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JR: "I'm so glad you let me come over! Man, the internet is just buzzing with footage from your latest fight. I can't believe you lost it! Did you throw the fight on purpose? Oh! What happened during the date after that? I know you two went out to eat but... Ohmygosh! Did you two hold hands!? Did you kiss!?"

"Jade, please. It was horrible... She made me eat salad. Just leaves and junk."

JR: "So she punished you? Oh man, that's so cool. I wish I could get beaten up by Monster Maestro."

>Robomaid stands behind Jade Revolver holding a sign. Rena just shakes her head at the robot, she knows it won't help her at this point.

JR: "Oh, I've been working on a new fanfic!"

"Really? What's this one about? Is it with, uhm... Alternate me?"

JR: "Oh, no. I haven't had much inspiration for that. I mean I have a few ideas but nothing on paper yet."

"What are they?"

JR: "I'll tell you after I'm done with this one. Hold on, I have it somewhere in my phone..."

>The girl pulls out her phone and swipes her finger across the screen, mumbling to herself as she searches for something.

JR: "Got it! Okay, so it begins with Benben as he attends a local comic con... You see it's rumored that The Otaku would be there and..."
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>>33496421
Yes. Get the ballgag.

>>33496550
Awww yisss adventure of Benben

>>33496550
Oh shit, future time!

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>>33496550
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Dang... There's so many people in here already. Where the heck could she be?
Also she can look like anyone... That just makes it even more difficult.

Only clue I have is the letter she sent me saying she's going to make this 'a con to remember'. Which tells me.... Well, not much at all.

>>33496550
I didn't even see this thread up.
Now to READ!

Robomaid, you are the best roommate.

Jade, I didn't realize they made replicas of my hoodie.

>>33496700
She's going to do some suppervillain/teenager shit

One of the two.

It's going to be the center of attention, whatever it is.

>>33496700
>a con to remember
IT IS A CON. She is not even here. She is just fooling you.

>>33496700
She's probably in cosplay just like her mom.

>>33496735
Glorious.

>>33496550

Get the ballgag

>>33496700
Check the dojinshi stands. That's the obvious place to start.

try THE BALLPIT

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>>33496700
Start with a thorough investigation of the area. Perhaps you will find she has a distinct outfit or something that she can be identified with.

Aw shiiit, I got in early for once.

>>33496700
Just enjoy yourself somehow and wait for shit to go down. Go get some swag.

>>33496700
Wander around, and see if anyone is staring at you. That's probably her.

>>33496700
*cough*
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL?

>>33496781
>[x]doubt

>>33496700
Who are you meeting?

>>33496781
Get back to sleep, Detective.

>>33496803
He just looks fabulous is all. You kinda have to in order to keep up with Empress Drill Hair

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>>33496700
Have some adorable fanart of jade saving the day.

>>33496863
Jesus fuck...

>>33496863
>>33496917
Someone post the .gif version.

>>33496700
Check up on the history of this place. She might be planning something based on that. Look for anything that happened just after you were born.

>captcha: rickled submit

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>>33496735
That... That would actually be quite clever. But I don't think she's capable of that. Ah, I'm not saying she's stupid or anything! It's just... Her villain plans are simple.

>>33496737
Yeah, that means she could be anyone. I can't just start punching random cosplayers again.

>>33496755
Eh?

>>33496775
>BenBen goes to examine the ballpit. It's a sad little thing with a single person sitting inside of it. They have on fake horns and appear to have painted themselves.

I don't think she's there. I don't see why ANYONE would want to be there...

>>33496764
>BenBen walks over to the doujinshi stand. There are quite a few older men around him along with a few girls. He examines the covers of a few of the comics and flips through them. He quickly puts them down.

There... There's naked women in these... And men... I don't think she's here.

>He wanders around the con acquiring swag and actually enjoying himself a bit. He feels his phone vibrate and pulls it out.

>There's a message on it from The Otaku. 'I see you wandering around like a lost puppy. If you can't find me in one hour you lose. I'll give you a hint: Saki Fujita'

What..?

>>33496700
Well, what do you know about her? maybe she has a way of working that'd tip you off?

>>33496985
>Saki Fujita
It's Japanese for "piss in the ballpit"

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>>33496985
Start a list of persons of interest. Saki Fujita is most likely going to be some kind of character that someone is cosplaying as.

