my nads while thinking of what to do to kill time

>>33221966
>"Razzle dazzle~"
YES

>[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966

[x] "We"? I'm sorry, but I have to sideline you.
only possible choice. keep your asshole nature

>>33221984
procrasturbating

>>33222033
Any good?

>>33221966
>Razzle Dazzle
>Ways and means

Does she keep her magic wand up her ass or what.

I really wonder if dad would notice it if we fucked him.

We should fuck him.

>>33221984
Ha Ha, time for Skullgirls

>>33222062
dad is the final boss.

>>33222062
>>33222062
TENDERNESS

>>33221966
>[x] As long as you're here, you may as well help.
They don't have to storm the place with us, but if they can help, let them

>>33221984
Playing Senran Kagura.
Keeps me occupied and revs up my rod.

>>33222068
hey do you play on PC my friend? want to add me so we can play sometime?

>>33222078
this

>>33222071
He is actually the boss of DB. He is just using DB to test his son.

All right, looks like we're calling Cerise, Viv, and Rose off the benches.

>>33222094
yisssss

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>>33221881

>>33222094
I hope this was the right decision.

>>33221966
>Rose is magic
I don't think I've sighed at a screen before. Now I know that Kyon/Keanu feel

>>33221966
>[] As long as you're here, you may as well help.

>>33221966

Dad is getting NTR'd but he doesn't give a shit.

>>33221984
Practicing advanced movement in Melee and Project M. I've wanted to get into this game competitively for a while. So I figured I'd try it out

>>33222112
Is that a reference to something?

>>33222112
We don't know she's magic. She could have some robot magic of her own, or just be super fucking stealthy.

>>33222111
This is my hope every choice from now on, I want to get the good ending.

Hey FQOP is it too late to get the good ending?

>>33222130
I doubt he's going to answer that.

>>33222061
>Any good?
Of course not. especial Fairy Dance. Kirito currently soloing the Grand Quest that even huge raid groups couldn't beat. The only good episodes were 11 & 12 coincidentally right before I dropped it the last time. There were probably some good episodes in the first 10 but I didn't rewatch them so I don't remember.

>>33222127
rose is a magical girl

>>33221984

Watching Korra then I'll be lapping niggas in Mario Kart once I'm done.

I'm happy to see old man Zuko.

>>33222087
If you're not in the Oceana region my ping will be too high to vs, soz

>>33222130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>33222120

He doesn't care because his true waifu is his newspaper.

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>>33222140
but ggpo!

>>33222134
>He didn't read the superior novels
>Anime skipped Jotunheimr and Tonkii

All of my why.

>>33222135
when did we figure this one out

>>33222125
>>33222127
At this point it doesn't matter. Nothing Rose ever will anymore.

one month of semen made a glopping sound as it flowed endlessly into kaa-san

>>33222152
what do you think was in rose's drawer?

>>33222087
>>33222068
Squigly a best

>>33222150
Trust me, Oz's internet is sweaty kangaroo balls

>>33222151
Reading the novels takes more energy than SAO deserves. That reserved for good shit like NGNL

>>33221984
edging hard

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>>33222152
Maybe around the time teleporting and invisible force fields happend around her? We could have asked her about it, but no, you faggots wanted your oh so randumb father-scene. Congratulations Shinji.

>>33222143

That's true.

Alabaster and Cerise are children of a loveless marriage.

>>33222176
My team is bella (cerecopter)/fukua(platonic drillationship)/big band(either his DP or his Big band punch)

>>33222179
that's depressing. I need more friends to play. I own it on every fucking console it's own. I'm still waiting on the linux port they promised over a year ago.

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>>33222174
I don't actually remember (dildos?). Can someone link the relevant archive?

>>33222176
Whoop Whoop

>>33222211
it was her magical girl device!!!

>>33222207
My entire team is Cerebella. All other characters are also good

>>33222245
>>33222207
Sounds more solid than Squigly (Silver chord)/Parasoul (Napalm Pillar)

Anyway back to FQ

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"There may be some operations in Alabaster's immediate future," Ms. Carte explains to Cerise, sitting across from her at a small wood table. The Spancers handle piloting as she lays it all out for the stowaways.

