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You also have the nofunigami to deal with, or not really because that would be a serious drag, and 42 needs to be pointed at and accused of not being sciency enough. You could also go check out Snazzy, go see Ryoko, check on Jager, and any number of things.

Sin-Fin nuzzles into your neck and keeps muttering to herself still. Oh, yes, she is having a psychotic break of some kind because, well, you're all crazy people.


[] Go see Snazzy about stuff
[] Go accuse 42
[] Go deal with the shinigami, ugh
[] Check in with the Monster group
[] Snuggle fin is always best option.
[] Not really, you have a better one. (Other, please specify)

Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, discussing butts, xp spending, etc for the first little bit. Will answer what I can after my shower.
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>>33295675
>[] Go deal with the shinigami, ugh

>>33295675
>[] Snuggle fin is always best option.

>>33295675
>[] Go see Snazzy about stuff
nee-chan's got angel cheat codes, doesn't she?

>>33295675
>Go accuse 42
Go accuse him of not finding us other gods or alternatively a science guy.

>Those new powers
Jesus christ.
Buy time trial.

>>33295675
>Go deal with the shinigami, ugh
Get it done fast, rip it off like a bandage or a particularly sticky scab.

>>33295675
>[] Snuggle fin is always best option.

best see this episode all the way through

>>33295675
>[x] Snuggle fin is always best option.


And I guess buy Time Trial. I had wanted to save up for Zero, but I think TT did have the most support for next buy.

I was really tempted to ask for S&S and the new 2spxp power just because the name is hilarious.

>>33295675
>Snuggle Fin
>buy time trial, perhaps complain about the refresh rate of your catalog
>Talk to Sin Fin
>Tell her it isn't her fault, be comforting and junk.
>failing that, snap her out of it by mentioning Hollow Rider in circuitous fashion.

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>>33295675
Made this thing with the thing that Arch is using to make his characters for PGQ. Also used photoshop to fix it up quite a bit because that site has horrid clipping issues and a lot of the clothes are terribly designed and the only good eyes had whore lips.

I'm pretty sure you've never doled out spxp for things made in generator things before, but I thought I may as well ask if I can get a discount on (Don't tickle me you cunt) for this because that name is hilarious.

>>33295897
Even better, find hollow rider.
If that doesn't snap her out of it, he may even be able to help.

>>33295675
>Snuggle fin
Find a way to summon the hollow rider.

>>33295982
Just start talking about all the INJUSTICE going on.

>>33295949
Looks good. I usually don't like that generator stuff myself.
Somewhat upset that we are getting time trial so late.
Working on abbs fic since it doesn't seem to be getting done.

>>33296017
>Somewhat upset that we are getting time trial so late.
What, do you want us to not buy it at all right now? I've been hankering pretty hard to power rush our Cero upgrades because that's our most complete tree so far and we could max it out to attain gud in beamspam faster than we could attain it in any other aspect.

>>33296003
Get FUEGO to shout about injustice. He and hollow rider in a room together sounds like an excellent idea.

>>33296003
The raw deal our fin has been dealt is just so unjust. Perhaps there is someone out there who'll help her obtain justice by first apologizing to her for being an eternal tool a sand perhaps get her to join his fight for justice and free Hueco Mundo from demonic control?

Also, Motorbikes are rubbish?

...

Mwahahahahahahaha After ten thousand seconds I am bored, it's time to conquer earth unless opposed by a just hero!

>>33296074
TRULY THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN OPPOSE MY MIGHT!

>>33296074
Whats your beef with hollow rider anon?

>>33295675
>All these threads in a row
The only monster here is you Azure. In a good way.
>Muh Sin time
I hope it isn't night time already. Hopefully we can go to Azzy still today.

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Looks to be Snuggle-Fin and Time Trial?
>>33295949
Ha ha, that's cute
>>33296125
Jeez. I hope nothing bad happens to me.

It is still daytime.

>>33296200
I'd rather save for Zero.

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>>33296200
I will sit in this thread and feel incredibly sad until Sin-Fin's height is returned to its former 148cm glory.

Please Azure. Muh short-fin.

>>33296200
Go for it.

>>33296200
SF yes. TT I guess. I want to get Zero and S&S but seeing exactly how TT behaves on purchase would be nice. I am rather curious about it.

Can other people here agree that getting Zero / S&S next would be a good option?

>>33296290
Maybe we should get dont tickle me you cunt to see what it unlocks since we can already afford it.

>>33296290
Sounds good to me

>>33296200
Huh.

We have 2spxp left over.

Who here wants (Don't tickle me you cunt)?

>Time something something attack
>Makes your hits hit twice
Ye gods. The ending, I can see it.

>>33296200
Is TT lv2 not able to be bought yet or are we just assuming it's 20spxp every time we want to level it or what?

>>33296371
I do.

>>33296200
Does time something something attack make our Ceros hit double? Like, would it 2x a Zero or The End once we got em? A Violet Dawn if we got TSSA before them? Or is it only physical blows? The description could be clearer.

>>33296371
Might be fun

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You consider going down there in the middle of the arguing, the constant backs and forth, the accusations and sudden reveals. Then you look at Sin-Fin and remember she is actually Snuggle-Fin and flop on the bed. You wrap your tails around her and roll around on the bed, like some sort of overly fluffy ball of destruction, delighted at the enjoyable feeling of Sin-Fin unleashing her inner snuggle.

You hum the best of British punk rock to her and feel the slender woman’s subtle warmth radiate through you. You note how smooth and soft she is as you snake your fingers along her back under her outfit then stop. “This is dangerous.” You note. “If I take off too much of her clothing I may lay an egg in my tails.”

That isn’t quite how it works. “Oh really?” You sigh in relief but in your momentary lapse in focus Sin-Fin seems to have gone to sleep.

You consider grabbing her Sinful-Fins while she is asleep. You weigh the pros and cons, but finally decide on not risking her waking up to, what you are well aware, would be a very distracting event. You gently place her on the bed and look out at the sinking sun. Time always flies when you are with your fin. Sin-Fun that is what she is.

You tuck Sin-Fin in and climb out the window to get your stuff. You get changed and then decide to…

[] Go deal with the shinigami
[] Go talk to the Snazzy
[] Go see 42
[] Other, please specify

>>33296371
Aye, grab it ya daft bastard.

>>33296449
[] Go talk to the Snazzy

she got a lead?

>>33296392
I am trying to get posts out.


People want the 2spxp ability?

>>33296416
Physical blows.

>>33296390
>Get Delight engine
>Hit someone eight times in one turn.
What was that about lacking offence again?

>>33296449
By acquiring the AID of FUEGO, ACQUIRE HOLLOW RIDER

>>33296473
>I am trying to get posts out.
Fair enough
>People want the 2spxp ability?
Kinda? It looks hilarious and I want to use it on all of Shiba's things.

>Physical blows.
Unfortunate. That needs to be specified on the paste. If it doesn't stack cero damage, it's significantly less gud than I thought it was.

>>33296449
>Go see 42
Look for more gods and/or SCIENCE! guys.

>>33296449
>[] Go talk to the Snazzy
>>33296473
Sure, why not.

>>33296492
>use it on all of Shiba's things
This is a wonderful plan.

We cannot let anybody know that we can do it however. It is clearly an unintended side effect of Shiba's own lightning powers.

