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>Bridgette is woken from her nap by a faint buzzing sound. She pulls her morpher out of her inventoy and finds that she has a new message from the Villain Association... From the Lord of Death.
>The number one S-Class has invited her to come to the Cave of Death. The message says that it is very important and if she does not attend they will hunt her down and kill her. The usual stuff.

Whoa. I've never been invited to anything by the S-Class. I didn't even know they invited people to things...
Should I bust out my fancy dress?

>>33340468
Rena:
Continue to be unconscious.

>>33340523
Either a fancy dress, or a fancy villain uniform.
Depending on how official this is.
I mean, S class is the big leagues. Ignoring that you are currently in an S class lap right now, rena doesn't count.

>>33340523
Go for something kinda fancy-casual or just your regular villian suit

>>33340523
Something formal.

This is the #1 villain, after all.

>>33340523
A dress seems a bit too much like you're going to a party or date. not a villain meeting.

>>33340523
Absolutely.

Rolled 6

>>33340523
Dress pure fabulous

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>>33340523
Fancy dress with black elements.

>>33340523
bust out your most professional attire.

Dress to impress.

And don't forget she might be asking you for dating advice or how to be friends with your arch.

>>33340523
>>33340618

Show up late. Fashionably late. Like a good Villain. Showing up on time is for heroes.

>>33340523
The fanciest of attire.

Rolled 17

>>33340523
Go there in comfortable clothes. Like your comfy hoodie. Fuck being uncomfortable, they'll probably just laugh at you anyway.

>>33340631
Shit, what are you doing. We aren't supposed to tell bridgette that Lord Death is a lady.

>>33340523
Hell yeah. Fanciest villain robes ya got

>>33340631
>>33340652
Yes, nobody must know.
Except for us.

>>33340523
Yes. Absolutely do that.
So fucking cute.

>>33340523
Wear your official villain uniform. This sounds like official business.

>>33340523
Maybe you could cook something to bring as a gift. How long do you have before the party?

>>33340679
and Rena.

S-Class promotion? Dating advice? Reprimand for too many good deeds? Plans for taking out Evil Rena?

>>33340523
>Rena still petting Bridgette
Cute, just you like your bat form
You said so yourself

>>33340523
Bring the most formal dress you have, summon up your formal monsters, bring a deal-making demon to lawyer for you.

>>33340756
All of the above?

>>33340679
and Three Punch Man.

>>33340679
And Rena, but if Lord death thinks she spilled the beans, then she's dead.

>>33340641
The truly villainous time to arrive is ten-twenty minutes early.

>>33340848
but THE most villainous time to arrive is when no-one expects you.

Rolled 15

>>33340886
"I arrived Thirty five minutes ago."

>>33340848
You don't need to explain that to the girl with a first in Villainology AND Villainonomy

>>33340886
"Oh I'm sorry, were you in the shower? I can come back later if you want." - The mantra of true evil.

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I guess I'll wear my fancy villain uniform. It shows off my shoulders and everything.

>Bridgette leaves Rena's lap with a bit of reluctance and heads back to her home to change. Once she's satisfied with her attire she leaves the protective dome of the city and ventures out into the wasteland.

>There are no monsters outside so the trip is relatively uneventful and she arrives at the Cave of Death unharmed.
>And early, as a true villain should.

>It has it's intended effect as it appears that no one quite expected her to show up.
>The Lord of Death is there alone with over a dozen other Villains.

Oh shit... This is the entire S-Class.

LoD: "You're early, Monster Maestro. You weren't supposed to be here for a while longer."

"I arrive when I please."

LoD: "Of course. It would have been quite the shock if you arrived on time. Welcome to the first of hopefully many S-Class meetings for you."

"Huh?"

LoD: "We have voted and decided to move Monster Marauder down to A-Class. You will be taking his place as S-Class 15."

1/2

>>33340948
WE S-CLASS NOW

>>33340948
I wasn't expecting you to leave immediately. I was going to suggest that you leave a note so Rena doesn't think you were kidnapped or anything.

>>33340948
Given her newfound power-applications, moving Bridgette up makes sense, but
>Monster Marauder down to A-class
wat

>>33340948
Whaaaaaa

>>33340948
Hmm... I think we haven't seen a few of those before, like the loli drills and the... flying witch?

>>33340948
>"We have voted and decided to move Monster Marauder down to A-Class. You will be taking his place as S-Class 15."
What and why?

>>33340948
Poor Ben, going down a rank.
Although I guess he's not been as much of a villain with his Waifu and child taking up all his time.

>>33340948
Who are cardboard samurai and little girl?

>>33340948
Aww yiss
Congratulations Bridgette
Wait MMA was only rank 15?
He was wrecking tons of shit though

>>33340948
Monster Marauder is probably gonna retire soon.

I'm not surprised at his demotion.

>>33340948
is that a tiny pixie riding a flying match stick above mr. skullface?