Mom murmurs and grumbles, lost in a post-climax trance, while Whitney wipes cum from her lips. You do the modest thing and cover Mom up with a quilt as she babbles to herself.

"I planned to do any medical procedures on my own, with assistance from Spancer," Ms. Carte says. "But having another person's input is always a help. And-- to be honest, I'd value your input."

Cerise shakes her head. "I just mess around with toys. What I did with Alabaster back when he almost-- it was a one in a million thing. I can't be messing with his insides like that on a regular basis."

"If you want to help us," Ms. Carte says, "that's where you're most useful. I can teach you anything you need to know."

"And I?" Vivian asks with a flourish. "How may I assist?"

"You're on reserve," Ms. Carte says. "Hopefully Mrs. Soliloquy can get the job done on her own. If she can't -- I guess we'll need all the help we can get. You too, Rose."

Rose nods.

Cerise rises to her feet. She stares you down. "So that's it? That's the big scheme? We're supposed to throw our mother to Darkbloom like some kind of... Trojan horse, and hope he doesn't catch her playing spy?"

You sigh. All you can say in response is, "she'll be okay."

"She won't be okay," Cerise spits. "Darkbloom wants to make her a mindless sex doll, in case you don't remember. Who's to say he won't get to work on that right away?"

"He still needs me. If I say no, he can't move forward."

"He could just hold you prisoner again. Then he can do whatever he wants."

Ms. Carte interjects. "If he tries that... it's on to plan B, I suppose."

>>33222291
GO TO PLAN B IMMEDIATELY. PLAN B WAS MADE INCASE A FAILS THAT MAKES B THE BETTER PLAN!

>>33222291
Plan B - Exterminatus?

>>33222310
FORGET IT, JUST SKIP ALL THE WAY TO PLAN D

>>33222319
this
we can think of a plan E after

>>33222267
I love squigly because every single one of her moves can pretty much be used as a great assist. completely useful character.

>>33222291
[x] Hug Cerise and tell her we'll all be together in the end - one way or another.

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>>33222291
So why aren't we just blowing up the building?

>>33222360
What would that accomplish?

>>33222368
Uh, everything?

>>33222368
Kill Darkbloom.

>>33222368
>Darkbloom dead
Everything

>>33222388
I don't think he'd die even if we killed him

>>33222388
he cant die. this has been proven

>>33222368
There'd be one less building

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>>33222383
>>33222388
>>33222395
I don't think so.

>>33222368
Capital and asset losses, stocks plummeting, OSHA complaints and thorough investigation of financial and commercial activities

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>>33222405

>>33222412
Never fuck with OSHA. They're vicious.

>>33222412
Oh and then we get the manly fisticuffs for the fate of our souls or some other symbolic shit that isn't impregnating girls with magical sperm.

>>33222360
Yeah, because that worked out super well for Kiritsugu. DB's gonna have a system to escape unplanned demolitions

>>33222360
Sure worked for Bin Laden.

>>33222446
But that's okay. We don't want to avoid fighting him. We want to CANCEL THE APOCALYPSE before fighting him.

If we get to level FBook all the better.

>>33222459
>tfw bin laden did 9/11 to protect the world and his harem and it ended up getting him shot

>>33222495
Doing anything in America ends up getting you shot these days.

>>33222459
>>33222495
He was just not smart enough about it.

>>33222446
>Bomb darkbloom towers
>He also has a liquid metal sphere to save him
>It turns into T1 Spancers vs T2 metal blob policeman

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>>33222495
Bin Laden... had a hard life. He needs some time to rest.

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Cerise's dour mood puts a dampener on the remainder of the flight. It passes more or less in silence.

Rose, Vivian, and Whitney amuse themselves with card games. Rose loses, which initiates a punishment game that takes place in the jet's private bathroom, but whose results can be heard throughout the cabin.

Mom sleeps. Cerise sits next to her, staring out the window, a worried expression on her face. She has a hushed conversation with Mom when she wakes up, which you don't hear, and have the tact not to listen in on.