>>33496985
>Saki Fujita
>Saki Fujita (藤田咲 Fujita Saki?, born October 19, 1984) is a Japanese voice actress from Tokyo, Japan represented by Arts Vision
>She is best known in Japan for sampling her voice for the Crypton Future Media's Vocaloid, Hatsune Miku.
Look for vocaloid bullshit

>>33496985
"She is best known in Japan for sampling her voice for the Crypton Future Media's Vocaloid, Hatsune Miku"

Look for a Vocaloid!

>dashcon episode

oh god

>>33496985
It's a singer or something, go find that eerie screeching weebs call music and she'll be there

>>33496985
>Saki Fujita
The best thing I can think of is someone that looks like Hatsune Miku.

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>>33496985
It's this bitch. Find her and punch her.

>>33496985
>I can't just start punching random cosplayers again.
>again.
...I need to hear this story.

Text back a really good joke then look around for someone stifling laughter.

>>33496985
You need to reclaim that ballpit later.

First find the otaku, and then go ballpit with her.

>>33496985
Reply
>Is that something from one of your annie mays? I don't watch little kid shows.

>>33497071
Alternately a really bad joke and look for cringing or facepalming.

>>33497060
>>33497029
well, find that cyber-singing lady.

>>33496985
but don't punch her! We're just hanging out at the con today, I think!

>>33496550
Run a best moon princess costume contest

>>33497105
>don't punch her!
It's like you hate fun

>>33496985
I would say ask Bridgette's kid for help, but everyone knows she will never find a woman or man who loves her. Maybe ask Cynthia and Hex's kid?

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>>33496928
You asked for it.

>>33496985
text back "Who?"

>>33496985
If you see any doujinshi with you on it, DON'T look at it. For the love of God, DON'T.

>>33497123
Don't you want to hang out with a nice girl at the weird anime place?

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haha time to post jade art

>>33497097
Perfect. Then you just have to find the person throwing their phone in anger

>>33497145
Gotta punch them first.

>>33497130
I... want to see Jade cosplaying as Groucho Marx now.

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>>33496985
Can't shake the feeling that Benben looks like her.

>>33497145
But Empress of the World isn't here

>>33496985
Text back: "Is that a chick with a dick?"

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>>33497139
.... There's doujinshi of me..? But... It was filled with men and women doing... Things. Why would anyone make one of me?

>>33497080
But it's so tiny. We'd have to squish in there.

>>33497066
Haha... It's uh... Not good. Mom was not happy about that one.

>>33497042
>>33497039
>>33497033
>>33497029
>>33497060
Ah, that's what she means by that!

Okay, now I've got a lead.
Thank you, Detective Cole.

>BenBen scours the con trying to find someone dressed as this 'Miku' person. Amidst all the other bright colors of people cosplaying he's finding it difficult to pick out one person from the crowd.
>Finally he spots someone... The girl is dressed as Miku rather well if not for the giant glasses balanced on her nose.

>He sends her a text 'Is she from one of those anniemays? I don't watch chinese cartoons'.
>The girl in front of him grabs her phone, checks it, and frowns. She begins furiously typing a reply.

Ha, that's her!

Rolled 4

>>33497267
Whatever you do, DO NOT PUNCH HER!

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>>33497267
PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!

>>33497267
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>33497267
Sneak up behind her and put your hand on her shoulder.

Whisper "baka" into her ear.

>>33497267
PUNCH HER!

>>33497267
Whatever you do, MAKE SURE TO PUNCH HER FIRST!

>>33497267
Surprise her mid-response by loudly announcing that she fell for your ploy.

Also then ask her what's up? She is the one who invited us here.

>>33497267
THROW A ROCK AT HER

wait, mom told you not to do that

call her out, then zap her with something

>>33497267
"Say that to my face not online and see what happens!"

>>33497267
Punch her and throw her into the ballpit

>>33497267
>>33497310
>>33497307
>>33497290
don't listen to them, they are trying to get you in trouble with your mom.

Just greet her like a sane person.

>>33497267
>Why would anyone make one of me?
Well, considering it is you, they probably made one where you helplessly cry (even though you enjoy it through and through) while men and/or women do things AT you.

>>33497267
Sneak up behind her and put your phone up near her ear. She'll totally freak out when it makes its message received noise right next to her the minute she sends her message.

>>33497320
Throw a rock anyways, it's what Aunt Rena would do.

>>33497267
Don't punch her. We don't even know why she invited you just yet.

>>33497267
Take her phone. Then throw it at her

>>33497343
She invited him because he's an adorable, naive trap/shota and she's an otaku.

>>33497267
>>33497305
calling her baka sounds like the best thing you could do.

