Call blue. Check if he's left yet.

Or get outside in a hurry.

>>33665998
Reconsider our life choices. Maybe we can still go to high school, get a decent job.

>>33666032
or a girlfriend

>>33666032
You reconsider your life choices for a brief half second and decide no, fuck that, you are going to become a POKEMON MASTER and CATCH THE SHIT OUT OF POKEMON. Beating BLUE a couple times along the way would be cool.

Speaking of which, which you don't, because you don't really say much at all, why not check on that troll. Peaking your head out the window show the boy walking over to his grandpa's lab with an IMPATIENT look on his face, like he's tired of waiting for something

>>33666097
We need to run out and get our Pokemon before him. No time to waste.

>>33666052
We're 13 man. We barely know what puberty is.

>>33666097

Throw something at him and duck back in before he sees you.

We are 13, childish pranks are our thing.

Then go get our pokemon

>>33666097
BOTHER the shit out of him. Right now. Sprint if you have to.

>>33666125
Ohh yeah. Prank his ass.

Son Wu Kong Pokemon prankster quest a go.

>>33666097
QTG is saying you need to make your updates longer and give options, just a heads up.

>>33666097
Shrug and go back inside and on your computer. Maybe you can start up a CYOA!

>>33666115
We're probably going through puberty right now at that age.

Agreed that we likely don't know what it is.

>>33666143
This.

>>33666183
But why can't we make the choices ourself? I like quests more when we make our own.

>>33666168
That's STUPID. Only idiots with no free time on their hands would waste their time like that. Then again, you have been wanting to try that DIGIMON quest idea....

No let's not go down that road. That's a dark path. Instead you throw one of the rocks you keep by the window sill just for situations like this.

BLUE drops like a sack of Exeggcute when you nail him in the back of the head, but you don't stand long enough to watch his furious yelling from the window. You certainly are a mature and responsible individual.

>GO SEE MOM
>GO SEE OAK
>USE PC

>>33666257
Get the potion out of the PC

>>33666205
That's why you offer write-ins. Giving options serves to establish goals and such.

>>33666257
>>GO SEE MOM

Always go see Mom

>>33666257
>USE PC
You always get the potion out of the PC.

You should have started in a made up place in Pokemon.

We all know about Red. Waking up in your room. Oh no it's time to go get a Pokemon. Then you battle blue and fight gym leaders blah blah.

You should have gone a different route unless there's some crazy twist I don't know about.

>>33666112
Beat him there and get the first pic, despite him waiting on us

>>33666391
Pokemon asshole quest

>>33666344
Let's see how this turns out. I've seen /tg/ quests in established canons run wildly off the rails of the source material. We could end up a gym leader and start beating up scrubs for a paycheck for all we know yet.

>>33666271
Well of course there is a potion there, you put it there. Might as well get it, you'll never know when you might need something like that.

Heading down stairs, MOM is watching some sort of movie about four boys STANDING BY EACH OTHER. It would be cool if you had that kind of camaraderie with a group of people. Or anyone at all, really. When the movie's over, you decide to break the news about the quest to MOM. Luckily, like the supportive single mother she is, she doesn't try to forbid it. After all, every boy has to leave home someday right?

A part of you wishes she'd want you to stay, but that's STUPID and you're going to become a POKEMON MASTER instead.

>GO TO OAK
>GO TO TALL GRASS
>GO TO BLUE'S HOUSE

>>33666435
>GO TO BLUE'S HOUSE
That faggot's gonna wait for us anyway so he can gloat. So, let's mess with his stuff.

>>33666435
Go find Blue and nurse him back to health. Pretend you didn't throw a brick at the back of his head.

He will be the first of your four boys STANDING BY EACH OTHER.

>>33666257
Id hate to propose this but can we just tweak the age slightly to say between 16 and 18? Never got the point in why a parent in Pokemon allowed a 13 year old travel by themselves.

>GO SEE OAK

>>33666435
Tall grass.

>>33666435
>Go to tall grass
Grab a big rock and hit a wild pokemon with it, see if it will chase blue.

>>33666505
>If there is interest, then sure

>>33666481
>>33666493
On one hand, you get to fuck with BLUE's STUFF. On the other hand, you get to fuck with BLUE's MIND. Tough call. Might want to roll something, like a 20 sided die with the higher roll making your mind up for you.

>>33666435
>>GO TO TALL GRASS

>forcing options

I literally rip my pants off and face Blue.

>>33666546
>>33666505
Suportan.

Rolled 7

>>33666546

Rolling for mindfuck

Rolled 5

>>33666546
Shall we fuck with his mind.

You already know my vote about the age so thats one for ya

Rolled 12

>>33666546

[x] Fuck with his mind.

>>33666546
You know what?
>>33666481
Here and I'm totally on board with hitting a pidgey with a fucking rock.

Also totally fine with 17ish protag.

>>33666546
>>33666505
16+ sounds better to me.

