Or how about in space in general. What happens when humanity starts expanding through the galaxy? Will any moon work or does it have to be ours? What happens on a planet with two or more moons?

>>33333675
Phases of the Earth.

Rolled 10

>>33333726
or the day/night cycle of the moon.

>>33333675
>>33333721

Depends on the mythos.

In some, only OUR sun has the mystical power of FuckVampires, whereas in others, all stars qualify.

Similarly, werewolves might only transform under the light of OUR moon, for whatever reason.

Or it might not even be the LIGHT of our moon, it might just be its gaze, or something equally quasi-mystical, that doesn't function on the surface of it.

>>33333675
>How would werewolves work on the moon?
You know how moolinght causes werewolves to transform?
You know how some can take greater/more monstrous "warforms"?
What do you think happens when they're that close to the source?

Something something using silver dildos to destroy them.

>Space werewolves
PROCEED

>>33333675
They'd only transform with the phases of the Earth. Because it's a different "moonlight", though, they'd transform into something different.

They look like wolves and transform into humans when the Earth is full.

>>33333675
Better question: What happens when you replicate the moon light and shine it on a wolf?

>Wolf screening began in 2042, all people who wished to get their government issued food or to travel (especially off world) had to go through a wolf-screen.

>>33333882
Moonlight? You mean the light that's not emitted by the moon at all, just reflected off of it by other sources?

>>33334217
If men can transform into wolves, I can believe the moon glows

Werewolves actualy transform in sunlight, it's just once it reflects off the moon it [insert technobabel here] allowing the wavelength through the earth's atmosphere and triggering the transformation, in space it's all wolf all the time

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>How would werewolves work on the moon?
Anon, I don't even care. But I got a damn good laugh out of that.

what if it's not actually the moon that causes the werewolf to change, it's just a 28 day cycle that just happens to link up to the moon. there are some anthropological hypothesis that state thast the myth of the werewolf might have origianly come about from all the women in a village syncing up with each other and the moon.

>>33334255
That was the explanation for Saiyans, at least. Something something refraction, something something Blutz Wave, something something Bardock was a scientist apparently, something something MONKEY RAY GUN

I really like Fall from Heaven II's fanon where the Moon is most likely a creation of the Angel of Deception (being akin to a false sun) and used by him as an instrument to induce lies in minds.

Lesser werewolves can be changed by various things (mostly rage and stress), but it's easy to imagine that particular angel could use the light of the Moon to persuade them that they -are- wolves, instead of humans, and trigger the transformation.

So if we take that kind of explanation for other settings, the Moon would indeed make the werewolves wolves all the time, but a bunch of other shit would most likely also be part of the package, due to spooky selenite magic.

>>33334289
>MONKEY RAY GUN
I don't care we're a fantasy setting, I will find a way to use this

>>33334346
Where'd it say that? I thought I read all the Civlopedia entries and I don't remember that

Was it something magister cultum made?

>>33334421

Yep. That's why I said "fanon".

>>33334459
Missed that part, oops

>>33333721
>What happens on a planet with two or more moons?

A double werewolf?

>>33333768
Except the moon doesn't rotate. To my knowledge the "Days and Nights" of the moon is the phases that change because of how covered by the earth the moon is at any given point.

>>33334616
YOU DOUBLE WEREWOLF

>>33334616
Half man half wolf werewolf?

>>33334672

1/3 man, 2/3 wolf.

Or perhaps this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZgXyT3vkXE

>>33334634
The moon does rotate, however it does it so slowly, that we always see the same side, because it takes as long to rotate around it's own axis as around the earth.(ca. 27 days)

>>33334738
Maybe some kind of horrific fractal werewolf, continuously dividing into amorphous mass of wolf and man?

>>33334791

Yo wolf...

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>>33334634
The moon is tidally locked to Earth more or less, meaning its rotation takes the same amount of time as its orbit. The dark part of the moon is the half facing away from the sun, which appears to change in size because we view it from different angles as it orbits the Earth.

>>33333675
>How would werewolves work on the moon?
By getting employed by a company having some business there, like anyone else does?

Or are you one of those speciesists that think werewolves can't work for shit? I'll point out that us werewolves only have around a dozen bad hours a month, which a lot less than perfectly mundane women for example. Denying us the right to work based on that particularity is bullshit and you know it.

>>33334934

When female astronauts have their periods, they don't go on a rampage and kill half of the station.

That only happen after they come back to Earth.

>>33334975
Werewolves dont need a diaper though. They just go on spacewalkies.

