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There are no write-ins unless explicitly stated

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Try to keep waifu bullshit to a minimum.

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let's try to avoid death.

>>33587429
Impossible, we're simply trying to delay our inevitable death for as long as possible

>>33587429
I'm in favor of this plan.

You decide to wait for the bandits to arrive.

It is over an hour before you hear anything; everyone remains relatively silent as time passes, either training, resting, or talking quietly to one another. The tension in the air is thick, as is the fear. Everybody is well aware that they may not be coming out of this alive, but they're all ready to fight until the bitter end.

When you hear the scream of the first bandit, you know the battle has begun.

Well, perhaps that isn't entirely accurate, as there is no actual fighting for several minutes after the first scream.

You don't see what is happening outside of your fortress, but the sounds you hear paint a pretty clear picture.

The scream is followed immediately by another, then another, then another as bandits either fall into the pits, or try and fail to leap over them, falling to be impaled on the spikes below.

There are cries of shock and outrage from the other bandits as they watch their friends perish. You hear some calling for your head, and the heads of all those with you. Others demand to know how they're supposed to get over the trenches.

"Silence, all of you!" a deep voice bellows.

All other voices immediately go silent.

"Our friends here have been preparing for us," the voice comments. "But I doubt they are prepared for Xing and Xang."

Loud cheering begins outside of the fortress, and you suddenly see someone just outside the entrance. He leaps over the spiked pit you set just inside, and lands in the center of the fortress.

He looks about Bulo's age, with dark brown eyes and a bald head with a faded tattoo on it.

Galda rushes at him, only to be hurled into the far wall when he thrusts a hand in her direction.

Another young man, identical to the first, enters seconds later, flinging Bulo, who was preparing an Earthbending attack, into a wall with a thrust of his arm.

"Airbenders," your mother tells you.

Lee begins to slowly walk towards them, actually managing to dodge the first two g-

>>33587626
-usts of wind before the two Airbenders manage to throw him away as well.

Sonyo and your mother manage to send sandblasts at the pair, but their attacks are easily dodged, and soon your mother and Sonyo are knocked back by the wind.

Sena grabs a spear and hurls it skillfully at the pair, only for it to be knocked to the side with a wind blast, the same happening to Sena an instant later.

Only yourself and Felna are left standing, and the looks on the faces of the two Airbenders suggest that they aren't at all worried about you.

"We'll take them together," Felna tells you.

>A. Tell her to stand back

>B. Launch sand blasts at the Airbenders

>C. Create rapidly rising pillars beneath the Airbenders

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Shoot fire blasts at them

>F. Open pits beneath them

>G. Use pillars to lift yourself and Felna into the air

>H. Use a pillar to launch yourself at them, and shoot fireblasts at them

>>33587776
>F. Open pits beneath them
If we can get them buried they are completely fucked. Also its sad so the pits could very well collapse in on themselves once the airbenders have fallen in

>>33587776
>F. Open pits beneath them
Then cover then under solid earth

>>33587776
>C. Create rapidly rising pillars beneath the Airbenders
They'd knock away fire or sand, and just float of any pits we open, but even if they recover from the fall they're still going to be hurt if we uppercut them with some pillars.

>>33587839
They'll get right out of those, I think it would be better to use the earth to grab hold of their ankles and draw them into the earth, it would also make them distracted and Felna could then finish them off.
>>33587776
Can we input a different option?
Because >I. Grab their sexy gams with our sand bending.

>>33587776
>F. Open pits beneath them

>>33587776
>>C. Create rapidly rising pillars beneath the Airbenders
Seems like the best option.

>>33587915
I agree anon, however Som has been fairly clear that hes really only up for dialogue write ins.

>>33587880
Hmm, thats certainly a good idea. Definitely either pits or pillars then lol

>>33587915
We don't know how to harden earth yet, though. So it probably wouldn't impede their motion any more than just burying them up to the ankles normally would. Nice idea though, we'll definitely have to try it once we get the principles down.

>putting airbenders in a hole without covering it

yeah i'm sure that will work

>>33587839
>>33587866
>>33587957
You stomp on the spot in front of you and thrust your hands downward, focusing on the patch of ground beneath the two Airbenders.

Looks of shock appears on their faces as the ground opens up beneath them and they fall into the pit below. You prepare to pull sand down on their heads and bury them alive, but before you get the chance, they leap from the pit and send you flying backwards with powerful blasts of wind.

Felna launches a pair of fire blasts at the Airbenders while they're focused on you. However, they notice what she's doing and quickly set about dodging. However, even as they do, one of the fire blasts scorches the first Airbender's left arm.

He lets out a pained cry, and the other Airbender sends Felna crashing into the nearest wall. As Felna attempts to reorient herself, the Airbender hits her with another wind blast, pressing her against the wall and preventing her from doing anything.

"Xing, I will keep her occupied, deal with the other one," the Airbender orders.

Xing nods, turning his attention away from his badly scorched arm and to you. He pulls back his good arm, but before he can strike, he is hit by a trio of sand blasts from his right side. He falls onto his left side and winces in pain.

Looking to where the blasts came from, you see your family already preparing another strike. Before they can finish, however, they are knocked back by a wind blast provided by the second bender.

"Xang, the girl!" Xing warns.

Behind Xang, Felna take a deep breath and brings her hands down in front of her before thrusting them towards him.

Xang turns, and barely manages to leap away from the blast. As he knocks Felna back into the wall, Galda hurls a dagger that impales him through the side of his dead.

Xing lets out a horrified cry as Xang falls to the ground. Galda rushes towards Xang, but is thrown back by an enraged Xing. Xing then rushes to Xang's side, completely disregarding everyone ar-

>>33588322
>>33587839
>>33587866
>>33587957

-ound him. Your family are back on their feet, and you see both Lee and Sena making their way towards the two Airbenders. Felna is on her feet once again as well, though as she looks at the two Airbenders, she seems far less eager to fight. Galda rises again, and slowly makes her way towards the two Airbenders.