>>33296449
>[] Go deal with the shinigami

>>33296449
>[x] Go see 42
Snazzy probably is still in a bitchy mood because of her leg.

>>33296449
>Go deal with the shinigami
They can't still be arguing.

Also tell Shiba that we got Sin-Fin all revved up for her.

Ok. People who want to go see Snazzy. What do you hope to accomplish, because I don't want to walk in there and have nothing to say and just kind of flounder a bit before going "I'M GITTIN MORE ANGELY!!!" and running away.

Also I ask the same for those who want to see the Shinigami. What could you possibly want to do there?

>>33296473
Part two of Lupinor Canis finds a science guy: http://pastebin.com/SHAD8TWT

Why is she doomed to never accomplish anything signifigant?
Because these are fan omakes obviously

>>33296578
Information.

>>33296578
Asking if she knows a way to get good and finding out what the situation with the scrubs is?

>>33296649
Be more specific. Say what you want to ask.

>>33296649
For going to azzy I mean. I should have said more.
We don't know what anyone is doing, not even our own people. She might be willing to share, and she has pointed us towards things before.
>>33296664
Sorry.

>>33296017
You are my hero anonymous

Okay, so that is bought.

We are really bad at budgeting.

Slight snazzy advantage?

>>33296604
Yes. This is brilliant.

The little gillian that couldn't is one of my favourite things about this quest, and she gets absolutely zero screen time...

>>33296449
>[] Go talk to the Snazzy

know any good eats?

>>33296694
Budgeting is for the weak.

>>33296578
We can ask her what lower-tier local gods are around that we can eat real fast and feed to our friends. There's also mid-tier shinto gods that we could go after as well.
Maybe artifacts that she knows about that we can eat.

>>33296710
Thanks. I actually did a surprising amount of research for this one. All the gods mentioned are real historical deities for example, and Bill Nye's show really did end in 1998.

>>33296737
Maybe she can teach us to play the drums?

>>33296657
We already know the ways to git gud.
>Hunt down pagan gods and eat them.
>Hunt down angels and eat them.
>Hunt down lots and lots of demons. And eat them.
>Hunt down the members of Squad Zero one at a time and eat the crystals they drop on death. future project. Not for now.
>Gather up a fuckhuge group and hunt down the Hell Wyrm. Maybe try to rope Gabriel into it because god damn that fight is going to be hard. I am going to preemptively vote to NOT being Jager to that fight.
>A bit shittier than the rest on the effort:reward ratio, but we could find a way into Norseland and hunt down things that look at us funny and eat them.
>Obtaining more worshipers isn't really an option /yet/ because none of our worship-fueled divine powers are at all combat oriented. Maybe if we get a couple of Divine powers that are all about bringing the hurt. Maybe it would be worth it to get more of them set up ahead of time.

Speaking of our divine powers, Gabriel is not going to be happy about our gig on the side as a pagan deity. Angels usually go around hunting those things down whenever they get too uppity.

>>33296830
Invite her to our band that we haven't actually set up yet?

>>33296830
Play drums with tails, shred our guitar, screech about how everything is bollocks. We will become a one bitch punk band. That is how we will gain more human worshippers, fame.

How do we get famous doing shit like that while simultaneously being a profane loudmouth and doing things in full public view/scrutiny what make us a bad role model in the late 90s?

...ugh...

MTV...

>>33296843
>>33296865
>>33296884
We are a one man band, we can get illusions of our selves to play the other instruments.

>>33296901
first a full band
then Risa breaks on her own to greater fortune and fame
then the band reunites for easy comeback tour money

rinse and repeat

>>33296862
Do you know where any pagan gods are right now? And considering we dont want to end the deadline early attacking angels is a bad idea, leaving demons which I support but everyone else seems to be pissing themselves because Beelzebub is stronger than us at the moment.

>>33296862
Right. And if you know where any of those gods are then go ahead and tell us.
Eating angels will set them off on us, rather then let us continue with our week of peace we have.
Demons? Again, where? Unless you want to go see beez.
You're right, later.
Too strong, doubt we will be able to take it anytime soon even with help.
Maybe.
We can still tell our priest to step it up.

>>33296884
Would this count as the humane way to take over MTV?

>>33296955
>Demons? Again, where? Unless you want to go see beez.
In HueCo. It's a big place. We're sneaky. We can pop in and gank whatever is there and then pop back out before he shows up.

>>33296955
>Right. And if you know where any of those gods are then go ahead and tell us.
Browsing the internet hasn't let us down yet. Every time we ask Azzy, we just get more cancermen.

>>33296934
>Doing your solo gig thing
>Suddenly A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
>A shadowy figure stands on the opposite side of the stage and begins to rock out
>Are you a bad enough dude to beat shin-Risa (Idemque) in a rock off?

>>33297038
We asked her like one time.

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You realize you haven’t gone to see the Snazziest of all Azzys in a while. You sonido off into the city, carefully picking streets to avoid the Nephilim and wonder just what is with you and changing the names of people you like. You got Sin-Fin who has a ton of names, Snazzy Azzy. Is it the rhymes? We need one for Jager.

You walk into Asmodeus’ club and see a writing sea of people. They are naked and both making love and eating, their eyes rolled back in their heads as they abandon all thoughts of the divine in favor of the indulgences of the flesh. You step over a spry old couple and peek into Azzy’s room, the soft hum of angelic energy filling the club leading you right to her. She is reading a magazine of some sort and circling everything she wants to try. Of course, you don’t see the point in her circling everything as it is a waste of ink but her club, her pen, her magazine.

You clear your throat to get her attention and once she glances up and sees it’s you she smiles. The smile tears through your brain parts and you think it is the sort of smile that would make a king behead a saint just for a dance. You shake your head and leap onto her chair, the indistinct form of Belphy in the background. “Hey there Azzy, feeling snazzy today?” You wonder.

“You mean about my leg? Sorry about that it sometimes hurts so bad I can’t stand it. I wonder what happened.” She sighs.

“Well, Gabriel is in town so maybe that’s why?” You ask biting into one of the small cookies on her tray.

You thank Bopfrod you are sitting down because your legs give way as soon as they enter your mouth. The moist chocolate chips violently rub against your tongue and gums. The sweet sugar makes your lips moist as your sticky mouth fills with saliva. You tremble and, as if proof of its dominance over you, the crumbs spill down the front of your shirt marking you as the cookie’s belonging.
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You shake your head and look up at Azzy who is smiling patiently. “Sorry, these cookies. Bloody hell these are good.”

“Oh? I’m glad you like ‘em. I made them myself you know.” She explains.

You ignore the hygienic implications of cookies she made and clear your throat. “Sorry, we were talking about Gabriel.”

“Yes, an arch angel touching down might cause my leg to hurt. Honestly, it is quite a bother to have to deal with.” She laments.

“Sorry to hear. Right, reason I’m here.” You say and Snazzy claps.

“Oh yes! Here.” She says handing you a parcel.

“What’s this then?” You wonder.

She tilts her head. “I found some things about what Ryoko wanted from you. I don’t know how good they are but they might be helpful.”

See? Snazzy is an awesome azzy. “Oh right. I’ll give ‘em a look over when I get back. I was actually wondering if you happened to know where any pagan gods are.” You ask placing the package in your pants.

