>>33275972
You think over the information and go back to skimming the letter. It asked for the winner of the Adventurer travel competition. He is probably talking about you, but with his Umbra being some kind of super ninjas he might be talking about Lilac, the actual winner.

“You gonna come with me?” You ask.

“That was the plan.” She responds.

You look back to the letter. You will be accompanied by no less than 3 and no more than 5 people. Whoever the real winner is, the other is going so Lilac or you count as 1 accompaniment. Most likely someone from the <49erS> will be there just to keep tabs on things, so that's 2. The leaves 1 to 3 more people. The letter tells you to leave your arms and armor with the guards at the gate, so bringing people to act as body guard probably wouldn't work. Although, if everyone's dead would there even be guards on duty? Maybe you could just force your way in. Although the Umbra could be a problem if they actually exist. The First Man definitely wasn't in the game before, so all bets are off at this point. It's almost like this is a different world Elder Tales was based on, rather than the other way around. If only you could find someone who actually...

“Aideen!” Your shouting shakes loose some bits of dust from the ceiling and the echo travels up the stairway.

“Huh?” Lilac looks at you, puzzled.

“She's a Lander, right? Well that means she was born here. She'd know everything! She'd know if the Umbra are real, she'd know how do deal with the King, she'd know everything!”

Lilac rubs the side of her face in thought. “Yeah. That might actually work!”

>>33275988
The two of you pick up the pace and are soon running up the stairs, reaching the top, and emerging into the cool night air. You both race across the patchwork of asphalt and cobblestone in the direction of the inn. Your footfalls are all that can be heard in the empty streets. When you both finally reach the inn you burst through the door and Lilac follows behind.

“Welcome!” The person behind the desk says, “How can I help you?”

You both ignore him and rush up the stairs to Canis' room.

You kick open the door and shout, “Canis, where's Aideen!” It is then you notice the woman was there, in the room, head to your best friend's crotch. Canis looks in your direction. You feel the sudden need to say something, but all you can com up with is “Uhhh...”

“Oh my.” Lilac comments.

Canis looks down, then back to you. “I found her!”

“Sorry!” You exclaim before grabbing Lilac and sprinting out of the room, slamming the door behind you.

After a couple minutes of awkward silence Lilac says, “They seem to be doing well.”

“Yeah.” You can feel the blood filling your face. You needed something to fill the empty silence, “So, uhhh... how are you doing?”

“Good.” She responds, “Hey, do you think these bodies can get pregnant of impregnate others?”

“I-I have no idea.”

“Maybe we should tell Canis to slow things down till we know.”

“We don't have to worry about that.” You say, “He's not... That interested in that area.”

“Hu- Oh! Ohhh....” Lilac rubs her chin, “Maybe I should buy them some olive oil.”

“Hey, you know what's great? Changing the subject!”

“Okay, well, what do you want to talk about?”

>>33276005
[ ] “What do we know about the Kingdom of Misvert?” Inquire about the current area.
[ ] “So, if the Man in Black is gone... what does that mean?” Inquire about MiB implications.
[ ] “What do you think the king wants with us?” Inquire about possible outcomes.
[ ] “How much trouble do you think killing King Coo-coo will cause?” Inquire about political implications.
[ ] Other.

>>33276029
>[X] “What do you think the king wants with us?” Inquire about possible outcomes.

>[x] “What do we know about the Kingdom of Misvert?” Inquire about the current area.

>>33276005
>He's not... That interested in that area.
I am not sure it is implying what I think it is implying.

>>33276029
>[ ] “What do we know about the Kingdom of Misvert?” Inquire about the current area.

>>33276029
>[ ] “What do we know about the Kingdom of Misvert?” Inquire about the current area.

Info gathering. We got our lore witch back.

>>33276029
>[x] “What do you think the king wants with us?” Inquire about possible outcomes.

>>33276170
Well, I really doubt you'd be needing olive oil for oral.

>>33276038
>>33276146
>>33276176
>>33276192
[+1 Area knowledge]

>>33276005
Damn, Canis

>>33276251
What... does one need Olive Oil for? Is it a natural lubricant for sex in the wrong hole?

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>>33276005

>I found her!

>>33276363
I wonder whether Trove can make lubricants with his subclass so he can help Canis out a little

>>33276395
Piratey alcoholic lubricants?

Even I have not heard of this one.

>>33276363
>>33276251
>>33276170
After beating around the bush a bit, can an anon help this particularly dense one to distinguish whether I should be worried about the lander being a trap since Cannis is into... that?

>>33276395
That reminds me:
http://pastebin.com/kBsmFEVZ

>>33276461

You don't have to be a trap-lover to enjoy anal sex, anon.

>>33276461
He likes fucking girls in the butt.

>>33276461
You've been on 4chan too long.

>>33276470
Thanks, great to have something like this to keep track of levels/classes
Totally forgot Lilac was so many levels below the rest, we should make her grind sometime

>>33276540
How do we take advantage of her Blacksmith class?

>>33276493
>>33276509
>>33276515
Ehhhhmmmmm. Thanks anon.

For the hundredth time, what is aideen's class?

>>33276598
Betrayer

>>33276636
No, that's Judi

>>33276598
The problem with answering this is I'm not 100% sure if every NPC has a class, or just that some of them have classes, or they can choose to take on a class.

if(Landers.alwaysHasClass == true)
{
Aideen.Class = Spoilers;
Aideen.Subclass = Barmaid;
}
else
{
Aideen.Class = null;
Aideen.Subclass = Barmaid;
}

>>33276540
Her blacksmith level is holy fuck high. I knew she was a high level player and Lilac was the mule but sweet Jesus. I'm actually afraid she might have been one of those players with capped gold on her main.

>>33276673
Cannis went after a barmaid?

>>33276680
We had half a speculation thread on that way back too.

>>33276673
Genius?

>>33276772
MIB. Or maybe a fluffy coyote.

>>33276826
Nah. Fluffy coyote got a good end.

Might be Grinning Man

>>33276461
>beating it around the bush
FTFY

>>33276673
Er.... according to Rundelhouse landers' profession is their class. Like, hes an sorcerer, subclass adventurer

Also- fuck yeah log horizon quest. Read all of the old threads last tuesday to catch up, been waiting all week

>>33277174
>subclass adventurer
But his original subclass was Lander

>>33277242
Might have been "noble"

>>33277278
Sure it is not Puppy?

>>33277242
That would have been his race

>>33277278
It's possible, yeah.
The class itself is callled aristocat, but the general point is the same.

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>>33276309
“What do we know about the Kingdom of Misvert?” You ask.

“Well, it shares a boarder with the Mojave Territory and goes as far east as the Frontier. It's as far north as... I want to say Wyoming? Geography isn't my strong suit. And it goes as far south as the server line. It's filled with mountains, has six raids, two of which the king did NOT cause, the other four were from vanilla so they're only level 50. There are a bunch of mountain, forest, and desert goblins around, and they all hate each other.” She begins counting on her hands again, “I... I think that's it?”