>>33335005
I laughed, but I kinda hate you too, anon.

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They become space wolves, duh.

>>33335055

That guy needs help! He's attacked by a wolf!

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>>33335005
they do need to make sure to bring a plastic bag with them.

>>33335173

heh

>>33333721
>Werewolf on namek
>Moons in the double digits out all the time

>>33333675
>How would werewolves work on the moon?
They'd work 24/7/365.

>>33335333
nah, they'd still get Christmas off, they may be savage beasts, but they aren't that uncivilized.

>>33333675
...Is that a lady space wolf?

>>33334616
>A double werewolf?
What does it mean?

>>33335055
For the wolf time!

>>33335365

Everyone knows werewolves are either satanists or pagans.

>>33335414
Then they would want Winter Solstice off to do wolf things.

>>33335414
>pagans.
Christmas = Yuletide = Winter Solstice.

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>>33335414

That doesn't mean they can't have some Christmas spirit

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more werewolf puns please.

I've had a taste, but it leaves me only wanting more.
Puns are truly the greatest form of comedy.

>>33335483
jeez, I guess you like dad joke then. Practically wolf down lists of them, don't you?

You dinguses, it isnt moonlight that causes them to transform, its the sight of the full moon that triggers a primal wolf instinct, like how wolfs and dogs howl at the full moon

Therefore anything full and moonish in the sky would be enough to trigger them

>>33333675
By using the measure of manual dexterity they retain while transformed to perform tasks which generate economic net gain. While the low gravity will be a hindrance if they're acclimatised to the Earth, within a short time they'll be splitting logs and baking bread just as they could have done before.

>>33335517
>Alien invasion
>Flying saucers everywhere
>The mothership arrives
>Chryssalid invasion stopped dead in its track by rampaging permawerewolves

>>33335517
depends on the setting, some are based off of what you said, others are based off of the light of the moon triggering the change. Don't pretend that your knowledge if cryptozoology is correct in every setting.

>>33335517
>Therefore anything full and moonish in the sky would be enough to trigger them
Better watch out for fat plumbers and chubster neckbeards then.

>>33335560
that would have been a better twist on War of the Worlds.

>it was not our weapons or intellect that stopped the invasion, but the humblest of all god's creatures, the werewolf.

>>33335599
What's that one alien invasion novel that about 2/3 of the way through suddenly goes from HFY defiant till the end, to DRACULA IS TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING ALIENS and then he and a horde of vampires rides on the outside of the alien's dropships and rampages among their fleet

>>33335411
>the humblest of all god's creatures, the werewolf
Fucking lost it.

>>33335664
I did too Anon, but that wasn't in my post...

I lost the post I was replying to too.

>>33335626
this sounds like the best thing ever

>>33335876
I read it. It was stupid. Nothing more than a last-minute ass-pull/deus ex machina.

Sounds like a reverse The Record of a Fallen Vampire. Not sure wheteher that's good or not.

>>33335902

Well that's to bad

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>is you serious Jamel? I ain't got time for no bum sniffing, the po po are right around the corner thanks to the new mutt lusting after that fine ass bitch bringing the heat. Ho was a werecop!

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>be werewolf astronaut
>be on the moon during a lunar eclipse

>>33335964
meant for >>33335626

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>werewolves on the moon

Dracula did it first

>>33334738
Is this like Scottish Scooby-Doo?

Also on the topic of space monsters: how do vampires space?

-No need to breathe, so no suffocation and probably no blood boiling since their blood is dead/lacking oxygen anyway

-Extreme cold and spontaneous evaporation/freezing of bodily fluids won't be a problem for them, at least for a good while (or anyone really, there's no air for the heat to bleed out of them)

-Sunlight is no longer being deflected by the earth's magnetic field, as a result it is even MORE deadly to them, and probably incinerates them instantaneously.

So basically as long as they stay on the dark side, they should be fine, if slightly cold and uncomfortable.

>>33335441
Sorry dude, Solstice is on the 21st.
Christmas was supposed to be on the solstice, but early Christians couldn't math for shit.

>>33333675
they wouldnt go there unless the setting is hard fantasy and almost no one play hard fantasy

>>33336175
Wat. I thought early solstice could just different dates because precession and shit.

>>33333721
>What happens on a planet with two or more moons?
werewolfs stuff happen with luna and not MOON

as a fact of none of those 2 moons is luna, nothing would happen

I remember a book where werewolves came FROM the moon, and seeing their prior home in the sky gave them a motivational boost.