>>33340948
Ladies, please, hold your orgasms.

>>33340995
I think he was a low rank because he never showed up to a single S-class meeting.

>>33340948
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma37MgOjhtI

>>33340997
oh god.
That's amazing.
Her powers must be DIRE

>>33340948
Congratulations! Really, this is not that surprising. You can summon multiple S-class villains and control them so by proxy you are also S-class.

But uh... you're also very slow and vulnerable compared to other S-Class, so you're gonna have to figure out a solution to that. Maybe find a demon that you can summon which can serve as fast, protective transportation?

>>33341077
This is a pretty valid point.

Bridgette isn't personally very strong at all. She needs ablative minion layers.

>>33340968
>>33340985
Well, he hasn't really been doing anything villainous lately. Probably doesn't want to either.

>>33340988
He was also S-Class mostly because he was a threat to everything while on a rampage. Now that he has more control he's no longer at that threat level.

>>33340948
OH BOY, HOPE YOU LIKE BLOOD AND PAIN

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"... What..?"

LoD: "As I said, we are dropping Monster Marauder down to A-Class 1 and you will be S-Class 15. He used to be a major threat that would inspire terror just by being near the dome but lately he has been... Tamed. You, however, have grown in power vastly. You can even control The Monster Marauder and others in the Monster line. We feel that you are powerful enough to join our ranks. Don't disappoint us."

MM+++: "Aww~ My little girl is all grown up and in the S-Class just like her mommy~"

Oh fuck...
I... I never thought I would actually make it to S-Class...
I... I'm not strong enough. I'm gonna fucking die in here.

>>33341098
Maybe Villain Assoc. has a shop like the Heroes have? Rena has upgraded her suit there a few times.

>>33341077
>Maybe find a demon that you can summon which can serve as fast, protective transportation?

What if she drove a possessed car?

Or like, a possessed segway or something.

Rolled 17

>>33340948
>>33341128

Don't freak out.

Don't freak out.

Freak out

>>33341128
Take a deep breath. Your fine, this is fiiiiine.

>>33340997
>mr. skullface?
>Mister
That's Lady of Death to you.

Anyways, Drillhair McLoli is the real diabolical looking one there.

>>33341128
>I... I'm not strong enough. I'm gonna fucking die in here.
Hmm, where have we heard THAT before?

You'll be fine. Just do what comes naturally.

>>33341128
You'll do great! You just gotta prepare a bit.

Which means you get to go shopping!

Rolled 15

>>33341128
YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH, BRIDGETTE.
WE BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU CAN TAKE DOWN ALTRENA AND SAVE THE WORLD.

>>33341128
Okay bridgette.
Step one is getting yourself some slimline body armor like rena has.

She would be LONG DEAD without her uniform.

Second is making friends with doctors.

Third is squeaking your way through TERRIBLE SITUATIONS by cheating super hard, like by making friends with the hero.

>>33341128
Haha, Rena thought the same. You are going to be fine.

>>33341128

Freak out, go party, get wasted.

>>33341128
Well, now you know how Rena feels about her S-Class.

>>33341128
You'll be fine, unlike Rena your power is ridiculous after all.

>>33341128
Damn that's dress looks good
Don't worry about it Rena has been S-class for a while now and she hasn't been killed yet, you'll be fine
Probably

>>33341128
Bridgette. Rena doesn't technically even have powers and she survived S-class. Granted, she freaked out over it as much as you.

Just calm down, upgrade your equipment, and improve your summoning creatures organization structure.

>>33341128
Here's a tip: Rena thought the EXACT same thing when she became S-Class. MVS agreed wholeheartedly.

Look where she is now.

>>33341128
Graciously accept while simultaneously having several small worry-based heart attacks.

>>33341128
Funny, Rena thought the same exact thing.

On the bright side, you rank doesn't really matter right now since everyone is at risk of Death By AltRena. Well, I guess for you it's more of "Sex Slavery And Watch Everyone I Ever Loved Die By AltRena", but the point is the same.

>>33341128
Keep a strong face! Maybe ask if you can be paired up with the others on future missions so that you can...learn. yeah that's it, learn from their masterful villainy and all that.

Also, tell Ben that we are totally going to be teleporting his ass into our fights A LOT.

>>33341128
Keep in mind that Rena got to S class without powers and as of now just has a borrowed luck power and a good throwing arm.

>>33341128
That's what Rena thought too. She's weaker than you. If she can survive, so can you!

You can summon The Monster, and Monster Marauder. Exploit that for every serious battle from here on. Also, figure out something you can summon to give yourself defensive power. You're far more vulnerable than other S-Class.

i think you are allowed one panic attack.
then come back and ask if there is anything S-class need to do in particular.

So this is the thread in which Bridgette dies.

I guess the future refused to change, not even for nega-Rena.

>>33341255
Villainy, of course.