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>>33497267

punch her right in the pudding

SHE HASN'T COMMITTED ANY VILLAINY YET, NO ATTACKING
Don't wanna look bad. Sneak up on her instead.

>>33497361
... You might want to be ready to punch her. Just in case.

>>33497267
Sneak attack for extra damage.

>>33497341
But we are forbidden to use Aunt Rena's super special signature forbidden rock throwing technique.

>>33497333
Or ones where he dominates curvy older women, possibly even ones who are related to him.

>>33497267
Sneak up on her and start giving a villainous monologue.
When she interrupts, tell her you can't both villainize the same event, so she has to leave.
Collect easiest paycheck ever.

Who did Cosplay Lass even manage to procreate with anyways?

>>33497399
...We're forbidden to throw rocks? What kind of childhood did Benben have!?

All this punching is THE reason benben is such a delinquent

He's already in super detention!

>>33497441
I'm assuming Rena babysat BenBen and taught him some techniques.

>>33497441
One where he punched animes and threw rocks at Best Girl.

>>33497267
Lunch her. Or punch her.

>>33497440
Alt version of herself, that, by some twist of fate, happened to be male.

>>33497439
Heroes can't be Villains! You have to split the two jobs up.

>>33497471
That implies Rena has techniques when we know for a fact she just throws them

>>33497267
She looks too grouchy.

Surprise TICKLE ATTACK!

>>33497267
Flip her skirt up

>>33497508
Tell that to Jade

>captcha: quick smexua
This quest is going to take a turn for the lewd

>>33497528
No, that activates her "kyaaaah" hidden technique

>>33497267
How will you know if it is really her? I know.
>Kiss her
and watch for her reaction.

>>33497535
Last we saw her, Jade was having trouble pulling that off. Too demanding on time and energy, ya know.

>>33497528
Just what kind of Miku she is?
Shimpan or nopan?

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>>33497333
>>33497403
.......................

Anyway...
I... I'm not going to punch her. Hard.

>BenBen walks up to The Otaku and bops her in the head. Even a light tap is still a good hit from the son of The Monster Marauder. The girl flinches and cries out as she's struck.
>She turns around, furious, but her expression changes when she spots BenBen.

"Baka."

What does that even mean?

TO: "You... You actually managed to find me."

"It wasn't exactly difficult with that hint."

I don't know why I didn't just look for someone with big glasses. She can't change that part.

TO: "W-well it's too late now! My evil plan has already begun! Soon the entire con will be forced to listen to my special Miku track! They will all fall under my control! And that includes you, Magical Monster!"

Oh, going by my Hero name. I think she's serious.

>>33497564
I thought she was doing well.
Like, rescuing cosplay lass from hero jail.

>>33497569
I'd prefer something lacy

>>33497577
PUNCH HER FOR REAL

>>33497577
so what happens if I just put earplugs in right now and then destroy the speakers once the mind control music starts?

>>33497577
The Otaku can sing? Is she any good?

>>33497577
Baka means idiot, stupid, fool and pretty much everything related to that.

>>33497577
Steal her phone.
The thing to control the music is probably on it.

Or steal her glasses.

>>33497577
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO MAGIC BLAST HER TO THE HEAVENS

TRANSFORM INTO MAGICAL MONSTER!

>>33497577
Who is her father?

>>33497577

Grab her ear and tell her to tell you where the track is.

If that doesn't work, escalate to a wet willy and noogies.

>>33497577
Tell her you'll burn her doujinshi collection if she does that.

>>33497577
Take her glasses from her, demand she stop the plan or she won't get them back

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>>33497577
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

>>33497618
That baka is lying, baka means baked beans.

>>33497629
Cosplay Lass probably impregnated herself.

>>33497577
Find what broadcasts con music, look for control room.
Alternatively, short circuit random electric outlet. Careful not to fry yourself.


>"Baka."
>What does that even mean?
That means she's tsundere.

>>33497618
Get in a singing duel with her, using Empress and Lolu as backup singers

>>33497577
Wheedle her into telling you where the track is and stopping the plan.

Also cover your ears up.

>>33497577
"Then I must stop you, Otaku!"
Transform into your hero outfit and prepare for battle. Give her your serious game, as befits a rival.

If she starts singing, plug your ears and use kicks instead of punches.

>>33497665
So you're saying she cosplayed as a pregnant woman?

Damn, that's some dedication.

>>33497577
tie her up somewhere, then get speaker smashin'. probably want to put in some headphones to keep the awful music out. and defend yourself from her mind control

Quick, hit the fire alarm and give a bomb alert!