>A. Tell everyone to stand down

>B. Open a pit beneath the Airbenders

>C. Shoot Fire Blasts at the Airbenders

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake

>F. Stand back and let the others handle this

>>33588377
>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake

>>33588377
>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake
Time to feed the lake guardian

>>33588377
>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake

>>33588377
>B. Open a pit beneath the Airbenders
Part of me wants to capture said air bender for later. Air bending is our anti-thesis, since we are earth bender this cycle

>>33588377
>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake

when they end up in the water we need to waterbend a wave to push them into the middle of the lake.

>>33588377
>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake
We'll probably have to deal with Xing later, but for now it gets them out of the fight. Especially if we can clump some earth around them before we throw them to weight them down.

>>33588377
>E. Launch the Airbenders into the lake

>>33588632
>>33588569
>>33588431
>>33588404
>>33588389
Before anybody else can reach them, you create a fast-rising pillar beneath the two Airbenders, sending them flying into the lake with a pair of loud splashes.

You see a familiar shape begin to rise to the surface in the center of the lake. The gigantic fin of the Shark Turtle cuts through the water as the massive beast travels beneath the surface towards the two Airbenders.

Xing struggles to keep himself afloat while holding onto his brother. With his scorched arm already causing him intense pain, it's clearly extremely difficult for him to do so. So caught up is he in keeping himself and his brother from sinking, he doesn't even notice the approaching beast until it's far too late.

The Shark Turtle rises above the pair of Airbenders and lets out a mighty roar, opening its great jaws wide before its head descends and it swallows the pair. The Shark Turtle looks towards you, lets out another roar, and then submerges, vanishing from sight.

"Well, that takes care of that." your mother comments indifferently.

"Yeah, great, you just made me lose one of my new daggers," Galda grumbles at you.

"Perhaps we should announce our victory to Ming," Lee suggests.

"What, do you expect him to surrender?" Galda asks.

"Ideally, yes, though I understand your skepticism," he replies. "But, as those two were obviously of importance to Ming, and held in high regard by the others, news of their deaths should serve to demoralize them."

>A. Go to the entrance and announce the deaths of Xing and Xang

>B. Go to the entrance, announce that you are the Avatar, and announce the deaths of Xing and Xang

>C. Tell them you should wait for Ming to make his next move

>D. Dialogue writein

>>33588892
we should be launching boulders over the walls at the bandits, if they want to retreat they will.

>>33588892
>A. Go to the entrance and announce the deaths of Xing and Xang

>>33588892
>A. Go to the entrance and announce the deaths of Xing and Xang

>>33589018
>>33589028

why are we talking to bandits, we should be launching rocks at them.

>>33588892
>>A. Go to the entrance and announce the deaths of Xing and Xang

We could bend a hole large enough for everyone to hide in, and then cover it. When they finally get into the fort they might think we abandoned it. Or we could ambush them from it.

>>33588892
>A. Go to the entrance and announce the deaths of Xing and Xang
Possibly punctuate our statement with fire.

>>33589183
What would we cover it with, though? Sand would just fall in.

>>33589028
>>33589018
Liking Lee's idea, you make your way to the entrance of your fortress. It is there that you get your first look at the enemy force.

There must be hundreds of them, every last one armed with weapons ranging from daggers and swords to spears and bows. Several archers immediately take aim at you, but a man in front raises his hand, and they stand down.

He is tall and powerful looking, with long dark hair and a beard to match it. His brown eyes stare at you intensely, waiting to see what you will do.

"Xing and Xang are dead!" you announce.

The crowd roars in outrage, several of them drawing their weapons and preparing to attack you, though you find yourself wondering what the majority of them intend to do seeing as they're holding melee weapons.

"Silence, all of you!" the man in front yells. "Tell me, you who killed two of my best men, who are you?"

>A. You are Shin

>B. You are Avatar Shin

>C. Ask who he is

>D. Dialogue writein

>>33589214
We have a family of Earthbenders. We could probably find a way to hold it up. Or slide a large rock over it and cover that with sand. Clearly my plan needs work, but I think it has merit.

>>33589280
There are no rocks, you're on a beach, that's why your fortress is made of sand and not stone

>>33589253
>A. You are Shin

>>33589320
Can we bend the sand into sandstone and use that?

>>33589367
No, we haven't figured that trick out yet. We're at the very beginning of bending history, most of the moves in our arsenal have just now been discovered. By us, in most cases. We'll need to experiment more before we can fuse earth together.

>>33589367
I don't think we know how to yet.

>>33589253
>A. You are Shin
It might be an effective intimidation tactic to announce we are the avatar though

>>33589253
>A. You are Shin
>D. Dialogue writein "And you're trespassing in my city"

>>33589442
>>33589344
"I am Shin," you tell him.

"Shin," he replies. "I am Ming. Tell me, are you a bender? And, if so, what element do you bend?"

>A. Earth, Fire, and Water

>B. Earth

>C. Fire

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Water

>F. You aren't a bender

>G. Say nothing

>>33589560
>B. Earth
We are shin the earth bender before we are shin the avatar

>>33589560
>D. Dialogue writein

Earth, Fire, Water, and Air

>>33589560
>B. Earth
Incase he's just trying to fish out combat tactics to use against us he's going to be unpleasantly surprised when we use fire against him

>>33589560
>B
>D Are you also a bender?

>>33589560
>B. Earth
>>33589612
good point

>>33589560
>D. Dialogue writein "I prefer the element of surprise"

>>33589560
>D. Dialogue writein
"The only element I bend is surprise."

>>33589689
>>33589671
Yes.

>>33589671
>>33589689
This, why would we tell him what to expect

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>>33589560

Fucking ignore >>33589656
seconding >>33589671
>>33589689

>>33589813
>>33589798
>>33589709
>>33589689
>>33589671
"I prefer only to bend the element of surprise," you respond.

Somewhere behind you, you here Felna laugh while everyone else groans. In front of you, Ming smirks as he strokes his beard.

