Don't be stupid, guardsman. You should know red ones run faster. Its basic knowledge.

>>33798684
Guardsman, it warms an old Commissar's heart that you're so concerned with his welfare, but I'll lay your fears to rest. The hat generates a weak power field effective in diverting most small arms fire, and a few other things.

Did you really think it was cause my head's thick that I broke that big Ork's teeth earlier this week?

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Well, Guardsman, it helps to know that even if I weren't to wear this hat, The foe would likely know where I am. Every race has its own means of doing this, but obviously yelling at undisciplined or weaker-willed troops tends to make one stand out. Second, this varies between Commissars. I happened to find that such a hat would draw attention to me from enemies, the better for killing them, and it draws attention from my troops, the better to let them know that there is a price for insubordination.

>>33798684
Guardsman, you should know by now, that with greater rank comes greater faith.

Shielding oneself with petty armor breeds weakness, and the only reason you get as much as you get is because it's in the Imperium's best interests to keep you alive long enough to realize that faith is your greatest protection.

We commissars lead by example, boy, attracting attention to ourselves and braving the odds to show you grunts what to do.

Do we get shot? Absolutely. Do we inspire a hundred others to do even better than we did? Definitely. Is it worth it for the divine Imperium, of which we are but a minuscule cog? Beyond question.

My life is of little consequence. My example can be worth far more. Now get back to the front lines soldier, and be at ease knowing I will be right there with you. Even should you falter in your courage, I and my pistol will ensure that you do yourself no dishonor, so you may live forever at the Emperor's side. That is the only reward worth having, soldier.

>>33799775
Commissar, I have been lucky enough to fight along side the Angles of the Emperor. Do they lack faith according to what you said? They are covered in some kind of armour I can't begin to understand but it looks a lot better than my flack jacket.

>>33798684
TROOPER!

DO YOU POSSESS A REFRACTOR FIELD GIFTED TO YOU BY THE EMPEROR'S SERVANTS THAT YOU MAY SAFELY SHOW YOUR RANK IN THE FIELD WITHOUT THE NEED FOR CUMBERSOME HELMETS?

THEN MAN THE LINE, THE BUGS ARE COMING AROUND FOR A FIFTEENTH PASS.

>>33798684
Historically, the Russian comissars hated the hats.

>>33799894

The Angles of the Emperor are of the exact geometry to deflect bullets. Stop being obtuse.

>>33799894
The Astartes wear holy gear, consecrated unto the task. It is a symbol of their faith, channeling righteousness unto the foe.

I have heard stories of unarmed Astartes defeating foes you and I could not hope to match, do not doubt their faith. It is as if they wear their own Uplifting Primer, designed specifically for them by the Emperor Himself, a cathedral for each Marine to carry into battle, just as our priests carry holy icons to the front lines.

Their armor lets them transcend even their flesh, amazing as it is. This is because they are holy warriors. Were you or I to put it on, it would burn and crush our sinful forms. Their armor magnifies what lies within, showing the enemy the strength of their spirit, this is why it is given only to they who can demonstrate that spirit.

We are given armor of faith, that we may strengthen our faith. Astartes have lived their whole lives in the faith, so that they may wear the Emperor's own armor.

If only it were possible, my faith would let me wear such gear, but I am but a man, and must make do with what I have. As must you, guardsman. Now get moving, before your curiosity leads you to heresy.

>>33799775
...you know, that does explain those woad covered Guardsmen we fought alongside a couple years back. And the Custodes. I saw one once you know Commissar, when on pilgrimage. Amazing sight.
So, why the Astartes wear such heavy armor then?

>>33799894
If given power armor, you, the man inside, would grow reliant on it and grow weak. As would I. The Emperor's Finest are part of their armor, and begin from strength that armor may never cripple their spirit.

They've earned it, soldier, and you haven't, so get back in the damned trench before I have you shot for being AWOL.

>>33798958

I'm sorry sir, but well, you've absorbed an unhealthy Xeno idea.

*KRAK*

>>33799174

Huh, well that makes sense.

>>33800140
Partly it's to let them fight in space, or in deadly atmospheres. Faith aside, we can't equip the entire Imperial Guard with enclosed suits, so we prioritize. This is but mundanities, and is largely inconsequential.