>>33497577
Counter her song with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rQuedOHwr4

>>33497629
If you have to know...

Spolier alert!
Darth Vader

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>>33497691
It happens

>>33497577
Wait, why?
That sounds really mean.

>>33497750
This battle is senseless! Listen to my song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBgOi4Vyra8

>>33497776
>That guy checking out her ass.
Sugoi.

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"So what happens if I just put in earplugs right now and destroy the speakers once the music starts?"

TO: "I... You shouldn't do that..."

"Why?"

TO: "B-because... It wouldn't be cool or heroic..."

"It would work, though."

TO: "Well, yeah...."

"Tell me where the control panel is for all this."

TO: "Never!"

>BenBen takes her glasses from her.

"Tell me or I'm keeping these. And I'll burn your doujinshi collection."

TO: "M-my glasses! You monster!"

"Tell me."

TO: "Never!"

She's a tough one. Should I get serious with her? She's actually a pretty tough fight once she gets started.

>>33497876
GET SERIOUS
THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
YOU CAN ACTUALLY PUNCH HER WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
TRANSFORM!

>>33497876
Punch her

>>33497876
aw, you're making her cry.

Tell her that if she tells you where the control device is and shuts it down, we can hang out at the con all day and get some snacks.

>>33497876
Tell her you will never go to the ball pit with her if she doesn't cooperate

>>33497876
>That face.
Ruffle her hair. Then tell her you can just enjoy the con together if she gives you the info.

>>33497876
Tear off one of her pigtails and gag her with it.

Then walk around hitting all the speakers with her body.

>>33497876
>You monster!"
"That's my name, don't wear it out~"

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>>33497876
> Force
TELL ME OR I'LL STOMP THESE GLASSES DOWN AND USE THE SHARDS TO SLICE YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF.

>>33497927
Whoa there, we antihero now?

>>33497876
bully her more!

>>33497876
Tell her she should get contact lenses. She's looks cute without glasses.

Also, you should be able to figure broadcasting room on your own, there has to be a con map or something, or just ask one of con organisers.

>>33497876
Threaten her with the dread Sad Box.

>>33497876
Ruffle her hair.
Steal her phone.
Start reading aloud her fanfic ideas.

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>>33497876

SOMEONE CALL THE BULLY POLICE ON BENBEN

>>33497876
Touch her chin and get real close to her face, then whisper "please?"

>>33497876
Tell her that if she doesn't give up, you'll reenact one of the doujinshi of you that they're selling on the other end of the hall and make her co-star.

>>33497876
"Yes, 'me monster'. How astute. You've met my parents before.

Look, tell me where the control panel is and I'll take you out for coffee, deal?"

>>33497876
Dude, don't take her glasses, that ain't cool. On the other hand, holy hell she's cute without glasses

point out that she's being mean to a con. Tell her to pack it in and go get some ridiculously overpriced con food

>>33497964
Yes please. Use the supreme charm.

>>33497876
If threats don't work.... charm her!
"Oh hey you look cute without glasses. You have pretty eyes you know."

>>33497876
She is your RIVAL! Treat her seriously, and don't be all tricksy! Unless you're that sort of hero I guess. Are you that sort of hero or are you the direct approach sort of hero?

>>33497876

Tell her shes cute without the glasses and that she should wear contacts.

>all this bullying
Is this MGNQ all over again?

>>33497915
>>33497959
>>33497972
Whoa guys, this is Ben and Sparkle's child, not Raindrops's

>>33497876
How many monster powers do you have? There are at least a couple different monsters that can hypnotize people with their singing. You can use that to get her to tell you where it is.

>>33497972
>Tell her that if she doesn't give up, you'll reenact one of the doujinshi of you that they're selling on the other end of the hall and make her co-star.
The one in which Benben uses his partial transformation power to turn into a centaur and...

Oh god, that would hurt.

>>33498012
>She is your RIVAL! Treat her sensually

>>33498016
Nah, there's not enough whining, arguing, and bitching going on for it to be a MGNQ thread.

>>33497972
Yes! Do this!

>>33498023
Technically he inherited genes and traits from all the heroes and villains, including her.

>>33498023
Wasn't Raindrops present during the Egg hatching thing? That means some of her personality rubbed off on him...

>>33498012
I thought our rival had drill hair. This broad is not nearly fabulous enough to be our rival

>>33498065
Oh we got that out of the way in earlier threads is all.

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>>33498062

>>33498103
>>33498083
Does that mean Benben is technically related to everyone?

>>33498103
Go with it. Set all engines to maximum overruffle.

