>>33512323

'Thought'?

"Yeah." Kyoko nods. "I mean, well, ya know how Sayaka-chan is, right? Get her mad once an' she'll think you can't do anything right in your life, forever?" She shakes her head. "Heartcatch Squad really pissed her off when they snuck in some dudes into their squad quarters. That's like, ten Officio rule violations right there, probably fifteen if you're gonna be anal about it. We also found alcohol on the guys, too, along with condoms and junk food and stuff like that." Another shake of the head, this time followed by a grimace. "Gotta tell ya, if I hadn't been there when Sayaka found them...well, you'd probably have seven more Black Envelopes to fill out, I bet."

That's...well, that's a bit extreme, isn't it? Surely Sayaka isn't that much of a hardass? These are still newbies, but--

"Well, maybe NOT to that extent, but it'd have been really bad." Kyoko frowns. "Sayaka-chan's the kind of person who really takes this thing seriously, yeah? She's not doin' this because it's fun for her or something, but because she wants all the Eversors that come from the Ninth to be, like, world-class. Top of their game. Not just over here, but any other Officio. Better'n the Sixth, the Eighth, the Second...probably even the First, but I think that's crazy. Don't tell her I said that, though."

Kyoko furtively looks around, as if expecting a blue-haired demon to pop out of nowhere, before smiling back at you sheepishly. "Anyway, I think what really got her this time was that they did this literally AFTER she praised Heartcatch Squad among all the other training squads."

...Ouch.

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>>33512341

"Yeah. Ouch." Kyoko nods. "I mean, sure, we've all been young an' stupid once, but sneakin' unauthorized personnel into Headquarters after lights out for some lewd shenanigans...I thought Sayaka was gonna have a goddamn aneurysm, Murderface."

What do you do?

[]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
[]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?
[]Nothing more, ask Kyoko to send them to your office.

>>33512358
>[x]Nothing more, ask Kyoko to send them to your office.

>>33512358
[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
[X]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?

>>33512358
>[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
>[X]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?

>>33512358
[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
[X]Ask Kyoko to send them to your office.

We have our own thing but it helps to have a second opinion.

>>33512358
>[]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?
>[]Nothing more, ask Kyoko to send them to your office.

We mostly have an idea of what yp do with them. But I'm curious.

[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
[X]Ask her thoughts about the punishment you had in mind, the one involving delivering black envelopes

I get the feeling Kharn would have disapproved on the basis that they were bringing in boys, or heck, maybe approve of it instead

>>33512358
[]Nothing more, ask Kyoko to send them to your office.

>>33512358
>[x]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?

I just have to know

>>33512358
>[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.

I can get /one/ vote in before I have to check-out of the hotel, whooo!

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>>33512358
>[x]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.

IT'S TIME

>>33512358
>[]Nothing more, ask Kyoko to send them to your office.
We are not Kharn. So what Kharn would have done is neither here nor there. While I would value Kyoko's opinion on the matter, I don't think we could stop her from giving it if we tried.

As Murderface we are no stranger to alcohol and the breaking of rules.

Of course, the difference is that we didn't actually get caught, and these suckers got caught pretty.

So, lesson 1: Don't get caught.

>>33512358
>[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.

OPINIONS

>>33512358
[x]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
[x]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?

>>33512358
[X]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
[X]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?

>Heartcatch Squad
So it's come to this...

>>33512436
Simple curiosity should be enough to ask about Kharn, even though we are not going to do the same thing.

And since the option is there for Kyoko, obviously she won't tell us her opinion if we don't ask.

>>33512358
>[x]Nothing more, ask Kyoko to send them to your office.
since we already have our punishment planned out, just get 'em over already.

>>33512358
>[]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.
>[]What would have Kharn done to punish Heartcatch Squad, then?

I just want to know what they would do, actually. Still want to send them with the black envelopes.

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>>33512456

Yuri-san is cool and elegant, but Tsubomi is kinda boy crazy... Also, Precures as Eversor hahaha!

>>33512458
>since we already have our punishment planned out
I'm beginning to think that the punishment we had planned was just the beginning.

>>33512436
Yes we aren't Kharn, still, it would be good to know where our Black Envelope idea is on the Kyoko - Kharn scale of punishments for orientation before we decide to pull it through.

>>33512481
I think at least one kneecapping may be in order.

>>33512358
>[x]Ask Kyoko what punishment she thinks fits this heresy.

Also
>Heartcatch Squad
>Sluts
This makes me sad decu

>>33512532
>>Heartcatch Squad
>>Sluts
>This makes me sad decu
Noirverse does funny things.

>>33512532
>>33512539
Logical things.

So... everyone seems to know what Heartcatch is but me...?

>>33512563

It's a reference to Heartcatch Pretty Cure, the best Precure series.

>>33512563
A bunch of sluts.

>>33512563
google heartcatch, it will literally tell you what you need to know.

>>33512436
Murderface is a well-known drunkard and loose-cannon. She never tried to hide it. The closest thing she ever got actively hiding those qualities was by retreating to timestop for a few days, because she got tired of all the people running after her.

Besides, I think Mami has some hand in convincing people to tolerate our behavior.

>>33512539

I think fresh would make better sluts.

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>>33512358

Voting over! Thanks for participating in MGNQ!

>>33512590
Lesson 2: Don't do anything to make Mami disapprove of you.

But, I'm pretty sure they'll figure that one out on their own.

>>33512590
In any event, we are not really a Murderface anymore, and Chiaki has awesome excuse for this kind of thing.
Squad: You used to act just like we did!
Chiaki: Are you sure? I don't remember that.
Squad: ....fuck.

>>33512477
Hey, Cures can be brutal.

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>>33512532
>>33512456

Were there ever any Precures that werent complete sluts though?

>>33512621
>>33512590
If they have been Megucas for merely half a month they might not be aware of Chiakis reputation.

Then again, I cannot imagine a GIRLS ONLY organization without massive amounts of gossip/

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>>33512625
Yeah, Precure and Eversor is a pretty perfect match, really.

I can see why Sayaka would take to them, really I can.

Jeez, can you imagine the kind of mess Lovely could cause if she was actually TRYING to be brutal?