>>33666546

Yes, 16-18 is preferable.

>>33666546

Late puberty Protag is fine. No real strong opinion either way, though.

>>33666562
>>33666523
>>33666521
Screw this, time to get out of PALLET TOWN and paint the world RED. But first, let's go fuck with BLUE a bit.

Hurrying outside takes you to the trail where you knocked BLUE in the head, but a certain cerulean code named individual is not present. You strike a pose and try to think of where he could have gone when a sharp blow to the back of the head fells you.

"Hey loser, you wrote return to RED on your rocks if lost,' BLUE reminds your from somewhere to your left while you lie on the ground in pain. You're not a very clever individual when it doesn't come to pokemon.

>>33666677

Is that a prompt for write-in?

>>33666677
Realize you're not very clever when it comes to pokemon either.

>>33666734
>When no option is listed, assume write in unless cut scene is written into the subject line

>>33666677

Think of a clever come-back, fail, wrestle him to the ground.

>>33666677
"Luckily for you, I'm gonna take that as a compliment. But, you'd better prepare yourself, because once I get a pokemon you'll be eating nothing but whoopass al la RED for the rest of your life."

Asshole RED is go.

It'd also be super useful if you could tell us when you're done writing.

>>33666677

Stare silently at him. Non-verbal intimidation is go!

>>33666748
Now that's just crazy talk. No one is more clever when it comes to pokemon, it's kind of your thing. You're kind of a POKEMON AUTIST according to blue. Like your idea to soak a rock pokemon before attacking them with an electric type.

"Yeah, well you're a faggot," You shout back from the ground. The stunned silence is clearly a sign of your victory, you are assured of this.

"Red, I think I'm going to need to stop by the pokemart and buy like twenty burn heals now for that," BLUE replies with what you think is deadpan sarcasm. Clearly a tactic to cover his obvious and immediate hurt from your barbed tongue.

>TACKLE BLUE
>USE ITEM
>CHALLENGE
>RUN

>>33666855
>>TACKLE BLUE

Let loose your intimidating warcry

>>33666855
>CHALLENGE
Motherfucker I don't need pokemon to kick your ass.

>>33666855

Red used Tackle!

>>33666855
>>CHALLENGE
"Pokemon master"

So im going to assume that the mystic aging from 13 to 17ish happened due to most people agreeing for it.

>>33666896
>>33666926
RED used Tackle! It's a CRITICAL HIT!

The two of you end up on the ground, rolling around in the dirt punching, kicking, and biting each other like wild pokemon too stupid learn a cool move like Hyper Beam or even Flame Thrower.

The sound of a snapping camera pulls BLUE and yourself from your VIOLENT FRIENDSHIP HUG to look at a girl in a green shirt and skirt. Oh yeah, that new girl GREEN. Fuck GREEN.

"Oh boy, this is going straight to the Bara sites," She says with her eyes glued to her phone screen.

>TACKLE GREEN
>CONTINUE VIOLENT FRIENDSHIP HUG
>TALK
>RUN

Rolled 8

>>33667021
>>TACKLE GREEN

>>33667021
>TACKLE GREEN

>>33666993
>It did

>>33667021
>TACKLE GREEN
So its mange version?

>>33667021
>>TACKLE GREEN

Try to team up with BLUE for a combination attack!

>>33667021
>TACKLE GREEN

>>33667021
>>33667033
>>33667041
>>33667042
>>33667046
>>33667085
>>33667090


No, she'll evade. Her SPD is too high.

Red used Scary Face!

>>33667109
Speed affects critical hit rate not evasion

>>33667042
Kk

>>33667109
No this is were a combo attack happens, also ignore the fact that two late teen males are going to tackle another late teen female.

>>33667109
Use item: Brick.

Aim for her phone.

>>33667033
>>33667041
>>33667046
The VIOLENT FRIENDSHIP HUG is put on pause so both you and BLUE can kick a girl's ass. It doesn't sound so cool when you put it like that, but neither does ending up on the Bara sites again.

RED used Tackle! It missed! BLUE used Tackle!

The girl is pinned beneath the larger teen's weight, strattled by the douchebag rival while he flips through her phone. You watch in silence, when a flicker of movement catches your eye.

>INVESTIGATE
>STAY WITH 'FRIENDS'
>GO TO OAK
>TALL GRASS

Rolled 5

>>33667204
>>INVESTIGATE

>>33667204

>tfw again

TALL GLASS.

>>33667204
>STAY WITH 'FRIENDS'

Friendship imminent.

Does GREEN looks like LEAF or unused character from Gen 1?

>>33667204
>INVESTIGATE

maybe its friendly

or Blue's sister. is Daisy older or younger? I hope its older, Electric Tale of Pikachu girls were nice

>>33667204
>>STAY WITH 'FRIENDS'

We can't abandon our 'FRIENDS'!!!!