>>33498127
Well uh... hmm. Yes? But like a real distant cousin, so its cool.

>>33498127
Technically to all those who spent time with the egg, yes.

>>33497876
Did your mom teach you anything about situations like this?

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>>33497896
I... I don't want to transform...

>>33497972
What? N-No! I'm not saying that to her!

>>33497915
>BenBen ruffles her hair a bit. His hair ruffling skills are legendary and it only takes a moment before the girl is calmed down. She makes a few gasping noises but doesn't try to escape his touch.

"You look really cute without glasses on. Maybe you should get contacts?"

TO: "I... I...."

"Come on. Let's turn off that music and just enjoy the con together. Doesn't that sound fun?"

TO: "..... No!"

>She breaks away from him and changes her outfit in an instant. She's wearing golden armor and her hair is different.

TO: "Your hair r-ruffling and smooth words won't work on me, Magical Monster! I will beat you into submission and then force you to listen to my music!"

>>33498169
Mom said if someone does something like this to 'Beat the sh- uhm... Beat the stuffing out of them'. But... Aunt Rena said try to use your words before you throw stones. Figuratively.
But it looks like she's ready to throw down.

>>33498169
Let's be honest here, Sparkle would just punch her in a gut, which is something we're trying to avoid.

Rolled 2

>>33498203
Beat the stuffing out of her!

>>33498203
Time to become a rock monster and throw yourself at her

>>33498203
Well, you tried to talk. This is where Rena would throw rocks.

>being stuck at work while Larro runs a BenBen thread.
So, this is Hell

>>33498203
SUMMON THE GATES OF PEBBLEON!

>>33498203
Throw rocks at all of the weapons.
Then throw a rock at her. Follow in your Aunt's footsteps.

dodge her poorly aimed attacks and give her a hug!

Rolled 3

>>33498203
Shit rainbows at her

>>33498241
Consider it preparation for your afterlife.

>>33498203
Oh damn, seems we can't avoid a fight after all. Let's take the fight outside the con, at least.

Punch her out of a window.

> william simian
is that a Hero or a Villain, captcha?

Rolled 5

>>33498203

i'm calling the bullying police

>>33498203
>Gate of Babylon
That attack is powerful and rapid, but unfocused, and requires the user to stay still. Use your snake form to approach quickly. Or, if you can, turn into a displacer beast so none of the swords are aimed at you.

>>33498203
But aren't my smooth words and hair ruffling what you called me here for?

Deflect all her swords with rocks.

Also get yourself some ear protection soon.

>>33498203
So BenBen, not to distract you or anything but how is your Aunt Rena?

>>33498203
Well without her glasses she's at a disadvantage!

...Unless she's farsighted, I guess.

Regardless, TIME TO FIGHT!

>>33498203
One solution, THROW A ROCK!

>>33498203
The time for words is gone.

TRANSFORM!

>>33498249
This might actually work, as we most likely are strong enough that even if the hug fails at calming her, it can contain her.

>>33498203
If you'd taken our advice and threatened her with doujinshi reenactment, she would have cracked.

Maybe next time you'll put defending the people ahead of your own mild discomfort, hmm?

>>33498203
>Mom said if someone does something like this to 'Beat the sh- uhm... Beat the stuffing out of them'.
Wait, how long ago did you last speak to her?

>>33498203
>Copying Garcher when he expressly forbids it
Tell her that she can never wield true power because she is only fighting with copies. Her gate will immediately abandon her.

>>33498261
If Benben turned into a harpy form, do you think he could go full Kars levels of fab?

If so, do that.

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>>33498203
Shift forms to match.

>>33498203
Tell her that if she really doesn't like hair ruffles and sweet words, she should dress up as a character that isn't from a sex game in order to pin you down and serenade you. Explain that it sends strongly mixed messages.

Why doesn't he want yo transform? Does benben transform into a... magical girl?
Please be yes

>>33498305
Yeah, but Kars accident at full speed could be messy.

>>33498203
Transform into a vampire.

The age old question of Nasuverse power levels will finally be answered.

Or the die-hard fans present at the con will endlessly sperg, negating The Otaku's mind control music with their rage.
Hey, this might be a good team up opportunity to calm the crowd down.

>>33498203
BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF HER.

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>>33498309
Nah, become... MALE SABER! The prototype of all Sabers!

>>33498203
You gotta transform now, Benny boy

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>>33498333

>>33498333
Probably not, but I bet he does go through a magical girl style transformation sequence

>>33498356
You must out gar Gilgamesh. It's the only way.