If the Precures are Megucas, then Cardcaptor Sakura has to be one as well.

>>33512660

Cure White and Cure Black are probably in the 1st.

>>33512667
...I think that was confirmed at one point.

>>33512678
Really? Where?

>>33512660

Well, yes, my amusement was directed at how good a match it is! It wasn't sarcasm at all! Moonlight's fight against Dark Precure and the generals was pretty great

For punishment, I've got a few ideas.

Free time/Leave indefinitely suspended. Their soul gems are to be confiscated and bodies kept in cold storage when not training or on duty.
If they do not immediately submit themselves to their given escorts after an assignment, their pay will be docked per paycheck for every half-hour they are unaccounted for. If one is missing, they will all suffer the one's punishment.
They will have the chance to appeal for a lighter punishment on two violations, which shall be reviewed by their rank leader. If insufficient justification and/or supporting evidence is presented (Trying to weasel out of further punishment) their appeal will be denied and punishment may be increased.
Their punishment will last for 4 weeks, but may be lessened or extended on the word of their rank leader based on their behavior, though the final say will go to the Warmaster.

>>33512667
>>33512678
Did it? i only remember the white devil and ryuko for the moment.

>>33512710
I might just be imagining it.

>>33512690
could have sworn it came up in one of the post thread discussions, so I'll be damned if I could pinpoint it.

>>33512706

We've kind of decided the punishment already, thought.

Also soul gem confiscation is a way to go mad.

>>33512706
Wow, chill out Hitler. Just make them do a couple extra hours PT a day and reduce their pay for a month.

>>33512706
"Bodies kept in cold storage when not on duty"
Yes! Let us become more evil than Homucifer! Surely that won't not backfire at all.

>>33512590
The way I see it, the higher ups don't really care what you do in your free time. A girl wants to get wasted or take a few good dickings? Go ahead. Just don't do it in any way that compromises the rest of the Officio.

>>33512667
In this quest, were Sailor Moon and the Senshi Meguca?

>>33512732
Now that I think about it I vaguely remember that it was stated that CardCaptor Sakura was a meguca.

>>33512770
No clue, but apparently Midori's group is another popular Magical Girl anime.

>>33512706
>Free time/Leave indefinitely suspended. Their soul gems are to be confiscated and bodies kept in cold storage when not training or on duty.

Dude, they're rookies. Not criminals or traitors. This is a horrible precedent for punishment. All they did was try and sneak in a couple guys and beers.

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>>33512667
Too pure.

>doing it right after praise
Would kneecaps be the appropriate response? Maybe let Sayaka do it?

>actual punishment
leave is definitely shortened/suspended
Extra training for sure, but with an emphasis on discipline.
"Volunteer" as test dummies for Blade Wolf and/or modified Tiny Pete?
Personal scolding from Mami herself?

>>33512770
Given where the Incubator's base is located I wouldn't bet against it.

>>33512797
Harsh!

>>33512807
Holy crap, I would shit my pants if we encountered sailor moon

>>33512797
>>doing it right after praise
>Would kneecaps be the appropriate response? Maybe let Sayaka do it?
Yes, but only one of them. And only if they demonstate no understanding of Lesson 3: Hang apart or stick together

>>33512825
That's a likely outcome if we encounter ANY of the first.

>>33512358
So we're still going with the cruel and unusual punishment, right? Not getting cold feet?

>>33512825
Calling it now. We will one day kneecap Usagi Tsukino.

I cant help but feel these girls should be put to use in a fake punishment way. What could we do with a precure squad that we can't already do? Kharn found a use for us after all

>>33512852
As cruel and unusual as possible.

>>33512667
Sakura is possibly one of Golden Weapon owners, actually.
So is Nanoha.

>>33512844
Somehow I missed that reference all this time.

Despite knowing vaguely about it, I have not actually watched it. How powerful is Sailor Moon's ultimate form?

>>33512844
I sure hope our quest will not get us on the First's bad side.
t totally will

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>>33512771
>>33512710
>>33512678
>>33512667

I fully expect at some point to encounter a tomoyo42'ed version of Sakura and Tomoyo equipped with crowbars in the Noirverse.

And it will turn out that they are even too hardcore for Chiaki.

>>33512358
Just got here, not reading through the votes, but we DID decide that forcing these girls to deliver the Black Envelopes to try and instill the seriousness of our profession was a fitting punishment, yes?

>>33512852
If you are referring to making them deliver the black envelopes, then yeah.

I was hoping to play a game of modified Russian roulette, but this is better.

>>33512896
Kneecap roulette.

>>33512872
Don't worry, I didn't get Max Payne reference in Freon's interrogation until like 2 weeks later.

>>33512879
What is tomoyo42'd? Because the thought of hardcore Tomoyo may have piqued my interest.

>>33512892
Yes, we did. We're just asking about the situation to make sure it's appropriate.

>>33512853
What if she's a priest in the church of the blessed lady, or one of the rare Meguca who managed to retire and settle down, and now Chibi Usa or Kousagi (her second daughter in the manga epilogue which blows crystal tokyo's existence out of the water) are in the officio?

>>33512892
Yes.

Futher behavioral corrections will occur on an "as needed" basis.

There are Officio procedures that have already been followed, yes? for dealing with unauthorised incursions inside the building, and o ensure that nothing untoward was sneaked on the premises, like explosives or bugs, etc?

>>33512667
I'm kinda hoping Rikka, Sanae, Shinka and Kumin are.

>>33512892
>>33512896
Oh. Wasn't there for that. I suppose that's more fitting than kneecaps, and we can't use Mami ALL the time.

But only that? Not even a chance to play with Blade Wolf?

>>33512900
I want this to be our thing. Kharn collects skulls, we do kneecap roulette. Also, kneecap throne.

>>33512872
Anime: able to defeat primordial chaos and exorcise it from the Sailor of the Galaxy by not fighting her, big healing redemption power.

Manga: defeats primordial chaos after walking off being dumped into the core of a star and shrugging off having her existence unwritten. Implied to also be Sailor Cosmos, empowered by the whole of many galaxies. Theoretically on a power scale equatable to the final battle of TTGL, but more compassionate and less quick to violence.