>>33667204
>>STAY WITH 'FRIENDS'

>>33667279
>>33667294
>>33667252
You decide to stay with these assholes for now, and settle for watching GREEN and BLUE having what someone might mistake for sexual tension. But you're not someone else, and you know that's the just the signs of a good old fashioned rivalry.

"Why don't you stop creeping on us and trying to make us into your Yaoi crap, you fujoshit?" BLUE remarks while deleting her entire pokephone data.

The girl below him scoffs and shoves him off of her with a strength you'd suspect could move a sufficiently plot sized boulder if needed to. "Please, you two are so repressed it's hilarious." This goes on for the next ten minutes before a BEEDRILL appears.

>TACKLE
>BRICK
>POKEFOOD
>RUN

>>33667406
>>BRICK

bricks are bees natural predators

Rolled 12

>>33667406
>>POKEFOOD

Throw Pokefood onto Blue and Green

then

>RUN

>>33667406
>TACKLE BEEDRILL
We are going to tackle Mewtwo

>>33667430
this and also this again

>>33667406
BRICK then TACKLE in the BRICK's shadow. It'll never see you coming.

>>33667406
>>TACKLE

>>33667406
>>33667430
This, if it's not doable, then brick

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>>33667466
He's......he's a Pokemon fighting master!

Voting this

>>33667406
>BRICK
FUCK YOU BEE! YOU ARE WEAK!

>>33666272
He's already stated his goal, though.

>>33667425
>>33667466
>>33667440
It's not really a BRICK so much as an AVERAGE SIZED ROCK with instructions to return to RED if lost written on it, but it will do.

RED uses ROCK THROW. WILD BEEDRILL looks angry!

Actually it looks hella pissed. GREEN and BLUE are looking at you like you're retarded enough to poke a Beedrillhive. That's stupid. You're going to Tackle one.

RED uses TACKLE. Roll a d20 to see how effective it is

Rolled 1

>>33667552

It's not very effective...

Rolled 8

>>33667552

ch-ch-ch-chosen one

>>33667540
To personally punch all known pokemon species in the face. That is the purpose of this journey.

Rolled 18

>>33667552
C'moooooon super effective

Rolled 6

>>33667552
Haha.

>>33667565
I love you.

Rolled 9

>>33667552
YOU ARE A PUNKASS BITCH, BEE!

>>33667565

HAHAHAAAA

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>>33667565

>>33667565
And that's why we should become PSYCHIC type
But we will probably end up as GHOST type

>>33667630

I sniggered.

>>33667565
>>33667566
>>33667589
You are now BLUE.

About ten seconds ago a retard called RED threw a rock at a Beedrill, which then became an Angry Beedrill. About five seconds ago the same retard tried to tackle an Angry Beedrill, which then became a Violent Beedrill. About three seconds ago you and Green took off running towards your Grandpa's lab and never looked back. You're not sure if you'll smell Red later.

You keep running and don't stop till your legs are useless and the lab is in sight. The grandeur of the magnificent palace of knowledge is an amazing sight, and you can tell Green can't help but agree by the look on her face. It's only natural of course; after all, it is the greatest lab in the whole world. And this is where you're going to get your first pokemon.

>FIND GRANDPA
>SHOW OFF TO GREEN
>CHOOSE FIRST POKEMON

>>33667724
>SHOW OFF TO GREEN

>>33667724
>SHOW OFF TO GREEN
The only true choice.

>>33667724
>FIND GRANDPA
tell this skank to stop stalking us

>>33667724
>>SHOW OFF TO GREEN

Hell yeah. Always show off.

>>33667724
>TACKLE BEEDRILL

>>33667724
>>SHOW OFF TO GREEN

>>33667724
>>SHOW OFF TO GREEN
Hoes before bros

>>33667724
>SHOW OFF TO GREEN
Blue not being a pompous dickbag? Please.

>POINT OF VIEW SHIFT
>RED IS KILL

>>33667724
I hope this is temporary.

First quest, get RED to the hospital?

>>33667724
I hope we will get to play as GREEN

>>33667724
find Gramps
Choose Pokemon
Show off to green

In that order
Blue is better anyway

>>33667810
RED's dead man, stop worrying about him.

>>33667858
>Blue
>Better than red
And why would we show off to colour?

>>33667762
>>33667768
"So... This is Casa de Oak..." You tell her between heavy pants of breath. She doesn't look like she's listening what with all her nearly passing out, but she gets the point. "Come on... in..."

The door slides open to reveal the greatest library of knowledge in the world, and that's just the lobby. Pokémon of all shapes an sizes, from tiny little krabby to gaseous muk scurry about carrying books and other things for your grandpa, while assistants try to kiss ass by waving to you. Makes sense of course, since one day this'll all be yours once you're the first POKEMON CHAMPION PROFESSOR and cure pokerus or whatever they're bitching about all the time on the news.

