>>33301677
>Find your crew- you need food and company!
>Find Grampa- he's gotta be proud of his tank and grandson.

>>33301677
>Find the Nishizumi camp- Let's go see what their reaction is.
you promised us a Shiho/Maho staredown BJ.

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>>33301677
>Find Grampa- he's gotta be proud of his tank and grandson.
THEN
>Find your Crew and get food.

>>33301677
>Find the Nishizumi camp- Let's go see what their reaction is.

>>33301677
>Find Grampa- he's gotta be proud of his tank and grandson.
>Crew 'n Food

>>33301805
This. Big lunch with everyone.

>>33301677
>Find Grampa- he's gotta be proud of his tank and grandson.

>>33301677
>Find the Nishizumi camp- Let's go see what their reaction is.
>>33301838
remember what happened last time we did a big, crazy meal? Did not end well.

>>33301677
>Find Grampa- he's gotta be proud of his tank and grandson.
>Find your crew- you need food and company!
>Find the Nishizumi camp- Let's go see what their reaction is.

In this order.

>>33301921
seconded.

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>>33301865
I remember no such disaster.

>>33301921
this

>>33301677
>Find Grampa- he's gotta be proud of his tank and grandson.

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What is this? How do I panzer?

>>33301972
Shiho showed up. *semi* forced Miho into outing us as a item. we go to them, we dictate the flow of battle. odds are, we go for a big meal, Shiho pulls a repeat to insult us and verbally abuse Miho some more. Do you want Miho to be abused?

>>33302053
We just browbeat her for being a cunt.

>>33302093
Get our grandfather to practice his knifehand on her?
Or grow a pair and do it ourselves.

>>33302093
>>33302130
Agreed... if we do it on our terms. if we stand up to Shiho at a party, we look like assholes, she gets justification to pull behind-the-scenes BS . We respectfully retaliate on Shiho's turf, we upgrade our Man cards and forge our own path.

>>33301994
Mina-puppy! What are you doing here?

"Alright..." You say, clapping your hands and rubbing them together as you plan. "I could, quite literally, eat a horse right now. So we need food." You nod sagely. "But I also need my crew and let's find my grandfather." You pause for a second. "Heck, get everyone you recognize! Grab 'em, bring them to the picnic tables."

"We'll need to split up-" Yukari says, voice serious as she gets ready for her duty. "We'll need to stay in contact." She whips our her smartphone. Miho fishes hers out as well. "Thirty minutes?"

You and Miho nod. "Thirty minutes." Miho echoes. "We'll rendevoux back here."

>Head back to Black Jack.
>Scout the picnic area.
>Back towards the Nishizumi tents.
>Other.

So, they're not going to buff the Super Pershing in WoT.

How does this make you feel?

>>33302742
>Head back to Black Jack.
In other news, BJ has succesfully stalled writing the Anzio match until the OVA was released/ now we wait on fansubs.
You know what you don't need to wait for: GUPQ Episode 6!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M-V9jLakLyNvxRf7iVTMY_-0V71WjK2dzo2FGSApulY/edit?usp=sharing

>>33302835

Of course! That was my plan all along!

Yeah... Stall for the Anzio match. Totally.

>>33302772
>com
He sold it.

>>33302742
>Head back to Black Jack.

>>33302742
>>Head back to Black Jack.

>>33302742
>Head back to Black Jack.

>>33302873

Blackjack, what's your WOT name?

>>33303023
LegioCI
now go kill him so he can get back to writing.

>>33303047
He isn't even online.

>>33302972
dunno where that wild '.com' came from...

>>33303097
Then he's writing. All is right with the world... for now.

>>33303099
You had highlighted somewhere.

>>33303132
yeah, I think it came from that google docs link Scholar posted earlier.

Quick editing question BlackJack.
>You look over at Roy. "Y'know, I've never actually seen Miho angry." You say. "You're a bad influence." You shake your head and put your eyes back to the binoculars.
Is 'you say' supposed to be Roy saying that I'm a bad influence? these sentences don't fit together quite right.

