>>33693499
Sing to yourself

>>33693499

Start beat boxing

>>33693499
>>33693524
This, but make sure to do it as poorly as possible.

>>33693499
sing about the beedrill

>>33693553
Let out Beedrill into the seat next to you first.
We're in the back right?

>>33693499
Sing at a loud and inappropriate volume.

RED - Autism
BLUE - Douche
GREEN - Smug slut

>>33693499
Open the door, release your BEEDRILL, and start riding it. You bet you can beat them there!

Always Sunny in Kanto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

>>33693499
WHAT'S THAT? THOSE FAGGOTS AREN'T DOING ANYTHING POKEMON BATTLE-RELATED?
LET'S SHOW THEM HOW THINGS ARE DONE AROUND HERE AND GO DO A POKEMON BATTLE.
RELATED.
FUCK.

>>33693524
>>33693553
>>33693572
>Red
>having anything other than ellipses exit his mouth
>ever

>>33693499
The fuck? We were 13 years old. How the fuck did 3 years passed?

>>33693625
OP retconned it half way thru the first thread

>>33693625

Players decided to retcon it because fuck being 13.

>>33693499
Don't say shit.

Say nothing. It better to ignore the douchebag and the smug slut. Maybe you can fuck her later on a hotel but right now, just zone out.

>>33693640
Fag

>>33693636
How is 16 better than 13? It's still shit. At least 13s the canon age.

>>33693524
>>33693546
>>33693553
You want to, but let's be honest, you're not much of talker, singer, raper, or anything. In fact, you're kind of a MUTE. BLUE says you're just some kind of POKEMON AUTIST like that. You settle for doing the pokerap under your breath though, while Beedrill naps next to you in the backseat.

"...And seriously, why the fuck is he here? I'm the one you have a date with, not that fuckwit," BLUE complains in the front seat. You're not sure what he's talking about since you're still sore from the fight yesterday with Beedrill. Mom patched you up, but it's not too much she could do. It was nice to see her one last time though before you left PALLET TOWN.

GREEN answers by adjusting the station and settling back into her seat. "Because it's safer this way to travel the region in a group. For us against wild pokemon and me against you trying to date rape me or something."

>CHANGE THE STATION
>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON

>>33693660
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON

tuck and roll

>>33693660
>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL

>>33693660
>>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL

>>33693660
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON

Fuck this, we got to get pokemon to be the champion.

We aren't fucking ash.

>>33693660
>OPEN THE DOOR
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>DITCH THESE LOSERS AND GO FUCKING BATTLE POKEMON

>>33693660
>>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL

Didn't RED talk in the first thread? I do not remember it very well.

>>33693660
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON
This car ride is taking too long
My ass hurts
When are we going to battle
I wish I was in the long grass finding pokemon

>>33693660
>you're kind of a MUTE.
Didn't we scream that BLUE was a FAGGOT last thread? That kinda mandated that we talked.

Anyways,
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON
Just open the door and roll out.

>>33693660
>>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL
Use DRILL

>>33693660
>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL

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>>33693660
>>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON

Let Beedrill nap. You got this shit.

>>33693660
>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL
Use paper.
I have a feeling beedrill will use rock.

>>33693660
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON

We leave those douchebags, Blue and green can make each other miserable and we can get pokemon.

Leave.

>>33693660
>ROCK PAPER DRILL WITH BEEDRILL
This is the only correct option

>>33693660
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO GO CATCH SOME POKEMON

enslavement time

>>33693672
>>33693685
>>33693686

Tuck, duck, and roll motherfuckers. It's pokemon catch o'clock and look at what they're not doing. Not catching pokemon. "What the hell!" BLUE shouts as you jump out the back seat and roll off in a tumble. You think GREEN might be yelling too, but to be honest you can't hear anything over the sound of you jumping out of a speeding vehicle onto the ground.

When you wake up sometime later, it's nearly sundown, and you're a little roughed up. You've got Beedrill, a potion, your pokedex and five pokeballs.