"You know, Shin, I was told that the Avatar was part of your group," he says. "And, when I try to think of what exactly would make you believe that you could march out here and not immediately be struck dead, only one explanation comes to mind. You don't fear being killed because you know I want you alive. You are the Avatar, aren't you, Shin?"

>A. Yes

>B. No

>C. Maybe

>D. I don't know

>E. Can you repeat the question?

>F. Dialogue writein

>>33589671
This

>>33589957
>>F. Dialogue writein "Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?"

>>33589957
>D. I don't know

>>33589957
As >>33590006 said this is the only option in my mind.

>>F. Dialogue writein "Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?"

>>33589957
>F. Dialogue writein
"That's terrible logic. You'd have no way of knowing who the Avatar is on sight, so anyone coming out would be at equal risk of being attacked. No, I'm here because I don't respond to danger in rational ways. I think there might be something seriously wrong with me."

>>33589957
>B. No
>F. We killed that fucker when he got all high and mighty about saving us

>>33589957
>C. Maybe

>Somewhere behind you, you here Felna laugh while everyone else groans.
Felna proving again she be best grill

>>33589957
>F. Dialogue writein "Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?"
You've put it out there so many times. I just have to.

>>33589957
>F
Am here only cuz am an idiot, and there is no avatar here, someone has bullshited you to cover up their failure.

>>33590156
>>33590041
>>33590006
>>33590040
>>33590096
"Yes," you tell him.

He opens his mouth so speak.

"No," you say.

He opens his mouth to speak once again.

"Maybe," you say.

He looks at you, a mixture of irritation and confusion on his face.

"I don't know. Can you repeat the question?" you ask.

You hear Galda, Sonyo, Bulo, and Felna snicker behind you.

"Shin, remember that your little sand fort is surrounded by my men," Ming tells you. "Even if we cannot reach you at the moment, we can starve you out, or knock trees down upon your walls, or use them to cross the trenches. You will not win this battle. If you are not the Avatar, then go fetch him for me. I have an offer to make him."

>A. You are the Avatar

>B. You are the Avatar, but you don't want to hear his offer

>C. Dialogue writein

>>33590313
>A. You are the Avatar

>>33590313
>A. You are the Avatar

It doesn't hurt to hear the offer. We are also surrounded by literally hundreds of bandits.

The chances of winning are slim.

>>33590313
>C And we have a lake guardian as our friend, am sure he has a taste for your men, he sure loved Ping and Pong

>>33590313
>A. You are the Avatar
Might as well

don't tell him we are the avatar after all the time we spent not telling him we are the avatar.

>>33590313
>C. Dialogue writein
"Well, now I don't know how to respond to that. See, I am the Avatar. But I'm pretty sure the Avatar wouldn't be intimidated by that, so if I agree to your terms you wouldn't believe me and would follow through on your threat anyway. But if I don't agree to listen, there's no reason not to attack. So what should we do now?"

>>33590313
Can't we just leave by the lake using our friend?

>>33590313
>C. Dialogue writein
If you lay siege to this fort you and your mens lives are forfeit.

>>33590392

"Okay fuck it, archers, shoot this cheeky bastard in the face"

>>33590313
>A. You are the Avatar

>>33590442
Thats pretty much what I'd expect to happen. Som seems to be generous in this quest, but its important to remember that he will kill us if we are stupid.

>>33590427
I would say that is our best plan C if we need to escape, but ideally we want to defend this settlement so we're here when our dad comes back with more settlers and supplies. Assuming he made it back to the capital.

>>33590313
>C. Dialogue writein
If you lay siege to this fort you and your mens lives are forfeit, if you wish to speak with the Avatar come back unarmed and in smaller number.

>>33590313
>>A. You are the Avatar

>>33590514

We've already been tempting fate by being cheeky so far. Element of surprise was fine, the "Yes, No, Maybe" was pushing it, and now we need to get down to business.

>>33590544
seconding, better than just revealing that we are the Avatar.

>>33590458
>>33590362
>>33590345
>>33590344
"I am the Avatar," you tell him.

There are murmurs of surprise in the crowd of bandits, and several of them suddenly look very afraid.

"So I thought," Ming comments. "I am told that when my men attempted to capture you, you used Firebending. I am a Firebender as well, the mightiest in the entire kingdom, despite the boasts of the Queen. The Avatar would be quite the victory for me, defeating you would make me a legend for all time. So, Avatar Shin, I challenge to Agni Kai. If you win, my men and I will leave. If you lose, you and your friends surrender to us."

>A. You accept

>B. You refuse

>C. What's an Agni Kai?

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Ask if he's scared to face you when you wield all of your powers

>>33590623
>>C. What's an Agni Kai?

Do we know what an Agni Kai is?

>>33590623
>C. What's an Agni Kai?
It is a fair question

>>33590623
>E. Ask if he's scared to face you when you wield all of your powers
I'm worried that we are much too new to firebending to be able to beat him in Agni Kai.

>>33590717
Then we set the time for one week from today, and train our asses off.

>>33590623
>B. You refuse
Trusting a bandit to honor an agreement? That is hilarious

>>33590623
>E. Ask if he's scared to face you when you wield all of your powers
>D. Dialogue writein
"I accept, provided I am allowed to use any style I choose. After all, it wouldn't be very impressive to say 'I am so mighty I can defeat the Avatar...when he's holding back'. Just sounds like you're trying to weasel-viper your way into sounding tougher than you are."

>>33590717

Good thing we learned how to breath fire like a Dragon last thread.

Might not be enough, but it could catch him off guard.

>>33590753

The alternative is getting assaulted by hundreds of bandit and their firebending boss.

If we prevail in the Agni Kai, then we could kill Ming or take him hostage to make him honor the deal.

Our chances are awful if we try to survive a siege. Even if we survive, most of our family won't.

>>33590748
>Agree to Agni Ki a week from today.
>Use all that time improving the fort

hehehe stupid bandits.

>>33590748
Good point.


I like this dialouge >>33590776
Include
>D. Have the Agni Kai, a week from today.

