>>33848436
>have a refreshing wank instead
It's better to set easier goals for yourself since it builds self-esteem to succeed in them.

>>33848436
It seemed that the ship that Adramelech had procured for the journey (better called escape) was one of:
>A small discreet merchant ship that had been paid handsomely to take you along when it went on its voyages to the land beyond the seas of the south (No advantages/disadvantages).
>A small frigate owned by cattle slaves whose loyalties are to Adramelech (+small frigate (weaponless), +10 cattle slaves, -It was very noticeable and many spies had seen where it was headed towards, -their loyalty is to Adramelech and not you (will need to earn their loyalty or use fear to make them do dangerous actions)
>A pirate ship owned by cattle who had been payed handsomely but also promised great wealth if they help me take the throne (who call themselves humans instead of cattle) that are clearly of questionable loyalty (+pirateship ARRR! (has cannons), +-20 pirates of questionable loyalty, +pirate captain Brooke “the redbeard”, -pirates have been promised great wealth in return for their assistance, -they do not treat you like you’re a prince, -they’re pirates)

2/?

>>33848519
You spent most of your time that you were forced to do martial training learning:
>Swordsmanship (ooc: the demon royal family see swords as the only possible weapon that has worth, you can choose something other than swordsmanship but it will suffer from not having had a proper tutor)
There are 5 styles of swordsmanship, choose 2 to become intermediate in or 1 to become advanced in. They are fire style, water style, earth style, air style and darkness style. Fire style is aggressive and all about killing the enemies with a flurry of attacks. Water style is aggressive style all about redirecting attacks, parrying and lots of counter attacks. Earth style is all about focusing on holding your ground and defending yourself with strong attacks aimed at pushing enemies away. Darkness style is all about being as cheap as possible (e.g. throwing dirt into people’s eyes).
>Magic
There are 5 styles of magic, choose 2 to become intermediate in or 1 to become advanced in. They are fire, water, earth, air and darkness. The magic quite frankly corresponds to the element.
>Balanced
You learn 1 swords style at intermediate and one magic at intermediate OR you learn 2 sword’s styles at basic and one magic at intermediate OR you learn 1 swords style at intermediate and 2 magic’s at basic.
But your life wasn’t spent just training, you still remember clearly the time you spent in leisure (choose 1 to focus on or 2 at a lesser rate):
>Reading from the great demon library
>Sparing with your mentor
>Socialising with other nobles
>”Playing” with cattle
>Hearing your father tell his tales of conquest and how to lead fellow demons
>Pulling pranks on the other demon nobles
>Participating in cattle hunts
>-writein-
(somehow I get a feeling this is a bit much, I was just messing around but this is alot more than I expected)

>>33848542
Was originally going to be more chargen but fuck that. this seems a little too much so I'll just skip some stuff and go with the last bit
On your 15th birthday when the great “change” occurred (ooc: at 15 a demon’s body will reach adulthood and evolve depending on the thoughts during the change), you focused your mind on:
>wanting a body that was as strong and tough as possible
>wanting a body that was as agile as possible
>wanting to be smarter
>wanting a body that could use the strongest magic possible
>wanting a body that could hold as much mana as possible
>wanting wings/other extra limb (nothing ridiculous please)
You still remember your 16th birthday when it was discovered you had the unique ability of:
>using magic without an incantation
>a magic eye (choose natural or transplant [natural can only have eye of “foresight” whilst transplant can have a wider range of magic eyes])
>a natural immunity to “holy” magic

>>33848573
Thats chargen done.
Never going to try chargen ever again if I ever try questing again.

>>33848583
Alright, let's get back to the masturbating part. What kind of things we find sexually appealing? Maybe we should try imagining those first.

>>33848605
You prefer demon chicks over cattle

thats about it

>exact REVENGE

>>33848756
should I just complete the chargen for the players or do you guys want to do it?

So how does this work? I just pick a choice from every post?

>>33848803
yes.
pick one of the green choices each time it asks you to

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>>33848436
>Reclaim the throne for the sake of power
>>33848519
>A small discreet merchant ship that had been paid handsomely to take you along when it went on its voyages to the land beyond the seas of the south (No advantages/disadvantages).
>>33848542
>Balanced
>Swordsmanship
Fire style
>Magic
darkness
earth
>Reading from the great demon library
>”Playing” with cattle
>>33848573
>wanting a body that was as agile as possible
>a natural immunity to “holy” magic

Rolled 2

>>33848838
>>33848756
guess ill roll 1d2 as you guys are the only ones here. 1 is exact revenge, 2 is taking the throne for power

>>33848436
>Exact revenge on your uncle for the death of your friend Aramelech
>A pirate ship owned by cattle who had been payed handsomely but also promised great wealth if they help me take the throne (who call themselves humans instead of cattle) that are clearly of questionable loyalty (+pirateship ARRR! (has cannons), +-20 pirates of questionable loyalty, +pirate captain Brooke “the redbeard”, -pirates have been promised great wealth in return for their assistance, -they do not treat you like you’re a prince, -they’re pirates)
>Balanced
>Swordsmanship Fire style intermidiate
>Magic water intermidiate
leisure time was spent Reading from the great demon library
>wanting a body that was as agile as possible
>a natural immunity to “holy” magic
Welp that's what I vote for.

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>>33848436
>Exact revenge on your uncle for the death of your friend Aramelech
>A pirate ship owned by cattle who had been payed handsomely but also promised great wealth if they help me take the throne
>Swordsmanship
>>Fire
>>Earth
>Sparing with your mentor
>wanting a body that was as strong and tough as possible
>a natural immunity to “holy” magic

>Reclaim the throne for the sake of power
>A small frigate
>Magic; darkness and fire
>leisure: Reading from the great demon library and hearing your father tell his tales
>wanting a body that could use the strongest magic possible
>using magic without an incantation

>>33848870
Okay, you are Percival Wolfric Balam.
You want to reclaim the throne for a very pragmatic reason, you want the power you once had.
You left the continent of Azuran on a small merchant ship who left you as soon as the job was done.
You spent your days with your mentor learning a mixture of both swordsmanship and magic. You focused on the fire style of extreme attack for swordsmanship and even managed to reach intermediate at a very young age. You also focused on the earth and darkness magics however it seemed that learning so many different things meant that you never advanced beyond basic levels for earth and darkness magic.
When you went through the great change, you kept wishing for a body that was as agile as possible. Your wish succeeded as you got a extremely lithe and fast form. On your 16th birthday, when an angel assassin had attacked you, you quickly found out that you were completely immune to her magic.
1/2 story starting