>>33512951
If we did we would already have made a throne or two with the amount of kneecapping we did.

>>33512904
One of Dan Kim's webcomics. Long running, covers just about every taboo thing while being occasionally painfully insightful

>>33512904

Google it.

>>33512879
Now then, the crowbar is Mala stchik, i fully expect tomoyo to pull a 2814 tough.

>>33512951
That sounds really uncomfortable to sit on.

We decided we wanted the ultimate comfy chair

>>33512879

Maybe even a daily life'd nana-chan

>>33512970
which we already have.

>>33512970
Throne of butts?

>>33512904
I think anon is talking about that one comic by Dan Kim, which had a very vulgar, bloody, and incestuous depictions of the characters from Cardcaptor Sakura. The most memorable scenes included Tomoyo beating people into a bloody pulp with a crowbar.

http://manga.clone-army.org/viewer.php?page=1&lang=&series=t42r

>>33512951
>>33512964
>>33512970
If you shoot the kneecap, there won't be a kneecap to use in the throne, just clumps of shattered bone.

>>33512900
>>33512942
>>33512951
Nah, too tame.

Everyone takes off their Soul Gems and keep some grief seeds nearby. Everyone pulls the trigger on their head, else we blow their head for them.

After one girl loses their head, we start a new round. The 'winner' give everyone's souls gem their grief seeds.

>>33512960
So a three way between three MG goddesses is endgame?

>>33512970
Decorated with kneecaps. Comfy and intimidating the the rooks and anyone else.

>>33512991
You take the winner's kneecap.

>>33512997
If this ever comes to a vote...

>>33512980
Didn't she end up uncinerated?
Or she got better afterwards? Well, relatively speaking.

>>33513012
who knows it might get shot down.

>>33513017
go read the ending.

We'll be here with tissues.

>>33512996
Yes to that last one

>>33513017
>relatively speaking
yes, well, that's not very hard.

>>33512996
>>33512999
Would Roullete send the right message, though? Isn't that simply torture?

>>33513046
Eh, I thought up of roulette because it would be in character of us and fits our self-destructive personality. Also, this would be a form of self-discipline.

>>33513067
Routlette isn't very effective.

Consider a kneecapping to be explosive punctuation when you want to get your point across.

>>33512373 >>33512387 >>33512442 >>33512447

Hnh. Well, Sayaka basically bitching herself to an early grave aside, what would Kyoko do if she was in your shoes? What kind of punishment would she hand out to Heartcatch Squad?

"Eh? What would I do?" Kyoko blinks, pointing at herself. She frowns in contemplation here, brow furrowing as she crosses her arms over her sports bra-clad chest.

"Well...community service, for a start? Pickin' up garbage around the town, an' then helping with Housekeeping in the Officio. Give 'em a week, maybe two. After that, another week of cafeteria duty washin' dishes and assistin' the cooks. Then suspend leave rights for two weeks."

That's how she'd punish them, then?

"It's how I'd do it, yeah. I mean, yeah, what they did was really stupid, but then again..." Kyoko shrugs. "It's their first offense, an' they ARE still newbies, Murderface. Everyone's done something stupid while still gettin' used to the costume an' the contract. I've done stuff, Kharn's done a LOT of stuff...I bet Sayaka-chan's done stuff too, although she always clams up whenever I try and ask." She nods again, opening her one eye, staring right at you. "Anyway, yeah, I think they should just get stuck with some dirty grunt duty, just to make sure it really sinks in that what they did was wrong, but nothing...permanent, you know? Everyone deserves a second chance to clean up and do things right, is what I'm saying."

...Yeah. Maybe.

What about Kharn? What would your predecessor have done?

"Kharn?" Kyoko blinks again. "Uh, well, I don't pretend to know what she's completely about, but..." The red-haired Eversor reaches up to scratch the back of her head.

[1/2]

>>33513104

"Um...jeez, I don't know. Maybe she'd have them run around Headquarters in their underwear? Kharn was really big into the whole humiliation and domination thing...maybe have them serve as human footrests for an entire week? I know she did that with a few girls, I dunno. 'Sides, only one of them is actually blonde, so..."

Alright. That's...yeah, that's enough. You can probably imagine the rest. You don't need to know more.

"Yeah, that's...Kharn was really something else." Kyoko shakes her head, smiling in relief. "We're really glad you're not turning out exactly like her, ya know!"

Is that right?

"Of course!" Kyoko's smile turns into a cheerful grin.

Well. Now you know what they would've done, at least.

Is there anything else you want to ask? While you have no doubt Kyoko would talk to you until sundown, you can see she's also itching to get back to training.

[]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.
[]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.
[]There is something else. (Write-in)

>>33513117
>[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.
We're good, time for brutality.

>>33513117
[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

I have my doubts about the punishment idea to be honest. Not sure it really fits. A second opinion would be nice.

>>33513117
>[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

>>33513117
[]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

>>33513117
>[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.
We can tack on some community service to the punishment I guess.

>>33513117
>[]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.
Enough! It it time for punishment!

>>33513117
>[x] Ask about our idea of punishment.
>"My thought is that they aren't taking this job very seriously, and that they don't quite know that those rules are in place for a reason. The black envelopes can show them just how careful we have to be in this line of work...and what the consequences of failure are."

>>33513117
>[X]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

Shut up Lumbergh.

>>33513117
>[x]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.
>[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513117
>[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

Unless you guys wanna go with the kneecapping.
>[X]There is something else. Reprimand them with the punishment suggested by Kyoko along with ours and encourage them to never do it again unless they want their kneecaps decorated on my comfy chair.

I find it kind of funny that while the girls who like guys get caught but I assume for every one their are three eating carpet that get away scot free

>>33513117
[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

>>33513117
>[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

Our idea mixed with work housekeeping sounds good. Enforce how serious the business is and to respect the Headquarters.

Threats of kneecaps wouldn't go amiss.

>>33513117
>[X]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513117
>[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513117
>[x]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.
That should be it.

