>>33615681
>>Rendevoux with Miho.

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>>33615681
>Rendevoux with Miho.

Plan and prepare.

Fluffy Spy is now a hostage of Really Little Italy and we must negotiate.

I actually read that announcement in Momo's voice, distorted and all.

>>33615681
>>Rendevoux with Miho.

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>>33615681
>Rendevoux with Miho.
Past threads link: http://pastebin.com/pifB1Vq0
Quest to-do list: Solid Snake the Pizza girls tank team, ask Kay for the T28/95, taunt Shiho about how we're going to marry her youngest.
Pic: ever wonder how Shiho gets around?

>>33615681
>Rendevoux with Miho.
>>33615769
Same here
>>33615869
I am still rather happy to be the one to offer up that idea to taunt the Shiho

>>33615681
>Rape Shiho

>>33615681
>rendezvous

>>33615961
I can only see one of two responses from Shiho to that: 1. "that dishonorable failure is no daughter of mine, why should I care?" 2.
>Shiho thinks marriage, sees wedding, bad press from traditionalists, resulting grandchildren, barbarian about to take daughter's purity... Shiho.exe has entered a bloody rage, please reboot after target has been pulped and try again.
Either way, we're getting our hand crushed. and its still totally worth it.

>>33616188
If she does
1: Then Shiho is a heartless monster. We should no longer care what she says of thinks of us.
2: Flee with a smile on our face.

>>33616286
Just. As. Planned.
>ib4 BlackJack has been Tzeentch when he's bored.

>>33615769
we team Rainbow now.

You quicken your step as you head for the Student Council Presidential office. You want to beat Miho there, to get a chance to figure out what's going on with Anzu and the StuCo before you just walk in. Anzu is always an unpredictable quantity and you're never up for what you expect.

Unfortunately for your plan, Miho beats you there. Fortunately she's got the same idea as you- she smiles as your turn the last corner. "Good morning, Russells." She says warmly.

You nod and smile back. "Know what La Presidente wants?" You ask- the Spanish only confuses Miho for a second- she knows enough English that she's able to parse it, though. You actually don't know what languages she can speak; Japanese and passable English but you've seen her reading German-language armor manuals.

She shakes her head. "Maybe it's about the fight with Anzio?"

>Ear to the door, try to listen.
>Just get it over with.
>Other.

>>33617042
>Just get it over with.
we know by know to just bite the bullet.

>>33617042
>Just get it over with.

>>33617042
>>Just get it over with

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>>33617042
>Just get it over with.

>>33617042
>Rape Anzu

>>33617042
>>Just get it over with.

>>33617042

>Other

Have some lewd private time before entering.

We...Hold her hand.

And then we stick it up her butt...but we're going in dry.

Be back in 15-30 mins. got Stuff to do.

You shrug. "No way we're gonna guess out here-" You politely open the door for her. "After you, Commander." You say, sweeping your arm in. She blushes a bit as she walks in and you follow with a smile.

"Take the scenic route?" Anzu says, chewing on an early lunch. "We called three minutes ago." She sighs. "It can't be helped..." She looks over at her computer screen and smiles. "We got a call today- I believe our little publicity stunt is paying dividends..." She leans back and swings her chair back and forth.

"What do you mean?" Miho asks, walking with you up to the two conspicuously low chairs in front of her desk. "Who called?"

"His representative wouldn't say... Only that his client was very interested in our team after seeing Black Jack fight last weekend." Anzu says with a smile.

>"What do you mean? He couldn't call himself?"
>"Why drag us out of class? Just endorse the check, already."
>"What did they want?"
>Other.

>>33618221

>"What did they want?"

>>33618221
>>"What do you mean? He couldn't call himself?"
>"What did they want?"
:o

>>33618221
>"What did they want?"

>>33618221
>Anzu says with a smile.

>"What did they want?"
The Anzu trolling has begun. Again.

>>33618221
>"What do you mean? He couldn't call himself?"
>"What did they want?"
If its General Dynamics or anything military related, they can't have Rose, or anything less than all of us.

>>33618274
It's Miho's mysterious, absent father

Captcha says "father ingeRInc.... Captcha agrees!

>>33618221
>"What do you mean? He couldn't call himself?"
>"What did they want?"

>>33618293
If his name is Ezekyle, I'm going to die laughing.

>>33618293
>>33618331
I've got some news for you both.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1318555

>>33618386
great. now we'll have /u/ begging for lesbian sex scenes along with the current trolls who want to screw every thing with a vag in site./s
Other than that, I find it funny how EVERYONE wants to have Miho's children.