>>33848986
After the long journey, you finally arrive at the port village Lubbock (in the continent Arcadia) which supposedly had loyalty directly to you through your mentor’s manipulation. Aramelech’s notes hint that it would be best for you to consolidate power on this continent until you had a large enough force to attack your uncle. Normally such a choice would be suicide however with most of the empire busy with the hero rebellion, Adramelech believes that with just a force of a few thousand men that you could attack and defeat your uncle.
As your ship docks, you find a "grand" if it could be called that, procession waiting for you... It consisted of one elderly man and a confident looking youth.
2/3

>>33849049
"welcome welcome my lord, I am the village elder Samson, please follow me to yo-" drones the elder. The nerve, for a cattle to speak without being asked to...
"Why aren't you bowing?" you interrupt his drone with a bored voice as you give the elderly pig a casual glare. The elderly pig called Samson seems to have quickly understood as he kneels down on the ground however the youth...
"You're a demon prince right? You're going to supposedly grant this village greatness right? I don't see any reason to follow someone like you when it would be far easier to kill you and keep our village's peace"
As his arrogant voice resounds, the other youths nearby quickly pull out their makeshift weapons. Whilst the elderly are looking disapprovingly at the youths, none of them seems to be stopping them. You get a feeling that without putting down this youth that no-one would follow you, damn cattle.
How do you respond?
>Show him your physical might to make him follow you (demons are naturally stronger than humans but the youth has alota bulking muscle)
>Use words to convince him
>Intimidate him with -writein-
>Use magic
>-writein-

>>33849195
>Use words to convince him
We didn't study at the most prestigious library ever while getting our dick sucked for nothing!

>>33849195
>Use magic

>>33849214
power of words

>>33849254
>>33849214
okay, words it is. (Should I be giving longer for people to vote?)
No rolls, if negotiation than what do you say to convince him?
Note: You are stronger than him (probably), you have magic, the port village looks very small and derelict (damn my spelling). The youth also looks popular with the youths. Thats about it

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>>33849360
There's not many people so a long voting period is sorta out of the question. Say something like, how the rulers of the land now will not stop after he puts down the rebellion and how he's a ruthless man and blah blah i'm the rightful king of westeros i'll rule as is my right

>>33849444

>>33849360
Promises of power and development, as the younglings were wondering. Give them a vision of a vibrant, large and wealthy port city as a reward for following him, similarly to, perhaps a famous port city in the kingdom that is currently under the control of your uncle. Something to look up to.

>>33849490

This one appeals to me, I 2nd this one

>>33849444
>>33849458
"I am the rightful king of-" you begin however all the response that comes is laughter form the youths.
"I don't give a fuck what is 'rightfully' yours, I see no reason to follow you and have our village be crushed by the empire for harboring you"
"My uncle is a ruthless man, after he puts down the rebellion than he will come to your village and destroy it simply because your village used to owe its allegiance to my mentor"
"Oh really? Me and my friends seem to think that we'll get a whole lotta gold for the village if we cut off your had and ship it to your uncle"
The youth makes a hand gesture as the other fellow youths start coming forwards.
You get a feeling that saying "rightful king" and what not was not the best idea with this youth.
You might have one last chance to get yourself out of this.
What do you do?
>Challenge the youth to a duel/fight to prove your superiority
>Try again with words (harder now)
>Magic
>Defeat all the youths (hard) to prove exactly how powerful you are
>-writein-

>>33848436
>Percival Wolfric
Wait, as in Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore?

>>33849594
lel surprised anyone else got it.

>>33849589
Now we'll have to duel him

>>33849490
sorry, missed you since I started writing as the other players said to stop waiting around lol.
I'll give longer next time.

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And now we beat the shit out of him.
Fucking cattle, getting in the way when they should be doing work.

>>33849699
>>33849615
writing up dueling

>>33849589
It looks like these young cattle need to be properly taught the meaning of a fucking demon prince.
"I challenge you to a duel, you worthless worm, I will show you to not go against a demon prince" you say angrily as you pull the rapier from your side and presume the fire stance.
"My name is-" he begins however
"Worm" you say as he begins announcing his name to the laughter of the other youths.
"Tch. I'll fucking take your head myself, give me my axe James" A young cattle of around 10 years comes forth holding a large 2-handed axe filled with scratches. You get a feeling that this man has probably got combat experience... to bad you have experience from the very best whilst he's just some worm from a village in the middle of nowhere
How do you wish to fight? (ooc: Your style is fire which focuses on relentless attacks, you can choose to use magic if you wish althrough you will gain less loyalty for beating the youth with magic than just using your rapier)
also roll 1d100 (average of 3)
DC depends on how you're fighting

Rolled 85

>>33849833
We're an asshole, and he's going to use bigswings attack the legs.

Rolled 54

>>33849833
Fire style

Rolled 30

>>33849833
roll

Rolled 39

Attack, go for lots of shallow cuts on his limbs. That shit bleeds quite dramatically, right?

>>33849854
>>33849855
>>33849885
56.3, attacking the legs with fire style whilst knowing that he will use big swings. DC=30 met.
writing

>>33849833
You notice that the worm, whilst having lots of muscle and probably combat experience, he seems to know nothing about combat as he takes a two handed stance with the axe held above his head. Its like he thinks you're wood hes going to cut or something. As you both take your stance, a circle of youths surround the two of you. Before he can even react, you rush him using the full agility and speed of your body to dash to his right side. Stab goes the rapier as it easily goes through his knee making the worm lose his stance an collapse to his knees. He quickly turns and attempts to swing at you to force you back but rather than fade backwards, you act like how you've always been taught is the way for fire style. You duck under his blow and continue with a relentless amount of stabs aimed at his chest. Within a moment the match is over and the worm's body is bleeding on the ground. The elderly look on with a look as if they saw the most expected result whilst the youths look stunned. You get a feeling this is your chance to say something.
>what do you say?

>>33850055
meant that even through he had combat exp, you don't think hes ever been in a duel against a person before.
ooc: the guy was a woodsman/hunter who kills local wolves and other beasts. Hes never fought a person before as most people are either his friends or too scared of him to say anything.