>SET UP CAMP
>FIGHT A POKEMON
>GO TO VIRIDIAN
>GO TO PALLET

>>33693738
>>FIGHT A POKEMON

>>33693738
>FIGHT A POKEMON
Fuck you guys

>>33693738
FIGHT A POKEMON

>>33693738
>SET UP CAMP
the fire and smoke will attract the pokes to us

>>33693738
>SET UP CAMP

WE NEED TO GET READY. POKEMON TRAINER LIFE ISN'T EASY

>>33693738
>>FIGHT A POKEMON

I know we're autistic and thus don't care but man it feels bad to ditch those assholes.

>>33693738
>FIGHT A POKEMON
I love how RED should absolutely not be without supervision, but is anyways.

>>33693738
>SET UP CAMP

>>33693738
>ACQUIRE A MORE EFFECTIVE WEAPON THAN YOUR FISTS
>FIGHT A POKEMON
What's that? Beedrill need experience? Well it can have the first-drill experience of watching you BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF POKEMON.

>>33693738
>>FIGHT A POKEMON

You got plenty of rest already!

>>33693764
>Ditching assholes
>Feeling bad about doing that

I think you more autistic than red anon.
>>33693738
>SET UP CAMP

If we don't, we might actually die.

>>33693738
>FIGHT A POKEMON
Fuckin' get pokes.

>>33693738
>FIGHT A POKEMON
Then make it >SET UP CAMP.

>>33693769
>>33693764
>>33693747

It's not hard to find one around here, it's as simple as walking into tall grass. Now ledges, those are hard. Fuck those things, you can climb them if you want. You're going to be a pokemon master, not some damn ledge bitch. Fuck ledges, and fuck you BLUE.

What you find is a Ratattatatattatatata. Something like that. It's a little purple rat thing that you're going to catch. Maybe it has a gun it fires or something to earn that name? Shit, a pokemon with a gun. That's dangerous. All you have is a rock, and a Beedrill that's still fainted from your capture yesterday since you haven't been to a pokecenter yet.

>Fight
>>Tackle
>>Rock Throw
>Item
>Pokémon
>Run

Roll d20, I'll take the first three rolls of the most popular option.

>>33693738
>SET UP CAMP

We need to establish a base of operations, first. Can't do this pokemon-catching thing half-assedly.

Rolled 1

>>33693837
>Fight

murder that plague spreader

Rolled 2

>>33693837
>>Tackle

>>33693837
>>Rock Throw

RUN AND THROW RED. RUN AND THROW.

Rolled 1

>>33693837
>Rock Throw

What did ancient pokemon trainers do before they had fancytech pokeballs? They used rocks. Big rocks.

Rolled 6

>>33693837
>Tackle
KICK ITS ASS!

Rolled 3

>>33693837
>Fight

Rolled 17

>>33693837
>Fight
>>Rock Throw

Rolled 10

>>33693837
>a Beedrill that's still fainted from your capture yesterday since you haven't been to a pokecenter yet.
Doesn't sleeping restore pokemon?

>FIGHT

Rolled 14

>>33693837
>>>Rock Throw

>>33693850
>>33693837
Well shit. Here for a natural 20. We fucked aren't we?

Rolled 19

>>33693854
>>33693846
>>33693845
Dem rolls

>>33693837
>Rock Throw

>>33693845
>>33693846
>>33693854
Christ you guys

>>33693845
>>33693846
>>33693850

I love you, RED

Rolled 1

>>33693860
>>33693868
>>33693874
>Rock Throw Master Race

>>33693845
>>33693846
>>33693854
How is it possible to be this bad.

Rolled 8

>>33693845
>>33693846
>>33693854
I love it

>>33693872
here the 20 I hope.

>>33693872
email field br0

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Rolled 6

>>33693837
BEEDRILL THROW.

Are we going to be BLUE driving the car back while GREEN peers out the window for signs of RED?

Rolled 10

>>33693888
FUCK

NO POKEMON
FISTS ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

Rolled 4

>>33693900
To quote GREEN:
>and me against you trying to date rape me or something
>date rape me or something
>date rape

We need to do what she says.