>>33303566
To me, it indicates that we said the previous sentence, and Roy's saying the reply. But that's just me.

>>33303566

Link? Hard to say without context.

So I just sold my Lowe in a fit of drunken rage...and not a small amount of really bad matches.

Did I do good, or did I do good?

>>33303722
Here's the post, from the thread where we challenged Erika to the duel we just won.

>"No, we're not going to cause that much property damage." You chide. "Could always come back from practice unexpectedly early, though?" You think for a second- you'll need a good excuse. "Hey Richard, think you can almost snap a track link on the way back?" You ask of your driver, careful to stay off the radio for your plotting. It's actually not hard to accidently screw up a tank's tracks, the trick here is that you needed to keep Black Jack mobile- a flat tired, not a lost wheel, so to speak.

"Easy peasey." Richard replies. You smile- he's probably trying to get back on your good side before you make him spend any more time with the Public Morals Committee. "Say the word and I'm ready to go."

You look over at Roy. "Y'know, I've never actually seen Miho angry." You say. "You're a bad influence." You shake your head and put your eyes back to the binoculars. "We'll give a few more shots and then leave Duck and Hippo to it." You sigh- Miho definately wasn't going to like this, but you don't hide for the sake of convienience, and her family could take it or leave it.
>>33303710
noted, waiting for BJ confirmation. Original authorial intent and all that.

>>33303746

Lowe's actually not that bad- it trades a lot for a fantastically powerful and accurate gun. Trick is to play it more like a US Heavy- hulldown and try to only expose your turret and upper plate while you engage at medium-long ranges.

When you can't do that, it's actually got pretty decent side armor that lends itself well to side-scraping.

>>33303746
>>33303805
yeh, you done goofed fairly bad.

>>33303819
Eh, I still have my chinaman and that SU-122.

Now I just need to lay off on the sauce when playing.

>>33303800

Ah, so basically Russells is saying he's never seen Miho angry and then saying that Richard is a bad influence. (I think I might've mixed the two up- have I mentioned that one of my regrets for this quest was giving 3/5s of the tank crew names that start with R?


>>33303819

If you want a tank that's hard to do badly in, get the IS-6. Great armor, great mobility and some of the highest Alpha and DPM in its tier. Only drawbacks are accuracy and relatively low AP penetration.

>>33303871
nigga I have the IS-6, you made me get it.

>>33303871
Thanks BJ, you're the best!

>>33303903

Meant that for Ex-Lowefag

>>33304042
I figured, thought you were slipping in your old age ;)

Your first instinct is to check Black Jack- it helps that he's been parked back in the quonset hut that is Oorai's temperary base of operations- a basic corrugated steel construction mainly to keep the weather and sun off the armor and paint- capped on one side with a simple wall and a pair of doors on the other.

Black Jack stands vigil- and in front of you is your grandfather, staring up at the great tank with his hand around Mrs. Reizei- Mako's grandmother. You restrain a shuddering trip down memory lane. "So..." You say as you approach. "Did you ever think when you saved him from the scrap heap he'd be part of history?"

"This?" You grandfather says, clapping you on the shoulder. "Nah. But I always figured Black Jack was special. Good to see he's the same unstoppable brute he was back in the day."

>"So, we're going to be feasting in celebration..."
>"So, Reizei, what did you think of the match?"
>Other.

>>33304448
>>"So, we're going to be feasting in celebration..."

>>33304448
>"So, we're going to be feasting in celebration..."

>>33304448
>"So, we're going to be feasting in celebration..."
Episode 7: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uBwrhqq7ylDDoDxA2eKk4vaoOwRBRQqfVonuJo4CNZE/edit?usp=sharing

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>>33304448
>"So, we're going to be feasting in celebration..."

Come, honoured progenitor, and celebrate with us in a victory feast.

>>33304448
>>"So, we're going to be feasting in celebration..."
>>"So, Reizei, what did you think of the match?"
That's 'Mrs. Reizei', to you.