Rolled 49

>>33850055
Now that the loud one is dead, I'd like to take this opportunity to say you should join me. Or else you'll find demons much stronger than coming to destroy this village.

Unless some else wants to fight me...

>>33850055
You can join me, and reap the rewards >>33849490 , or you can lose the chance of swearing allegiance to me, and suffer as my uncle decimates this village for having ties to my mentor.

>>33850139
>>33850193
writing

Berate the lot of them for such a poor reception of their lord.
Introduce self, make sure they know nothing of importance can be done without respect for a proper chain of command.
Then send the kids off to work while the old guy gives us a tour.

>>33850055
"Now that the loud worm is dead, I'd like to take this opportunity to say you should swear allegiance to me" you roar, once you're sure you have basically everyone in the port village's attention you say clearly
"I promise this village power and development, join me and it shall become a large and wealthy port city renown throughout the land, alternatively forsake me and face the full wrath of my uncle without my guidance"
It seems that your words have a large impact on the youths as many break into tears with some bowing on the ground murmuring "my lord". Meanwhile the elderly seem to look on with a look of boredom as if what had just occurred was the only possible result (i.e. the natural result).
The cattle Samson comes forth with his head bowed low as he asks you if he can speak.
"You may" you command in your best authoritative voice.
"Please follow me, we have a residence along with many other 'cattle' ready for your majesty, we have heard all about your legendary exploits even if we're a continent away" he grovels. Finally, you're getting the treatment you deserve
1/2

>>33850359
"Lead on" you command as the elderly man bows and starts walking.
Along the way he introduces the various parts of the village, it seemed the village could be roughly summed up like this
>port area with a few fishing boats
>a small area dedicated to the elderly (it smelt like shit and piss)
>a large residential area filled with houses made of thatching
>a small market area selling food (mostly fish or whatever the hunter [whom you killed] bought in)
>a small smith
>Your "luxurious" mansion which was about the size of your old room in the castle
>a small area for vegetables growing
>the village has a small spike wall surrounding it on all sides besides the port

The man introduces a variety of names which fly by your head. As you finally arrive at your "mansion", a young girl with blonde hair wearing what you presume is a maid dress (you can't tell as its covered in dirt just like everything else in this hellhole) greets you with a curtsy.
The elder states that you could either
>Walk around town doing whatever the fuck you want until the village council is ready
>Go into your mansion and rest up "playing" until the village council is ready
>Try and talk with the cattle (specify a specific cattle if you want, e.g. smith or the maid)
>writein

>>33848838
>Reichtangle
Cancer ps go

>>33850504
woops didn't mean to greentext the village parts.
they're not choices if it wasn't obvious btw

>>33850504
>Try and talk with the cattle (specify a specific cattle if you want, e.g. smith or the maid)

Ask about and see what are the problems are and where we could perhaps gain resources

Rolled 27

>>33850504
Let's take this time to train our rapier style. We're going to need to get really good at it if we want to survive.

>>33850504
I take that this place has no army?
Also, any outstanding landmarks nearby? Magical crap, temples, ruins, things like that.
What about our neibhours? What are the nearby cities/villages like?

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>>33850575
>>33850504
Also, command the maid to follow us wherever we go

Rolled 34

>>33850575
or this.

>>33850504
Note: ooc knowledge but I guess I'll put it up
village has around 100 people that are actually useful (i.e. not elderly or children)
The village is extremely poor with about 10% of the village having literacy ability
The village is poorly armed weapon wise with most weapons being farm tools outside of the huntsman's axe
The village has approx 10 actually trained mercenaries with proper gear.

>>33850589
ooc since I cbfed ic doing this: Nearest village is about 5-6km away to the west. To the north is the ocean. To the south is forests. To the east is a tribe of peaceful demi-humans (rabbits).

>>33850504
Writing maid follows us wherever we go. Also writing asking around the village to seeing what needs be done (will be personal requests as whole village wise stuff is done by the council of elders and now you)

Rolled 73

>>33850678
Talk to the smith while the council is preparing itself

>>33850504
You decide as you are now the lord that you might as well spend the time getting to know the cattle.
You motion the maid to follow you as you begin walking around the village. She curtsies as she follows you silently.
As you walk around, you feel the glares of the young women around you as well as the looks of jealousy of the young men. Apparently the maid was good looking by cattle standards, you can't really tell as you've only played with the very best that the palace could find.
Who do we meet first?
>A young boy around 10, James was his name?
>A smith who you can't tell if is a guy or girl
>A fisherman with bulging muscles
>-writein-

>>33850810
>A young boy around 10, James was his name?
Poison the young, nurture him to become our confident and spy

Rolled 35

>>33850810
The smith

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>>33850810
See the smith, check on how capable and well equipped he is.

>>33850654
I forsee a new hobby.

>>33850810
>>33850847
>>33850897
writing about meeting the trap smith.

>>33850932
You decide to check just how capable and well-equipped the village would be for your conquering. You meet a young ????? with fiery red hair and lithe limbs. When he/she sees you he/she greets you with a bow (hes a boy?).
"Nice to meet ya me lord, my name be Brooke, what can I do for ya?" Guess its a boy? Damn, he was actually pretty decent, oh well guess the maid cattle is good enough for playing.
"I want to ask you just how well equipped we are as I wish to start conquering nearby villages and towns to build a force to re-take my birthright"
"well me lord, we be fisherman and farmers other than these 10 D rank adventuring lads who we purchased from the adventuring guild to guard us from monsters"
"So equipment wise?"
"We got nothin' maybe a few axes here and there but mostly we don't got enough steel for anything. If I had more resources than me thinks I can probably make some weapons. Fixed more than my far share for the adventurer lads"
"Is there anything I can do to get you the needed resources?"
"Well, the town to our west has lotsa metal from their mine, however they sell is super expeensive like so its hard to get anything"
"Thanks for your time" you say distractedly as you realise just how deep a shit in you're in. Village with basically zero resources or fighting capabilities... Beezelebubs ass.
1/2

>>33851119
So who do we meet next?
We have time for one more eeting before town council starts debating shit.
choices
>A young boy around 10, James was his name?
>get to know our silent maid
>A fisherman with bulging muscles
>-writein-

>>33851164
>A young boy around 10, James was his name?
Activate shota spy

Rolled 74

>>33851164
Fisherman with bulging muscles probably the father of the youth we killed

>>33851164
The maid

Rolled 100

>>33851164
Rolling for shota spy

>>33851164
>A fisherman with bulging muscles
hot

>no fighters
>no equipment
>no money
>no expensive natural resources

We are going to need magic. So much magic.