She tilts her head for a moment and crosses her arms in thought. She frowns and squints making a thinking sound as she seems to mull over the question. “Nothing I have seen directly. There was something about Kyoto earlier but that all seems to have cleared itself up. Other than that the Angels have been making some moves here and there which make it hard to gather as much information as I would like.”

Hm, worth a shot you guess.

[] Ask her about something else
[] Go back to the shrine.
[] Other, please specify
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>>33297148
>[] Go back to the shrine.

thanks for trying Azzy

>>33297148
Damn. Well I guess there are only so many notable gods, and most of them are probably smart enough to not stick their necks out. We could go somewhere like Tokio and go shrine to shrine like what apparently a few others have done. Or just find the big shrines and knock down the door.
>[] Ask her about something else
Think I could take beelzebub?

>>33297148
Electric leg message? Maybe ask if she knows about anything else we can use to power up? Give her something with our new tickle orbs to see if it helps with her leg?

>>33297148
Oah, and leg massage.

>>33297148
Try an electric leg massage?

>>33297148
>Talk to her about Gabriel's offer.
>Ask about her back room, see if reality fixed itself.
>Go find Akira and demand his Loyalty Mission!
>Eat a copy of Dieties and Demigods. Maybe the stats of gods are worth something. And if not, eating a non magical book is probably a new and exciting experience anyway!
I wonder, should you put condiments on a book?

>>33297277
We should check on Caede and find out if she got any info from her captive demon,

>>33297283
This is a good idea

>>33297148
>[] Ask her about something else
"Any science people you know who I could hire? Or anything else I could eat? The angels kinda gave me a deadline. And I'm currently out of ideas"

So looks like leg rub and talking are winning it?

Writing now

>>33297148
>[x] Ask her about something else
Ever known anyone who would just randomly get hunks of power from imaginary people drawing pictures of them and writing stories about the lives of unimportant minions? Because that's been happening and it's pretty damn sweet. Oh, and did you ever get around to turning that closet thing into a holding cell?

>>33297318
Oh shit I forgot about that guy.
>>33297323
Science guys is also a good idea.

>>33297318
We never asked Caede who that demon we fought back near the tower was.

>>33297148
"Oh. Yeah. Kyoto was a thing. Got these babies from it" manifest the drums. "I don't think I'm gonna play them in here. They make big explosions probably maybe."

>>33297302
>Talk to her about Gabriel's offer.

This seems really important. She's actually a good source of ideas on how we should proceed. Even if we do go third faction, she's been at it way longer.

>>33297453
That's why I suggested it.

>>33297453
I'm pretty sure we'll end up sticking with Luci at least for now. Third faction is something we want, but it's not feasible short term.

>>33297453
Eh, I think we're pretty set on not signing up with Gabriel.

>>33297148
>[x] Ask her about something else
What does Gabriel actually do fightan'-wise? We know he has some Retribution power that makes headflicks return unto us a full-body bone juicing.

>>33297694
He sounds the horn that causes the earth the burn.

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“Want a leg rub?” You ask.

“A leg rub?” She answers your question in a tone that this is another question.

You nod. “Yeah, I can hop on your leg, use a bit of lighting parts and be all bzzt. Might make you feel a bit better.”

She claps her hands with a smile. “How sweet of you. Of course I will happily accept your generosity.”

You sit on the sofa and hold out your hands. She lifts her foot and then pauses. “Are you sure you will be alright? I don’t want to have you turning into a sticky broken mess on my loveseat.” Ha, she called it a love seat.

“Oh just hike up your skirt and gimme your leg already. I got angel parts now I should be able to take it.” You explain.

She frowns and nods and raises her leg then places her foot on your collar and you immediately feel an insane pressure against your soul. You grit your teeth and resist best you can fully aware Asmodeus is probably doing all she can to take the burden off of you. You sink into the sofa as raw pleasure fills your mind but you hold it back. You are angelly gosh darn it.

You summon your electricity and place your hands on her leg the milky smoothness like licking the blood of your most hated enemy off the thigh of the love of your life. Your eyes water and you blink it away as you slowly start massaging around her thigh and knee. You are not sure you are making any difference so you tap into your happy rock and try using [delight] as well. You hear a low sigh escape from Asmodeus’ lips as she leans against the arm rest of the sofa and reclines. “That does feel nice.” She mumbles and you feel your mind straining as [Lust] casually tears apart your everything.
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“S-say azzy.” You wonder, barely able to stop yourself from licking her. “About Gabriel. The bloke, uh.” You feel her other leg gently press against yours. “He offered me a chance to earn redemption or something like that. The, uh, the thing is I don’t quite know if I really want.” You close your eyes and focus. “I don’t know if he is trustworthy or not. Or even what redemption means in this case. Think I should take him up on it?”

“Freewill is your gift. I won’t tell you what you should or should not do.” She replies and sinks a little further into her seat making you sink lower in yours.

“Ah, yeah. No, you been at this longer than me. Just wondering if you knew what it meant; looking for general advice.” You say careful not to drool.

“Hm, redemption usually means righting all your wrongs and getting on what they view as the correct path.” She explains as her free leg carefully hooks around yours and you feel like renouncing Gornabrious Bopfrod just to keep feeling her. “It would likely mean your eventual death which would be unpleasant to say the least.”

You press your fingers into her leg and see her back arch doing very interesting things to her curves which you wonder why you notice. “But the angels will have an attack on site policy after that right? My shrine be safe?” You ask and realize you may have skipped a few words, but what does it matter when you feel like this?

“You have, hm what was her name now?” She wonders as you trace small circles in perfect skin. “Natsuki? Anything not an archangel won’t attack her and they rarely mobilize save certain conditions you do not meet.” She explains.
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>>33297773
>“Hm, redemption usually means righting all your wrongs and getting on what they view as the correct path.” She explains as her free leg carefully hooks
Yeaaahhhhhh. Fuck Gabe. Lucifer, we stickin' with you for now.

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“Right.” You repeat willing to agree with anything she says at the moment. You shake it off and ask one last thing about this Gabriel offer. “But angels might attack me in the field.” You explain.

“Which might make them easier to eat.” She answers. "It's the end of the world, my sweet Risa. No sense in getting cold feet now."

There is a logic in that, you figure, as your fingers hit a part which feels slightly different then the rest of her leg. You press your angel lightning into it making her let out a very interesting sound. She hooks her leg on yours and you feel her shivering a little. “Don’t stop.” She requests and you feel your soul getting small hooks shoved into it just at her idle request telling you that you must never stop.

Of course, your angelic parts are also taking a constant beating every second.

Do you continue?
[] Yes, ask her something.
[] Yes, she seems to need it
[] No, this is dangerous.

Please roll 1d100 no matter your choice. Best of first five.
(3/3)

Rolled 1

>>33297822
>[x] Yes, she seems to need it
I think we might want to FB this if we roll below 85...

Rolled 1

>>33297822
>[] Yes, she seems to need it

Rolled 12

>>33297822
>[] Yes, she seems to need it

she's done a lot for us

Rolled 96

>>33297822
"Whoops, couldn't handle that after all."

Dream Walker

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>>33297844
>>33297845

My fucking sides

>>33297844
>>33297845

.....FB now

even if we roll double one hundreds, it won't be good enough

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>>33297844
>>33297845
HOLY SHIT

Don't even wait for the rest of the rolls. Just Fatebreak that shit NOW.

>>33297822
Im not sure either way here but we should probably give her some some stuff with lightning orbs stuffed in.
>>33297844
>>33297845
Really? Really?