At the end of the book they blew up the moon to give earth a ring and give werewolves "MOON POWERS ALL THE TIME"

>>33336270
>Seeing home makes me happy
>So I fucking blew it up
What.

>>33336349
Werewolf logic.

>>33333675
They would work according to their abilities, and be rewarded according to their needs.

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>>33333675
Apparently they shrink. Who knew?

>>33336380
What needs do werewolves have?

>>33334201
>the bean counters said we literally couldn't seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million
>bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel

>>33336553
To own the means of production.

>>33336380
>>33336679
>Communist werewolves
But anon, everyone knows that werewolves are nazi.

>>33336103
>Captain Britain
Was that a thing?

>>33336796
Yes. He was given a magic amulet by Merlin for choosing Right over Might.

Also Captain Britain was briefly a Muslim woman.

>>33336796
Yeah, my old Physics teacher once brought in some of his old comic book stuff. I distinctly remember Captain Britain's weaknesses being excessive drinking and straying too far from his home country.

>>33336103
I wonder who did Dracula on the moon first, Doctor McNinja or Marvel?

>>33336815
>Also Captain Britain was briefly a Muslim woman.
I really shouldn't but I desire to know more.

>>33336793
That's vampires.

...What if stepping on the moon actually cures werewolfism?

All this time, it was just a really primal urge to reach for something unreachable. And once it's been reached, there's no more need for it.

>>33333333

>>33336863
Then they want to go to Mars.

>>33336861
Nope. There were nazi vampire and commie vampire, but I can't remember any commie werewolf.

>>33336919
Do they still turn into wolves or does it become a different animal?

>>33336849
Faiza Hussain was a member of MI13, Britain's supernatural bureau, worked with Captain Britain. She helped out Black Knight at one point, got hit by a laser, gained superpowers. Ended up getting ahold of Excalibur and joining MI13.

Brian had to go fight Ultron through time and space or whatever and didn't want the mantle to be lost in space if he died so he passed it off to Faiza while he was gone since she was already wielding Excalibur.

>>33336880
That's pointless. As far as I'm aware, certain boards - including this - skip over gets in post counts.

>>33336970
That's a lot tamer than what I feared.

>>33336935
You will remember them soon.

The red rooster is crowing.

>>33336994
She fought Dracula once. She's an alright character. Author just wanted to represent the Muslim community by having a character there without making her, in his own words, a 'Standard bearer', on the grounds that characters designed to represent a whole society are stereotypical and dumb.

Hasn't stopped people from whining that a Muslim woman named Hussain is the champion who holds Excalibur

>>33336970
>got hit by a laser, gained superpowers
That's a rather disappointing origin story.

>>33336994
Jesus, man, the fuck where you expecting?

>>33337029
It was a Skrull laser. She was a doctor doing triage during the Skrull invasion. Her powers are pretty neat - she has a really high level of control over biological stuff, mostly for healing people (she can reassemble them so they work better). Also lets her hose shapeshifters since she can force them into their original state. Doesn't work well against magical/supernatural shit though, ergo Excalibur.

>>33333675
Wearing a space suit. They dye if they don't.

>>33337029
Yeah well Peter Parker got bit by a fucking spider.
I don't even think the spider was squashed or anything, it could be roaming about turning random bystanders into spidermen. If that's not the most disappointing origin story you ever heard then I pity you.

>>33337061
I'm on /tg/ and I read that a character "was briefly a Muslim woman".

What the hell do you think I expected?

>>33337090
What color?

>>33337093
>Ben Reilly's not a clone, just a confused guy who got bit by the same spider

Damn, that would have been so much better.

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>>33337079
>she can reassemble them so they work better
Reminds me of Josuke

>>33337099
Considering that Capt. Britain can be damn near anyone, I figured you saw muslim woman and had a white boy sperg attack?
I didn't blink twice reading that because I know odder things happen in Marvel comics.

>>33337294
I didn't know Captain Britian even existed until twenty minutes ago. That was kinda like reading
>Also Bruce Wayne was briefly a Muslim woman.

>>33336861
Everyone knows that Vampires are Oligarchal or Dictatorial, Zombies are all Nazis, and that Werewolves are Commies.

If werewolves are out when the Moon is full, imagine the creatures awakened by Phobos and Deimos.

>>33334634
>Except the moon doesn't rotate.
Well, that's the stupidest thing I've heard today. Thanks anon!

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I love all of you right now.

>>33337467

They were nazi everythings in Hellsing, for one.

>>33337726

But we're still on topic, no?

>>33337774
I dont think muslim captain Britain is on topic.