"...And that's going to be where I put all my trophies, and that's going to be where I put all my badges. All of them, because I'm going to have them all," You tell her, pointing to some unimportant machine that'll get tossed when you're the boss.

"And who's this? You got yourself a girlfriend?" A familiar voice calls out from behind. It's....

>YOUR SISTER
>YOUR GRANDPA
>YOUR DAD

>>33667880
To make it envious of course.

>>33667900
>YOUR SISTER

All the bitches

>>33667900
>>YOUR GRANDPA
Your cramping my style old man

>>33667900
>YOUR DAD
Who the fuck is BLUE's Dad anyway?

>>33667900
>YOUR SISTER

Is she hot?

>>33667900
>YOUR SISTER
All the girls want Blue
ALL. OF. THEM.
ALWAYS.

>>33667916
Nah, brah. HIS SISTER needs to be at home, so RED can drag his ass, now filled with Beedrill venom, in and whoo her.

>YOUR GRANDPA

>>33667927
No, Oak is one smooth old tiger, he'll whisk away Green with his aged charms before we have a chance to comically embarrass ourselves.

>>33667900
>YOUR SISTER

Now's when RED comes up with a dead beedrill and flexs for her.

>>33667945
beedrill venom gets you high right?

>>33667945

RED's dead, anon. You need to let go. He's in a better place now.

>>33667900
>>YOUR SISTER

>>33667875
There's a POTION on his corpse that we need to loot, though.

>>33667900
>>YOUR DAD
because no one in pallet has a dad apparently

>>33667975
We can pick that up in a couple hours when the Beedrill's gone, just gotta keep an eye on GREEN so she doesn't run off and take it.

>>33668000
Yeah.. that's why we're keeping an eye on GREEN. Totally.

wouldnt it be fun if RED's starter was the BEEDRILL

>>33668026
This needs to happen

>>33668026
>We shall befriend all pokemon via tackle!

>>33667955
>>33667943
>>33667916

"She'd be so lucky," You reply with crossed arms. Your sister walks in, a pleasant twenty year old aroma therapy or whatever homeopathic bullshit it is that she's studying this week major. All that new age crap that doesn't mean anything to a MAN OF SCIENCE like you or grandpa. Your COOL POSE and COMPOSED SWAGGER has no effect of GREEN who has instantly started up a conversation about the new Persian print skirt your SIS is wearing right now.

>BREAK UP FEMALE CONSPIRACY
>FIND GRANDPA
>SWAG

>>33668026
if Red does comeback, do we catch a pikachu?

>>33668026
No, no, because of the 1, RED is the BEEDRILL's human.

>>33668050
>>FIND GRANDPA
>>SWAG

can these be combined?

>>33668050
>BREAK UP FEMALE CONSPIRACY
>SWAG

>>33668050
>>BREAK UP FEMALE CONSPIRACY
>SWAG

>>33668058

No regrets on rolling that 1.

>>33668050
>SWAG

>>33668050
>>FIND GRANDPA
>SWAG

Disregard girls, acquire swag.

>>33668050
>SWAG THE CONSPIRACY APART TO FIND THE GRAMPS

>>33668055
ELECTRICALLY CHARGED TACKLE
I LIKE IT

>>33668050
>BREAK UP FEMALE CONSPIRACY

>>33668026
>covered in puncture wounds, bruise's, and leaking venom; RED walks into the lab with a battered Beedrill hovering at his side on a dog leach, prodding a gaping hole in his shoulder

>Oh man, you picked a Charmander? Get a load of this loser. Everyone knows hashbrowns beats clown lamps

>RED has collapsed to the floor. None of the staff seem to mind.

>>33668058
But how will we become master of PSYCHIC POKéMON?

>>33668050
>Find Gramps

Better get away from this feminazi bullshit before we catch a period

>>33668072
>>33668074
>>33668079
They call you YOLO SWAGGINS. Well, they would if you knew anybody other than a mute, a dumb bitch, and your family. And they didn't call you BLUE on account of your smooth blues collection and predilection towards cool colors in your clothing.

"Personally, I've always felt a connection to the arcanine style of clothing- boldness, loyalty, and a near legendary status while maintaining approachability to the peasants." You're not gonna lie, you can be pretty smooth when you wanna be. GREEN looks utterly smitten with you, and even your sister can't help but hide her proud smile behind her hand.

"That's um... yeah. Why don't you go be a good little brother and disappear for a couple of years?" SIS jokes like it doesn't hurt. Of course it doesn't, why would something like that hurt? It doesn't because you're so cool you're Articuno up in this bitch. You're even a flying type since you're so fly. They made the FLY HM by studying BLUE in his natural habitat don't you know?

But enough about you, let's hear more about you. "Well first, I've got to get a pokemon. Let's find Gramps."

>SEARCH LABS
>SEARCH FIELD
>SEARCH HOUSE

>>33668192
>>SEARCH LABS

>>33668192
>SEARCH LABS
I don't actually want RED to be dead.