>>33341128
>Oh fuck...
>I... I never thought I would actually make it to S-Class...
>I... I'm not strong enough. I'm gonna fucking die in here
Welcome to renas world

>>33341128
Well if you're that concerned about it, you could always resort to living the life of a villain shut-in and commit crimes via monster proxy.

>Cynthia is the only Monster that hasn't had a taste of the sweet succulent pleasures of S-Class
She just keeps on disappointing everyone.

>>33341289
We haven't done villainy in a while.

Has Bridgette ever robbed a bank? Stolen a laser and threatened to write a love poem for Rena on the moon?

>>33341305

Going for the same tactics as RoboMaid's old master, huh?

>>33341345
At least she's less of a bitch, right?

>>33341345
Maybe she'll do better now that she has a rival.

>>33341128
Have you ever tried to summon a revenant?

>>33341176
alternatively, she's going to die horribly and turn Rena into Evil Rena. Whatevs. No presh

>>33341368
Look where it got him in the end when he personally went outside.

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MM+3: "I knew at least one of my daughters would make it here~ I could sense the potential in you when you were born~"

>Bridgette's mom gives her the relaxing kind of hug that only a mother can give. It does little to ease the monster girl's terror. Her entire body is trembling and she feels something cold in her chest.

Shit...
I can't..

>>33341217
>>33341219
>>33341248

Y-yeah... I think I'm stronger than Rena, right? She's just really good at throwing things... And I'm really good at summoning or whatever...
Just need to upgrade my suit a shitton and... Maybe I can survive.

LoD: "That concludes all of our official business. Void, come help me set up the table. We will drink in commemoration of our new recruit."

>The S-Class 5, Void and Lord of Death go to the kitchen. The tiny woman that was floating above Lord of Death's head suddenly grows in size and approaches Bridgette along with the man in odd armor.

???: "Hey there, Monster Maestro. Congrats on joining up. I'm sure you know who I am."

"You're Madam Galaxy."

She has complete control over space.

"And you're Legoman."

He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet. Even if they're wearing shoes or armor.

LM: "A pleasure, my lady."

MG: "Welcome to S-Class. If you have any questions we'd be more than glad to help you."

>>33341255
"Actually... Do we do anything specifically in S-Class?"

MG: "Hahaha! We're villains! We do whatever the fuck we want! And the best part is none of those chumps Heroes will stop us. Only the best for us S-Class. Half of those fools won't even kill us. It's a pretty fucking legit life."

LM: "Lady Galaxy, you should not swear so much."

MG: "I'm S-Class, I do as I please. Anything else you wanna know? It's been a while since we had a new guy."

>>33341537
Is Madam Galaxy by any chance related to Madam Hourglass?

>>33341537
Oh god Legoman deserves to be S rank number 1.

>>33341537
Sure, ask how Madam Galaxy got her powers, who her arch is (Madam Hourglass?), all that good stuff.

She seems like a nice type, and she might actually give you the time of day unlike hero girls.

>>33341537
Both of these villains are great and terrible.

Have you considered trying to summon MONSTERS under people's feet?

Also, ask which chumps to watch out for.
And where the secret S-class break room is. It's myth and legend among the lower classes.

>>33341537
Why isn't Legoman S-Class 1? Because he hasn't upgraded to using d4s and jacks along with his legos?

>>33341582
> Space and Time
Ooooooh sheeeeeeiiiiiiiit

>>33341537
>He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet. Even if they're wearing shoes or armor.
Can you summon this guy? He sounds pretty monstrous.

>>33341537
Ask them if they got any leads to some good villainy.

Step 1 is preparation and training, step 2 is practice.

>>33341537
>He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet. Even if they're wearing shoes or armor.
Fuck ow

>>33341537
After a few rounds, make a pass at Madam Galaxy. Nothing like an older woman/rising pupil dynamic!

>>33341537
>He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet.
Truly, the most villanous villain of all the villains.

>>33341582
Space and Time. Seems likely.

Wait a sec, Space and Time are the same thing. I smell some kind of scam.

>>33341537
>He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet. Even if they're wearing shoes or armor.

I am fairly certain this man constitutes a war crime.

>>33341537
So who's at the party?
Is Plague Doctor dude still in jail?

>>33341537
>Inform Legoman we're a huge fan
>Ask about relations to Madame Hourglass

>>33341537
>MG: "Hahaha! We're villains! We do whatever the fuck we want! And the best part is none of those chumps Heroes will stop us. Only the best for us S-Class. Half of those fools won't even kill us. It's a pretty fucking legit life."
For future reference, this is probably a bad idea. If you go on rampaging too much, then the heroes will get fed up with it sooner or later.

Don't tell her that, though. She's probably not the kind of person who takes confrontation well.

That's another thing to keep in mind: take confrontation well. It might save you from doing something incredibly stupid.

>>33341582
Of course. Time and space

>>33341668
Probably, unless someone has busted him out. He was doing some pretty nasty things.

