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Let’s see where we left off. You hear a tune as some papers get sorted. Beach? No. Sammiches? Bloody hell before that? Aquarium. The last recap was at the aquarium? This is going to take a while. May as well get started then, grab a seat. Despite there being only one chair everyone has a spot, and you sit down in front of the large screen.

Right, the recap. If you are just getting started the last recap covers everything from thread one to then so we will just pick up from there. After going to the aquarium we decided to check out some rumors about a spooky cult on an island. On our way there Risa was attacked by a demonically infused Hollow named Sid who was a squid. We ate the bastard, and got a new power for our troubles. When we got to the island it turned out there was a spooky fog full of leech people. The fog was sticky. It was god spooge. After help from a pirate named Bardwah we found the location of the god, and discovered it was some form of Japanese perversion monster then killed it. We also ate it which is gross when you think about it. That became our godly basis, and filled up our slots.

We claimed the island as our own, and installed a priest there but being a god is actually a lot of work so we said sod it and went back home. Your home was attacked by supposedly Nephilim, and Fuego kept ending up like a jobber. That has little to do with the situation at hand, but we did learn Fuego has a very good looking teacher. The Nephilim were not Nephilim, but Loki tricks which were an attempt to get us to attack the Nephilim and be killed by angels. We avoided his ruse, and he told us he loved us. We didn’t fall for it though because that bloke will say anything to get a shag in the knob head.
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We figured out Loki was at the shrine, and sort of went a little crazy accusing everyone of being Loki which drove our mates away from us. We got Ryoko to help us summon Thor by- Yeah, that. What? Of course that’s how it went down. I don’t remember us sort of getting beat up by her in a really dramatic fight, and constantly killing each other in order to summon Thor, I remember hot spring. We hatched a plan with Thor to draw out Loki, and it worked almost too well. The dice hate the Norse.

We had a very dramatic and drawn out fight which ended with us tearing out Loki’s eye and Thor taking him into custody. We kept the eye, and sometimes just look at it because it’s ours now. After that we heard about strange happenings in a certain city so we went there to check it out. The city was filled with a sort of rage virus, and Sin-Fin got really angry about her lot in life. Unlife. See, she was made to be the perfect waifu for Adam, and was pretty much made broken before getting diddled by probably Satan, and turned into a hollow and mind diddled further for the last entirety of human history.

Also she went off on Shiba for being werewolves which was funny at the time, but now feels sort of sad because we have been really cool together for the last little while. She deserves to be happy right? Don’t want her to become bitter and angry, or she will transform under the light of the moon into an alpha sort of thing. The thing making the rage virus was a sort of monster blob of parts made by this bird named Mendel. That’s what she called herself anyway, you have no idea who she really is. There are some theories about her, and I am sort of putting forth the idea she is Jager somehow but no one listens to me. I’m just a moderately antagonistic symptom of your schizophrenia, or some horrible shadowrunned plot after all. Mendel is pro humanity, and wants to save the human race. She also has a troubling lack of morals which would normally jive with us.
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We killed the thing making the virus, and ran away before getting lasered. We booped Shiba’s soul, and made her fuse with her Zanpakuto which made her stronger. Also made her half dragon sort of, the cunt can’t catch a break can she? We heard from Natsuki, a fallen at our shrine because Lucy promised, that Lucifer was going to do something we may want to take advantage of. Lucifer started an eclipse which enabled you to go back to Fenrir’s cage, and get Lucifer further into the world of the living. You fought Fenrir, and nearly lost, but Jager helped by using her second release which was robots! Robots Jagers! She loses herself with the higher AI levels, but it is useful.

You went back to the shrine after that with the plague sword. You used the angel sword to lure Sammiches, the angel of plague and disease, out. You also got him to send all of the copies of doctor who to Mendel on accident which was unfortunate.

You killed and ate him, which made you feel a little sick because you seriously had no idea where he has been. Then you got comforted by Jager and it was adorable. What do you mean that isn’t how it went down? Look, there is a very specific amount of attention I can pay to anything without making it werewolves because magical girls okay? Fine, I will cut back by, oh I don’t know, let’s say half. You snuggled the Jager, and decided her abs were perfect beyond all reason.

Then you had a free day, and went to the beach. It was lovely, your plant spoke, and was so adorable, and there was also a beach volleyball contest which we invited Asmodeus to. We didn’t hang out with Sin-Fin at all, and she seemed to have had a fantastic adventure without us. But no they say, monologue we don’t know what she’s thinking, and we get scared. Embrace that fear, for fear is just joy that hasn’t been discovered yet.
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After that, let’s see was it Jager ship or Luna? Luna, that’s right. We heard of another god signal. We went there and it was a trap by the evil Mr. Smilie! Fought some blokes, and got our Third release which the dice do not like very much. But that’s fine though, right? Right. We missed out on an ability called Masochism which has been the source of some unhappiness from the shadow council, but things are all working out for the best I suppose.

Got to some super tower, and discovered Mr. Smilie was Luna attempting to win her way into your heart through your stomach. You told her you had no heart because hollow, and that made her sad. Now she is not there, but just like Sin-Fin people want to talk to her but don’t know what to say to make things work so it will turn into dead silence. Ten quid says I’m right.

She left, and you ran from the angels. Oh, the quincy are still around, Nazi flavored, and they have anti berserker/regeneration magics which is bad because it made Ryoko sick and sad. We made her a pie so that probably fixed everything. We had a date with Hiroshi, and got a call from Mendel saying some bloke was lusting for Jager’s abs. Guy was named amp, and he amped Jager into a giant space ship. We invaded the ship, and got our ass kicked by some giant robots before giving up. We just sort of snatched Jager from the thing before the main gun could fire.

Mendel gave a multiple choice backstory on Jager, but we were all “Fuck you, give it to us straight.” She did not give it to us straight at all. Fucking Mendel. We had to comfort Jager after that which- What? So? Half of infinity is still infinity! Ha! Anyway, Gabriel gives us an ultimatum after we flicked his forehead which wasn’t actually that bad stop panicking all the bloody time. Then came Raijin, and I sort of tuned that bit out.
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Shinigami forces have split between some sort of weird guys who seem to have fused with their swords without your help, and ones who don’t think you’re a complete tosser. Then the talking happened, and there was drama and romance. Blah blah blah.

We ate Raijin, we gave his drums to shiba, and that whole shinigami split thing was still going on so we buggered out of there. We went with our team to the gaping wound where Soul Society once was, and found shinigami were fusing with old one remains, such as the Soul King’s blood. Monster was still alive, and Squad Zero was a thing. They kicked our ass after we ate just one of them, and Monster had to use his Bankai to escape. That reminded them of their Bankai, so now going back there will be much more dangerous.

We made it back, then gave Azzy a leg massage which didn’t go as well as I would like. Really, the whole rejecting Azzy bit seems to have stained us a little because after that there was just more, and more talking. Also running away.

What do I mean? Well, met a scarecrow, didn’t kill the scarecrow. Befriended the scarecrow, and he pointed us at demons. Caede warned us the demons would catch on she is there, we wandered about and got nuked by hellfire, and then had to be comforted by Jager again.

Then there was a slumber party which there was going to be a picture for, but things did not turn out how we would have liked. Sort of the way of things, innit? Oh, Ryoko opened a box we got from Asmodeus, and it had a bunch of stuff in it including a collar of pure lust energy. We gave it to Jager, but she hasn’t put it on.
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We learned about two gods, Izanami and a moon person, who we decided to deal with. An attempt to solo Izanami was made, and it worked out about as well as it sounds. It didn’t work is what I mean. You bravely ran away once more. Then you got a team together, and killed the moon man. You ate him. No talking or friendship things, you straight up killed that dude.

Gave a magic dagger to Sin-Fin, and then went out to party with Asmodeus, and that was about it. Yeah. So gimme a hand with that would you? Just tell me when the signal comes back. You reach your hand into a device, and push a few buttons. There is a shrill whir and- Oi not that one!

Pzzts.