Stateside, you touch down on tiny, infrequently-trafficked airstrip in the Mojave. You rent a car under a fake name and set course for home.

As Ms. Carte drives you through the dusty desert plains toward California, you realize you will soon be crossing the point of no return.

The first step is establishing a base of operations. A place you can work out of, and which Darkbloom won't find. You have just such a place in mind.

In town, you make a stop-over at a local clothing store to buy the proper outfits -- the goal here is to look as blandly official as possible. Ms. Carte purchases a conservative navy-blue pantsuit, and you purchase a black blazer with matching trousers. Carrying clipboards, you look the perfect image of disinterested bureaucrats. It's time to pay Whitney's father a visit.

>>33222510
even going to school

>>33222516
man i hope big boss hangs out with the mujahideen in phantom pain

>>33222547
>Whitney's father

What do we need that fat fuck for?

7/6 time

>>33222572
for hiding.

>>33222547
Aww no more plane fun. I hope that wasn't the only lewd in this interlewd.

>>33222572
Get her custody and scare the shit out of the fucker with random threats about prison and fines and whatnot.

>>33222547
>It's time to pay Whitney's father a visit.
Comes Whitney with us?
LOOK AT ME DADDY
I AM STRONG
I AM POWERFUL
And then throw his shithole of a trailer across the park.

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>>33222547
>It's time to pay Whitney's father a visit.
>Laying low with harem's family members
>Good idea

>>33222572
Fuck him

Anon doesn't want to fuck our dad for some reason so OP just decided to go for the next best thing.

>>33222547
Can we crash a trailer full of flammables into the building? Organize a 99% march outside of it or something, watch the riot.

So I'm replaying Deus Ex: HR, and now David Darkbloom is David Sarif in my mind.

>>33222638
But Sarif was a cool dude

>>33222638
its been been a while, but wasnt sarif a cool guy

>>33222646
I played most of that game expecting Sarif to be the bad guy

>>33222653
sarif was a super cool dude. he was kinda sketchy in the early beginning but he is actually a cool dude

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You rap your knuckles -- once, twice, thrice -- against the door of the trailer Whitney used to call home. No response. You crane your neck and peer again into the gravel driveway -- her father's rusted pickup is there, so he can't be out. You knock again.

Finally you hear the sounds of him stumbling and fumbling inside, empty beer cans and other detritus rustling in his wake. He answers the door, bleary eyed and bed-headed, wearing only a wife beater and boxer shorts.

"Whachu want?" he slurs, scratching his days-old stubble.

"We're from the Department of Fines and Levies," Ms. Carte says, handing him a sheaf of paper with bogus credentials on it. Then she hands him another paper with the words "EVICTION NOTICE" in bright red letters at the head.

"What's this all about?" he asks, suddenly somewhat more sober. "Eviction notice...?"

"You owe a great deal in unpaid taxes," you say. "Our department has sent you several letters to this effect, with no response..." You peer over his shoulder to his dingy dining room table, stacked high with unopened mail.

"As a result," Ms. Carte continues, "we have no choice but to evict you from the premises and seize your property."

"You mean-- you're-- you can't do this!" he booms, gearing up for a fight. "I got rights!"

"Please address any comments and concerns to our home office," you say. "The number is on that paper."

"You'll be happy to hear that this forfeiture clears the debt," Ms. Carte adds, beaming brightly.

"Fuck you!"

"Sir, be civil," Ms. Carte says.

>>33222726
Can't we look something more bulletproof than a trailer?

>>33222726
man, we really are just being blatant dicks now
I love it
lets crash his shit through the DB lobby

>>33222726
So what happens when he calls the number and finds out that it's bogus?

>>33222726
Oh god

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Time to bait the hook. The two of you turn as if to leave. As expected, he follows, waddling after you. "Wait!" he shouts. "You can't just kick a man out--"

You whistle the signal. The two Spances take up position on either side of the mobile home and lift it into the air, placing it on the bed of a trailer parked nearby. They quickly secure the home with straps and chains.

"Thank you for your cooperation," Ms. Carte says, stepping into the rental car. The Spancers get onto the bed of the trailer and Ms. Carte takes off, Whitney's house in tow.