>>33668192
>SEARCH LABS

>>33668192
>FIND RED

Fucker owes us 5 pokebucks

>>33668192
>SEARCH LABS
loot everything

>>33668192
Search lab
probably jerking it to illegal porn again

>>33668216
He's not, he's just getting a head start to lock in his destiny of being a poison type master.
Unfortunately poison is one of the worst types.

>>33668248
>Oak is a creepy old man who tries to molest the shit out of anything younger than 12
>Entire team is nothing but Ralts and Kirlia

>>33668266
What type were strongest of POKéMON in KANTO anyway?

>>33668279
Psychic. Easy.

>>33668279
Charizard

>>33668212
>>33668216
>>33668218

For a moment, you wonder if RED is going to be alright. Then you remember you don't care because you have a pokemon to claim, SIS to distract, and hot bitch to woo. Your first step is to search the labs, the most obvious place. Machines of all sorts, from stone examiners to deck builders and more esoteric designs line the walls with purposes beyond your currently limited knowledge. You can't wait to figure out what all of it means, but that'll be after you go to college.

Huddle around a PC you spot a familiar white mane of hair rapidly typing into a computer. He's muttering something you can't really catch, probably trying to remember how to turn the thing on. Sometimes, you worry he has dementia. "Hey Gramps," You gently call out so you don't startle him.

With a creak in his aging bones the pokemon professor turns his chair to spy the three of you entering the room. In an instant, his serious look of diligence is replaced by warm and constant affection. "Why if it isn't GREEN, Denise and... um...."

>>33668299
ITS BLUE GRANDPA! LIKE THE BOARDS YOU DON'T GO TO!

>>33668279
Psychic decimated gen 1 unopposed.
No weakness (Oh ya you had to worry about Lick, Pin Missile and Twin Needle... only not since they're all shit) and you had access to a 100 power, 100 accuracy attack in Psychic.

Psychic pokemon were so crazy OP that they introduced Dark Pokemon in Gold and Silver to combat them and it still barely worked.

>>33668299
DICKS.

>>33668299
BLUE, Gramps. Where's my pokemon? I got badges to get.

>>33668299

It's me, Red!

>>33668299
BLUE YOU USELESS SACK OF AGING SHIT

Yell it at top volume. You know his hearing isn't too great nowadays.

>>33668299
Try not to look sad as we say BLUE

>>33668299
it's me, ASH!

>>33668317
A beedrill with Twin Needle actually fucked psychics up good.

>>33668299
Not this shit again. It wasn't funny the first five times he forgot your name as a joke. It wasn't funny the first thirty times RED called you DICK or FAGGOT in front of him and the old coot called you it all day. Now it's just embarrassing, and not what you need right now.

You press your foot down on the ground to quell all the potential embarrassment in a display that doesn't look like a childish temper tantrum at all. I mean, who could possibly get upset about their hero constantly forgetting their own name, right? "Gramps, I'm tired of waiting! You said I could have a pokemon once I turned sixteen!"

The old man's face brightens instantly, the vague promise of the past working its way through his age addled mind. "Oh that's right! But, I'm afraid I only have two pokemon left to hand out, and RED isn't here. Are she here for one too?"

>No, she's here to make a sandwich
>Yeah, sure, whatever
>Fuck that give me both

>>33668381
>No, she's here to make a sandwich
>Fuck that give me both

>>33668381
>>Yeah, sure, whatever

>>33668299
>Ja Rule

>>33668381
>Fuck that give me both
>You won't be seing RED anymore.

>>33668381
>>Yeah, sure, whatever

RED is busy taming that BEEDRILL.

>>33668381
>Yeah, sure, whatever
>Fuck that give me both
I acknowledge you want a pokemon, GREEN. I just don't care.

>>33668381
>TWO POKEMON LEFT
>RED CONFIRMED FOR BEEDRILL

>>33668381
>>Fuck that give me both

>>33668381
>Yeah, sure, whatever
>Fuck that give me both

>>33668362
Ya, but you'd have to out speed an Alazkazam or Mewtwo. Not likely to happen.

>>33668381
>Yeah, sure, whatever
bitches love impatient rage and apathy

>>33668381
"Red said he wanted me to have his, he doesn't want to be a trainer anymore"
>both

>>33668404
They're gonna sting the shit out of him. Then he's gonna be like The Pain of Beedrills.

>>33668430
All the Poison and Bug pokemon. Only the shittiest of types will do for RED.

if this quest turns into a series I hope it doesn't get grimderp

>>33668442
If it does I have hope that we will continue to willfully ignore the consequences of our actions until the entire world gos down in a blaze of arrogance.

>>33668419
>>33668412

"Yeah, sure, whatever." It's that kind of blasé coolness that has women around the world using WATERFALL when they hear the name BLUE. Grandpa is about to say something when GREEN interjects.

