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Shiba frowns and then seems to think of something. “Well, it’s sort of like wondering how much power you would get from eating people you like. You know you won’t do it, but even so you end up thinking ‘If I were to eat them they would probably taste good. And they would give me some power ups too! But I can’t because it would be bad.’”

“I would never do that!” You lie.

“Risa, what’s that in your mouth?” Shiba asks.

You look down and see you are lightly nibbling on Phil’s finger. Thomas gives a gentle smile as you spit it out and turn to Shiba. “I was just tasting it a little okay! That wasn’t me thinking about how they would taste.” Good cover.

“Ah, sensei! The movie finished.” Ryoko explains looking back at you. “Um, do you want to watch something else?”

[] How about we play cards
[] Bruce Lee movies
[] Some assorted party game
[] Sleep and get back to god hunting
[] You are sort of into this nail thing now
[] Other, please specify
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Questions, concerns, comments, SPXP spending, accusations, butt discission, etc for the first little bit as normal.

Intro Post:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

>>33612126
>[x] Some assorted party game
Spin the tail on the 7 minutes in donkey.

>>33612126
Ask Ryoko what sort of things are in her worst nightmares so we can recreate it tomorrow night.
That, or ask her what things Japanese kids are scared of these days.
Or
>[] Bruce Lee movies

>>33612126
>[] How about we play cards

does cards against humanity exist yet?

>>33612084
[x] You are sort of into this nail thing now

She's a KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>33612203
Not for 13 years

>>33612126
>[] Some assorted party game

>>33612126
>[] You are sort of into this nail thing now
I don't know why, but it is so.

>>33612126
>[x] You are sort of into this nail thing now
Shiba has scales, right? Scales are basically skin-nails, so we can totally paint those.

I'm thinking big winding stormcloud dragon thing with lots of lightningbolts.

>>33612126
Nail art

>>33612300
Really? Level 2 reading reporting.

>You grumble as you carefully draw a black spade on the now red nail on Sin-Fin’s big toe. “Isn’t it torture to keep looking?”

>>33612385
anyone else thinking Sistine Chapel?

>>33612390
...nope, still not sure why I like the nail thing, but thanks for trying.

Nails it is. Writing

>>33612476
paint little skulls and smiley faces on whoever we get as our canvas

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“I am not sure why, but I am sort of into this whole nail thingy I got going on.” You say carefully adding a red diamond on Sin-Fin’s now black second toenail.

“Isn’t that sort of juvenile?” Jager wonders. “I mean, painting each other’s toes during a pajama party.”

You blow gently on Sin-Fin’s foot to help dry the design then say “Jager, we are immortal ghost things. There is no sense acting like annoying grown ups. In fact, never grow up. Get some peter pan up in here. ‘Sides, don’t you want pretty feet?”

“Fine, fine. Just don’t do anything too weird.” Jager concedes.

“Sensei! Can I do yours?” Ryoko asks grabbing a few of the vials of varnish.

“Eh? Ah, sure, fine then. Here.” You stretch your leg out then pull it back. “Hold on, you aren’t going to do anything weird to my foot are you?”

Ryoko blinks. “Wh-what do you mean weird?” She asks looking innocently to the side.

“Whatever it was that you were planning on doing that made you look away so guiltily.” You explain.

“That’s- I like, you know. Ah ha ha ha.” Ryoko lets out a weak laugh and withers under your gaze. She slumps a little and nods. “I’ll behave myself Sensei.”

You hand her your leg and continue focusing on Sin-Fin’s nails adding a little joker on her pinky toe and nodding happily to yourself. “Ah, hey! Let me to her other one.” Shiba says.

“This has nothing to do with the short dress she is wearing, right?” You ask.

“Maye just a little?” Shiba explains.

“Well, since you were honest.” You say.

Seems you are free to choose someone else to do nail art on. Who should you try?

[] Jager
[] Ryoko
[] Shiba
[] Plant
[] No one, be a parasite

>>33612773
>[] Shiba

>>33612773
>[x] Jager
Do the most childish things we can think of. Make her toes look like Candyland or something.

>>33612773
>plant

>>33612773
>[] Plant

>>33612773
>[] Jager

various faces of risa's expressions. happy, mad, extra happy, too fucking happy, LOKI face

>>33612773
>[X] Jager
Apples and wolves.
Apple wolves?

>>33612773
Plant. It has to be the Plant.

>>33612773
>[] Plant

>>33612773
>[X] Plant
Flowers, rainbows, 9/11, cats

>>33612773
We've been getting along better with Shiba lately, but-
>[] Jager
Apples, cogs, fluffy tailfluff, and happy lizard faces.

Looks like plant is winning? Writing now

>>33613075
Looks like Horatio has finally outed themselves by showing up to Jim Jam night.

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You point at your plant and wiggle your fingers in a way which conveys your message to your ever mute plant. You get their foot and start putting on happy designs with pink, white, rainbows, and happy flower designs. Your movements are careful and precise and when you finish with one you happily move onto the other one.

“Hey, don’t you think you are teasing Ryoko a bit much?” Your plant implies by how they wiggle their feet.

“Maybe a bit, but masochists like to be teased right?” You ask making your plant look up confused at you. “Ah, right. You don’t know that sort of word yet do you?” Wonder if we ate Ryoko you think we would get the masochism power?

“Still, she is your cute student right?” Your plant implies by the way he waves off the other’s glances of confusion.

“Hm, I suppose that’s true. Still it is a bit hard on me you know? The meaty stuff just sort of flies over my head leaving me confused and I don’t know how to bond with them? How the bloody hell am I supposed to figure it out?” You ask.

You let out a laugh at the joke they would probably say in reply and nod. “Right, got you. Fine, I’ll keep that in mind.” You say finishing up the foot. “There. Nice, prim, and proper it is.” You explain nodding.

“There! Look sensei.” Ryoko smiles happily.

She seems to have drawn hearts and some sort of flower on your nails. You don’t quite get it so you raise your hand. “Right then. Shall we change places?”

“You don’t have to sensei! I mean, I wouldn’t mind just doing it for you.” She explains. But that notice me thing is sort of grating isn’t it?

“Nah, plant has the best aesthetic sense out of all of us.” You explain handing your leg to plant. Ha, handing leg.

“I see.” Ryoko says.

Well, who shall you use as a canvas now?
[] Jager
[] Ryoko
[] Shiba
[] No one, you parasite.

>>33613683
>[] Ryoko

>>33613683
>[] Ryoko

>>33613683
>[x] Ryoko

I guess we should try to make her feel special. But man, how are we gonna simmer down those "NOTICE ME SEMPAI!" waves to a manageable level?

>>33613892
Knock her up and then leave and never pay child support?

>>33613683
>[X] Ryoko
She is going to cream herself from Risa fondling her foot

>>33613683
>[] Ryoko
I'm a little worried Jager might be a little left out here being not at all involved, but we can't not do Ryoko after the whole faux modest denial/oh please yes thing.
Our little scrubzerker seems to be treading dangerously closer to yandere territory.
And on that note, I sleep.

>>33613929
Risa is British not black

>>33613929

How is uppercutting her going to help anything?

>>33613683
>Ryoko

Write Property of Laughing Genocide in heiroglyphs on her toes.

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“Fine, Ryoko gimme yer foot.” You command.

“Eh? R-Right. Please take care of me.” She says in a very confusing manner.