>>33618486
They have LGAQ for their lesbian antics, I don't think they'll bother us much.

>>33618486
Naah, for Nonna, Nodoka and Hana i figured they want Katyusha, Saki and Saori's children respectively.

>>33618486
> I find it funny how EVERYONE wants to have Miho's children.
Where are you getting that? The last panel?

Then you have a serious case of misunderstanding. Reading through the entire published work would clear up some context.

Well, this guy gets it >>33618538

>>33618536
But with Getrude seemingly on Natsuru track.....

>>33618548
>>33618538
point made, makes it even more funny.

>>33618561
She's dense as a brick of depleted uranium thanks to shitty voting/waifuing/etc by the participants.

>>33618536
>>33618561
Leave LGA topics to LGA threads.

We're talking about Shiho and her hypothetical life partner in this case anyway.

>>33618595
Nobody even think Shiho is divorcee or separated? Maybe Nishizumi's sisters father a military man? That might explain why he seemingly absent.

>>33618584
More like Schteel decided 'eh, screw you all'.

>>33618595
We could always have the tried and true "My dad died when I was just a baby, so I don't know much about him." trope to be used.

>>33618645
I always thought that, since he's never shown/talked about in canon.
>>33618687
1. that's mostly a copout used by bad writers. 2. I thought you people hated tropes?

>>33618645
I'm thinking that if the iPS cells thing has a basis (of sorts), then Maho and Miho might be conceived that way, but Shiho still needed a "stay-home-Dad-wife" since she's busy with her feminine duties of beating up 20 Panther tanks into twisted metal.

>>33618712
Shiho would never treat German tanks like that! She only does that to inferior T-34s and Shermans.

>>33618712
She got maids.

>>33618711
>1. that's mostly a copout used by bad writers
Not with good execution.
Now say Nishizumi Pops is a LE agency officer or military. Maybe he dies on duty, killed because he hesitant when handling some straggler. This shaped Shiho's philosophy on Senshado-almost no mercy.

>>33618769
>Shiho would never treat German tanks like that!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1454563

I'm on a roll today. Sorry I couldn't just post it as an image, otherwise the translations wouldn't be there.

>>33618811
>Sees excellent emotional back-story
that's why I said mostly, since things like this get written

>>33618860
>you're on a roll
and I just keep walking into this shit. you really expect me to keep up with what that site posts now?

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>>33618711
>I thought you people hated tropes?

Tropes are literary tools, dependent on execution. Two stories can have the same trope yet one story could be better than the other.

Cute tank girl pic not related.

>>33618939
Nah, take your own time with 'em.
They're pretty hilarious, though keep in mind that the material is not exactly confirmed canon.

>>33618939
Your hikki is inadequate

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>>33618956
true dat.
>>33618970
I get 'fanon'. Hell, I enjoy it as much as the original sometimes. just wish it wasn't so time consuming.
>>33618978
Unlike you 1%ers, I don't have parents who are loaded, and have to A. work for a living, B. go to college, but you are so wonderful. TL;DR, I know you're bad for me, but I just can't get enough.

>>33618221
>"What do you mean? He couldn't call himself?"
>"What did they want?"
What are you hiding you red-headed little troll? TELL ME NOW!

>tfw you manage to post two updates in your own quest in the time it takes BJ to post one

>>33619541
That's BJ for ya.

>>33619122
>Unlike you 1%ers

I'm a NEET, not a lazy rich cumslut, thank you very much.

"What did they want, then?" You ask, leaning forward. While expected a moment of fame within the tanking world, you didn't expect anything to come out of it this soon.

Anzu smiles and produces large manila envelope. "These were delivered to the school a few minutes after I got the phonecall." She slides it across the table- from the markings and postage it's clearly crossed the Pacific. "Addressed to you and Commander Nishizumi."

You reach out and slide the envelope into your hands before opening it and reaching inside and pulling the sheet of paper from within. The letter is short- barely more than a note or- actually it looks a hell of a lot like the kind of language and writing you saw in military dispatches.

>Cmdrs Russells & Nishizumi.
>Wish to invite you to my residence for discussions of Senshado and Armored Sports. Please find enclosed round-trip tickets. Hope you can afford time to come in person. Await your reply.

Two tickets slide out of the envelope as you finish reading. The letter isn't signed.

>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"Seems we have a fan- I'll do it."
>"What do you think Miho?"
>Other.