>>33851164
>A fisherman with bulging muscles
Well, let's hope he's relevant somehow

>>33851205
oh wow

>>33851211
>>33851206
>>33851190
fisherman it is good luck getting through this
writing

>>33851230
You decide that since this is a port city that you might as well meet the head of the fisherman. When you asked your maid where he would be, she pointed towards the docking area where the boats are. As you start walking towards it, you hear a small murmur "be careful" come from the maid. Did she just talk? Weird...
Within 10 minutes, you reach the boating area
as you arrive
roll 1d100, worst out of 3 as you're caught by surprise dat fail perception roll

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Rolled 7

>>33851277
Worst our of three, what...? That's a little bullshit

Rolled 30

>>33851277

>>33851306
>what...? That's a little bullshit
Should have gotten that foresight eye dog, I told you about them foresight eyes

>>33851306
the system im using is
1d100, average of 3 in most cases.
best of 3 if we're catching the opponent by suprise (e.g. sneak attack or revealing information that he didn't know you had)
worst of 3 if we're caught by suprise
crits are 1 and 100 meaning approx 6% chance crit

Rolled 70

>>33851352
rollin

>>33851306
one more roller needed.
you've failed but crit possibility still there

>>33851371
guess its a fail.
time to get writing.
dw, you're not dead unless lotsa failures

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>>33851383
U-Use the 100 from earlier..?

Rolled 93

I warned ya people about the fisherman

>>33851409
As you enter the docks a steel object seems to fly at you out of nowhere. You easily dodge the sneak attack with a sigh. These stupid cattle, thinking you would get caught in a-
your train of thought ends as something steel hits you at the back of your head. It seemed that the thrown object comes back to the user...
The last thing you remember before you're unconscious is the emotionless face of the blonde maid at your side
1/2

>>33851474
You awake with one single thought, fuck that fucking hurts damnit. As you open your eyes and look around, you see that you're in some sort of room. As you try and get to your feet, you fall down due to the fact that the room seems to sway. Ugh, between the hit on your head and the swaying of the room, its a miracle you havn't vomited yet. It seems that you have been kidnapped by unknown individuals. Luckily they had simply locked you in a swaying room and had not bound you in any way. You get the feeling that if you wait a bit that you'll be able to use magic to get out of it... that or just knocking out whatever moron comes into the room.
What do you do?
>Wait until you're steady on your feet and magic your way out
>magic now
>smash apart the door with raw might
>wait for someone to come inside and than knock them out
>-writein-
note: currently you're very very dizzy however you would probably still be able to beat anyone if they're human.

>>33851559
>Wait until you're steady on your feet and magic your way out

>>33851559
>>Wait until you're steady on your feet and magic your way out

>>33851559
note: this was meant to happen much later but you just had to walk into the fisherman's area alone

Rolled 18

>>33851589
this

>>33851617
>>33851589
>>33851580
writing.

>>33851660
You decide that with your demonforsaken headache that it would be your best bet to wait until your head clears before magicing your way out.
After about 10 or so minutes you feel that you have enough strength to try magic. You were never that good at magic and never were able to progress beyond basic rank however even basic rank magic from a demon should be more than enough to break through. As there is no earth around it seems darkness is your best bet. You begin chanting the lowest level darkness offense spell. Dark arrow
"Oh darkness, become thine arrow of might and bring decay to my foes"
roll 1d100, best of 3 as you have no opponent.

Rolled 43

>>33851728
Let's go

Rolled 53

>>33851728

Rolled 18

>>33851728

>>33851780
DC met.
writing.

>>33851821
As you finish your incantation, you hold a pitch black arrow in your right hand. With all your might you chuck the arrow at the door. As soon as the magic touches the wood of the door, the wood starts rotting and within a moments notice, the door had completely rotted through. With the door weakened, you slam your feet with a kick into the door easily breaking through. You find yourself in a corridor under a roof, it seemed that it was not just your room but the whole place which is swaying. To the left of the corridor you see what appears to be a whole bunch of doors whilst to your right you see what appears a ladder leading to light.
Which way do you head?
>Left
>Right
>Wait outside
>wait within room

Rolled 92

>>33851907
People may be approaching, and we need to be in a choke point, wait in room

Rolled 65

>>33851907
Left. Check the doors.

Rolled 1

>>33851958
>>33852014
guess I'll use 1d2 as only two players
1 is wait in room
2 is left

Rolled 2

>>33852056
You decide that its safest to wait within the room at the door as its a good chokepoint when people come. And people do come, what appears to be 2 cattle wearing dirty sailor clothes and carrying fishing rods with a giant oversized metal hook rush towards the room from the left side. What do you do?
>magic them (cast times a thing)
>fist fight them (they've got weapons through)
>try and negotiate (kek, goodluck)
>writein

>>33852114
>Magic

Rolled 79

>>33852114
We'll have to dark them.

Demon going into nignug mode

Rolled 86

>>33852145
*cough dark magic cough&

>>33852142
>>33852145
Guess I'll get writing about magic
roll dice+1d100 average of 3

Rolled 41

>>33852218
rolling

Rolled 10

Rollin again (just in case)

>>33852218
no other players huh, guess I suck as a QM

Rolled 100

>>33852306
I was quite pleased.