>>33297844
>>33297845
I think if we want to maintain our ability to exist as an independent entity, we're gonna need a Fatebreaker.

Rolled 100

>>33297822
Shiiiiiieeeeeeet

Rolled 86

>>33297844
>>33297845
Oh dear...

>>33297906
SOMEONE'S MANIPULATING THE DICE

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>>33297906
What

>>33297844
>>33297845
>>33297906

LOKI?!

>>33297844
>>33297845
>>33297906
Ha ha ha, that is just wonderful!

You sure you want to fatebreak? You might need them later and it is Azzy. She is trustworthy right?

Or you may not, and she is a fallen.

Fatebreak Y/N

FB: 3

Both >>33297844 and >>33297906 are me.

What the fuck, dice? This is fucked up.

>>33297822
>Yes, she seems to need it.

Also sweet merciful fuck, double 1s not to be overcome by the pressure of the angel of lust invading our soul bits...heh, auto correct tried to make that butts.

Did...did we just get back Risa's sex drive along with being possessed of pure unadulterated lust? Or did we just lose a week to being burnt out?

>>33297939

Risa just got Fatalpulsed

>>33297932
N, I-I kinda wanna see what will happen

>>33297932
Y

>>33297932
N

I want to see where this rabbit hole leads.

>>33297932
Could we, like, shoemangle 2FB or 1FB+WB into a thing to kill one of the 1s?

If we can't, just FB it. This is just goofy as fuck.

And we need more Fatebreakers. God damn this is just stupid sometimes

>>33297933
I rolled consecutive ones in five minutes. What's the difference between a zero or two?

>>33297932
Hell the fuck Y.

>>33297844
>>33297845
>>33297906
Kubo? This isn't bleach quest. Why are you here?

>>33297932
N

If it was only one 1, I'd say Yes, but the dice gods clearly have a plan for us.

>>33297932
Yes. It's not really a matter of being trustworthy or not, it's more just her nature. We're caught in her gravity well.

>>33297932
Y

>>33297959
>>33297965
Fuck you guys. The last time you "I WANNA SEE WHAT THE CRITFAIL DO" shitters won the no FB vote, we lost Charlotte for nothing.

Just to confirm, they were both proper 1d100 rolls, I can't tell from me phone.

>>33297959
Bitch I will choke you. Last time we did that one of our allies died.

>>33297932
Y

Let's take the day off to recharge the delight meter.

>>33297932
Y

>>33297993
How can one of our allies die from this?

>>33297932
No, I sort of want to see where this goes

Don't forget to rub Snazzy's wounded leg. Gotta grind those social links

>>33297932
Y

>>33297992

Is that a question? Because yes, yes they were both 1d100 rolls.

I should know, I was the one who rolled the other 1.

>>33298027
I don't know and I don't want to find out.

>>33298027
Different anon here. He probably meant it as less of a direct example of what will go wrong and more of an idea of the tier of bad that can happen.

If I had to guess, I would say that our Grace is about to get shattered or yanked out, possibly locking all of our Angel powers.

>>33297932
Yes, I really don't want to see what a critfail would do ever.
The situation changes nothing.

>>33297932
Y

>>33297932
Y

You shatter reality because of Snazzy's azzy's and undo fate.

Please roll 1d100, best of first five.

Rolled 27

>>33298119
Pls no triple whammy

Rolled 32

>>33298119

Rolled 8

>>33298119
Angel!

Rolled 33

>>33298119

Rolled 72

>>33298119

>>33298076
What would lead you to that assumption? It sounds a bit extreme imo

>>33298130
>>33298133
>>33298138
>>33298141
>>33298146

The dice must be completely out of it after that last set.

Rolled 74

>>33298119

>>33298119
Can we fatebreak this?

>>33298183
Nah, its offensive. We're not fucking over Snazzy azzy

>>33298183
72 is good enough, last time we fatebroke a decent roll we got 4 extra points and a whole ton of bitching out of it.

>>33298183
72 will do fine.

This isn't going to kill us or anybody we know.

>>33298183
You want another reroll?

Of course it is an option.

Someone said Fatebreak at me.

Would you like to break it?

Y/N

FB:2

Highest 72

>>33298183
If we want to take the day off to recharge the angel bar.

I do.

>>33298196
I just want to see what a nat1/100 would do here. Diving head first into the rabbit hole and all that

>>33298183

We aren't fatebreaking a 72.

We are already at a disadvantage for any battles that we might get into today.

>>33298203
no. 72 will suffice.

bad enough we used one in a non life or death situation

>>33298203
N

>>33298203
>y

I don't ever want to get off AzureEarth's wild ride

>>33298203

Pls No

>>33298203
N
72 should be fine, and we might need the other FBs

>>33298203
N

>>33298203
No, using a fatebreaker here would be pretty dumb.
I could understand doing it on a critfail, but come on.

>>33298206
What does taking a day off have to do with using another fatebreaker on a decent roll?

>>33298203
Y

>>33298155
>you feel your mind straining as [Lust] casually tears apart your everything
>you feel your soul getting small hooks shoved into it
>Of course, your angelic parts are also taking a constant beating every second.

Then there's also the fact that in a 3v1 fight against an adjuchas arrancar when Risa, Jager, and Charlotte were all Adjuchas, a 1 got Charlotte killed. And rap battle = instadeath before that.

The difference between us and Azzy here is far greater than that which was between us and those other enemies at those times. Getting our Grace wrecked is just the right size of fucked for a situation like this.

>>33298203
Y

>>33298203

Negatory.

>>33298203
y
y not

>>33298203
N

>>33298203
Y

>>33298203
No.

>>33298203
Y

Okay, no fatebreakers happen.

Writing now

And to be exact, the last time you didn't break a natural 1 you encountered a very strong enemy who helped catapult you into vasto. The 1 itself isn't exactly what got you killed if I remember correctly.

Technically the last nat 1 you didn't break was last thread after you used all your breakers if I am being totally honest here.

That entire roll was unnecessary.
Abbs fic from Risas perspective or Jagers? I'm currently writing it from Jagers, but realized you can't describe the feeling of touching best chest as well from her perspective.

>>33298203
N

we are not blowing 2 FB on this. fuck you paranoia fueled retards

>>33298254
We take a day off, we don't need FBs as badly.

Unless something attacks us during that.

>>33298295
Seemed like this vote was more from the "Watch it burn" players

>>33298287
Yeah but Asmodeus is a lot more powerful than all the Royal Guard put together, and we're in a very vulnerable location.

You freaked us out.

>>33298287
>The 1 itself isn't exactly what got you killed if I remember correctly.
You remember incorrectly. We were already deep into a long fight against the guy by the time we rolled the one.

>>33298203
no

>>33298287
anons just have a natural fear of failure I suppose. Gets logic and shit tossed out the window sadly

Let the 72 ride!

Azure wouldn't /ruin everything/ from a silly choice we made anyway.

>>33298304
the only thing getting burned is our fatebreakers over nothing fatal, to us or our allies.

bad enough we pissed away one already.

>>33298362

I thought it was a mistake to use a fatebreaker on what looks like a joke situation, but that's arguable.

It would be stupid as hell to use a second fatebreaker on 72, glad that didn't win.

>>33298351
Yes he fucking would and you know it.