>>33513117
>[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

I'll be honest: I haven't really liked these punishment ideas I've been reading at all, and I'm hoping that Kyouko will shoot them down.

>>33513166
Its /tg/. Other penises are not allowed here. Only the player character's. ONLY!

>>33513166
Munching carpet does not break 10-15 protocols.

>>33513117
[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513166
Ah, but it's not the fact that they were getting dickings that was against regs. It was the fact that they let civvies into a secure military facility.

>>33513166
Well it's not the dicking that got them in trouble it's bringing civies into the offico that got them in trouble. Munching on carpet doesn't require you to go out of house for it.

>>33513096
I could support that. Get sent to the Warmaster's office, lose your kneecaps as stupidity tax.

>>33513117
>[]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.
>[]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513166
If the other girls are MGs it's not really a problem since they're not sneaking in civilians.

>>33512770
>>33512771

As someone who just read the entire archive recently, I believe Sailor Moon is in the 1st and I am pretty sure Sakura was mentioned as a meguca somewhere. Probably during a questions thing.

Yaks also used a card enhanced with illusion powers during that Ruri job we had, though I have never seen CardCaptor so I would not know how that shit works.

No idea who Senshi is or if they exist.

>>33513117
[X]Nothing else, if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

Remember to add "lousy cleaning duty." to our planned punishment.

>>33513166
They can go out to suck dicks if they want to.

>>33513117
>[X]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513117
>[x] tell her about the letter from the second

>>33513117
>[x]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

Lets get an idea of if we're not an idiot on this.
And I do agree with Anon >>33513170. We should combine both punishments.

Does the Officio normally have the girls hand deliver the black envelopes. If not, we should make that a thing as Warmaster.

>>33513165
I'd like to change my decisions if possible.
>[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

>[x]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513133
It's more Braids and Dildoes than Chiaki, but Chiaki was never good at dealing with people anyway, just violent torture and killing.

>>33513193
Nonsense. If it doesn't break at least a dozen protocols, you ain't doing it right.

>>33513216
Actually, that's exactly what I thought! If there are no regs against it, no one cares if you want dickings. They were just dumb as fuck, and deserve their punishment.

Moral Superiority FTW.

>>33513117
>maybe have them serve as human footrests for an entire week
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered that one.

>>33513166
Its not the sex that's the problem. Its the security breach, and the poorly timed drunken shenanigans.

If I recall correctly, Murderface had her own apartment, not an Officio barracks. What she does in her own home is her issue. On Officio turf, Officio rules apply.

>>33513256
>>/erpg/
oh, wait...

>>33513117
>"We're really glad you're not turning out exactly like her"
"Don't say that 'til you see what I have in mind"

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>>33513256
Hahaha~

>>33513235
That would put us, Murderface, in a delicate social situation. I'd rather fight Kharn naked and barehanded

>>33513166
no discrimination:

It's not the hetrosexuality that's being punished, it's the fact they let people into the building.

When we did this kind of shit, the only people who usually had to suffer was us and Charles.

>>33513117
>[X]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

>>33513284
We don't have to do it, but making it an Officio tradition. Its punishment if no one volunteers to do it.

>>33513117
>[X]Nothing else; if Kyoko can send Heartcatch Squad up to your office, that'd be peachy.

>>33513293
Consider the following:

Red Culexus walked into a church and blew out every girl's soul gem.

THAT is why this is kind of a big deal. Imagine if she could repeat that, here, in the ninth building?

And that is why delivering THESE envelopes, in particular, is a good punishment.

>>33513315
Its a bit rude to the loved ones of the deceased though is it not? Sending rulebreakers and assholes to tell people their children are dead? Thats going to work out great, I can see nothing going wrong with that.

>>33513117
>[x]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

She *is* one of our best friends, and is probably one of the more socially adept ones.

>>33513336
They're promising material, if we can break them of this idiocy.

>>33513336
It's supposed to be a sobering experience.

>>33513336
If they fuck it up we can always punish them harder.

Make it very clear that if they don't want to be in a wheelchair for the next month they better do a good job.

>>33513327
We already went over why delivering the envelopes is not a good punishment for this.

The Red Culexus teleported in, bypassing any security they had short of a Silent Room's anti-magic field.
Of course she can repeat it here.
The rules that the Eversors broke has absolutely nothing to do with how the girls at the Church were killed.

>>33513337
You'd be hard pressed to find people that are less socially adept than Chiaki.

>>33513336

If they dare to treat this job lightly and fool around, they don't deserve a place in the officio.

>>33513166
It's more the guys aren't Officio.

If they were Officio, it wouldn't have been quite so bad. But they weren't. Just being in the Officio is a reason to wipe the guy's brains clean.

>>33513337
>Kyouko
>more socially adept
never thought I'd see that.

[x]Ask about her opinion about your idea of punishment.

It fits the "we have rules for a reason" theme, but it might be a bit too harsh.

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>>33513379
Kyouko is a bro. And she's smarter than she lets on.

>>33513368

True.

Not to mention that Chiaki doesn't have many friends in the first place. But still!

>>33513379
Compared to people like Chiaki? She's a fuckin' diplomancer.

>>33513379
I'm pretty sure it got stated earlier that she was one of the most diplomatic and friendly people in the offico,

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>>33513383
Best blue soon.

>>33513356
I was referring to making it a tradition. In this particular case, the people being punished are apparently pretty decent people who are just newbies who made a mistake.

But making it a standard practise would be just plain stupid. Heck, even in this case its STILL a bit disrespectfull to the dead.

>>33513389
>>33513395
Ahh right, I just watched the movies again recently, and canon Kyouko was still on my mind.

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>>33513256
We could use a footstool to go with our comfy chair.

>>33513423

Wendy Boobstool.

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>>33513423
>>33513432
>implying we wouldn't be Pinkys footstool

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>>33513406

Erika really is best blue, but I'm also rather fond of Hime because Midori-drawfag reminds me of Hime a lot. It's uncanny.

>>33513409
If they disrespect the dead, THEN we play clip-loaded russian roulette

>>33513336
If they fuck it up, it just gets worse for them.

>>33513369
No matter how respectfull they might be, its still a punishment and the people are going to know that.