>>33852317
our first crit. Guess I'll need to rewrite what I just started.
writing

>>33852333
You decide that you'll give them a shot of magic. As they rush you, you begin the incantation for dark arrow however a thought comes to your mind. What would happen if you changed the incantation a bit?
"Oh darkness, become a thousand arrows of might and bring decay on all my foes"
You suddenly feel extremely tired as a dozen or so arrows of darkness appears in the air before you. One of the sailors rushes you using his fishing rod as if its a club whilst the other swings his fishing rod's hook towards you. All of this is pointless as
- one of your arrows smashes into the hook turning it into dust
- five arrows hit the cattle rushing towards you. He doesn't even scream or cry out as he falls on the ground
- the rest of the arrows crush into the sailor as he falls down onto the ground
Although you did not know, you had just cast the advanced level darkness spell, dark arrow rain.
1/2

>>33852477
crush into the other sailor*
You find your consciousness falling however just before you fall upon the ground, a bear of a man crashes through the ceiling and catches you.
The last thought you have before once again falling unconscious is that the man before you had way to much muscle.
2/3

>>33852529
>too much muscle
impossible

>>33852529
You wake up in a bed and as you look around, you see the maid bitch at your side. That bitch, how could she just leave you when you were fucking kidnapped. You're about to complain before seeing the girls emotionless eyes and giving up on that course.
After getting dressed, you find out the sequence of events from the elderly pig.
Apparently a few of the fishermen believed in the "Holy Church" religious balooney and had named themselves saviour's of humanity. They were originally going to wait for your guard to be down however when they saw you enter the docks unaccompanied... they took their chance.
Luckily through the efforts of "Jack", the leader of the fisherman and the abilities of the council (or at least that's what the elderly man says). Turns out the cattle here aren't all bad and that you now owe one to the loyal subject Jack.
The council tells you that they wish to now begin their meeting but their happy to wait and let you recover if you wish. It seems that it is currently night time.
Do you
>begin the council meeting (management and conquest mode begins)
>rest until morning (maid sex time? or writein on what you wish to do whilst relaxing)
>writein (its late so everyone's asleep)

Rolled 63

>>33852718
We do not dally, begin council meeting

I gotta go so I hope lurkers takes over my spot

>>33852768
guess I'll call it a wrap-up soon since you're the main player ;_;
I'll try and keep this going for as long as possible till than through

>>33852718
aw man
I wanna be responsible
but I also wanna sex the maid

leaning towards responsible meeting because maid would probably just lie there and stare at us

>>33852829
yus, guess this quest is still alive?

>>33852844
im here as well, so you have 2 players at least.

new player in this thread
>>33852829
this

>>33852829
>>33852768
writing up responsible meeting than.

>>33852844
It's alive as long as you have a single voter and run it

I totally understand if you don't want that single voter to be a namefag though

>>33852874
"Sleep is for the weak, we will begin our meeting immediately" you command as the elder grovels. Normally grovelling makes you feel good but when this pig grovels, you just feel really really dirty.
You walk for awhile before you reach the council "building" which is literally one room, a table and some chairs. At the table you see other elderly people who quickly grovels as well. Turns out the council is made up of 4 elderly people. Of course now the council is made up of 4 people + you as the decision maker. You get the feeling that you can freely change the council and these fellows would happily go along
Do you
>Keep current structure
>Change the structure, if so how?

>>33852973
note: possible choices
- most popular youth
- the fisherman leader
- smith
- the leader of the agriculture
- the leader of the mercs
- etc.

>>33852973
Current structure is fine, if we wanna change it we probably can at any time

>>33852973
we should somehow try to corrupt the faith of the saviours of humanity. with our immunity against holy magic, this should not be a problem. on the long run, after some purges, they should be part of the council

>>33852973
You decide that the current structure is fine as is, after all with the amount of grovelling these cattle make, you can probably change the structure whenever you want.
>>33853077
When you ask the council about the followers of the "Holy Church", it seems that all the known followers had been detained.

First things first:
“My lord, we of the council note that you probably wish for our village to become a military-centric village, if so than the best choice would be to get training from the adventurers in this town. Around 10 or so gold should be enough to pay them to train our men. Of course, you yourself could always train the men if your grace chooses”
Says the elderly pig

“My lord, we have approx. 50 gold total if we bring all our funding together, an average sword or the steel to get a sword would be around 1-2 gold, if we dedicate all our funds to military might than we may be able to arm 50 or so of our men with real weapons within a fortnight’s time"
Says an old man with glasses, You're pretty sure he told you his name but you had already forgotten it.

"I think it wise that we attack the filthy demi-humans close to us. They're a bunch of fucking cowards and we should be able to easily subjugate them as slaves. Althrough they use holy magic, our men should be fine against them and you my lord can always just direct the battle from the back" Says an elderly woman with a scar over her left eye. You get a feeling dat perception roll that she probably wants you to attack the demi-humans for personal reasons. Seems that the knowledge that you're immune to holy magic has not spread to this area.
1/?

>>33853265
"I disagree with my wife on this. We should not be attacking the demi-humans who have such powerful holy magic that could be damaging to you my lord. Instead we should attack the small mining town that is our neighbour. Those shi- I mean those fools do not believe in the might of demons and have forgotten their place. We should first purchase some weapons from them before using those same weapons to crush them" Says an elderly man with a weird moustache
It seems that all of them expect you as a demon lord to start a war with everything else... they're correct but its still a bit irritating to be thought of like that.
>What do you do?
You have 50 gold, 100 women/men, 10 mercs (that will need convincing or gold)

>>33853347
1 gold is about how much an average sword costs. 5 gold is about how much a suit of armour costs.
10 gold is about how much it costs to hire a D rank adventurer/merc to guard a village for a year.
20 gold is about how much your "mansion" is worth.
Your room back in the demon capital in comparison was worth 15000 gold

>>33853347
Should I give options?

>>33853446
yes pls

how many rabbits are there? can holy magic heal? how smart are they? does the belief of this church support saints/ living gods? could we pose as one?

>>33853347
First is about weapons
>How much weapons do you want to buy? swords/axes/common weapons are 1 gold each

Do you want the mercs to train the people (it will be faster than just you training them yourself)
>mercs train (10 gold)
>mercs train (convince)
>You train them youself
>They don't need formal training and can train themselves

Who do you attack? Attacking is sorta necessary as you're currently really in need of resources
>Attack the demi-humans (rabbitfolk) who are peaceful and masters of holy magic
>Attack the mining town
>Try and explore the forest

Do you wish to build anything or what not (You did study in the best library there is)
theres plenty of wood but hardly any metal
>make something (specify)
>don't

How do you wish to handle the captive followers of the "holy church"?
>kill them publicly as a showing of what happens to those that goes against you
>kill them but not publicly
>don't kill them and keep them locked up
>negotiate with them to follow you as their god or whatever instead
>writein

>>33853500
>How many rabbits are there?
you do not know. The village believes that theres only 100 or so but you don't know i their info is correct
>Can holy magic heal?
Its best at healing but it can also make barriers and what not. Has basically zero offensive capability
>How smart are they?
You do not know
>does the belief of this church support saints/ living gods? could we pose as one?
The village elders say yes but unknown until you try yourself

>>33853593
Note. negotiating and talking with the rabbits and other town are both possible as well.
However the people of your current village detest demi-humans and hate the other mining town due to their high prices of their steel.

