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You open your eyes and stare at the unfamiliar ceiling. Flashes of last night's battle play in your mind. You remember the impossible angle your arm was bent at in time for the pain to wash over you. You bite your bottom lip and bear with it. How long had you been out?

"We fucked up, man." you look to the side of your bed, careful not to move your arm.
A near-mummified 01 grins at you beneath layers of bandages and casts.
"Yeah.." you slump into your bed.

>You
[ ] Check out the news
[ ] Walk out of the hospital like a badass
[ ] Try and think of a plan to gain followers

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>>33545094
[ ] Try and think of a plan to gain followers
This is our only plan. We get more power, we need a harem

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You need to think of something big, something that will attract a lot of attention. You ponder for a while, you can't sing so being a pop-star won't work.. Being the champion of pride, people really like you and think you're attractive
You jot down [Modeling]. You could become an activist, but you aren't sure you want to deal with those people.
You could try running for an office, but your towns next election wasn't for another couple months.
Man, it's not easy becoming famous. so far you have
[Modeling]
[Activism]
[Toppling a political regime]

"Hehe, what's up bros, my name is PeewDiePie" You look at 01, who has some how managed to open up a laptop and is now watching youtube videos.
"Come on man, you watch that shit?"
"Hey, back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. He's a cool guy"

And famous-that gives you an idea
[Kidnap Pewdiepie]

>you decide you want to
[ ] Kidnap the Pewds
[ ] Become a model
[ ] Become an activist
[ ] Topple a political regime

>>33545782
>Become a host in a host bar
Best idea ever

>>33545782
>Become a host in a host bar

>>33545782
Topple a political regime.

>>33546106
>>33546194
sorry bros I don't know that much about host clubs.

You had always wondered what it would be like to run a country, and now you had the ability to make that dream come true. You decide it would probably be best to take over

[ ] North Korea
[ ] Russia
[ ] U.S.A
[ ] Other

>>33546569
>Canada

>>33546569
[ ] Other
Cuba, become savior

>>33546569
North Korea.

>>33546662
>>33546689
>>33546769
Highest roll gets

Rolled 3

>>33546902
North Korea.

Rolled 53

>>33546902
North Korea

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>>33547069
The North Korean elite guard lead you in handcuffs. You had promised them united states military secrets, if you could have the honor of meeting with glorious leader Kim Jong Un. "Watch the arm! you gripe at one of the guards who was gripping you tightly. Eventually you enter Kim Jong Un's secret meeting room.

"Speak up." he says with an atrocious accent/
You smile at him, this had been too easy
"Speak or I order guard kill you."

[ ] "You could, but by that time, you'll have already been torn to pieces
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] Break the handcuffs

>>33547436
[ ] Break the handcuffs

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>>33547436
[x] "You could, but by that time, you'll have already been torn to pieces

>>33547482
>>33547549
Highest roll wins

Rolled 79

>>33547896
>>33547482

Rolled 51

>>33547896
Rolling for rolls.

Wether Handcuffs or a chain of paperclips, it makes no difference to you. You are the living embodiment of pride and you were born to rule.
"Shoot, Shoot!" Kim Jong-Un cries, backing into a corner.
>You

[ ] Dash behind Kim Jong-Un
[ ] Kill the guards

>>33551212
>Kill the guards

>>33551212
>[x] Kill the guards

One on your left, one on your right. The guards open fire, but all that's left is an after image.

You deliver a quick blow to the back of the first guard's head, knocking him to the floor. You grab his gun and shoot a single bullet, piercing the guards head.

You stand up and begin flexing your injured arm. Normal humans aren't even a challenge. Adjusting your collar, you walk up to Kim Jong-Un and press the gun to his temple.
"W-what do you want?" he stammers

[ ] Smile, "Just the country" (Let him live)
[ ] "Everything." (Kill him)

>>33551690
>[ ] Smile, "Just the country" (Let him live)

"What I want... is this little shit hole you call a country"
"You work for me now." You stare into his eyes.
"You will renounce this country and fully support my reign."
You take the gun away from his head.
"Under...stood." You watch as your mark of sin takes his neck.
Now, there are about 25 million people in North Korea, it's time to start gaining some followers.

>you will
[ ] Announce your reign tonight (~25 million people)
[ ] Silently run the country from the shadows, only take direct control over the military (~1 million people)

>>33552210
>Silently run the country from the shadows, only take direct control over the military (~1 million people)

The changing of leadership ceremony is over. You now have over one million North Korean.

Your hand confirms this, the number now wraps around your hand like a snake.
There is nothing to stop you now. You dedicate a part of the Korean military to begin looking for people like you with strange powers.
However, you can not stay here long, you have already spent a week in Korea and you shudder to think what the other champions have accomplished in this time.

"Yea, see you.'" you wave as the crew of stewardesses and Kim Jong-Un bow to you as you disembark the airplane. Good to be home.

>First thing's first
[ ] Visit Sloth
[ ] You haven't been to work in almost two weeks, report in

>>33552522
>[x] Visit Sloth

>>33552557
It's been a while since you've visited Sloth. You hope she's doing fine.

You arrive at 01's hideout and knock on the door. 02 answers,
"Welcome back, master, you have a guest."

On the couch you see a teenager wearing a hoodie, his legs resting on the table.

"Hi, I'm Envy."

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