>>33334421
>MONKEY RAY GUN
>Fantasy Setting

Rod that summons a monkey swarm?

>>33337863
Nah, a polymorph other wand that has a ray keyword.

>>33337572
I think the the stuff he wrote the part in the quote is worse.

>>33336952
They become were-Orson's

>>33337093
Do we ever find out where that spider came from? There could just be a village of people in the Congo with Spider-powers just going "Whoopty-shit"

>>33337488
They would be internet trolls filled with hate

>>33338390
originally it was a radioactive spider that became so from peter putting it in the microwave for an hour 3 seconds at a time. you should try it.

>>33336213
>>33336175
solstice (as observable by humans without technology) lasts from 21st to 24th.
Christians celebrate the point where the day is noticably longer again for the first time.

>>33338433
Maybe it wasn't the radiation. Maybe it was just that the spider was so pissed off that when it bit Peter a fraction of its ungodly rage was transferred directly into his DNA

>Khornate Spider-Man

>>33336861
I don't remember Vampire Women of the SS

>>33336816
>excessive drinking and straying too far from his home country

>average of 2 pubs per street
>owned 70% of the planet at one time or another
The only way they could give him a less appropriate weakness is if they made him allergic to tea and rain.

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>>33338575
That would be Carnage.

>>33338578
I don't remember Werewolf Women of the SS either, but I drank a lot to achieve that.

>>33337093
>>33337129
So what happens if someone gets bitten by Spiderman?

>>33338926

they just get bit
The real question is what happens when they get bit by a radioactive Spider-man?

>>33338926
Spiderman's secret identity gets revealed as Luis Suarez.

>>33338984
>Link related

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_Hs9DkmOo

>>33338926
>>33338984

What if Spider-man was a werewolf?

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>>33339021

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>>33339061
I-Is that Bruce Campell?

>>33334634

You've confused an attempt to break a misconception (there are no "earth rises" on the moon, because the earth and moon are locked into permenantly facing each other) and then applied it to the wrong thing - the moon orbits the earth, and it rotates relative to the sun, which in turn leads to a day/night cycle which corresponds to the lunar phases.

So yeah, the werewolf would appear to follow the lunar day just like it does on earth.

>>33338697
That makes more sense than it should and the name certainly fits. Chaos Symbiotes are a go.

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>>33339304
yep

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In SCUD, a werewolf got to the moon as part of an eons-long plan to become a god. Basically.

>>33335560
>>33335599
This could actually make for a pretty cool setting. Aliens attack, get beat down by our local monsters.

>>33340139
you could probably run it in WoD fairly easily.

>>33336161
Full body spacesuit with the life-support systems deactivated.

>>33340139
But what if their local monsters came along?

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>>33335414
>satanists
Accidentally read this as "stalinists"

>>33341038
Well most werewolves are communist, so I'm sure a portion of them are stalinist.

>>33339513
>Man to Gorrilla
>Ferret to Platypus
>Platypus to Hawk
>Hawk to a fucking Aligator

What the fuck is wrong with this dude, did he not pass 6th grade Science or something?

>>33340577
We have a Godzilla.

>>33341126
He passes. The answer to the test was "Evolution is a theory".

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>>33341181
They have the Kaiju.

>>33341234
Well, all I can say is that at least the Education/Training in Texas for Trade Jobs is pretty good, if not the general education.

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>>33341320
We have the Germans.

>>33334738

I don't know what's scarier, the transformations or the accents.

>>33341320
Again, WE HAVE A GODZILLA.

>>33339513

>Malestrom

fucking cis scum shitlord.

>>33333675
Probably like this <object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/EC1C0lH1SqM?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/EC1C0lH1SqM?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

>>33341792
damn it, I fail at 4chan.
Someone please ban me.

>>33341792
>>33341820
Just post the URL and it will embed automatically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuzaxlddWbk

>>33341792
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1C0lH1SqM
Here, just post the link nextime anon.

>>33341966
>>33341977
Thanks /tg/ anons.

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Is there any place for were anythings in hard science fiction?

What are the biological prerequisites and how does a moon cause transformation? Is it just the dark at one point during a month?

I want to see what I can get away with, and if my players demand an explanation, I can give it to them.

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>>33342749
While I am not entirely sure if this counts as hard sci-fi, I figure I might as well say that. Infinity gets away with having "werewolves" by saying wolf like aliens infected people when they were still in the womb of their mother (kinda like Blade).

They don't tie transformations to moon phases either. Infinity goes with people transform whenever under: stress pain, fear, etc. (basically Hulking out = Wolfing out)

Game mechanics wise, it wouldn't make sense for people to only use their werewolf troops on night missions. And because moon phases are silly whenever you travel to different star systems with multiple moons, or for that matter no moons at all.

