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"I'm not wasting time with this."

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You are now Neckbeard. The main character of this game file.
You had just noticed this guy tied up in your Cat Baker's kitchen right now. After an intense sexual session with her.
How are you gonna deal with this?

>>33327611
Wait a moment for our simple brain to sort this anon into "soul food," "minion," "sex," or "standard food."

>>33327611
Invite for round 2?

Rolled 16

>>33327537
>>33327543
>>33327572
Fucking Mary Sue GMPC bullshit. We didn't even roll for the dicklunge yet.

>>33327611
Bake neckbread with Cat Baker.

>>33327729
Hey, what the hell do you think happens when you summon the master of reality?

>>33327807
I just want to see the telebitches dodge roll, that's what.

>>33327611
Pee on tied anon

>>33327611
Fuck him, too.

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Rolled 4

Teli ingame, when summoned, will not be up for battle purposes entirely. She will act as a fashion shop owner if you come across one of her doors. No harm will be presented to any ingame characters, as they would just be flung into the nearest soft spot. If no soft landing is around, she will spawn a random one. Be it ballpit, bed, pillows, a pool of whipped cream.
If you find her daughter, she will lead you to the shop as the one in charged.

>>33327678

Rolling for decision on this.

1. Soul food
2. Minion
3. Sex
4. Standard Food

>>33327680

Will occur if dice lands on sex.

>>33327611
Aaaw, how thoughtful of her! She found us anew toy! We gonna call him a Snack!

>>33328021
Poor one-arm anon. I knew him, Horatio.

>>33328021
PAUSE, FILE SELECT

>>33328021
PAUSE, FILE SELECT

>>33328081
>>33328143
Huh. I didn't think anyone else would back me on this.

Trying for evens, I suppose.

>>33328021
Make sure to dance it up.

>>33328021
One arm anon break bondage out of pure fear adrenaline.

>>33328266
We gotta be him to do that, right?
>>33328143
Trying again.

>>33328302
We've given npcs commands before.

>>33328366
Have we? Muh bad.

>>33328366
I think Armless-Anon is an exception. Not sure if Anon, Garush, etc. are selectable on file 2 or not.

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>>33328194

Might as well entertain the guy before you eat him!

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He smells like like a lot of arousal and desperation. With a hint of fear.

>>33328783
When did we get a mega carapace?

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>>33328302

SELECT FILE

>>33328783
Terrifying. And erotic!

>>33328817
Select One-arm file.

>>33328817
>Select One-arm file
>select succubus

>>33328817
Freedom!

>>33328848
>select succubus
Dude, battle of the demons?

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>>33328872

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>>33328912
You'r lucky this turned out to be my only fma pic.

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>>33328846
>>33328848

Just to be sure, select character.

>SUCCUBUS
>ONE-ARM

>>33329052
>SUCCUBUS!!!

>>33329052
succubus!

>>33329052
Succubus Select!

>>33329065
>>33329075
Succubus.
>>33329052
Who is this background fellow? I'm so confused

>>33329065
>>33329075
>>33329085
>>33329093
Haha wow. SUCCUBUS GEEZE

>>33329052
Select one-arm

>>33329111
No!! Sucubus damn you

>>33329052
>[X] ONE-ARM

>>33329052
Succubus

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You are now the Succubus.

>>33329259
>Celebrate this fact.

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>>33329270

Nothing real special to celebrate about, but you're glad you're you.

>>33329287
Use detective skills to trace down that Anon bugger who got out of his rough, non-consentual sex.

>>33329287
>Feel good about that for a moment, then examine your current surroundings.`

>>33329287
Now, where the fuck is one-arm. You still want to rape him. It's a matter of principal to not let guys get away.

>>33329287
Go back to following your hellhound as it pursues the one-armed poet's scent.

>>33329270
>>33329300
hehe :^)
>>33329287
lick hand suggestively

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>>33329300

You are currently in some residential area, where you followed this guy with a missing foot to his home. You were watching him getting undressed.

>>33329308

Oh right, your hound has been tracking his scent. It's pointing to the area with Cat Park station.

>>33329546
>Make a pit stop. Your hound looks like it needs to poop.

>>33329546
Man what a great day to be a succubus! Enjoy the essence you already stole from one-arm, then follow in a leisurely manner.