>>33693845
>>33693846
>>33693854

You are now BLUE. About three hours ago, your rival RED jumped out a speeding vehicle and you only looked back about three times since then. You thought about pulling back and circling to find him, but to be honest, this way you can get to the gym's before him. You might even write RED IS A LOSER on the entrances to mock him. You're in VIRIDIAN CITY now, with GREEN. She's kind a sexy bitch, but hot damn have you seen Nurse joy? I mean god damn those titties gonna give you a heart attack. Good thing you were in a pokecenter.

GREEN didn't take so well to that piece of information, because she went off in huff about something. Probably PMSing, you don't know.

>GO TO GYM
>GO TO POKEMART
>FIND GREEN
>CATCH POKEMON

>>33693926
Dude, she still has a PIKACHU. Those things are like tasers.

>>33693930
>GO TO POKEMART

>>33693930
>>GO WRITE ON THE WALL THAT RED IS A LOSER
>THEN GO CATCH POKEMON

>>33693930
>GO TO GYM

have be first

>>33693930
>>GO TO GYM

>>33693930
>GO TO GYM

Get bodied

>>33693930
>GO HIT ON NURSE JOY
Wait shit
>GET IN A POKEMON BATTLE so you have an EXCUSE to GO TO THE POKEMON CENTER (and HIT ON NURSE JOY)

>>33693930
>>GO TO GYM

Get stomped by the first trainer in the gym. Do it. Never speak of this to GREEN or RED.

>>33693930
>CATCH POKEMON
Always have a backup plan. It's impossible for us to lose, but we gotta keep the drama up for the ladies.

Rolled 2

>>33693930
>FIND GREEN
>and me against you trying to date rape me or something.

>>33693938
>Dude, she still has a PIKACHU. Those things are like tasers.
Her resistance will only makes BLUEs penis harder.

>>33693930
>CATCH POKEMON
Gonna have all the pokemon. Bitches gonna be like "BLUE how you get so many pokemon and also will you sign my tits?" and you're gonna be like "Cause I'm the greatest pokemon trainer of all time, bitch. And okay I guess, but I've seen better."

>>33693930
>GO TO GYM
>DO SOME WEIGHTS
>GET SWOLE
>SHOW OFF THOSE RIPPLING MUSCLES
Pokeman gyms are for chumps who ain't down with the ladies.

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>>33693930
>titties gonna give you a heart attack

I'm following this quest for the comical value alone.

me sleepy, you guys have fun. I'll read it in the morrow.

and to the guy that's gonna archive the thread DON"T FORGET THE COLLECTIVE GAME TAG

>>33693986

I already archived it.

>>33693991
good work anon

>>33693942
>>33693939

You gonna get your pokemon SWOLE. Eevee will get all those effort values, which are a thing you know about because you're going to be a pokemon professor one day. The building is somewhere to the north of the city, past a pokemon school and near a rather treacherous ledge. For someone like you, such a thing is trivial, but you worry about RED for some reason when you see it.

The front door is closed and locked, surprisingly. Like what the fuck does this guy get paid for, closing his gym to you like you're fucking RED or GREEN. You're BLUE FUCKING OAK. "Hey old man!" You call out to some old man. "Whose the gym leader here, and where is he?"

An elderly figure just waiting for a stiff breeze to push him into his grave turns to face you with the horrid slowness that assures you that he heard, but doesn't quite care. You brace yourself for lecture on rudeness and the lack of good taste in music or oatmeal now a days in kids when he surprises you.

"Oh? Oh, Giovanni is out with his family today. Seem's like he's gone most days. Good kid, why back in my day...."

Giovanni?

Like DON GIOVANNI?

FUCK

>What now

>>33694054
FUCK THAT OLD FART
GO TO THE NEXT GYM

>>33694054
catch a pokemon and or a slut

>>33694054

Hit on Nurse Joy, show her your sweet ride

>>33694054
Challenge someone, anyone, to a POKEMON BATTLE

>>33694054
>Throw one of Red's rocks into the gym's windows

Rolled 14

>>33694054
>GREEN: against you trying to date rape me or something.
>to date rape me or something
>to date rape me
>rape me
Gotta do what GREEN tells us to

>>33694054
Well don't just stand there being shit, find someone to pokemon battle with.