The important half is that the Astartes are our holy warriors. Our monks. Our examples to aspire to for courage, tenacity, endurance, and victory. It is right and proper that their armor should be glorious and powerful beyond all others, that our enemies should fear its approach and know their doom has come beyond all doubt. They must also be visible to the masses, so that all humanity may know its saviors have come to defend them.

The tip of the spear must be fearful, after all.

Man, the more I read these threads the more I begin to see the Commissar as a gruff, rough father type figure, leading the masses of Guardsmen along and answering their every question faithfully within the Emperor's belief. Unless it's something downright heretical though, that gets them shot.

>>33800267
I have personally shot more than one fellow commissar for needlessly slaughtering his men. It is shameful, but sometimes the Scholas mistake bloodlust for leadership.

The worst was when a young man in the battalion deployed to our rear went mad with bloodlust, shooting dozens of his own men in a frenzied desire to have them break orders and rush the front lines. By the Emperor's grace, I put him down, just as the marks of Khorne began to blaze through his skin. So eager was he to get to the fight, that he forgot WHY he was fighting in the first place.

Heresy is contemptible and deserving only of death, but never, ever, ever let yourself run wild, for that will lead you into heresy far worse than a man trying to retreat when he should not.

>>33800267

The more I see these threads, the more I think of a Commissar as a grumpy grandpa who is surrounded by tiny children who won't shut the fuck up while he's trying to fix something.

>>33800267
Stuff like this seems to be how "better" commissars appear in most 40k fiction anyways. They're leaders, but not slaughterers of their own. In the Ciphas Cain books, it was noted that those Commissars who executed too many of their own tended to have 'accidents' behind the lines.

>>33800414
Different commissars, different viewpoints.

>>33800488

Heretic detected. It's not like Cain is anything more than dogshit anyway.

>>33800342
Something similar happened to me on a Crusade in Segmentum Pacificus, actually.

One of our most notable commissars, with a record of absolute courage and fearlessness under fire, and a record of kills and victories long enough to stretch back to Holy Terra, wound up being revealed as a servant of the Blood God, earning his victories through drawing upon the Warp for strength.

It really shook up everyone from the grunts to the high command, and we dithered for almost a year slaughtering his subordinates, who had spread heresy throughout their commands. Turns out, you can kill a lot of orks, and look like heroes, by calling on demons to keep you going.

Their big plan was to do so well in the Emperor's service that they might be called to Holy Terra to receive some sort of reward, and by infiltrating, attack the Emperor himself. Failing that, they'd try to strike at our high command and wreck the entire Crusade.

I count my blessings every day that my commander was one of those who broke the news of the heresy, or I might have been taken in.

>>33798684
Excuse me, Commissar, I am severely depressed can I volunteer to lead the next suicide charge, If I am gonna get myself killed I would like it to be for serving the Emperor to the best of my abilities.

>>33800590
What heresy do you speak? Commissar Ciaphas Cain is a Hero of the Imperium!

>>33798684
>Keep firing, Assholes!

>>33800698

>Implying Blackadder in space is actually a good idea for 40K
>Implying Sandy Mitchell has any grasp of the scale or the power ladders of 40K
>Implying those books are not, in fact shit, and casualizing the BL.

And to think all I know about w40k is from this kind of threads
basically starcraft and starship troopers with a big chunk of nonsense
still entertaining but I wouldn't play it

>>33800753

Sir? At what? We're on our own base. It's the middle of the night. We're helping rebuild the planet after the Ork strike, remember sir? There isn't anything to fire at.

>>33800937
>pssst, private. when he tells you what to shoot at, move forward and check his eyes. if they're red or bloodshot, we've got a problem.

>>33800937
>Guardsmen doing reconstruction work
What the hell is this? the severan Dominion?

>>33798684
What?

>>33801326

Sir, do I really need to cite to you The Emergency Martial Law Regulations and Provisions for the Safeguarding of Civilian Populations in Areas Under the Protection of His Divine Majesty's Imperial Guard and Allied Forces CCXXVIIth revised edition, paragraph 462, section 332Aii(b)?

Imperial Guard forces, when stationed on a world with no active hostilities but structural damage in severity as laid out in paragraph 671, section 1004Aiii(f) shall, in addition to garrison duties to make up for PDF losses, engage in reconstruction work, especially those areas in which military expertise is most needed, including but not limited to, re-training the PDF survivors, building fortifications, safeguarding scattered civilian populations, and ensuring lines of communication are restored as quickly as possible.