“I really don’t get kids today.” You sigh taking her foot and starting on a multi-toed image of The Sistine Chapel.

“Here, I guess you can work on mine.” Jager sighs entrusting herself to Ryoko.

Ryoko narrows her eyes and nods as if confirming something. She mutters something about aiming for the Harem End and you feel pity for someone named something Venus. You carefully construct the image of Adam and God detailing the creation of life but leave some hidden messages filled with hate because we already agreed we don’t like that bloke all that much.

You see Ryoko is focused on making small talk with Jager and moving her fingers sort of strangely so you have plenty of time to focus on your artwork. You carefully craft the earth, and cities. You create the garden and tell of Sin-Fin really wanting an apple for some reason then getting kicked out. You add a small image of you and Sin-Fin riding motorbikes into the garden to set it on fire while dressed like Road Warriors just to complete the story the way you want.

“Ah! Sensei, be gentle that tickles.” Ryoko says and you look up.

You seem to be the last one so you carefully finish the image of Sin-Fin moltoving the tree of knowledge with one hand while keeping a vice grip on Ryoko’s foot with your other because seriously she keeps twitching. You nod satisfied at the work and release Ryoko who seems to be blushing. “Ah, sensei you were so rough.” She sighs.

“R-Right. Anyway, if that’s done why don’t we-“ Jager starts looking concerned at Ryoko.

“Play cards!” Ryoko says getting pumped for this.

“Cards? What kind old maid?” Shiba asks.
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“Fu fu, silly shiba. In this situation he only thing we can play is poker.” Ryoko explains.

“I don’t have any money.” Jager replies. “Hueco Mundo was pretty much socialist.”

“In that case if we play strip poker we don’t have to worry about this right?” Ryoko asks.

Jager tilts her head and crosses her arms looking rather confused. You turn to her and mimic her gesture making her give a quick smile. “Ah, no. I am just getting this weird sense of déjà vu.”

“Huh. Well, that isn’t exactly even. I mean Sin-Fin is only wearing that dress so it doesn’t seem very fair right?” Jager points out.

“I think it’s a good idea.” Shiba says eagerly raising her hand. Damn werewolf.

“I do not… care.” Sin-Fin notes holding eye contact with your plant who seems like a deer caught in the headlights.

“Sensei, what do you say? It’s a nice idea right?” Ryoko asks.

[] Sure, fine.
[] Jenga would be best
[] Let’s just go to sleep
[] Other, please specify
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>>33614644
Twister. And I'm not just saying that because it would be incredibly easy for us to cheat.

>>33614644
>[] Sure, fine.

>>33614644
>[] Sure, fine.

>>33614644
>[] Sure, fine.

>>33614644
>sure fine
That or strip dodgeball

>>33614691
Twister sounds fun.

>>33614951
Strip dodgeball also sounds fun.

>>33614644
>[X] Other, please specify
>>33614691
Gonna third twister.

>>33614691
>Shapeshifting
>Limb detaching
>Portal shenanigans
Risa is the ultimate Twister champion

>>33614644
Strip Poker, followed by Twister.

>>33614644
Yeah strip poker sounds fun.

Let's see if any of them remember to send Plant away.

>>33615286

But everyone's a girl! Surely there's nothing lewd going on here.

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“Oh fine then. Just keep shiba of the furniture.” You command.

“Wait, what does that mean?” Shiba wonders.

I don’t know. “Evidently I don’t know.” You reply.

You set up the game and start dealing the cards and see that your plant and Jager are not in the circle. “Jager, why are you not filling the fantasies of Ryoko and getting over here to act all fluffy and potentially werewolfy?” You wonder.

Jage looks up from her bed where she has already started watching another movie with your plant. “I’m not really comfortable getting naked together in a whole group of people.” She answers looking at some of the videos.

“My harem end.” Ryoko mutters and you are certain there is screaming going on inside her right now.

“We will just watch some movies up her.” Jager replies.

No matter! The hands are dealt and the game is afoot. How do you play?

[] Aggressively
[] Defensively
[] Other, please specify

>>33615712
>[] Aggressively

Take no prisoners!

>>33615712
Agressively!

>>33615712
>[x] Aggressively

be aggressive
B-E AGGRESSIVE

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>>33615712
>“My harem end.” Ryoko mutters
kek

Jager needs to put on the damn collar already.

>>33615712
>[X] Aggressively
Blitz em

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You curse your inability to see Jager’s delicious… Jagers? During this event. “Wait, hold on, I don’t actually know what that means.” You say tilting your head. Just go with it.

“Well it’s fine. Like this I will get a chance to see sensei in her birthday suit.” Ryoko lets out a small laugh.

“Your sensei isn’t going down without a fight.” You say back shuffling the cards like a mad woman.

“Okay, let’s see just what I can do here.” Shiba says rolling up her large sleeves.

Sin-Fin just sits down and looks over her cards calmly as you deal them out. The players look over their cards and the game begins. You decide to play aggressively and start attacking any signs of weakness from the other players. Of course this also means when you lose you lose hard. In the first round you manage to knock Sin-Fin out and, as she only had the one, and that makes Shiba vulnerable. Ryoko has Sin-Fin assume some slightly immodest poses which just makes it easier to start attacking Shiba.

However you are not perfect and as a result you end up topless within a few rounds. Shiba is down to her last piece of clothing and is turning a bright red while keeping herself covered and shaking a little. Her eyes keep glancing over to Sin-Fin’s sinful Fin’s.

You hear Ryoko let out a sigh as she sniffs the clothes she got from you. “Ah, sensei’s top. It smells like you. Sensei.” She sighs rubbing her cheek against it.

Currently it is Ryoko, you, then Shiba with Sin-Fin already out. It looks like you are coming up on the end game.

[] Go aggressive, no risk no reward.
[] Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bit
[] Other, please specify

>>33616080
[x] Other, please specify
Batshit stupid with bluffs on bluffs on bluffs

>>33616080
>[] Go aggressive, no risk no reward.

>“Ah, sensei’s top. It smells like you. Sensei.” She sighs rubbing her cheek against it.

AureolinVenus please.

>>33616080
Can we use our Armageddon causing reality hacking powers to cheat at a card game?

>>33616080
>[] Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bit

let the scrubs duke it out

destroy the winner

>>33616080
>[x] Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bit

>>33616168
I'd rather not

>>33616080
>[x] Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bit

But let us assist by making some crazy bluffs and stuff to shake things up.

Defensive it seems

>>33616080
>You hear Ryoko let out a sigh as she sniffs the clothes she got from you. “Ah, sensei’s top. It smells like you. Sensei.” She sighs rubbing her cheek against it.
i think that one stalker chick switched places with ryoko

>>33616080
>[X] Other, please specify
We need to knock Shiba out so we can stare Ryoko in the eyes and go all in while not even looking at our cards.

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You decide to play defensively, hoping Shiba and Ryoko would knock each other out. However like lesbian sharks they seem to be able to smell your weakness. With their werewolf power or something. You pull back and Shiba jumps at the chance not to get knocked out and you are quickly in the loser’s circle.

“Wah! Sin-Fin, my student is scary!” You complain to your fellow loser.

“Heh, with this maybe I might be able to survive a little longer.” Shiba sighs relieved.

However she made the fatal mistake of being the one to end up with your knickers. You feel a chill fill the room and look over to see Ryoko with predator’s look to her eyes. “Sensei’s underwear.” She mutters with her gaze locked on Shiba.