“Well, what about the people? Doesn't the place have a history?”

“Well, it's a far flung colony that was separated from the eastern kingdoms after the Frontier Catastrophe.”

“The what?”

“It happened before the game began. Pretty much a forest guardian awoke after a thousand years of sleep, saw the colonists cutting down all the trees, and said 'No~!' That's why it has no roads or anything. There are some NPCs that live there as frontiersmen, but they mostly just give you quests to prove your hunting skills or make you commune with nature, or whatever.”

“Okay. So the people?”

“The people are mostly made up of the descendants of the colonists from Europe, but, after the catastrophe they could no longer receive anything from their respective over-seas kingdoms, so they founded the Kingdom of Misvert whose royal family was supposedly chosen by the Fae, but there are no Fae in the region, so it was most likely a lie.”

>>33277487
“I see.”

“Other than that, they were pretty much your standard 'Adventurer! You must deliver this book to the library for me! It is already late and I have more important things to do like stand around doing nothing!' NPCs.”

“Is that all?”

“Well, every so often they'd mention something about the Umbra which was the only clue to their possible existence.”

You think over the information some more. Not-quite-silence creeps back into the scene.

“So...” Lilac asks, “Who do you think we should take with us?”

“Ummm...” You respond, “With me, you, and someone from the <49erS> that leaves 1 to 3 people, so...”

[ ] Take only 1 other person.
[ ] Take 2 people.
[ ] Take 3 people.
----
[ ] Trove
[ ] Takeshi
[ ] Canis
[ ] Aideen
[ ] Judicature
[ ] Other

>>33276540
If the game is anything like aa2, she'll be grinding soon enough.
I've been trapped playing for 4 days non-stop. Please send help

>>33276598
Head-mistress

>>33277508
>[ ] Take 3 people.
>[ ] Trove
>[ ] Canis
>[ ] Judicature

>>33277508
[X] Take 3 people.

[X] Judicature
[X] Canis
[X] Trove

>>33277508
>[ ] Take only 1 other person.
>[ ] Judicature

The others know how to drive the Big Red One, right?

>>33277508
We should take Takeshi, I'm sure he'll get along great with the Umbra.

>>33277508
>[x] Take 3 people.
>[x] Judi
>[x] Trove
>[x] Canis
I can't see this ending well so i'd rather keep Canis' Waifu out of this.
Also
>Bringing Takeshi to a political event

>>33277508
2 people

Judi
Trove

>>33277508
[x] 3

>[X] Trove
>[ ] Takeshi
>[X] Canis
>[ ] Aideen
>[X] Judicature
>[ ] Other

Having a lander infront of her King could be a conflict of interest in the brewing.

>>33277508
>[x] Take 3 people.

>[x] Takeshi
>[x] Aideen
>[x] Judicature

>>33277519
AA2?

Artificial Academy?

>>33277575
Reasons for this
>BEST QUEST, MAN. BEST QUEST
she likes weird quests
>fucking a lander
Mad king probably gives him mad props.
>Trove
Arrr I be roleplaying pirate in the middle of america, in the middle of a desert, whilst trapped in another world. I'm kind of weird. One might even call me insane

>>33277508
>[X] Take 2 people.

>[X] Trove
>[X] Takeshi
I want to make sure to leave Canis and/or Judi behind to do something if lol a trap.

>>33277608
Takeshi can be thrown to the sharks.

So benefit of taking 2: More people to rescue us. However, if we take a 49ers, a whole guild will be available to rescue him, so this is not a worry.

>>33277508
>2
Judicature
Canis

The lander might have some sort of mind warp thing going on to obey the crazy not-lich king, Trove is a pirate and the king would probably throw a butch fit, Takeshi would try and start fights with ninjas or inadvertently join the king, and taking any less invites trouble, as does taking more.

>>33277508
Can we also ask to get Tabula from the 49erS to come with us? Would be nice to have a bro with us

Question for people who want to take 3 people.

If shit goes down, and we have to escape. Don't we want the BRO as our evacuation vehicle?

If we take 3, that only leaves 2 people to pilot/power the landship.

>>33277672
A bro and all of his summons, which is worth more than a team.

>>33277645
Yes
i spent all of today romancing a high virtue girl! then she finally came onto me and dragged me to a safe zone... Then the game crashed and corrupted the save. My soul hurts.

>>33277701
Just play AA1. All the fun without that much work.

>>33277701
I feel for you brother. But it is more fun in the chase than the product of it.

>>33277683
This seems like a good point. Also it would seem like the two people left would be Aideen and Takeshi. Aideen probably doesn't know how to use the BRO yet and I'm kinda scared Takeshi will just drive the BRO into the kings castle if something happens

>>33277729
If I wanted things to be easy I'd just fill the class with sluts like usual... This time I felt something and that scares the hell out of me.

NOW BACK TO LHQ

>>33277643
>>33277623
>>33277611
>>33277608
>>33277586
>>33277582
>>33277575
>>33277563

Final votes:
[2] Take only 1 other person.
[3] Take 2 people.
[5] Take 3 people.
----
[6] Trove
[3] Takeshi
[4] Canis
[1] Aideen
[7] Judicature
[ ] Other

[Taking 3 people]
[Trove, Canis, Judi]

>>33277765
Does that not have more impact on a MAD king?

>>33277508
I don't want to take Aideen because she might die and Canis now comes with Aideen baggage so those two are out.

The best team would be Trove and Judi, maybe Takeshi if he learns to behave.

>>33277809

Judi's the only one who has the know-how to drive the BRO though.

I would just taken Trove, but no use crying about spilled milk

>>33277793
>Mad King completly in love with our crew because everyone exept Canis, Aideen and Lilac are either autistic or completly insane as well

>>33277837
Uh... we know how to drive the bro. We've done it before.
Hell, Takeshi can drive it, but he's never allowed to again because he tried to meditate whilst driving.

>>33277866
Remember our plan to recruit the king to our party?

>>33277875

I assumed that we would be leaving the BRO with our other party members so we can call in for a rescue.

I'm surprised more people didn't go for Takeshi. I figured his insanity would endear him to the mad king.

>>33277922
>>33277875
We just take a 49er.

If anything happens, the entire guild will be there to rescue him.

>>33277972
>anyone
>liking takeshi
no

>>33277922
Oh. Yeah, most of the people can drive it. Hell, I wouldn't doubt if lilac or aideen could drive it. It's not absurdly complicated, just requires you to focus.
Just tell Takeshi that ancient samurai code dictates absolute care and focus on your mount, and that also applies to BRO.
>>33277999
We already are. It's why we can only take 3.

>>33277972
I'm more worried about him trying to "cleanse" the madness with his sword, or trying to fight the umbra.