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>>33801438
Is it true that it is also written that Imperial Guardsmen should breed with the natives to ensure a healthy supply of recruits for the Imperium in the next two next decades?

Because I kinda already started

>>33801574
It is.

Thank the Emperor I'm not stationed on an Ogryn world this time.

>>33800908
Eh, the game is alright, but the rulebook is dense as hell and the Models are far too pricey considering the work you have to put into them to look mediocre at best.

>>33801438

*BLAM*

Any trooper who has actually read the entire thing well enough to cite from it by memory is obviously corrupted by the Ruinous Powers.

>>33801914
What manner of madness is this, Commisar?!
Is it not the Duty of a Guardsman to know the Uplifting Primer by heart?
Is it not our Duty to understand its wisdom and absorb its knowledge so that we may better fight in he name of our Holy Emperor?

Thank the Emperor that you shot him right in the chest! It seems his Primer managed to stop the bullet.

>>33802984

That wasn't part of the primer. He was citing from some piece of Administratum fertilizer. To quote something like that offhand, he would have had to read through it, not once, but many times.


Any Guardsman who has that kind of time and attention span has been either shirking his duties, or corrupted by Chaos. Possibly both. *BLAMBLAM*

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>>33803047
what if the Guardsman was tasked with assisting an Administratum official during the last war jump?, maybe it the navigator didn't mess up he wouldn't have been forced to study civil law from this guy

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>>33801664
>Thank the Emperor I'm not stationed on an Ogryn world this time.

Did you really think that would save you Guardsman!?

>>33803177
Actually commissar, I think I knew that guy. He had a photographic memory. I remember because he needed to requisition some sleeping tablets to help him deal with what he'd seen on the battlefield and mid-warp.
Shit at small talk though, ended up talking to my lazgun more than him.

>>33800267
The more I read these threads, the harder it is for me to distinguish the Commissar from Patrick Steward.

>>33798684
>same retarded picture
>same retarded thread
>every day
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>33805653
But Anon, this IS the nice thing.

>>33798684

He needs to be seen by his troops, considering he is there to er... ensure loyalty and morale.

Unless you have snipers, commissars aren't really targeted that much considering how heavy the setting battles are, very little time to search for a red hat in the midst of endless walls of enemies.

Excuse me, Commissar, but if the tau are obsessed with following their "Greater Good", and getting others to join them, why don't we tell them that the best way to fulfill the greater good is to eliminate all the orks, tyranids, and lie that if they accomplish the task, then we will all join their empire. Wouldn't the tau go extinct while attempting to complete their task, while also making a dent in our enemies?

>>33806514

Because the Bluies aren't as stupid as you are, Trooper. They barely have FTL travel, they're pretty much stuck in their corner of the Galaxy. How would they even get to some of the major Orkholds in the next millenia?

They know they can't, so they're not going to try. Now for wasting my time, you're on latrine duty for the next week. And *BLAM* You're going to need an augmetic kneecap.

>>33806728
I've been wanting an upgrade, Commissar!

Excuse me, Commissar, the Administratum just sent us new orders. We're supposed to assist a regiment called the Emperor's Membranes in an anti-greenskin campaign in the Sarthaz sector.

>>33808315

Very well. Get ready for embark. Zathras Legion, move out!

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So uh, which faction would Mr. Plinkett fall under? I was thinking Slaanesh:

>Gambling
>Whores
>Fatty foods
>Detailed criticism of film art

Commissar, I literally have no idea how to fire my gun. They dragged me off of my planet and they threw me here and I have no training experience whatsoever. I have literally stood there while training was happening and no one noticed me. At all.

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>>33808566
Tog proud to serve Emp-Rar! Come from far village Hyannoth!

>>33808648
Wait a minute... were there Abhumans in this regiment before?

>>33808648
>>33808719
I...I still don't know how to fight...no one taught me anything. I don't understand.

>>33808566
>>33808761

Watch closely.

*BLAM*

>>33808566
If you had read your Uplifting Primer, you would know how. *BLAM!* Corporal, please clear away this foolish trooper's remains.

Commisar! Commisar! I ripped off my own arms and beat an Ork to death with it! It feels so fucking good! What's wrong with me? Aw fuck, I've never been so turned on!

>>33808364
which group drives their officers more crazy?
the Emperors powder kegs, or the guardsmen that ask too many questions?