Shiba doesn’t stand a chance. It is over in a flash with Ryoko taking everything in a big sweep of risky moves. “Stupid kids! They cheat!” You protests. Actually you cheat most times.

“Ah, you done?” Jager asks looking over at you, shiba, and the fin huddled together while Ryoko practically glows. “Now give them their clothes back and we can do something else.” Jager explains.

“Haaah? Like, no way. I am totally keeping all of these.” She counters.

“You can’t just have them sit around naked the rest of the night.” Jager explains.

“Don’t worry, I am pretty sure I can warm sensei up as much as she wants.” Ryoko says holding her cheeks as if her smile was about to break her face. We make good descriptions.

Hm, what to do here.
[] Have Jager give you some clothes to wear.
[] Tell Jager you are fine as is
[] Have Jager try to win them back for you
[] Other, please specify

>>33616713
>[] Have Jager try to win them back for you

Avenge me!

>>33616713
>[] Tell Jager you are fine as is
tease being a nudist
then
fluffy tail cloak

>>33616766
actually fuck my idea

go with >>33616764

>>33616713
"If you want me to wear clothes again tonight, it looks like you'll have to win them back."

>>33616713

Hmm, I'll support this:

>>33616766

It'll cover Risa's naughty bits in the most tasteful ways. Maybe?

>>33616713
>[] Have Jager try to win them back for you
But not Plantdoka, she/he's too pure

"Ryoko, I know I'm possessed of Cult Leader levels of Charisma and Insanity, but how hard you've fallen for me and continue to fall is a tad strange. I'm entirely flattered, and once I get something resembling a sex drive back you're on the list for the welcome back Risa pre armageddon Promiscuity Tour, but I am concerned you are reaching Snow Queen levels of obsession. I worry about you, best scrub. In an entirely self serving and selfish way? But I do worry,"

>>33616713
>[] Other, please specify
Illusion some clothes back on. I'm pretty sure we're good enough to make them basically real.

>>33616766
Yeah that sounds good.

Looks like jager winning them back for you is edging ahead.

>>33617220
But Jager, it defeats the integrity of strip poker to just put different clothes on afterwards! Now, if you were to win them back fair and square in a double-or-nothing situation... [eyebrows eyebrows wiggle wiggle nudge nudge wink wink]

I wonder if this whole thing will make her want to wear the collar to fit in better or if she'll become more adamant in her moral highground mumbo jumbo

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You know, with how much you math I am sort of surprised you are not awesome at Poker. “Well, to be fair, everything I know about math also tells me none of this can actually be happening. So I think we can all agree that we need to adjust a few numbers here and there.” You explain. “Anyway, it looks like I have to go naked the rest of the night. Unless, of course. You win back our clothing from the best scrub who is honestly getting a bit too happy with her victory.”

“You can always join me sensei. In some double or nothing stakes.” She says her eyes flashing.

Jager sighs and considers it for a moment. “Fine, I’ll win your clothes back.”

You feel a wicked grin take your face as Jager climbs off the bed to deal justice on Ryoko. Your grin goes wider when she opens up a pamphlet about how poker scores hands. As the game begins and Jager already loses her top and shyly covers herself you know this is going to end well.

As Ryoko deals another hand you see her lick her lips while staring at Jager’s abs and- ah. I forgot about that. “Forgot about what? The abs? Monologue I don’t like it when you leave open ended statements like that.” You explain as Jager looks over her hand.

No it’s just when you were a plot rock she played a game of poker against Beelzebub and she got a little twisted is all. “Twisted how?” You wonder.

Your question is answers as Jager gets a big smile and shows her hand. Ryoko frowns and gives up some of the clothing letting Jager make herself decent but you can already feel the change in the air. “What’s wrong Ryoko? You are looking uncomfortable. Didn’t get a good hand? Or maybe you did and it’s just in that weird between place. Hey, you won’t get anything if you run you know. Play. Come on Ryoko, don’t you want to see? Aren’t you interested?” Jager asks.
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Ah. Weird.

Jager starts overwhelming Ryoko with careful bluffing and totally overwhelming abilities. You are already dressed while Ryoko is left wearing only a sign around her neck which says “Warning: Unable to control desires.”

“Jager, Ms. Jager, I’m sorry. Please give me my clothes back. I am reflecting on what I did honestly.” Ryoko mewls and then seems to realize something. “Wait, isn’t this sort of high level teasing?” She asks.

Jager pours out a glass of ice water on Ryoko’s head and she slumps. “I’m very sorry. I’ll try to keep myself under control.” Ryoko explains.

Jager sighs and finally hands Ryoko back her clothing which she quickly jumps back into. Note to self, never play against Jager.

“Well, now that that’s over with how about…”

[] Jenga, you are boss at Jenga
[] What about that video game the young’uns are always playing
[] Time for the sleep place
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33617538
Strip Twister

>>33617538
How late is it right now?

>>33617538
>[x] What about that video game the young’uns are always playing

is mario party a thing yet?

>>33617617
I dunno, but I'm pretty sure that Captain Crunch game that came with the cereal is a thing.

>>33617538
>[] What about that video game the young’uns are always playing

>>33617617

Why would we ever want to play that? Don't we like having Jager and Ryoko and Sin-Fin as our friends?

>>33617857
if I wanted to ruin friendships, I'd have suggested monopoly

>>33617538
Strip Twister or Pin the Detached Fluffy Tail on the Ryoko.

Both will end well and with much blushing.

>>33617857
>>33617883
These are both great ways to ruin friendships. Maybe a fight to the death would be less risky.

>>33617617
Mario Kart 64 is the game they keep playing.

>>33617579
>>33617906
Why? Jager just got our clothes back. She'd be all pissy if we did this and I don't wanna deal with that.

>>33617538
>[x] What about that video game the young’uns are always playing

>>33617538
>[] What about that video game the young’uns are always playing

The Last Supper Nintendo and the Book of Sega Genesis

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“We have a TV why don’t we play that one game Samantha keeps playing?” You ask.

“Samantha?’ Ryoko asks.

“No, the other Ryoko!” You say with a smile.

Technically Ryoko is the other Ryoko since Kyoko came first and then you met Ryoko after you met Jager and Jager. “I am suddenly regretting their name. Anyway, you lot have that special video game thing. I am not good at it but let’s give it a go.”

You open up the door to Jager’s room and sonido into the play area. You get the game system and sonido back. You start plugging random wires into the TV. You look at the colors and become confused and angry. You summon cero energy and take aim at the TV ready to take care of your little problem. “Sensei! Stop!” Ryoko shouts wrapping her arms around your abdomen.

Ryoko sets you down and goes behind the TV. She starts plugging and unplugging various things and finally you see the happy pixels on the TV showing a happy colorful image of Mario Kart 64. You look terrified at the controller with three prongs.

You grab Ryoko’s hand and look at it over then back to the controller. You feel Ryoko’s arms get goose bumps at your gentle examination of her hand and you feel her shift a little. “Sensei, um. A-are you, is something wrong?” She asks.

“How do you hold these controllers? There is no number of hands or fingers which would make sense over this device.” You protest.
(1/2)

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Before Ryoko can do anything your plant holds up his controller in a way that both confuses and angers you. You let your hand and bones grow over the purple see through controller and get grips on your buttons. Your group plays the game for a while, you not actually doing that well with Ryoko and Sir Fluffy leaves keeping the front. You are not good at vidya.