Whitney's father gives feeble chase, yelling and cursing. You watch, standing in what used to be his front yard. When the car easily outpaces him, he returns, huffing and panting, to spew invective at you. You shrug it all off and direct him once more to call the "home office."

You had better be going. You have to meet up with your mother in a few minutes. But as you head down the street, Whitney's father stops you.

"Wait a minute," he says, squinting. He nudges your shoulder, making you face him. "You're Whitney's friend, aincha? Little young to be doing this kind of work. You're like 12 or something, right?"

You shrug.

"You give me my goddamn house back, you little faggot. I swear you'll regret it if you don't."

"Aren't you going to ask where your daughter is?" you say. "She's been gone for a while."

"Do you think that's gonna get under my skin? I don't give a shit about that. She's probably turning tricks in some whorehouse, huh? Always said she'd end up like her slut mother. Ain't no skin off my back. Now gimme my back my house."

You push him to the ground. It doesn't take any force at all. He whines and rubs his tailbone, sitting on the cracked asphalt and staring up at you.

"Goodbye, Mr. Price," you say, and leave it at that.

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>>33222726
...H-he's still Whitney's father, guys...

>>33222775
Did we just make a man homeless?

>>33222775
> I don't give a shit about that. She's probably turning tricks in some whorehouse, huh? Always said she'd end up like her slut mother.
And then all my sympathy for him just, went away

>>33222775
>>33222786
he's trash.

>>33222775
Thanks OP, he's gonna screw us over later now. This is the fucking Deformed Mutant Spear-man Not allowed in muh 300 Army gambit all over again.

>>33222786
>>33222789
He's a faggot.

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>>33222775
>"Do you think that's gonna get under my skin? I don't give a shit about that. She's probably turning tricks in some whorehouse, huh? Always said she'd end up like her slut mother. Ain't no skin off my back. Now gimme my back my house."

I retract my previous statement >>33222786

>>33222775
> I don't give a shit about that. She's probably turning tricks in some whorehouse, huh? Always said she'd end up like her slut mother.
Oh cool, fuck this guy, salt the earth of his lot and wreck his car while we're at it

>>33222786
>>33222789
Blood ain't thicker than water hon.
You find family where you can, and if your father's trash like Whitney's, you best be lookin for a family elsewhere, cause nothing goods gonna come out from that broken home.

>>33222793
We will just bitch about railroad for some time, call OP a faggot and that's it.

When is Stackleford coming back? I knid of miss him.

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>>33222853
>Not Fazil

>>33222860

Fazil's fun quest when?

>>33222860
Fazil is going to be a Darkbloom plant, calling it now

>>33222886

What if Fazil was Darkbloom the entire time??

>>33222886
>>33222860
>>33222880
>assault on DBHQ upper floors
>final room before his office
>Fazil flips down from the ceiling as a cyborg dual wielding scimitars
>Ah Alabaster, did you enjoy your many fucks? well beware, for now you shall feel my fucks in you

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"Shitty," you say. "But liveable. Sort of."

You sit in the living room of Valorian Manor, a motel on the wrong side of the tracks. Literally -- it's on the wrong side of the tracks, as in just downwind from a rail line used to freight toxic chemicals. Their halogen reek suffuses the room even despite the air fresheners you place at strategic intervals.

Stackleford's home is nearby, and you think this unfortunate positioning explains a great deal about him.

The motel offers a daily and a weekly rate, and plenty of roaches. Your unit's carpet is a dull grey color that may have once been blue. Unvacuumable dust and crumbs stick to your feet if you walk barefoot across it, so you and Mom elect to wear socks at all times. The kitchen is the size of a linen closet and the only bedroom is not much larger. Hanging on the wall, a watercolor portrait of a sailboat fails to conceal water damage from the adjoining unit's broken plumbing.

But hey, there's color TV.

"Does it seem believable enough, is the question," you add.

"I think so," Mom says. "Darkbloom has to believe we're destitute. This is pretty destitute, I think."

A bug skitters across the scuffed coffee table.

Destitute is right.