>>33808833
How'd you rip off the second arm? Also, how'd you beat an ork to death without arms to wield the severed arms?

>>33808863


Definitely the Zathras Legion

>>33808878
My teeth, sir. I held both arms in my mouth.
I also dislocated my jaw, sir. I'm pretty sure I fired my geneseed when I did that.

>>33808928
Guardsman, I'm pretty sure you're dead.
As in, you've literally lost so much blood you've stopped bleeding, and you're full of bullet holes.

>>33809005
See, that's the thing, Commisar. I should probably be dead, but instead I have a ragging boner and just want to skull fuck the next thing that runs at me. Is this the Emperor's will? Because it feels like the Emperor's will.

>>33808863
well, on the one hand, we have the 1st Membranes, a regiment that is 97% psykers, and has 4 imperator titans.

On the other hand, there is the Zathras Legion, so named because most of, if not all the guardsmen are named from the same family, in which everyone is named Zathras, and all of these guardsmen ask too many questions, involving things they should have no possible way of knowing about.

I think it's a tie.

Excuse me, Commissar? I just wanted to thank you for supporting us and getting my butt into the fray when it counted. I've been transferred to a hive world where there's been some chaos activity nearby. I just wanted to say it was an minor to have met you, and if I beat you to the Emperor's side, I'll ask Him to keep an eye on you.

>>33809064

Don't forget that not matter how many of them get BLAM'ed, the Zathras legion always has around the same number of guardsmen. I think that tilts it in favor of them.

>>33809064
The Zathras Legion has a proud history and many of the Imperium's greatest heroes have spawned from their gene-pool, from Lord Solar Macharius Zathras, to Commisar Yarrick Zathras, to Ollanius Pius Zathras, to Malcador Zathras the Sigilite himself.

Why do the xenos hate us, sir?

>>33809216
Xenos are like crustaceans son, from Ancient Terra. They feel only 3 things in life: Hate, pain, and joy in killing the innocent. Pity them soldier, for theirs is a horrid existence. Pity them, and put them out of their misery without hesitation.

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>>33809041
Are you sure?

>>33798684

Excuse me Commissar, but since we're due to ship out tomorrow, I think this has come to a head. You see, back when we were storming the city, I came across a civilian, took her in, kept her protected at my post, and she helped keep the bedroll warm at night sir.

Anyway, since we're due to ship out, should I tell her something? Or should I take her with the regiment?

Sir, there's a man standing outside the camps screaming about someone with a silly name. Something with an S. Slanish? Something like that.

>>33809322
...yep, I'm am sure that the Emperor is in my head telling me to go around raping the skulls of my enemies, and maybe cut my nipples off a little.

>>33809179
is this factual, myth that they have begun to believe after millennia, or just the same type of blatant falsehood as what is used by the Galactic Partridges to make themselves look superior?

>>33809340
Shoot him until he stops moving and then shoot him again.
>>33809360
Also shoot this guy

>>33809374
Yes.

>>33809374
Factual of course... Lieutenant Zathras.

What groups would the Zathras Legion get along with?
The Galactic Partridges? (seen as their mortal protegees?)
The Mentors Legion?
Alpha Legion?

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>>33809776
Tzeentch and/or Cegorach find them hilarious to watch, and so manipulate events to keep them alive

But refractors fields are better protection than flak armor anyway...

>>33809328
>Camp Waifu, yis ur no?
TAKE HER YOU STUPID HUMAN!!!

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don't worry I'll whip this regiment into shape

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>>33810108
>>33809328

Zathras, is that a daemon speaking to you? Where is your lasgun, Zathras?

>>33810361
No, she's 100% Zathras, Commissar Zathras. And my gun is in the armoury, Sergeant Zathras said he's going to modify it for hotshot packs.

>>33800908
The wargame is shit because it's so expensive, not nearly enough payoff for the price of models, but the rpgs aren't half bad. I like Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, and the like.

>>33810414
Some of the vidya are pretty rad, too. Also it spawned Necromunda and Inquisitor, which are both great tt games.

>>33810361
I'm talking to whoever is trying to leave their mate...

...NO WAIFU LEFT BEHIND!!!

>>33810487
Stop shouting and board the damn shuttle, Junior Specialist Zathras.

>>33808417

He's like Nurgle too. Old, smells bad, several diseases, walking plague.