It is getting late so you all pile into Jager’s bed in some giant pile of female stuff. You sleep well, warm in the strange pile and sleep. You press your cheek against Jager’s stomach and enjoy the quiet night. You spend it dreaming you are in an amazing music video full of zombies and you are dressed in tight leather and bring about the end of days.

You way up with Ryoko pressed against your back and her hand up your shirt and another on your thigh. You wiggle out of her grip and get dressed for the day. It is morning. You are dressed. What shall we do?

[] Go check the computer
[] Go back into the snuggle pile
[] Go see someone else
[] Other, please specify
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>>33618625
>[] Go see someone else

lets see the knowledge god

>>33618625
>[] Go check the computer

>>33618652
Pretty sure he said he wants something from us or something. Just asking didn't work last time.
Which makes me wonder why we let him live in the first place.

>>33618625

> Death drums, take three
> Then Azzy, she probably knows about or how to handle magical girls

>>33618754
he probably wants panties or a playboy

Ok. Tonight is the hospital spooking. I can't remember exactly how many days it is until talking to Gabe, but it has to be coming up soon.

>>33618806

Are we going to being extorting knolwedge from the dirty old scarecrow god by setting up an effective "pay per view" service next to his little offshoot?

>>33618844
just get a hula hoop and a bikini and he'll be talking a mile a minute

>>33618887

Well, I mean cable TV and VCRs are apparently also a thing.

>>33618625
>Go check the computer
Technology go!

>>33618908
we just don't the patience to deal network executives

>>33618786

Would Azzy enjoy the company of dirty old scarecrow god?

>>33619166
what wouldn't Azzy enjoy?

>>33618786
>>33618625

If you are waiting on a majority consensus, I'll rescind my vote toward this, leaving a clear majority with computers

>>33618625
>[] Go check the computer

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You decide to check up on the computer. You feel reality break and snap in a few places and look concerned at the bright sunlight and swear at whatever sun god might be messing with you. You make it inside your room and push the on button on your computer. You try to connect to your regular trolling grounds but find a connection error. You push some buttons but nothing happens.

You see a help line listed on the error message and decide to give it a go. You push some random buttons on your land line and drum your fingers against the table, your nails chipping into the wood. Finally someone picks up.

“Hello tech support this is Kunal how may I be of assistance?” The man on the other end asks his accent heavy.

“H-hello? You are a person.” You note.

“Yes ma’am. How may I be of assistance?” He asks.

“My internet isn’t working. It isn’t working at all.” You explain.

Reality shimmers a little but you ignore it. “Okay ma’am I should be able to help you out.” You hear some click clacking from a keyboard. “Okay, what is your account name?”

“Risacat” You answer.

“Okay, you seem to have gotten some issues on various websites here. What may I ask were you doing looking up different gods?” He asks.

“Do I really have to?” You ask.

“Yes Ma’am it will really help us ensure your account won’t get messed up again.” He explains.

“Well mostly I keep looking for, you know, gods. To eat. In japan.” You explain.

“Okay ma’am, I am seeing your browsing history here. It seems you have not gone looking for Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto on the northern peninsula yet. Would you like me to send that to your account?” He asks.

“Wait, what? Uh, yes. Yes I would.” You reply.

“The sound of a keyboard and then the man speaks again. “Okay ma’am I have sent the information to your account. Is that all for today?”
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“No, no thanks for that.” You say confused.

“Okay, well I hope you have a nice day, call back if you need any assistance again and thank you for using [COMPANY NAME HERE]” He says as you hang up.

You blink and get the information from your account then go outside.

“Ah, Risa.” The little scarecrow says sighing. “Good morning. It seems one of the gates to the underworld have opened. I am uncertain who would do such a thing but it is letting the land of the dead leak into the world of the living. Likely something strong there will be trying to get out.” He explains.

“Well suddenly I get a lot of information, don’t I?” You ask.

Now what?
[] Go back to bed, this is too much to deal with.
[] Go see your snazzy
[] Talk to scarecrow
[] Call Mendel?
[] Other, please specify
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>>33619570
>[] Go see your snazzy

maybe she knows who is popping up to say hi
at least introduce her to knowledge god

>>33619570
>[x] Talk to scarecrow
"Pretty sure it's Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto. Any idea what they do, corndude?"

>>33619610
>“Okay ma’am, I am seeing your browsing history here. It seems you have not gone looking for Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto on the northern peninsula yet. Would you like me to send that to your account?” He asks.

>“Wait, what? Uh, yes. Yes I would.” You reply.

>“The sound of a keyboard and then the man speaks again. “Okay ma’am I have sent the information to your account. Is that all for today?”
I have no idea what just happened, but it almost seems like the universal tech support / take out service just sent us one Jap moon god.

>>33619570
>[] Talk to scarecrow

Gimme the dealio on this Moon God

>>33619570
>[] Talk to scarecrow
Ask him if he knows what kinds of things would even be capable of opening an underworld portal.

>>33619540
>Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto
Oh man. I just looked that guy up and he's almost as petty as we are. He killed the goddess of food because he thought the way she made food was gross even though it looked really good. Wow.

>>33619540
>Shadowruns Intensifies

>>33619570
>[X] Talk to scarecrow
Ask him what he means. Is it Hueco? Hell? Some other resting place for lost souls?

>>33619795
Hell is all of the 'lower' dimensions of various religions all smashed into one general area. The Japanese underworld would be part of that.

Tsukuyomi was imprisoned in the underworld. 99% sure it's this guy that's coming out.

And he's a big fucker. One of the main Shinto 7 important gods. Also he's either the cousin or uncle or half-brother of the leech dude we already ate. He came out of leech dude's dad's eye, so I'm not entirely sure on what that makes' them in terms of family name things.

>>33619945
Well, time to kill the moon again.

>>33619570
>[] Talk to scarecrow
"Northern peninsula, right?"

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“Is it tsukikuki mikito?” Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto. “Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto.” You repeat careful. “I really hate the names. I really hate them all.”

“The portal is in the south, not the north.” He replies.

So there are two minimum. “Who exactly would have the ability to open up the gate to this place? And what is it like anyway?” You wonder.

“Many are around with the power for that. Ware, ware, it could be the servants of the one. The gate to Yomi is being torn open by something outside and getting help from the outside. Whoever is trying to get in is likely not up to any good.” The scarecrow says.

“Huh.” You say tilting your head.

So thus far we have Magical Girls, two gods, demons, and a ton of other things. It looks like you have some choices to make.

Well, that’s a thing to deal with.

Hollow Quest Redux 96 end.

Getting really tired. Going to be open for questions/concerns/comments for a little bit. If the thread is still up when I wake up I will try to resume.

>>33620167
When ya think ya might get back up?

>>33620215
Very much depends on when I get to sleep. 10ish hours maybe.

first the moon
then its sailors
then we go back to get our undergrad in demon slaying
then the other god
then slay whatever kind of virginity Ryoko has left (black cherry, ear, whatever's left man)

>>33620167
Thanks for running!

>>33620167
Goddamnit, we are the worst at multi-tasking.

just something about SoL that makes everything feel slower..

>>33620167
>So thus far we have Magical Girls, two gods, demons, and a ton of other things. It looks like you have some choices to make.