>>33498203
TRANSFORM, PLEASE TRANSFORM FOR US!

>>33498344
Fabulously messy.

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>>33498364
Perfect.

>>33498364
...
Please tell me what thats from?

>>33498203
you don't need to transform.

Instead, throw off your jacket cool style and assume a boxing stance.

Then punch all the swords down.

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I don't like to... FINE! I'll transform!

"M-mahou shoujo mode activate. It's time to get magical!"

>The monster boy's outfit is blown away and instantly replaced by a light blue and frilly outfit.

At least it has pants...

>He rushes at The Otaku, dodging all of her poorly aimed attacks. Without her glasses the girl is actually rather helpless.

>>33498266
Not right now!

>He barely manages to dodge another sword.
>A few more he deflects with a combination of magic and well aimed rocks.
>Soon he's close to the girl. She frantically scans the area trying to find him

TO: "S-show yourself, Magical Monster!"

She can't see me... This is my chance to take her down.

>>33498203
>transforming into Gilgamesh
If she's going to become a legendary hero, then we'll become a legendary monster! Become the one creature that Gilgamesh couldn't defeat: the snake that stole his herb of immortality!

>>33498478
Try google

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>>33498478
KoreZom

>>33498503
Immobilize her by hugging her from behind.

>>33498503
It is time to unleash your ultimate SPARKLE BLAST!

>>33498503
Attack from above, smash her into the ground.

>>33498503
MOE~
TAKE HER DOWN AND DON'T GET INTO AN AWKWARD POSITION WHILE DOING SO

>>33498503
Immobilize her by hugging her from behind.

>>33498503
>>33498504
Assume snake form and trap her in your coils.

Rolled 19

>>33498503

RULES OF NATURE

>>33498503
Circle her and hug her from behind.

>>33498503
Did you inherit anything from your dad besides your name?

>>33498503
You... you don't get a mahou shounen mode, instead? Poor you.

>>33498517
>>33498531
>>33498540
Also whisper baka in her ear. You don't know what it means, but she called you it earlier so chances are it's an insult.

>>33498503
>At least it has pants...
Man, those are bloomers. Adorable frilly underwear for Victorian women. My fetish.

You should transform more.

Oh, right. Take the shot!

>>33498503
Hug her from behind, she'll never notice until it's too late.

>>33498537
Sayaka, pls.

>>33498503
Jump on the streetlight(?) she's standing on, grab her and then accidentally land into an awkward position! Perfect!

>>33498547
Maybe he can quest for an upgrade?

>>33498558
>Adorable frilly underwear for Victorian women
And young men. Entirely acceptable attire.

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>>33498503
You're cuter than your mom.

>>33498554
Actually he said that on our suggestion, he just doesn't know what it means himself.

>>33498503
Weeaboos are all about glomping right? Tacklehug the shit out of her

>>33498593
> POMF =3

>>33498503
calmly and collectedly grab ahold of her in the most awkward way posisble.

Either that or say you're right in front of her, just she needs her glasses. Then hand them to her.

she'll be charmed to defeat.

>>33498503
Hug her from behind!
Then whisper in her ear, "Got you"

It'll be an instant knock out on her.

Trust me. I've watched chinese cartoons.

>>33498591
I thought The Otaku said it to him.

>>33498540
Seconding

>>33498620
If a line is not preceded by a name abbreviation, it is from us.

>>33498620
I was our idea to say it. See
>>33497305

>>33498503
SUPLEX her!

>>33498503
I thought you would transform into a monster.

That your transformations are into a magical girl is hilarious.

>>33498503
We look Victorian/Romantic as fuck. Call ourselves Percy Bishe Shelly

>>33498643
>>33498647
I still say do it.

>>33498670
He is half magical girl after all.

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>>33498558
They're pants... Right? Please don't say they aren't...

>>33498541
His strength! I can kick a ball out of the dome if I wanted to. It would break the dome, though, and we don't want that happening again.

>>33498531
>>33498559
>>33498616

>BenBen sneaks up behind the girl as she continues to search for him. He leaps up to her and grasps her from behind.

"Gotcha~"

>She gasps and he sees her transformation suddenly break, leaving her in her normal form.

TO: "Y-you cheated!"

"I still won. So, you gonna give up your evil plan or what?"

TO: "Never!"

Still putting up a fight, hmm?

>>33498670
He's a magical boy. And I think he can still transform, so he'd be a magical monster boy. He should make spider bottom and web her up.
bondage fetish pls

>>33498719
Tickle time!

>>33498719
Become a gorgon and tickle her with your snake hair.