>>33853593
i guess, we arm up, that makes 50 swords

try to convince the mercenarys to help training

afterwards, attack demi humans (to enslave)

build nothing for now

try to use shadow magic to convince holy church members to worship you as a god/saint/whatever (every demon should have a cult)

>>33853593
>20 wepons
>convince mercs train
>demi humans
>public deth

>>33853944
Than let us begin.
"I wish to use all 50 of our gold on swords" you command, the old man with glasses who sees this seems to smile. The other council members looks a little worried through.
"Next, I will personally convince the mercenaries to help train our soldiers along with helping training them myself"
"We will attack the demi-humans and enslave them. They will be a good commodity" as you state this, you see the elderly woman make a crooked smirk as er husband starts sighing.
"Finally, I will show the holy church fools a true god."
"Meeting adjourned" your voice resounds as you with what you hope was a dramatic movement, leave the council room.
First up is the convincing of the mercenaries to help train your members.
You quickly find their captain, he turns out to be a she. The merc turns out to be from the elvish tribe if your knowledge of long ears was anything to go by. When you request their help in training she quickly replies with a look of disgust.
"I won't help a demon like you subjugate and destroy the surrounding people for your own greed"
What do you say to convince her?
(As usual, no roll for social interactions, use words not chance)

>>33854103
damn missed you.
I'm sorry. I'll try and wait longer next time before writing.
>>33854128
retcon here: "Finally I will how the holy church fools a true god and if they don't see me as a god, than they can see their god in their 'heaven' as we publicly hang them"

>>33854128
also meant to green text "what do you say to convince her"

>>33854128
Help me, or this town will soon be subjugated instead by my uncles forces, and you along with it.

>>33854239
this also, try to seduce her if possible

Rolled 23

And I'm back again.

>>33854424
>>33854239
Damn elves. Guess its time to see if all those cattle I played with gave me any experience with elvish woman.
"Help me, help this town, without your help than this town will be subjugated by my uncle instead and hes a much worse demon than me. Think about it, theres lots of 'benefits to helping the villagers and if you don't care about the villagers than at least think about yourself. If the village gets taken over than you will be taken over too" You try to do this with the most charm you can however.
"Don't try and lie to me demon. You care nothing about these villagers or about myself. The only thing you care about is power and I can see that easily in the way you look at people. I won't stand in your way as the elves still have the thousand year old truce with the demons but neither will I help you train these peaceful folk to become murderers" With her piece said, she starts walking away without a single look behind. Looks like it was impossible to get her to train the villagers from just these words this was near auto-fail unless you said the right things as she hates those who care about nothing but their own greed and power. Guess what, you're greedy and wanting power.
1/2

>>33854582
Its near midnight and you're tired as hell, you decide its best to rest until the new day. As you collapse onto your bed, you realise that the maid girl is still waiting at the side of your bed. You get a feeling that she won't complain if you try and get her to bed wit you but you get the same feeling that you won't get much pleasure from playing with her either.
>Bed her
>Don't bed her
>writein

Timeskip 2 weeks or not?
>y
>n

>>33854678
>bed her
>train the men yourself since we spent all our money on weapons
>timeskip

Rolled 37

>>33854678
Don't bed her

time skip, spend the next week working on your fire style.

Rolled 12

>>33854712
I guess I'll side with this,

>>33854712
>>33854770
Guess that seals the maid love route.
Writing

>>33854819
meant seals as in the route is gone and no longer possible to do

Rolled 28

>>33854819
Way to go guys.

>>33854874
thank you

>>33854819
You might as well enjoy yourself a bit with your blonde maid. Shes not the most cute or beautiful cattle you've played with but shes still useable. With that thought, your hand reached out from the bed grabbing at the uniform of the maid. With a tug you pull her onto the bed with you as you start massaging her breasts and kissing her. Throughout all this, she doesn't react whatsoever and just stares at you. Within moments you are fucking her doggy style on the bed however its quite frankly... boring. No feeling of pleasure can be felt from her and you don't break anything on entry when using your son. After awhile you finish inside her and begin falling asleep. The last thing you see before you're asleep is what you believe a slight look of emotion on the girl's face, its one of dejection and sadness however you're asleep before you can confirm if that bit of emotion you saw was really there.
1/2

>>33854993
What do you wish to do in the 2 weeks whilst you wait for the weapons to be bought.
Each task chosen is a week
>Convince the followers of the holy church that you're a living god (roll for this in showing off magic and your power along with attempting to convince them)
>Train in your sword fire style
>Train in your magic darkness style
>Train in your magic earth style
>Try and master the darkness style magic you had used before
>Train the men on tactics (you will be training them with wooden swords for now if you do)
>talk and socialise with -writein-
>writein

Rolled 64

>>33855089
train in the sword fire style

>>33855089
>Train in your magic darkness style
>Train the men on tactics (you will be training them with wooden swords for now if you do)

Rolled 20

>>33855113
spend both weeks training in the fire style

>>33855113
>>33855089
Training it is.
Throughout the whole 2 weeks, you spend nearly all of it outside of the occasional visit to the council room on training your swordsmanship. You train in a multitude of ways from practicing techniques you're good at, sparing with other villagers (often 3-4vs1) or even attempting to master techniques you previously couldn't. Unfortunately 2 weeks of swordsmanship is not enough for you to improve noticeable but you do feel stronger.
ooc: It will take a long time until advanced level, even longer till king level and we'll probably never reach god level.
Finally 2 weeks have passed and the people you have sent have returned with weapons. It seemed that they got a lucky deal Or rather a 20 was rolled and managed to get 70 steel swords instead of the expected 50. You promptly begin training the men in the way of the fire style. You get a feeling that such large scale training is not as effective as it could be but whatever. You're going to train these guys to become masters of fire style
roll 1d100 average of 3.

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Rolled 88

Rolled 78

>>33855385
>average

Rolled 90

>>33855453
>>33855437
>>33855423
oh shit nigga.
we be wrecking
our men be getting trained hard.
85: Higher DC met, writing.