Ok. Just making sure I have this more or less right.
>Magical Girls are... somewhere. The hospital and whatsherface are what we need to check to start that business going and they'll probably still be around for a little bit if we don't pick them as the very next thing.
>The two gods are moonman and ???. Moon is to the north and Mysterymeat is to the south. Mysterymeat would probably be somewhat vulnerable immediately after exiting the underworld, so there's time-sensitive ambush potential there. The same could be said for Moon since I'm pretty sure they just got dumped on north place, so they're also a potential ambush thingy.
>The college demons have long since bugged the fuck out because they got attacked by some kind of wacky knock-knock jokes angel, so really we're going to have to find new demons. And that's going to be annoying.
>There's angels all over the place. They move in packs and Gabe is in the neighborhood.
>Hellwyrm... eventually. That thing is probably wicked nasty bad and would kill us dedder than anything.


So the order in which we should probably hit these is Moon, then Mysterymeat, then Magical Girls, then Demons.


Also, mysterious tech support people reek of Lola.

>>33620424
Eh, to me it's more that it was finished off by a bunch of separate threats that we don't have time for. Especially considering we can't handle things one at a time.

>>33620459
Yeah, I think that's right.

>>33620459
Wait, I think the North is a trap.

Didn't anyone pick up that it was all too easy, that the ISP Tech Support being helpful as too convenient?
It's Loki, and I'm not using him as a joke.
This exact pattern was used by Loki before.

>>33620588
Yeah, that adds up I guess.

>>33620588
I think it's Lola.

Alternately, the north or south portal is actually part of the college demon plot and we caused them to accelerate.

As for our help line, I see a few options: Loki is back to get nommed, Lola is trying again, some upstarts or Mendel want to use us to weaken a big god and ourselves for a twofer, someone we ate has angry family coming, or things may actually be as they seem.

>>33620588
This really wasn't any more 'too easy' than the regular computer searching procedure is. We still have to go there and fight the thing, which is what happens every time we go on the computer. We find the location of [thing] and we go kill it. Loki traps are more of free instawin or free powerups for 0 effort, which this isn't. The reality breaky stuff is also a lot less subtle than Loki's was, which we had to roll 90+ to detect and ended up still being more subtle than this.

I think that whatever is coming through the south portal is trying to use Moondude as a distraction. They throw tsukiyowhatever at us and they walk out of their own portal unmolested.

>>33620459
>>33620483
Okay, you don't HAVE to get all the things. Why would you need to get all the things? These are things which are just available.
>>33620424
I sort of like slice of life stuff but after describing how our body blooms into a gore flower screaming darkness it is hard to get into the rhythm of it

>>33620859
>Why would you need to get all the things?
Because Risa's probably one of the most [Greedy], [Gluttonous] things that isn't Mephishphphpwhatever or Beelz themselves.

Ok. So it's almost a certainty that eating one of those gods would be enough spxp to finally acquire Zero.
What if it has the option of restoring a fatebreaker?

>>33620899
>Mephishphphpwhatever
That's Envy I thought. Greed is Mammon iirc.

>>33620859
I guess we don't have to get all of -those- things, but we're going to need to kill even more than all of the things currently available just to get The End unlocked and that's if we don't take any Copycat options or go for any other powers, so it doesn't hurt to try to scoop up everything.

>>33621103
>Squad 0 = 12*5 = 60spxp
>Moon Guy = ~20spxp
>Mysterymeat = ~20spxp
>Magical Girls = ???spxp we'll probably not end up eating them because people just like to say that Risa doesn't mind being evil even though they don't like going through with it. Might get a few spxp if the QBs are dicks.
>Demons = 0spxp (going for Masochism)
Total = 100spxp minimum. Probably closer to 170 if we kill every single thing we have the chance to kill and don't copycat.

>>33621188
We'd probably get about 10 from eating one or two mook demons while going for the main course.

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>>33620167
>comments
I finally got to Nejimaki Kagyu in my backlog. Now I can't stop picturing Ryoko as Kagyu.

>>33621517
I can just imagine Ryoko trying to marathon Doctor Who for her beloved sensei but she can't stand the show.

>>33621517
>Short girl who likes her sensei and punches the everloving fuck out of things
Yep. I can see it.

>>33620859
why be on Luci's level when we can be above it?

>>33621669
Eating all of those wouldn't even get us to Luci-tier. It would get us to, like, Odin-tier. Amon-tier at best.

>>33621704
not eating them gets us even less close.

the buffet never ends anon, don't fill up on bread

>>33621663
>>33621517
Kagyu is too pure to be Ryoko, though.

>>33621941
>implying Ryoko isn't pu-
pfffffffft

Ok. I coudn't say it with a straight face.

>>33621976
Speaking of Ryoko being a slut where did the smutfic writers go?

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>>33621941
Ryoko is lovable and adorable and best scrub.

>>33621976
After hearing Ryoko is aiming for the harem end I am waifuing her

>>33622171
I may be going for Ryoko mostly, but Sin-Fin is still the best.

When did our yankee delinquent girl become an otaku?

>>33622251
With the Ryoko end we can get both. If only we could get Jager okay with the idea

>>33622360
She needs to put on the fucking collar already.

>>33622366
We could always collar her. She will thank us after.

>>33622382
I'd rather have her ask to put it on.

We should totally take Whitey with us the next time we go out. I mean that's why we claimed her, right? Yet haven't used her talents at any point, what a waste.

Also I'm curious as to why anyone would want to break into Yomi. Probably to get something out. Angels are out, same with Mendel. Hellwyrm most likely too, don't see it being excited to break in again after finally getting out. So it's probably those Meph's demons whose summoning plot was foiled and who are now bruteforcing it. I want a rematch.

On the other hand, moongod. I guess he won't go anywhere and we can off him after that at our leisure.

>>33622476

How strong is Whitey again?

>>33622486
Going by her stats, pretty okay? She's supposed to be stronger than Zweitey. But we haven't seen her actually fight at full power.

>>33622503

Caede and Whitey for "That Guy" duo

>>33622465
What if she says no? I really want to get Jager in the harem circle

>>33622476
>We should totally take Whitey with us the next time we go out.
I'd rather not. Just taking people for the hell of it has not been working out well and Whitey is not really all that strong.

>Also I'm curious as to why anyone would want to break into Yomi.
Nobody is breaking in to Yomi. They're forcing open a door so that a god or something can come out. It's probably not the demons.

>On the other hand, moongod. I guess he won't go anywhere and we can off him after that at our leisure.
Yeah, cause that's totally how it went with Jörmungandr.

>>33622525
>Nobody is breaking in to Yomi
Technically, they are.
>The gate to Yomi is being torn open by something outside and getting help from the outside (inside, probably).

And if we go after moongod, the thing that's getting broken out will be at full power. Now we can jump the fucker. I'm not up to date with summoning, but during it the guy being summoned should be the at his weakest.

>>33622554
The same thing could be said for moongod. He just got summoned and letting him stew is just going to give him time to get back to full power or at least get his bearings. And he's not a pushover either.

>>33622569
We don't know for certain that moonguy got summoned and is now depowered. I'm still a bit iffy on that offer. Someone went through a lot of trouble to get us that info what with rearranging reality and all. If it's Lola, okay. If it isn't. fuck.

>>33622609
Ok. Let's assume that it is a sketchy trap set up by someone that can fuck with fate.

You know what that means? We show up and if we survive, we have a new target to go kill for regaining FBs.

