>>33235193

She’d totally be the type to have some kind of awesome costume. You were thinking about seeing what she was going to be up to tonight, but you figure you’ll see her later, so whatever.

Anyway, school’s already finished with, and you and Rowan hurry home to get ready for the real part of the day, the plan being to gear up, go to Vik’s, and take her car down into the city where you’ll meet up with Baron and some of his friends at the rave.

HP: 26/26
PP: 26/26
Stress: 28/100
Sanity: 94/100
Summons: Imp

You and Ro barge into the house, finding it empty. Which is okay, because you still haven’t yet figured out what to say to Cassandra about the thing. Like, you’ve seen her and talked to her and Isaac and all that, but adoption hasn’t been a topic that’s been broached since that morning a couple days back.

“Tonight’s going to be awesome,” says Rowan, ditching her backpack by the door and sprinting up the stairs.

You grin and follow after, allowing your illusions and pent up demonic features to overtake your ‘normal’ appearance. “Do you even have moves?” you shout after her. “I bet you don’t even have moves.” You pause by your door and stare critically at Rowan.

Rowan turns and glares at you in mock antagonism before entering her room. “Why don’t you just worry about yourself and I’ll just worry about myself?” she asks. Then she breaks down into an entire body-wave of motion and dances backward into her lair.

>>33235204

One thing about doing sparring and martial arts and stuff, is that a lot of it can be kind of reverse engineered into fancy dance maneuvers. So… that should like, make you and Ro the best at dancing ever. You’ll see.

But, dancing aside, you have to worry about your costume right now. While Rowan already has her entire look planned out, being Batgirl, you’re just going as yourself. And while pretty damn scary all by yourself, you want to be damn scary in a way that looks way good, and that requires some thought on your part.

You’ll figure out what you’re wearing later, but right now there’s the question of what to do about all of you. You head into the bathroom and stare at yourself in the mirror. You smile with pointed teeth at yourself and strike a couple poses.

The first problem you notice is that your claws are probably a little too sharp for dancing in close proximity to other people. With some concentration, you manage to kind of lock your claws in transition between their weaponized form and regular hand-form. While your forearms are still black and edgy, you won’t be walking around with razorblades for fingers.

The next thing will require some decisions, namely, your hair. It’s kind of just all over the place right now. You usually don’t do anything with it normally except brush it out in the morning so you don’t have pillow hair, but maybe you could do something kind of really crazy ad fun with it for tonight.

>>33235226

You shuffle around the drawers, looking for anything that might provide a solution. You find several answers, namely Rowan’s hair dye, scissors – geeze, calm down, they’re not going to bite you (+1 Stress: 29/100) – and some hairspray and gel and crap.

What to do? You look again at Ro’s stuff. She’s got a lot of other colors besides blonde. She probably went through a phase. There’s like, some dye of every color of the rainbow in her drawer.

Hair stylization
>Meh, whatever. Skip it.
Color
>Red for fire.
>Silver to make fun of Rowan.
>Purple’s mysterious, right?
>Teal, because teal.
>Nothing’s wrong with it now.
Length
>Cut it short.
>Cut it really short.
>Leave it be.
Style
>Neat and attractive.
>Crazy and wild.
>Suave and slicked back.
>Keep it normal-like.

>Other (?)

>>33235242
>Red for fire.
>Leave it be.
>Crazy and wild.
Fade to red on the tips, or maybe just a few streaks.

>>33235242
>Nothing’s wrong with it now.
>Cut it short.
>Suave and slicked back.

>>33235242
Color:
>Nothing’s wrong with it now.
Length:
>Cut it short.
Style:
>Neat and attractive.

>>33235242
>Not all red, just some red streaks mixed with the natural black.
>Leave it be.
Fuck scissors
>Crazy and wild.

>>33235293
>Red for fire.
>Leave it be.
>Neat and attractive.

>>33235334
Seconding. I think we'd look good in a business suit with this.

>>33235293
>>33235341
I really like these, especially the not-all-red thing. Black hair meshes with the black of everything else better.

Rolled 8

>>33235242
>Red for fire.
>Leave it be.
>Neat and attractive.

>>33235381
>business suit
The fuck? What makes you think we're dressing up in a business suit?

>>33235242
>Nothing’s wrong with it now.
>Leave it be.
>Crazy and wild.
Have the sexhair.
Sexhair is the future.

>>33235242
>Nothing’s wrong with it now.
I'd be cool with doing streaks of red. I'd like purple streaks more, but I don't think it's got a chance..
>Leave it be.
>Crazy and wild.

>>33235386
Second

>>33235417
Because I like the thought of a neat and well styled demon? It was just a thought, really.

>>33235242
>Red for fire.
>Leave it be.
>Neat and attractive. / >Crazy and wild.

>>33235470
We're anything but neat and styled. Our skin is covered in jagged, pointy, irregular black armor. Especially the arms. It would probably destroy a suit.

>>33235485
I meant for Halloween, dude. Not for everyday wear.

So Child of Night is pretty badass.

> Armor: (Pitch black) ~5 (Dark) ~3 (Dim) ~1

5 is a lot of damage reduction. I'm pretty sure that would let us tank bullets effectively.

>>33235528
I'm fully aware you meant for Halloween. We're going to a rave and we're going with all our demon features on display. Dancing for hours + suit + jagged demon skin = suit is kill

Then on top of that, Sierra's whole thing was that she "wanted to go as herself". You really think she'd put on a suit for this?

>>33235583
If she can dull her claws she can probably dull everything else.

As for the second part, I don't know? My comment was more a passing thought, not even an actual suggestion. I'm not sure why you're getting so flustered over it.

>>33235638
There's no such thing as "just a thought" when you post something in a quest. When every post is a vote, thoughts are suggestions. The only difference between posts is whether or not other people agree.

This doesn't really matter, but the only clothes-wrecking parts of Sierra's ensemble are her horns, elbows, and claws. Anyway, writing update.

>>33235705
>every post is a vote
But that's wrong, you retard.

>>33235725
>Ok guys, pick what you want to look like for tonight
>"I think Sierra would look good in a business suit!"
If you don't think that's a suggestion, then I don't know what to say to you.

>>33235583
I was actually expecting that she would wear that dress we bought earlier. I mean its a party right?

>>33235761
If we were voting for what to wear then your post would have merit. As it is, all I see is you overreacting.

You grab Rowan’s crimson dye out of the drawer and set to work getting some of the coloration in there. You’re not going for the red-dome look, but you figure it’ll be neat if you’ve got like, the tips of it red and some highlights. Satisfied that you’ve followed the directions more or less, you vacate the bathroom and head back to your room to go about picking out an outfit. You’ll finish making your hair wild when it dries.

Rummaging through all your crap, you find some of the stuff you’ve been entertaining for the past while in your head. You lay it all out on your bed in a big heap, and start picking through it. There are definitely several possible options for you tonight. Good thing most of this stuff is clean, because you didn’t even think about that until right this second.

Outfit
>Go for the cool. Wear your red jeans and your trademarked black red-winged jacket.
>Go for maximum punkishness. Throw on some tights, a skirt, and a bad-ass tanktop with a skull on it. Skulltop.
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.
>Other (?)