"Keep the double 1s! Muh rabbit hole!" was rap battle-tier stupid. It was nearly "tell Ryouichi we killed his parents and do it while we're powerless and then spend several threads insulting him"-tier.

>>33298362
We needed to burn one over the nat 1, we do not want whatever would have happened. Well, Risa probably would have wanted it far too much, but that is the problem.

Burning one on the 72 though would have been a bad idea I think

>>33298317
There was 2. An encounter roll and a combat roll which killed Charlotte.

>>33298289
I want to read Risa getting off grinding on jager's abs and jager enjoying fluffy tails. Third person maybe?

>>33298402
>We needed to burn one over the nat 1

opinions and facts are different things anon

>>33298417
Sin-Fin grinding her tush on Jager's abs while Risa's tails stroke over the both of them.

Just have Asmodaeus join in somehow and it will be GLORIOUS[/spoiler[

>>33298456
Azzy reads from the phone book

>>33298393
Technically thanks to that 100, it would have only been a single 1.

>>33298393
the 5th roll was a 100.

read the quest thoroughly please

>>33298287
Let me guess. The opportunity presented by the fail here would have been that our Grace gets destroyed/removed and we have a slot freed up to go eat things that aren't angels for the full benefit.

>>33298559
No. Your grace was not going to be destroyed.

>>33298595
Would we get a sex drive from this?

FB wasted confirmed.

Why is this playerbase so fucking dumb?

>>33298623
I really don't want us to have a sex drive Ill be honest.

>>33298631
Stop raging so much and save it for critical tings, like deciding whether to fight or not.

>>33298631
>Roll a critfail to withstand a being way fucking stronger than you beating on your soul parts
>Decide to null it
>"WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING STUPID?!?!?!"
Only in HQR.

>>33298631
Maybe because all the 'intelligent' people are unable to express their opinions with any argument other than "I'm right and you're wrong" or being a whiny cunt.

>>33298631
Asmodeus is too much woman for us.

Also she could destroy us with a thought.

>>33298668
it wouldn't kill us, the last nat 1 didn't either
wouldn't kill our allies, they're not here
AE just confirmed Grace wouldn't be destroyed

we'd have just been a quivering pile of flesh in pleasure coma for a bit, maybe lose some time from the day.

you panicked and wasted a FB.

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>72

Not Bad

You harden your defenses against the corrupting influence of [Lust] and remember all the good times. Hurting people, kicking things, kicking more things, and the rhyming. Oh they joyous rhymes you wrote! You continue to press deep into her leg and feel her shiver more, enjoying the sensation of her smooth skin against your fingers.

You keep this up for some time, sending small pulses of delight directly into her leg and making her arch her back in a way you are not even a little interested in. No thank you ma’am. She opens and eye at you and smiles. “Well, this isn’t very fair is it? Here, want me to rub your foot for you? It’s the least I can do.”

“No, no.” You say, keeping your head about you as you focus on the task at hand, remembering as much Doctor Who as you can to keep your mind on the task. “I will be quite alright.”

You finish up and she seems disappointed that it’s over, but a little bit more cheerful. “Thank you Risa. That felt lovely.” She explains as you glance at the clock.

You make your excuses to go back to the shrine. You sigh in the night air and see Jager meeting with 42 against the science building. You creep over and see 42 hand something to Jager.

“Well, this should probably work. I mean, it converts ambient energy into what you need and the process is pretty painless.” He explains.

“Thanks. That was fast. Any side effects?” Jager wonders.

He shrugs. “Nothing special, the stuff I used to make and process it are pretty safe all around.” He explains sort of sciency.

You leap out of the shadows and point at him. “I accuse!” You say “You told me you did not science.”

42 looks around. “Well, science isn’t really a thing? It is the whole collective of knowledge and experience distilled into understandable-“ he starts.

“Don’t you flaunt your liberal education at me 42. And what is that? A Loki bottle? Whiskey which makes time turn yellow? Hats?” You ask.
(1/2)

>>33298705
Probably not quite that easy but I wouldn't bet on us.
>>33298722
Hey, how about we ask azure what would have happened at the end of the thread?

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“It’s sort of a, well.” Jager clears her throat. “A hair growth formula. For hollows.” She explains.

“What?” You ask looking at her.

“Well our hair doesn’t really grow right? No dead skin cells or any sort of biological process to make it happen. 42 found some chemicals while experimenting with different alcohols which can convert ambient energy in hollows into particles which can make your hair and nails grow.” She explains.

“So you can science you little- Wait, why would you want that?” You ask looking at Jager as 42 makes a tactical escape.

She blushes a little and looks away. “Well, when you slept with me I remember brushing your hair and thinking how long it was.” She explains. “Just as an idle thought and I mentioned it since my hair is, ah you know.”

“But Jager.” You protest. “I think your hair looks fantastic on you. Sort of a ‘look I am so pretty I can rock short hair. Behold my pretty!’ type deal.” You explain.

“R-Really?” Jager asks looking at her reflection in a mirror.

“Really.” You reply ruffling her hair before turning to...

[] Go check on the shinigami
[] Accuse 42
[] Visit someone in particular (Who?)
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33298784
>[] Accuse 42

Accuse of being awesome

>>33298784
[x] J'accuse

>>33298784
>[] Go check on the shinigami
Though we should assigning 42 and lupinor at finding gods and science guys

>>33298784
>Accuse 42
How? Why? When?

>>33298784
>[] Go check on the shinigami

Let's get the nofunigami option over with and go do fun stuff after that

>>33298784
>[] Accuse 42
He made Jager self-conscious
Terrify the hell out of him, in a playful manner.
Playful for Risa, anyway.
Also tell him to find more snacks.

>>33298784
>get that nofunigami business out of the way

Accuse 42 seems to win it

>>33298784
>JA'CUSE! Damnit all, you made me speak French! 42, you may not science but Ibwant to know just what can you do?

What, in your opinion, should 42's theme music be?
>my pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJHaQuyUNA

>>33298945
Could this be when we find out what 42s ill defined powers actually are?

>>33298784
[] Go to Hue Co. with a team of elites and scrubs alike to eat some demons.

>>33299049
Let today be about other things. The Hueco retake can happen when we can bring an army to bare.

>>33299049
At this rate 42 is going to get nearly as good at handling us as Jager.
Though I guess we cause 42 a lot more suffering then Jager.

>>33299049
No thanks, we have a mutiny at home we need to cure.

>>33299172
does he have abs?

>>33299149
I think anon was just suggesting a raid, not fully retaking it.

>>33299172
42 only survived this long because he is so good at what he does.
>>33299190
Dont all arancar have abs?

>>33299049
Nah, that can wait.

Also, ruffle Jager's hair.

>>33299190
Probably. He has to be pretty fit. They are not as glorious as Jagers though.

>>33298722
Azure has a history of pushing our shit in for doing stupid shit, Azzy is just now barely out of the "you lose horribly no matter what" territory, and you're saying that it was -obvious- that absolutely nothing bad would happen from keeping that 1? Nobody in their right fucking mind would look at this situation and think that the right choice was to do as poorly as possible when it came to dealing with Azzy smashing at our soul parts. You certainly didn't say anything on the matter more than "I wanna see what happens" while the vote was happening.