No one has ever beaten you at anal bomberman, and no one ever will.

>>33329591
Evens.

>>33329546
Fucking catpeople. You never really liked the animal people, but you the catfolk least of all.

>>33327537
Why is this TV so hot? Why am I so reminded of Broken Age.

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>>33327537
I know I've seen that TV lady before...

>>33329546
Become an incubi and grow a beard

I will bump this.
Once.
Because I don't want it to die.
Live!

>>33333075
Useless.

>>33334404
Muda.

>>33331292
I saw her on /co/ some years ago.

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here's more I have.

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I got one.

>>33335248
>>33335203
>>33331292
...
Why do I find this strangely arousing?

>Wake up, check on thread and prepare update
>Anon is posting old pictures of Teli

Stop posting old embarrassing pictures of me. Please.

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>>33329572

You made a pitstop for your hound. It takes a fat nasty shit on someone's property.

>>33335903

Continue to track down One-Arm

>>33335903
The best way to find one arm is to turn into an arm, so he will be mystically attracted to you.

>>33335431
You tell me, maybe you like robots, maybe you like teli vision.
Maybe it's some deep set mental trauma that is taking effect that you have hidden away after years of horrible shit happening to you?

>>33335903
Shit son get a move on, you ain't exactly got all day and who knows how far the one armed sperm bank has gotten. Git on with it.

>>33335903
Can't we fly or something?

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>>33336062

You can spawn wings, yes, but that means you have to

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>>33336180

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DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE PIT, ANON?

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING PIT

>>33336512
I think he does.

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Back to the game.

>>33336062

You can spawn wings, but that means you have to shed your elven disguise.
Proceed?

>>33336552
Lets turn into a giant antropomorphic helicopter.

>>33336577
Second

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>>33336180

>>33336577
do it

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>>33336616
>>33336704

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>>33336660

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>>33335118
Yeah I didn't get the chance the see the whole thread, seemed really cool with the cancer plant and TV lady.

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I asked you to stop so we can get on with the game. Keep it to yourself.

>>33336835
:^)

>>33336835

thrash and flail, trying to escape from weird tv lady.

>>33336552
Lament over the fact that you let one cripple escape you and trick you.

Shit son how can you even fuck up that badly? But seriously go get that bloodhoundthing of yours revved up or something, you got a mancow to milk.

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>>33337200

It's too late!

>>33337509
Is it moist, warm and tight~?

Or is it a literal pit and not a totally awesome pit?

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You're already in the pit!

And now back to our game session.

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Alright, where were we.. Oh yes.

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Your wings wound up and rotated around like helicopter blades, lifting you and your Hellhound into the skies.

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The hound is pointing in the direction of some thread-stores are at, but you can't tell which.

There is:
>Bookshop
>Pornshop
>Bakery
>Another pornshop
>Clothing
>Grocer

The guy has to be in one of those, right?

>>33337620
>another pornshop
I know where we're going

>>33337620
Bookshop

>>33337620
Let's pick up some nice book as a gift and some kickass pie and track him down to his house later for a nice visit. Wouldn't that be nice?

>>33337620

>Grocer

why is this called neckbeard quest when the protagonists are slim sexy furries and antropomorfic tvs?

>>33338262
Because it's Teli.

Ever been over to the Second Life threads?

>>33337620
What, no limb store?

>>33338262
Because our original "Hero" was a neckbeard
Things kinda escalated from there, there was a demon, a pompadorc, and then we became a dog
It's rather freeform

>>33338262
Well, in the first few threads, the quest didn't have a name really.

When came time to archive it, the anon that archived it decided to call it neckbeard quest.

>>33338330
That's still a thing, second life?

>>33337620
You say porn shop, I hear buffet.

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>>33337776
>>33337778

You decided to stop by the bookstore to pick up a nice gift for that nice cripple. What book do you look for?

>>33338767
Our favorite book: The Very Hungry Caterpillar.


You were never really good at reading...

>>33338808

Nah, we all about One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

>>33338767
Kama sutra

>>33338808
>>33338873
>Implying bitch got beyond Hilights

>>33338767
Something slightly suggestive, but not outright lewd. Something romantic.

>>33339074
>Implying she can remember which is which since she can't read the titles.

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>>33338808

You picked up a copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar,

>>33339022

Two versions of the Kama Sutra, the original and the married,

>>33339086

And a copy of fifty shades of grey.