>>33340577
Then our monsters fight it out with their monsters.

>>33342749
The answer is 'somebody was fucking around with nanomachines, and decided it would be neat to make werewolves.'

>>33343278

They are lame.

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>>33343609
Kay, why are they lame?

>>33344286

They are uninspired and boring. Their method of reproduction is dumb (and the wolves themselves are sterile, right?).

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>>33343603
this really is the most realistic reason for there to be sci-fi weres.

pic relaited, it's a were-chicken

>>33344340
Can you suggest what type of werewolf is more inspired?

What particular qualities would a better method of reproduction/infection have?

And I don't think the werewolves/dogfaces are sterile. In infinity Wulvers are the sterile ones. Plus they are supposed to be the result of human/dogface sexy times. So the wolves are not sterile, because Wulvers exist.

>>33333675
Is Asphyxiation silver?

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>>33344609

>>33344577

Anything but "large furry wolf guys" would be inspired.

>>33344609
>Is Asphyxiation silver?
it is when I'm choking it out with a roll of film.

that does bring up something though. the main reason silver is said to harm werewolves is because of it's association with the moon and moonlight. could touching the surface of the moon actually cause the werewolf to die?

>>33344673
>what type of werewolf is more inspired
>not wolf

>>33344609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

>>33344391

That's just Kamina, anon.

>>33344750
>that end
never has there been a more /tg/ Robot Chicken sketch.

>>33344843
I know. It is like they were filming me in middle school. Eerie.

>>33344903
I imagine that several or the writers and/or producers were like that in middle school, too.

>>33338926
>>33338984

Spidermanman. Their superpowers are things only tangentially related to Spiderman, but they round out their lack of Spidermanness with various technology.

>>33345283
>Their superpowers are things only tangentially related to Spiderman
Radioactive semen?
Really bad jokes?
Being forced to forever relive high school and college?

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Would you a werewolf?

>>33345415
depends on the type, and if the werewolf curse is an STD.

>>33345415
Yes.

>>33345475

They like to model it after rabies, so as long as you aren't kissing, then you wouldn't get infected.

>>33345415
>/tg/
>Would you a ____?
Yes.

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>>33334738
>There are people on /tg/ who are jerking off to this.

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>>33345415
Anon no, that's gross!

>>33345415

Depending on the cost/benefit ratio, i might do it to accidently get infected. Can only be harmed by silver? Damn, I can think of a few professions that might come in handy. Shit, if that's true, we just found a cure for cancer.

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>>33345656
Source?

>>33345818
If every cloud has a silver lining what would you do if fog rolled into town?

>>33345927
Wolf Children
It's not really about werewolves but rather a cutesy slice of life/drama thing about a mother and her journey to raise two kids who turn into wolves when they feel like it. It's emotional but not for everyone. It's really good if you're into that kind of thing though.

>>33346009

Stay inside? We have houses.

>>33346048
Dear god, they can open doors!

>>33346023
Tell me that the wolf isn't kissing his brother or his mother.

>>33346082

Well, yeah, if I were planning to turn the entire world into werewolves for health benefits, wouldn't i make doors that can open with paws/claws?

>>33346138
No, that's his gf.

Spoiler alert: It's pretty much confirmed they fuck while he's in wolf form.

>>33346138
No worries: consenting adults, wife/husband, no incest.

>>33334289
That's almost as dumb as this "Superman is solar powered" horseshit.

>>33346216
Doggie doors. Doggie doors EVERYWHERE!

>>33337294
it was more along the lines of, how did they fit genderswapping and religious conversion in the same story?

>>33346502
I thought it was more like Captain Britain isn't one person, but a title. I took it to mean one Captain Britain incarnation was a Muslim woman at one point, apparently.

>>33346638
from reading the posts, it does look that interpretation is correct. I also mistakenly thought that the one character had experienced so very trying times

>>33345404
Basically, yeah. They do, however, build some weird thinking cap to give them the proportional studying ability of a college student, so they get a reputation as a superpowered detective.

Then Spidermanman bites some chick, and Spidermanmanwoman was born!

>>33345818
Can only be KILLED by silver. Watch 'Miracle Day' for why this isn't a good thing.

>>33347255

They can still die of old age.

>>33344058
If I was her the weresnail would probably be the last straw for me as well.

>>33347255
I only watched the first 4 episodes of miracle day, so hopefully you can answer this.