Revelation cost reduced by half!

Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, glibness, and the discussion of butts for the first bit as per normal.

You are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently being sucked through the crazy straw called infinity. You land on the ground in the Soul Society’s castly part. The inside portion where all the shinigami live there is no name for it. No one named it. I would know if there were a name for it. Totally. You look up at the ceiling and see a ball of energy slam into some dome of energy surrounding the place. It splits apart just as it gets through and you see the scrubs you came with get separated by soul… winds. Just go with it.
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They scatter to the four corners of Soul Society, and you realize you may have just gotten them scattered into nothing. Oops. You sniff the air to get a solid layout of the area before deciding what to do. You came here to get married, while Orange is after the shinigami slag who got captured. He has a thing for her, which might make him your brother-in-law someday soon. Cool deal. “You seem a bit unhappy voice in my head. Don’t want me to be an honest woman?” You ask.

Well, like, there are just so many other things we can do. Just poor attention span at work I think. We’ll see what happens.

[] Chase after the one who swore to take you as a bride maybe
[] Follow one of the balls of light
[] Just sort of much about
[] Other, please specify

Will shower, make food, let people read, etc. then answer questions when I return

Intro Post thingy:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>33848204
>whyisviral9sobased.png
>>33848261
Cool! Mores stuff from Dec-
>>33848313
Huh. It looks like the peanutbutter trick hilariously backfired. Or overfired. Or something. Yeah.

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>dat art

>>33848342
>Revelation cost reduced by half!
H-huh?

>>33848383
Because he is

Aye

Got that as a freeby a while back after remembering the anon who said he was having /u/ dreams of Jager and Risa. I want him/her to suffer/come to my unbirthday party

>>33848376
>[] Chase after the one who swore to take you as a bride maybe

we can't just drop this storyline after all this waiting


and GOTG was great. Iron man 1 tier great.

I hope you don't get in trouble for the Risa Jager PB trick pic

>>33848376
>Chase after the one who swore to take you as a bride maybe
>We should look for him socially, right, ask around about him. We can't just sniff him out by Go Juice like some alley cat, we're trying to be a proper bird about this, yeah?

Shoot...I think the only things in this version of Soul Society that could

>>33848414
Was supposed to be more but I got lost on the road of life.

Sorry, it should reflect now that it is reduced. Pastebin sometimes hates me.
>>33848423
I could delete it and link to it? Think I should?

>>33848463
>I could delete it and link to it? Think I should?
Load up dat imgur.

>>33848463
just to be safe. hate to sound like a buzzkill, but nobody wants you to get banned, especially mid thread.

>>33848499
>>33848501
Just to be safe I shall. It is in the HQR gallery in theory now

>>33848376
I read your entire recap and it made no sense whatsoever to me. What the fuck is this shit about?

>>33848376
>[] Chase after the one who swore to take you as a bride maybe
The scrubs have their own battles and can take care of themselves. Probably. Who cares.

>>33848376
>[x] Chase after the one who swore to take you as a bride maybe

>>33848569
You are a ghost with lasers. You ate other ghosts until you got strong, then started to eat angels, gods, and part of an old one until you are ghostish.

You have a partially malevolent voice in your head which was the voice during the recap and there is currently an omake going on right now so people can ask questions about the game and see how things work without actually effecting the plot.

>>33848569
http://pastebin.com/F1iTYWRM

>>33848604
Whatever, I don't care for this lame shit.

>>33848569
The recaps probably sound like nonsense if you've never read the quest before. I'm pretty sure they're not so much designed to get new players caught up as they are a thing to remind already players of what the hell happened over the last couple months.

>>33848342
>revelation cost reduced by half
Oah gods it's like Christmas all over again!
Im heading home from Tallahassee right now and I missed last thread. Life keeps getting in the way, but I'm not going to miss it this time. Congrads on thread 100 azure, you're a fuckin champ.

>>33848569
>
don't worry too much about it right now, this is an Omake thread where we are mucking about in the Canon for the source material for this quest.

>>33848646
Well, thanks for giving it a shot anyway.

So chasing after what's his face it is. Will try and get a post out while I finish cooking.

>Mizuko Shiba(Werewolf captain): / / Hands off the hot chick

another for the harem?

>>33848742
You keep saying harem like it will fall into your lap but

Since when were you under the impression that was the case?

>>33848742
More like another point of complication that is the confusing clusterfuck we keep trying to juggle.

I have to admit that ripping on her for werewolfness while sitting in the middle of a lesbopile sounds hilarious.

>>33848792
Since we can make our lap so large they have no option but to fall in it?

>>33848792
is not a catghostgod/a voice inside the head of said catghostgod entitled to their dreams?

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You decide that no, you won’t be following the scrubs you came here with. Honestly they are sort of a drag, with their constant bitching and moaning about friendship. You don’t have any friends and look how you turned out! Just fine, that’s what I say. “Wait, aren’t you my friend?” You ask. No, I am at best an amused bystander who gets delight from watching you suffer.

You hold back a tear as you run through soul society to find what’s his face. Actually, what was his name? “No idea.” You reply. “I wasn’t paying very good attention and it has been a while since we mucked about with no side effects.” You say.

Well, whatever, we can probably find him based on memory. You search through the massive mostly empty buildings which is really a waste of space and property value to find the person with hair. Probably. You look around the seriously awful use of space location and see Orange is standing around a bald guy doing a little dance. Japan is weird.

You ignore him and move deeper into the Society. You think you see a white haired guy, some short white haired guy, and a bloke with some weird hair braid thing. One of them is probably the guy right? “Are we sure it’s a guy?” You ask perched on the top of a roof cloaked. No.

[] Go for the short person
[] The taller white haired person
[] The one with the braid
[] Other, please specify

Now to shower and grab a bottle or two.

>>33848951
>[] The taller white haired person
Kids are stupid and braids cannot be trusted. Only this guy remains.

>>33848951
>[] The one with the braid

Risa isn't into manlets or senior citizens so it must be braid man

>>33848987
Wouldnt he be the short person?

>>33848951
>Other Please specify
None of these are the guy, but maybe they know the guy. We have his scarf, maybe they recognize the scarf.
>The Taller White Haired person

>>33848991
But the taller one has persistent whooping cough.

>>33849015
That's because he's old. With old age comes wisdom. He knows.

>>33848951
>[] Go for the short person

>>33849009
You're right

>>33849011
YOU THERE, TELL ME WHO BELONGS TO THIS SCARF, They said some junk about it being important to their family and they didn't take it back from me so it means he wants to make an honest woman out of me!

Also who does your hair?

>>33849015
It could be the one with the smile

>>33849045
We should wear the scarf to show our dedication to our fiance.

>>33849076
We should. It was a gift after all. A gift we had to take ourselves, but it totally counts.

Guys, I think we are seriously overlooking Friedhelm's potential. Sure he's now ex Nazi youth, but being so gullible as to be a shorts wearing Nazi youth means he is malleable to doing horrible things.

Here we are, a level of sociopath that makes Charles Manson look sane, and we aren't grooming him into a perfect little killer to die for us which would be laughably easy as long as we feed him garbage about the strong versus the weak being more true than the usual Quincy Crap he's been smacked down about.

Besides we need to up his loyalty some how...and he has the discipline to be a better monster than Ryouichi...that or he'll just shoot at us and we laugh at his failure.

LAUGH

>>33849103

Yes, we should totally wear it and gush to every coated Shinigami we meet about how much our fiance must love us to have let us have this without even knowing each others name, so we broke into heaven to find him.

He must need us being so heartbroken that he had to put his own sister in the clink.

>>33848951
>[x] Other, please specify
Walk up to all three of them and repeat after me "Aizen has mexicolust".

>>33849114
but quncies suck. Better off leading Ryoko around by the clit.

>>33848951
>[] The taller white haired person

>>33849114
But he hates us. Like a lot.

As long as we're talking meta.. How do we get more juice? Our tanks run empty in a heated battle pretty fast, that's without Zero and incoming Revelation. We haven't been capable of raising our main stat in ages and that's worrisome.