>>33304448
>"So, Reizei, what did you think of the match?"

It's not too late for you two to get married now.

>>33304610
I remember the last time that got brought up, it devolved into Mako crawling into our bed for warmth and Miho going yandere.
TL; DR, Let's not, OK?

>>33304685
Why not? That sounds like it would be a riot.

>>33304685
They are both widowed, right? I find no problem with this. Besides, they still have a warm flame of love between the two of them. Let the two of them be happy together.

>>33304766
well, at the time, Half the thread was looking for realistic tank battles, while the other half wanted more of what the original show did.
>>33304777
That is a good point.

If you all are fine with Mako, Miho and Russells all living in the same house, ok. BTW, Where the Hell has Grandpa's cat Miss Betty been? She's shown up once, given an intimidating reputation, then POOF! Its a giant BLAGM.

>>33304912
why would Miho live with them? She's got her own apartment, Mako I could understand, but why Miho?

>>33304912
Besides, Mako/Grandpa appear to balance each other out just fine.

About that cat. I just chalk it up to BlackJack forgetting the cat exists.

Chekov's cat. Calling it here, folks.

>>33304978
1. Realistic mode: Shiho cuts tuition, Miho has to find new place.
2. Rom-com mode: Miho wants to make sure we STAY her boyfriend.
3. Clingy mode: Miho moves in to show Mom and Sis she's on her own. Teenage rebellion and all that.
>>33305039
If we compare personalities, yes. However, there hasn't been much interaction between the two individually. Balance? Nah. More like hilarity.

>>33304912
Wait Maho likes us now, I have been out of the game lately so can someone care to explain?

If it's not too much trouble

"So..." You say, walking out in front of the two... lovebirds. "We're doing a bit of a celebratory feast- trying to round everyone up and get them over to the picnic tables. You two coming?" You say brightly.

"Not right now, but earlier this morning..." You grandfather says with a sneaky smile, as you feel the blood drain from your face. Oh god. OH GOD.

"James!" Mrs. Reizei says, blushing herself and playfully slapping your Grampa on the shoulder.

You wander around then off into the crowd- somewhere behind you, you hear grandfather giggling a bit. "That never gets old..." You suddenly feel the need to find a garbage can or bathroom.

>Mind bleach. Where?!
>Get away from here... ANYWHERE.
>Find Black Forest Peak and gloat.
>Other.

>>33305217
>Mind bleach. Where?!

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>>33305217
>Get away from here... ANYWHERE.
Anywhere but here

>>33305217
>>Get away from here... ANYWHERE.
>>Find Black Forest Peak and gloat.
The gloating will cleanse us.

>>33305217
>Get away from here... ANYWHERE.
>>33305201
Do you mean Maho or Miho?
if you mean Miho, we started on with an accidental kiss turning into a mutual passion for trolling... and we became a couple when we comforted Miho over her mother issues.

>>33305217
Gramps you dog

>Find Erika and gloat, chill with Mako.

>>33305217
>Find Black Forest Peak and gloat.
>Other.
"You two sound like you are already been married to each other for years now."

>>33305217
>Get away from here... ANYWHERE.

>>33305217
>Get away from here... ANYWHERE.
find our crew, the feast will cleanse the taint.
gloating in front of Shiho? perfect way to destroy any respect we may have earned with her with the duel. Kind of a bad idea.

>>33305217
>Find Black Forest Peak and demonstrate maturity and sportsmanship.

>>33305217
>>Find Black Forest Peak and gloat.

>>33305421
This Guy's got it!

>>33305421
+ 1

>>33305421
+1

>>33305421
This.

We are not an ass in victory

>>33305421
yeah, scratch my earlier vote, let's go with this.

>>33305421
Hey, if we're not a cunt to her and Shiho goes full Hitler and tosses her out, we can poach her for Ooarai.

>>33305421
Alter my vote to allow this, but keep the > Other add on.

>>33305421
One thing I've been meaning to say about Erika: her mouth keeps issuing checks her tank can't cash.
>>33305536
you. I like you.