I could see it being bad for morale when it becomes common knowledge that as far as the Warmaster is concerned, letting their parents and loved ones know they died is such a chore that its used as punishment duty and done by those that screw up their jobs badly enough to deserve punishment.

We already had Sayaka previously complain about the fact that we don't remember the dead (even if its not really our fault).

Is it really wise to basically let everyone know that if they die in the line of duty, their parents will be informed of their deaths by the first rulebreaker the Warmaster manages to find, rather than having tha matter be treated with dignity and respect.

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>>33513449
I'm hoping they're not just one-offs. Kinda miss Cure SLUT, Cure GENKI, Cure SHIELDBOT, Cure CRAWLING and Cure BATMAN.

>>33513487
>its still a punishment and the people are going to know that.
How are they going to know that unless we tell them, or unless one of the Heartcatch girls says something about it?

>>33513487
That depends.

It could work both ways.

This wouldn't be punishment - it's redemption. "You fucked up. This is your chance to redeem yourself. If you fuck this up....you will never fuck up again. Anywhere."

>>33513500
And if they do that, they lose their kneecaps every day for a month.

>>33513487
"You got caught fucking off. Okay. It's a one off. Everyone screws up once. I can understand it. Hell, i might have done somethign like it. Don't let it happen againb. But now I have a duty for you. It requires the utmost care, attention, and respect. Take care of this with the attention to duty, the respect, and the honor it deserves, and you'll have redeemed yourself in my eeyes. This isn't a punishment. Punishment is what happens when you fuck up.

Don't. Fuck. Up. Again."

>>33513526
I would prefer it if the _punishments_ for screwups made by people in the officio did NOT include uninvolved civilians who are grieving for their lost children. There is basically no benefit in sending the ones who fucked up to meet these people.

There are others punishments that would work better, and which would not risk a PR nightmare.

>>33513544
Chiaki may not have a Skull Throne, but she does have a nice Kneecap Coaster collection.

>>33513557
>There is basically no benefit in sending the ones who fucked up to meet these people.
The benefit is for the screwups.

>>33513556
And then someone will fuck up. It will inevitably happen if this were to become standard practise.

And while we could then kill the megucas responsible or shoot their kneecaps or whatever, it would not change the fact that it would be Chiakis huge fuckup in setting up the practise that would have caused grieving people to be exposed to the whole mess.

>>33513557

Indeed, making mortuary duty a punishment only implies that it's something that is brushed off on those who can't do their normal jobs without screwing up. Telling loved ones that their daughters are dead is a duty reserved for those with the proper emotional and professional training, who can offer a shoulder to lean on or punch on if need be. It is NOT a job for fuck-ups, and is NOT to be used as a punishment.

Please, let's drop this line of discussion and get back to more normal forms of punishment like kneecapping, or having Mami tell them she's disappointed in them.

>>33513585
Tthe screwups deserve less consideration than the loved ones of deceased Megucas who died in the line of duty.

Anyway, a bit tired of this. Lets see what happens.

>>33513591
Remember this squad isn't a bunch of brainless fuck up. Sayaka though of them as the best in training.

>>33513591

This isn't going to be standard practice at all.

Because on a clinically objective note, theres no way we'll constantly have enough deaths notices to hand out to all the infractions.

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>>33513487
I'm sorry but I think you are currently tumblr levels of political correctness.

>letting their parents and loved ones know they died is such a chore that its used as punishment duty

As opposed to just sending the envelopes via mail? You think making girls who messed up deliver those as a character-building-exercise is more offending than getting envelope that your son/daughter died?

For fucks sake, anon, being the one who came up with that punishment idea in the last thread, I didn't see it as much as punishment as more of brush with mortality. Something that usually makes people think whatever they want it or not and I think more than physical punishment or speech by Chiaki that would be rather out of character, showing them how they might end up and making them re-evaluate their own opinions about who they are now is the better way.

Death is all part of being a meguca whether you like it or not.

>>33513618
To be fair, some people above thread suggested it being made a traditional punishment or whatever.

>>33513618
>>33513612
>>33513591
So let's send Heartcatch out and see how it goes, THEN decide whether we want to make it a regular thing.

But what if a boy answers the door for them?

>>33513613
The screwups are still living and learning.

We need to make them into people who are worthy of the sacrifice of the dead, and this is the first step in that.

What is the greater disrespect? Correcting the wayward, or pretending that they don't exist?

>>33513628
Yes well, some people voted for mindraping Girl A or telling Ribbons to go fuck herself.

In case you haven't noticed there are people here who thought ''hurr durr throne of kneecaps SO FANNY'' is a good and hilarious idea.

>>33513660
You could always correct the wayward in a better way by choosing a more reasonable punishment. That way, everyone wins!

>>33513624
>showing them how they might end up and making them re-evaluate their own opinions about who they are now is the better way.
All it shows them is that they could die at any time, even if they follow all of the rules.
That the rules won't protect them, that they can still be killed senselessly, and that their time is limited; that's not even getting to the fact that only 10% of Magical Girls survive to collect their pension.

It only reinforces the idea that they should get all of their fun now, rather than holding off, because they don't know when they'll die.

>>33513628

Then that I will disagree with.

The reason why we're handing out this mission to them is to drive home to possible consequences when regulations are flouted. One of the reasons why they're getting this is because they're a new squad for whom the need for security has yet to sink in. That and they appear to be a promising squad.

A mission like this will sober them up to we cannot afford lapses like this.

If it was a line squad flouting the rule, they should be dealt with in accordance with precedence and the officio's rules and regulations normally.

>>33513690
>drive home to possible consequences when regulations are flouted
Except the deaths at the Church had absolutely NOTHING to do with breaking rules or regulations. There is no connection between what Heartcatch Squad did, and the deaths of the girls at the Church, except that they're in the same Officio.

>>33513689
>they don't know when they'll die.
on the contrary, we should make sure that they know EXACTLY when they'll die.

The next time they're forced to step into the Warmaster's office by their Rank Leader.

>>33513690
It fits a bit poorly though. I mean since the people who are dead did NOT flout regulations or anything like that, and still died.