Did they ever say what would happen if someone got cremated? Would the ashes still be "alive"?

In the show Jack came back from worse, but I have a hard time thinking that an ounce of ashes will be all, "cogito ergo sum".

>>33333675
I don't think they could. It's not cost effective yet to have a moon base.

>>33341320
I'm sorry, Godzilla is just... well... He's the King of Monsters, son. Their kaiju a shit.

>>33345415
Son... it's /tg/.

Yes.

>>33345598
Consequences be damned, I'd kiss my were-waifu.

Worst case scenario, we have scheduled couples activates at least once a month.

>>33347952
We 'would' an ANYTHING.

>>33348123
>>33345415
I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend who freaks out, in a good way, over simple things like... playing fetch and laser pointers.

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>>33348207
You're thinking of doggirls, which make for GOAT waifus.

>>33333675

Is there a game that would cover this or similar things?
>Werewolves on the moon
>Vampire in a space station
>Zombies on Mars
>The Creature from the Venus Lagoon

If not why is no one making one?

>>33348309
Wolfs are just dogs that haven't realized that having a human buddy is good yet.
I'm sure they'd love laser pointers too. Hell, all animals do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig_Ikc0EWCM
Forgive the music.

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>>33345415

>>33348346
Wasn't that some World of darkness splat?

>>33348346
It should be /tg/'s next worldbuilding project. Let's get to work.

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>>33348367
Wolfgirls =/= Werewolves

>>33348433
BAH! If I can get my little cousin to chase a laser pointer, I can get a Primal Shapechanger too as well!

>>33345415
I bet werewolves give the best cuddles :3

>>33348530
All I'm saying is werewolves aint known for doglike characteristics save the one day or so a month.
>>33348562
That would be lamias.

>>33348578
But werewolves are warm and fluffy. Lamias are cold and rough.
I read that as llamas at first.

>>33348578
>one day or so a month.
Hey, I'll take it!

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>>33348639
>Lamias are cold and rough.
I take it you have never once held a snake before.

Besides, lamias give the best hugs.

>>33348677
>I take it you have never once held a snake before
I have, an anaconda at a zoo. As huge as it was, it was nowhere near as thing or the scales as pic as what's in your picture. Scales like that are not going to be perfectly smooth.
>Besides, lamias give the best hugs.
False. They're much thinner than a werewolf so there's way less to hug back.

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The REAL question is... Fluffy Tail?

>>33348782
That's not a question at all.

>>33348782
Only if it's not tiny and lame like the one you posted.

>>33348562
That explains why they get a grapple bonus in Pathfinder.

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>>33348781
>They're much thinner than a werewolf
Dat tail is thick as a brickhouse, anon.
>>33348782
How is this even a question?

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>>33348867
Fluffy Tail?

Alright /tg/, I love monster girls as much as the next anon, but I think we are getting off topic here. Monsters in Space

>>33348894
The tail is barely thicker than the torso. Also I don't think you realize how big werewolves can be. >>33348911 is a pretty good example.
>>33348913
Still way too small. Fluffy tails should be poofy and big enough to hug.

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>>33348920
Monstergirls in space?
I don't actually have anything like that, so have something that might be female and is probably in space.

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Werewolves are running rampant on the moon base. We must send a monster to fight monsters.

>>33348309
>GOAT
Huh?

>>33349075
Greatest Of All Time.

>>33349075

Goatest of all time

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>>33348958
>I don't think you realize how big werewolves can be
Same to you and snakebutts.

>>33349184
>posting lamias with snake halves that are way too short to be plausible

>>33349000
Let us pray Dracula remains in the vault.

>>33346023
I just started watching Wolf Children. It has weapons grade levels of D'aaww. Thanks for suggesting it anon.

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>>33349226
Blame the artists, not me.

>>33349331
Fluffy everything :3

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>>33348987
>No Aisha Clan Clan

Probably the reason I have a monstergirl and brown girl fetish

>>33346023
>>33349294
Oh god no, the feels. I knew what was coming, and I still wasn't ready for the feels!

This is more brutal than Up's feels. Fuck you anon. Fuck you, you horrible bastard.

>>33344735

That would be pretty neat.
>Cult of werewolves trying to get to moon for more power.
>Dropped from spaceship on to surface
>Immediately vaporized
>Leader of cult sacrificed them in ritual to become demigod
>Cue BBEG fight

>>33343603
>Ah so the metal gear solid answer to everything

>>33350149

What if Snake was a werewolf and Liquid was a vampire?

>>33349671
Obvious joke about the big bad wolf "eating" Red Riding Hood goes here.