>>33278028
>implying the madness singularity will not be glorious.

>>33278028
I find him quite endearing actually
You really need a guy like him in every group

>>33278084
>>33278073
>>33278028
>>33277972

...Hm... dang. I just realized. I'll double check, but did we ever sit down with everyone and just talk about being trapped here?
Takeshi acting like he is might be a coping method. Real world Takeshi isn't strong enough to handle real Elder Tale, but SAMURAI CODE Takeshi is.

>>33278140
Thats why we turned into a megaautist engie, why trove is always and why everyone is fucked in the head

>>33278188
But we haven't been lever based OCD in a while. I kind of miss that character trait.

>>33278257
So do I, I miss symbology

>>33278282
As a QM you don't take the time to give a character a name and an extended interaction, hen let it just fizzle.
She'll be back.

>>33278282
When will she be the final boss?

>>33278257
This whole steam tank business is based on megaautism.

>>33278310
>she doesn't recognize us
>autism ranting intensifies

>>33278340
>tfw we will never go back to the beginning of the quest and choose the follow her

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>>33277782
“Well, we gotta take Judi.” You say.

“I agree.” Lilac responds, “It's only logical you do.”

“We should probably take Trove as well in case we need someone to tank us out of there. Also, Canis.”

The door opens. “Someone mention me?” You look to see Canis standing there in the doorway, pants on this time.

“We're going to talk to a king,” You say, “He's crazy and gets high and hangs out with dead people.”

“Cool. What'd you need Aideen for?”

“We're trying to figure out if she knows anything about the king before we go over there.”

“Ah.” He looks back into the room, “Babe, you know anything about a crazy druggie king?”

You hear her voice from within the room. “Can't you wait for me to put clothes on before asking me questions?”

“She's still putting her pants on.” Canis says, “Let's go to the bar. Crazy king conversations sound like thirsty work.” He turns back towards the inside of the room, “We'll be down stairs when you're ready, babe.”

He takes a step through the door and quietly shuts the door behind him. He motions you to follow him and the three of you walk down stairs to the tavern's bar. Upon ordering four boozestrocities you all sit down at a table. Canis hands out the horrid concoction to you, Lilac, and an empty chair. You and Canis both drink deeply, but Lilac just stares at the drink.

>>33278787
>this relationship
God damn Canis is the man

>>33278787
“Drink!” Canis commands, “It's good for you.”

“I don't me when I'm drunk.” Lilac admits.

“Then don't get drunk.” Cannis responds, “Just get a little tipsy. Just sip it.”

“I just-”

“Look, we're friends and friends drink together. That's the law of friendship.” He begins to point between you and himself, “I mean, look at me and Ambrosis! We've been friends for so long we could be legal experts on friendship. We've got more than 21 years of experience in friendship! Our friendship could drink, and if we could finally figure out when we first became friends, we'd drink on its birthday!”

You cut in, “We tried to one year. We couldn't figure out what day it was in the month, but it had to be August-”

“Or September.” Canis adds.

“Or September.” You repeat, “So we drink every day of that month.”

“That was one hell of a beginning to fall semester.”

“Didn't you almost vomit on your professor?”

“Almost is the key word.”

You hear the footsteps of someone coming down the stairs and look up to see Aideen. She travels across the floor to the table.

Canis holds up one of the boozestrocities. “Here, babe, drink this.” He says.

Without even bothering to ask what it was, Aideen takes the cup and drinks until the entire thing is empty. She lets out a satisfied sigh.

“Uhhhh...” Canis is quite shocked by this.

“What?” Aideen responds.

“You're going to need some water and bread before you pass out.”

“W-... What did I just drink?”

You cut in, “A stein full of mixed hard liquors, so... ten or so shots?”

Lilac does not look very amused. “We should probably ask her what we can before she passes out.”

[ ] Custom Questions.

>>33278830
>Do you have a dick?

>>33278830
We're asking Aideen, right?
"What do you think of Adventurers?"

>>33278824
Canis is a bard, what did you expect. Also remember that as time passes, the players become more and more like their characters. So Canis is going to go full bard on day.

>>33278830
What can you tell us about the "mad king?"

>>33278874
>We're asking Aideen, right?
Yes.

>>33278830
Alright she is blood bound to this guy or some shit, no one just drinks everything somebody gives them in one go

>>33278830
>What can you tell us about the Umbra?

>>33278882
Seconding this

>>33278830
Salty, spicy, or sweet

>>33278853
>>33278874
>>33278882
>>33278900
>>33278942
>>33278992
[+1 Kingly Knowledge]
[+1 Aideen Knowledge]

>>33278992
>like salty milk... Lewd
>... ... ...I was talking about the drink. I have no idea if you guys have a sense of taste...
[awkward silence intensifies]

>>33279220
Yeah, do landers have a sense of taste?

so, wouldn't fucking a lander be pretty much like beastiality? Since adventurers are so far and above them?

>>33279651
>my name is Anon
>I have no idea what's going on in this quest or in the setting
Seriously? What in the quest is making you think the landers are of below human intelligence? I think the landers have actually been behaving more humanly the MC.

>>33279651
Depends on whether you consider fucking elves beastiality.

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>>33279148
You start to panic a little trying to think of what to ask so suddenly. “Okay, uhh... What do you know about the mad king?”

“Who?” She responds.

Canis puts down another stein in front of Aideen. “Okay. Drink this.”

“Okay, what's in this one.” She responds to Canis.

“Water.” Canis replies. “Also, eat this bread.” He hands her a loaf of bread, which she begins to chew on and wash down with the water.

“King Aubron.” Lilac says, “What do you know about King Aubron?”

“He's our just and rightful king who descends from Lord Sol, chosen of the Sun and Sky Fae.”

Lilac whispers to you, “There's no such thing as Sun Fae or Sky Fae.”

“Okay,” You says, “What do you know about the Umbra?”

“The who?” Aideen asks, “I've never heard of them.”

You let out a sigh. It was understandable. If you have a legion of secret ninjas chances are no one's going to know who they are because they're ninjas.

“Wait.” Lilac responds, “If you don't know about them how do you know they are a THEM and not an IT?”

Aideen begins to shove bread into her mouth and drink from her cup quite heavily. She looks around the tavern nervously.

[ ] Push the question.
[ ] Let her keep her silence.
[ ] Other.

>>33279753
>[X] Push the question.
"Look, we've been summoned to go meet this King. We need to know all we possibly can."

>>33279753
>Let her keep her silence.

I get the picture. They exist and everyone is afraid of them.

Change the subject to us wacky adventurers. What can she say about the Databasing?

>>33279753
let her keep her silence.

she's told us plenty.
first of all that she believes they exist, that there are multiple if there are, and that the king has ears and eyes everywhere hince her nervousness.