>>33849171
but he likes our legs a lot. its not unfeasible but quinicies have a low return and I've never really seen encouraging results from actively trying to powerlevel the scrubs

>>33849187
The stats periodically go up depending on what we do in fights.

When we were just blasting Pandora Cero all the time and emptying our tank constantly, go-juice went up every once in a while.

Now we're running around trying to do shapeshifting martial arts with laser mittens on and we never manage to actually empty our tank so it's not really increasing.

>>33849187
Last time I remember it being low was when we got hellfired.
>>33849200
Hes a teen, he likes every remotely attractive females legs.

>>33849200
come up with specific battleplans maximize efficiency and minimize cost?

Then again, we're laser blitzkreig, the shorter the fight the better for us

>>33849114
All Risa really needs is a sexy Nazi officer costume that shows off her Elder God-tier legs.
He then would either quickly break or lock himself in a tissue storage for a few weeks.
The Lust Collar is optional.

>>33849233
>teenager
>needing lust collar

some sideboob and he's effectively under mind control

>>33849171
I'm certain we can sway him, make him face his own moral failings by sitting him down and forcing him to watch a documentary on/by ex Nazi youth under the pretense of talking to him about THE SOCIAL SCIENCES, and then showing him the short film "The Wave"

Then point out how ready he was to probably murder anyone not a quincy, monster or human, at his lord's request.

Languish in his realization of what he is capable of, then prod him to why not work for a fun monster who doesn't discriminate?

>>33849258
Not sure that would work bro seeing as he is legitimately better than like 90% of people. Its easy to think you are master race when you can shoot laser arrows.

>>33849258
You do realize that he doesn't kill things just because? He does it because he honestly believes that he's doing the correct thing and should be proud of it.
Risa has nothing to offer him, really.

Why bother with Friedhelm when Whitey is probably stronger, has no problems with us and needs only an invite?

I mean shit, there are better scrubs if you want more for some reason.

>>33849344
We could take some of the lesser young scrubs on adventures after the end of the world, assuming they live.

>>33849344
Fucking Zweitys stats are also beastly.

Tall haired guy it is then.

Writing writing.

>>33849377
Seriously. Zweity and Whitey have the highest go-juice out of all the scrubs if you don't count Ryoko in berserk state.

>>33849377
Whitey is also better and doesn't auto fail against hoodlums.

>>33849410
Tall white haired guy. Come on Azure.

Still writing.

>>33849410
eh, Captain Tuberculosis is a cool guy, dying of TB with twin loli/shota sword spirits and doesn't afraid of anything

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You throw on your dashing scarf and sonido over to the taller white haired person. White haired people are strange, don’t you think? Anyway, you land in front of him, and point your finger in his general direction. “Attention! You are the one who gave me the-“ You sniff the air around him. Might not be him, should have gone for the braid.

“Eh? You are-“ he starts before holding his hand up to his mouth and coughing.

Polite, turning away and coughing like that. Don’t see that often enough anymore. “I know people keep coughing in the air just right in front of your face these days. Too bloody rude.” You agree.

“Taicho!” A voice calls out.

“That the kung-fu thing?” You ask as a short girl runs up to the captain and puts her hand on her blade. No it means captain, use your context clues. “Right, sorry. Hello small person. I am looking for my fiancé. He gave me this scarf, and wanted me to follow him to heaven. I just sort of forgot to get his name; would you happen to know who he is?”

“You’re a Ryoka.” The girl protests.

“Did Ryoko’s name get mucked up again? For the love of Bopfrod, we need to be better about that. No, I am Risa. It’s similar but not.” You helpfully inform her.

“You!” A man with a very unfortunate face shouts charging at you.
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White haired guy raises his hand to stop him but he is too late. The blade slams into your shoulder and skids off your go juice hardened skin. Sparks fly off of where the blade connects and he looks at you flabbergasted. Your hand shoots out and your long nails dig into his throat. You push him against the wall and frown. “Now that was just rude. What do you have to say for yourself?” You ask and listen. “Gurgleherk Bahshard shtahpk kullang meh? Those aren’t words.”

You start counting the numerous horrible ways you are probably going to kill him when white haired guy holds up his hand. “Please stop!”

Do we stop? Think it’s too late to go for braids?
[] Kill the bastard, he made skin sparks
[] Let him go. Everybody gets one
[] Other, please specify
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>>33849553
Rip his robe thing off him and burn it in front of everybody so he's left there standing in his knickers.

>>33849553
>[] Other, please specify
Can we throw him into the air and see if he reaches the energy dome? After that it's up to him to survive or not.

Ask about the scarf damnit.

>>33849553
Ahh I missed being so powerful we couldnt even get cut.

>>33849553
Do you know where scarf man is? He has weird hair thingies in his hair and he would certainly be more interesting than choking Mr. Funnyface.

>>33849187
Pretty much >>33849209 this. The higher a stat is the harder it is to level, but you get stars in stuff periodically when you do awesome things in combat, or get a critical, or just when you have been working at it for a while and I give it to you

>>33849636
Do you realize Risa could end the grand battle on the bird hill with a few punches and sneezes?

>>33849674
Yes and I love it.

>>33849553
>[] Other, please specify
Does wonderland work on sense of time? I kinda want to make this guy think he just spent 20 years in solitary confinement.

>>33849553
>Other
Flare our reiatsu. It does fun things to people as I recall.

I wonder if ukitake can take it...

>>33849711
It does feel very refreshing to finally be top tier.

>>33849755
Wait up, not yet. Then the entire SS will shit itself and the hunt for richboy will be off. We gotta save that for The Moment.

>>33849553
Use the tickle orbs on his sword and clothes. It should be funny.

>>33849781
You make a valid point. I really hope we can make flaming bird thing our bitch through sheer presence.

>>33849817
Not just the bird.
>be Aizen
>call upon the blubbery Hollow and its host of Menos for an evac
>crazy woman flares her juice
>hollows piss themselves and refuse to open the gates
>stranded behind enemy lines
>the crazy woman asks for the plotrock and glasses in exchange for a right of passage
wat do

>>33849781
I kinda want to see Risa just randomly kick Aizen off the hill after he wastes everyone else.

>>33849862
Dont forget his couch.

>>33849760
Could Kenpachiramasama hurt us? I remember his ultimate move back in the day being that he swung his sword with two hands.

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“Right, I’ll do you for that.” You say grabbing his robe.

With dexterity beyond anything humans can manage you tear off his robe thingy and leave him in- is that a loincloth? “Yes it is. Who the hell wears a loin cloth?” You ask.

You let him go, and as soon as he hits the ground he coughs and feels around his neck. “What was that?” He demands.

“Everybody gets one. Now, where is scarfy Mcscarfington. The voices tell me that he has hair thingies and something about a sister?” You say.

White haired guy nods. “Yes, you mean captain kuchiki.” He says.

“That’s right. Rubbish name though, Risa Kuchiki. Think he should take my name instead, it will work better I think.” You say.

“You are here about him? Rukia is my squad member and…” Oh god. Pressing A. Pressing A. Pressing A.

“Wait, you can skip dialogue?” You ask. It does some severe brain damage, but yeah. “Ha ha, Wibbilty goo!” You’re like a sim!

“You may be our only hope to make it in time. Will you help me?” White haired guy asks.

Oh damn it.

[] Yeah, sounds like a plan chief
[] No, I will do this my way
[] Other, please specify

>>33849880
The couch. How could I forget the couch.

Forgive me risa, for I have sinned.

>>33849906
Not if he doesn't have any hands.

>>33849880
>>33849937
The couch is after. Home visit, more terrorizing. No rest from Risa.

>>33849913
>[x] This feels vaguely familiar.
>[x] No, I will do this my way

>>33849913
>[] No, I will do this my way

nah, I got this shit man. go get some bed rest and orange juice.

>>33849913
>[] No, I will do this my way
You answered the question, your relevance has passed.