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>Not choosing the mystery box option
It's like you guys don't want to go on an ADVENTURE

>>33305536
SHITHO A SHIT

>>33305590
>implying mystery box=fun, rather than pain and torment.
You're one of those guys who found the varied ways you could get killed in CoC hilarious, aren't you?

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>>33305536
It's not like Erika lost because she saw kittens that needed petting and abandoned her tank mid-battle.

>>33305666
Miho didn't ditch her tank 'cause of kittens, yet here we are.

>>33305666
she still dishonored Black Forest Peak by losing to a filthy foreigner in front of the ENTIRE WORLD. she will be fortunate to remain at the school, much less still the team.

>>33305666
The only kittens involved ate the ones Shitho's probably shitting right now.

>>33305769
*Are

Fuckdamnit

Double episode since I forgot
Episode 8 link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13zWBF-4A5fhEGgjyz1nQCPnDFd4Qk8ojbChLc2mWyKE/edit?usp=sharing
Episode 9 link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cXgQkmOi-D9SjF8sNfM1lPQsBSDzQv0OHs2uJS3p4EM/edit?usp=sharing

>>33305421
This

You wander the crowds, still in a daze and attempting to scrub your brain of the memories and mental images. You mostly stare at the ground and try to think happy thoughts. Happy, happy thoughts.

It doesn't quite work.

As you wander forward though, you're stopped by an arrogent huff. "So, come to gloat then?"

"Hm?" You look up and realise you've wandered over towards the Black Forest Peak's quonset hut- the massive recovery trailer is still offloading the bulk of the Tiger II, but in front of you is Erika. There's still the angry glint in her eyes, but she looks like the wind's been knocked out of her sails a bit.

Good- she needed to be taken down a peg.

>Sportsmanship.
>Gloat.
>Leave.
>Other.

>>33306268
>>Sportsmanship.

>>33306268
>Sportsmanship.
"no. you did good. you were one street away from finding me. In the future, lose the attitude and superiority complex, and you'll discover a whole new world of Senshado."

>>33306314
Eh...let's go with this.

>>33306268
>Sportsmanship.

>>33306268
>Sportsmanship

>>33306268
>Sportsmanship.
>"And it's not like this will be our last meeting in the field..."
Leave something hanging to look forward to.

>>33306314
seconded.

>>33306366
>>33306314
These. Perhaps offer a hand to shake on it?

>>33306314
>>33306366
>>33306380
I am a Scholar and a Gentleman, and I approve of this plan.

Remember when we fought Saunders? I sure do.
Now, You can to. Episode 10 link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G4ypKovXSEuX9OgmDyHTVpRj7Lxo5ht8pslPkWfWEwc/edit?usp=sharing

>>33306415
*too.
When a doctor tells you that you need at least 8 hours of sleep... you should listen to the guy who went to med school.

>>33306314
>>33306380
>>33306380
combination for the win, eh.

>>33305076
sister when?

>>33306721
About the same time you finish that Rose pic.

>>33306740
ok

it's hard to play lewd things when family are always in the same room though

btw I got artificial academy and made a rina, no pics yet though

>>33306752
>2014
>computer in a public area.

>>33306752
I remember, I remember.
>>33306765
living room desktop

>>33306771
living room desktop yes

I have a computer in the basement, but it's shit and broken, and my xbox is in my room so if I want to play games and shit I just go there

>>33306771
You poor, poor, people.

>>33306788
I'm a college student. we pretend to be rich like our parents when, in fact, we are incapable of financial independence. So yes, we're poor!

You straighten up a bit. "Just out for a walk." You say, looking up and around at the sights. "As long as you're hear though..." You notice her rolling her eyes. No- screw that. "Hey- you already got to have an attitude earlier! So listen up, alright."

She sighs and looks at you with about as much politeness as someone of her personality can muster. "What? Your Gaijin senshado style is superior? Thats why the Germans lost the war? Come on, Ami. I've got debriefings to get to." Oh look at that, polite snarkiness.