>>33279753
>[ ] Let her keep her silence.

The silence is enough information.

>[x] Let her keep her silence.
I think her reaction told us enough

>>33279459
They should like in the novels but they also dont notice that food with no taste sucks until proper cooking is discovered by adventurers.
I'm personally at least a little sure that she's going to be confused by the question.

>>33279753
[X] Push the question.
I'm sure we can find a use for a corpse.

>>33279946
Never deprive a man of his waifu, Anon.

>>33279982
Spies deserve to die.

>>33279753
>[x] Let her keep her silence.

We can ask her later in a non-public area. Like out in the wastes when we are riding our tank to where-ever.

>>33280011
go back to bed snuiper

>>33279813
>>33279826
>>33279838
>>33279859
>>33280062
[Silence speaks volumes]
[+1 Aideen Personal Knowledge]

>>33279753
Sounds like KGB secret police which is just plain unamerican. This doesn't bode well for the king unless he has some serious tricks up his sleeves.

>>33280148
What if the King is fantasy Putin?

>>33280176
MIB got our GM?

>>33280176
I thought that Putin was Fantasy Putin, what with the wrestling bears and all.

>>33280176
More like some sort of communist Rasputin.

>>33280912
With real clerical powers?

Can we get into a cleric fight with him? Please?

Is tinyshepard gone?

>>33280997
Sometimes it just takes him a while to write. Give it a bit.

>>33280997
The secret police obviously got to him.
He'll be back once he's been through "reeducation."

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>>33280997
He died in a riot in Valenzuela. Shot by a stray beanbag.

>>33280997
Sorry. The scene was taking longer to write than I thought it was.

>>33281053
Insert witty comment that I do not have the time to think up.

>>33281137
Don't worry MinisculeMagistrateofFaith, that's what the reeducation is for.

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>>33280086
The group stares at Aideen drinking her water and eating her bread till she is done with both. Then Aideen finally answers with a nervous, “L-l-l-l-lucky guess?”

“Makes sense to me!” You announce, “Whelp, I guess that concludes it, the Umbra aren't real!” You dust your hands, pretending to have a job well done, “Looks like it's case closed!” You then put on a serious face and point to the Lander, “On a more important note, what do you think of Adventurers like us? I mean, until about a month ago you all just stood around doing nothing and telling us to do things.”

“Uhh....” Aideen bites her lip, “Actually what's what you guys were like until the … databasing you call it? You all just walked around with blank expressions killing monsters and making items.”

“Fascinating.” Lilac responds, “So to us you were robots, and to you, we were robots.”

“What's a robot?” Aideen asks.

You wave a hand to dismiss the thought. “Don't worry abou-”

Aideen's head suddenly crashes into the table.

Canis scoops up her head and delicately leans her back, cradling her. “Babe! Babe speak to me.”

He begins to slap her head back and forth till she lets out a gurgled, “Ghghuwha?”

“Wow. That hit her all at once.” Lilac comments.

“Babe!” Canis shouts, trying to smile and look calm, “Babe you need to stay awake and drink some water.”

“Ggggngnnnoooo!” Is Aideen's response.

“Yes, babe. Yes you do.” He motions for you to go get some more water, which you comply with.

You leap over chairs and tables, slamming into the bar as you didn't slow down enough. “WATER!” You shout, “NOW!”

The bartender looks around the bar before he grabs a clean stein and fills it up with well water in front of you. You snatch the stein and sprint back over to the group, placing the cup on the table.

>>33281569
“Alright, babe.” Canis says, “I need you to drink all this water for me, do you think you can do that for me?”

“Gnnnmmmuh?”

“That's not a yes or a no, babe.”

“Mmmmmmyes.”

“Okay, babe, I'm gonna hand you the cup. Do you think you can hold the cup?”

“Nmmmnngngngnnoooo.”

“Okay, babe. I'm going to hold it for you, but you need to drink from it.” He lifts the cup up to her lips and she begins to drink from it and Canis holds it there until all the water is gone. “Alright, how are you doing, babe?”

“Ghghhhghhgooood.”

“Do you know where you are?”

“Thhhhhuhhh Iiiiiiinn.”

You know this is a serious situation, but the strangest urge creeps into your mind. “Do you...” You begin to ask, “Have a dick?”

“Mmmmmmyes.” She says, lifting a hand into the air, and then having it flop onto Canis' lap. “Iiit's righ here, an' it's all mine.” She then vomits all over said lap.

Canis begins to rub her back. “Feeling better, babe?”

She gives him a nod.

You can't stop yourself. You know this probably isn't as funny as you think it is, but you need to do it. “Is it salty, sweet, or spicy?”

“Ggwha?”

“I was actually thinking about that.” Lilac interjects, “Cactus fruit has taste, so would something produced by a plant or animal have a taste?”

You look over to Lilac, “What?”

“Purely for scientific reasons, of course.”

>>33281599
“I...” Aideen responds, “I don't know what that is.”

“Taste?” You try to explain, “Flavor? What happens when you stick things in your mouth?”

“H....hot.” Aideen says.

Canis cracks up. Aideen looks up to him. Canis cranes his head down for a kiss, but Aideen responds by facing away and vomiting once again. Canis sighs. He looks over to you two and says “You two can probably go to bed, I'm just gonna watch over her for a while.”

“Okay.” You respond with a nod.

Lilac nods as well.

The two of you walk away from the scene.

“Alcohol poisoning is a thing, apparently.” Lilac states.

“Yeah.” You say, “Now I really regret not taking Cure by now.”

“Would that work?”

“It works on everything, supposedly.”

“Well, we leveled up recently, why don't you just get it?”

[ ] Spend skill point on Cure.
[ ] Keep skill points for other abilities.
[ ] Other.

>>33281627
>[ ] Spend skill point on Cure.

>>33281627
>[ ] Spend skill point on Cure.
Dude, if alcohol poisoning is a thing, we gotta get this.
Drinking alone isn't much fun.

>>33281627
>[x] Spend skill point on Cure.

Way too useful not to have.

>>33281627
>[x] Other

Lament the loss of the premiere Log Horizon character planning site and encyclopedic database of all quests/NPCs/monsters/recipes/easter eggs.

>>33281627
>[ ] Spend skill point on Cure.

>>33281627
What other skills are currently available or will become available before we get more skill points?

>>33281627
What are the other abilities we could unlock atm in the first place. Going with cure but I just want to know since Lilac probably knows how to minmax us .

>>33281764
>>33281762
http://lh.oksub.me/wiki/Cleric

Plus any I pull out of my ass, like "Flames of Revenge" which I forgot to add to the list of known skills.

>>33281627
store skill point

I'm a hoarder

I did the same thing with my Affli-Lock in Wow.
Just saved up all my points because I was indecisive.

I wonder what Aideen's reaction will be when she finds out we're all from another world where AMERICA and FREEDOM exist.