>>33235857
>>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

>>33235857
>Go for maximum punkishness. Throw on some tights, a skirt, and a bad-ass tanktop with a skull on it. Skulltop.

>>33235857
>Other (?)
Belts. Hundreds and hundreds of belts and nothing else.

>>33235883
Perfect

>>33235883
This one

>>33235857
>>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.
DEMON INNA BLACK DRESS

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.
We will be the sexy demon babe

>>33235883
Might have to stop by the thrift shop for that.

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

>>33235883
We don't have the rack to pull that off.

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

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>>33235943
>implying you need a rack for the belt lyfe

>>33235857
>>33235883
Beltpunk go!

>>33235938
>>33235883
COMBINE THESE

WEAR BOTH THE BELTS AND THE DRESS

>>33235857
>Go for maximum punkishness. Throw on some tights, a skirt, and a bad-ass tanktop with a skull on it. Skulltop.
Though the dress is tempting

>>33235857
>Other (?)
Red jeans, skull tanktop... and belts

>>33235857
>>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

>>33235857
>>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

Hey, if ya'all are really into reading about the trials and tribulations of western magic girls, you should check out Skullduggery Pleasant. The fight scenes are intense and the author doesn't sugar coat injuries, the protagonist is ultra violent, female Irish Harry Potter, and the humor literally had me unable to breathe sometimes.

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

Just make sure that it doesn't get in the way of our tail, we can make a small slit in the dress for it to hang out of if needed.

Make sure all of our demonic traits are on, including Corrupted Countenance, so we know everything will look right, and if we choose to put a bit of eyeliner on it works with our eyes being black from Shadow Sight and Countenance.

>>33236253
Uhh... Thanks?

>>33235857
>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.

>>33235242
Too late, but I suggest a ridiculous pompadour.

>>33235857
>>Go for… what the heck’s your dress doing on the pile? Not that it wouldn’t work. Actually, now that you're looking at it, it’d probably might be kind of fun, actually.
Let's dress up a bit.

>>33235982
why

>>33236457
Because Raildex is infested with lolis.

>>33235857
Dress, be sexeh demon.

Somehow the dress Vikrama made you buy has found its way into the pile of your selected clothes. Okay, so like, you had completely different plans, but this is Halloween, so why not look way fancy. Though the dress probably won’t work for a rave, so you improvise a bit. You add some tights for when your moves start getting dangerous, and grab all three of your black belts because elegant isn’t the look you’re going for tonight.

You suit up. Or rather, suit down, because all this stuff’s not so baggy and relaxed as the stuff you normally muck about in. You make some last second modifications to your dress to allow for your tail, and fortunately it turns out pretty much like you hoped it would. And you didn’t even ruin the dress. You think.

>>33236510
>and grab all three of your black belts
Belt lyfe confirmed

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>>33236510

And so you belt your belts about your waist and head back to the bathroom even as you wonder about your accessories. You bought a fancy black suit-jacket along with the dress, and the two kind of go together, but you’d probably look more less professional if you switched that jacket out for your favorite jacket guy thing. Or maybe you should just go jacket-less? It’s not like you’ll need the sun-protection since it’ll be night, and after all the dancing it might be a pain to carry around if you want to take it off. And that’s not even mentioning shoes. Man, you should have planned this out earlier.

Anyway, you proceed to the bathroom and examine your appearance. Man, Vikrama was right. Your death-white complexion really does make black pop. Add to that all the ebony cracks in your skin with the belts about your waist, and the whole look starts to seem very intentional, which you guess is the whole point of all this. And that just leaves finishing touches of like, makeup, before your hair finishes drying and you can make it all windswept and crazy.

Makeup
>No.
>Subtle.
>Dramatic.
Shoes
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
>Boots to increase grunginess factor.
>You really don’t have that many options.
Jacket
>Sleek jacket
>Favorite jacket
>No jacket

>Other (?)

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>>33236537

There's going to be one kid there that looks at our costume and realizes that it's not a costume.

>>33236555
No.

Chuck Taylors!

Sleek Jacket.

>>33236555
>Subtle.
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
>No jacket

>>33236555
Makeup
>No.
Shoes
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
Jacket
>Sleek jacket

>>33235204
>Summons: Imp
I noticed that the character sheet doesn't say the thing about us being able to keep summons in reserve. You might want to add that.

>>33236555
>Dramatic.
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
>No jacket

>>33236555
>Subtle.

>Boots to increase grunginess factor.

>No jacket

>>33236555
Makeup
>Subtle.

Shoes
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing

Jacket
>Sleek jacket

>>33236555
>>Subtle.
>Boots to increase grunginess factor.
>Sleek jacket
Unf.

Makeup
>Subtle
Shoes
>Boots to increase grunginess factor
Jacket
>Sleek jacket
Why do i have this nasty feeling we are going get attacked while we are out at this dance?

>>33236555
>No.
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
>No jacket

>>33236555
>Subtle.
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
>No jacket

>>33236555
Makeup
>>Subtle.
Shoes
>>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
Jacket
>>Sleek jacket

>>33236555
Makeup:
>Subtle.
Shoes:
>Boots to increase grunginess factor.
Jacket:
>No jacket

>>33236675
Either demons or the school sorceror not realizing that we aren't the dbag demons or some other thing.

>>33236555
Makeup
>Subtle.
Shoes
>Black tennis shoes for the dancing.
Jacket
>Sleek jacket

>>33236555
Sleeveless jacket

>>33236555
>Subtle
>Bootz
>No Jacket

>>33236555
>Subtle.
>Boots to increase grunginess factor.
>Sleek jacket

>>33236555
>No.
>Boots to increase grunginess factor.
>No jacket

>>33236555
>Subtle
>Tennis shoes
>Sleek jacket

>>33236555
>Subtle.
>Boots to increase grunginess factor.
>Sleek jacket

>>33236555
>>Subtle
>>Tennis shoes
>>Sleek jacket

Come back, Lawnguid!

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>>33237396
Why is that Lawn so mean

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>>33237444
Hey, it's okay human, I'm just taking a bit to update

>>33237496
More like voting for waifus in avatar quest

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>>33237662

While your cragged skin is going to look the way it looks no matter what, you do a little to make yourself appear somewhat less freaky. You apply some eye liner and eye shadow to make the black lines leading away from your eyes look at least plausibly the result of makeup, and use a little lipstick to make your grayish lips seem not so deathly horrible.

By the time you’re done with that, your hair is dry, so you finish styling it so that it’s all over the place. Like, kind of feathered up instead of just hanging all over the place. The effect is pretty cool looking when you check yourself in the mirror, especially with the red highlights – it’s like the top of your head is a halo of crimson fire or something, which is probably appropriate. You look all windswept and dramatic, but also really badass because of your horns, shark teeth, and black eyes.

Very, very satisfied, you go back to your room and pick out your dress’s accompanying jacket, unable to leave it behind because maybe you look good with it, and also because you’re not so sure you want to be so not-as-clothed as you are usually. Then you grab your pair of Chuck Taylors and tie them all up to finish your whole ensemble.

You’re ready to do stuff, so you head downstairs.