>>33341605
Because there are a surprIsing number of heroes with no feet

>>33341668
Yeah. Who is the little kid?

>>33341537
Honestly, this makes the whole Villain's Association thing seem pointless. Do supervillains really do anything? Besides just acting out when they feel like it, I mean. What purpose does it serve?

>>33341537
>He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet. Even if they're wearing shoes or armor.
Probably Caffinators Arch then
Super speed can't help you if every step is torture

>>33341742
Ratings.

>>33341742
They drive the wheels of the economy.

>>33341742
The heroes and villains are just toys used by spoiled gods.

>>33341742
They create work oportunities

>>33341742
Isn't it publicity for the Hero's Association? They basically get payed to do bad shit and then get stopped by the heroes.

>>33341537
>He can summon tiny plastic bricks underneath people's feet. Even if they're wearing shoes or armor.
Luckily, you can turn into a tiny bat. His power won't have any effect on you in that form!

>>33341537
Wait... if you can fly, isn't Lego Man harmless? Well, you might want to take off your shoes too in that case.

Ask how often S-Class heroes go after them.

>>33341781
Sex toys?

>>33341797
Lego man is only harmless to those without feet.

If you have feet, whether youre actually using them or not you're vulnerable.

>>33341797

I'm pretty sure Velocity Raptor has scales and stuff that'd let him pretty much ignore stepping on lego as well.

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>>33341537
Suggest this to him.

>>33341855
Considering these bricks can pierce armor I don't think so.

>>33341855
I don't really know much about dinosaurs, but I don't think a velociraptors feet have scales on them.

>>33341874
NO

That's like giving IBCMs to the Russians. In 1940.

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>>33341874
Your villainy is weak.

>>33341874
OH GOD NO I HAD TO GO TO THERAPY AFTER THAT THREAD

I JUST GOT OUT AFTER THEY TOLD ME IT WASN'T REAL

WHY, YOU ASSHOLE PHOTOSHOP BASTARD

>>33341855
>Velocity Raptor
Don't dinosaurs have chicken-like feet?

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>>33341903
Dude....that's...that's demonic

I hope you die in a fire.

>>33341931
I hope he does not. For if he does he will become the ruler of hell.

>>33341537
Wait, wouldn't being S class mean MORE chump heroes come after us looking to make a name for themselves?

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>Legoman
Damn

>>33341956
Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaybe?

>>33341956
If anyone did, they'd most likely get killed

>>33341903
Do you want to cover it with fire ants while you're at it? Spiders? Wasps?

>>33341956
I don't know, It's not like Rena got attacked by a bunch of villians when she got promoted

>>33341956
What, you mean like the rangers?

>>33341956
Its likely to be a busy few days while shr establishes that she should not be messed with.

Fortunately she knows a few people of the spine ravaging persuasion.

She might need to stick em on retainer for a while.

>>33341995
How about attach a bunch of those things to a mud dauber nest?

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"Are you related to Madam Hourglass?"

MG: "Ha, yeah. That bitch is my Arch. Whenever we fight I just shrink really small so she can't find me, then grow and stab the fuck out of her with my staff. She's a nice girl, we do lunch sometimes."

>>33341642
Huh..?

"Who else is here?"

MG: "We have the whole group. Blythe, Sister, Double-Think, Void. Everyone's here today. Which is pretty rare but it's not every day we get a new member. Wanna go meet em? Some of them can be pretty shy."

"Sure."

>Legoman and Madam Galaxy walk over to the two closest Villains. Bridgette recognizes one as the Plague Doctor but the other...

MG: "This is Plague Doctor and Double-Think. Doc can make some crazy illnesses and Double-Think has control over the mind. He can make you doubt yourself, your powers, anything. He can even make you believe complete lies. Pretty OP."

PD: "Monster Maestro." The bird masked man nods in her direction.

DT: "Welcome to S-Class, Monster Maestro. We have been watching you for some time. It's a pleasure to have another member of the Monster family join us. I'm sure you'll do terrible things."

>>33341742
We do a lot of things! We... Do Villains stuff.

DT: "I watched your fights against the S-Class, Rena. Very impressive. The girl managed to take down Plague Doctor here."

PD: "She got lucky..."

DT: "Regardless you held your own against her a few times. It's nice to see beauty and strength combine in such a pleasing way. A rarity among the S-Class." He tilts his head towards Madam Galaxy. Thankfully she doesn't seem to notice.

"Uhm, thanks."

DT: "If you ever need advice or training feel free to call on me."

>>33341876
>>33341846
No no, he just summons the legos under your feet. Between your feet and your shoes if you're wearing some. If you're not standing on anything nor wearing shoes, they'll just fall down.

>>33342034
...that face looks like a butt.

Dont' laugh Bridgette.

It would be super bad if you laughed at someone because their face looks like a butt

Especially don't call her a buttface

And don't snicker, she'll assume you're laughing about her buttface

>>33342034

lmao your face is a butt

>>33342034
That face is a butt!