>>33346023
>>33349294
>>33349639
Okay anon. Truce.

My black heart still hasn't recovered from those bitter and painful feels, but the wolfkids are adorable.

>>33350149
Well, the only way I could think of for werewolves to be plausible in a hard SF setting would be if they were made out of utility fog, and for some reason only had access to human and wolf formats.
And the only way that could happen would be if someone deliberately set out to make werewolves.

>>33337023
>Hasn't stopped people from whining that a Muslim woman named Hussain is the champion who holds Excalibur
Racist Geeks? Whodathunkit?

>>33350264

Genetic splicing for super soldiers but the project was abandoned. Test subjects were sent back into the world with unforeseen results of a new lupine race.

>>33350668
I wouldn't count that as a werewolf. To me, the defining characteristic of a werewolf is the transformation between man and wolf forms; anything else is a furry. And the only way I can see such a transformation happening in a Hard-SF setting is if the person transforming was already pretty much made out of nanobots, since I just don't see flesh, no matter what you do to it (short of turning it into nanobots) making that kind of transformation.

>>33350264
It's not that hard. You simply provide an explanation for the werewolf myths of the past that fits in.

For example, they're actually the result of a rogue agent of a progenitor race.

Xir'gith always had difficulty convincing the Assigned to implement his ideas. It had been convinced by the other arbiters that natural selection was the route to creating new species, just because it had worked for the Xelth. Even then, they'd spent millennia fighting over their ball of semi-solid gas before turning their gaze outwards. Well, if a war was the route the Assigned had chosen, Xir'gith would give it.

At first Xir'gith designed a creature, four legged and cloaked in fur, with a mouth of terrifying teeth and the detectability of a shadow at midnight. They could operate alone, but would easily form groups and determine leadership. They were the perfect killers, certain to win the war. Then Xir'gith would present them to the arbiters and they would have to acknowledge Xir'girth's triumph over their beloved Assigned.

At first Xir'gith was satisfied with guiding the creations into existence behind the Assigned's monitors, but soon Xir'gith grew dissatisfied with its progress. They weren't breeding fast enough, and the arbiter's latest favourite had even subverted them, enslaving them. So Xir'gith pondered, and came up with a solution. Xir'gith would infect and use the favoured to further the creations'.

(cont?)

>>33350824
It had to be subtle, undetectable and easily transmitted, while still espousing Xir'gith's creations' qualities. The solution was to change the carriers briefly. Xir'gith had always been one for flair, and the temptation of tying the transformation to the cycles of the moon was too great to resist.

It couldn't be done with the progression the world was at. It was simply too complex. But with the level of the Xelth it had been child's play. There was no way the Assigned would think to look for a basic entanglement between the infection and a timepiece keyed to the moon's phase. The arbiters were big on ensuring their precious Assigned undertook no unnecessary processing.

Of course, as with most things like this, it didn't succeed. The infection spread too slowly to triumph, and, as luck would have it, one of the bloody arbiters' subjects got infected. By Xir'gith's calculations, it was a 1*10^3.45 chance of detection, but it happened. From there it was a small matter for the Assigned to accept the proposal for his demotion.

Ironically, it wasn't deemed necessary for anything to be done about Xir'gith's infection; it was unsuccessful enough to be unsuccessful, and the necessary processing to detect all instances and remove them would be far over the limits for the degree of calculation for the Assigned to perform.

That said, Xir'gith's infection was very good at survival. Even now it can be contracted from contact with old bones from the fourteenth period.

>>33349075

>This much summer

Then again, I still read SMH as "smell my hand", it's whatever, I guess.

>>33348346

Mummies of the Asteroid Belt
The Invisible Star Man
Solar Frankenstein

>>33333675

What if the cold war was fueled by werewolves trying to get to the moon?

>>33351690

But when the werewolves got to the moon, the found....NAZIS!

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I'm going to post it because.

>>33351931
You should post more.

>>33343545
Yes, again:
>>33341627
>WE HAVE A GODZILLA.

>>33347801
EXACTLY!
Worse comes to worse, we send it Gypsy Danger in for a team up.
Godzilla complies because otherwise we'll insult her eyebrows!

>>33348346
>>33348406
Well we've already have a vampire mod for Space Station 13...

>>33348958
>Still way too small. Fluffy tails should be poofy and big enough to hug.
...We must go Fluffier...

But yeah man, Snakebutts can wrap AROUND you...

>>33349671
>>33350192
"Grandma, what a big bosom you have..."
"All the better for you to motorboat my dear!"