Rowan’s already there, all bat-girled up. She could probably go fight crime and win right now, which isn’t surprising.

>>33237764

She turns at the sound of your approach. “About time,” she says, turning. “I was beginning to worry you died or fell asleep.” Then she gets a look at you and shuts up.

You twiddle your claws before you and your sweetened up appearance. “So?” you ask, hoping you didn’t miss anything important.

Rowan smiles brightly at you. “I thought you said you weren’t going as a sexy demon.”

You put a hand on your hip and look ahead dramatically. “I said I wasn’t going as a slutty demon,” you say, snapping with the claws of your other hand. There’s a loud pop and a shower of sparks from between your fingers. “And the difference is classiness. Hotness just like, you know, happens when I don’t have to pretend to be a fleshbag mortal.” You laugh maniacally. “Fear me!” (-7 Stress: 22/100)

>>33237791

Rowan laughs, obviously not fearing you. Yet. She shakes her head then, and regains composure. “Fine, calm down. But really, I think you’re going to turn a lot of heads so, just keep that in mind. Like, you’re going to be the only one there not pretending so… yeah,” she says. “You can be yourself but don’t like, attract too much attention.”

>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.
>Pfft. I can handle people hitting on me. That’s probably actually like, the preferred outcome.
>Man, just wait till I get moving out there.
>Man, just wait till I drop some acid.
>Whatever, let’s go meet up with Vik.
>Other (?)

>>33237808
>>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

>>33237808
>>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
and
>Man, just wait til i drop some acid
but jokingly

>>33237808
>>Pfft. I can handle people hitting on me. That’s probably actually like, the preferred outcome.
>>Man, just wait till I get moving out there.

>>33237808
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

>>33237791
>There’s a loud pop and a shower of sparks from between your fingers.
That's really fuckin' cool.

>>33237808
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?

>>33237808
>Man, just wait till I drop some acid.

>>33237808
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

>>33237808
>>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

>>33237808
>>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>>Pfft. I can handle people hitting on me. That’s probably actually like, the preferred outcome.

We have a little more experience with this sort of thing, what with being former gangers.

>>33237808
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?

>>33237808
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?

>>33237808
>>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops

>>33237808
>Worried the sexy demon's going to get more love than the comic book character?
But jokingly.

>>33237808
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

>>33237808
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

>>33237808
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?

>>33237808
>>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.
>But don't get in my way, dogooder.

>>33237808
"It'd be more suspicious if I didn't show off some and attract some notice. Any normal person looking as elegant, magnificent, and overall stupendous as I do wouldn't turn down attention.

I'll be fine, this isn't my first rodeo."

>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?

>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.

Just wanted to remind everyone that, after the dog walker incident, Isaac said he might have kicked us out or worse if we hadn't just saved Rowan upon learning of our shadow powers. He's a cool dude, and Cassandra is an awesome lady, but mere weeks ago we got to see exactly how not-important we were to Isaac, at the very least, and how important Rowan was by comparison. They make some great hosts, but I wouldn't want to call Isaac 'dad.'

If people want to pursue the adoption thing anyway, we should, at the very least, talk to Isaac about that, the time he tried to shoot us, and other things that make us wary of seeing him as more than a boss/mentor.

>>33238442
I agree that maybe he hasn't earned the "dad" title yet but Cassandra definatly deserves to be called mom

>>33238442
I agree with all of these things

>>33238442
We have engaged in mortal combat along side of them. I think that will forge family-like ties pretty quickly.

>>33237808
>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.
>Pfft. I can handle people hitting on me. That’s probably actually like, the preferred outcome.

>>33238442
Isaac didn't say 'or worse', and he contemplated kicking us out because we lied. More then that, his words also included that he thought we were family

>I feel like I should be the one warning you about what can happen at crazy raves. Seriously, have you ever even been to something like this before?
>I’ll try not to breathe too much fire or steal more than like, three souls tops.
>Pfft. I can handle people hitting on me. That’s probably actually like, the preferred outcome.

Assuming of coarse that the hitting is not going too be someone trying too hit us with hell fire or something like that

>>33238442
I disagree, I think in context he already liked us but was pissed we withheld about it. I don't think he'd have hurt us

>>33238442
That scene was what sold me on the idea that Sierra could really trust the Hallows.

If they were looking for an excuse to kick us out or kill us they would have done it already.

So did op die?

>>33238881
Perhaps he is reading the lawn a bedtime story.

You snort at Rowan’s warning. “Yeah, okay, I’ll try to limit my fire breathing and keep the number of souls stolen to like, three or four, tops,” you say. Then you turn the whole thing back on her. “Seriously, if there’s one thing I know how to manage, it’s wild parties. If anybody’s going to be warning anybody about drawing attention and whatever, it’s me warning you. Like, have you ever even been someplace like this before? It can get all kinds of crazy. And not all the good kinds of crazy, either,” you say. Although to you, maybe all kinds of crazy are the good kinds. Though you know Rowan wouldn’t agree.

“Well,” says Rowan, “I’ve been to some school dances that got pretty wild.”

You narrow your eyes at her, your expression dubious. “Pfft okay Ms. Sunshine, hows about you just focus on getting down with your bad side – good side – whatever, and I’ll make sure I don’t get arrested or slain by a demon hunter, cause no way I’m laying low like this,” you say, gesturing to all of yourself.
“It’d probably get people asking more questions for somebody that looks as fucking cool as I do to sit on the sidelines when I could be grabbing the spotlight and bashing my face into it, anyway.”

And, while you’re at it, maybe pick some hot guy and make out with him. Though this isn’t something you’d say out loud.

>>33238925

Rowan has no real counter to your argument. “I guess that makes sense,” she says. “And don’t call me Ms. Sunshine again, like, ever again.” She says this with a smile, though, so you’re pretty sure you can just disregard that off hand.

“Sure thing Ms. Sunshine,” you say, grinning evilly.

---

“You two are craze adorbs right now,” Vikrama exclaims, beckoning you and Rowan inside. She’s the image of 50’s American perfection, except, you know, completely black and white and also not a white person? “I’ve just got one or two or three things to finish up and then, at long last, we shall ride into our destined night of destiny,” she says, hurrying back inside.

You’ve never actually been inside Vikrama’s house, so you make sure to appreciate everything as you trail her back to wherever she’s going. First thing is she’s got like, the nicest, most awkward parents ever, who you have to tell you don’t want a glass of water like, five times before they leave you alone. And then she’s got a swarm of kid girl siblings ranging ages twelve to two that fawn over you and Rowan like you’re the greatest thing since the invention of like, the internet or whatever.

There’s all kinds of like, rugs and weird statues and paintings of mythical beings everywhere. You wonder to yourself how many are real. Not like, real in a religious sense, but like, have some physical-world analogue out there that you could feasibly meet if you knew where they lived.

>>33238881
Ye of little faith.

>>33238952

Anyway, Vikrama sits you down in a kind of family room while she gets Ro to help her finish up some stuff with her makeup and outfit and other girl stuff in the next room over that you’re probably not qualified for.

“I love what you did to your hair,” says Rowan. You can see her shadowing Vikrama in the bathroom as she tries to get everything in place. “How’d you get it to stay like that? Your hair’s usually so curly.”