You can only purchase one, choose wisely.

>>33339146
After rigorous debate, the Caterpillar.

Something about it, I dunno. So hungry.

>>33339146
The Big Book of Dicks! How did we forget this timeless illustrated guide?

If it's the new edition, pick that up for ourselves. Just buy Volume 1 for now.

>>33339146
Fifty Shades is fucking ass though. Let's go with Kama Sutra, the married one.

>>33339164
In some way the caterpillar reminds you of yourself, a constantly hungry being, knowing no other love than to be a glutton and devour the only source of food you know. It would if you actually could read, you just like the images.

Caterpillar it is.

>>33339218
the pillar maaaaaaan!

>>33339146
married kama sutra

>>33339164
>>33339218
>>33339335
This isn't the time to be fooling around. We want that dick!

>>33339403
but the 'pillar is the most suggestive of them all!
i mean he does nothing but indulge in his baser senses!
what will warm a body faster then a classic like that?

>>33339403
Wistfully think to yourself, at the end of the story the caterpillar eats enough to turn into a butterfly.

You don't think you'll ever get enough to turn into a butterfly.

Anyway, look at the time! dick o'clock again!

>>33339403
Hey man, what's more suggestive than eating someone and green phallic imagery?

Also reading with one arm is pretty hard, the HHC is really easy to read with one arm.

>>33339146
The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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Yes, the caterpillar it is! The book store clerk asks you if that's all.

>>33339540
Tell her to put the Big Book of Dicks, Vol 1 on standby for you.

Also, have you seen a one-armed sexpot? If not, please point me to the nearest pie store!

>>33339540
Yes. Pay for it and head out.

Rolled 1

>>33339589
>>33339609
Either of these is fine. Rollan

>>33339540
Pay and head to the bakery for something to complete the gift. Caterpillar and food, it goes together brilliantly!

>>33339540
Hit up some small talk with shopkeeper and ask if she is free later tonight.

>>33339804
Apparently this is the answer /tg/ was looking for.

>>33339804
this

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>>33339804

You spent 12 monies, Copy of THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR is now in your inventory.
You attempt to small talk the shopkeeper and ask her if she's free later tonight.

"I would say yes, but.."

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"... Your dog is giving me the hibbie-jibbies."
"I'm going to have to ask you move along."
"So I don't have to look at it."

>>33340544
Oh riiight. Change back to elf form, give her the finger guns and head to the bakery.

>>33340544
"That's not my dog, it just followed me here.", shoo our dog out of the shop and get back to setting up date with shopkeeper.

The dog is a bro, hopefully he understands he's being a cockblock here.

>>33340579
This

>>33340544
"That's because it likes you something fierce- ah.
Lock your doors and windows tonight unless you hear a knock."

>>33340544
Spray dog with squirt bottle until it reverts to its disguised form.

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>>33340744

You changed back into elf form, and gave the shopkeeper finger guns before heading out.

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>>33341324

Your dog reverts to its disguised form when you did, but you sprayed it with water regardless.

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As you enter the bakery, your hellhound ran right past the counter and began barking at the kitchen door.
You can hear voices in there, something along the lines of "... need him alive for punishment..."

>>33342261
Bang on the call bell while shouting how you want delicious frosting in your mouth.

>>33342261
Grab two of the most phallic looking pastries you can find and go eavesdrop the kitchen door.

>>33342261

Think long and hard about fat baker butt.

>>33342261
There's nothing to worry about. Just barge in, and if they get too cocky go to demon form. Whoever it could be are just weak creatures. Nothing in there could possibly defeat a succubus.

>>33342356
>>33342425
>>33342675
>>33342735
Bang the bell, grab pastries, barge in shouting about frosted butts sound good?

>>33342940
Yeah.

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>>33342940

First, you banged on the bell. You got a reply, but who has time to wait?
So you grabbed a bunch of pastries and went into the kitchen yourself.

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>I WANT SOME FROSTED BUTTS

>>33343580
Kinky.
Wait a moment for our simple brain to sort the bearded fellow into "sex" "kill" or "both."

Rolled 1, 13, 12, 20, 25, 17, 10, 19, 26, 23 = 166

>>33343580
Slap your forehead

"There's my sex slave!"