>>33694084
we're not fucking raping GREEN

>>33694054
>GO TO A HUMAN GYM
>DO WEIGHTS WITH YOUR EEVEE UNTIL YOU CAN BOTH BENCH PRESS AN ONIX
Mo' than one way to get SWOLE, bitch

>>33694054
>Find his ass a gym leader must be prepared for challenges at all times

>>33694054
>>33694084
This seems like a good idea.

>>33694095
To date rape GREEN, he must first take her on a date.

This is the fatal flaw.

>>33694089
If you won't rape GREEN then I will.

>>33694054
Go get some drugs, we need to daterape green

>>33694083

This is a good idea that could in no way go wrong for you. Probably for RED, but not for you. But if he survived jumping out of a speeding car into the wilderness, then TEAM ROCKET will be nothing for him.

The window shatters with a satisfying crunch that leaves a deep and childishly vindicating sense of satisfaction. It's time like this that make you think you should grow up. Then you think, fuck that, I'm awesome. For good measure, you tag the gym too.

Well, might as well go hit on nurse joy. but first, you gotta go get Eevee SWOLE. To the human gym it is.

>LEG DAY IS LOVE, LEG DAY IS LIFE
>BACK DAY IS BACK
>CURLBROS GOTTA CURL

anti-voting date-rape

Green would just stick her finger in Blue's asshole. she's the kind of bitch that reads those magazines and believes their BS sex tips

>>33694054
Date rape?
date rape

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=blue_%28pokemon%29+-rating%3asafe

Get your GREEN here.

>>33694167
>>LEG DAY IS LOVE, LEG DAY IS LIFE

>>33694167
>>LEG DAY IS LOVE, LEG DAY IS LIFE

>>33694167
>LEG DAY IS LOVE, LEG DAY IS LIFE

legs are so unloved

>>33694167
>LEG DAY IS LOVE, LEG DAY IS LIFE

>>33694167
DON'T SKIP LEG DAY BRO.

Also where's mah pokemon battle.

>>33694167
>LEG DAY IS LOVE, LEG DAY IS LIFE

Seriously nigga? It was just one damn vote.

>>33694205
fuck off RED, we gettin swole

>>33694167
>>33694173
>>33694184
Let's attempt date rape.
Y/N?
contentious vote this you fuckers.

>>33694224
y

>>33694224
N

>>33694224
y

>>33694224
n

Fuck off we gettin swole

>>33694167
Leg Day

>>33694224
N

>>33694167
Leg Day
>>33694224
Y

>>33694224
Yes, obviously.

>>33694224
Not right now, but maybe later.

>>33694247
>>33694254
>not understanding contentious voting

>>33694224
Yes, obviously.

>>33694194
It can be hard sometimes, being this fabulous. It takes a lot of hard work. Lots of crunches, curls, and pulls. But most of all, it takes a lot of squats. Eevee will learn this too, and will one day appreciate it when it learns low kick or something stupid like that. Can Eevee learn low kick? You'll ask RED next time you see him.

Hours pass, and you're stepping out of your post work out tanning session when you see RED walking into the city. Dude looks fucked up.


>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER
>GO FIND GREEN
>GO TO BED, GOT A LONG DAY OF DRIVING AHEAD

>>33694285
>>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694224
2 yes and 1 no so far
hint: contentious voting means just putting the letter Y or N

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694224
N

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

>>33694285
>BLUE WAS HERE, RED IS A LOSER

We're not raping GREEN, guys. Jeez.

>>33694335

We're raping Green.

>>33694382
no

You are now RED and you're not a loser. You didn't even lose to that ratatatatattatatatatatatata, because it got eaten by a pidgey that was passing by while it was beating your ass. Then the pidgey tried to eat you, so you caught it. Then you caught a lot of pidgey.

In real life current moment present time, BLUE keeps telling you about how he beat the gym already and has his first badge, and all the pokemon he's caught. Somehow, he's already caught like ten pokemon, including a Hypno. Do they even have Hypno around here? Fuck, how did he catch a god damn Hypno. You want a Hypno.

"...But good luck getting one now. The gym leader left to go run the gym, so I guess you'll never catch me."

>>33694382
Go to bed, you have summer school tomorrow.

>>33694395
go to the GYM

>>33694395

Challenge him to a duel. Use tackle on his ass.