I would probably agree with you if the dead were dead because of a fuckup, since then the message would work.

But now, the message is, "obey regulations, do your job well, practise strong discipline and as a reward for your diligence you will STILL die".

Does not really work, and as others have pointed out, is more likely to just convince them that its pointless and they might aswell have fun before they die.

>>33513654
>"Well, this is awkward."

>>33513689
>All it shows them is that they could die at any time, even if they follow all of the rules.

Only if you tumbler levels of a mongoloid and love to tell people what they are supposed to feel and think about something.

Seriously, get off the I'M FEELING OFFENDED train.

I'll step out of the conversation of the Death-notice delivery service with this: I just don't want uninvolved persons caught up in our punishments. If we want to show them they fucked up, or to remind them of who they are and why they're here, I want it to be us and those of the Ninth we want involved. Not relatives is the recently deceased.

>>33513710
Anybody with half a grain of intelligence can connect the arbitrary dots and still recognize that fucking up can mean death.

>>33512996
Eh, Cosmos is only her future which is capable of reaching back to mess with her own past because fuck causality.

>>33513740
You expect too much from the human species.

>>33513710
>>33513689
>there is no connection

There is a connection that they are magical girls, you fucktard. It is to remind them that being meguca is serious business.s Yes it can fucking get you any time. Yes, if the girls who died in the church were better magical girls maybe they would have avoided or survived what happened.

That doesn't make what you just said any less fucking retarded and far-fetched.

>>33513726

If being a responsible Warmaster that doesn't push mortuary duty as a punishment for doing stupid shit means being "tumblr" then fuck you, I'll be as tumblr as I like.

Hey, wouldn't any other Megucas making wishes during Homura's Month of Fuckery gain the karma of a thousand universes too?

>>33513763
So the connection is basically so broad and weak that that there is no connection in practical terms.

>>33513788
Only if those wishes were related to Madoka in some way

>>33513771
There is no fucking mortuary duty. We were going to sent them a letter with ''Your daughter is ded''
Dont pull things out of your ass just because you do not agree with a particular opinion.

Its like you are ignoring simple facts simply for the sake of having an actual opinion despite it being very clearly wrong.

>>33513763
Well I suppose if you assume magical girls are kindergartners who need 100% direct lessons, he has a point.

>>33513771
It's not about the stupid shit. It's that they broke rules and, if shit had gone sideways, they'd be responsible for their death and the deaths of many more. That they're handing out the church shit is unnecessary information. All that matters is that they see what will happen if they don't take their new lease on life as serious as the fucking grave.

The point is, if they don't cut the shit, follow the rules, and become the best magical girl they can, that 'might get killed' becomes a 'Write out your own black letter.'

>>33513796
Read >>33513624

You are probably too dumb to read but never the less you should at least try reading comprehension.

>>33513763
>>33513808
>>33513815

Play nicely, children.

>>33513802
Probably not even then. Odds are Madoka got superboosted because the wish that basically distorted space&time was ABOUT Madoka and had Madoka as the very center.

Basically, timelines and universes died because of Madoka, so her "karmic influence" or whatever quickly began to grow in signifigance as a result.

Because of Homura fucking with the universe, Madoka basically became the center of the universe or somesuch craziness.

>>33513835
Yes, and she wasn't 1000x more powerful.

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>>33513858
omg so kawaii of course! :D

>>33513808

What, and you think sending some stupid stuttering girls will in any way make it better? Sure, I might have momentarily forgotten that we don't send people out with those letters, but sending people out with them as a punishment is beyond ridiculous.

I'll admit I mixed some things up, but please try to understand where I'm coming from.

How about this: show them the letters? Or maybe take them to that "wall of dead girls" we have in HQ? It would show them that many people have died for far less than what they did, and wouldn't involve grieving families.

>>33513815
And now they know that even if they do obey rules, they will still probably become a black letter anyway. Which kind of sucks as a lesson.

>>33513835
>. She contracted for the D.
Ah, so that's why she was so pissed. A bunch of scrubs were getting some without even trying and she never did after all that work and heartbreak.

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>>33513858
Aren't you a cutie...

>>33513858
Spooky, it reminds me of that Blue Badger costume on Ace Attorney.

>>33513881

Isn't that the final fate of all magical girls?

>>33513881
SO NOIR!

>>33513878
Yeah. taking them to the wall of dead girls would fit much better, since it would actually allow us to point people who died because of screwups, and did not involve grieving families.

Would be better in every possible way.

>>33513881
Not really. It's a fact of life, one you obviously haven't accepted yourself.

No matter what you do, or how hard you try, or how much you fight it...you are going to die. Whatever else may happen, the only thing that you have to look forward to throughout your whole life with absolute certainty is that you are going to die.

>>33513881
You're missing the point again it's not about following the rules to the letter. It's showing the fact that being a magical girl is serious shit where people die everyday and that it should be taken seriously.

>>33513881
What? How does that logically follow? The deaths at the church did not happen because they were following orders, they happened because Oriko is a bitch.

You are assuming they have the critical thinking capacity of your average kindergartner.

>>33513917
>>33513889
doing it wrong
supposed to post legs

>>33513917
ONE JOB!

>>33513881
>NUH-UH IT DOESNT WORK AS A MORAL LESSON DESPITE IT NEVER BEING INTENDED AS ONE

But I never even said that. Are you pretending to be retarded or did you just ignore what I wrote in >>33513624 ?
Reading motherfucker, can you do it?

>>33513930
So lets find an example where people died because of screwups instead. Lets do what the anon above suggested and go to the wall of the dead instead. Much better!

And these are teenagers who wanted to have an orgy inside the officio. I think kindergarteners have much higher critical thinking abilities (kindergarteners are less drunk and young enough not to be screwed by hormones and all that).

>>33513930
>The deaths at the church did not happen because they were following orders, they happened because Oriko is a bitch.
Yes, so the deaths were not caused by breaking rules, and that they can die even if they obey them.

>>33513988
I have not yet seen this, who is it?

>>33513995
You're retarded aren't you.
Again it's not about them following the rules it's a reminder of their own mortality and to take their new life more seriously.