>>33590717
I have the feeling that we would straight up lose in a 1v1 firebending only match with this guy.

>>33590717
Is there anything in the rules of Agni Kai that says you CAN'T use Earthbending?

>>33590849

Agni Ki a week from today would be helpful, but I wonder if the bandits would agree to that.

>>33590804

I'm sure Ming realizes this too

>>33590776
>>33590717
>>33590748
>>33590803
"I accept, provided I am allowed to use any style I choose," you tell him.

"I get the feeling you don't understand what an Agni Kai is," Ming comments.

"And I get the feeling you're just trying to weasel-viper your way into sounding tougher than you are," you reply. "It wouldn't be very impressive to say "I'm so mighty I can defeat the Avatar...when he's holding back", now would it?"

Ming glances at his men, who talk quietly to one another about what you just said. Scowling, he looks you dead in the eye.

"Very well, Avatar," he tells you. "You may use all of your abilities. But, you fight alone. You and me shall battle until one of us surrenders or is unable to continue fighting. If you win, my men and I will leave. If you lose, you and the others surrender. Deal?"

>A. Deal

>B. No

>C. Dialogue writein

>>33590920
>>A. Deal

>>33590920
>A. Deal
We don't really have a choice
Also, I'm gonna go make ritual sacrifices to the dice gods

>>33590920
>A. Deal

>>33590966

The only sacrifice the dice gods accept is suffering and pain. Which quest's dice luck will you sacrifice?

>>33590920
>A. Deal
sacrifice those virgins guys we are going to need the extra luck.

>>33590966
Please. The dice gods are fickle.

They do what they want, always have.

>>33590920
>A. Deal
Not like we have much of a choice.

>>33591008
HMQ since JJ is a crackbitch anyway.

>>33591042
but HMQ is a good quest let's sacrifice some other quest

>>33591042

You can't sacrifice the luck of a quest that crackbitches as often as HMQ

The Dice Gods reject your sacrifice

>>33591231
What about space marine quest, they crit so fucking often

>>33590959
>>33590966
>>33590977
>>33591013
>>33591027
"Deal," you tell him.

He nods. "Very well."

He turns his attention to his men. "The rest of you, back away! I will defeat the Avatar myself."

As his men back away, Ming puts his right foot back, and pulls back his right arm. Thrusting his fist forward, he unleashes a powerful jet of flame directly at you."

>A. Create a wall to shield yourself

>B. Use a pillar to launch yourself over the blast and towards him, shoot fire blasts at him while in the air

>C. Create a hole under yourself and drop into it

>D. Rise yourself high into the air on a pillar of Earth

>E. Dodge and open a pit beneath him

>F. Dodge and launch him with a pillar

>G. Dodge and hurl sand blasts at him

>>33591255

Let's hope their sacrifice won't be in vain then

>>33591278
>B. Use a pillar to launch yourself over the blast and towards him, shoot fire blasts at him while in the air
Sounds badass. Heres hoping it doesn't fail

>>33591278
>E. Dodge and open a pit beneath him
Pit is the best move. Nothing beats pit. Except airbending. But he's fire, so who cares?

>>33591278
>B. Use a pillar to launch yourself over the blast and towards him, shoot fire blasts at him while in the air

inb4 grabbed out of the air

>>33591278
>E. Dodge and open a pit beneath him

>>33591278
>E. Dodge and open a pit beneath him

We have mastered the hole

>>33591408
Yeah, let's not say that where Bulo can hear us. We just got him to stop with the jokes.

>>33591408
>>33591384
>>33591363
You leap to the side of his blast.

"Everybody, move!" you hear your mother shout as the others scramble to avoid the blast as well.

Keeping your focus on Ming, you stomp the ground in front of you. Ming's eyes narrow, as he clearly anticipates an Earthbending attack. Still, what you do catches him off guard. As you thrust your hands downward and the ground opens beneath his feet, Ming's eyes widen in surprise.

He quickly throws himself forward and catches the edge of the hole, pulling himself up and immediately moving, firing a series of fire blasts at you as he runs.

You now have multiple fire blasts coming at you and an opponent who won't hold still. You need to change your strategy.

>A. Launch yourself over the blasts and across the trench using a pillar of Earth. Shoot fire at him in the air and continue to attack once you land

>B. Create a wall of sand to shield yourself

>C. Create a hole under yourself and drop into it

>D. Rise yourself high into the air on a pillar of Earth

>E. Dodge and open a pit beneath him

>F. Dodge and launch him with a pillar

>G. Dodge and hurl sand blasts at him

>>33591677
>A. Launch yourself over the blasts and across the trench using a pillar of Earth. Shoot fire at him in the air and continue to attack once you land
Fire time now. Mix and match, that is the power of the Avatar.

>>33591677
>A. Launch yourself over the blasts and across the trench using a pillar of Earth. Shoot fire at him in the air and continue to attack once you land

>>33591677
>>A. Launch yourself over the blasts and across the trench using a pillar of Earth. Shoot fire at him in the air and continue to attack once you land

>>33591677
>A. Launch yourself over the blasts and across the trench using a pillar of Earth. Shoot fire at him in the air and continue to attack once you land

>>33591677
>A. Launch yourself over the blasts and across the trench using a pillar of Earth. Shoot fire at him in the air and continue to attack once you land

>>33591720
>>33591723
>>33591740
>>33591741
>>33591788
As the fire flies towards you, you create a pillar beneath yourself and launch across the trench, your pillar being obliterated by flames seconds later.

As you move through the air, you shoot several rapid fire blasts at Ming, who avoids most of them, but does get hit in the shoulder by one. He growls in anger, but, considering how weak the blast was, you can't imagine that it did much to him.

As you land, he shoots a powerful blast of flame at you, which you step to the side of, countering with a powerful flame blast of your own. Ming steps to the side and begins rapidly firing fire at you. You dodge and shoot blasts back, throwing in a few sand blasts for good measure. This pattern continues for a few more seconds, until your right arm is caught in the edge of one of his fire blasts. At the same time, one of your sandblasts causes Ming to stagger back, and a quick fire blast from you knocks him over. Your arm hurts badly, but you have a temporary advantage.