>>33622731
It's either Loki or Mendel

>>33622772
I highly doubt it. Mendel's tech didn't even recognize fatebreakers and if Loki broke out of jail in less than a week, that's bullshit. Also this was way less refined than what Loki's done in the past.

>>33622772
what if its someone new?

or RoboThatcher?

Might as well bump this, in hopes of coming to a future consensus on what to target first.

If only we could split our resources into scout teams.

>>33622803
Whoever it is, they are Loki.

In disguise.

>>33624543
It could also be the guy behind the Yomi gate. Say he knows us and knows of our tendency to show up at the most inappropriate times. So we get thrown a hint right when the summoning thing goes off. The timing is suspiciously good.

>>33624594
We HAVE had our ear to the ground since forever.

That said, I think it's more someone trying to throw Risa at something she can't beat. THAT would be a Loki thing to do; cut off her internet then tap into the phone line.

Actually...shit, this is Loki thinking we can't beat Tsukiyomi.
Anyways, yeah. I suggest we try and make a bro out of this guy. He can't have been happy where he was, and since we intend to eat damn near everyone we come across....

Think maybe we can bring Snazzy along? She's probably pretty good at coercion.

>>33620588
>>33620712
I don't think anyone is left here and I just read up, but you guys do realize that as far as we know Lola doesn't have reality warping powers, and there was clearly reality warping.
>>33619540
>You decide to check up on the computer. You feel reality break and snap in a few places and look concerned at the bright sunlight and swear at whatever sun god might be messing with you.
and later
>“My internet isn’t working. It isn’t working at all.” You explain.

Reality shimmers a little but you ignore it. “Okay ma’am I should be able to help you out.” You hear some click clacking from a keyboard

The signs all point to someone or something that knows how to manipulate Risas crazy and can alter reality. So who would want Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto dead?

>>33622024
Finals week at my Uni. Can't be helped.

>>33624790
>I want to go befriend him!
plsno

>>33625686
Come on, he sounds like a really cool guy! Besides, he'll help us eat the other 6 major Shinto deities!

Just a thought, but has anyone considered sending out multiple teams to deal with the various problems? We've probably got enough to do it, what with our informal party size restrictions.

>>33625749
They'll get murdered for one. For two, those are less "problems" and more "meal tickets".

>>33625617
There was the whole tower incident where she fucked with everything around, amped up a demon, cut a city off from reality, and made a tower that defied physics.

>>33625728
Anon, it's not cute to pretend to be a jackass.

>>33625792
Eh, depends on who we send. We have a decent stable of capable dudes now.

>>33625856
But the goal is for us to eat them. We need the strength.
Admittedly, I would like them stronger too, but they are too far behind Lucifer's curve to take priority.

>>33625947
different anon here
The thing about the bigger kills in this setting is that they seem to turn into crystals that don't evaporate if left out for a while.

I don't like the idea of sending allies after things on their own, but if they did manage to kill whatever we send em after, then we could still probably eat it.

>>33625947
They could probably drag the corpse back for us y'know. Also, Calling it now, Kouta's girlfriend is one of the magical girls.

Also, we should keep Caede in mind for the collar. It would give a rather strong ally a significant boost, or allow her to be given strength by Azzy to become greater nobility of Hell.

>>33625994
Wow, nice.

Now that we're done with that, I still say we go after the portal in the south purely because there's a higher chance to jump the guy behind it.

As for the moongod, 3 possible outcomes.
1. it's a trap for Risa, so it will still be there after finishing off the south;
2. it's Lola, she's likely strong enough to keep the moongod safe until we get there after south;
3. it's a legit tip and we could lose him by going to the south.

Since there's a very small chance of it being 3, I say it's worth the risk.

>>33625977
Well, it would have the advantage of reducing the grind. Plus, they could probably handle it.
I mean, Our minions currently consist of: Sin Fin, Best Scrub, werewolf, Jagerbombs, THE GREAT ME, HellKnight, Twincies, A pair of captains that we allways forget about, and one heartbroken Nofungami. Most of them are at least marginally useful in a fight.

>>33625977
Depends what it is. Some stay, some evaporate, some could regenerate.

Another issue: only our inner circle of Sin Fin, Jager, and Ryoko are loyal enough to definitely bring it back. Others might see it as a chance to break free from us.

Oh! What if the guy suggesting Tsuki is the one who fucked with the shiningami souls?

Unrelated, we could try and work on stats with occasional spars, in this case to try and see how strong Monster is for example.

>>33625997
Caede's not getting it unless Jager decides she absolutely hates the thing with a passion.
And I kinda like the idea of putting it on Hiroshi. He's probably the second most stick-up-ass person besides Jager.
Caede would be a good choice too, though.
I wonder what Azzy would say about collaring Caede, tho.

>>33626063
>Depends what it is. Some stay, some evaporate, some could regenerate
What about demons? It would be pretty easy to convince everyone not to eat demons since we can explain to them that only we can handle the power ingestion. Everyone else's injection system will get fucked up.

>>33626104
Considering she told us that it would grant her a second domain, I think she'd be okay with it. But really, what is she not okay with except the pain in her leg?

>>33626063
>Hollows
Stay for a bit and then evaporate
>Shinigami
Same as hollows
>pagan gods
Turn into rocks
>Angels
Turn into Grace. Unknown if persists in environment or if evaporates. Containment without consumption possible, but procedures unknown to us.
>Demons
Evaporates, though their corpses seem to persist slightly longer than Hollows
>Norse god / frost giant-ish things
Corpse stays around for quite a while. The fact that it took so long to process Fenrir makes me think he wouldn't have evaporated any time soon.
>Old One
Turn into rocks. Some regen, some don't. Squad 0 was closer to Old One than anything else and their rocks didn't regen.

>>33626144
Other Hollow systems would. Caede could eat it easily. Shinigami probably have no way to ingest them. Sin Fin might be able to handle them though...

>>33626148
Azzy didn't tell us that, Azure did during the meta.

>>33626171
Grace evaporates the fastest.

>>33626063
>Another issue: only our inner circle of Sin Fin, Jager, and Ryoko are loyal enough to definitely bring it back. Others might see it as a chance to break free from us.
Plant's pretty loyal too. Still, all we've gotta do is send Ryoko as part of a team that's going after a god and tell her that we're counting on her to bring back our meal. You don't think that she'll let sensei down, do you?

>>33626171
>Squad 0 was closer to Old One than anything else and their rocks didn't regen.
Monster said they have killed a member of Squad Zero in the past. So there was either even more of them at some point or they do regenerate and the rocks only need time/assistance.

>>33626372
Or they ate it instead of wandering around the SS deathtrap to scrape other crystals off the walls.

>>33626425
I don't think they can eat them. Crystallized blood is one thing, godrocks are another. Unaugmented shinigami can eat the former, but for Risa to eat the latter God had to diddle her soul parts.

>>33626273
Just saying, there are more variables here that may work against us than cared for, and this is all disregarding other aspects like us being the strongest and complete lack of knowledge meaning we may lose our favorites.

>>33626453
There's the possibility that it worked there because SK modded Squad 0 to be compatible with OO boosts, so their crystals have a pretty good chance of being at least somewhat compatible with shinigami.

>>33619570
...did the Hindus just send us to do a driveby on a competitor?