"Fuck that, give me both," She declares with arms crossed in this real classy manner that oh wow that is a lot of pushing up on that chest god damn woman them titties gonna give you a heart attack.

".... Blue? You ok? I was asking if you wanted Eevee or Pikachu," Your Grandpa asks with concern in his voice. Apparently, some time has passed.

>Pikachu
>Eevee

>>33668501
>Eevee
Versatility motherfuckers. I also happen to think Jolteon is fucking rad.

>>33668501
>Snatch both, scamper away

>>33668468
but then we would just be playing a text version of twitch plays pokemon complete with the insufferable PC

>>33668501
>They're both shit
>Eevee can at least turn into a decent electric, water, and grass type.

>>33668501
>>Eevee
Oooh, Yellow version

>>33668501
>SEAKING
king swag 4 lyfe

>>33668501
>Evee. Name that shit Ring King 'cause we're about to Umbreon up in this bitch.

>>33668501
Compliment tits as a distraction, take both.

>>33668501
>>Eevee
you can get those rats out in the woods

>>33668501
>>Eevee

>>33668501
>>Pikachu

If we pick Eevee we're going to fight over which stone we give it and it will suck hard. Say no to Eevee waifus.

>>33668581
its simple

Sylveon

>>33668581
Vaporeon best Eeveelution
Espeon best for competitive

>>33668605
Dude. Assault Vest Sylveon is a goddamn pain train.

>>33668545
>>33668530
>>33668529

There's only one choice, and the choice is that weird unstable fuck up of a genetic experiment. "Oh fuck yeah I'm taking the Eevee. That thing has like three Evolution! THREE." Grandpa holds on the mutant pokemon's ball, and you accept it with all the grace and humility possible, complete with dance and pose. Fuck yeah.

"And you GREEN can have Pikachu. I'm sure it's feisty nature will really suit-" Gramps says as he holds out the lightning bolt accented pokeball to her.

"Oh you mean how cute and cudly it is? I'm sure it'll go great with her little yellow boots. You going to take pictures and post it on your tumblr for inspiring all your lame ass followers and white knights?" Ok, you might have trolled her a bit online. She's the only person in this town who knows how to use a PC for anything other than storing shit.

"Oh fuck you!" She shouts back with a pointed finger. "That's it! I'm tired of you hitting on me and then acting like a sexist asshole! I'm going to become a pokemon master just so I can kick your ass and never let you become a champion!"

You're stunned. Absolutely stunned. How dare this idiot bitch about you after all those uploads onto yaoi tumblrs and all that bara porn she keeps sending you. And after you were so kind to help her get a pokemon and show her around your (future) lab! There's only one thing to do...

>ASK HER ON A DATE
>POKEMON CHALLENGE
>BE THE OTHER PERSON

>>33668608
Not Umbreon for maximum edge or Black Kyubey?

>>33668670
>POKEMON CHALLENGE

If you win, then she has to go on a date with you

>>ASK HER ON A DATE

>>33668670
>ASK HER ON A DATE

roll to seduce?

>>33668670
>BE THE OTHER PERSON
I AM ONE WITH THE BEES!

>>33668670
>POKEMON CHALLENGE
>BECOME GREEN

>>33668684
seconded

>>33668684
ya I'll second

too formulaic not to

>>33668684
best choice

>>33668670
>BE THE OTHER PERSON
I'm assuming you mean RED here. I wanna be the best.

>>33668684
BUT FIRST, DO YOU WANT TO NICKNAME YOUR EEVEE?

>>33668732
Butts

>>33668732
cunt destroyer

>>33668732
Mick. 'Cause he has several evolutions like the many Faces of Foley. Umbreon can be Cactus Jack.

>>33668732
cunt destroyer

>>33668732
Magikarp.

>>33668732
RED

>>33668732
Skittles
because bitches are gunna taste that rainbow.

>>33668732
I can just tell it's going to get a nickname completely incongruous to it's evolution.
>OLD GREGG

>>33668732
DER

>>33668732
RED is our future VAPOREON

>>33668732
It's called eeevee.

>>33668732
no nicknames pls
i wanna call my new homie EEVEE

>>33668732
No, why would we nickname a slave? That's something friends get.

>>33668831
your name is Toby!

>>33668831
You've never heard of slave names?

>>33668837
TOBY BE GOOD POKEMON. KILL MANY SMALL, TERRIFIED CREATURES

>>33668732
BROWN

>>33668732
LIL' B
SWAG

>>33668747
>>33668762
"CD, I choose you!" You call out in a way that doesn't look like you're a man child at all. A red beam erupts from your open pokeball, revealing a ready and willing Eevee just waiting for a first fight. A pretty BRAVE pokemon, obviously. On the opposite side of the room, a NAUGHTY Pikachu appears with a rebellious tuft of hair sticking off the top of it's head, revealing it to be in the TOP PERCENTAGE or Pikachu's, or otherwise SPECIAL. "OK, I bet if I win we go on a date!"