>>33849913
>Yeah, sounds like a plan chief
You know shits just going to get lasered anyway.

Lets derail everything and just bust Rukia waaay before the execution.

Steal strawberry's thunder

>>33849913
>[x] No, I will do this my way

>>33850047

But how will Risa ever meet Yoruichi and have a panic attack about not using protection?

>>33850047
Why dont we just steal EVERYONES thunder

>>33850047
But then there won't be a final standoff at the chicken hill.

>>33849913
>Yeah, sounds like a plan chief
I'll help you save your little dear, I'll even plan and not play it by ear
I'll get there fast with time to spare, even if I really don't actually care
Though if it at the end of it all this stops being fun, I reserve the right to blow up the sun.

>>33850063
bust her out during bankai training

>>33849913
>Yeah, sounds like a plan chief
GLORIOUS THUNDER STEALING TECHNIQUE OF THE THOUSAND YEAR TAIL

>>33849913
>[] No, I will do this my way

>>33849913
>Yeah, sounds like a plan chief
Should be fun, right? Wheres the quest marker.

>>33849913
>Yeah, sounds like a plan chief

>>33849913
>[x] No, I will do this my way

>>33848139

How do I find these ladies in the alps?

Wait, didn't Rukia offer to talk with us if we wanted to?

Break into prison to have a therapy session. Then just leave.

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“This all feels vaguely familiar.” You say. Oh with the thing? “Yeah, though I swear to Gornabrious Bopfrod if Sin-Fin stabs me in the back through my shadow again I will, I just. I totally will.” Forgive her? “Yeah. She has to follow orders, not just willingly being afraid of saying no but a forced programming. Plus lately, even though we all find it hard to deal with her, she is trying her best to be happy. I just can’t bring myself not to support her. In the next season I am pretty sure she will tell me someone she hates and you know what? I will straight up kill that person. I will kill them so hard they will die from it.” You continue.

“Captain, I think she’s crazy.” Short brown haired girl says.

"I thought she was crazy when we first met!" The guy on the ground says.

"Well I thought she was crazy when we sensed her energy!" Brown replies.

“You would not be wrong.” You reply snapping out of your daze. “But about your plan, I wasn’t really listening but I am going to have to say no. Not that I don’t trust you, given the chance I may actually give you the old tail tumble, but I have a plan already. It is a good plan.” It’s lasers. “It’s… not lasers. See that monologue? I lied to keep them off my track.” Clever.

“I see. I can’t persuade you otherwise?” He asks.

“Probably not.” You say.

“I see. I won’t force you.” He sighs.

“B-but captain!” the man who came to a knickers fight wearing a loin cloths says.

“It’s fine. Just let me give you some advice…” Ugh. Pressing A. Pressing A. Pressing A. “I hope you understand.”
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“Course I will. Well, off to enact my daring scheme.” You explain sonidoing off into the soul society

Orange just beat some bloke up and is running towards a big tower. Girl Orange has her werewolf friend and is fighting some guys, while Nazi is probably being a Nazi. Hey, where did that big fella get to? “Who cares?” You answer. Fair.

You smell the air and see where your path takes you now.

[] Gravity is pulling you towards the blondish woman
[] You like that bloke’s smile.
[] Something smells interesting in the main building
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33850353
>[] Something smells interesting in the main building
Tell me more.

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>>33850353
>[] Gravity is pulling you towards the blondish woman

pay respects to the rack

>>33850353
>[] You like that bloke’s smile.
Aizen? Mad science captain? Kenpachi?

>>33850353
>You like that blokes smile
KENPACCHI!

>>33850395
>>33850397
>not Gin

>>33850353
>[] Gravity is pulling you towards the blondish woman

>>33850413
Also good

>>33850413
Even better. GIN-SENSEI!
An inherently trustworthy bloke.

>>33850353
>[x] You like that bloke’s smile.

The real question is, when we find the dog man, will he chase us up a tree?

>>33850353
>You like that bloke’s smile.

>>33850353
>[] Gravity is pulling you towards the blondish woman

>>33850353
>[x] You like that bloke’s smile.

>>33850463
Poor dog man. His stand is so cool but he had the misfortune of being stuck in bleach instead of JoJo.

>>33850353
>[] Gravity is pulling you towards the blondish woman

>>33850463
More like he'll get his snout scratched. With angel steel claws.

To the happy looking bloke it is

>>33850463
A more horrifying question, does boss cat exist in this realm?

>>33850621
boss cat exists in all realms.

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“That bloke has a nice smile.” You say.

Alright, but I want him naked if we are ignoring the woman with tits larger than your head to go after him. Those things are seriously impressive, even Jager isn’t that big. I miss her. “Me too. Maybe we will find a save point and be able to add her to our party.” You explain.

You leap over buildings and ponds full of koi which seem to litter soul society. “Koi?’ You ask. “Never had that.” It’s like a classy Japanese fish, sort of a status symbol. I think they are a type of carp which are selectively bred to give the desired colours or traits which make them really nice to look at. “I learned something new today.” You say as you land.

You crouch down on all fours in front of the smiling bloke. His hands are in his jacket and he smiles wide with squinty eyes at you. You look up crackling with energy and say “I like your face.”

“Oh?” He asks tilting his head his grey hair- What is with everyone here and grey/white looking hair.

“Yes. Your smile especially, quite a healthy happy thing you got there if I do say so myself.” You clarify.

He stares at you silently for a moment. “I see, I see. Your shirt is rather trendy as well.” He points out affably.

“You are just begging to be called best character so far aren’t you?” You ask. “You should really consider something more form fitting. The whole hands in over-sized coat thing does help keep the mystery of youth about you but were I a female viewer I would want something that shows off the chest a bit more.” You are a female viewer.

“Eh? It’s more comfortable this way. Hm, I wonder who you are? You don’t have any soul signature which makes me wonder where you came from.” He explains.

[] Shoot the shit with smilie man, he seems pretty cool
[] Ask him about your to be husband!
[] Other, please specify

>>33850353
>[] You like that bloke’s smile.
Lets do it.

>>33850910
>[] Ask him about your to be husband!
What a nice bloke

>>33850910
[] Shoot the shit with smilie man, he seems pretty cool

cuz its a secret! I'm trying not to attract attention! Why so squinty? You do got eyeballs don'tcha m8?

>>33850910
>"It's just really good at hiding"
>[x] Shoot the shit with smilie man, he seems pretty cool

>>33850910
>[] Other, please specify

Things are already building to final battle stage. We might as well drop cloaking and attract all the pretty, fancy, interesting people to us.

>>33850910
>[x] Shoot the shit with smilie man, he seems pretty cool

>>33850910
>[] Shoot the shit with smilie man, he seems pretty cool
I feel like this is an opportunity for a write in, but I got nothing.

>>33850910
[] Other, please specify
well if you want to see it <release>
then we have all the captains to talk to and we help orange and the others and find hair guy though we should apologize to gin after throwing him around with our raw power.

>>33851065
I dont think there would be much left of gin after that.

whatever happens, we must beat up the ice shota

>>33850910
>[] Shoot the shit with smilie man, he seems pretty cool

>>33851200
Find some way of force feeding him to the little gillian that couldn't

>>33851065

"Plan"

Step 1 - Pull all the agro
Step 2 - Abuse Magic Mirror Rank 4+Angel Mods
Step 3 - Let girl we loosened up prior and friends save people.
Step 4 - Insanity infection, Madness infection, Hedonistic cancer, Best medicine... Didn't we pick up that ball lightning area attack too?

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“Do you have eyeballs?” You ask. “I wonder only because you seem extra squinty, and while that is terribly racist I am British so I am pretty sure that exonerates me of all wrong doing.” The Queen is just fantastic.

“Hm? Of course. How else could I enjoy your shirt?” He asks.

“Well, that cements the argument. Anyway, I do have a soul signature I am just really good at hiding it. If I didn’t hide it everyone would be crazy instead of girl orange and the boss cat would be able to find me.” Now I could really go for some Sin-Fin. She would be so helpful right now. “That has nothing to do with anything. Why would you say that?”