Just wanted to suggest that if it really is a hell gate in the south the angels would jump on it real quick. I would say we go there to stop an invasion but it would more likely become a team effort with the angels. I'm still undecided myself, but lending towards going south.

>>33627675

It's quite possible. There's bound to be at least a few other pantheons who are biding their time and are just manipulating things behind the scenes while they do so.

>>33627730
When are the greeks gonna show up?

I don't know about you, but I wanna nom on Dionysus. God of Madness oughta give us some DAMN fine bonuses.

>>33627838
A good number of them, If not all, are probably gone. There are lots of groups out there hunting down gods, and the Greeks seems like they would all die together in a cinematic battle directed by Liebsman.

>>33627908
Wouldn't we have heard about it?

Additionally, there's always Kronos. Eating HIM would be hella fun~

>>33627921
if only we could dump the whole of tartarus into our gaping maw

>>33627988
>>33627921
>>33627908
Well there's the universal destabilization roll or whatever it's called again. It hasn't come up in a while has it?

>>33627988
>Hyperion for our electricity element
>Kronos because fatebreakers
>Jager gets Atlas because his abs are the only ones that come close to matching hers, and that level of ab ad-on can only be good
>Sin-Fin can have Nix
>Tartarus itself, since it's an abomination like us

While we're there, we might even be able to hook up Snazzy with Cupid. Also, Cupid is an evil motherfucker, don't question that.

>>33628057
>Mixing Kronos and Chronos
Fail.

>>33628105
They're the same Deity. Kronos is the more greek spelling of the name, but Chronos and Cronus are also acceptable. They all refer to the same Titan

>>33628156
Nope. Cronus, Cronos and Kronos are all different spellings of the same deity. Chronos, the father of time, is different from Zeus's dad.

>>33628200
The titans had their domains just like the gods did, stupid. Kronos, Chronos, whatever you want to call him, is the Titan of time, husband to his sister Rhea, and by them they begot the various initial gods of Olympus.

Your confusion might arise from the fact that Saturn in Roman mythology is the Roman God of Time. Saturn is the Greek God Cronus' counterpart. However, in the Greek Pantheon, it is Kronos/Chronos who is the God of Time, not Saturn.

>>33628297
Nope. Chronos is an entirely separate god. Kronos had the domain of "King of The Gods" but was not, and had never been Kronos.

>>33628325
It's you versus every source I can find.

>>33628105
>>33628156
>>33628200
>>33628297
>>33628325
You're both nerds, we'll eat them all.

>>33628347
I can agree to this plan.

>>33628339
>>33628297
What sources are you talking about then? Because even a quick glance on Wikipedia proves you wrong and >>33628325 right. Though Chronos is apparently frequently confused for Kronos.

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You are Risa Schrodinger, and you avoid making commentary about when I say this because last time you did I made you forget Belgium. You just got a lot of help from some tech support guy about a god and you have no frame of reference for if that’s weird or not so it just sort of happened. They have a frame of reference, but you don’t. Anyway, you also learned about a potential breach into Yomi which is causing funky things to happen in the south. Someone is breaking into the soul clink. The ghost joint. Lockup. Nick.

You stop thinking of different nicknames for a ghost prison and wonder who could break into the place. Also you think about that tsumumblecough and the tasty things they might have. From within the shrine you hear people waking up and getting ready to face the day. Of course you also have a lot on your plate as is and again you are not behind a curve of any sort. Also tonight you promised Kouta you would be spooky so he can sleep with his girlfriend or something, I honestly wasn’t paying attention.

“When do you ever?” You ask.

“When do I ever what?” The tiny scarecrow asks.

“Not you, monologue. Anyway I guess we should do something.” You sigh.

[] Go see Snazzy
[] Ruffle Jager’s hair
[] Make plans about where to go
[] Other, please specify

So have we reached something of a consensus on north versus south? Or is it "fuck it, roll a dice scaredy cat"

>>33628363
>[] Make plans about where to go
I'm still in favor of forming two groups to handle two separate problems.

>>33628363
>Go see Snazzy

I want her opinion on whether we can talk Tsukiyomi into helping us eat the other Shinto main deities.

>>33628363
>[] Make plans about where to go
I want more fighting. This time with a victory at the end.

>>33628363
>[] Ruffle Jager’s hair
>[] Make plans about where to go
Personally, I hope we head South. North reeks of trap.

>>33628325
>>33628200
Yeah na, your wrong.

Course all this talk of the Titans has me wondering as they weren't actually gods were they? More like embodiments of what exists without needing faith than beings powered by faith. Wonder what their roll in this universe is.

Could be that they are powered by belief but a very primitive version, like the first act of understanding the universe created them or some such.

Wait, would that make them science gods? Powered by physics?

>>33628476
Do you want references?

>>33628476
You mean...when we were bending time and space and the laws governing them over a table and making it do what we want...ohgod those poor titans must fucking hate us

>>33628496
I've read enough mythology to know that's wrong, but carry on anyways.

>>33628363
>[] Make plans about where to go
kill moon man

>>33628363
>[] Ruffle Jager’s hair
>[] Make plans about where to go

>>33628526
Okay:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronus
http://www.waggish.org/2013/father-time-chronos-and-kronos/

And, surprisingly enough, Yahoo anwsers actually has the most coherent explanation, which references. Did not expect that:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100211082428AAX0ha6

TDLR: Chronos and Kronos/Cronos/Cronus are different dieties that have been confused and conflated for literally thousands of years. Also, Greek Mythos is a self contradictory mess.

>>33628363
>plan
Go south to the hellgate. The angels are sure to fight, meaning the fight might not be so hard. It's also time sensitive, where as the other options are only possibly time sensitive. Not happy making a move on the god up north without third release as well.

>>33628365
Doesn't look like it, just came up with some ideas and suggestions. And then shot most of them down and talked about the Greeks.

>>33628632
The angels might classify that as 'human matter' and do jack shit, depending on who is summoning what.

>>33628613
These references seem to ignore Chaos roll in the creation of the world, implying it was first Chronos, in fact it makes no mention of Chaos at all. Does this make Chaos and those first spawned from it post-socratic mythology?

Rolled 1

>>33628745

Sasuga HQR.

>>33628363
>[X] Make plans about where to go
We should head south, Scarecrow dude is more trustworthy than Tech support. Though the trip should happen tomorrow as we don't want to let our scrub down.

>>33628363
>[X] Make plans about where to go
Wherever those magical girls are.

>>33628363
I would say plan to head south, because I still think it may be because of the demons from college. Then drop by quickly to scare people and make everything ticklish, then we eat another moon.

>>33628833
I think So? Again, Greek Mythos is somewhat self contradictory, as expected from something that evolved over thousands of years. Ask a Christian for a coherent explanation of the trinity for example.

>>33628950
Alright, I can see where your coming from.
This requires further study.

Of course, all the talk of the Greek pantheon requires that Christianity God didn't kill and eat them for more oomph in the angels

>>33628950
>>33629055
It only matters for the one making the gravestones.

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“Make plans where to go.” You say. Okay, what are you thinking? You start to sweat a little and glance around. “Make plans where to go!” You say again. That doesn’t actually provide any context for what your plans are going to b- “Make plans where to go!” You shout. Stop saying that!

“Fine.” You say sighing. “We could split up.” You point out. You are assuming that no one will get got from the event. Not only that but you are kind of a control freak and you don’t totally know just how long all the stuff will last without getting eaten. Unless, of course, you want the other to eat it which is sort of, you know.