>>33619630
>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"What do you think Miho?"

>>33619630
1. What did I fucking say? Military.
>"What do you think Miho?"
>"You know anything about this Anzu? No holding back now."

>>33619630
>"No signature- color me creeped out."

NOPE!

No info on who this is. Not gonna do it.

>>33619630
Das creepy. Fortune favors the bold and all but just taking up the offer is rock stupid.

>>33619630
>"What do you think Miho?"
Man, that letter is too curt. Maybe it'll remind Miho of Maho's very same method of delivery regarding letters.

>>33619630
>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"What do you think Miho?"
MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR GET

>>33619630

>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"What do you think Miho?"

>>33619630
this: >>33619675
someone's gone to alot of trouble and money to invite us. Let's just get the info first.

>>33619630
>>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>>"What do you think Miho?"
Maybe they want us for their recruitment ad. Like that Dragon-slaying Marine one?

>>33619742
Wat. YT plz?

>>33619630
We must take it, in the name of actual happenings in the quest

>>33619802
True, but my brain only pictures clowns and handcuffs.

>>33619630
>Rape Anzu

>>33619844
come on, what's the worst that could go wrong?

>>33619630
>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"What do you think Miho?"
Didn't we have, like, a date/recon mission we were planning?

>>33619859
Clowns and handcuffs! What part of that was not clear!

>>33619764

Watch this and gawk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZ2fMHTvwk

>>33619866
the emphasis is on 'were'.

>>33619764
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pir1Hug-CEc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mplEt-7HNR8
Weird, i recall there are also the one with actual dragon.
Well, you got the Idea. Not even an USA but thanks to GK i learn that even Military have their own commercial.

>>33619630
>stick the address to go to into google

This is basic, people

>>33619899
>>33619909
I get that demographics have changed and more people like DnD/RPGs now, but Christ the Corp is desperate these days. Why can't the military just advertise what they actually DO?
>ib4 because nobody would join.
I think you'd be surprised.
>>33619963
Seconded. Vote for this as well!

>>33619909

The one with the actual dragon is >>33619899

>>33619963
To be fair, we are pretty basic people.

>>33619999
>I get that demographics have changed and more people like DnD/RPGs now

Actually that ad was from the 90's afaik

>>33620029

Yeah, I remember watching it when I was a kid.

>>33619963
+1 for finding identity!

>>33620029
>the 90's
The more I observe the 90's, the more I understand why the world is shit.

>>33619963
This.

>>33619963
upvoting.

>>33619963
This guy has it right.

>>33619742
is me, add >>33619963
to my vote.

>>33619963
Seconding.

>>33619630
>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"What do you think Miho?
+>>33619963
With our powers combined...

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>>33619963

Voting for this please!

If we're going to be using the computers, might as well meet Nekonyaa too.

>>33620210
VG gurl recruitment time naow plz.

>>33620209
>"No signature- color me creeped out."
>"What do you think Miho?
>stick the address to go to into google
clarifying/changing vote.

>>33620262
Lets do this!
If I was to pick a waifu, it would be Nekota

>>33620511
Keep your hands off my waifu!

>>33620511
yeah. Thing I find about most computer geeks, clean and dress them up, and you'll find that the're a real knockout.

>>33619963
Do we have an address? With as much trouble as this guy's taken to be anonymous, it's probably just tickets to LAX where we'll be met by a shady looking fellow and an unmarked limo.

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>>33620561
Can't we share?

>>33620819
No, but a duel for her affections is appropriate.

>>33620834
I'll get the mudpit.

"Yeah..." You say, putting the tickets back in the envelope before tossing it onto the table. "Can we just google him? I mean there's a return address on there and..." You begin, leaning back in your seat.

"Yeah, that's the first thing I did- return address is a shell address- there's like eighty corperations listing their address there..." She shrugs. "Those are first class tickets- non-refundable. Whoever this guy is he was willing to put down a few thousand in tickets without even knowing whether you'd come..."

You look over at Miho, who's looking over the letter herself. "What do you think?" You ask. She reads it over for a few more seconds, turning the paper over in her hands.

"I think fortune favors the bold." She says. "If there's a chance we could help the team... Besides I'd love to see your homeland, Russells."

>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.
>"I think its too risky without more information..."
>Other.

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>>33620571

>>33620861
>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.

>>33620861
>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.
fuck it, Going in feet first.

>>33620861
> Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.

I still say this smells of clowns and handcuffs.