>A. Quickly open a pit beneath him (75 or higher)

>B. Run for the water

>C. Run to the fortress

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

>F. Shoot more sandblasts at him

>G. Fling him with a pillar of Earth (75 or higher)

>>33592077
>>B. Run for the water

We are going to end this by flinging him into the Lake, aren't we?

>>33592077
>A. Quickly open a pit beneath him (75 or higher)

>>33592112
remember what happened last time we tried to do something other than fight in the middle of the fight?

>>33592077
>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him
Don't get cocky, just keep him from getting a chance to recover his footing.

>>33592077
>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

>>33592077
>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

>>33592241
>>33592163
>>33592138
Not wasting time, you take a deep breath and shoot a powerful blast of flame from your left arm.

Ming attempts to avoid the attack, but still gets his left arm badly scorched. He howls in pain and rolls onto his knees. He breaths heavily and deeply as you fire another blast of flame at him, not even seeing it coming. He lets out another pained howl as your attack strikes him in the back and falls to the ground, rolling onto his back and staring up at you.

>A. Tell him to surrender

>B. Open a pit beneath him (75 or higher)

>C. Fling him with a pillar (75 or higher)

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

>F. Shoot Sandblasts at him

>>33592077
>{Desire to trust the dice Intensifies}

>>33592472
>B. Open a pit beneath him
FOR HONOR AND GLORY, also because he was probably going to rape and kill our friends, BUT MOSTLY HONOR

>>33592535

Don't do it anon, it's a trap!

y no fire breath

>>33592472
>F. Shoot Sandblasts at him

In the face please.

>>33592472
>>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

Why hasn't the DC gone down? Maybe this guy still has fight left in him? Fuck it, fire spam

>>33592472
>A. Tell him to surrender
Yield, or we'll crush you. Don't think we won't. We have both rocks and fire, we have everything we need to kill you horribly.

>>33592472
>A. Tell him to surrender

>>33592472
>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

>>33592472
>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him
we wont ask him to surrender and give away our advantage, we keep on until he begs or dies, our friends and family is on the line

>>33592607
>>33592626
that really doesn't work well against Bandit archetypes.

>>33592472
>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him
He will surrender when hes good and ready. I'm also rather impressed that we managed to hold our own here

>>33592472
>>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

agni kai this, bitch

>>33592659
Yeah, he would probably rather dye than give up infront of his men

>>33592472
>A. Tell him to surrender
>B. Open a pit beneath him (75 or higher)

>>33592607
We should totally learn how to melt sand and then bend the molten glass. The Earthbender villain in the current season of Korra is awesome with his lava discs, we could do something similar.

>>33592472
>>E. Shoot more Fire Blasts at him

>>33592693
is it just me or does it seems like a lot more people die in Legend of Korra

white lotus guys are basically the red shirts in the show

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>>33592775
>tfw White Lotus got super nerfed

>>33592725
>>33592671
>>33592668
>>33592656
>>33592636
>>33592601
You don't ask him to surrender, and you don't give him the chance to attack again.

You quickly thrust your left fist towards him and launch a small blast of flame at him. Ming rolls out of the way, but when you fire another blast from your right fist, he is struck on his right arm. He grunts in pain, but the weak blast does little to him. However, another blast from your left hand hits his already horrifically burnt left arm. He cries out and collapses, rolling onto his back once again and pulling his legs in, glaring at you hatefully.

>A. Shoot more Fire Blasts

>B. Shoot more Sandblasts

>C. Open a pit beneath him (100)

>D. Create a rapidly rising pillar beneath him (100)

>E. Dodge and fire more blasts at him

>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>G. Dodge and run for the water

>H. Dodge and run for the fort

TBH we have allready won the agni kai cuz it last til the first burn, atleast thats how it works in the series.

>>33592809
Well, we're not dealing with Iroh level members or anything, just their average members

>>33592864
This isn't an Agni Kai, seeing as you refused to fight with only fire

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>>33592856

Wait, why the fuck is the DC going up? What am I missing here? Is he charging up for some kind of super attack?

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him
>>33592873
mkay, fair nuff

>>33592887
It might be the fact that we are burnt to fuck

>>33592887
The army is probably going to intervene

>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>>33592856
Wait, the DC for fancy tricks is getting harder? Is that because he's more on his guard now that we've shown ourselves to be dangerous, or something like that?

And what are we dodging, exactly? The narrative didn't mention an attack coming from him. Are we assuming that he's chambered his legs so he can kick out a fire blast, now that we've taken out his arms?

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

>>33592936
>>33592921
>>33592920
>>33592903
>>33592900
>>33592882
We sleeping dragon now

Zhuge liang references when

>>33592856
>F. Dodge, take a deep breath, and breathe fire on him

Fuck man we need a nickname are we going to take the dragon?

>>33592917

Yeah, I'm confused about the dodging. He hasn't even attacked us in the last two posts.

The DC has also been going up even though we haven't gotten hit in those two posts. Maybe it's a hint that something's up?

Ah well, we'll see how DRAGON BREATH works on him

>>33592971
We have a nickname. It's "The Avatar". You don't need any fancier title than "embodiment of the world-spirit".

>>33592969

Fledging Phoenix would be better because Pang Tong's cooler than Kongming and because we are a young Avatar, i.e. someone who's reborn just like the Phoenix.

>>33593025
b-but muh benevolent dragon

yours is much better

>>33593002
I was going to say something about how we're probably not going to go around callimg ourselves the avatar to everyone

Then I lost my train of thought

We could have more than one The Phoenix might work considering that whole reincarnation jazz

>>33592882
>>33592900
>>33592903
>>33592920
>>33592921
>>33592936
>>33592950
>>33592971
You're not sure why, but every instinct is telling you to dodge, and quickly.