Fuck. We hardly ever even spend all of our FBs in a thread unless it's a massive bossfight thread, and it's uncommon even then. And you're complaining about how we "wasted" one of them on this? No, just no. You're either being purposefully antagonistic or you don't even realize just how ridiculous you're being. You're like a man getting upset that he was talked out of Russian Roulette because the guy who loaded the gun confirmed that they weren't regular bullets he used.

Just because it was confirmed no Grace destruction, that doesn't mean nothing bad would have happened. If Azure really wanted to make it known that this was a lighthearted thing and not potentially disastrous, he would have asked for d10000 like he does on every other silly thing and not d100 as is used for combat.

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You follow after 42’s trail, hunting the arrancar down with terrible intent. He made Jager self-conscious, and we can’t have that. You turn into the main building and glare at 42 as he sits on a table, round button eyes- Wait is this really 42? Isn’t that just a doll? “Monologue it says 42 on his shirt. Clearly he must be 42.” You explain pointing a finger at him.

You summon up illusions of the most nightmarish things and shapeshift into a writhing mass of tentacles and teeth. You scurry around him and pull your upper body out of the grime and muck, smiling far too wide. “You made Jager self-conscious you know. I work hard to make her confident in herself and you just show up and give her a bottle of hair lengthening stuff. Do you know how warm her hair is?” You ask.

He is silent, likely terrified of your presence. “Of course not! Because if you had touched her to find out I would murder you without hesitation.” You explain an arrancar in the corner watching the display. “Now, of course, you supporting her is good but you lied to me. You said you couldn’t science. You lied and for that you have to be punished.” You explain.

He is unable to make a defense and you nod fully aware of what to do to him. “Of course I am merciful. If you can give me a reason, a good reason, for letting you live I shall let you go. Aren’t I nice?” You ask.

You slam your hands against the table and smile wide at the terribly short 42. He falls forward and you let out a girlish shriek which gets drowned out by your wall of flesh spinning and tearing him into pieces. Fluff rains down on you as you stab him with lances of flesh and then shove him down your stomach. No options appear before you.

“Hm.” You say looking up. “Must not have been that good of a 42.” You say turning to see a shinigami and arrancar staring at you.
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“No!” You say looking around. “You guys saw it, he lunged at me. I had to defend myself! Shit, that will never fly. Uh, you!” You say pointing at the arrancar. “You are the new 42. If anyone asks you have always been 42!” You explain.

The shinigami furrows his brows and looks at 42. “Wait, weren’t you 42?” He asks.

“Yep.” 42 replies, clearly better at following orders than the last 42.

“Right, so what can you do? Are you sciency?” You wonder.

“Science isn’t just one thing it- You know what, doesn’t matter. No, I do chemicals and stuff. I make alcohol.” He explains.

“Good, the last 42 did that and if we lost our supply I would be- I mean yes! Yes of course. Because you are 42, and that’s his job.” You give and exaggerated wink.

The shinigami looks at 42, then at you, then back to 42. “I’m not sure I understand.” He says.

42 shrugs. “You get used to it. Honestly, it’s like an office job but occasionally one of your coworkers turns into a panther with a shotgun and no scruples.”

You nod at 42’s it’s a living attitude. Surely Jager will be unable to see through this ruse.

What now?

[] Hueco, try to find demons to nom.
[] Go see someone else
[] Ruffle Jager’s hair
[] Go see Shinigami
[] Other, please specify
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>>33299247
That doll has seen things that were never meant to be seen.

>>33299220
stop trying to pass off your paranoia as intelligence and just wait till the end of the thread so somebody can ask AE what the nat 1 would have been.

>>33299305
>[] Go see Shinigami
are they done being bitches yet? don't stop to talk (especially for 6 hours)

>>33299305
>[] Go see Shinigami

>>33299305
>See if Caede wants to go and kill her father to death. Fuego can come.

>>33299305
>[] Go see Shinigami

>>33299305
Well...um...okay.

[]Hueco, try to find demons to nom.

Seriously, easy food. Not saying we start a war, just munch on middle management.

>>33299305
Ruffle Jager's hair and have her see the shinigami for us.

Then check on Caede and Fuego and find out what that demon was.

>>33299305
42 confirmed for being named after his 42 stars of cunning.
>Go see Shinigami

>>33299305
>[] Hueco, try to find demons to nom.
If anything I just want to get some information on the status of the place. I don't expect too much.

>>33299343
Yeah, we aren't strong enough to do that yet
>>33299305
>[] Go see Shinigami

>>33299305
Let's visit some allies like Caede or Mari.

See what they've been up to.

>>33299305
[] Go see someone else
Go see Caede, ask her if it's a good idea to go raid Hueco; go in, ambush some demons, get out, before Beelzebub knows what happened.

Shinigami seems to have it.

>>33299305
>Go see Shinigami
Time to rip off the plaster.

>>33299305
>Go see the Shinigami

>let's get this over with. Like a bandaid right? Hiroshi is good at Bandaids.

>Lupinor is all ice power, I bet her and 42 would make one killer tag team barkeep. Barkeepi? Barkeepodes? What is the proper plural.

>Oi, you lot of No & Some Funigami, which of you are leaving me high and dry and which of you are staying but stubbornly not declaring me the new soul king! I could be a Royal, I could. I've got the wave down pat & I'm pretty sure if I concentrate that I can turn my blood blue.

>Now there's a question, anyone know who the monarch of England is now? I dunno if the old bird died while I was dead. Is Charlie boy on the throne yet?

>>33299323
Don't sit there and act like you haven't been sitting around calling everyone else stupid and trying to pass off your own recklessness as intelligence.

>>33299305
>[x] Go see Shinigami
I'm thinking maybe demons afterward. Probably ask Caede about em or something first.

>>33299444
Ask her about that quincy we fought. Clearly we didnt genocide them hard enough the last time.

>>33299419
Alright, but don't linger.

Maybe even just try to eavesdrop.

>>33299444
you let your fear get the best of you. just learn from it and move on.

>>33299488
This. How are we going to ever be boss cat if we can't even keep a power-group or two dead when they are suppose to be dead?

>>33299305
Pls Azure, if we see Caede ask her about the two demons. The one she captured and the one we killed and ate.

>>33299601
She only captured a quincy. She raped the first demon to death.

>>33299601
No, we voted for having fun with the nofungami. Deal with it.

>>33299669
We can always see her after the meeting...

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You feel your tail pull you towards Jager to ruffle her hair, but you ignore its demands and go after the shinigami. You open the main room and see a large table has been put down with ten chairs all around it. You see Hiroshi is talking to some of the old one infected shinigami, but he turns to you and waves you over. “Ah, Ri-chan!” He says and you walk over to him.

“So what was decided on? Anything interesting?” You wonder.

“Hm, a council of ten was formed. Two arrancars, four from the other faction and four from ours. Ah, I am a council member, as is Shiba-kun, Natsuki-Chan and Shin-san” He means monster. “The other side is, ah, the three you met last time and another. The arrancar are 42 and Jager’s assistant.” He explains.

“Huh. So are you all in charge of paperwork now or what?” You wonder.

“Hm, not really much has changed. We bring a lot of things to a vote and are going to start making decisions about the real world based on that.” He explains.

You don’t need to worry about it. No one can make you do anything you don’t want. “Except for Jager.”

Hiroshi tilts his head. “Jager? Oh, she didn’t really want to be part of it. She said the fact some of the young ones were knocking your hospitality made her unhappy. She put that cute ice arrancar in her place to be her proxy when voting.”