>>33281627
>[X] Spend skill point on Cure.
It seems like a good skill to have.

Have you worked out a skill system yet? The wiki page implies that there are multiple grades to skills, instead of just a binary thing.

Do we have other points to spend? Are there level requirements for skills?

>>33281627
Now that I see >>33281791

What skills do we have access to? That "Symbol of Sacrament" looks dope.

>>33281876
I was hoping to make a system by next thread because I didn't think anything would require you to spend any points.

I'm very bad at planning.

>>33281668
>>33281683
>>33281685
>>33281758
>>33281876
[Skill Rank: Cure(1)]
[Skill Points Remaining: 8]

>>33281946
If we have 8 points I suggest we go for it, maybe even sink 2 into it.

>>33281946
Uh, okay.

Let's just keep Cure for now, and not spend more points until we know how your system works.

>>33281946
Let's go try it on Aideen.

We should only refer to Canis as "Aideen's Dick" for a bit.

>>33281946
8 points remaining? what the shit?
I'm guessing this is something like dragons nest where the skills get slowly better with skill points, but the requirements get higher?

If so, lets not be a jack of all trades, master of none.

>>33281946
Actually, you guys didn't spend the point from the level MiB got you, so you actually have 9 points remaining.

>>33282058
I vote for the Heaven's Law skill point path:

>Heaven's Law
>[Defensive Magic - Special] Summons a rain of bright energy from the heavens that counterbalances an enemy's might, weakening its offensive capabilities. Also works on boss monsters. Its drawbacks include a long cooldown time, and the short duration of this skill's effect. When using this skill, pillars of light descend from the heavens, pinning down the enemy while chains of red light entwine around the target.

>>33281946
How fast does the ability we spend points on start working. Aka would be be able to save one or two specifically incase we absolutely need a spell on the list that we didnt get before?

>>33282018
We got a bunch of levels in one shot recently so we have a surplus. We really should get some advice from lilac or any local high level clerics known for being competent. dont wanna get advice from a server retard by accident after all.

>>33281791
Ethereal Chant
(Angel's Whisper)

Heavy hit, heavy heal, only down side is that you needs to be up close and personal (we would be anyways) and long cool down, perfect for bosses.

>>33282099
I prefer Parabellum.
>Parabellum
>[Miscellaneous Magic - Support Magic - Special] Restores a target's mind and body to its optimum. The target's cooldowns would be accelerated by 20%-100%. Although a powerful skill, it can only be used once a day (cooldown lasts for 24 hours). When cast, it has the appearance of an orange light emanating from the user.

>>33282200
Yeah, I also read that, but that 24 hour cooldown is pretty bad, depending on how long it lasts of course.

>>33282200
shit, I meant to add that the flavor text could cause interesting interactions with thinking up ideas for engineering.

>>33282099
It is like you guys don't like resurrection. We are the only one who can use it.

Soul Revive

>>33282269
>>33282200
Fuck engineering, is the "restoration" aspect permanent? We might be able to cure Lilac right here and now.

>>33282262
You rarely run into a situation where you have to use it twice and the whole mind and body to it's optimum portion is ripe for abuse. have no hope to survive? MAKE the person you target figure something out.

>>33281946
Get dat revive

>>33282274
This. With our mishmash of lunatics, angry people, and the absurdly scary enemies, it's amazing we already haven't gotten TPKed.

I'm hoping could restore broken machines (levers) eventually

>>33282274
But that's so boring. I'd rather have chains or steroids.

>>33282337
I thought that was just flavor text, not the actual ability, because that would be OP as fuck.

>>33282337
>>33282315
I am completely Ok with that. Flavour texts are all real now too.

>>33282386
Now all we need is for Lilac to tell us in-character.

>>33282337
Mind too.

Mind is what scatters when you die. Mind is what changes when the world changes you to conform to your role.

We have the antidote to that. We can even fix the MAD king. Psychiatric illnesses are a thing of the past now.

>>33282500
holy fuck, I was the guy who suggested it, and I didn't even think of that.

>>33282521
It doesn't sound like it would work forever though.

>>33282548
Only one way to find out.
>>33281946
Quick, ask Lilac if there's any chance she knows someone with a mentally compromising disease with symptoms presenting in-game that we could test a spell on.

>>33282500
I'm pretty sure there's a good chance that will backfire.
I personally think the King just acts mad as opposed to being mad so now we have a psychotic acting dictator with supreme intelligence. Better to leave him the way he is.

>>33282500
I wonder if our spells will work better if we have a stronger connection to our deity.

Who is our deity? FREEDOM?

>>33282601
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_%28name%29

>>33282589
On another note - bringing a cleric into a room full of undeads?

May not be the best of idea. Remember to turn our turn undead off.

>>33282601
Yawgmoth

>>33282584
I bet you read those spoilers too, didn't you.

Anyways, I think that skill only lasts to the end of whatever is currently on cooldown.

>>33282692
But imagine the applications of that!

Whole head radiation is limited by side effects? No problem. We can cast this spell throughout the Radiotherapy fractions. And at the end of it, the cancer died and you didn't lose a single memory.

>>33282737
I think your dreaming a bit too much. That's a horribly game breaking power.

>>33282737
Could we just use Cure? Is "fucking crazy" a status effect? Is Cancer?

>>33282601
Our deity is Coyote

>>33282777
>>33282774

This demands experimentation.

>>33282777
I don't think you can get cancer in the game, lucky fellow.

>>33282819
Or else immortal figures in the storyline would have died of prostate cancer already.

>>33282819
But lilac has cancer irl, brain cancer
its why shes so retarded

>>33282692
I'm personally wondering what the hell adding extra points does for that one.
We also probably also need to specialize in something since you need to cap a skill(and be able to do the ability manually instead of via menu) for some of the more OP overskills and get dungeon drops which really goes back to asking Lilac for cleric build advice.

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>>33282798
Just like when we had levers. Let's Cure everything!

Let the great cleansing begin!

>>33282692
>implying anyone didn't read them
>implying those spoilers had anything to do with the situation

>>33282857
R-rude!

>>33282865
>start up "fixing" business
>we just stick levers to people and flip them until they feel better
>we charge so much fucking money for this

>>33282865
The war against cancer that we never won in real life. We will win this war!

And then we will proclaim our deity and convert by miracles of cures.

>>33282819
It's not a game anymore, remember.
They might be living in the database, but the database is real for them.
You can actually starve to death, for example. that's why crescent moon burgers were such a big deal.

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>>33282865
I have a dream.

>>33282971
>>33282962
>>33282900
>>33282865
>>33282902
It is hard being TinySheperd. You want a race to build Lilac's character. Nope, /tg/ wants steamtanks.

You want /tg/ to meet the king. Nope. /tg/ is busy curing cancer and psychiatric illnesses.