You leap to the right, and begin breathing in deeply even as Ming thrusts his legs towards you, flames pouring from his feet, and moving through the air where you were less than a second ago, barely missing scorching your legs.

You land on your side in the sand, and let out your breath with a mighty roar, or, as mighty as you can manage. A torrent of flames pours from your mouth, enveloping Ming, who shrieks in agony, rolling in the sand to put the fire out.

You rise to your feet as he screams and rolls around. Perhaps you should finish this.

>A. Open a pit beneath him

>B. Fling him with a pillar

>C. Breathe fire on him again

>D. Dialogue writein

>F. Shoot a powerful Fire Blast at him

>G. Shoot weak fire blasts at him

>H. Shoot sandblasts at him

>I. Crush his throat

>>33593176

>A. Open a pit beneath him

>>33593176
>A. Open a pit beneath him
Live burial it is.

>>33593176
>>B. Fling him with a pillar
Into the lake you go

>>33593176
>C. Breather fire on him again
THE FIRE RISES

>>33593176
>>C. Breathe fire on him again

HE WOKE THE DRAGON!

>>33593176
>A. Open a pit beneath him
>D. Dialogue writein
"I think this counts as 'unable to continue fighting', don't you?"

>>33593238
>mercy
THE BANDIT WILL MEET JUSTICE BY THE FLAMES OF THE UNDYING WARRIOR OF THE WORLD

>>33593176
>A. Open a pit beneath him

>>33593248
Dude, he's covered with burns. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even be able to survive this if he had waterbending healers, given the extent of them. Letting him live now means he dies slowly back at their camp rather than quickly in battle. Much more effective for sending a message. You fuck with the Avatar, you die slow.

>>33593313
WE ARE A SERVANT OF JUSTICE AND PURITY, NOT SOME SICKO

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>>33593313
>>33593238

>>33593334
We fed two guys to a shark monster earlier, I think we've already crossed the line.

>>33593371
Yes, and they died real fucking quick, I dont think he ate them whole

>>33593176
>B. Fling him up with a pillar
>A. Open a pit beneath him

Style points.

>>33593205
>>33593212
>>33593238
>>33593297
You stomp on the ground in front of yourself, opening a pit beneath Ming with a simple downward thrust of your hands. As he continues to scream from the bottom of the pit, you approach the edge and look down.

"I think this counts as 'unable to continue fighting', don't you?" you ask.

You step back as a jet of flame flies up at you from down in the pit, shooting into the air before evaporating. Around you, the bandits stare at you with shock and horror. You see that the group is already significantly smaller, many of them having retreated already.

>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

>B. Tell the bandits to leave

>C. Bury Ming alive

>D. Dialogue writein

>>33593453
And then fill the pit with fire right?

>>33593388
Fair enough. I guess I just misread the situation. I mean, we weren't giving the guy a chance to surrender, I thought that meant we wanted to make sure his men would be too frightened to come back. Instead I guess we're just removing him as a threat directly. Cleaner, this way, I suppose.

>>33593456
>>B. Tell the bandits to leave
>>C. Bury Ming alive

>>33593456
>no option to kill him
If he attacks us I call railroad

>>33593456
>B. Tell the bandits to leave
>C. Bury Ming alive

>>33593491
>Bury Ming alive
>no option to kill him
u wot

>>33593456
>Tell the bandits to leave

>>33593456
>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave
We are not without honor. Let them leave. And know that he survived only because we allowed it. We won't be so merciful again.

>>33593491
What do you think burying someone alive does? Generally people need unobstructed airways to live.

>>33593456
>>C. Bury Ming alive

Make a tombstone with Mings name on it over where he is buried.

>>33593456
>B. Tell the bandits to leave

>C. Bury Ming alive

>>33593456
>>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

I don't see shin as a Ruthless killer

>>33593456
>>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

>>33593456
>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

>>33593456
>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

>>33593515
burying him alive would most likely kill him.

>>33593456
>>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

>raising him
>after he just showed you he can still attack
10/10 you are the retard kings

>>33593456
>A. Raise Ming from the pit, tell the bandits to honor the deal, take him and leave

>>33593456
A
D "And never come back, this city will be impenetrable from this day forth."

This is how Ba Sing Se is born

>>33593456
>>B. Tell the bandits to leave

>>33593596
That was the point.

>>33593456
>>B. Tell the bandits to leave
>>C. Bury Ming alive

>>33593596
>>33593673
Oh yeah? Well I'm retarded and didn't see that he was replying to someone besides the QM. What are you gonna do about it?

>>33593456
>B. Tell the bandits to leave
>C. Bury Ming alive

>>33593456
>B. Tell the bandits to leave
>C. Bury Ming alive

>>33593606
I'd hardly call that an attack. More like one last protest of his defeat. He's pretty badly hurt, I don't think he's a threat anymore. He might be later, if he somehow manages to heal from this, but we've still dealt him a huge blow. Look at how many of his men fled. We've destroyed his reputation of invulnerability and power. He claimed he was the greatest firebender in the world and we took him down without any real injury. I think he's going to see some serious desertions. He's done for.

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>>33593176
C. Breath fire on him again

>>33593535
>>33593547
>>33593549
>>33593560
>>33593569
>>33593600
>>33593613
>>33593613
>>33593643
You turn to the remaining bandits.

"Honor the deal," you tell them. "Take Ming, and leave. Never come back, this city will be impenetrable from this day forth."

Turning back towards the pit, you stomp on the ground and slowly rise your hands, rising the sand within the pit and bringing Ming to the surface. He seems to be barely breathing, but he manages to look at you, and you see nothing but hate in his eyes.

You know what's coming before it happens, and you move out of the way as he chambers his legs and kicks towards you, shooting a jet of flame from his feet. It misses by a mile, but heads right towards the fortress, causing the others to once again scramble for cover. Turning away from them, you see that Ming has collapsed in the sand, his chest no longer rising and falling, and giving no signs of life. Cautiously approaching Ming, it takes only seconds for you to confirm your suspicions.