A thoughtful look passes across GREEN's face, and odd image for her. You get the idea she doesn't think too much about whatever she does. You know this because you pay attention to people and not just creep on them because she's the only girl in your town who isn't related to you or out of your age bracket.
"And when I win, you have to do a topless hug with RED for my blog!"

"IT'S ON BITCH!"

>Fight
>>TACKLE
>>TAIL WHIP
>ITEM
>>POTIOM
>RUN

(roll d20, I will take 3 results for the most voted for option)

Rolled 4

>>33668889
>>>TACKLE

Rolled 19

>>33668889
>TACKLE
Just use tackle you fuck!

Rolled 13

>>33668889
TAIL WHIP

>>33668889
Sexy ass tail whip

Rolled 15

>>33668889
>>>TACKLE

Rolled 17

>>33668889
> TACKLE
We know how to win our first battle. Nothing but TACKLE.

>>33668889
>TACKLE

>>33668905
It's a grueling battle, and you'd like to think you came out with pride in tact. You'd like to think so. Truth is you got your ass shocked more than Eevee did, and even if you won you're pretty sure you may have soiled yourself. "Oh, I'm so sorry. I can't believe my Pikachu is so rude," GREEN coos from across the room. The offending pokemon in question retreats inside its pokmon, mission accomplished.

"I can't wait for my date that you'll be paying for, at the most expensive restaurant in Celedon city," She adds with a girlish wink that would infuriate you if you weren't rock solid. That, or you're paralyzed. Might need to go to a pokecenter.

>BE GREEN NOW

>>33669016
>BE GREEN NOW
Attempt to not overdose on SMUGNESS.

>>33669016
Suck off blue?

Rolled 17

>>33669016

Ransack Blue and Red's body for glorious loot.

Rolled 2

>>33669016
Suck off Blue.

Rolling to determine the success of fellatio.

>>33669059
>>33669045
This got weird fast.

>>33669016
>BE GREEN NOW
check on DENISE, BLUE's sister because girl on girl is hot

>>33669016
Loot Red's corpse

We're already going to steal blue's money on the date

>>33669073
Some people are the boring kind of juvenile.

>>33669016
Loot Red

>>33669016
Pallet town boys are stupid
Acquire poke balls and get a head start

>>33669086
He has died and risen again. As the King of Bees. So, he doesn't need the money anyway.

>>33669016
1.Find RED
2.Fuck him in front of BLUE to show him how much he sucks
3.Marry RED
4.Become Pokemon master
5.Have children with RED
6.Watch how RED fucks BLUE in ass
7.Post it on internet
Not necessarily in this order

>>33669016
>Brood on our sinister Machiavellian plans for the takeover of Team Rocket.

>>33669122
Does it involve having sex with MEW?
Because you know with MEW being ancestor for all Pokemon and MEWTWO being so strong...

>>33669086
>>33669041
>>33669057
GREEN attempts to not overdose on SMUGNESS! It has no effect!

In fact, between us, let's be honest. You're a smug little shit right now and you've earned it. The only reason you and Denise aren't sporting some shit eating grins right now out of mutual enjoyment of BLUE's humiliating pyric victory is the fact you think he literally shit his pants and that's kind of embarrassing. Then again, you've got to go on a date with this. Hopefully, by the time you see RED again you can trick him into going on that date with BLUE.

Speaking of which, where is he? You kind of hope he's ok. Ever since you moved to pallet town about a year ago, he's been the guy who isn't a creep to you because you're jailbait. You also feel bad, because you're like 99% sure he's autistic. It must be so hard for his single mother. It's so inspiring you mention it on your blog every once in a while. You should probably go find his corpse and loot it before sending it back to his grieving mother. But first, you take a selfie with your new Pikachu Pika with your PokePhone.

Oh shit, ten likes already!!!!111!!1!

>>33669141
Woah, buddy, look at me, look at me:

Yes.

>>33669161
Do the traditional dance of smug on the way to loot RED's corpse.

>>33669161

Go loot his body already! Take a few selfies with it. Gotta show proper respect for the dead

>>33669161
Pic of us kissing RED while trying to save him would get us likes?
No matter if hes dead

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>>33669197
You were merely adopted by the bees.
I was BORN in it. MOLDED by it.

>>33669161
"...Well then, I guess you're off on your adventures huh? If you are going to leave, I want you to take these with you, for your safety and the continued research on pokemon," The weird old dude who you're pretty sure is a pedo tells you and his grandson. Like seriously, does he just hand out wild pokemon to little kids and tell them to hang out in the woods? The gadget he hands you looks like some sort of digital encyclopedia or whatever, and he's going off on some speech about the device that you don't bother to listen to while the door opens behind all of you.