Here's hoping Darkbloom realizes you're in town and approaches you sooner rather than later. Until then, you have to pretend this is normal.

[ ] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.
[ ] Visit with Stackleford.
[ ] Check out the new HQ.
[ ] Bed. It's a school night, after all.
[ ] Custom.

>>33222853

>Stackleford is actually Darkbloom and the one we see is a decoy.

>>33222916
[x] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.

>>33222916

[X] Visit with Stackleford.

Feel this is the most relevant.

>>33222916
>[x] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.

[ ] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.

The D. It cannot be stopped.

>>33222916
>[ x] Check out the new HQ.

>>33222916
[X] Check the new HQ

>>33222916
[X] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.

>>33222916
[x] visit stackleford
i want to see how blatantly miserable he is without the two people that tolerated him

>>33222916
[x] Check out the new HQ.

Maybe the hidden superboss is hidden in the pantry

>>33222916
>[x] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.

And the motel room tries its darndest to interrupt.

>>33222916
[X] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.
[X] Visit with Stackleford.
Because fuck you, I want nice things.

>>33222916

Gonna go with my dick on this one.

Let's visit mom.

>[X] Check out the new HQ.

>>33222916
>[x] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.
>Voting for Kaa-san time while actually visiting my mom
It's a complicated feel

>>33222916
>[ X ] Check out the new HQ
10 post Sevensome FQOP

>>33222916
>[x] Go out with Cerise to replace our animu.
This is TOP PRIORITY. Let's bring Rose along and try to initiate her, too - It's been a while since those two have interacted.

>>33222916
[x]enjoy some quality time with kaa-san.

>>33222860
we definitely need more fazil

>>33222916
>[] Custom
Dress Whitney in something girly and tease Cerise with her tight muscles

>>33222973
Nigga, we can just torrent everything we missed and have it download while we're wreaking havoc on Darkbloom.

>>33222916
>>[x] Check out the new HQ.

>>33222916
Check out the new HQ

>>33222973
>going out for animu
>implying buying
What part of destitute didn't you get?

>>33222993
You can't torrent figmas and dildos, son.

>>33222916
>>33222993
>[x] get Alabaster caught up on Stardust Crusaders

>>33222984
>>33222916

>Dress Whitney in something girly and tease Cerise with her tight muscles
This. Tomboys being made to be girly are the best.

>>33222916
>[x] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.
I'd rather not let DB know about the HQ no matter how slim the chance

>>33222984
As much as I want this. We are alone with ka-sann.

[x] Custom
>Ask Mom about the mallorys and soliloqueys

>>33222916
>[x] Enjoy some quality time with Kaa-san.

>>33223005
3D printer fuck yeah.

>>33223002
Nothing. It's perfectly normal for an otaku to live in refuse.

>>33223005
We need to get a 3d printer.

>>33223019
>>33223022
> printermind
Well then.

Closing, counting.

>>33223019
>>33223022
I support this. A toy for every haremette, custom-tailored to their tastes.

>>33223010
I was thinking more "Cerise, I'm bringing a trap to hentai night" and smuggle the strapon into the room.

She'll see it coming, but she won't care after the porn.

>>33223056
>Not giving people time to vote for customs

>>33223022
>You would download a Nendo

So what are you listening to right now /tag/?

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>>33223056

>>33223084
OP PLS

>>33223079
http://youtu.be/tE11Hc8Bqwo

>>33223084
what does this mean?!

>>33223084
Yes
Good

>>33223079
https://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=lejVOHYKORk

>>33223084
heh
You got a chuckle out of me.

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>>33223084

>>33223079

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

>>33223079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJYW1oN6fw
I don't even how, but this is my regular masturbation music

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>>33223079
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUO_4IOy6Eg

Time for Okaa-san~

>>33223084
God dammit, are we fucking Mom?

>>33223079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQgMntenO8&feature=kp

>>33223079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

>>33223079

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P-c2k-HgRA

>>33223079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgZ0TwTUms

>>33223148
Now it's stuck in my head
I hope you're happy anon

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>>33223079
/mu/'s 8gig archive of all things Death Grips to fill the void they've left me with.