>>33498719
TICKLE HER SO HARD

>>33498719
Engage aggressive tickling

>>33498719
Time for TICKLES

>>33498719
TICKLE TIME.

>>33498719
But if you don't give up, I'll have to unheroically destroy the speakers!

Rolled 5

>>33498719
Hold her hand, ask her if she wants to go get some coffee

>>33498719
Ultimate attack! Tickle offensive!

>>33498719

Pick her up.

Tickle her.

>>33498719
Kiss her you fool

>>33498719
>dome destroyed
>again

Oh so we have that to look forward to now

>>33498719
>They're pants... Right? Please don't say they aren't...
They most certainly aren't pants. But that's ok. Things are better this way.
We love you, BenBen.

>>33498719
Fondle her.

>>33498719
Tickles and nibble her earlobe

>>33498719
> It would break the dome, though, and we don't want that happening again.
>again.
Oh boy!

Anyway, tickling is a go.

>>33498719
nibble her ear

>>33498719
>I can kick a ball out of the dome if I wanted to. It would break the dome, though, and we don't want that happening again.
How did it break the last time?

>>33498719
Tell her if she gives up her plan now, you will listen to her at the karaoke booth. But if she won't relent no one will hear her sing.

>>33498819
Just the way he said, I imagine

>>33498719
Okay, let's stay focused. We've got her captured, but her evil plan isn't thwarted yet. We still need to find the music controller.

Create a baku's snout. Use it to suck out her memories and find out where she's hidden the controller.

>>33498719
Turn into a tentacle monster for maximum tickles.

A tentickle monster, if you will.

>>33498719

this is the part where jade watched wrestling and she makes benben put otaku into a sleeperhold

>>33498872
Well I suppose a suplex could still be in the cards... Or a spinning piledriver.

That might kill her though.

>>33498872
I would seriously doubt that, on the other hand, she probably has read (and wrote) her fair share of tentacle hentai...

>>33498864
Somehow I don't think the thick slimy tips tickle all that well. We'd be better off turning into a bug of some kind

>>33498864
She's seen enough hentain. She knows where that is going. Even if BenBen doesn't.

>>33498908
>"What are you doing?
>"Tickling you."
>"No no you're doing it all wrong."
>"Gah!"
>tentacle rape redefined

>>33498719
Drink her blood.

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>>33498941
You know, for someone so girly, Benben sure does have a lot of girls after him.

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"Very well then..."

>The Magical Monster engages in aggressive tickling. It happens swift and without warning. His slim fingers dance across the girl's sides setting, her reaction is instantaneous. She starts laughing out loud and trying to worm her way away from the monster boy but his grip is too strong to break free from.
>He asks her again if she'll give up her plan. When she replies in the negative he doubles his efforts, now stimulating the entirety of her sides and sometimes under her arm.
>The girl bites down on her lip to try and stifle her noises but the assault is too much for her.

TO: "I'LL TELL! I'LL TELL! P-PLEASE STOP!"

>He ignores her and continues his attack. By the time he stops the girl is a panting mess. She hands him her phone and tells him that if he just pulls out the battery the music won't go off.

>He thanks her for her cooperation and does just that.

The day is saved once again.

>>33498961
>implying that's not the reason why

>>33498967
This just keeps happening

>>33498967
no go through the Con with her

No untransforming though, you ruined her cosplay so you're going to use your magic and shit to tag team cosplay with her.

>>33498967
Excellent! Invite her out to lunch, for being a good sport. And give her glasses back at some point I guess.

>>33498967
Good job. Now if you could just give us helpful head voices a view of those bloo- I mean pants, then that should be that!

>>33498967
Give her back her glasses.

You know BenBen, if you had told her yes for that date, that wouldn't have happened.

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>>33498967
>>He ignores her and continues his attack. By the time he stops the girl is a panting mess.

>>33498967
Take her to the ballpit or get lunch.

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>>33498967
Well, now we're free to enjoy the rest of our day.
Did you like hanging around at the con? You could still do that.

Also give her the glasses back.

>>33498967
Put her in the ballpit.

>>33498967
Yeah, you're going to get a few more doujins for this one.

Ask her if she's ever read any of you.

>>33498967
Give back her glasses and take her out for lunch. Maybe you guys can do karaoke afterwards.

Rolled 11

>>33498967
Ask her if she wants to get something to eat. All that tickling is bound to work up an appetite.

>>33498967
Take her to the karaoke booth and listen to her sing, as a reward for being so cooperative.