Ming the Bandit King is dead.

>A. Tell the bandits to take the body and see to it that he gets a proper burial

>B. Tell the bandits that you will give him a proper burial

>C. Tell the bandits to leave

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Say nothing

>>33593933
>A. Tell the bandits to take the body and see to it that he gets a proper burial

>>33593933
>D. Dialogue writein

"Everybody alright back there?"

>>33593933
>>B. Tell the bandits that you will give him a proper burial
>>C. Tell the bandits to leave

BBQ Ming for the good Lake Monster

>>33593933
>A. Tell the bandits to take the body and see to it that he gets a proper burial

>>33593933
>>D. Dialogue writein
Who wants to serve the Avatar?

>>33593933
>>A. Tell the bandits to take the body and see to it that he gets a proper burial

>>33593933
>>B. Tell the bandits that you will give him a proper burial

respect

>>33593933
>A

>>33593987

Yeah, next time, we should be careful about raising a bender to ground level. That could have gone seriously wrong.

>>33593933
>>B. Tell the bandits that you will give him a proper burial

Then bury him and Earthbend a fuckhuge obelisk to mark it.

>>33593933
>D. Dialogue writein
"I recognize that I wounded him pretty badly, but technically I think he killed himself. He needed that chi to keep himself alive, and instead he spent it on one last futile gesture. I'd normally find some poignancy in that, but he was trying to kill me after I had given him a chance to leave. So just take your corpse and go."

>>33594082
>Here lies Bandit King Ming
>Got Fucked

>>33594149
I interpreted it as a monument to our and our settlement's first victory against external forces.

>>33594149
>Here lies Ming the Should Have Accepted Mercy

>>33594149
>Here lies the Bandit King Ming
>fought the avatar in fair combat and didn't die within seconds

>>33594205
>Here lies Ming the Bandit King.
>#rekt

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>>33593933
>A. Tell the bandits to take the body and see to it that he gets a proper burial

>>33593981
>>33593994
>>33594003
>>33594026
"Take Ming's body," you instruct the bandits. "See to it that he gets a proper burial."

Two of the bandits cautiously move forward and approach Ming. Stooping down, they pick him up, look at you, then carry him away. One by one, the other bandits follow until they are all gone.

"Well Shin, I've seen some impressive things in my time, but I'd say you just topped the list," your mother comments.

Looking back, you see that part of the trench in front of the entrance has been lifted and the spikes pulled out, creating a bridge for everyone to cross.

Your mother rushes over to you and hugs you tight, accidentally touching the spot where you got burnt, causing you to hiss in pain. She pulls back and gives an apologetic smile.

"Sorry about that," she tells you.

"That was awesome!" Sonyo tells you. "When you launched yourself into the air and shot fire at him while you were flying, it was the coolest thing I ever saw!"

"Not bad," Galda admits. "Ming the Bandit King is an impressive kill. Of course, you had the advantage of using two elements when he only had one."

Felna grins at you. "Now that was some impressive Firebending. Good thing I taught you that technique, isn't it?"

>A. Thank her for that

>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>C. Stay silent

>D. Dialogue writein

>>33594417
>A. Thank her for that
>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>>33594417
>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>>33594417
>>A. Thank her for that
>>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>>33594417
>A. Thank her for that
>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>>33594417
>>A. Thank her for that
>>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>>33594417
>A. Thank her for that
>B. Ask if everyone's alright

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>>33594417
>A. Thank her for that
>B. Ask if everyone's alright

>>33594417
>D. Dialogue writein
In his last moments, his eyes were illuminated by pure hatred. I should have just buried him in that pit...

>[brooding intensifies]

>>33594494
>giving a shit about the dirty bandit

>>33594417
>A. Thank her for that
>B. Ask if everyone's alright
It sure was. Though seriously, we're this deadly with just two elements halfway-learned. What are we going to be like once we have the full set? I mean, I do actually know, I've seen the series. But if we took out one of the most feared warriors in the current world already...I think we've lost any chance of the Queen not seeing us as a potential threat.

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>>33594532
We'll still die like a complete scrub, don't worry about that.

>>33594494

We aren't brooding over a bandit. You will never be a Great General of the Heaven this way

>>33594570

Still doing better than last Avatar. The last Avatar got his throat cut by a regular girl-bandit. We just took out the fucking Bandit King.

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>>33594605
>Pride before the Fall
But I digress.

>>33594570
Well, that's what I'm afraid of. We've placed a mark on our head, effectively. It was going to be put there eventually, but still not fun to know we have. We can take out Ming, but can we fight an army? Even if it's an army that's probably not very good yet, due to the fact that war was only recently invented. Like, I doubt they'd need it to overwhelm us, but I'm not even sure if cavalry exists yet. Could you confirm that, Som? Has mankind domesticated the horstritch or the komodo rhino yet?

>>33594605
>Great Generalof heaven

Muh nigga

>>33594605
Will we die as gracefully as last avatar though?

>>33594798
Nah man we're gonna like slip on a rock and piss ourselves to death crying

>>33594605
>>33594712
muh niggas

>>33594453
>>33594458
>>33594463
>>33594464
>>33594467
>>33594468
>>33594493
>>33594532
"Yeah, thanks for that," you tell her.

"No problem," she replies. "I'm just glad you're such a fast learner."

"So, is everyone alright?" you ask.

"Yes, we didn't get hit by any of Ming's blasts," your mother confirms.

"And our injuries from getting thrown around by those Airbenders aren't bad," Lee tells you.

"Gotta say, I'm impressed," Bulo tells you. "Your Firebending was pretty great, and your Earthbending was pretty much flawless. That pit strategy was great, too."

Bulo gets a grin on his face, and Sonyo groans.

"Bulo, don't say it," Sonyo begs.

"What? I'm just saying that Shin is the master of holes," Bulo says.

"Can I kill him?" Galda asks you.

>A. Tell her that for now, she can hurt him. She can kill him later

>B. No

>C. Say nothing

>D. Dialogue writein

>E. Yes

>>33594821
Even better.