>>33342034
Don't think anything about his face. Just accept the compliment and say hello. Move on to more introductions, if there are more to be had.

>>33342034
Hehehehehe.
Butt face.

>>33342034
Point out to Plague Doctor that what Rena got was vampirism. She had superhuman strength and speed on top of her own abnormally good aim with rocks. That's why she won...

>>33342064
>>33342076
>>33342105
This is obviously one of his mind tricks, ignore it.

>>33342034
Yeaaaahhh nah, cling a bit to MG to make the point of NO THANKS to Double Think. That guy gives off super creepy vibes.

How about meeting some of the other villains?

>>33342034
Double Think and mind ready dude from the Hero Association?
Do all the Villians have an S-Class Arch?

>>33342122
Might be good to talk shop.

>>33342034
> Doublethink
Uhhhhhhhhhhh okay, he's been reading too many books. By the way is that a peach you're wearing for a hat?

>>33342105
To be fair, you've seen worse.

Hell, you had a plushie Spine Ravager as a toddler that was uglier. And that thing survived Ben and Cynthia.

>>33342130
>His

Just realized we have another trap in the cast

>>33342158
...actually, where is Senor Spinebreaker these days?

You should probably pass him onto Benben?

>>33342034
I wonder if Double Think is even a villain. I mean, he could just make everyone believe he is one.

DT seems to be hitting on you. Maybe you should just tell him/her that you're already dating someone so they'll back off. Or if that's a guy tell him you're a lesbian. ...you are still dating Rider right? But uh, advice/training might be a good thing? I'm pretty sure we can protect you from his mental influence.

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>>33342064
>>33342076
>>33342105
Guys.
pls.
Stop it.
I can't..
Stop.

>>33342188
He might not even do anything. He just convinces everyone that he does.

>>33342206
Don't think about it or even crack a smile bridgette.
DON'T.
He'll make you believe it's something pretty instead.

Just be polite.

>>33342206
Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts.

>>33342206
Quick, Think about Senor Spinebreaker

>>33342206
Does it sound like a fart when he talks?

>>33342206
Buttface.

>>33342188
Or maybe that's what he WANTS you to think? Think about it!

>>33342206
Calm down, Bridgette.
You don't want to make an ass of yourself.

>>33342206
Nooooo he'll challenge you to a duel and you'll get beat up or worse! SERIOUS FACE, BRIDGETTE.

Give your condolences to Plague Doctor. You were defeated the first time you faced Rena so you know what it feels like to be beaten by a weaker opponent.

>>33342233
>crack a smile
YOU'RE NOT HELPING

Pretty good, even if it was unintentional.

>>33342206
Well, I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I'm pretty good at identifying butts. And that is one. A butt.

>>33342206
Move to look behind Doublethink.
When he asks what you are doing, tell him you though you might see his face there,

>>33342206
Bridgette seriously, you can't laugh at buttface, that is not the best way to start off you S-Class career

>>33342206
doublethink?
More like double cheeks. Because he has two asscheeks. As his face.
Don't trust his lies, he's talking out of his ass.
I tried to crack a joke there, but it didn't compare to his massive crack. Between his buttcheeks.

>>33342262
Rena is unexpectedly tenacious.

>>33342206
Oh god, it's too late, buttface will know

In just a moment she'll, he'll?, stare at you with this thousand yard stare from the depths of his butt mask and you will know that you have been marked.

By the light passing of wind

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>>33342206
Here, this'll get that image out of your head.

>>33342206
>those collar bones
Unf

>>33342289
10/10 post

>>33342299
That's too mean, anon.

>>33342206
Don't laugh, don't even lift a cheek.

>>33342312
What is it about collar bones?

>>33342206
Play it off like you were thinking about that one time rena drew marker all over MM++'s face.

>>33342329
A fetish for gentlement with fine taste. In collarbones.

>>33342329
They're so delicate, I want to run my tongue over them

>>33342367
Are you Rena, anon?
If not, I have bad news.

[x]Got it, Double Butt

Double Think has mind powers huh, I wonder if his arch is Aeon

>>33342329
it's a feature of women with no objective maximal attraction, that you can easily see on most women trying to look nice because it shows off their breasts a bit. So if you already like her, you can focus on her uniqueish collar bones and easily fetishize them.

>>33342206
Tell him we'll call on him if we need to and make emergency evacuation procedures from his area.

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....

...
....

"PFTHAHAHAHAHA!"

DT: "Hmm? Was my offer funny?"

MG: "Nah, looks like someone drew on your face."

DT: "What?" He grabs a spoon and looks at his face in the reflection. "Oh for the love of... Fool! I will end your life!"

>He storms off. The Plague Doctor looks like he's about to speak but he glances to his left and quickly retreats. In his place is a small girl with completely pale and smooth skin. Her face seems to be frozen in a smile as she looks over Bridgette.