“An entire can of hairspray, my darling Ro,” Vik says. “Okay, hold that pin right there. Sierra, are you well?” She pauses to look back at you, with an over concerned expression.

“Yesss,” you drone, lazing back on the couch. Your head is so far reclined that you’re looking at her upside down. This is the life. Kind of? “Just do your thing so we can do our thing.”

You feel somebody watching you, and you perk up and look at the hall. You see a trio of little faces for a brief moment before they retreat back behind the wall. Kids are silly. You never guessed Vik had so many little sisters. Like, you heard her talking about them before, but you never knew until you saw all of them.

>Hurry it up in there, Lucy! I’m not paying you to preen!
>Vikrama, you’ve got like, too many little sisters. Can I have one?
>Lure the kids over and like, do something fun with them or something.
>>They have dolls, probably. Play Treason with them.
>>Kids like songs, right? Teach them your favorite nursery rhyme.
>Other (?)

>>33238975
>Lure the kids over and like, do something fun with them or something.
>>They have dolls, probably. Play Treason with them.
This is a terrible idea. Lets do it

>>33238975
>Lure the kids over and like, do something fun with them or something.
>>They have dolls, probably. Play Treason with them.

>>33238975
>Vikrama, you’ve got like, too many little sisters. Can I have one?
>>Lure the kids over and like, do something fun with them or something.

>>33238975
>Hurry it up in there, Lucy! I’m not paying you to preen!

>>33238952
>Are you the only one going out tonight? Do your parents take your sisters out trick-or-treating? I want to see adorable costumes, dang it!

>>33238975
>Vikrama, you’ve got like, too many little sisters. Can I have one?

"I swear, I'll take good care of her. I'll feed her, take her on walks, and ruffle her hair, please."

Try to use puppy-dog eyes on Vik, it should be funny given what we look like right now.

>>33239098
Lets go trick or treating with them instead of the rave

>>33238975
>Vikrama, you’ve got like, too many little sisters. Can I have one?
>Lure the kids over and like, do something fun with them or something.

>>33238975
>>Vikrama, you’ve got like, too many little sisters. Can I have one?
>>Lure the kids over and like, do something fun with them or something.
Little kids can be fun to play with.

So do we wait another hour for languid to appease the lawn? I want to do shadow puppets for the kids

>>33239823
He's appeasing the lawn by offering a ritual sacrifice of lesbians.

>>33240017
so that's why the ratio of straight people to lesbians is so far off in this quest. in most stories every other girl we meet would be coming after us at this point

>>33240042
>Implying Sierra doesn't exude an anti-lesbian aura as apart of her demon powers

That's why Beatrice hates us

>>33240068
It all makes sense now. Sierra drives them all away and then languid sacrifices them to appease the lawn. I wonder if that's where moriah went?

>>33240110
>Moriah was sacrificed to the lawn

Pls no

>>33240068
Trixie was terrible, but can a pile of snakes be a lesbian? At most it would be a pile of lesbians. Who are snakes.

>>33240122
A pile of lesbians snakes.

>>33240122
Still makes good lawn mulch

>>33240068
ya'know, i never understood why Beatrice didn't try and recruit us into the Soccer team... or perhaps she doesn't think we're sporty?

>>33240147
she was so convinced that we were the problem is she never considered we might be the answer

>>33240147
Because we don't fit in with her image.

Rowan being gloriously blonde, /fit/ and smart at school fits in. Plus she won them games already.

>>33240177
I wonder if they knew what her real hair color is

>>33240110
He wouldn't do that to Moriah, she loves us.

>>33240217
I hope Moriah isn't in lesbians with us.

You have an epiphany. So many little children, Halloween night. That must mean so many ridiculously adorable little costumes. “Hey girls,” you say in as playful a voice as you can manage. You wait for Vikrama’s sisters to edge into the room before you continue. “You guys going trick or treating tonight?”

“We’re going after Rama goes,” says the biggest girl in a matter of fact tone. She’s probably like, seven years old.

You clap your hands together, biting your lip in excitement. “You want to show me your costumes?” you ask, trying to remain seated. This is like, going to be the best.

The little girls consult amongst themselves, and then disappear for a few minutes. You’re about to start wondering where they went when they come back all dressed up. The littlest one’s Tinkerbell, the next one up is a princess, and the oldest is a ladybug, with a little white flower and hairband antenna and like, little fabric wings. They all rush you and show themselves off while you ooh and ahh.

“Wow, you’re like, all magical,” you say to Tinkerbell. “What’s your name?”

While Tink remains quiet, Ladybug gives you the details. “She’s Vimala,” she says, toeing the ground. “I’m Karishma and her name is Shri,” she says, indicating the princess.

“You guys know who I am?” you ask.

They don’t.

“Well I’m Rama’s friend, Sierra,” you say, smiling at them with pointed teeth. “And you guys are the prettiest faery, ladybug, and princess I’ve ever seen ever.”

>>33240239
it's hard to tell sometimes. Not all lesbians go in screaming launch the u-boats!

>>33240259

“What’re you ‘posed to be?” asks Princess Shri. She seems skeptical of your costume.

“I’m uh. A really cool and scary demon princess,” you explain. Kind of. “But enough about me, you girls have like, Barbie dolls or something?”

“Duh,” Karishma says with attitude.

“I got a Frozen Castle Playset on my birthday,” Shri tells you.

“Go get ‘em,” you say. “I’m going to teach you guys a game.”

Fifteen minutes later, you’re kneeling on the ground with a Princess Celestia action figure in one hand, while Queen Elsa and hot-pants Barbie make their cases before the throne.

“She steals all of my land and doesn’t give me gold!” Karishma yells, dancing Barbie about in mock outrage.

“Nuh uh,” Shri says, affecting a pompous, regal accent of what she probably thinks a duchess is supposed to sound like. “It’s my gold and she just says it’s her gold but it’s actually not.”

“Hmm, very interesting,” you say, adding in a horse’s whinny as the queen hears out both sides of the case. “But I wonder what the royal advisor has to say about all this!” You motion for little Vimala to come over. “We must consult!” You drop your voice to a whisper and lean in close to the little girl, who clutches the ice golem from the movie in one hand. “Who do you think is wrong, Vimala?”

“They’re all yelling,” she says softly. “Mommy says, if you have to yell then you have to be wrong.”

You nod wisely. “Hmm. So, because they’re both so mad, that means they’re both wrong?” you ask.

>>33240285
Vimala thinks about this for a minute. “They’re both wrong,” Vimala agrees.

You trot your unicorn pegasus back over to the court room. “We have arrived at a verdict!” you shout imperiously, shaking the horse in time with your words. “You are both guilty of improper conduct in the royal court and therefore, you are guilty of high treason!” You knock your horse into Karishma’s doll. “Lady Labandale, you are sentenced to fifty years in the sugar mines!” You then trot over and knock your horse into Shri’s figurine. “And you, Duchess, are sentenced to eat seven plates of rainbow firedrops!”

“But you said I was innocent,” says Karishma, frowning. “Why do I have to mine sugar?”