>>33594847
>Hidden option F. Hit Bulo
>B. No

>>33594847
>E. Yes

In a complete deadpan tone

>>33594847
>D Say nothing, just burt face.

>>33594847
>E

>>33594847
>>B. No
>D. Dialogue writein
Hit Bulo

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>>33594847
>A. Tell her that for now, she can hurt him. She can kill him later
>D. "Just don't break anything."

Goddammit Bulo

>>33594847
>D. Dialogue writein

"If he's alive when I'm done with him. Then by all means."

>>33594847
>A. Tell her that for now, she can hurt him. She can kill him later

>>33594847
>A. Tell her that for now, she can hurt him. She can kill him later

>>33594847
>A. Tell her that for now, she can hurt him. She can kill him later

>>33594917
this

>>33594847
>A. Tell her that for now, she can hurt him. She can kill him later
>D. Dialogue writein
"I want to say yes, Galda. I really do. But I have faith in Bulo's ability to grow as a person. Or at least, I have faith in Bulo's ability to associate his actions with pain. So don't kill him, but feel free to inflict injury on him. It's the only way he'll learn."

Rolled 23

>>33594847

Stomp the ground to bring up a pillar to his balls.

"Oops, my foot slipped, sorry Bulo."

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>>33595050
seconding the write in.

>>33594847
>>D. Dialogue writein
So how is your totally real girlfriend Bulo

Bulo is gonna end up with galda isn't he

>>33595126
I hope not she's my waifu

>>33593933
>D Give him a proper burial on the spot. With a giant fucking pillar of solid stone to mark the spot.

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>>33595126
>>33595145
>Not wanting both the sisters

>>33595126
He's gonna end up with Lee
Or Felna since we're gonna die like a bitch

>>33595126
I doubt it. She'd have to overcome her issues with benders first. And while she might be okay with us and (potentially) her sister, Bulo's triggering her anger response. He's a bender and he's smarmy, that's two reasons for her to hate him.

>>33595159
Oh you

>>33595180
Too be fair hes a smarmy asshole before hes a bender

>>33595159
A bit late to the party, anon. We already moved past that. And dialogue write in options are just that, dialogue. You don't get to propose new actions.

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>>33595145
>waifu-ing the crazy chick
Anon we discussed this.

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>>33595168
>mfw

>>33595091
>>33595050
>>33594964
>>33594963
>>33594933
>>33594921
"I want to say yes, Galda, I really do," you respond. "But, I have faith in Bulo's ability to grow as a person."

Galda raises an eyebrow.

"Or, at least, I have faith in Bulo's ability to associate his actions with pain," you clarify.

She nods.

"So, don't kill him, but feel free to inflict injury on him," you tell her. "It's the only way he'll learn."

She grins. "Well then, let's see if I'm as good a teacher as my sister."

Galda grabs Bulo by the collar and drags him towards the fortress.

"Don't break anything!" you call after her.

"Why don't you just tie my hands behind my back and throw me into a pit?" she shouts back.

"Kinky..." Bulo comments before Galda kicks him in the groin. "Ow!"

"I feel like I should probably stop this," your mother comments.

"He'll be fiiiiine," Sonyo assures her, even as Bulo starts begging for mercy.

(To be continued)

>That is it for tonight, did everyone have fun

>Thread will be on suptg shortly, if you liked it, give it an upvote

>Follow me on twitter @starwarsfands for updates and schedule changes

>Next update will likely be either on Tuesday or Wednesday . Keep an eye on twitter for details.

As always, I'll stick around for a while to answer questions

Galda best girl.

>>33595187
I've read four quests in the past half-hour. Bite me.

>>33595198
Well, yes. He's definitely the underachiever of the family. Come on, Bulo, even Sonyo is outdoing you in Earthbending. Mom and Dad have experience on you, we have the advantage of being the Avatar, but Sonyo's just a kid. If you're getting beat by him you're embarrassing yourself.

>>33595226
Awesome as always, Som. Thanks for the thread.

>>33595226
Sisters are best grill, Thanks for running Som.

Q: have we seen the last of the bandits or is that classified?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

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>>33595275
Thank you, glad you had fun

>>33595226
Wednesday or Thursday, sorry

>Any questions?

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>>33595260
>not Felna

>>33595226
Great thread. Loved how things went down. Thanks for running as always.

>>33595326
You might see them again.

>>33595361
Glad you had fun, thanks for playing

>Any more questions?

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>>33595350
>Not both
>implying having both grills isn't the perfect fucking statement about our opinions regarding Benders & non-benders

>>33595374
Welp better not let our guard down anytime soon.

>>33595226
Thanks for running. If you're sticking around for questions, would you mind addressing how we're going to feed the settlement? It's just something I'm curious about. A few generations ago human survival depended on being hunter-gatherers, so it's not clear what sort of agriculture exists. Likewise with domesticated animals. Are we going to need to clear land for fields and pastures?

>>33595374
How dead is our father?

>>33595395
Gonna need to clear land for foods. Domesticated animals are a thing, but mostly as pets. Livestock is kind of a rare thing. The woods are full of animals, plants, and the lake is full of fish.

>>33595391
Good luck

>>33595396
No spoilers

>Any more questions?

>>33595374
If we'd told our mother we loved her, she'd be dead now wouldn't she?

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>>33595391
Excuse me for being a one vagina kind of guy.

>>33595440
Not necessarily, anybody could have potentially died regardless of what was said or wasn't said.

>Any more questions?

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>>33595450
You sicken me

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>>33595426
>good luck


>>33595450
No you disgust me

>>33595465
I love you, have pleasant dreams

>>33595512
You too, anon

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>>33595470
:^)

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>>33595426
Okay, that fits with what is believed to be the case in actual human history at this equivalent point, so I'm on board. Though we'll definitely need to tame some animals, just to add some more to our city's legend. Being the place where the foxalope or the possum chicken was first domesticated would just be neat to have in our history.

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>>33595561