"Actually- you were within about twenty seconds of having my tank dead to rights." You say. "We crossed a street you had been aiming down about twenty seconds after you'd moved on to check the next street." You shrug. "We got lucky and we capitalized on it." You offer your hand to shake. "You fought well."

She snubs it. "You won't get lucky next time." She says, looking you in the eye. "Don't you dare lose before the finals- I want the glory of taking you out."

>"Whatever."
>"Thanks. I think."
>"Bring it."
>Other.

>>33306845
>"Bring it."

>>33306845
>"Bring it."
we say this respectfully, from one rival to another.

>>33306871
This

>>33306845
>>Other.
"I guess that is as close to graciousness as I am going to get from you, isn't it?"

>>33306845
>"Bring it."

>>33306871
Seconded.

>>33306845
>"Bring it."

BRONG OT

>other
Then if i'm to only to lose to you then you are only to lose to me

>>33306845
>"Thanks. I think."

>>33306871
+1

>>33306845
>Hatesex in her destroyed tank

>>33306845
>Hate sex

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>>33307032
>>33307038

>>33306871
This.

>>33306845
>Hatesex on the ruined tank infront of the whole blackforest team

>>33306845
Man now I want to see Erika/Russels hatesex now. This shit it inevitable like gravity

>"Bring it."

>>33307032
>>33307038
>>33307080

I'm BlackJack, and that's why I drink.

>>33307083
better get writing then, 'cause that's the only way you're going to get it.

>>33307101
Well you could pester me for it, but then you'd need to wait like six months

>>33307098
shit like that is why I stayed in the archives.
I swear these guys are the same ones who bitched and moaned that they couldn't do a harem protagonist. ignore them and they'll eventually filter back to /d/, their natural habitat.

>>33307121
I am in no rush for such a thing, and really, neither should you.

>>33307149
What of "six months" implies I'm in a rush?

>>33307178
touche.

Girls Und Panzer Quest Episode 11!
Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/164d8rcZXC1B6GHG6cewD_J5V9uOzCqkkWM8VYXJlPs4/edit?usp=sharing

http://imgur.com/a/ND4GS here y'all go

>>33307332
Sweet!

>>33307332
That camoed tank pic is sketchy. What do they do if a planes comes? Duck down and pray they aren't spotted? That'd be an intense minute or two waiting for a bomb to fall.

BJ is dead, who brought the sacrifices for the ritual?

>>33307401
Welcome to WW2/Korea War Armoured combat.

You step up to her- just inside her personal space bubble- and look her dead in the eye. "Bring. It. On." You say slowly, deliberately. "We're not losing this. Not to you, especially." You spend a few more seconds playing some glaring version of chicken- she backs off first, backing a way a few seconds before attempting to disengage.

"Oh, Erika." You say, stopping her once more. "Someone was tell me where you were that entire match." Her eyes go wide for a moment, but before she can put voice to it you continue. "You. Well, your big, heavy loud-ass steel tracks. I could litearlly hear you on the other side of town." You laugh and smile ruefully as her mouth snaps shut. "Any time I needed to know where you were, all I had to do was stop my tank and open the hatch."

She affixes you with a long, hateful stare. "I'm going to enjoy the finals." She says, before finally walking off. So are you. And you're gonna enjoy your victory feast, too.

>>33307450
NEXT TIME!

>>33307450
NEXT TIME ON BLACK JACK Z!

>>33307467
HATE SEX

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!

>FEAST!
>We try not to think about Grampa and Reizei's... activities.
>Interruptions!

Girls und Panzer will return tomorrow at 4-5PM PST.

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>>33307467
ON NAMEKBALL Z

>>33307483
Yep, still on Namek.

And we're archived, remember to vote!

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>>33307450
>She affixes you with a long, hateful stare. "I'm going to enjoy the finals." She says, before finally walking off. So are you. And you're gonna enjoy your victory feast, too.

And all that hate, all the hate took to blow these motherfuckers away.

Chapter XXXIV

>>33309511
You should probably post the link.