Seems their meeting is done. “The pro human guys going to find another base.”

Hiroshi smiles. “They are already out looking for one.”

That’s a thing.

[] Ask hiroshi something
[] Monster is cool
[] Go see Caede
[] Other, please specify

>>33299551
If you can say what made you think keeping the 1 was a good idea, using only the information we had at the time the fatebreaker vote was called, then I will concede that you are right. You have not done that so far, all you have done is say that everyone who voted FB is paranoid, wasteful, weak, stupid, etc. and then repeat that over and over. You aren't proving your point.

You aren't even showing what lesson people are supposed to take away from this. You say there's a lesson in this? Fine. Point out the factors we missed that determined this to be a roll which was not dangerous at all. Find one thing that we knew about at the time of the FB vote which supports not fatebreaking in this situation. If you can do that, I'll actually have something to look at for future votes and recognize the situation if it arises again.

>>33299747
>[] Monster is cool

Let's see how he's settling in.

>>33299747
>Monster is cool
Doesnt Shin mean evil?

>>33299747
"So did those youngsters say who powered them up? Or are they still acting like they just wanted it more?"

>>33299747
>[x] Monster is cool
"You saw the blight stuff on the other guys, right?"

>>33299747
Who's the 'another'?

>>33299747
>[] Monster is cool

>Natsuki-Chan

Ya blew it Hiroshi

Well, that voting distribution means that the non-asshole faction will prevail in all but the most controversial decisions at least.

>>33299747
Ask why Netoka and Takumi aren't on the council. I mean, the pair of them are captains right?

>>33299751
Not him but voted no because Azure said a lot before asking if we wanted it and how the post before it said she was doing her best not to hurt us so I didn't think any major or real damage would happen.

>>33299747
Tell these guys about Bardwah's Folly and the barrier we have over it.

As long as they don't touch our stuff too much, they can keep some things over there if they want, and with permission of that priest guy we made.

>>33299848

Nekota is probably too lazy to be on the council.

I'm guessing Fallen Angel shenanigans for Takumi since Natsuki is his Lt.

>>33299881
No fuck those guys.

>>33299848
This is a good question. Hell, Takumi is Natsuki's captain

>>33299881
>Nofunigami want to be free of us.
>Offer them shelter in our personal domain which we have some degree of divine power over.

They're not going to want it.

>>33299902
>Nekota is probably too lazy to be on the council.
Or Azure forgot they exist. I'm pretty sure we did at least

>>33299848
>Captain, I'll be on the council for you, that sure is a lot of paperwork! Just sit back and rub my cheeks!

>>33299965

You forgot the Ara~ Ara~ in the green text. That would do it

>>33299747
>[] Ask hiroshi something
who is the 4th douchbagagami?

>>33299751
You didn't consider the situation. The death of us and or our allies was nigh impossible. Permanently losing a power over a small act of kindness? AE is not that harsh and definitely not without a reason. Azzy has been nothing but helpful and nice to us and would not need to subterfuge to kick our ass. People saw a nat 1 and hit the panic button.

Caution is fine but don't let fear dictate your actions. I only FB for combat or if the well being of our allies (the imporatant ones, not nameless canon fodder) hinge on the roll.

Since it doesn't look like we're getting into a fight today, its not that big a problem.

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Would Jager wearing a Risa suit be a viable tactic during combat?

>>33300105
Sin-Fin's already sort of doing that.

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“So why not Takumi or Nekota?” You wonder.

“Neko-han said he doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other thus declined and Takumi said he wanted to give the position to Natsuki-chan. I didn’t see any reason to turn her down.” He says with a smile then he looks slyly at you for a moment. “Was there a reason I should have turned her down, Ri-chan?”

You shrug, uncertain if he noticed the face she is a God damned Fallen Angel with cheeks which are like so bloody nice. “I was just wondering that’s all.”

You say farewell and go to see Monster, the Old One infused Visored. You see him talking with someone who looks like a person you know but decide to ignore it because you don’t remember little people that often. “Hey there Monster masher.” You offer as greetings.

He turns to you and again a voice in your head is struck by his likeness of a certain Vin. “Missed the meeting. Not a bad move.” He says and you shrug.

“Wasn’t much. Sort seemed a bit like a pain, didn’t it? So, how is life in the world of the not dead treating you?” You ask.

“Quiet. Quiet enough to hear your blow flow and muscles ache. It’s nice, but makes me think something’s going to jump out at ya.” He explains.

“Been a while, Risa.” The guy he was talking to says.

Oh uh, it’s... that guy.

[] Who are you again?
[] Hayato, right? Do we know any hayatos?
[] What, that bloke died. It is clearly Akira
[] Other, please specify

>>33300146
>[] Hayato, right? Do we know any hayatos?

I remember! Sorry about your dead girlfriend

>>33300146
Oh, shit. Its the guy who we set up and got his girlfriend killed.

>>33300146
>Loki, it's always Loki
>But seriously, it's probably Hayato

>>33300146
blood flow*

Blow does not flow, except into risa.

>>33300146
>Go look up The Impossible Quiz. It was made by british for british

>>33300146
>[] Hayato, right? Do we know any hayatos?

how are you holding up?

You remember little person!

Writing now

>>33300237
I don't. Did we rescue him from that flame bird spear once?

>>33300278
yup that's one.

I wonder if he knew what happened to Ryouichi? he trained him a bit and then we ate the brat....

>>33300311

I'm sure he'll get over it. Nothing compared to losing your girlfriend and being stuck in a hellish dimension for who knows how long

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Hey it’s ugh, you! Sin-Fin’s murder car? No, she doesn’t like cars. Jager’s er, wait. He is- “Oh, Ryouichi’s love interest! Hey there Hayato. How you been?” You ask.

“Well, my girlfriend died.” Get over it. “Then Soul Society got caught up in a giant fire bird.” Get over it. “Then I find out Nobuhiko is dead and we fight the captain commander.” Get over it. “Then monsters infect us with crazy.” Get over it. “So, you know. Tired, old.” He explains. “Did I thank you yet for killing the guy who killed my girlfriend?”

“Technically that was Sin-Fin. He was all appled up and she was all ‘I think not mate. Such a thing as too eager you know’ then her dress ate him I think. Or she tore out his heart, I honestly can’t remember but it was suitably dramatic.” You explain.

“I’ll have to thank her.” He says.

You notice dark circles and a sunken expression. You remember the Hayato which was so energetic, so happy, and so in love with Ran that the world was his oyster. Seems her death really took a toll on him and- “Why are you describing all that?” You wonder.

Get him the hook up with someone man. You are the reason the lass who used to ruffle his hair is dead. “Not my fault.” Well, round about it is. Look at him, he survived this long. Hook him up.

You agree to think about it before leaving to…

[] Go see Caede
[] To Hueco
[] Jager ruffling time?
[] Other, please specify

>>33299982
Azzy liking / being nice to us wasn't something that should have been factored in. Her leg is a sensitive issue and has been shown to make her act with extreme irritability towards us. Azzy handling us is like a gorilla handling a kitten. A nat 1 on the kitten's part could easily mean moving into the wrong spot as a hand jerks and going squish. She's easily enough to fuck us up accidentally, and even if death was unlikely, being put out of commission for a day or two was not out of the realm of possibility, and that would have been bad with Gabriel's meeting coming up in a few days.