>>33351705
Nazi VAMPIRES!!!

>>33351931
>>33352561
Yis, more Foxxy GMILFs...

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>>33349465
>no literal motherships

>>33333675
How shitty are your werewolves that they can't change at will?

>>33334286
Makes sense, women turn into beasts every 28 days. So, why can't men?

>>33350824
>>33351107
nice writeup! Of course the real fun is when some hippies find it, figure it out, and decide to aerosolize it at a major airport...right after a full moon.

>>33335560
>>33335599
>>33335626
>>33340139

We were hiding in Yellowstone. It was far away from the population centers they were targeting and we hoped the geothermal activity would hide our heat signatures... But they found us away, I don't know if it was because one of us got careless or we underestimated the invader's technology once again... We just ran as deep into the forest as we could, we lost so many before their craft could follow us. So they came after us on foot, in force and had us surrounded, with being overwhelmingly outnumber and having no effective firepower I swear this was the end... I... I looked up for one last glance at the night sky, maybe thinking cursing the universe for bringing this to us, I don't know... Last acts of desperate men and all. I didn't even notice the full moon, I mean why would I?. But the clouds parted and its pale light shown down on us... that when we heard the howls, like a wolf but deeper, fiercer. Those bastards even stopped and tried to figure out what was going on. Thats when I noticed the shadows moving. Like quick dark blurs between the trees, every second there was more and more of them. That when it happened... So fast.. Over in the blink of an eye. All I could was this blur of motion and a rush of air.. And the roaring was deafening. But afterwards they were all dead, torn to shreds, that goo they have for blood was everywhere, the ground... The trees.. Us. It took us a minute to start running away from that, we were all too shock to even ask each other what happened till we got back to base. No one got a good look at whatever took the aliens out, but I must've been the only one to look behind me. Dozens of dark shapes filling the treeline, all with these glowing red eyes, just watching us run.

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>>33356527
>mfw

>>33351690
>>33351705
>>33353068

And then the Americans sent >>33349000
up to take them all out

>>33349289
It's too late; he was already in his secret moon castle.

>>33337093
I believe it died shortly after biting him.

>>33337294
Muslims can be white it's not a race.

>>33338926
Well, I know that spider-man seme gives you super cancer though.

There's an non-canon story set in the future where mary jane dies of super cancer because of having sex with peter

I heard it's pretty awful but I haven'd read it personally so I can't really say for sure.

>>33360176
Well, that's based on the old radioactive spider bite version of spider-man.
The new version of Spider-Man with the transgenic grafting would result in Mary jane laying fetus eggs

>>33334201
Ever seen Dragon Ball Z? Saiyans figured that shit out years ago

>>33333675
Unless their spacesuit was specifically built for shapeshifters it is likely that they would rip their suit apart when transforming.

Which is probably, if it wouldn't kill them, at least knock them out when they run out of air.

Or if their clothes are stored in some weird hammerspace and then returned unharmed when they turn back to human they would get knocked out by the lack of air, then transform back to human and get the suit back and then transform back to wolf and so on and so on.

>>33335517

Japan and/or Ruby-Spears plz.

>>33334201
What happens when you just drop your pants and moon a werewolf?

>>33340139

I could tell you a book with that exact plot, but since that's the twist it would spoil it.

Now there's a pickle.

>>33337079
When I first read "morte d'artur" I noticed that the description of the afterlife sounded oddly Islamic. honorable and pious men were attended by virtuous woman and all that.
But now that I think about it, it sounds more fedorian

>>33361438
You take the knot.

>>33333882
they turn into hulk werewolves frtom over exposure to moon gamma radiation?

Heirloom silver dildos

>>33361682
B-but I poop from there!

>>33363393
that's kind of hot

>>33363393
knot anymore you don't.

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>>33363507

>>33335969
A werecop? so she turns into a cop under the full moon?

>>33366155
That's ____hot

>>33350261
Wolf kids eat mama?

>>33360176
I think you might be mixing Spiderman up with Watchmen

>>33367492

Anything you can do I can do darker, I can do anything darker than you.

>>33367394
No. The wolf kids didn't eat mama.
Fucking garbage trucks, I will never look at them the same way.

>>33367394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlGrAeKalc

>>33367394

No, the werewolf dad dies and the human mother struggles to raise two kids torn between wolf and human on her own, until one day the kid that ends up choosing wolf doesn't need her anymore and strikes out alone the one that chooses human begins taking steps toward adulthood as well
That's when you realize the movie is about letting go of your loved ones.

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>>33361438