“Hm?” Smilie man asks tilting his head.

“Sorry, having a bit of a row.” You explain. “You haven’t seen a bloke with hair stuff and used to have this scarf, have you?”

“Yes I have!” He says happily walking towards you. “He is likely near his the [Big tower where they keep prisoners and I’m not making Japanese because they closed the yards]. He doesn’t want anyone breaking his sister out of prison before she is executed. Quite the sad fate.” He sighs stepping next to you. “It’s dangerous to stick your nose in too far, it might get chopped off.”

“Oh, you’re sweet. Don’t worry, I regenerate.” You explain before sonidoing off.

What a nice fellow.

You leap up in the air and…

[] Is that white haired kid talking to the girl with breasts larger than your head?
[] Go towards the tower, your husband awaits!
[] Go check up on the scrubs
[] Other, please specify

>>33851327
>[] Is that white haired kid talking to the girl with breasts larger than your head?

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>>33851327
>[] Is that white haired kid talking to the girl with breasts larger than your head?

once and for all, we must know. real or fake?

>>33851327

>[X] Is that white haired kid talking to the girl with breasts larger than your head?

Let's see if we can get him to go crazy without using any of our powers to do so. Frustratemageddon.

>>33851327
>[] Go towards the tower, your husband awaits!

>>33851327
>[] Go towards the tower, your husband awaits!
Eyes on the prize.

>>33851327
>[] Go towards the tower, your husband awaits!
He will be completely overjoyed if we release his sister in advance!
Or eat her! I can't remember which is the bad thing in this senario!

>>33851327
[x]Go towards the tower
were we going to do anything else i mean help nah we don't do that. and talking with shorty is not a thing i want. (he's annoying)

>>33851327
>[] Is that white haired kid talking to the girl with breasts larger than your head?

>>33851327
>[] Is that white haired kid talking to the girl with breasts larger than your head?
I think we can tell him that his old captain's son is hanging around the place, since we blew Orange's family secret about 300 chapters early. I sorta want to see what happens.

>>33851452
probably the worse is to mix the two? i mean they saved then ate your sister how are you going to react it makes no sense.

>>33851327
Azure, quick question: can we third release here without draining it in our canon? If so, supporting >>33851381,
>>33851384, >>33851362, followed by stealing all clothing to ensure no one comes to the wedding later in something fancier than our third release

>>33851497
It is an omake, so why not?

White hair it is

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“Maybe we should go to the tower and find out husband.” You say tilting your head. What? No. Look, I want to go down there and give busty chick and shorty the tail if you know what I mean. “What? No, I really don’t.” But they do, and they will.

“Hinamori-san will be forced to-“ Shorty starts and is way too serious for your liking

You fly into the ground and do a flip before you land which is totally cool and necessary. “Hello there my crumpets how are-“ Ask about the necklace.

“Ryoka?” Shorty asks.

“Hold on. What?” You ask. Ask her about her necklace, I am sort of super interested in it. “Okay, sorry. A voice in my head wants to know about that thing there.” You gesture around your neck.

“This?” Busty McLarger than Jager’s asks while holding the chain thingy I was talking about.

“Right, that. It looks lovely on you, if I may be so bold, but I have a question or two about it. How far down does it go? It seems to be a subject of debate and I just wanted to know. Also, is it something lewd?” You wonder.

“All the way, and maybe.” She answers candidly. We should get Jager one.

“Where did you buy it and does it come in silver? I have this mate who it would look fantastic on but she has dark skin and I want to try that whole contrast thing you know?” You ask.

“Eh? It was a gift so I can’t say for sure. I can ask if you want.” She answers while the shorty yells something about Matsumodos. Motos? What ever.

“Would you? That would be fantastic. Don’t you think that would look good on Jager? Oh, yes. Also I was wondering can I feel them? They have their own gravitational field and my mind is being warped by them.” You explain.

“No way, we just met.” She answers. That’s fair.

“Stop! You are to come in with me for questioning.” Shorty says.

Orange is making his way to the tower.

[] Talk to shorty
[] Talk to busty blonde
[] Other, please specify

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>>33851849

>[X] Talk to busty blonde

I really want to see what happens if we continue to ignore him.

And then say we didn't see him all the way down there when he finally does do something that grabs our attention.

>>33851849
>[] Talk to shorty
too forward manlet, don't come onto strong and aren't a little old for you?

>[] Talk to busty blonde
you look like you know a good time. Any bars or clubs that aren't complete shite around these parts?

>>33851849
>Talk to shorty about how short he is. Ask if he borrowed his daddy's captain's coat.
>Wait, he has white hair is he related to Tuburculosis and Smiley?
>Ask what he knows about our fiancée
>eh, we'll intercede with Orange an our husband to be after they've had their row.
>Wonder aloud about Orange being related to werewolfs, I mean Shiba.

>>33851849
>[x] Talk to shorty
"I'm sure you have all kinds of interesting short-person things to say because short people are good at saying things when they aren't being depressed or suicide aura-y, so you can explain on the way!"
then pick him up and carry him underarm as we go to the tower!

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>>33851934
Like this, except with ice shota instead of loli

>>33851934
He is small enough to be a purse puppy, does inventory have a purse?

>>33851849
>[x] Talk to busty blonde

Adults are talking!

>>33851849
sing this to Ice shota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX6I2NrguAs

>>33851849
>[] Talk to busty blonde
Ignore the tiny blight. He is tiny and thus unimportant.

It's going to be fun when we stop hiding our Go Juice enough for people to know just how fucking strong we are. I think our baseline at this point is beyond Aizen+Plotrock.

Hmm...we are so many things now, would our Go Juice really be recognizable as Arrancar?

People will freak right the fuck out if we go full Angel, we'll be something completely uncharted

>>33851849
>Talk to the busty blonde

Hey, once Orange accidentally hollows, let's volunteer to train him, we've seen VIZARDS and we know loads about Hollow Powers, plus we are best at teaching.

Hmm, we should get to the tower soonish, just to meet Brown Cat's true form.

>>33851849
Hey Azure, what are you drinking? I have some beefeater myself.

>>33852187
Chivas Regal and some local Utah wines.

>>33851849
Lets do >>33851934 but also pick up the blonde

>>33851849
>[X] Talk to busty blonde
Pretty sure ignoring shorty will make him angrier than anything we can say or do.

>>33852254
Don't forget to offer him Swedish fish.

>>33852205
Good stuff. I can't take whisky myself, had a bad experience with it right after finals ended. It was the cheap stuff though. You should grab some Swedish fish with that too.

>trying to think of the perfect song to listen to when Risa finally goes apeshit and wails on the SS.

something 70s. Search and Destroyby the Stooges?

>>33852322
I was getting ready to post something new and hardcore myself, but yeah that would fit better. No ideas though.

>>33852322
That lollipop song.

>>33852315
it was an 18 year so it was pretty costly on a student's budget. Sugar and scotch I have yet to find a way that works.

Writing writing.

>>33852322
At risk of cliche...
Yakety Sax.

>>33852415
just a thought but if we meet our fience we will have to show him our hollow stuff. you know marriage and sharing and all that.

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“So why are you so short? You should not be this short. The only short person is Short-Fin and she doesn’t exist right now so that means you are just a shorty McShortington. Wait. Hold on.” You sense the tomato guy and would really rather press on to the meeting so you summon up a cero.

Reality quakes at the raw energy which is coalescing around your weapons grade cero. The two in front of you go wide eyed and take a step back at the world distorting powers which you have summoned. You throw it with a hint of gravity energy to it to give it an arc over soul society. It slams down and knocks tomato on his ass. I would let Tangerine learn but we have a quota to fill.

“Right, sorry.” You clear your throat. “Where were we? Oh yes, come on. Let me feel them a bit. We are both girls and honestly you are sort of magnificent.”

An explosion rocks soul society and creates tiny tears in the universe. You feel a minor time quake distort reality and the ones in front of you look at you as if you were the devil. Which you aren’t, though you know the bloke, handsome fellow. We sort of want to give him a shag.