You say that you don't think AE is harsh enough to mulch our Grace over that critfail because you viewed the action that led to it as a small act of kindness. Ok. Maybe that is a bit extreme even for AE and his history of willingness to hurt the players. That still doesn't mean it would have been pleasant. I was still a 1. In all likelihood, no matter what it was, and I say this knowing that there probably would have been some way to turn it around or fix it, it would have been unpleasant initially and possibly for a while. Did you really want to add another thing to our plate right now? Another thing for people to yell about us spending time on because it's distracting from the get gud?

An FB here saved an unlikely minimum of 0 time, and a max of a couple days.
An extra FB in hard combat for another HE/WB saves 3 or 4 rounds (between a few seconds and minutes) tops.

>>33300391
>Caede

>>33300391
>Go see Caede

>>33300391
Hey, Monlogue, when a nofungami kills something the soul goes to the soul king right? And then we ate at least some of the soul king. And we can split part of ourself off into a new minion. Do we have his girlfriends soul somewhere around in there, and can we split it off?

>>33300391
>Go see Caede
How did Ran die again? Also we need to see what we can do with those drums today.

>>33300391
>[x] Go see Caede
the name of the demon we tussled with in Lola's mask challenge thing. we ask her that yet?

>>33300406
Using hard numbers with no hard evidence?

>>33300491
Evil Santa gami shoved his hand in her chest and fished around for plot rock

>>33300391
>[X] Go see Caede
BZZZZZZZ

>>33300391
>[x] Other, please specify
Stop by the plant and say sorry for the rotten time in SS. That place is shit.

They're probably near by Caede anyway, so we can do it on the way

>>33300391
Tell him to cheer up not all hope is lost. Our best friend died once but we managed to bring him back.

Looks like Caede?

Buzz buzz it is

>>33300486
Nah, she is probably raw energy all mixed up in us and Lucy-goose.

Unless you are hinting we should let him touch our plot rock in which case I say how dare you! We haven't let anyone touch our plot rock when we have a flesh and blood body.

Flesh and not blood.

Spirit.

You know what I mean.

>>33300723
We should let Jager touch our Plot Rocks.

>>33300753
l-lewd...

>>33300723
Shit, would have been a neat trick. Plus, I was looking forward to seeing her after She'd been turned into a risa minion.

Plus, it would be hilarious if our minions are the souls of people we had eaten, directly or indirectly.

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You decide to find Caede, your strangely adorable demon girl who you haven’t- when was the last time you snuggled her? You think back and conclude it has been a long forever and follow the acidic/sulfurous stench of Caede’s energy.

You find her laying on her stomach, playing with a pencil and kicking her legs softly as she looks over a book. You approach, as silent as death itself and loom over the small girl. You flex your fingers as you charge up and make ready to pounce, an ambush unlike any other. You time it just right and fall on her, wrapping your arms and legs around the teenaged looking demon. “Wha!” She jolts in surprise and into your body.

You press your cheek against hers and smile as you rub against her. “Cute little Caede, such an adorable looking thing.” You coo making her face flush.

“I am not adorable! Stop saying that! Let go of me you british skank! I am a Hell Knight of Gluttony itself! I sing lullabies of the darkness within all mankind!” She explains.

“Yes you are such a scary hell knight. Here, here.” You say lifting her shirt and dancing your fingers over her exposed stomach. “Is this the spot is it?” You ask.

He starts writhing in your grasp, laughter echoing through the room as you tickle her. You go to her sides and stomach and keep hitting all the right spots. “I-I am shoving barbed maggots down my play thing’s cocks! I feed him the entrails of his own half demon spawn I forced on him with the lesser beings! Stop it! S-Stop tickling me!” She commands as you roll around with her.

You continue your tickling assault until she cries and gives up. She pants heavily on the ground disheveled and you turn to go. “I won.” You say proudly.

Wait, we were doing something here. You turn back to Caede as she straightens her clothing and…

[] Ask her about her play stuff
[] Ask about Hueco, it requires strategy
[] Snuggle her more, she smells sort of nice when you get around to it
[] Other, please specify

>>33300904
Eh, maybe she got stuck in one of the royal guard. Now THAT would be an interesting XP option.

>>33300928
>[] Ask about Hueco, it requires strategy

What is the best way to kill your Dad?, the fly guy not Dom

>>33300928
>[x] I got a new toy. It curses objects with tickles. Show me something cool to ticklefy that would get people!
>[x] Ask about Hueco, it requires strategy

>>33300940
What? Royal guard? Ha, I mean, why would the soul king be interested in a shinigami that had an apple of eden in it.

One tampered with by Lucy and potentially a vessel for storing more energy.

T-that's crazy, right anonymous?

Ha... ha ha.

Ha

>>33300928
>Ask her about her play stuff
>Ask about Hueco, it requires strategy
And when I say play stuff I mean the guy she captured.

>>33300975
...Fuck, she's a member of the royal guard, isn't she?

>>33300975
Hayato is going to be pissed when we eat her

>>33300975
Yup, we are definitely eating all of them.

Say, would it count as a miracle to bring back a lost lover from being 'double dead' to just 'dead' and reuniting her with the significant other?

>>33301044
I think it might be easier to miracle the crystals out of her.

>>33301056
>>33301044
Could we ask Jesus to help? He seems like a nice guy.

>>33301019
>Hayato is going to be pissed when we eat her
Yeah, that sounds like an excellent way to get ourselves killed.

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>>33301171
by Hayato?

>>33301171

Maybe we can throw the bloke a bone since we did ruin his life, but what the hell is he going to do us?

He's weaker than Monster, we are way beyond his power level now.

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“So what about Hueco Mundo? How do we kill Fly Guy?” You wonder.

“Beelzebub? You aren’t strong enough. His demons maybe, but not him. He is one of the fallen, one of the commanders of hell and an avatar of sin itself. Why would you be able to beat him up?” She asks.

“Okay, about the demons in Hue Co. then, can I kill them? I am really looking for one with the masochism power.” You explain.

She tilts her head and thinks about it for a few seconds. “There might be some high ranking demons there who have it, yeah. You would have a better chance of finding one from Asmodeus’ circle though. That whole Sadism and Masochism thing sounds like her deal. A succubus or an Incubus who has had a long time to fester in hell. Otherwise find a high ranking demon which is made for defense.”

You nod sonidoing behind her and placing her in your lap. You wrap your arms around her and she starts to protest but you trace your finger over where you were tickling her before and she shuts up. You make your thinking parts move and then go on to the next question. “How about that bloke you captured?”

“The quincy?” Caede asks. “He is alive though I don’t think he wants to be.” Caede explains.

She frowns and pushes your hand off her stomach. “Don’t touch my stomach.” She commands.

“Well did he say anything?” You ask.

“Please no more, I am sorry. Don’t hurt me anymore. My wife? Where did you find her? No! Baby please no. Ah, ugh, my ass please stop. No don’t put those there.” She says tilting her head.

“No, about Loki.” You explain.

“Oh. They said their father sent them that gift. They weren’t able to tell if it was actually Loki because of course not.” She replies.

[] Ask her something else.
[] Consider adorable nickname for Caede
[]Other, please specify

>>33301229
[]Consider Adorable Nickname
[]Go demon hunting.

>>33301229
>[] Consider adorable nickname for Caede
Jeff Goldblum

>>33301229
>Ask her something else.
So where can we go to kill demons apart from hueco?