This thread'll 404 early because of you fuckers head-butting walls.

Agree to disagree, and shut the fuck up.

>>33513995
Exactly. Death is everywhere in a magical girl's life. You might die on a mission. You might die in your sleep. You might die while eating ice-cream at your surprise birthday party which was happening in that creamery on the corner of 8th and Main.

It's part of what being a magical girl is, and it's a lesson they could stand to learn so that they stop fucking around like this.

>>33513969
And it doesn't even do that job that well, since the wall of dead magical girls is a much better example.
And we're saying that your intended lesson would be overridden by the realization that since they can die at anytime, and that they don't know when they'll die except that it's much more likely to be sooner than later, that they should take the opportunity to enjoy themselves.

>>33514006
Kharn is the one with the chainsaw sword, but that girl doesn't have Kharn's knife leg or hands.

>>33513995
>>33513986
Still not supposed to be a moral lesson. Learn to read.

There is no one else saying that this is supposed to be some kind of moral lessen other than you.

>>33513986
We can point to such examples as part of the affair.

However, it is a much more visceral thing if they have to deliver the black letters and deal with it themselves, and these are the black letters we have handy. The intent is to remind them of their mortality, and hopefully they have sufficient intelligence to, unlike you, connect the dots back to fucking up.

The point, really, is fucking up your own line is OK.

If you do something that puts the others girls lives at risk, Murderface will fall on you like the hammer of god.q

>>33514034
You stupid fuck, it doesn't matter what you intended it to be, what matters is how they will take it, and being faced with mortality they are more likely to take risks since they know that they're likely to die.

>>33514038
We can point to Misaka, and how she was almost lost because we did not follow procedure and secure everyone related to Kirika's retirement.

You people are fucking stupid.

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Thread has a 500 post limit we're at 250 already, stop fking posting.

>>33514063
I can't tell if the one guy arguing against the chosen decision is a troll or a tumblrite, but I find the whole affair hilarious.

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>>33514006
>>33514031
Erika soon, fellow questers. Erika probably not until next week.

>>33514069
>500 post limit

300, actually.

>>33514075
Based on the post times (less than 1 minute between posts) there are multiple people on both sides.

Which is probably worse.

>>33514006
>>33514031
It's one of the girls we have to discipline

>>33514023
Yeah this always happens, but this time it is happening sooner.

We will probably hit the limit during the 3rd vote. Maybe sooner though.

I guess my post isn't helping either.

>>33514069
I think the limit on /tg/ is 300, unless it was changed.

So yeah we are already there pretty much.

>>33514058
Okay lets go again.
Handing out the black letters was not meant as a lesson about following the rules. It's meant as a visceral reminder that magical girls die everyday and that they should take their jobs more seriously in the future.

>>33514063
>>33514069
I agree with this. And its 300.

You've all been saying the same thing over and over again, and you aren't getting nowhere. Shut up and agree to disagree.

>>33514055
That's a false logic, because the fact is they're more likely to survive such incidents, not more likely to die.

Death doesn't come easily to magical girls. Pain, on the other hand, comes with the territory.

They survived their fuckup. They should be glad they survived it. Not everyone is as lucky as they were.

>>33514069
>doesn't even know the bump limit of the board

>>33514027
So let me get this straight.

First you are arguing that making Megucas deliver deathcards personally as a punishment is bad despite it having a good reason to be used for some self-reflection.
Yet forcing them to go mourn for a wall of dead girls they don't even care about is supposed to work better?

How about you sit down for a minute, think about what your actual opinion on this matter is BEFORE arguing about it.
Because quite frankly I get the feeling that you have no fucking clue what your own opinion is about.

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>>33514094
>>33514102
Oh my fucking God just shut up you trolls!

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>>33514081
But we already have an Erika.

>>33514055
Why would they take it as a moral lesson?
Do you have brain issues?
Are you autistic?
How would a mentally sound person even come to that conclusion?

>>33514117
Fuck off you stupid cunt.

Guys.

Calm.

>>33514094
>Handing out the black letters was not meant as a lesson about following the rules.

This is correct. Everything else in your post is wrong. Learn2read pls

>>33514132

Please. Please stop you guys. Dear lord the thread will be over before Deuclture even posts 6 times.

>>33514144
GM has spoken folks, tone it down.

When decu needs to post ooc in the middle of a thread, you know things are way past the shitter and in the sewage plant.

>>33513133 >>33513136 >>33513137 >>33513151

Well, just one thing more before you'll let her go, then. Since you can see how she's dying to run her trainees into the ground.

"Hah!" Kyoko guffaws, before looking back at the gasping, wheezing trainees limping through their laps. "Naw, it just looks that way, but this is actually the easy part of the Eversor program."

'Easy'?

"Yeah! See, when you're still freshly contracted, your body's still adjusting to being a Magical Girl and stuff. Sure, you can hit harder and run faster, but since you've been used to your body's limitations for your entire life, your brain thinks that you're at your limit - even when you're really not. So you get wheezy and exhausted and sweat a whole lot because your brain is tellin' you that you gotta slow down or you'll die. "

She gestures towards the tableau behind her. "Part of the Eversor program's to train that impulse outta you, to get through that mental barrier so you can fight longer and fight harder and do all kinds of crazy stuff."

Huh. That's...well. That still sounds pretty brutal, though, you note as one of the trainees suddenly totter off the track, one hand clamped over the mouth - probably rushing off-camera to throw up.

"Well, I guess it sorta is? But it's really basic stuff, so it's not really all that hard. Just takes a bit of willpower." A sticky, splashing sound, and Kyoko turns to the side, where the trainee had staggered off to. "There, see?! That's why we make you bring your own fucking buckets! Sharing is unhygienic and super GROSS!"

...Right. Well, about what you wanted to ask her about...

"Yeah? What is it, Murderface?"

And it's here that you share your idea of punishment with the Eversor. About how you aim to have Heartcatch Squad deliver the Black Envelopes personally, to the families of the departed. The families of the girls that the Prophet had murdered.

[1/2]

this is the most retarded thing I've seen anyone in this quest get upset about yet.