>>33223079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9--b5o8yahM

I hate how YouTube Link Title extension is broken now.

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Mom busies herself at the meager stovetop, stirring a pan of gravy for the one and only main entree she's good at: roast beef. She sways her hips side to side as she works, the tied-off bow of her apron bouncing in tune with her plump bottom. Her diligence manifests on her face in the form of furrowed brows and a bitten tongue.

It's a lovely sight. You can't resist the temptation to sneak up and wrap your arms around her.

"Hey--!! D-don't disturb me while I'm cooking!" she snaps. "Don't you have any tact?"

You kiss her neck.

"I-I go to all this trouble to make a nice dinner, and you want to ruin it with your-- uncouth--"

You bite her earlobe. She draws a sharp breath through her teeth. Her knees go weak, but she catches herself against the counter.

"I have never met a more-- a more ungrateful, rude little--"

You pull her tight against your body, away from the stove. She scrambles to turn the electric burner off so the food doesn't scorch.

"Alabster," she says, peering over her shoulder, "we can't... it's so disgusting here."

"The bathroom is clean," you say.

You lead her by the hand to the white-tiled bathroom. She doesn't resist.

(Please wait warmly.)

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>>33223186
What.

>>33223175
>everything death grips is only 8 gigs

I have a touhou torrent thats like a terabyte

>>33223203
...weird. Let's see.

>>33223207
The [NOUN] Dancehall albums alone must be four gigs or so.

>>33223196
>(Please wait warmly.)
So we meet again.

>>33223186
It was being weird for me for a while until I reinstalled it

>>33223186
>>33223224
A tale of witches when you slut?

>>33223249
Anon, at least let him enjoy Fuck Quest before you pester him for more

>>33223148
this song is so catchy. what are some other good songs by them?

>>33223254
> not harassing your QM 24/7

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>>33223224
4chan Media Player ver. 5.1.0.2 is what I'm probably using. That's what my add-on-manager tells me.

>>33223186
what? I just use 4chan X
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

>>33223186
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9--b5o8yahM
you never seemed the type...

>>33223254
I'm selfish, let me.

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>>33223207
(・｀ω´・)

>>33223316
dude please download foobar. its a much better music player

>>33223289
I-is that so~?

>>33223280
Oh, I still use Mayhem's fork cause in my experience he updates the fastest whenever moot breaks something (which seems to happen every two to eight days these days).

>>33223278
That broke too. Man I'm tired of having to reinstall all extensions all the time.

>>33223249
We'll see, but I'm aiming to have it up and running sooner rather than later, but some cast members and the magic system still need work. /autism

>>33223316
>WMP
Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>>33223331
so does ccd0. I prefer ccd0 because it just has more stuff and easily changable.

are you using oneechan too?
https://github.com/Nebukazar/OneeChan/

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>>33223327
Jokes on you, I have foobar and I love it.
I just don't have MP4 set to fb2k as default.

>>33223357
gimme whatever config files you have to set it up like that please

>>33223260
A.....Anyone?

>>33223357
>artists
>evangelion, durarara!!, cowboy bebop
please dude....

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>>33223364
It's called CaTRoX:
http://extremehunter1972.deviantart.com/art/CaTRoX-1-April-2014-368146015

This was my old set-up, thank go I got this.

>>33223392
thanks!

>>33223388
I refuse to delete any music I download, so I have a lot of fodder.

Also fuck you, Shiro Sagisu is a great composer.

>>33223402
Anything for FQ.

>>33223375
Read the manga, homosexual

>>33223424
no i dont mean delete them i mean fucking fix that. shit.

>>33223431
what manga? I didnt know they even had one.

OP, how tall is Alabaster and Vivian?

>>33223457
alabaster is like 5'5" or 5'6" with vivian being around a foot or two shorter

>>33223457
Just look up the character charts from their shows.