“Because treason!” you shout, shaking your horse. “Treason treason! Guard, take them away to the dungeon!”

Vimala gleefully grabs both figures from her sisters and stuffs them roughly into a plastic toy box, and fixes the lid back into place to symbolize their indefinite imprisonment before their sentences begin.

“Hey!” Shri screams. “Sierra said I’m innocent!”

“Innocent of your supposed crimes but guilty of treason!” you say, animating Princess Celestia as she trots victoriously around the throne room.

“No, you’re doing treason,” says Karishma, beginning to grasp the spirit of the game. She pops open the dungeon bin and pulls out Lady Labandale, and bashes it into the queen. You let her fall, as if she’s been dealt a terrible blow.

>>33240318

Karishma hands Shri’s figure back to her to join the rebellion.

“You’re all traitors to the throne! Off with their heads! Off with their heads!” you say in a shrill tone, even as the little girls wrest the horse from your hands and throw it into the bin. “Uh oh,” you say, once you’ve been deprived of your spokesman. “I guess that makes the royal guard the next in line for the throne.” You transfer the plastic crown atop your head to Vimala’s head. “All hail the new queen! May she reign for one thousand years!”

You cheer, and the girls join you, taken up in the joint victory.

You see a shadow over your shoulder, and turn around.

“What on earth are you doing to my sisters?” asks Vikrama, both her and Rowan standing some space back. They are both bewildered and amused by your antics. Vik looks fully Lucified.

>>33240336

“Vik, you’ve got too many little sisters,” you tell her flatly, turning your attention away from the girls as Vimala begins dishing out the imperial edicts to her royal court. “But you know, I could like, take one off your hands for you if you’d like,” you say, giving her a soulful look. “I mean, I swear, I could, you know, feed her and water her and like, ruffle her hair and even like, walk her around when I take my dog out.”

“I don’t think little sisters are like dogs,” says Rowan, trying to refrain from smiling.

“Mm, Sierra's convincing me,” says Vikrama.

You grin. “Cool – you don’t even have to give me the biggest one, either. The little one would work just as good, you know. Vimala has prudence – a quality so rare in one so young!” You kind of slip back into queen-talk automatically. You can’t remember the last time you played Treason, but it’s been too long. (-12 Stress: 10/100)

Vik mulls it over. “I’ll have to give it some thought,” she says. “I’m not quite sold on the values your playtime might instill in them. Little sisters don’t grow on trees, you know. ”

>They don’t? What do they grow on, then?
>What, you never played Treason before? Talk about a deprived childhood.
>Haven't you ever taken a Civics class? I'm teaching them the principles of good government.
>Yeah, I guess. You ready to go? You can get back to me on my proposal after the party.
>Bid farewell to your traitorous subjects.
>Other (?)

>>33240365
>>What, you never played Treason before? Talk about a deprived childhood.
>>Haven't you ever taken a Civics class? I'm teaching them the principles of good government.

>>Bid farewell to your traitorous subjects.

>>33240365
>Haven't you ever taken a Civics class? I'm teaching them the principles of good government.
>Yeah, I guess. You ready to go? You can get back to me on my proposal after the party.
>Bid farewell to your traitorous subjects.

I'm kind of surprised we haven't gotten any comments on our costume

>>33240365
>What, you never played Treason before? Talk about a deprived childhood.
>Haven't you ever taken a Civics class? I'm teaching them the principles of good government.
>Bid farewell to your traitorous subjects.

>>33240365
>Yeah, I guess. You ready to go? You can get back to me on my proposal after the party.

>>33240365
>What, you never played Treason before? Talk about a deprived childhood.
>Haven't you ever taken a Civics class? I'm teaching them the principles of good government.
>Bid farewell to your traitorous subjects.

>>33240365
"Of course not, they're more like potatoes, you grow them underground or in boxes, and come the harvest you dig them up.

Besides, I'm teaching them good lessons about the instability of governance. You never know when you're going to have to plot a coup, and authority doesn't mean much if you can't back it up or convince enough people to agree with you."

>Bid farewell to your traitorous subjects.

>>33238782
The hollows are defiantly hiding several things form us so I don't really trust them, but I don't expect them to betray us.

>>33240934
Isac might be but i think they all care for us a lot at this point

You scoff at Vikrama’s assumption of your ignorance. “Of course not. They’re like, tubers, you know, like potatoes. You gotta keep them in the dark, or in a box, and then you just wait for harvest season to come back and dig ‘em up.”

“Exactly,” says Vikrama. “They’re very time intensive, and getting new ones isn’t just a walk in the park.”

“Well I’m not ruining your sisters,” you say. “I mean, you’ve never played Treason before? Cause as far as I’m concerned, that’s the only way to play. You get to learn good life lessons about how to be a good dictator and also how to overthrow good dictators. It’s all about charisma.”

“That’s… one way to look at it,” says Rowan.

“I think I read about that somewhere,” Vikrama replies. “So, games aside, I’m ready to go. Are you?”

“Just a second,” you say. You turn to your traitorous subjects and bid them farewell. “Remember, Vimala, you have to balance oppression with reckless governance!” you tell her.

“Okay,” says Vimala.

You then address everyone. “And always ask for extra candy. Seriously, at your age it’ll work.”

“Are you going?” asks Karishma, pausing from her play.

“Well I’m certainly not staying,” you say, getting up. “I’ll see you all later. Have fun tonight.”

“Can I come with you, Rama?” she asks, turning to her older sister.

>>33238782
>>33240934
>>33240967

I get the feeling that they genuinely like us, but at least Isaac has been ordered to or judges that some things need to be kept secret. I mean, he neglected to mention our immortality to us, which is a pretty big deal.

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>>33240993
“Not tonight Kar-kar,” she says. “But Mom and Dad are going to take you out trick or treating! I’m going to be so jealous when you have all that candy.”

Shri puts down her Frozen figure thing. “I’ll save you some pieces,” she says.

“Aw, thanks,” says Vikrama, smiling. She walks by and ruffles her sister’s hair. “See ya!”

Everyone says, goodbye, and you walk out with everybody.

As you’re walking out to the car in the darkness of night, Vikrama pauses to look at you more carefully, more specifically your tail. “Okay, I’ve got to know,” she says, “are you actually going to keep that whole getup on the whole night? Ro’s body suit is one thing, but your teeth inserts and the contacts can’t be comfortable.”

“Uh,” you begin.

“And how exactly do you get the tail to move around like that?” she asks, peering over at your tail as it swishes playfully from side to side. “It almost looks real.”

Rowan looks to you.

>BS a plausible answer. (?)
>Evade explanation.
>Other (?)

>>33238535
This. And don't forget he already agreed to the adoption thing. He wouldn't have agreed if he didn't like us to begin with. We will be using his family name, after all. It's a huge honor.

That said I'm sure he had his doubts, especially since Sierra lost her cool the first mission they were on together when she promised she would try not to.

>>33241015
>Evade explanation.

>BS a plausible answer.
Ah what would work too explane the tail should we say mechanical or something?

>>33241015

"That is because it is real, obviously. This is the only night I'm not wearing a costume" Followed by maniacal laughter.