And I love /tg/ so much because of this.

>>33282857
Nigga, you can't even use apostrophes. Lilac never acted retarded.

>>33283026
>You want a race to build Lilac's character. Nope, /tg/ wants steamtanks.
>I love /tg/ so much because of this.
You love /tg/ for being an insufferable bunch of megaautist assholes?

>>33283035
blow me

>>33283068
/tg/ is having fun. What else can you ask for?

Who does not want steam tanks or winning the war on cancer? We also got our Lilac's character development on the side.

>>33283035
The steam engine incident where she suddenly decided making a steam tank was too hard for her. The ridiculous amount of sleep she seems to require. The fairly huge gaps in her engineering knowledge or ability to use that knowledge seemingly at random.

>>33283026
What? no.
I'm >>33282902
I wanna meet this fucking king right now.
I'm just saying it's not a MMORPG anymore.
Also- I dislike lilac a lot. she's lame. I wouldn't give a shit who I was before being trapped in another world if i could have fuckin magic powers. Her not talking about herself and then getting huffy is dumb.


...wait. Shit, I can't tell if that's a good character or not. I hate them, but not in a "this character is stupid" kind of way. More "I personally dislike them as if they were an actual person"

>>33283026
/tg/ will never not power game.
If you give us a rope that always coils itself, we'll ask the tensile strength, the color, the length, when it starts to recoil, and how fast.
Then we'll think of twelve dozen ways to abuse an otherwise worthless item.
It's what we do.

>>33283178
This is honest one of the reason I keep coming back. It is never boring with /tg/.

>>33283096
The steam-tank sperg wouldn't be so bad if it went hand in hand with everyone acting like shitheads.
>stop for Lilac's race
>Lilac calls MC out for being a dick
>FUCK YOU BITCH, WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN

>brother is obviously going through some rough shit
>FUCK YOU BITCH, WE'VE GOT SPERG

>make agreement to stop if the coyote is fucking shit up
>see coyote fucking shit up
>FUCK YOU BITCH, WE'LL DO WHAT WE WANT

>>33283199
Lilacfag, please.

She was a bitch when we suggested steam engines, which ended up being the "winning" design.

>>33283295
>lilacfag
>that
No, I wanna fug the shit of her and even I know she was a bitch

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>>33281946
“Yeah, I guess I should.” You respond. You open up the skills menu and stare at all the abilities in front of you. You scroll down to the Restoration Magic section and look at Cure. You read the description aloud, “A basic cure magic that removes negative status effects from a single ally.”

“Sounds like the one.” Lilac says.

You read it over again in your head, just to make sure this is the one you want, and you spend your skill point on it. You probably won't be seeing that skill point ever again. You can't imagine being a Foxtail, spending a skill point is bad enough, but losing entire skills whenever you level up? That's just crazy.

You contemplate the skill you just got. You could probably experiment with it on Aideen right now. What's the worst that could happen, you cure her of some random disease?

You turn around and look at the empty tavern, save for the bartender, Canis, and Aideen. You focus your mind on the thought of casting Cure. You take in a deep breath and then exhale, pushing some form of thought towards her. A blue light erupts from underneath her and she suddenly sits up.

“I... I fell much better now, actually.” You hear her say across the room.

“My god...” You say, thinking of all the implications. “CANIS!” You shout, “I can cure all the downsides of being drunk!”

“Is that what you just did?” He asks.

You give him a nod.

“Bad ass.”

“But there is something more important than that!”

“There is?” He asks, eyebrow raised.

“We can finally drink to our friendship's birthday.”

His eyes widen. “My god...”

You give him a knowing nod.

Lilac interjects, “Shouldn't we go to sleep if we're leaving for Castle Sunset tomorrow?”

“Why? It's not like we can get a hangover!”

Lilac mumbles something.

“Come on, drink with us!”

She sighs, “Fine.”

“Boozestrosities for everyone!”

>>33283358
>I wanna fug the shit of her

Opinion discarded

>>33283199
I wasn't there for those threads, but
>Lilac
She FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT
We were joking, but also not really, because we were literally heading in the opposite direction for multiple days whilst our brother was across the country, and then she didn't follow up on her promise AT ALL.
>Brother
He did kind of mind rape MC earlier, but other then that I got nothing. Seemed like a huge dick move
>Coyote fucking shit up
Nobody noticed that is was coyote, at all, I didn't until he actually showed up Also- the finish line was the location coyote was ANYWAY. I don't get the bitching about that

My own grievances about this
>make agreement to stop if the coyote is fucking shit up

WHY DID YOU DO THIS. Even IF he was fucking up another team, what could we possibly have done? He instantly killed a level 90 necromancer, and it took like an entire server to kill him, and it just shut down the server. beyond an ABSURD amount of plot bullshit, Coyote was quite possibly the most impossible enemy to fight.

>>33283136
>she suddenly decided making a steam tank was too hard for her
Firstly, she just decided that reinventing the steam engine would take more than four days, which it probably should've. Second, instead she built a magnet car. That doesn't speak of retardation.
>The ridiculous amount of sleep she seems to require
What bizarro-land are you in where sleeping a lot is a sign of retardation?
>The fairly huge gaps in her engineering knowledge or ability to use that knowledge seemingly at random.
Even with the gaps she has a huge amount of knowledge.

>>33283384
You hear Aideen from across the room, “Wooo!”

You hear Canis respond to her, “Don't drink it all in one go, babe.”

The four of you soon start drinking. Steins of water and loaves of bread are readily available for you, but you don't use it. You and Canis begin to drink so heavily that you can barely stay balanced in your chairs.

“H-H-Heey.” Lilac says.

You turn to her, keeping your arm on the table to keep balance. “Yeeeeah?” You ask.

“W-What'd'ya think of... of J-Judi.” She wobbles back and forth as she speaks.

“Why're yoooou always askin' 'bout that?” You attempt to literally swat the question away, almost falling from your chair as you do so.

“Cauuuuse...” She flails her hands upon you, “Cause she ask' me tooooo!”

“Well that's not fair!” You respond, “If she wants to know she's gotta... She's gotta man up and come see me on her own. But not, cause she's not a man. OR IS SHE!?” You try to waggle your eyebrows to denote a sudden plot twist, but end up falling out of your chair instead.

Lilac laughs so hard she falls backwards out of her chair.

You rest your head on the cool, wood floor.

“Sooooo?” Lilac asks, flopping her body over to face you, “What'd'ya think of her?”

[ ] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.
[ ] “Remember that Modern Marvels about trains?” Change the subject.
[ ] Other.

>>33283388
>>33283386
>>33283358
>>33283295
>>33283199
>>33283197
>>33283178
>>33283170
>>33283136
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>>33283035
Calm yourselves.

Everything's going to be okay.

>>33283409
>[ ] “Remember that Modern Marvels about trains?” Change the subject.