>>33694395
>Ask him about the broken window

>>33694395
Train your pokemon fighting moves

>>33694395
So Blue stole pokemon and the badge.

What a dick.

>>33694461
He was lying retard

>>33694461
>being this retarded when we were playing blue ourselves

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>>33694395
What? He can't leave. How can he leave. BLUE reads the expression on your expressionless face, and answers for you. "I mean, yeah. He's got the whole mob and TEAM ROCKET to run. You really think he's got time for you? The only reason he accepted my challenge is because I'm a badass." But... if he's not here, you can't challenge him.

If you can't challenge him, you can't punch his pokemon. And you can't punch him. And then your pokemon can't punch his pokemon. Then your pokemon can't punch him.

And then.....

"I'm going to take down the Mafia."

>RED HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

>>33694487

Blue clearly has an in with the Mafia. Punch him until he tells you where you can find the Mafia.

>>33694487
>Have a mental breakdown that cures your autism, and makes you want to go back to school and get a girl friend

>>33694487
Can we have our mental breakdown in the Pokecenter?

I want us to be sobbing on their machines as our pokemon get healed.

>>33694487
>mental breakdown on blue's ass

>>33694487
Spin around in circles until you pass out.

>>33694487
Fuck your mental breakdown I'm going to catch ALL THE POKEMON and fight ALL THE POKEMON.

>>33694487
Punch the ground and sob

>>33694487
Just stand there
Expressionless and unmoving
For hours

RED is out of usable SANITY. RED blacked out!

You wake on in the pokecenter with a blanket pulled over you. You're resting on a bench in the front lobbey, and a weight is resting on your chest that kind of makes it hard to breath. Your crimson eyes look down to find a growlithe laying on you, asleep and curled up in a ball, while looking around reveals BLUE flirting with the Nurse Joy. GREEN is no where to be seen, but you suspect she's probably around somewhere.

>>33694487
Red snaps and kill the mafia the quest.

There will be death, and slaughter.

>>33694592
Leave. We got to take down the mafia. But first heal our pokemon.

>>33694592
Check to see if any money has been stolen from your wallet.

>>33694592
Go put all but one PIDGEY in the PC.

>>33694592

Get our Pokemon healed and wreck Blue's game

>>33694606
Heal then go find a HYPNO

>>33694592
Pet dog

>>33694635
Yes. Pet dog.

>>33694607
>>33694598
>>33694606

There's a clear list of things to do for a busy pokemon master in the making like you. First, you gotta get them all healed. BLUE moves out of the way obligingly after you shove him to the floor mid chat with the infatuated nurse joy, and you present all of your pokeballs.

"Oh, um, sure. I'll have them fixed in a jiffy!" The young nurse says before she runs off to the magical healing machine.

"What the hell RED?" BLUE asks when he stands back off. You take back your pokemon and walk off, because you obviously needed to get them healed but he was talking to the nurse. BLUE really needs to be more considerate.

The PC boots up, and after logging in you receive a call from the Professor mere moment's later. "Congratulations on the pokemon RED," The aging man tells you with a weary smile. "But really, fifty pidgey. You didn't even leave with that many pokeballs. What the fuck man."

Got to catch them all.

[TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW]

>>33694706
Ok so we take the Pidgeys and tie them to the gym
Then the pidgeys fly and lift the gym up with it and we hold it for ransom until the gym leader shows up.

>>33694706
Where did the pokeballs come from?

>>33694706
>"But really, fifty pidgey. You didn't even leave with that many pokeballs. What the fuck man."

>Got to catch them all.
Now I've lost it.

>>33694729
Slightly darker patches of grass.

>>33694224
Take her stupid hat first

>>33694706
>What the fuck is red going to do with 40 pidgeys?
>When the times comes he'll know

>>33695944

Legend of Zelda-Pidgey Swarm!

>>33695944
Ash managed to make 40 tauros work

>>33696257
No he didn't. He didn't get it to work at all!

>>33696143
No.

>>33694487
Did Red just speak?"

>>33697970
Yes.

>>33697970
Red has spoken before, like when calling Blue a FAGGOT in front of Oak.

Does OP still not have a Twitter?