???: "Hello. I am Blythe. Welcome to S-Class."

"Hi there."

Huh. I've never heard of her.

>>33342445
Magical girl? She doesn't look evil.

>>33342445
Another Magical Girl?

>>33342445
Ask her what her deal is.
Everyone you've met so far seems pretty terrifying.

>>33342445

there's no way she isn't crazy

>>33342445
She's cute. Hit on her. Yes, you are that desperate. Don't even try to deny it.

>>33342445
Be nice, whisper to mom who is she.

She seems off

>>33342445
>Huh. I've never heard of her.
Damn she must be pretty scary if she can be S-Class without having to do anything

>>33342445
She...

SHE...

Bridgette, whatever you do do not offender her.

I predict she is dangerous

Beware her drills

>>33342445
It's always the cute ones that are the most terrifying. Tread carefully.

Ask what her powers are, her arch, standard stuff.

>>33342445
> D-d-d-drills.
My fetish hair!

DO NOT mention her size. or talk to her like a kid. ask what her powers are.

>>33342445
Magical Girl.

Right down to the optimistic name.

>>33342445

Ask if you can hug her.

Shes soo cuuuute

>>33342445
Say you like her hair and ask if you can drill her

>>33342445
This chick is probably ridiculously mercurial or something. Watch what you say.

>>33342445
Compliment her drills
Gotta appreciate a good set of drills

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>>33342445
>Huh. I've never heard of her.
1 What are your Powers / Are you Magical Girl?

DT head is coin

>>33342445
Now Double Think has a dick face.
Is it a Rorschach mask but only shows lewd stuff?

>>33342488
Drill at super speeds!
Fly like a davinci helicopter!
Make powerful winds!
Drillhair!

>>33342445
Ask her about herself! You should know some people take it hard if you judge them on their appearance after all.

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>>33342527
>>33342522
>>33342492
Excellent taste.
Cosgrove I know one of these is you.

>>33342445
She introduced herself, so she must not expect you to know her. Ask her what kind of villain she is. Vampire? Witch?

>>33342445
Hit on her

>>33342552
It's probably some Freudian thing.

>>33342445
I... I take back what I said about Legoman. Truly, here we have the most terrifying of all villains.

Apparently so terrifying she has made to S3 without making a name for herself.

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>>33342445
Man, Double-think seems like a real dickhead.

>>33342594
Carlos, I'm going to call the authorities.

>>33342594
CARLOS!!!!!

>>33342594
Go back to bed Carlos.

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>>33342594
I get the feeling he's the butt of many jokes in the Villain Association.

>>33342640
You mother fucker

>>33342640
>>33342594
Are you like, a jealous A-Rank villain or something?

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>>33342640
Damn it Carlos!

>>33342640
Kind of late for the butt puns, Carlos. We kind of used them all up earlier.

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>>33342640

Then again, those other villains are such asses too

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>>33342660
>>33342663
>>33342665
Come on guys, it's a joke. No need to be anal about it.

Guys please, this is a serious quest.

>>33342719
>>33342716
>>33342640
>>33342594
MICHAEL!!!!

>>33342734
Please this.
*unzips katana*

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>>33342719
I think I've cracked enough jokes today.

Carlos is probably in the villains S-Class. Calling it now

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>>33342734
don't be a dumbass anon.

>>33342773
Don't you have a reboot to be working on Carlos?

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Guys, please!
Stop!

"S-so, what are your powers? I don't think I've ever really seen you on tv."

BE: "I make flower gardens in your head."

"... Okay..."

BE: "..."

>Another person approaches her with unusual glasses.

??? :"Hey, Monster Maestro, right? Name's Blast. Nice to meetcha. Wanna go out for dinner sometime?"

"What?"

BLS: "Right, you're not the kinda gal who does dinner on the first date. Coffee, perhaps?"

BE: "Blast, you are bothering her."

BLS: "Oh? Sorry little lady. I forget that sometimes people get intimidated by how awesome I am."

MG: "Ignore him, Monster Maestro. Come on. Let's go meet the others."

>She pulls Bridgette away from the two. Once they're far enough she pulls her close and whispers into her ear.

MG: "Don't talk to Blythe. Seriously. Girl has some serious issues."

>>33342797
>Blast
Oh shit

>>33342797
Go and meet the Jester looking guy.

>>33342811
Do we know something about him?

>>33342797
what did flower gardens in your head mean?
and is blast the same guy who was S-Rank 1 Hero 60 years ago?

>>33342797
Bridgette, are you bi or just lesbian? Because you should take him up on the offer me thinks

>>33342797
But she's so cute.

>>33342797

"Whats wrong with her?"

>>33342797
Ask what she means by 'issues'.

"Also, are all of the guys that desperate to date anyone? A shame I like girls, it would make my life so much easier with all these horndogs around."