>>33343667
second

>>33343580

Think about the fat cat butt.

Pose.

>>33343580
Cram a pastry into your mouth suggestively - not because you want to initiate a sex act, but because you are physically incapable of eating a thing in a non-suggestive way.

Ask what you have to do to get serviced around here.

>>33343580
Ask to borrow the tied up guy, if they aren't too busy in whatever it is that they are doing.

>>33343580
That's our sex slave alright. Just meander over there and take him.

>>33343580
One-Arm: FULL PANIC MODE.

>>33343580
>"Muh husbando!"
Then have the hellhound engage the cat, I mean you gotta fight what's yours right
.

>>33343580
So the Neckbeard is mad at the Cripple because his Catwaifu fucked our Cripplehusbando?

Roll for success at using Succubus powers to unfuck Catwaifu.

>>33343580
Just get our fucktoy.

>>33344317
Eh? Naw Neckbeard just wants to eat the guy. Cat Baker wants him alive to punish him for breaking into her apartment while fleeing the sucubus, and possibly she just isn't down for murder as a rule.

This is standard Neckbeard, really. If he'd decided to minion the guy instead of eating him, we wouldn't be in this situation.

>>33343711
uwu

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Rolled 4

Sorry, I was grabbing food

>>33343708
>>33343718
>>33343826
>>33343844
>>33343990

You are only a simple succubus. You can do so few at a time.

>>33345642
>"m-muh.."
You utter and point at the tied up cripple.

>>33345968
i like this one :>

>>33345642
You gotta do a loop-de-loop on the way towards your butt-buddy.

Do the succubus and Beardstrosity answer to the same demon lord?

>>33346504
Probably not. It's highly like though that their Demon Lords are rivals.

>>33346504
>>33346551
If I remember, doesn't Neckbeard follow Beelzefag? If he's a devil-equivalent (Beelzebub), it might be that in this continuity there is only one demon lord. Normally I'd agree tho.

>>33346608
I dunno, 50% of the time Beelzebub is the demon prince of gluttony. Which makes sense for us because gluttony is a major part of Neckbeard.

>>33346672
Issat right? Neat. If true, adds a whole new dimension to this Succubus-Neckbeard encounter.

Poor one-arm, caught in the middle between rival demons! Also the blood feud of dog vs. cat.

>>33346672
But the other half is an neglected sex drive and easy to please sexual fantasies.

Shit we basically got neckbeard around our finger already.

>>33346822
Or it turns out he's stronger and we are incorporated into his harem/group of minions.

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>>33343844
>>33345968

>M-muh..

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"Lady, where are you going with my lunch?"

>>33347336
"Lunch? He's my fucktoy."

>>33347336
Fuck you he's my lunch.
Go find your own.

>>33347336
Who are you supposed to be? The furry Metro-Goldwyn Mayer mascot?

>>33347336
To someplace to fuck him till he dies so I can claim his soul.

>>33347336
You can have him if you beat me in a game of anal bomberman. Or any anal game, really.

>>33347501
Not a challenge for beardo.

>>33347554
Haha true. She couldn't know the level of his expertise, though!

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>>33335804
Oh hi Teli

>>33347577
So can we go with something along the lines of "Fuck off beardy unless you think you can beat me at anal games!" and then... neckbeard grows the biggest, most horrifying smile any creature has ever seen.

>>33347661
Sure, like the fucking Grinch on both mouths. And Beardy's erection grew three sizes that day!

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>>33347721
Yeah, or Guts slasher smile.

>>33347336
Transform into Succubus mode and command your transformed Hellhound to distract Beardy while you make your escape.

>>33347336
"Fuck off. Go find lunch somewhere else. He's mine."

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>>33347412

>Fuck you he's my lunch.
>Go find your own!

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BATTLE INSTIGATED

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You may control both parties, regardless of file selecting.
Winner's file will automatically select itself.

>>33348681
Go demon and try to make a contract with him.

>>33348704
Seduce catgirl. Fuck her.

If you give him a big enough erection, he'll forget he was hungry!

>>33348704
Whose turn is first?

>>33348704
Sic your hound on Neckbeard. How dare he attack you.

>>33348704
>Target Catgirl
SEDUCE SEDUCE SEDUCE

>>33348704
Use your mana to drag the battlefield into the shadow realm.