You walk back into the shrine and tap your finger against your chin. You wander into Jager’s room and you see most evidence of last night’s debauchery has been cleaned up by your now waking companions. You wander over to Jager and begin ruffling her hair as you think. Your muscular wolf glances around as you feel the almost silky smooth soft hair slip through your fingers. You nod as you continue ruffling.

“Risa what are you doing to my head?” Jager asks.

“I am mussing up your hair. Maybe your brain with it too, I don’t rightly know how hair ruffling works in these sorts of situations or how lewd it is.” You say remembering one of your comics goes almost pornographic with their hair ruffling.

“Any particular reason why you are messing with my hair?” Jager asks as you lightly trace your fingers over her scalp.

“Probably because it is the perfect length for ruffling. Also it is soft, smooth, warm, and smells nice.” You reply.

You feel Jager shift a little. “Well thanks. That doesn’t explain why you are messing with it though.”

“It is to help me think and make my decisions about where to go.” You say moving your fingers slowly and feeling the black softness slip around your fingers messily. “Is it uncomfortable?” You wonder.
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“A little ticklish I suppose.” Jager answers.

You continue gently toying with her hair and feel a strange shiver run up your spine as if you were being tickled lightly to the point of goosebumps or something. You see Ryoko glance at you and you wonder if you are making a funny face. Finally you nod and let Jager go. “Then I must go south. To the forgotten deserts of… someplace.” There are no deserts in Japan.

“Going south? Why Sensei?” Ryoko asks.

“Well, you know. Grown up stuff.” You reply carefully.

So you are going to the south; maybe into an off branch of hell. Will you go alone? With company? Naked? Now? Later? So much to do so little time.

[] Wait until tomorrow
[] Go now
[] Other, please specify
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>>33629144
>[] Wait until tomorrow
We have to scare Kouta's girlfriend, who most certainly isn't a magical girl.

>>33629144
>[] Wait until tomorrow

first wingman for Kouta, then we kill the moon man

>>33629144
>[] Go now
The ritual is sort of underway...

Take only the plant.

>>33629055
>>33628950
Wait, did an argument on 4chan end in decency and agreement rather than shitflinging?

>>33629144
Now is better in this case, and we have a day to kill anyway. If we pop up, beans Pam everything to bits and eat, then go back we can be done fast, too.

>>33629144
>Wait until tomorrow
>Go naked
>Hey, bring some stuff from Azzy's lusty care package with us when we help out Kouta tonight. Maybe it'll help set his post spooky mood.

>>33629144
>[] Go now

I guess Plant

Do we need to bring others?

>>33629249
God dammit spellcheck, beamspam.

>>33629144
>>[x] Wait until tomorrow
We must be their for him in this, the SUMMER OF HIS MANHOODENING!

>>33629200
/tg/ ladies and gentlemen, why go anywhere else?

>>33629301
You know who probably gives great advice on manhood, FUEGO!

>>33629272
>>33629169
>>33629168
Just a reminder, we are talking about going to see what is currently punching into our world, and it may not be there tomorrow.

You guys want to pop over to the south and politely ask them to wait because we have to do a party trick for some kid?

>>33629144
>[] Go now
Take Fuego, Caede and Engelbert.

>>33629322
Sure, why not?
>>33629321
Noted and ignored

>>33629144
>[] Go now

>>33629144
>[] Wait until tomorrow

>>33629144
>[] Go now
Henrietta, Ryoko, Caede

>>33629307
Fffffff, we need Fuego to tell Kouta how to treat a lady right for the big night.

>>33629144
>[] Wait until tomorrow
It's just a single day

Okay, what the fuck is this retardation. Azure do a final destination.

>>33629144
>>[] Go now

If we do go now, leave the plant. we gave our word to kouta

>>33629144
>>[] Wait until tomorrow

Okay, please type the number, and just the number, of the one you want. No linking, no green texting, no explaining, no punctuation.

1 Go now
2 Wait until tomorrow

Will tally in 5 minutes

>>33629385
Then as she reaches peak heat and flow like magma turned lava as the earth's womb exposes itself upon the air, UNLEASH YOUR SHINING RADIANCE THAT BLINDS ALL BUT IS NOT AS BRIGHT NOR AS SEARING HOT AS MY OWN AND GRANT UNTO HER PLEASURE LIKELY INFERIOR TO MY OWN SKILL

>>33629344
New idea! Have 42 follow Kouta and scare the pants off his girl while we go godslaying.

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>>33629443
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Have>>33629447 happen

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>>33629473

Not like it matters, but you know that vote doesn't count, right?

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>>33629493
oh dangit, my bad

And closed

seems we have to delegate Operation Wingman to some other hollow.

any suggestions for substitutions?

>>33629596
Lupinor. She always gets the shit jobs.

>>33629596
Shouldn't we have time to go fight the portal thing and then come back? It's morning now and OpWingman wasn't until tonight.

>>33629596
Literally anyone, they're all invisible to ordinary mortals. Ask Lupinor to find some among her scrubs, that's what they're for.

>>33629596

Never say never

>>33629613
Unless we have an investigation portion.

>>33629596
The plant already agreed to help with it and they have cloaking. I trust them to do a good job of be spooky.

>>33629628
Will there be? There's a big door that dudes are trying to brute force open and we're gonna go there and bash their heads in after they get all tired from working the door.

>>33629647
What if the door is hidden?

>>33629144
>Go now
A good majority of our missions don't last a full day, and these guys seem to be going full throttle. It will just be a matter of getting there and making our move.

>>33629658
Then there's a hidden door that's having so much power thrown at it that minicorn can feel it from here?

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“May as well go now then. Just pop down there, have a row, then back in time for tea.” You say. Why on earth do you think it will be that fast? “Because it will be? I mean, we have all day.” Ha ha ha, you’re adorable.

You wonder about the implications of that message. You think over who you can take and decide to bring

[] No one, go solo
[] Some people (Who?)

>>33629658
From Risa's sense of smell? I'd be impressed.

>>33629726
The plant.

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>>33629726
>[] Some people (Who?)
Ryoko, Caede, Sin Fin

>>33629726
>Go Solo
Leave a note for Jager and others.

>>33629726
>[x] No one, go solo

And maybe tell Kouta that things came up and we miiiiight miss the thing tonight but the plant is totally down to help I think and we trust them to be spookdorable.

>>33629596
Hopefully we will make it back in time. It's a full day after all.

>>33629726
Monster, Ryoko, Caede, Sin Fin, Shiba

>>33629736
>>33629779
And forget these, I'm reading on my phone so I was slightly behind.
Do think we should go with plant though. She and us are strong and the best at hiding.

>>33629726
>[x] No one, go solo

>>33629726

Plant

>>33629726
Screw it. We never have alone time anymore.
>[] No one, go solo
We can be the walking atrocity we were always meant to be.

>>33629898
I want to go alone but azure is being ominous.

>>33629726
>[] No one, go solo

>>33629726
Plant

Looks like most want to go solo

>>33629726
I will support plantbro or going solo.

>>33629726
>[] No one, go solo
Tell Plant that if we don't make it back in time, scare the shit out of Kouta for us.

I really want to bring Cassandra, but any allies might hold back our speed.

>>33630017
If they get in a box or behind a wall they have infinite speed.

>>33630048
Well then I have no regrets for voting for her after all.