>>33241015
>BS a plausible answer. (?)
The teeth and contacts are plenty comfortable. The tail has some small motors and batteries in it to make it swish back and forth.

>>33241009
That and everytime we hear them when they don't think we can, seems to indicate secrets.

>>33241072
This is the most fun answer

>>33241015
>>BS a plausible answer. (?)
The tail's got wires inside, and some very clever beltwork to keep it from flopping down.

>>33241015
It's magic I ain't gotta splain shit.

>>33241015
>>Other (?)
>Huh, i didn't know you were a racist.
When she tries to argue back, follow up with
>sounds like something a racist would say.

>>33241072
This, followed by, "No, but seriously, let's get the hell out of here."

>>33241072
this!

>>33241015
>Evade explanation.
Try to get Ro to explain it.

>>33241015
>BS
"It took me months to make this getup! Do you know how hard it is to make a tail that actually follows the tilt of your spine and not get stuck or kinked or anything? I'm not about to spend all that time on a costume and not wear it all night! "

(Have we ever worn heels? Either way,)
"Besides, it's no more uncomfortable than wearing heels, and Chucks are way easier to dance in!"

>>33241072
This is certainly not the smartest option. That being said, I think it fits perfectly what Sierra would do.

>>33241015
>Evade explanation.

Lean in close as if we're about to impart some great secret.

"It's maaaaaaagic.

Seriously though, trade secret."

I didn't sell my soul to get this costume, just to not wear it.

>>33241015
>"That is because it is real, obviously. This is the only night I'm not wearing a costume" Followed by maniacal laughter.

>>33241015
>Evade explanation.
"Trade secret"

>>33241015
>BS a plausible answer. (?)

"i know some people who make the monsters for movies. the tail is on loan, so no touching!"

>>33241421
This.

>>33241421
This is probably one of the better ideas.

>>33241421
This is a good idea.

>>33241269
We bs enough with Vik that this should be fine

>>33241421
I'd say start with some variety of "Its magic" followed by this.

>>33241072
>>33241421
These.

>>33241421
Yeah. Go with that.

“Well, ‘cause it is real,” you say dumbly, brining your tail around your side so you can look more closely at it. “This is the only night of the year I don’t wear my human costume.”

Rowan seems torn between giggling and passing out.

Vik looks critically at you. Then she replies. “So that’s how it’s going to be,” she says suddenly, smiling as she unlocks the car. “Playing coy, you scoundrel-ess you.”

“Seriously though,” you say as you and Ro slip in, “animatronic, expensive, not supposed to have it, so don’t touch it.”

“Same guy who set you up with your stuff?” Vikrama asks Ro as she starts the car.

Rowan shrugs, and makes sure her cape isn’t caught in the door. “Different guy. You wouldn’t know him.”

You interrupt the conversation. “So are we spending the night at your house or are we going out and doing this thing?!” you shout.

“Riders ride!” Vikrama screams, hitting the accelerator.

You all jerk backward as Vik swerves her VW Beetle onto the road.

----

Your party sense is tingling before you’ve even reached the venue. It’s like you can feel the beat from blocks away, which, given the sound system they’ve probably got set up, is not unlikely. “Oh man,” you say, getting hyped. (+5 Stress: 15/100) “Oh man oh man,” you say. You’re going to have to do stuff when you get there.

“Somebody’s getting excited,” sings Vikrama.

“Hell yeah, drive faster!” you reply, making ‘go faster’ motions with your hand.

>>33241963
“Have you been here before?” Rowan asks, looking out around the windows.

“Probably,” you say. “I’ve been everywhere.” But you definitely haven’t been here for the purposes of a costumed rave.

The life of the party intensifies, and you are sure you’re where you’re supposed to be by the time Vikrama drives by the building hosting the thing. You have to circle around a couple times to find a parking spot, but you do, and the three of you trek back to where great things are going to happen. Everyone seems to be dragging their heels, though Vikrama’s the only one wearing anything resembling heels.

You get to the shady convention center type building that’s definitely the kind of place weird raves are supposed to be held. Dozens of people mill about, all pumped full of the energy that’s in the air. There are lots of costumes. There are lots of good costumes. It seems the rave’s strict costume only policy is being taken seriously, because everyone’s put significant time into their looks. There are fantastical beings, gross face masks right out of haunted houses, and slutty demons galore, though you’re definitely the classiest, non-sluttiest among them, and their fake, plastic, and actual bone horns are nothing compared to the real deal.

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>>33241983

Forgot to do the hair part in the little picture.

>>33241983

You laugh to yourself as you and your friends come up to the entrance. Rowan gets out her cell and starts dialing Baron, even as masses of hellish, spooky, and silly party goers file past you and past the admissions bouncer people. It’s cold enough you can see your breath, and the night is suffused with the orange glow of street lamps – all standard pre-rave fare. The beat from inside pulses in the center of your chest, so powerful the bass is. It beckons you to get funky, not stand around waiting to get funky. (+3 Stress: 18/100)

“He’s not picking up,” says Ro, growling at her phone.

Vikrama looks behind you. “Oh my word,” she says in a hushed tone.

“Goodness gracious,” Rowan agrees, staring at the same thing.

Curious, you follow her gaze to what’s behind your back.

“I am not a program,” says Baron, arms high in greeting.

>>33242082

He’s got one of the suits from Tron. And it’s lit up. He is literally glowing with light lines and stuff, and in one of his hands he holds a glowing disk. He reaches behind his back and hooks it into a hook on his back. The black, form-fitting costume is authentic enough that it could pass for something that’s been on the big screen. And it’s glowing. Like, there are glowing lines all over him.

“You’re glowing,” you tell Baron. Really though. He’s fucking glowing all over the place. He’s got Nathan with him, one of his friends and also a guy from your art class, but he’s just dressed like Kirk. He’s not glowing at all.

Baron grins. “And… you’ve got a tail,” he says, noting the spiney thing that’s frozen right by your side. Instinctively, he steps forward and touches it.

It’s not so much that he touched your tail as it is that you weren’t expecting him to touch your tail. While you don’t really like people touching you, you’re not used to touching in general as far as your tail is concerned, so it sets you off more than you expect. (+4 Stress: 22/100)

>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!
>You think your getup’s expensive, you’re paying for this thing if you break it.
>Play it off cool.
>Fish for compliments.
>Give Nate and Baron kudos where kudos are do. They’ve got some sweet costumes.
>Other (?)

>>33242090
>>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!
>>You think your getup’s expensive, you’re paying for this thing if you break it.

>>33242090
>>Play it off cool.

>>33242090
>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!
>You think your getup’s expensive, you’re paying for this thing if you break it.
But seriously. What do you think? (Strike a pose after he let's go)

>>33242090
>You think your getup’s expensive, you’re paying for this thing if you break it.
>Fish for compliments.

>>33242090
>>33242102

>>33242090
>HOLY FUCK I GOT A TAIL WHAT IS THAT THING
>>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!
>Give Nate and Baron kudos where kudos are do. They’ve got some sweet costumes.

>>33242090
>Poke him in the belly with the tail
>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!

>>33242169
best idea yet

>>33242169
this

>>33242169
I like it, but it's risky.

>>33242169
Nope.