>>33514202
Reminds me of Yuma mindrape shitstorm actually.

Ahh, good times.

>>33514194

Kyoko is speechless for a moment, and her voice is quiet when she speaks. "...Whoa. That's...well, yeah, that's pretty cold-blooded, Murderface." She pauses again, looking at you directly, as if contemplating something. "I think no one's ever done that before. As punishment, anyway. Usually it's a volunteer kinda thing, or Mami does it herself." She nods here. "Yeah, I think...I think that'd work. It's a harsh kinda thing, but I think something that sobering is pretty good, too? They're gonna have to deal with it eventually. It's a part of being a Magical Girl."

She thinks it's a good idea, then?

"I wouldn't say it's a good idea? I mean, just seeing one of those things sends a chill up my spine, ya know?" Kyoko shakes her head, shivering. "But it's something that...well, something Malal would've come up with, Murderface, is what I'm saying."

...Yeah?

"Yeah. Definitely."
You glance back down at the sleeping arms dealer curled up on your lap, brushing her hair away from her eyes - and it's here that you finish the call, thanking Kyoko for her input. She can get back to torturing newbies once she sends Heartcatch Squad up to your office.

"AW, don't say it like that!" Your best friend laughs. "Right, I'll send them over right this second! See you later, Murderface!" She turns her back on the screen, voice rising into another roar. "HEARTCATCH SQUAD! FRONT! AND! CENTE--"

A tap of your laptop's keyboard and the call disconnects, leaving your office silent once more. Well, except for Misaka snoring, that is.

It doesn't take long at all for voices to suddenly be audible behind your office door. Worried, hesitant voices propped up with uncertain bravado. You hear one of them murmur something about how you used to be blind drunk, and how you'd be sympathetic to them at least.

Well. Being Warmaster doesn't exactly extinguish your past reputation, does it?

[2/3]

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Let's take it easy with a relaxing meguca drawstream~
www.twitch[x]tv/elbowlick

>>33514218

A few moments more, and you hear one of them knock. "Warmaster?" Someone speaks up, a rather shaky voice but commendably still formal. "This is Eversor Hanasaki Tsubomi of Heartcatch Squad. We're...we're reporting for censure."

What do you do?

[]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
[]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514224

Based Dan

>>33514214
at least that was somewhat understandable.

This doesn't even seem to have any immediate, obvious ramifications.

>>33514202
You should have seen the reactions when Anzu painted our tank baby blue in GuP.

>>33514238
[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514218
>Malal would have done it

All systems are go

>>33514238
>Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.
If we're gonna be responsible hardasses, we need to look the part.

>>33514238
>[]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
Why not?

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[X]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
Pat Misaka's head like a Bond villain stroking a cat.

>>33514238
>[]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

Added benefit of forcing them to wait

>>33514238
>[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

Mixed messages are bad, mkay?

>>33514238
>[X]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

If we're disciplining people, we need to look all official and shit. No sense half-assing this; time to go Full Dildo.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

And if Malal would have done it, it's go time.

>>33514238
>[]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

As hilarious as the other option would be, it would conflict with what we are about to do I feel.

Also might send the wrong message.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514218
>"But it's something that...well, something Malal would've come up with, Murderface, is what I'm saying."

Best endorsement ever.

Lets do it.

>>33514238
>[]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

Official business time, but keep the door open, if only just a little.

>>33514238
[X]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
Misaka is acting as our evil cat, we shall pet her while monologuing and if anyone dares to mention then its time for kneecaps

>>33514238
>[]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
When needed, talk in that low angry voice so that Misaka is not bothered and their blood freezes.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514202
I'm gonna be honest - I doubt this'll end up being the worst.

>>33514238
[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514238
[x]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
[x]Everyone in this room is to whisper now. If she wakes up I start shooting everyone in the lungs.

>>33514218
>how you used to be blind drunk, and how you'd be sympathetic to them at least.

Oh boy, this will hit them like a truck!

>>33514238
[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

Embrace the dildo side!

>>33514238
>[x]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.

>>33514238
>[X]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.

[X] Make sure the golden deagle is sitting prominently on the desk.

Nudge it back and forth a bit until you're completely satisfied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYCjqmbsmYA

>>33514305
This is one of the worst things to say within earshot.

>>33514238
>[X]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.
We can't have them thinking we are as soft as a softy sofa!

>>33514320
When they get back from delivering those letters, we're going to make them ALL the alcohol 'til they puke.

>>33514238
>[x]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.

Like Anon >>33514298 says, except knees rather than lungs. Misaka will understand. Misaka likes us dispite ourselves, or possibly because of ourselves.

>>33514238
>>33514258
>[X]Receive them in your office as you are. You can dress them down while Misaka sleeps on your lap.
>Pat Misaka's head like a Bond villain stroking a cat.

>>33514330

They will need a stiff drink after that.

>>33514258
Doesn't work all that well when we can't go "No, I expect you to die" on them.

>>33514320
Maybe we could offhandedly mention that our hearing is perfect. That will get them nice and worried.

>>33514238
[X] Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514385
Hahaha that's brilliant

>>33514314
Man, if Misaka wasn't here, I'd say that we should fire the deagle once before they come in.


...i am having way too much fun with this.

>>33514413
You know, that gets me thinking. Would/should the Golden Deagle be massively louder than a stock Deagle?

>>33514447
Every time you shoot, you hear tortured screaming a thousand Homus.

Should archive this thread and start a new one after this vote.

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>>33514238

Thank you so much for participating in MGNQ! This closes our current voting period!

>>33514385
"Funny thing, you know. Eversors aren't the only ones trained to pick up on EVERYTHING around themselves. Including whispered conversations from behind a plywood door."

And then give them a shark grin.

>>33514482
Where do you stupid people come out from? It is on page 4.

>>33514238
>[x]Carry Misaka to your quarters first, to sleep off the rest of her dream, before letting them in. No need to show them you have a soft sofa side.

>>33514511
probably /a/ or something.

>>33514500
Shoot a bullet and catch it using telekinesis an inch from their eyeballs. I'm sure Dildoes would help.

>>33514486
You're so polite, Hat-chan! Why are you on /tg/?