We are gonna derail that waifu train straight into the King's backyard

>>33283409
>[ ] “Remember that Modern Marvels about trains?” Change the subject.
Nope, fuck you lilac, stop this shit

>>33283409
[X] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.

>>33283430
ALL IS LOST

>>33283409
>[ ] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.

>>33283442
>>33283441
Would she be more receptacle to changing the topic when she is drunk?

Or is she pretending to be drunk?

>>33283409
>[X] Other.
How about a harem ending.

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>>33283409
>[ ] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.

Holy crap the anons were right.

>>33283409
>[ ] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.

>>33283471
How about no.

>>33283471
>we drunkenly start talking about how we plan on forming a harem
>we autisticlly elaborate more than we should
>consequences will never be the same

>>33283481
Why is it bad when GM promises it will be Ok?

Is that a sign we are on a path to the darkest level of hell?

>>33283404
Not same guy, but
She made a promise that she couldn't follow up on, then got mad at US when we got -jokingly- mad at her.
If i was in the same scenario, where my step brother was in deep shit across the country, and a girl dragged me in the opposite direction for MULTIPLE DAYS (and aused another person to bleed from the mouth in the process) to participate in a race to get there "faster", decided to build her own racecar instead of hitching a ride on one of the others, and then DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT, I would send her to the cathedral.

>>33283409
I dunno. Didn't think about how I think of her. I dont think very much either now that i think about it.

>>33283409
>[ ] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.

>>33283409
>[ ] “Remember that Modern Marvels about trains?” Change the subject.
If she tries to steer us back on topic rely on the nearest person around to help

>>33283409
[X] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.

>>33283409
[ ] “I dunno.” Speak the truth

>>33283409
[X] "Remember that Modern Marvels about trains?” Change the subject.

>we might speak the truth
THE END IS NIGH, EVERYTHING WONT BE OKAY

>>33283295
No, she was a bitch when she decided to call it a night and /tg/ decided that meant that we were going to take over. It was a completely understandable reaction to what we did.
>>33283388
>We were joking,
One person was. More people were combative about it. People also, correctly, pointed out why it was a bad idea. She never said she was dropping out of the race, she just said she was done for the night, and it was the middle of the night.
>Nobody noticed that is was coyote, at all, I didn't until he actually showed up
It was clear from the text that coyote was present in the town. People pointed this out. Then people actually argued that Lilac must've been working with Coyote or something, it's not really clear what they think is going on.

>>33283409
X Remember that modern marvels about trains?
She probably won't remember this anyway, but I'd rather not get into "I like another girl" whilst we are going into the clutches of a madman.

>>33283566
Think we got the hint from TinyFather?

That we can't avoid that question forever?

Perhaps we can go on a drunken rant about helping her overcome her social anxiety and how much we want to see her get better. Would that dask her dream?

>>33283449
>d aused another person to bleed from the mou
>>33283457
>>33283482
>>33283507
>>33283533
>>33283544
>>33283553
[+1 Confused Rambling]

>>33283623
>confused rambling
>we dont know enough about our feelings
>we are too drunk for it to matter if we did
best of days

>>33283623
I really need to stop highlighting random text as I read.

>>33283607
The question is not how long you can run, but how long they can wait.

>>33283656
Before Judi gives up or she rapes us?

>>33283521
>She made a promise that she couldn't follow up on
That's not what happened. Jesus, it's like you didn't even read the thread.
>we got -jokingly- mad
Nope.
>big hypothetical about an entirely different situation
Even if that were true, that would mean we should be going to meet the brother. Not dicking about because muh steamsperg.
>>33283409
>[X] “I dunno.” Speak the truth.
At this point she's probably asking because she wants to know, not because Judi asked her to.

We're rapidly approaching Haganai levels of "What was that?"

>>33283690
I haven't decided yet. I'll know when I get there.

>>33283690
can I change my vote to modern marvels?

>>33283590
>"I like another girl"
Judi-fag, please, in-character there's only hints that Ambrosis likes Lilac.

>>33283656
>Judi/Lilac give up and go on to another man
WELP, THAT MEETS MY QUOTIENT FOR DEPRESSION FOR THE MONTH.

>>33283767
We just need more along time with her, with more knowledge about esoteric oldies.

Also, she likes lore. We should discuss our idea of curing cancer with her.

>>33283814
There's no real in-character reason to be interested in cancer.

>>33283767
This is your fault, you caused this. Hesitant MCs and those who want harems will always lose all the girls.

Just look at how happy Canis is.

>>33283623
>>33283656
>d aused another person to bleed from the mou
>I really need to stop highlighting random text as I read.
Nah, add it to the drunken rant

>>33283814
I think we need to learn about it first. Thats OOC metagaming knowledge at the moment.

>>33283833
I think Ambrosis would try to fix things just to see what would happen. I mean, we built a lever flying machine and a fucking steam tank for the fun of it.

>>33283859
>>33283833
You never had the dreams as a child to fuck cancer in the ass?

Oh, may be I am the only strange one then.

>>33283842
No, TinyShep caused this. He's the one that gave two waifus then allowed the waffling. He should've just taken the initial vote on whether to waifu someone and stuck to it.

>>33283758
Oh, I'm not a judifag, although "BEST QUEST" was entertaining, and willingly taking damage for almost 3 days was cool. Personality wise, hate her though, reminds me of how I was in high school.
Rather, I just dislike lilac, and want to just freaking get on with the story to meet the king.

>>33283842
It's not my fault I like both characters for their own qualities.

>>33283430
never said it wasnt ok. Just talking

>>33283880
We do need to stop waffling though.

I say for a sudden death vote and be done with it.

>>33283917
I think the time for that passed a while ago. At his point there are people entrenched on both sides, along with a healthy dose of morons that don't actually read what happened and the steamspergers.

>>33283979
So then all we can hope for is for Judi to finally snap and confront us or rape us. Either way it will be entertaining.

>>33284036
This is my fetish, so I'm perfectly alright with that.

>>33284036
>judi doing either of those things
Do you even read her parts?
She freaks out about what other people think about her CONSTANTLY. Even us, the autistic lever cleric that's never watched clue and doesn't get half her jokes.

>>33284070
May be this will be our last lesson to her in giving no fucks.

After this she will have passed.

>>33284070
Yeah, I'd be very surprised if she tried anything at all. She's far, far too self conscious.

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>>33283979
Obviously the solution is to NTR-mindbreak Aideen and have Canis, Judi, and Lilac watch.

>>33284130
go back to bed naylor

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>>33284130
I want none of that.

No thank you.

>>33284130
>ntr
Please relocate yourself to the nearest hole in the ground and die, we wont be missing you

Anyone else find having a relationship with a Lander kind of rapey?

>>33284130
>Lilac and Judi watch
>not participating
Do you even NTR?
>>33284070
>Do you even read her parts?
When have the people in these threads given off the impression that they even read the quest?