>>33242169
Let's jerk him off with the tail while we are at it?

We don't want them to know it is areal tail, do you people even realize that?

>>33242169
This

>>33242169
Poking him is the opposite of smart. Let's not do this.

>>33242144
Seconded

>>33242222
EW gross. we were only going to hold his hand with it...

>>33242169
It's risky, but playful. Going with this

>>33242222
>Let's jerk him off with the tail while we are at it?
Nah, tails are for prostate massage.

>>33242222
>>33242236
Easy enough to play off as having a little controller thing built into our gloves if they get all questiony.

>>33242169
Pointless and stupid.

>>33242169
Fifthing? We did say it was animatronic, I think we can play off poking

This quest jumps at the randumb stupid option every time. Not that I'm complaining. Just don't get all butthurt on me when it fuck us over.

>>33242267
It's drawing attention to things we don't want attention drawn to, for no good reason.

>>33242264
If it's got a razers edge it doesn't belong anywhere near anyone's genitalia.

>>33242293
Because showing up like we did totally didn't do that already.

>>33242293
True, if we do get away with it, Ro will be pissed. We promised her, guys.

>>33242169
this

>>33242169
no, just no.
we just told our friend's not to touch it, why would we then touch baron?

>>33242306
The fact that this was probably a stupid idea in the first place doesn't mean we should be even stupider.

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I swear to god /tg/...

>>33242324
We're poking baron, not having him run his hands along it

>>33242169
Fun option
>>33242102
Safe option

Isn't the tip sharp?

Wouldn't it stab him?

>>33242349
It's more of the "lol so randumb lets tape a fish to our head" option.

>>33242090
>>Play it off cool.
>>Fish for compliments.
>>Give Nate and Baron kudos where kudos are do. They’ve got some sweet costumes.

>>33242348
you know, we haven't checked if the spines on our tail are poisonous yet...

>>33242169
haha, yes

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>>33242363
QM did give us the damage dice for it.

>MFW /tg/ does it anyway.

>>33242288
>>33242375
You people have no idea what 'lolrandumb' is. Is poking him with the tail smart? Hell no. Is it lolrandumb? Also no.

>>33242144
Safe choice please

>>33242388
Dude, we can gently prod him, chill out

>>33242398
That's if you're attacking with the thing, swinging/jabbing it hard. Fists would have damage dice, but we wouldn't roll for damage if we touched someone with a hand.

>>33242090
>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!

>>33242090
>Look with your eyes, not with your hands!
>You think your getup’s expensive, you’re paying for this thing if you break it.

Just wondering how many of votes for this the same person?
>>33242322

>>33242409
"Hey I have an idea, lets poke our civilian friend with our weaponized demonic tail, that we haven't even tested and could very well be toxic."

You are that guy and like those guys you don't know that you are.

>>33242435
Or we can just not. There's no reason to do it and a strong reason not to do it.

>>33242375
Its really not, you people are overreacting

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>>33242169
I happen to have a masters degree in bad ideas, and this is a bad idea.

>>33242456
I'm wondering the same thing for those against it

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>>33242475
LETS DO IT!

THIS COULDN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG!

>>33242169
Please God don't actually do this.

>>33242409
>You people have no idea what 'lolrandumb' is.
That is quite ironic coming from you. This is pretty much by the books example of it.

>>33242293
because other people aren't going to touch the tail? Its going to probably get touched by random people dancing anyway. You people are retarded for choosing this costume

>>33242549
People are never aware when they are being that guy, or they wouldn't be that guy.

>>33242549
>coming from the guy who dosnt get irony

>>33242560
>Hey guys, we already made a bad decision, so lets keep making bad decisions until they spiral out of control.

>Go to costume rave party
>Rockin' my sick Tron costume
>See friends
>Ro is batgirl, as always
>Vik is 1950s Woman
>Sierra seems to be some kind of demon
>Huh, looks like she has an animatronic tail thing
>Touch that thing cause it's cool
>She nudges me in the stomach with it lightly
>"Eyy bub look with ya eyes not with ya hands."
>THE TAIL MUST BE REAL!
Is this how you expect it to go?

>>33242587
No, I expect it to jam through his gut like this is Alien and then poison him too.

>>33242560
>implying I agreed with this idea in the first place

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>>33242587
Thinking more like this.

>>33242584
>hey guys we made a terrible decision at the outset, and people are going to want to touch/mess with the costume

This decision was absolutely awful from the getgo, nothing we do will change that

What's the bet Beatrice is here in submissive bondage gear begging Ro to whip her

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>>33242587
>She nudges me in the stomach with it lightly
we don't have very good control over it anyway, it reacts more to our moods, and right now he touched us, which makes us upset because we don't like being touched due to unresolved issues.

tail or no tail, we don't like touching, why would we go out of our way to get into physical contact?

>>33242639
What the fuck? Do you people think we'd what, shoryuken his gut? Its just playful poking, you guys are the ones being retarded

>>33242695
were usually okay if we do the touching

Can we just get the dam post so people can move on? Please languid.

>>33242699
>Playful poking.
>With a demonic weapon.

all this arguing is because there is a plant working for the Lawn somewhere in this thread...

>>33242721
People keep saying "DEMONIC WEAPON! DEMONIC WEAPON!", but we made the edges dull when we manifested the stuff in the bathroom. We're not going to be taking people's limbs off by accident here

>>33242721
We are a demonic weapon
On that note, did we ever find out if we can control our fang venom? Cause Sierra seems to be into the idea of getting tounge-tied tonight.

>>33242721
Its almost like another limb, we have control of it and its not just a weapon

>>33242746
Yes. We've been over this a thousand times.

Sierra has to consciously choose to make the venom come.

Or I guess fail a freakout check mid-snog.

>>33242741
The point is attracting attention and suspicion, not that it'll hurt him.

>>33242746
Yes, Languid said so

>>33242773
This reply chain right here specified the point as it putting a hole in his gut.

>>33242773
>implying we didn't do that at the start by busting out the thing

>>33242789
Well, I don't agree with the people saying that. The problem I have with it is that it's likely to attract more suspicion, and it gains us nothing.

>>33242806
It's already been said multiple times, but I guess it needs to be said again: One bad decision doesn't mean we have to keep making them and make it even worse.

You deliver a quick punch to Baron’s bicep to force his hand away from your tail. “Look with your eyes, not with your hands,” you berate him, jabbing him (though not too hard) in the stomach with it to punctuate your point.

“That’s sweet,” says Captain Nathan Kirk, rolling up beside Baron. “How are you working that thing?”

“Uh,” you say, “Control’s in the gloves,” you say, wiggling your boney, sharpened fingers at them, and twitching your tail in time. “But you think you’re getups expensive, I swear you’re paying for this thing if your break it.”

“Color me warned,” says Baron, taking a step back.

“But seriously,” you say, cocking your hip and looking bravely toward the horizon, horns and all on display. “How do I look?”

“Badass as hell,” Baron says, laughing. “The details are just so creepy, it’s almost natural. But a good kind of natural creepiness that’s completely you,” he says, catching that what he might have said could be constituted as a backhanded compliment. “But uh… not that you’re creepy, it’s more… you know…” He kind of gets caught up looking at your hair and horns.