“Th-that was-“ Shorty starts.

“Shhhh, grown folks are talking. People who are not so short they are not people.” You explain to the short white boy before turning to blonde coconut. “It’s not like you would lose anything and really anyone who made a character design like yours is just asking for fanservice. Come of it and just let me examine your cat tats.”

“Maybe if you join me in drinking I might.” She says as orange bypasses red guy totally because you KOed him hard.

“that is certainly a thing I can do.” Oragne is not in a fight with eyepatch man.

“What are you?” Short asks scared of you.

[] Angel
[] God
[] Talk to Blonde about her cat tats more
[] Other, please specify

>>33852513
>British

>>33852513
British.

>>33852513

There's no need to say anything else.

Thirding these: >>33852563
>>33852573

>>33852513
>[] Other, please specify
A cat. A timey wimey cat.

>>33852513
>[] God

>>33852513
Seriously spell correct? If you are useless when I am drinking then what are you good for?

>>33852513
>angel
>god
>plot rock
>dead British junkie
>Great Old One that really isn't all that old and don't call me old I'll box yer ears in swear on me mum

>>33852513
"You know how everything is all balanced and such? And how the Soul King lives in a dimension above this one? And how Hueco is a reflection of SS? Yeah, you should really think about that more."

>>33852513
Which one is tomato and how did they just survive a WGCero?

>>33852513
Glorious.
>Cat
>British
>A British Cat is clearly the answer.

>>33852605
it was put on this earth to make you feel stupid, one way or another.

>>33852513

>[X] God

...In training. Sort of. No big leagues yet, but we're working on it.

>>33852632

I think Risa was aiming rather lazily, and tomato just got slapped by the aftershock from the explosion.

Or Risa opted to do non-lethal/subdual damage.

>>33852513
>British
>Cat
>[] Talk to Blonde about her cat tats more

>>33852513
>A British bird who killed herself after indulging in every debauchery until she ran out of things to do and got bored. Death was boring so I did it again. (Make chain pulling motion) then I was a gluttonous cat for a while, tore off me mask, ate iyah iyah soulthulu Ftaghn, became plot rock, ate a few gods, and an angel becoming some amalgamation of all of them after the abrahamic god fiddled with my soul.
>Did you know angels of The Lord are DELICIOUS. His name was Sammiches, be have me indigestion.

>>33852513

>The Cheshire Cat

>>33852632
The dude with the chain sword and because he just got hit with the shockwave.

>All these people voting to say we're a british cat
Is it time for cat form Risa? With optional top hat?

>>33852632
Renji, because we're sealed and not really trying.

>>33852632
Renji, you just sort of lobbed it at him and got him not enough to kill him because you have a fetish for full body tattoos.

We are learning a lot about Risa

>>33852699
Maybe, just not sure our love will still want us if he sees our true form. Our true classy as fuck form.

>>33852714
So you are saying we should give Jäger Tattoos

>>33852707
We're not sealed, we can't do WGCero before 2nd release.

We're not sealed, we just got cloaking ramped up to max and we shapeshifted all the crazier features away.

>>33848204
I just realized that all of Viral9's pics messed up the eyes. Second release has dark purple sclera and he did em normal.

Oh well. Shapeshifting 5, don't gotta make the eyes purple if he don't want to.

>>33852735
Ryoko would be more open to it I think

>>33852732
We make sure it's a serious discussion, tell him while he is failing to hit us that if we're going to get married there is something he should know. His family might not approve of us because of our race.

>Okay, here is goes. I'm, among other things, a Vastro Lord class Arrancar.

>well I was, one I guess. I've eaten a ton of stronger things and grown into something much stronger. Actually, if we're getting married we should have a few dates. Go out for dinner, maybe Thai. Their gods might be under worshipped enough to be a quick meal.

>>33852762
People in cannon bleach are much harder to kill then people in our universe. People recover from being cut in half with only their spine holding there two halves together. Haven't like seven people died in bleach over all?

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>>33852821
>Their gods might be under worshipped enough to be a quick meal.
Didn't see it coming.

>>33852807
>Now I can't unsee it
Thanks, dick

>>33852838
Most of the Arrancar are dead, and plenty of Nofungami have died in the most recent arc.

>>33852891
We should also ask if he's prefer a Shinto or Protestant wedding. We're probably good for an Anglican wedding being a proper Brit. Or...as a God do we get our own ceremony? Does the book of Risa cover a marriage ritual? What's our position on Marriage and the hearth as a God? Can we summon father John to officiate?

Are we going to have to punch Aizen if we have the ceremony after Orange drops him.

>>33852923
Yeah and I bet it took about twenty pages to kill them.

>>33852977
Actually LT depressed was unceremoniously murdered and I think a pair of captains were killed in a hospital bed.

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“I am British. For Queen and country.” You offer a small salute to the Queen who you know is watching over your battle proudly.

“B-Britishu?” They ask in their terrible accent.

“Yes. England, the UK, Earth, the solar system, local group, milky way.” You say. “Ring any bells or is that just too much for your tiny understanding of the world? Are you so close minded you can’t accept that there might be more out there than your little cosmos man!” Did you get all of those right?

“You are a hollow.” What’s his face says.

“Shut your gob. I was a hollow then I ate some of the Angels of the Lord, and they were really good. Like Gornabrious Bopfrod I needed some ice water after that if you know what I mean. Now I am mostly Old One and it is killing me.” You say. We could, you know, stop being second release for a while. Cut back on how much Old Oneness we use.

You ignore monologue and put your hands on your not impressive hips. “Arrancar.” Shorty says. “But they are-“

“I am also a dimension hopper time traveler so don’t even get me started on the logistics of what I am.” You say calmly.

“Eh? Captain?” Ms. Seriously let us just feel them a little we need this asks.

“They are...” Pressing A. Pressing A. Pressing A. Pressing A. “…Sometimes they…” Pressing A. Pressing A. Pressing A.

“Eh? How could she be here then?” She must have lower back problems says.

“I don’t know. But we can’t allow her into soul society.” Shorty says grabbing his hilt.

Oh, nectarine seems done. They talk a lot. And he falls over knocked out. What do we do?

[] Continue to stare at tittygami
[] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware
[] Other, please specify

>>33852971
Could butterflizen hurt us? Whats the most powerful thing in cannon bleach?

>>33853031
>[x] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware

>>33853049
I think he might be able to get some damage in, but I don't think he'd be able to land the kill.

>>33853031
>[] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware

they're boring me. lets see how orange sue is doing. maybe we can steal Kenny's eye patch

>>33853031
>[] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware
>[] Hand Shorty some Swedish fish and tell his sister to take good care of him

>>33853031
>[] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware
Unless you guys want to knock him out and avoid things entirely, which doesn't sound very fun.

>>33853031
>Go see nectarine
>>33853049
Icihigo's plot armour.

>>33853031
>[x] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware
Might as well as long as we are here. Not before we jab shorty in the chest with our finger in indignation.

>>33853031
>[x] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware

>>33853031
>Oh, nectarine seems done. They talk a lot. And he falls over knocked out. What do we do?
I'm stupid. Did we knock him out or did one of them knock him out?

>>33853031

>Tell Shorty that we're done talking, since he's too small-time.
[] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware

>>33853031
>Take tittygami to
>[] Go see Orange. Because we are meta aware
It's adorable that the tiny one thinks he can do anything to stop us.
He doesn't even have any mobius strips.

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>>33853031
pls cop a feel before we go. promise to buy the first round of drinks later.

>>33853083
Why would we want that?
>>33853141
Tell him we are having difficulty hearing him because he is too low to the ground/far away.

>>33853049
Currently? Either the Soul King or the King of the Quincies.

Man, such a close vote. Maybe we should have a revote.

>>33853179
the Soul King is a real guy?

>>33853179
Why are we discounting Yamamoto? We should probably not do that. Being set on fire tends to negate regen.