>>33810487

WAIFU FOR THE WAIFU THRONE

MOE FOR THE MOE GOD

>>33810409
Good to hear, Lieutenant Zathras. Carry on.
>>33810661
What are you on about, Trooper Zathras?

>>33810509
Fine...

>>33810661
MOE FOR THE MOE GODDESS, MOE FOR THE MOE GODDESS, MOE FOR THE MOE GODDESS!!!

>>33810694

what part of

WAIFU FOR THE WAIFU THRONE

MOE FOR THE MOE GOD


is hard to understand sir?

>>33810732
>>33810708
The part where you two keep shouting it instead of getting on the shuttle already!

>>33810754
I'm shouting AS I get on the shuttle, I multitask like that!

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>>33798684
HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE THERE?!?! I SWEAR TO EMPEROR IVE SHOT YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS

>>33810783
Welcome to the Zathras Legion... Commissar Zathras.

>>33800782
>implying BL wasn't already casual
0/10 b8 m8

>>33810754

I have orders to stay here sir

I think it's has to do with the Inquisition sir

>>33798684
>If you're so important, shouldn't you at least have a helmet like we do?
>If you're so important
>if

That's a blamming.

>>33808417
>posts picture of fake plinkett
>detailed criticism of film art
Are you retarded?

>>33810818
Ah yes, Interrogator Zathras said something about a special detachment. Carry on, Corporal Zathras.

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>>33798684
Dats an interestin' point ya got dere runty 'oomie.

Ya see, unlike da Orks, who can oo's in charge by oo's biggest n' meanest, runtie 'umies r' all da same puny size. So, in order fer em ta tell oo's the meanest uv da lot, dey wear bigger and bigger hats. Its a flawed system ta be sure, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Course, we's still tuffer den da lot of ya because we're Or-er-kustumed ta combat n' it takes more den a scratch ta zog me.

As fer makin us stand out, 'ow would we get da best foightin if we didn't stand out from you gitz eh? No proppa foight worth his arse is gonna waste 'is time on you runtz

>>33810841

sir yes sir


oh and before I forget

he asked for a few dozen kegs of beer

>>33810783
Ah, good, Commissar Zathras, you're here! I have a confession to make...

You see... I am Alpharius.

>>33810887
Ah, hello there, Nob Zathras!

>>33810941
Wait a second... your're Corporal Zathras, not Corporal Zathras! You're hereby demoted to Trooper First Class and assigned to sanitary maintenance for the duration of our voyage. Now get to the shutta'.

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I do not think I have ever seen so many similarly-featured Gue'la in all of my life.

>>33810992
It's Commissork Zathras now, Trooper Zathras.

>>33810953

*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

>>33810953

Alpharius Zathras

stop that

>>33810992

I think you mean Kaptin Zathras

....ah. Shit. I got a letter here addressed to Zathras. Doesn't say where he's stationed or what rank.

>>33811033

Ehh, I've never been able to tell one Gue'la from another. Makes me wonder how they breed so profligately. Surely they must have trouble telling their males and females apart.

>>33798684
The Emperor protects!

>>33811033
Shas'o Zath'ras, welcome to the regiment! How' cousin Zathras doing on that sept world of his?

>>33811046
>>33811058
Ah, of course! How could I have forgotten, Kaptin-Commissork Zathras?

>>33811026

no you have me confused with Corporal Zathras sir

>>33811081
Actually, I think that's Shas'Ui Zathras you're talking to.

>>33811067
Let's see. Bah, it's for Zathras of course! He's the one with the fur coat over his armour. Oi! Zathras! Mail!

>>33811115
You sure it's not for Zathras?

>>33811115
Wait, I've been expecting a message. Could it be mine?

>>33811098
Could be, those blue Zathrases have wierd ranks. I never got along with that branch of the family to be honest.

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What in Khaine's name have you gotten yourselves into now, mon'keigh?

>>33811158
Hello farseer Zarthas!

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>>33810783
ZATHRAS REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR.

>>33811145
I know what you mean. Me, my problem's with the metal Zathrases. What's Cryptek Zathras up to, anyway?

>>33811132
>>33811139

what are you talking about just looking at the name tells you it's not

>>33811158

what you do you mean?

we're just talking about Zathras?

>>33811214
You'll have to excuse Farseer Zathras, she hasn't had her daily recaf yet.

When will God-Emperor Zathras wake up?