>>33348704
catgirl: IRON CHEF technique to increase DEF
Neckbeard: Intimidate by belching out the bone of a dog you ate earlier.

>>33348704
Seduce the cat!

>>33348704
Catgirl: Cat like reflexes! Dodge everything from the black creatures.
Neckbeard: Consume hellhound.

>>33348704
Oh no, it didn't have to come to this ;_;

>>33348704
catgirl baker bakes a cake and then sleeps on it

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Rolled 1

>>33348730

You attempt to seduce the cat girl.

Rolling for success

>>33349269
Phahahaha.

>>33349269
I guess Catgirls are only attracted to fluffy things.

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"Oooh miss succubus ooohh"

You have successfully seduced Catgirl Baker.

Neckbeard's turn.

>>33349384
Eat the succubus
Gain Lust in addition to Gluttony.

>>33349384
Threesome?

>>33349384
whip it out

>>33349384
Oh. Any who, eat the dog. Your hungry.

captcha: descartes tverson

>>33349384
One-Arm: scurry away in caterpillar fashion.

>>33349384
Capture Cripple.

Let's make this a hostage situation.

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>>33349444
>>33349452

You ate both the dog AND whipped it out. Impressive.
It's still your turn.

>>33349581
Counter-Seduce Catgirl. Engage in Seduction Duel.

>>33349581
Threesome.

>>33349614

This. This so much.

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>>33349581
Is our hunger sated? If so, try and counter seduce, seduce everyone! Make a face like this.

>>33349581
;_;7

>>33349581
One-Arm: This.
>>33349537

>>33349663

As hunger demon, our hunger is never sated.

>>33349688
...true. But we aren't STARVING, just an endless hunger.

>>33349581
wow
I don't remember us ever being so well endowed

>>33349581
>>33349614
Why does Neckbeard make every situation hilarious? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

>>33349731
Because a god of chaos and trickery has secretly empowered us a bit. The only one who may know about this is Beelzfag.

>>33349614
If possible, proceed to mark everyone as your property.

>>33349731
Simple: because we made him do a no-sense stuff and goals

>>33349581
Seduce catgirl back via helicoptering your dick.

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>>33349614

You three had engaged in a Seduction Duel. It felt like it was never ending.

>>33349837
Spitroast the cat.

>>33349837
Dear god, Cat baker is in heaven isn't she.

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>>33349646

Then you three engage in a threesome! That still counts as a battle right?

>>33349537
Thirding this.

>>33349581
Bitchslap both bitches. With it.

>>33349837
I have provided a soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo

>>33349856
Kinda. It's just a little fun "hot coffee" break

>>33349856
Camera: Pan right

>>33349856
Time to make use of the SPECIAL special menu.

>>33349856
Neckbeard, this is your moment to prove to, well, EVERYONE you are the alpha, the apex predator, the Macho Man. Make the gods and demon lords recognize you.

Meanwhile, One-arm, you need to slink away as fast as you can.

>>33349856
>>33349895
Needs to pan both right AND down.

One-arm: roll out of the place and call for help

>>33349878
Naw, too romantic for neckbeard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaG8faaFUMM
This may fit.

>>33350060
Pffhaha
Also an excellent choice, especially for bakery sex.

>>33349900
>>33349903
These

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>>33349864

You are not quite sure you are doing any damage here.
It's either of your turns now. This is out of my power.

>>33350265
Use dick as a cat toy and play with catgirl.

>>33350265
One-Arm: slink away faster.
Succubus: use secret 'fuck them into unconsciousness' technique, then abscond with One-Arm.
Catgirl Baker: continue being a slut.

>>33350265
Neckbeard: declare everything in sight a minion.

Then this:
>>33349903
With the soundtrack
>>33350060

Succubus: Do your thing, but check out mentally. Think about the Hungry Caterpillar, get fed.

>>33350336
Using my neckbeard suggestion AND my music suggestion?
Oh you~

>>33350265
Charlotte: Arrive to buy baked goods

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>>33350318

One arm has already fled. Turns out his legs weren't tied!
As for the succubus..

>>33350506
Run after him while beardy and the cat girl are occupied.