>>33853176
Omake scavenger hunt baby

Aizen's couch CHECK
Kisuke's hat CHECK
Risa's husbando's scarf CHECK
Kenny's eye patch
Aizen's glasses

>>33853213
Yes. Not much info is given out on him. If he is an old one in cannon as well we wouldn't beat him, but we could definitely last against him for some time.

>>33853213
As real as hollow sexuality in our canon.

>>33853249
We don't have the couch actually.

>>33853168
Well, if first round of drinks are on you.

Writing now

>>33853249
No no no. Not the eyepatch, it eats juice. We steal the hair bells. They'd go great in our hair.

And we never did get the couch.

>>33853249
But kens eye patch leaches go juice, thats like the opposite of what we want.

>>33853212
If only we could carry the consensus over to our other choices.

>>33853285
>>33853291

only if you wear. just stuff it in a ziploc and shove in it inventory, you guys fret too much

>>33853266
could have sworn we got the couch.

>>33853320
Or we could wear it back to front so it looks like we have a weird toothy star fish for an eye.

>>33853291
You know, that could be a way to train our go juice up. Have a few things leech it as we spar with our mates and see if we can grow from that.

>>33853362
You mean like Jager's spikes?

Rolled 11

>>33853031
Go see orange.

Try not to think about Boss Cat and Mobius Strip Time Bear. Always snarling. Always coming for you

>>33853355
Or we could just shapeshift and actually have a weird toothy starfish for an eye.

>>33853366
No, that'd poison Jager.

Lets just spam Zero like a motherfucker in every fight we have from now on.

>>33853366
Could work. Though then we'we're feeding Jager pure crazy, so that is something to consider.

>>33853390
>Lets just spam Zero like a motherfucker in every fight we have from now on.
's what we got it for. Can't wait for it honestly.

>>33853320
I sill like the bells better.

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>>33853400
>we're feeding Jager pure crazy
http://i.imgur.com/ZHXtwKr.png

>>33853486
we can get both anon. Its a pity he doesn't enough bells for each tail, IIRC...

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You sonido behind blonde and shove your hands into her robe. Your hand sink into her soft chest and you shiver in delight at the warmth she is radiating. She twists slightly to try and get away and you turn to catch her forcing her to shove her massive female parts into your hands even further. You expertly mover your fingers making her let out interesting sounds but boy genius slashes at you driving you back. You sonido onto the roof, and look at your hands. “My god. It’s made of people” You say before sonidoing away.

You hop over the buildings and see orange being picked up by a dark skinned figure. You chase after it and keep your cloaking up as you sneak through the wilderness of Soul Society. You many stars in speed allow you to keep pace with them fairly easily. You reach a cave and see the figure toss Grapefruit on a futon. The figure strips him naked and starts bandaging him.

“Ah ha! I caught you molesting a young boy random stranger!” You say.

The woman bandaging him turns to face you. She has violetish hair, dark skin, dark yellow eyes, an impressive bust, and is somewhat tall. You snarl as you glare at her. “Another one trying to steal my schtick? How many pieces do you want to end up in?” Your body pops and cracks as your arm shifts into something horrifying. “I am not picky, I can let you choose.”

She pulls out a small dagger and- wait a moment. You had unprotected werewolves with Jager, right? “That was the gist of the last thread, yes.” You agree.

Okay, bear with me. She is sort of purpleish in her hair, you are sort of purpleish in her hair. You have yellow eyes, she has yellow eyes. “That tells me nothing.” You say.

“Hey, Risa. It’s me Yoruichi. This is my real form. guess I never showed you this, huh?” She explains slowly.
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She can shapeshift into a cat, you are a cat shapeshifter! You are smooth, she is smooth! Bloody hell. Now think about this, she is a little tall for a Jap, Jager is tall. Jager is Brown, she is brown. Jager has a nice chest, she has a nice chest. See where I am going with this? You shift back to your regular form and think for a moment before going wide eyed. “I made an egg with Jager.” You conclude. Right!

“Eh?” Your daughter asks confused.

“And she was orphaned!” You shout.

You sonido over to the woman and embrace her to try and make up for all the love you owe her. “How could this have happened? How could you be so big?” You wonder.

You hear a chiming next to you and look down to a small folded device. “What is that?!” You demand.

“A cell phone?” The dark skinned one offers.

That is way more technologically advanced than what you have. So I can only conclude this is the future! You egged her then went forward in time! Leaving her all on her own without any mum to take care of her since Jager is Mendel and didn’t do anything. “Jager isn’t Mendel.” She is! “No! But my daughter! My sweet daughter!”

You rub your cheek against hers and she seems very confused, unable to understand having a mother that wanted to love her after the cruel adoption system spit her out. “Eh?” She asks as you continue your cheek rubbing.

What have you done? You’re a monster!

[] Dote on daughter
[] Per her!
[] Ask something
[] Other, please specify
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>>33853522
Too lewd...

>>33853628
>[] Dote on daughter
>[] Per her!
>[] Ask something
"Why are you naked and mind if I join you?"

>>33853628
>[x] Dote on daughter

We're so sorry that we weren't there for you. We were busy getting powerful, but in doing so we neglected the only thing that mattered! Can she ever find it in her heart to forgive us for our years of neglect?

>>33853628

> Dang it, proper parenting demands we feed her her first kill.

Rolled 80

>>33853628
>[] Dote on daughter
>[] Per her!
>Ask her why she knocked out Orange and spirited him away to this secret place.

Don't think about the time bear that's coming for you.

>>33853628
>[x] Dote on daughter
>[x] Per her!

>>33853628
>Pet her
>Let our daughter bask in the comfort of our Fluffy Tails. The joy she was denied by her abandonment.

>>33853628
>[] Dote on daughter
>[] Per her!

This will complicate our marriage, but we can work with this! He could have expected this hitting on a middle aged cat such as us.

>>33853628
>Wait! I need to confirm something. Do you like kicking things and do you into electric powers?
>Start fretting about when she confirms the kicking and electric powers
>Start freaking out more when you realize that Ryouichi=Yoruichi with the R and Y switched.
>Resolve to be a better mum this time.

We really shouldn't tell her we ate her adopted brother.

>>33853712
Wait. Wait. Wait.

Yes. She will be a lying cat daughter thing and help you by pretending to be your child with him out of wedlock to shotgun wedding him. It'll also make you one of them so whatever stupid things your new husband is doing you can stop.

And while everyone's distracted, steal the couch. Wait no. First you have to wait for the owner to arrive and then see you on their couch, then leave. That's how Darkseid would want it

>>33853692
Suddenly I'm wondering what ever happened to the UNIVERSAL INSTABILITY EVENT(s). They were fun, although very ominous that they existed at all. Somehow I doubt the universe has gotten more stable.

>>33853762
Shouldn't we hunt down the couch and then leave it on his bed as a sign of affection?

>>33853634
I only want the anon who said to have /u/ dreams of Jager and Risa to accept me. Is that so much to ask?

>>33853779
It's hasn't even sort of. Those were like the warning signs no one paid attention to. Now things got bad.

Feel free to ask stuff since this is an omake/recap thread. They exists to answer things I may not normally and for me to get really really drunk while QMing.

Writing

>>33853813
This is me. Was posting in another thread. Sorry about that.

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>>33853802
No.

Do you even mastermind like a godlike entity?

>>33853813
It is too much to ask.
It's amazing

>>33853813
Ask yourself, did no one pay attention or did people spot them but keep doing it anyway?

>>33853813
Alright, then I'll go ahead and ask. Since our attacks themselves do damage to reality, what could we have done to keep reality going to shit?
And what exactly is going on now that reality is fucked? Is that part of what is happening to Risa and her Old One parts?

>>33853883
I thought it was kind of like an encounter thing and didn't take it too seriously. All fun and games till the random encounter chart is actually a warning system.
Even if I knew I would have gone ahead though, it was kind of fun.

>>33853906
Risa's Old One parts are establishing themselves as the always Risa. They are erasing time so Old Risa was always the only Risa then they will kill you and sleep for a long time.