>>33342797
But-but the drills!

>>33342797
We didn't even get to mention her hair

>>33342844
She telegibs your brain with flowers.
>>33342797
Well, I like blast. If we were rena, we'd try to befriend blythe too. Maybe avoid that one.

Continue with introductions, and maybe get some punch/cake.

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>>33342797
>>33342844

>>33342839
He's the Rank 1 Hero from OPM.

>>33342797
>blast
i saw what you did there OP
god damn it.

>>33342797
What kind of issues.
And is Blast always that forward?

>>33342797
Yeah about her. What are her powers?

Also are Double Think's mental manipulations temporary? The offer for training is tempting but we don't want to get screwed over either.

>>33342797
Talk to Blythe. Make friends. Become a magical girl!

But can he Blast Hardcheese?

>>33343091
Blast confirmed for Chet's arch

>>33342323
It might be sort of true soon enough. Alternatively speaking.

>>33343120
>Alternatively
Håhåhåhåhåhåhåhåhå

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There was a Hero called Blast? Never heard of him, either... Well, I'm not too well versed in Hero History.

Also the fool appears to have vanished along with Double-Think...

>>33342299
W-what... When did this happen?
Guys, please.

"So what's her issue?"

MG: "I don't know her entire deal but yeah she's got some issues. You know that garden in your head think? She means that literally. She makes a seed form in your head and with that she can make it do anything. Like, make you go into a coma, become her servant, get stuck in a dreamland. And then you die cause plants are not supposed to be in your head."

"That's terrifying..."

MG: "Yeah. Oh, and sorry about Blast. He's a bit... Pushy."

"He's always like that, then?"

MG: "Yeah. He's not as bad as his sister. You ever heard of Caffornicator?"

"I'm... Familiar with her."

MG: "He's harmless, though. Unless he touches you and makes you explode."

>An older man walks up to Bridgette. He nods at her and presses a piece of paper into her hand then walks away.

MG: "Ah, that's Ofuda. Looks like he likes you. He's got these tags and stuff that offer protection."

"Why is he a Villain?"

MG: "He mostly uses them to raise the dead."

"Oh..."

Let's see... All that's left is Void, Sister, that jester guy, and... I don't know who the others are.

>>33343156
Jesus. Caffo and Blast are OP as fuck siblings.

>>33343156
>sister
Ooooooooooooh snap!

>>33343156
I don't know who any of those are.
That jester guy seems like a class act though!

>>33343156
Uhhh, go see Sister.

>>33343156
>Blast and Caffornicator
That's fucking great

Go talk to Sister, I think Rena almost fought her one time

>>33343197
But no clowns? Truly, this Villain Association has no class at all.

>>33343156
>VOID
go talk to void

>>33343156
Protection? Ask if Ofuda has any that can help you survive.

>>33343156
Void and Sister, Jester dude seems kinda like a douche that would ruin the party.

Oh, and Bridgette? Sparkle's a moaner

>>33343156
He can raise the dead? What exactly are the conditions on that?

Well, introductions are winding down.
Get yourself some refreshments and ponder OH GOD YOU'RE GOING TO DIE some more

>>33343156
Did Ofuda make Jiang-Shi?

>>33343338
...!

What if we could raise the dead folks from the other dimension?!

>>33343338
>What exactly are the conditions on that?
Given that his raising of the dead was the reason given for why he's a villain, it's probably more likely to be closer to zombification rather than resurrection.

But if it DOES bring them back with their faculties intact, it might be worth trying to summon up Alt!Bridgette again in order to have a heart to heart before Renageddon.

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>>33343439
>Long hair Bridgette
Yes please.

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"Did he make Jiang-Shi? Can he bring back anyone?"

MG: "Yeah, I think he did make her. Also he can only bring back people that he's helped kill in one way or another. Oh, there's Sister! If she asks you to join her cult say no."

"Uhm, okay."

>Madam Galaxy drags Bridgette over to meet the one known as Sister.

Sis: "Monster Maestro, right? It is a pleasure to meet you."

"Same. I've seen you on TV a lot."

Sis: "Hehe, the same for you. I hope you do well."

"Thanks."

Sis: "So, have you accepted He of Many Tentacles as your Lord and Savior?"

"What..?"

SIs: "He will cover you in his many appendages and ensure eternal bliss. You merely need to give yourself to him and you will find paradise."

"Uhm..."

Sis: "Perhaps you can attend our session? I can assure you that you would enjoy it."

>>33343490
This girl doesn't seem right in the head, Bridgette.

>>33343479
>Long hair = bigger boobs

>>33343490
...is she a cultist of our dad? Because that'd be literally the most awkward thing ever.

>>33343490
She's probably talking about your dad.

>>33343490
Do it

Do it do it do it

What's the worst that could happen

>>33343490
Attend. It sounds like a good religion.

Probably your dad, too.

say that your dad has tentacles so it would be weird.