Everyone stops in place to see a grim figure enter, heroic and victorious. It's red.... with blood. Seriously, RED looks like he just got into a fight with a wood chipper. There are cuts up and down his body, and a number of bruises that look hilariously exaggerated for someone still standing. His shirt is shredded and god damn look at those abs like god damn gonna give momma a heart attack.

"Red! You're hurt!" Professor Oak cries out, while the boy's eyes are on Pika and CD. a half gloved hand, the clothing torn appendage shaking points to the two creatures to get his silent question across. "Oh, I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid I gave them my last two pokemon. RED. If you wait a couple days, I can see if my colleagues can send you a starter."

His head shakes, and the free hand he pointed with gestures to what you now noticed is a very fainted beedrill. "Don't you need a pokeball though?" You ask quietly, afraid you might wake the beast. RED gives a look of shock and confusion at the notion.

>BE RED

>>33669256
take the pokeball
the stranger is offering you a gift

>>33669256
>BE RED
I have to sleep, but I hope to see more of this sometime.

>>33669256
Accept as many free things as we can carry. We don't need to put our new best buddy for life in a ball, but nobody can see the future, and who knows how many buddies we will have to come.

>>33669256
Accept gift of peace
They look good on belts
Then we should go and hunt some more Pokemon for our team
Preferably MEW

>>33669256

Take the Pokeball, let out a primal cry of victory and claim your woman

>>33669256
I have overwhelmed and tamed it so therefore it is my bitch.

so yes pokeball

>>33669256
>BE RED
we now have a living spear. now all we need is a shield and armor and we can slay dragons

>>33669256
Give Green a smooch and take the free shit

I like the idea of RED just punching out gym leaders' pokemon and then demanding the badge while his pokemon just stand off to the side like fucking cheerleaders.

>>33669358
I think that is illegal and I don't think you can punch out an onix

>>33669310
>>33669292
>>33669265
With one arm holding the Beedrill's slumped body, you accept the device into your open palms. You've heard about these things, but they're so expensive to buy from what your mom told you. A lot of things were expensive growing up. But that's ok, you've got a new best friend now, and all you had to do was beat the shit out of them. Professor Oak, the great guy, even gives you a couple extra balls and a pokedex.

"Yeah, it's great RED, this thing knows everything," BLUE tells you. The smug looking boy smells like burnt flesh and something else that isn't so identifiable with a fresh rank, but that's none of your business. Opening up the pokedex in his hand, he explains. "It's says you're a faggot."

"Oh wow, you have a good arm," GREEN comments when he sees your special attack. "You should call that move Bug Throw."

That's.... not a bad idea.

"By the way BLUE, why do you smell like shit?"

TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW

>>33669358
>>33669256
>RED the master of Pokemon fighting
>GREEN the Pokemon master
>BLUE the Gay porn star

>>33669365
That sounds like quitter talk to me.

>>33669367

Well, that was unexpectedly fun. Going to archive this thread and start with a new one tomorrow?

>>33669367
next thread when?

>>33669385
>YES. Hopefully this can be a fun thing where we have an autist, a retard, and a bitch all hanging out together.
>Any questions, concerns, comments or criticisms?

>>33669391
>next thread when?
>>33669367
>TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW

Hmmm. I wonder.

>>33669398

Are you getting a Twitter to announce exact start time etc?

>>33669400
i meant what time but eh

>>33669418
>Not sure, probably around the same time as tonight.
>>33669417
>Not yet, if this makes this through the first couple threads then yes

>>33669398
I rather enjoyed it. Sometime you need a quest that's just stupid fun and doesn't concern itself with drama.

>>33669365
Brock's father did it
RED can do it as well

>>33669398
All the characters are obnoxious and somehow play well together. You might want to tone down BLUE a pinch though since I can see his shtick becoming old fast.

Also get a twitter if you plan to run this for longer than 5 threads.

>>33669358
>RED makes it to E4 where he faces off against Lance
>"Son... you know pokemon battles are between POKEMON right?"
>REDs world is torn asunder never having considered that
>He wraps up his existential crisis after KOing Lances second Dragonite

>>33669358
I'm imagining Beedrill with pompoms on it's drills.
It's glorious.

Always Sunny in Pallet Town

>>33669468
>RED is fuelled by RAGE and WILL TO BE THE BEST
>He is FIGHTSEXUAL

archived

I haven't had that much fun with a pokemon quest in ages

>>33669479
>MEWTWO with pompom on tail

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33665998/

Archived!

>>33669518

You forgot Collective Game tag

>>33669527
SHIIIIIIIIT

>>33669527
>>33669535
stay calm, if it gets pulled, just put the foolz in the description for the next thread

>>33669561
Can't you rearchive it with the correct tags?

>>33669572
tried adding it twice, no dice.

I've failed you tg

>>33669572
>>33669642
Welcome to /tg/, enjoy your stay and try not to shit up the place

>>33669664
I've been here for 5 years. I just happen to have no idea how suptg works and seem to recall hearing that you could rearchive to fix tags.