>>33811232
I know that feel...

>>33811283

every guard knows that feel

What the FUCK is going on in this thread?

Uh, commissioner, how do you tell the difference between an Eldar and a Dark Eldar?

>>33811366
The Zathras Legion is going on in this thread of course!

>>33811386

you don't need to know

just shoot

>>33811366

Zathras reunion

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...

>>33811386
Farseer Zathras will explain, now that she's here.

>>33811366
Zathras thread. Now get in your position Zathras, Zathras is out sick and you'll have to pull double to cover him.

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

our homeworld is now a recruiting world for a Space Marine Chapter

in a few years there will be Zathras Space Marine throughout the Imperium

>>33811550
There are tons of Space Marine Zathras, like Kaldor Draigo Zathras, Indrick Boreale Zathras, Gabriel Angelos Zathras, Dante Zathras, Bjorn Zathras the Fell-Handed etc.

>>33811579
>Entire Imperium is Zathras!

>>33811550
They'll be called the Knights of Zathras. Until a group of them turn to Chaos, splinter off, and become the Bloody Zathrases

>>33811550
Zathrasmarines! The Administratum will go mad.

>>33811614
Already did, see, Zathrases are in every part of the Imperium, some have even tried to categorize us as an entire abhuman subspecies. Course, that was shot down by the Lord Inquisitor Zathras and Fabricator General Zathras.
Keeping track of trillions of Zathrases, especially across the Imperial Guard, drove about 2 million adepts insane. So to cut down the loss of employees, they rounded up all the most identical Zathrases and made them into their own legion, and just forgetting about remembering them all.

>>33811676
That does make sense, Sage Zathras, thank you. Abhuman species! The nerve!

>>33799973
Historically, people hate being singled out and shot at.

hey guys Rogue Trader Zathras said he would drop some suppplies off for us

>>33798684
What is this from?

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'LO AND BEHOLD THE UNBELIEVER AMONGST YOU. HEAR THE WORDS OF TREACHERY FROM THIS WORM'S MOUTH AND HOW TO SPEW FORTH FROM THE ORIFICE THROUGH WHICH HERESY SPREADS IN A MANNER MOST PESTILENTIAL.

DOUBT THEE THE FAITH OF THE EMPEROR'S FINEST? DOUBT THEE THE IMMORTAL PLAN WHICH HE-ON-TERRA HAS CONCEIVED? FROM WHAT STANDING DO YOU- LOWLIEST OF ANIMALS- DARE TO EVEN QUESTION THE WORKS OF THOSE FAR GREATER THAN YOURSELF.

TRULY YOU ARE THE SPAWN AND THE SEED OF DISORDER. YOU ARE A RANK FOLLOWER OF THOSE WHO WOULD CORRUPT ALL THAT IS PURE AND GOOD IN THIS UNIVERSE. IN A VAST EMPIRE OF HUMAN ACCOMPLISHMENT YOU ARE THE COG THAT REFUSES TO TURN AND AS SUCH YOU WILL BE REMOVED.

HARKEN TO MY WORDS ALL YE FAITHLESS PLEBEIANS. THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR FROM WHO YOU DRAW ALL THAT YOU HAVE EXPECTS NOTHING MORE FROM YOU THAN YOUR UNQUESTIONING OBEDIENCE AND YOUR LIVES. IN SUBMISSION YOU WILL FIND FREEDOM, IN OBEDIENCE YOU WILL FIND FULFILLMENT, IN DUTY YOU WILL FIND DEATH, AYE, AS WELL AS PURPOSE.

-BANG-

QUESTION NOT THE HAT, IT IS THE IMPERIUM'S WILL MADE MANIFEST JUST AS I AM IT'S WRATH.

Ok Trooper, pull out the next entry from the suggestions box.

>>33810783

hey commisar

what's wrong with your faaaaaaaaace

>>33811903

It's a take on this concerned redshirt from star trek: first contact from red letter media's review

http://youtu.be/Gz1PBiq-2OE?t=2m9s

Being around you guys reminds me of the good old days.
...
Its decided then. Every one of my men shall henceforth go by the codename Zathras.

>>33812108
That would lead to terrible confusion, Commander Zathras. Let us adopt you and your regiment instead, so you can know Zathras from Zathras.

>>33812678

I agree with Zathras

>>33812108

from now on you are Alpharius Zathras the II