>>33343490
"I'm sorry, I'm, uh… a Renathiest."

>>33343490
> "He will cover you in his many appendages and ensure eternal bliss. You merely need to give yourself to him and you will find paradise."
That's hot

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>>33343490
I think we should go.

>>33343490
Wait
Are you talking about my dad?

>>33343490
> The Elder Sign
uh oh

>>33343490
Bridgette. Think for a second.

Tentacles.

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>>33343490
>He of Many Tentacles
Ask your dad if he accidentally got a cult started in his name back in his bachelor, free love days

>>33343490
>If she asks you to join her cult say no.
Probably not the best idea.

>>33343490
Politely decline

>>33343490

Decline.

Make a mental note to ask your dad about this dude.

Hope that it wasn't your dad going through a phase and these cultists just haven't gotten over his departure.

>>33343490
Could she tell us more about his origin and goals, first? We've met a lot of monsters, and we don't know what makes him unique.

>>33343531
If Bridgette was desperate enough, I'm sure she could summon something for that instead of joining a cult.

>>33343490
Tell her that you are busy but you'll look up when she holds her 'sessions'. It technically won't be a lie.

>>33343490
Politely decline.

>>33343549
60's Hero Quest when?

>>33343490
Never get involved with lovecraftian abominations.

Unless they're family.

>>33343490
Tell her you get enough tentacled authority and acceptance from your father.

>>33343490
"You mean dad?" OH GOD OH GOD

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>>33343490
>He of Many Tentacles
"Im sorry I don't think Im interested in religion, you know."

>>33343490
DON'T ask her if it's your dad. The reaction if the answer is yes isn't something you want to deal with. Ask your dad later.

>>33343479
ponytail, up-do, and long are the best

>>33343490
Tempting, but I don't think it's a good idea to accept help from a tentacle monster that you don't know.

>>33343599
Needs drills though.

>>33343479
LONG HAIR.

>>33343490
"I don't want eternal bliss, I'm perfectly content being miserable."

>>33343626
That'd be a lie, though.

>>33343490
How about no.

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"I'm sorry but I really think I'll have to decline."

Sis: "I'm sorry to hear that... May I ask why?"

"I'm not really the religious kinda person... Also I think you may be describing my dad and that's kinda weird."

Sis: "Your father..? Ah, The Monster... The False One... He is merely a pretender with only one follower. He of Many Tentacles is the true lord of the creatures in the dark. If you would just attend one meeting... You will know bliss and then the cold comfort of the void if you give yourself to him."

"I really can't."

Sis: "The perhaps I can show you what he offers right here and now... A small sample..."

>As she speaks her form begins to shift. Bridgette can see things moving about under her clothes as black tears stream down her face.

"Uhm......."

Sis: "Don't move..."

1/2

>>33343652
BRIDGETTE NOOOOOOOOOO
RUN

>>33343652
If someone tells you to not move, that's usually when you MOVE!

>>33343652
Does she count as a monster now? Summon her.

Or if you want to really beat her, body and soul, summon her god and make it do your bidding. If possible.

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>>33343652
How lewd.

>>33343652
Time to summon her

>>33343652
betcha you could summon him.

>>33343652
Quick, summon He of Many Tentacles before things get gropey!

>>33343652
You can teleport now. Do that.

>captcha: anticipate ogrvelo
Yeah, let's leave the ogre velo for another day.

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>>33343652
time to go

>>33343652
Something monstrous threatening you? Summon it.

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>>33343652
I have never asked for this.

>>33343652
Just like in my erotic chinese cartoons

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>>33343652
>The girl suddenly becomes very very small.
>Madam Gravity moves her away from Bridgette and laughs.

MG: "Sorry about that! I forgot she gets like that sometimes. She really is a sweet girl. Well, the drinks are set out if you wanna get some. And again, if you have any other questions just ask me."

>>33343652
Sister a cutie

>>33343725
>Madam Gravity

I see. She has the power to change her title at will. Truly a terrifying prospect.

>>33343725
>Madam Gravity
>Not Madam Galaxy
There are two?!

>>33343725
MG a great
Who are those other Villians that you don't know, also how did you get picked, there was a council vote for when they promoted Rena to S-Class, did they do something similar?

>>33343725
I thought it was Madam Galaxy?
Huh?

>>33343725
Yay drinks

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>>33343747
>>33343748
LARROOOOOOO

>>33343725
Time to summon her, to show that we were fine.

>>33343725
Consider attempting to summon He of Many Tentacles at some point. For battle purposes. Maybe it could even cover you in tentacles for protection!

Ask her if Double Think is legit. I mean, the offer for training is tempting.

>>33343725
Some drinks sound reeeeeally nice after that.

Also you should totally ask MG out on a date sometime. Look at that cute face!

>>33343725
You should probably figure out if there's anything you CAN'T do. See if there's some grand law or unspoken taboo that could get the S-class to beat your shit in.