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>>33350336

Her attempt to fuck them in unconsciousness didn't work out. So she just let neckbeard take over and checked out mentally, thinking about that very hungry caterpillar.
I cannot show this now, but what I can say here is that:

Neckbeard used a technique not with just his dick, but with his tongues, to show who was alpha. But has the dark lords recognized you? Probably, but damn, you are the BOSS.

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Rolled 17

You have won. Switching to victor's save file.

You have gained a new minion!
You have gained an accumulated amount of monies.

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Due to certain circumstances, we will have to either switch to another character for now. Or, we can fast forward after the orgy.

>>33350632
Garrush.

>>33350639
Seconding.

>>33350639
Garrush all the way.

>>33350612
I feel like succubus should be more like a partner.
Any who~
Neckbeard: Proceed to eat one-armed man.
Succubus: Tell Neckbeard he should at least let her fuck one-armed life force away.
Cat Baker: Point out that One-arm is gone.

>>33350632
Mimic

>>33350632
Torpedo asshole

>>33350632
Dr. Claw

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>>33350650
>>33350674

You are now Garush.

You and your classmates are trying to comprehend what happened today. Like the raining swords.

>>33350947
Check if you remembered to bring your shield umbrella.

>>33350947
They's not bokken, so you knows its wasn't me.

>>33350947
Somebody's got to get to the bottom of this. We, however, need to toughen up Cryanon so he can deal with the Neckbeard.

It's like the endtimes out here.

>>33350947
Are they still raining?
Damn, well only 1 or 2 were a bokken so pretty much >>33351033
Any, who. Do we know where Anon's new wife and Yorick went?

>>33350947
Times likes dis, ya gots ta finds outs what youse is mades ofs.

Go out into the raining blades like a boss.

>>33351331
>>33351073
Sure, if it's still raining use raining swords to toughen up Cryanon.

>>33351355
Trying for even

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>>33350982

You did not bring your shield umbrella. This type of event was unexpected on everyone's part.

>>33351086

It looked like it stopped.

>They are not bokkens, so you ams knowings it wasn'ts me.
>Anyways!
>Where ams Yoricks and your wifes, Anons?

"I don't know. But I hope she's okay."
"Wait."
"Wife? You mean girlfriend right? Forced marriages aren't a thing here anymore.."

>>33351516
Wow that rain IS dangerous. Cryanon: call /k/ay to check up on her.

>>33351516
You said the vows. You're a man now.

>>33351516
Ignore Anon's complaint.
"Hey! We never dids throw yous a bachelor party."

>>33351516
Anon you can't break her heart by treating her like your girlfriend. Take responsibility.

>>33351537
>>33351571
>>33351589
>>33351603
All of these.

>>33351627
Evens

>>33351589
Proceed with preparation to the bachelor party

Didn't his wife fuck that guy on a train? Does he know? Can he join in?

>>33351892
Well, Yorick did in /k/ay's body. He has no way of knowing, and it's happening on a train somewhere, so he can't join in.

>>33351537
Heh, did Anon ever actually get /k/ay's number?

>>33351516
No, Cryanon. She's your wife. You married her.

Don't pretend you didn't consent~

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>>33351648

>You sayings the vows. You ams a mans now!

"Ah, I can't find my phone.."

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>Anons, you can't breakings her heart by treatings like girlfriends!
>Take responsibilities!

".. It must of got destroyed in the fire. Or looted up."

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>Hey!
>We never dids throwings you a bachelorings parties!

"Garush."

>We can be doings of one todays!

"Please."

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"BOYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"GET BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW"

>>33352605
go to the bakery!

>>33352605
You probably should in case it rains more swords.

>>33352605
Turn around and yell out "WHY!?"

>>33352736
don't forget intense stare. Its must be totally important cause, no one mess with our preparations to OUR parties

>>33352736
>>33353414
this

>>33352605
Fire hair gun at unidentified assailant

>>33355772
NO! For some reason I think he's a teacher!

>>33355883
...and?

>>33355972
They have really shitty pay, It'd just be sad to shoot a poor person like that.

>>33352605
Ams you really expectings me to stayings away from a field of swords?

>>33356024
>Not shooting poor people
What do you do between your games of polo and your money baths?

>>33356035
Shoot moneless people, like blacks and hobos.

Shooting people with little money is just wrong, the money means they are human after all.

Garush isn't a badguy...

Is somebody going to archive before this falls off?

>>33358037
Looks like somebody did it
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=neckbeard+quest