>>33855482
You spend a month training the men, you would spend longer however it seemed that not only are the men extremely fast at learning the fire style but that the food the village produces will soon run out. Luckily you believe that within this single month that nearly all 70 of your men have mastered the beginning steps of the fire style. 30 of your men who had no swords had instead spent the time training with their own makeshift weapons, they're not as good as your swordsman but you believe they've at least learnt the basics of fighting. Finally the fishermen under the control of Jack have also agreed to fight. Whilst you could not teach them much as your fighting style differed from theirs, you got the feeling there was no need to train as the fishermen are not only strong but also extremely tough.
Your forces
>70 Trained swordsman (Fire style: beginner)
ooc: the ranks go basic>beginner>intermediate>advanced>king>god
>30 militia armed with makeshift weapons
>10 or so willing fishermen wielding fishing rods with giant oversized metal hooks
>Jack the Fisherman, a fucking massive brute
1/2

>>33855604
Moral of the men seem high as they scream out about how they "be getting some bunny pussy tonight" and other crude comments. You get a feeling that you had a bad influence on them, what with your bedding of random woman nearly every night.
Your scouts report the bunny forces after spying on them for nearly a month.
>150 bunnies with holy magic that may put up a resistance
>200 or so other bunnies
>They live in a sort of tribal gathering on the plains with lots of tents
>They have some sort of barrier that prevents the scouts from getting close

>How do you fight the bunnies?
(do I need to give choices again?)
>Attack the bunnies immediately
>Scout first

>>33855701
woops. ignore the
>attack immediately and scout first parts
was originally going to get you to choose between scouting or not but than I realised that you spent a whole month training so the scouts could scout during that time.

Rolled 74

>>33855701
We should attack them on mass, take the fishermen and I, to be the first wave, and the rest of the militia to be the second

>>33855701
>Scout first
May as well, even though we've been spying on them for a month.

>>33855701
Attack the bunnies
lead the charge personally
fuck up their holy magic

>>33855701
These bunnies are physically inferior to our men and are not a race that likes war, yes? If so, attempt to surround their position and attack the shit out of them. If possible, we ourselves should seek out the magic-users, with 10 or so men with us while the rest slaughter the "villagers"

Rolled 14

>>33855794
as an addendum, the fishermen should accompany the main force

>>33855760
>>33855766
going with these
formation will be
>You and Jack leading the charge with the fishermen. Along with around 50 swordsmen
>Second wave that follows behind is everyone else
This good?
>>33855761
it was my mistake, was originally going to let you guys choose if you want to scout or not but than I decided to say fuck it and just auto assume you scouted

>>33855794
you do not know if they are physically inferior but you do know that they are peaceful and users of holy magic.

>>33855840
Sounds good

Rolled 4

>>33855840
yes, attempt to surround them
>>33855869
Plan is unchanged. Attack the fuck outta them, and go after the magic users ourselves. Surely when they see that their magic is useless against us their morale will falter and our men will see how not even holy might can stop us.

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>>33855869
You tell your men that strategy is worthless when facing the foolish bunnies and that with pure might and rushing that you will be able to crush them and enslave them.
"I will personally lead the battle with Jack and his fishermen along with 50 swordsmen), The rest of you shall follow behind. If you win than I promise that every man here will get some fucking bunny pussy to use as he wishes" Your words are met with a roar of what can only be described as "power of pervetedness".
Within a day, all members are organised and starting to march out. Whilst the elder woman and mothers look on with barely concealed hatred, most of the youngsters and elderly are cheering the men on as if their heroes. Of course you hold no delusion that what you're doing is right, your father always seemed to like to say "might is right" however you never really believed it. To you, the attack and enslaving was just something that had to be done, it wasn't right, it was needed.
Within 3 days travel, your army gets near the bunnies. It seems that the bunnies had sent one of their woman-folk to negotiate with you.
1/?

>>33856009
woops missed you, my bad.
I'll try and get the attack magic users ourselves bit in through

>>33856029
"I am cellestia, queen of the moon's children, king class user of holy magic known as the barrier queen, who are you and why are you attacking?"
>What do you say?
You can always just kidnap/attempt to kill her if you want. She came alone for some reason

>>33856091
>lol reasons
just capture her
get the weaknesses of her city from her

Rolled 94

>>33856091
It doesn't matter who we are, but wee need resources, we're willing to commit to a deal if you'll work with us.

>>33856129
>city
its more of a tribal village to be honest. buncha tents within a barrier.
>>33856131
need a tie breaker vote lol or will I have to roll for it?

>>33856131
This pretty much, we will get resources by diplomacy or might. We are willing to make a deal, provided it is in our favour.

>>33856131
>>33856228
Convincing it is. writing
any particular offers or just the usual, work for me and gain benefits or die offer?

Rolled 42

>>33856270
Yeah pretty much that.

>>33856270
mmm... king class bunny girl. Holy shit son, stop standing up. Must resist bunny girl. Must resist bunny girl. Must be political...
"It doesn't matter who we are, the fact is that we need resources" you answer her as you try your best to calm yourself down. Damn no wonder the men here wanted the "bunny pussy" so much.
"And we should care because?" she answers haughtily
"We are willing to commit a deal if you'll work for us, otherwise..." you make an offer and leave a threat hanging as you try your best to appear calm and uncaring.
1/?

>>33856382
At your threat, the young bunny girl before you starts laughing. At first its a giggle but before long its turned into full scale laughter.
"You *giggle* a demon *giggle* threaten us *giggle*, maybe you're new to the whole demon thing but we bunnies are masters of holy magic. Do you really think we'll be afraid of a demon who can't even come near our home or some menfolk who clearly don't understand what it means to shower?" as she talks, annoying giggles can be repeatedly heard.
"Tell you what, if you go back to your village than I'll be kind and give you guys our leftover carrots"
...
Okay, seems that my son has completely calmed down, guess you don't like haughty bitches.
How do you respond to her
>Try to convince her again (harder as she thinks you're a joke)
>Rape kill yada yada, you know the drill
>Tell your men to capture and rape optional her
>Accept her offer (kek)
>Tell her you decline and that you will rape her whole tribe. Than show your good grace by letting her leave back to her tribe.
>writein

>>33856535
woops meant bathe not shower

Rolled 75

>>33856535
Crush her skull, skin hear, wear as pelt on belt and march towards village.