>>33223347
>are you using oneechan too?
Isn't that mainly for when you want to have a mascot?
> just installed it
> turns everything a weird purple
> QR is locked to the far right
> 4chan banner nobody cares about is now constantly visible
I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS FAGGOTR-- I mean, I strongly question these design choices.
> YOU CAN CHANGE T--
Probably. And probably they shouldn't make a feature like QR less pleasant to use by default.
Anyway, let's clear up this extension mess and try with CC.
> whine.hex
>>33223392
That's neat. Foobar's default looks kinda bug me.

>>33223437
Those were the Artist names I gave them when I got them years ago because was a sperg.
Now I'm to lazy to fix those little things.

>>33223471
I don't use the default look for oneechan. I use it because it lets you drastically change the look of it and it's easy to use.

>>33223449
AKB49 - Renai Kishi Jourei. It's actually pretty damn funny. And intense. Downright manly at times. Never thought I'd get into idol culture, but if anything's making me consider it, it's this.

Geez this quest takes a long time

OP is kill

>>33223647
>>33223650
Please
wait
warmly

>>33223647
Wait warmer.

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>>33223650
As will you be...as will you...

>>33223647
>>33223650
Don't rush it. OP has been thinking of new sex scenes constantly for 3-4 months. Give him a break.

O, ye of little FAITH.

>>33223650
All you need iskill

>>33223650
FAITH.

>>33223493
Fair enough. It looks neat on closer inspection.

How DO I make QM move away from the side bar? Spoonfeed me, please.

>>33223686
>has been thinking of new sex scenes constantly for 3-4 months.
WHAT?

This right here, this means nothing

Currently camping and using my phone as a wi-fi hotspot, and my computer only has 30 minutes left on the batter. OP pls hurry.

>>33223735
I mean people suggest stuff all the time and you just need to go onto any porn site and spin the bottle and you can have inspiration.

>>33223650
OP lives. My boner is kill.

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>>33223748
>Currently camping and using my phone as a wi-fi hotspot, and my computer only has 30 minutes left on the batter. OP pls hurry.

> dat dedication

>>33223748
For how long are you camping?
Save your energy, come back in 5 hours.

>>33223770
this

>>33223686
No he hasn't. If he thought that hard about it the Cerise scene would have done something to my pants.

>tfw shower scene continuation never

>>33223748
I suggest that you turn off, and catch later on the archives.
I'm not saying that OP will take too long to post, but...

I want to start watching SAO, but I don't want to miss the post. What do?

>>33223770
I'm going home on tuesday. But i'll be heading into a little fairytail town called Leavenworth tomorrow and I should be able to charge my computer and get wifi.

The only reason i'm fuckquesting is because I am literally the only person tenting in this section of the park.

>>33223803
dont watch SAO, it's shit. done.

>>33223803
Don't watch SAO. It's shit.

>>33223748
Turn them both of and check back in five minutes.
Keep checking with 5 minute intervals until next decision time.
Don't forget to edge all the while.

>>33223811
>>33223812
shitmind

>>33223809
>I am literally the only person tenting in this section of the park.
Keep up the dedication, anon.

>>33223803
Find a better show to watch, because SAO is shit.

I'm dead serious it's a complete clusterfuck of plotholes written by someone who has little to no idea how the systems he discusses would play out for real in favor of some gary stu fantasy.

>>33223803

Place the thread on the one screen, watch SOA on the next

>>33223811
>>33223812
Even the post numbers.

>>33223809
You're in Washington State?

>>33223803
IT'S SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIT

No really, it's shit. First half is tolerable up until it becomes a harem clusterfuck.
Save yourself the time and watch something better.

>>33223847
>>33223809
> anon's fw someone find him coming into town and screams YOUR FAVOURITE FUCK QUEST A SHIIIIIIT into his face

>>33223823
I got 18 minutes of dedication left my friend. And if I die before the post I am rereading my favorite scenes Any and all Whitney and Renee scenes in preparation.

I also refuse to use my phone for 4chan it works terribly on it so don't suggest it.

>>33223847
Yup, Lake Wenatchee state park.

>>33223887
>chrome

>>33223809
>Leavenworth

As in, Bavarian-town-on-Highway-2-near-Stevens-Pass Leavenworth?

>>33223887
Learn to spoiler first and I'll consider it

>>33223878
Save energy, come back in another hour or so.