>>33284196
No? They're just regular humans after the Catastrophe. The adventurers are the weird ones.

>>33284196

ohboyherewego

>>33284196
Nope. It's just you being incredibly stupid.
Fuck dude, there's multiple Lander/Adventurer relationships in the source, and there's absolutely nothing in quest to imply that it would be rape.

>>33284231
Completely different life experiences and education levels kind of make it look awkward.

>>33284258
So a PhD marrying a person with only high school education makes it rape too?

>>33284258
Uh.... what?
That's not a thing that makes things akward. I'd love to have someone that has a completely different life experience then my own. You'd never run out of things to talk about.
Or ways to have sex

>>33283623
can we call lilac cute in our rambling

>>33284196
It's not rape if they like it. It's not rape if they continue to ask for it while your friend of 21 years cries in the corner asking you why you are betraying him as you pound that little lander ass.Tiny, you know what you must do.

>>33284324
I hope so. Lilac interactions prior to the race were always adorable.
>>33284258
Yep, it's definitely you being stupid.

>>33284324
[Conflicting Romantic Tensions Intensify]

>>33284196
Only if you think about how in the world of Elder Tales PCs are hundreds of years old and immortal, but that's more of an age awkwardness rather than rape.

As long as it is two consenting adults, it's all good, yo.

Still writing.

>>33284258

That's not rape in any sense of the word.

>>33284349
the dwarf in the sack moment put me on the lilac train for sure, and try as it might, /tg/ wont sperg me off it

>>33284298
Rape was a bad word choice. I mean one person is an artificial construct raised in a medieval setting, the other has had an actual education and is a living being. It just seems like the players take advantage of the Landers.

>>33284258
That's not even close to awkward. If you want to get into actual awkward territory, you should be asking if entities bound to a Summoner can consent.

>>33284357
wouldnt npcs also be hundreds of years old and never age, being born with their age and wisdom?
the npcs that were in the game are still here, and it doesnt sound like they aged or died during the game unless they were an event related death, so an npc from the release of the game would be older than the oldest adventurer

>>33284403
>implying Landers are artificial

>>33284357
calling lilac cute please

>>33284403

>implying Aideen isnt addicted to Canis's D

>>33284426
>that entire thing
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How has that point not come up yet? It's not like any MMO ever changes NPCs that give out quests apart from updates and such.... Ugh, how log horizon works is making my head hurt now.

>>33284431
How are they not artificial? The are not naturally occurring.

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>>33283623
“I dunno.” You say.

You stare up at the ceiling made of wooden slats and plaster. A white, dull, dead slab of material keeping the above floor from crashing down on top of you. If only everything could be so simple as that. A function for every form, a form for every function. A simple world where everything fits together nicely.

“You dunno?” Lilac asks. You hear her drag her body closer to you. You feel her hair close to your face. “Something wrong with the ceiling?”

“Just wishing life was so simple.” You reply.

“Ah.” She responds, “Not sure if you like her or not?”

“She... I dunno. At first I was more attracted to you. Then you got angry at me for no reason and then I hated you. Now I don't hate you again and things are just very... complicated.” You let your eyes wander over to Canis and Aideen, now noticing that they had both passed out.

“Sorry about getting angry at you.” She says, “But it's for the better, you wouldn't want me on account of...” She pauses. You look over to her and see her laying on her back perpendicular to you, pointing at her head with her right hand. She lets her arm flop down to her side and she continues, “I just don't think our personalities match well.”

“Why did you point to your head?” You ask.

She looks up to meet your eyes. “What do you mean?”

“You were pointing at your head just now when you said, 'on account of.'”

“Oh.” She looks back to the ceiling, “I'm not going to tell you.”

You look back to the ceiling. “Any reason you're complicating things more?”

“Because every time I've told someone something bad happens.”

“Just because something bad happened doesn't mean it's related to you telling people.”

>>33284539
>On account of
>points to her head

Holy shit, was >>33282857 actually right?Does she actually have brain cancer?

>>33284539
“No, they were quite related. I lost... Let me think.... My job, my health insurance, I was in the process of losing my apartment.” She chuckles, “I actually thought that memorizing things about the game would somehow exercise my brain to help slow things down.”

“What?” You look over to her. She's still looking up at the ceiling.

“It's kinda funny, isn't it? You spend your whole life being told how smart you are and you just make that your identity. You're the smart one. That's who you are. There is no solution you can't figure out, there is no question you can't answer. Then one day you wake up and...” She her hands over her eyes, “I'm sorry. I'm just rambling now.”

[ ] “We should get those two to bed.” End conversation then head to bed.
[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.
[ ] Other.

>>33284518
>[Citation Needed]

>>33284595
>[X] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.

>>33284595
>[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.

Please more suffering.

>>33284518
They occur naturally in their world.

>>33284588
>was >>33282857 actually right?
It's possible she's A Liar.

>>33284595
>[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.
>she is doing this on purpose
>she is stealing us from judi
>lilac a best
AND IT WAS GOOD

>>33284595
>[X] “We should get those two to bed.” End conversation then head to bed.

>>33284595
>[X] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.
>>33284539
>Then you got angry at me for no reason
God damn, now even Ambrosis isn't reading the updates.

>>33284595
>[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.
I really want to hear this story.

>>33284595
>[ ] “We should get those two to bed.” End conversation then head to bed.

>>33284635
Or you posted about it a few threads ago you jew

>>33284595
>[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.

>>33284600
Computer programs are man made, therefore Landers are artificial.

>>33284595
>[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.

>>33284595
[]other
hug her, "doest matter what happened in the past, stick to the present, and forge our way to the future, dont let whatever you are worrying about hold you back"

>>33284595
>[X] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.
This is the last part that was spoiled. Let's finish it.
>Let me think.... My job, my health insurance, I was in the process of losing my apartment.
Well that is some tough shit. Especially that health insurance. You know, when you have incurable brain cancer.

>>33284663
God I hope this is meant to be cringey

>>33284636
I wouldn't even mind, Lilac winning means Judi tears. Judi wining however would not give us Lilac tears.
>>33284595
>[ ] “No, it's okay. Keep rambling.” Continue the conversation.

Thanks Obama.

>>33284661
This is a literal other world though. Just one that runs off ~MAGIC~ instead of SCIENCE!!!

>>33284661
>implying we aren't the computer program
>implying we're actually in a game right now
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

>>33284661
No, this is Brian vs. Brain (in a Vat) type thought experiments.

One is real and one is artificial, even if they have objectively the same experiences.

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>>33284687
Wouldn't it be funny if part of the spoilers was a lie?

[+1]

shits getting heavy Doc.

>>33284731
b-but you promised they were garunteed true
;_;

>>33284731
No, it would make you a moron, especially in light of why you were posting said spoilers.