“That’s Baron’s way of saying he whole heartedly approves,” Nathan provides, clapping a hand on Baron’s shoulder and saving him from further embarrassing himself.

You grin broadly at the praise, and snicker to yourself at Baron’s discomfort. (-5 Stress: 17/100)

>>33242746
It will voluntarily extrude from our gums. And in any case venom is generally not harmful if ingested. No high impact sexual violence just yet.

The point of not poking him which is a lot more pertinent than "oh it might be too hard" is that people will get a lot more curious about a tail over which we have voluntary control. People can easily rationalize away with "oh it's just animatronics. Time to party." Seeing that we control it inspires further questioning, which we're not into. WE ARE INTO PARTYING.

>>33242820

Rowan steps by you, and flashes you a kind of warning look. Man, whatever. Doing smart stuff isn’t the reason you’re here as yourself tonight. “Okay, this is probably the coolest costume I’ve ever seen,” she says, walking around Baron and inspecting his suit.

“Money and technology combined,” he says satisfactorily, going back to cool like a record player that’s just skipped a beat. “You look like you leapt right out of a comic book, as usual, Ro.”

Rowan adjusts her cape slightly. “It’s more about the attitude you wear it with than what you’re wearing that counts,” she demurs.

“Yeah, what she said,” you say. “You and Nate look great – I guess I’m not sure if that’s attitude or looking like a million bucks or what, but I’m sticking by it.”

“Wow, a compliment coming from Sierra,” says Nathan. “This night’s going to be full of surprises. And I’m already impressed with costume quality this year.” He goes over to Vikrama to have a closer look. “Nice. I thought I was the only one that watches I Love Lucy. Black and white – that’s a clever twist.”

And nobody had their stomach ripped open...

>>33242830

Vikrama puts her hand to the back of her head in a swoon. “Alas, not all can rely solely on money to buy their way into the masquerade.”

“Seriously,” says Nathan. They both have a laugh, supposedly at you, Ro, and Baron.

"Get over yourself," Baron says back at him.

But the music beckons, and you’re just standing around outside when there’s an even inside. (+2 Stress: 19/100)

>Haters gonna hate.
>Watch what you say or I’ll show you the other crap this costume can do.
>Whatever, we’re all beautiful on the inside.
>We standing around or are we going to town? That rhymed, kind of.
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.
>Other (?)
I think I'll go to bed now. Next game tomorrow at 8:00 AM MST.

>>33242848
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

>Haters gonna hate.
>We standing around or are we going to town? That rhymed, kind of.

>>33242848
>>Haters gonna hate.

also inb4 one of our old gang acquaintances tries to sell our pals MDMA

>>33242848
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

>>33242848
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

>>33242848
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

>>33242891
Haha time for drugs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4XanH8TW-Y

>>33242848
>>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

>>33242916
Wouldn't risk it. Even weed could either make us really chill, or could stress the hell out of us to the point of going over.

>>33242891
If one of our gang acquaintances is here, then they're going to freak the fuck out.

They were scared of us after that one berserker freakout and we look way more demony now. They'll probably flip their shit and plow through a bunch of people trying to run away. Worst case, they try to shoot us.

>>33242848
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

I like how we poked Baron with the tail, and the sky didn't fall right on top of us

>>33242999
>we look way more demony now
Yep. When they saw us kill all those crabs, we didn't have the horns, the black eyeballs, our skin was normal skin, our claws were less jagged and were smaller, we had no tail, and the black armor didn't extend beyond our wrists.

>>33243024
I suppose that's if they can recognize us even with all those changes

>>33243034
Face still looks like Sierra, just with some flecks of black armour stuff.

>>33242999
Haha, was thinking that. But I doubt they would shoot us now if they didn't at the funeral. Can't remember if any of them were even left alive after the shoot out although it's possible some got away after we flipped shit.

>>33243042
They'd still probably need to get a real good look to confirm

>>33242916
Maybe if when we're done dancing we get offered something we know to be ok. We still know about everything that's bad for you. Maybe something that will make it more fun while we're out stealing souls?

I'm going to laugh when Wally's already here and stoned out of his mind

We should go ahead and stimulate Nathan's prostate with our tail; Captain Kirk is into some kinky shit

>>33243093
That sounds like a livelier version of the prison tradition of inserting a pipe into a man's anus and then putting barbed wire down that and removing the pipe so that they have barbed wire stuck up their ass.

>>33243054
>>33243034
>>33243024
Okay then, new scenario: some Crab is there selling and he literally shits himself when we walk in.

>>33243551
Think we killed them all too, mate. Even almost did Rowan in.

>>33243551
I don't know how many living Crabs that have seen us in our demonic regalia are left, but I'm pretty sure it isn't all that many. And even if one did survive and happens to be at the rave he'd have to pick us apart from the other demon girls, and recognize us despite the changes in our appearance, basing this off of memories of an extremely chaotic event that they were probably panicking during. I'm not really worried.

And even if one does recognize us I doubt it'll mean much of anything other than them fleeing like a bat with all the legions of hell chasing after it. Them yelling "THAT GIRL IS ACTUALLY A DEMON!" ain't going to convince people, they'll probably just figure he's on piles of drugs.

>>33243663
Christ, i'd love to extort a crab out of their product and spike Beatrice's drink

>>33243663
Not to mention, we killed their leader and most of everyone else. And Crab left trying to sell on any turf in the area must have balls of steel.

What would be more awkward, is one of our own gang members recognizing us and come up for a hand shake all like, "SHIIIIEEEET, BLOOD. I ain't seen't you since da funeral. How you been 'lil homie?" In front of Rowan and all her friends.

>>33243717
I'd kind of love to add another layer of intrigue to the delicious pastry that is Sierra in the eyes of Baron and Vik, even if it is a bad idea to encourage them to pry.

>>33243717
I'm kinda hoping that happens, mainly for the humor value.

I think our best option in that case would be to act as if nothing is odd about this, give him a proper Cobra handshake, and lapse back into street talk while we catch back up. Vik and Baron can watch confused as the whitest white girl they've ever seen starts acting like a gangbanger.

>>33243828
Then when Cobrabro walks off and Baron+Vik look at us incredulously, we just be all "Da fuck y'all punk asses lookin' at?"

>>33243756
>>33243828
Same actually, lel.

After we slip back into nigger mode, we street dance and have a great time without Rowan and co.

Most likely scenario is that one of our old guys trying to sell some to us and our friends without recognizing us. Then Sierra subtly tells him who she is and to fuck away from our little group.
Meanwhile the group is even more curious who the fuck Sierra really is.

>>33243860
Instead of defending her friends, Sierra just goes, "OOOOOOHHHHHH WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?"

Rolled 8

Did Lawnguid get mowed?

>>33244405
Lawn God is eternal

>>33242848
>Let’s shut up and go inside already.

Bump

>>33245718
He's dead Jim.

>>33245718
The thread is in autosage, anon. And even if it wasn't, bumping a quest after the session has ended is rude and generally considered trolling.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you don't know this stuff and aren't just fishing for someone to reply to you.

>>33245740
I completely missed that the session had ended.
Now I feel kinda stupid.