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>>33498967

Put her in the ballpit

It is her home now

>>33498967
>>He ignores her and continues his attack. By the time he stops the girl is a panting mess.
Oh, the young innocence...

Now apologise for being so rough with her and treat her on a some sweets (wagashi, perhaps)

>>33498967
Try to get the entire convention chanting "BALL PIT BALL PIT BALL PIT!" and then put TO in the ballpit.

>>33499029
As the daughter of Cosplay Lass and Jade, she probably drew most of them herself

>>33499052
Ironic and sweet end is best end

>>33498967
Be cautious. She could have been lying. Don't let her out of your sight until you're reasonably sure that the convention is safe.

>>33499061
YES THIS

This can't be the end. We're not even at bump limit.

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"Alright, let's go."

TO: "W-where are you taking me?"

"To the ballpit."

>The hero returns Otaku her glasses and drags her by the hand to the ballpit. The thing is completely empty and no one seems to be around to take money for sitting time so he simply tosses her in and hops in himself.

>The girl sits away from him, looking quite upset.

TO: "You're horrible..."

"Hey, all is fair in an arch fight. I had fun. Didn't you?"

TO: "...."

Alright, to answer a few questions earlier. I last saw Auntie Rena... A few days ago? I've been pretty busy. Also the dome broke because I may have kicked a ball too hard. It hasn't broken like that since that big attack a few years back.

TO: "So now what do we do? Are you going to keep me trapped in here forever?"

"Well I figured you and I could enjoy the con a bit since we're already here."

TO: "Shouldn't you be taking me to jail or something?"

Rolled 12

>>33499219
do you know what they do to girls as cute as you in prison?

>>33498967
Put her in the sad box and then put the box in the ball pit

>>33499219
Pff, we're both minors.

That and I stopped you before you actually did the big crime, so nobody cares.

>>33499219
"I won. I can do what I want."

>>33499219
Do you have to?
I'm not sure you're actually obligated to do that

>>33499219

"Why? Technically I stopped you before you could do anything to these people."

Go and enjoy the con with her.

>>33499219
Take her to the karaoke booth and listen to her sing. Please. She is so distraught.

>>33499219
>"Well I figured you and I could enjoy the con a bit since we're already here."
Take her out to lunch.

>>33499219
Friends don't take friends to jail.

>>33499219
She's a minor, she can't be put into jail.

>>33499266
Unless they do something really bad. It's not like they'll be in jail that long anyway.

>>33499275
They could put her into the city sanctionned sadbox facility.

>>33499219
"Why would I do that? You didn't break any laws, as far as I know.
Besides, enjoying a con with a cute girl is fun~

I wonder what the other Villains will say when they find out you went on a date with me~"

Her REAL punishment: The jealousy of all of Benben's fans.

>>33499219
It's not like you actually did any serious damage. So I guess my custody for the rest of the con should be punishment enough.

Unless you're actually looking forward to getting cuffed and stuff...

>>33499219
>TO: "Shouldn't you be taking me to jail or something?"
Go to a Maid Cafe. One specializing in yandere maids.
That'll keep The Otaku held up for the duration of the con.

>>33499219
We can do that after the convention. We might as well have fun while we can.

That aside, has she ever told you why she decided to be a villain?

Also, how's your mother doing these days?

>>33499219

Get out your sharpie and give otaku swirly glasses

Where are the swirly glasses

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>>33499197
"That's a cute story. Alright, I'm going to-"

JR: "Wait! We're not even at the halfway point yet. So, she asked him 'Are you going to take me to jail?"

"...."
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1/2

>>33499275
>She's a minor, she can't be put into jail.
So was Nevada-tan.

>>33499219
"Do you really not want to hang out with me so bad that you're willing to miss out on the con?"

Makw sure to give her the big ol shiny anime eyes while you say this.

>>33499331
NO RENA, WE'RE NOT DONE WITH BENBEN
NOOOOO

>>33499331
Get the ballgag!

>>33499331
>are you sure
I... don't know robomaid.
I don't know.

>>33499331
Its the future, Rena, we must know,

>>33499331
>We're not even at the halfway point yet. So, she asked him 'Are you going to take me to jail?"
Get the brow shaving kit

>>33499377
We're trying to punish her, not take away the source of her powers.

>>33499390
They'll grow back eventually

>>33499377
You monster.

>>33499390
We just need to shave one to get her to shut up.

>>33499405
Her eyebrows are a creature of unearthly origin,. If we shave them it will die, and only pathetic normal brows will grow in their wake.

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>>33499377
>mfw

>>33499405
Tell that to Samson