Maybe not always be in second release and rip apart the universe with every step?

I may have done those in reverse

>>33853956
To be fair, I don't recall where we actually decided to stay in 2nd release forever. I realize we always immediately 2nd release, but I thought we were in sealed for almost all the time except in combat.

>>33853956
I suppose punching our plot rock while we are awake wouldn't help would it?

>>33853985
Nope. Pretty much people said "No point in ever not being in second release because cloaking" and I was all. "Well..." But couldn't say that.

>>33853995
Not really, no. It is pretty much unbreakable.

>>33853956

Are we on a crash-course to a boss-fight with Old Risa or is there a way to prevent/postpone such a thing now?

>>33853956
Man, that's pretty hardcore. Could we weaken it by cutting our other self off of the two *'s we have set aside?

>>33853956
Wait. I've read Atomic Robo. Old Risa unless destroyed proberly will eventually exist and devour time so all that has ever existed is old Risa.

...We need more electricity guns.

>>33854029
>Nope. Pretty much people said "No point in ever not being in second release because cloaking" and I was all. "Well..." But couldn't say that.
Think I missed that. You might wanted to have mentioned that occasionally.

>>33854029
I'd like to undo that decision right now and start keeping our power sealed whenever we aren't fighting.
I was assuming we were always sealed when not fighting this entire time, anyway.

>>33854029
Fucking divine risa and angelic risa better get off their lazy asses next time we go to sleep.

You heard it here first folks. Default mode is now no longer second release.
We still do second release for pranks and shit

>>33854029
What's the downside from being pure Old one Risa?

>>33854104
Pretty sure that's a BAD END anon.

>>33854104
Being a horrible pure Old One, that will destroy real Risa and then everything that existed.

>>33854104
Quest over, Old Risa kills everything and goes to sleep.

>>33854104
It's character death and quest end.

>>33854038
It would slow a little but still be a threat and honestly not worth losing instant come back ability I think.

>>33854031
Very little of this quest is set in stone.
>>33854062
Ha ha ha ha, well it's not like the universe is going to break. Maybe.
>>33854104
You die?
>>33854096
That will slow it but you are still breaking fate in basic form, just not as much

>>33854148
ah, I thought it was a power route lock

>>33854148
Slowing it down is better than letting it continue unabated for no benefit.

>>33854148
If we were to manage to kill the Old Risa thing that's trying to overwrite us, would that mean losing Old One powers?

>>33854159
Most of our points aren't in old one anyway, and we aren't planning on adding more any time sson. Meanwhile we are getting huge increases to our hollow core and our angel stuff just keeps increasing passively as we get stronger. If it comes down to a battle 3 vs 1 I like our odds.
Unless we keep feeding it or something.

>>33854180
No, it would mean old risa would dream for a while before waking and hungering for things which make mortal minds burn.

>>33854212

So could you give us a hint on where to start looking for a more permanent solution, if killing or cutting it off doesn't work?

>>33854212
>dream for a while
So a quick nap Old One time, few trillion years our time?
I think we would be good after one solid victory. Sad part is it would be a fight with nothing to gain at the end if we win, other then not losing time falling asleep for a day.

>>33854212
So, the answer is lightning guns from multiple places in time until it is forever dead beyond time. Which explains Mendel Jager thing. Its Jager who is learning to git gud to kill an old one.

When do we get to meet Carl Sagan and have him kick our ass? Or the ghost of Tesla.

>>33854248
sealing it or binding it? the peanut butter trick?

>>33854211
I don't like our odds because it's not a simple 3v1.

The hollow base isn't a rock thing all by itself, it's like a loose soup.

The Old One rock is like a huge fucking planet floating in the soup.

The Angel Grace is like a much smaller moon that got torn apart by the Old One rock and then stuck back together. It's not even really pure angel power at this point, it's the corpse of an angel power that has Old One power shunted through it to make something that's close enough to be angelic.

The divine rocks are tiny, starved husks. If we were only a pagan god, we'd be in our death throes with the state of those things.

>>33854248
Lucifer is dealing with similar problems so asking him might work.

>>33854260
Time is relative, and outside of this universe is has no real meaning. It will be dead dreaming until it stops being dead dreaming. You will know when it wakes up.

>>33854264
ha ha ha, probably.

>>33854293
Man he must be having a rough time. We only got like 1% Of the soul king.

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You split into a web of flesh and coil around your daughter. She struggles, likely uncomfortable with being touched due to years in the system and lack of love, then you reform around her slowly petting her head. “Sweet daughter mine. I know. Don’t you think I know? I do.”

Your daughter blinks at a loss for works so you press on. “You know what?”

“You have been alone all this time. Lied to you by a system which doesn’t love you like I do. It’s okay, still I don’t think Jager would leave you alone like this. Unless she didn’t know. I hid it from Jager! I’m a monster!” You cry.

“Er, okay. Thanks? I don’t know what’s going on here.” She says overwhelmed by knowing her mother’s touch for the first time.

“Of course not, and that’s okay. We can work on learning together!” You say ruffling her hair. It feels like Jager’s does. “Where is your mom? Where is Jager?”

“I don’t know a Jager, and my mom died a long time ago.” She replies somewhat bitterly. “Wait, do you think you are my mom? You’re not.”

“Not yet! You are absolutely right! I have no right to call myself your mother after the way I just abandoned you to travel through time. But we can learn how to be a family again. We can learn!” You explain nuzzling the back of her head.
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>>33854264
Sure there is some mythos we can use that involves binding. Just not sure anything we would use would affect an old one. They follow a different set of rules.

>>33854293
>Lucifer is dealing with similar problems so asking him might work.
Now that's interesting. Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't any of you think of that?

>>33854260
>Gain nothing but not losing a day every now and then
If by that you mean, "gain nothing but not being erased from time", then yeah.

>>33854357
We could try finding that one guy that performed the ritual to resurrect us after we got Lightbrung.

I guess it wouldn't really be a Bleach Q uest without an embodiment of our powers trying to kill us.

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Your daughter closes her eyes and thinks about this. She seems to weigh the pros and cons of working with your insanity and then looks back to you adorably. “W-Well I don’t remember but if you say so it might be that way.”

“You know! Can you forgive this mother? Forgive this stupid Risa for leaving you alone when you needed her most?” You ask.

“Sure sure. Ah, Ichigo is awake.” She notes.

“Silly daughter, his name is orange. There is no such thing as an orange strawberry.” You explain lamenting the public education system she must have suffered through. This is your fault.

“Eh? Y-You. Put some damn clothes on!” Orange shouts.

“Shut your mouth, we are bonding.” You say.

“I need to explain stuff to him, do you mind?” She wonders.

[] Let her go
[] Never let her go
[] Take her to Hueco Mundo to find her… father?
[] Other, please specify
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>>33854384
>[] Let her go
>[] Never let her go
Detachable hands

>>33854384
>[] Never let her go

make up for lost time and give her chaste facial kisses on the cheeks, whether face or buttocks is left to QM discretion while she exposition dumps on Ichigo's chest

Rolled 69

>>33854384
Obviously he is her boyfriend and Ichigo is her pet name for him. He's like your son in law. Thus, he joins her in the tails.

Family tail hugs.

Only family can keep the time bear from coming for you. Always angry

>>33854384
>[] Let her go
>[] Never let her go
Both. Figure it out Azure.

>>33854410
This please
>>33854384

>>33854384
>[] Let her go
"Right, so what do you want for you're birthday?"
Start pulling stuff out of our inventory.

>>33854384
>[] Let her go
>[] Never let go of her
Pretty much >>33854410

>>33854410
>>33854427
>>33854458
You have a detachable hand, singular, because it is only level one right now.

>>33854479
Good enough

>>33854425
Nope Nope. Ichigo is the property of that Hime girl who's one of our precious students.
Them's the rules.

>>33854479
Shape shift the arm into an arm with hands on both ends.

>>33854384
>[X] Never let her go
>>33854479
Works for me