>>33620850
>I think everyone here would rather we don't. Unless we each choose a champion...
In which case, it doubles as the bachelor party

>>33620861
>>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.
Hell, let's get kidnapped then. Would "Anywhere as long at it's with you, babe?" be too cheeky?

>>33620861
>>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.

Datecation with the Miho.

Unsupervised In AMERICA

Truly a glorious oppaitunity.

>>33620861
>>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
fucking thing sucks, anyway.

>>33620861

>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.

Let's do this.

And Miho is totally asking for a date in America now.

>>33620920
if mud's not to you're liking, how about jello?

>>33620861
>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.

Miho is a ball-type futa?

>>33620979
I just feel sympathy for anyone who has to witness such an event.
Hence the perfection of choosing champions. No fat people rolling around in lubricants.

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>>33620861
>Anzio deito~
>Fluffy spyin'
>Hippo team house visit
>WoT girls early recruitment

Goodbye to all these things. I certainly hope this will be worth it.

>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.

>>33620861
>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.
>Other
"Still, we should thrall the net for more info about this. We have a computer lab on board, right?"
>>33620850
Very well then.
>>33620571
AGREED!

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>>33620920
>I still say this smells of clowns and handcuffs.
Here's the bigger question: Now that we know that Yukari is canon /u/, who is she crushing on in this reality?

>>33621065
wait, BlackJack has not specifically said that we would have to give those up. if he doesn't put in writing, it isn't solid canon.
>>33621061
which means more to you: getting your waifu or how people view you? choose wisely...
>>33621089
scratch my earlier vote, seconding this.
>>33621143
It's both us and Miho now. Fluffy is probably bi.

>>33621065
>>33621185
Indeed, we could easilly go after the Anzio match. We should check and see if the tickets have an expiry date or something.

>>33621185
For my Waifu, I would do many things. I just don't want others to have to suffer.

>>33621143
>Now that we know that Yukari is canon Tanksexual, what is she crushing on in this reality?

FTFY

>>33621215
Have we checked our tank for sticky residue lately?

>>33621065
>>33621197
I feel like I should clarifu which I think is the most likely at this point, from most to least: spying (from Fluffy POV), Hippo team visit (alt POV), Italian Night, gamer girl recruitment (I get the feeling BJ is saving them for something).
>>33621277
run a blacklight over and through all the tanks, see what turns up.

>>33621277

That's just motor oil.

r-right?

>>33621318
>run a blacklight over and through all the tanks, see what turns up.
Terrible, terrible things everywhere Richard and Saori have been.

>>33621318
>>33621335
black lights turn up all sorts of shit, not just semen/etc

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>>33621335
>>33621340
And...

>>33621089
this guy's got it.

>>33620861
>Miho's got the balls, can't let her go alone.
>"but first, more information..."

>>33620861
>Miho's got us by the balls

>>33618584
Yeah, 3/4 of the thread is people arguing over how to get a Harem or some other shit.

Could we use the return address to write them back?

>>33621692
It's probably just a fake address.

>>33621710
its probably Creed.

>>33620861
BJ DED

>>33621731
It's probably Miho's Dad

You shrug. "Well, if Miho's going..." You look at the envelope. "When do we leave?"

"Flight is Monday morning." Momo says, sounding direly official. "You'll return next Friday. We've already excused you for the week." She eyes the two of you. "Remember, this is not a vacation- you're there to meet this person and secure his investment in the team."

"Assuming he doesn't chain you up in his dungeon..." Anzu says playfully. It really isn't that funny to you.

"Alright, so we've got a few days- Is there any way we can dig up anything about this guy before we leave?" You ask. "Gotta be some way to figure out what we're flying into..."

Anzu looks at Momo and they both look at Yuuzu. "Well?"

Yuzuu looks around nervously. "I could have the computer club look into it..." She says, probably off the top of her head. "But I don't thi-"

"Excellent. Flight is Monday! We'll make sure you aren't late!"

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST...

>Pseudo-Italiano-o.
>Lots of hand gestures.
>Yukari identifies a tank.

Girls und Panzer will return Saturday at 4-5PM PST!

Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>33622020
night bejeezus

>>33622020
called it, Infiltration is being done without us. Now, I must sleep.

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>>33622000
Anzu isn't telling us all she knows about this. She wouldn't simply send both their commanders into an unknown fate for an "investment" that may or may not actually exist.

>>33622091
duh.

>>33622030

Not necessarily. A few days may be plenty of time to do infiltration (remember, it's only 1 day to infiltrate and exfiltrate)