>>33856535
>Rape kill yada yada, you know the drill

>>33856563
>>33856662
How will you do it? Attack her yourself or have all your men attack her or what?
>Attack her yourself
>Attack her with your nearby men
>Get the men to attack her

Rolled 67

>>33856699
attack her myself.

>>33856699
>Self

>>33856714
Okay writing attacking her yourself.
welcome to the full evil route.

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>>33856755
Lets be honest, was there any other route?

>>33856755
This bitch, this fucking bitch. You were originally just doing this because you needed to but now... you want to. You're going to slaughter them, you're going to kill her. Red rage crushes all other thoughts in your mind as you rush at her. Instead of the usual fire style footwork you show off, right now you're simply charging at her like an animal at full speed. The men around you seem surprised at the pure aggresiveness that you had suddenly shown. The girl looks bored as she brings forth her palm. Instantly 18 layers transparent barriers surround her, each layer is without a doubt of the highest and most powerful class. In some part of your mind, you're impressed that she could use voiceless magic, the rest of your mind however is screaming "KILL HER". As soon as one layer of the barrier touches you... it breaks as if it was glass and your skin was a hammer. You walk through all 18 barriers without feeling so much as a tinge as each barrier shatters around you. Finally the arrogant bitch before you starts showing fear as piss starts running down her legs. Before she can even say a word, your hand grabs her skull. You would have crushed it had you not been suddenly tackled by a bundle of muscle good job on that 17 roll Jack.
1/?

>>33856956
note: the roll for Jack was to see if he could resist his natural urge to stop you.

Rolled 37

Anybody still in this thread

>>33857014
is the stupid sytem maintenance still fucking going? Last time I post before I give up and quit this Quest

>>33857189
oh it worked. lel
"Get the fuck off me ya shit, I'll fucking kill her, I'll fucking crush her skull, skin her and wear her as a fucking pelt as I fuck her friends and family" you scream in pure and utter rage. You're about to rush at her again before you feel a chop smash into your neck from the back. Fuck, what's with me and falling unconscious is the last thing you think as you fall. If you had been awake than you would have seen the bunny girl before your eyes faint as well as Jack beating up the few that tried to rape her.
In your dreams you're visited by a three headed figure clad in shadows. With a bit of focus you can see the figures three heads. One head is the head of a bull, the second of a man, and the third of a ram. Looking past his head you see he has flaming eyes and the tail of a serpent. He carries a hawk on his fist and rides a strong bear. A deep voice booms out
"Hello my foolish descendant, it is rather unfortunate that you do not have the eyes of foresight meaning that I cannot show you the visions I wish. I cannot remain long as this plane is not the only one I reside in however I will quickly tell you. After you have taken over the foolish rabbits, travel far east until you see a mountain. Sacrifice the rabbit's virgin barrier maiden there to open the portal and I shall bequeth you as much power as I dare without upsetting the other demon gods"
2/?

Rolled 52

>>33857189
Yup, it's running. But the system is shitty, I recommend saving this quest for another day.

>>33857206
Oh great, an all powerful demon god entity, wonderful, just fucking wonderful. And to make it worse, it completely wrecked the chance that you would have a good ole lewd dream. Bloody demon gods.
As you wake up, you realise that you're on a makeshift bed. Ugh. You feel like absolute shit. After asking around, you quickly hear the full story.
Apparently Jack is what can only be called a White Knight. He saved you from the Holy Church awhile back not out of any sense of loyalty but simply because you were in danger. He and his fishermen were going along this trip for one reason and one reason only. To keep everyone else under control and not turn it into a rape-fest. Wonderful, always good to know the cattle you thought were loyal were simply an idiot instead. In the better news, the stupid bitch rabbit is still unconscious luckily.
How do you deal with Jack?
>Publicly punish him (its bad for your image to let stuff like this shit go)
>Publicly kill him
>Let it go (you owe him one)
>writein

>>33857231
I have exams soon so that means this is my last chance to run it for awhile.
I want to at least finish the rabbits before I go lol.

Rolled 28

>>33857301
Publicly kill him, honourly dueling him. Insubordinance is intolerable.

>>33857301
>Publicly kill him
If he begs for his life make him swear fealty, he is a knight.

>>33857350
man, you guys are killing all the prepared name characters. I don't mind
Well guess I'll write up duel than.

>>33857384
>>33857350
You decide that subordination is utterly intolerable however you do owe Jack one for saving you. That's why you will give him a chance, it will be a duel between you and him. You will both use all your strength to defeat the other. When you inform him, he looks at you with resolute eyes. Looks like he was prepared for this from the moment he chose to come along. You tell hi that if he begs for his life and swears fealty than you will make him a knight, he declines saying that he would rather be a fishermen who follows his heart than a knight who threw away his values. Looks like theres no way around it.
Most of the army is called along as a circle of men are formed around you and Jack.
Jack is wielding what looks like an oversized fishing rod with an oversized metal hook on the end. You have your good ole rapier. There is a good amount of distance between you two.
How do you fight this?
>Begin with magic (choose earth or darkness or try both at a harder difficulty)
>Fire style swords play charge
>Play defensive and maintain distance to see what he can do
>writein

>>33857491
insubordination*
fuck typos
also note. I gave Jack quite high stats as he was originally meant to be a moral foil character. His stats physically wise are superior to you. However you have training, swordsmanship and magic on your side so its pretty equal.

Rolled 99

>>33857513
well fuck

Use earth magic to stumble him and riposte with my training in the fire style, I won't survive a long battle.

>>33857491
>Play defensive and maintain distance to see what he can do
Counter him

>>33857541
you better hope that the other two rolls are not super low.

Rolled 66

>>33857547
The man has a extremely ranged weapon, who is much deadlier at range, than upclose.

Rolled 1

>>33857547
>>33857541
Well looks like i'll roll 1d2
1 is legroth strategy whilst 2 is playing defensive

Rolled 84

final roll

>>33857588
>>33857571
>>33857541
83: lower success met.
2 off finishing the battle already. close
writing

>>33857610
You've seen Jack fight before, he was using a stick at the time and had beaten three swordsman at once before they had learned beginner level fire style.
You decide that the only way you'll be win is to play smart and use everything you have. You'll start with earth to trip him.
"Oh blessed earth, become mud beneath the feet of thy enemy" you incant just as you narrowly dodge the flying metal hook that swishes where you had been a second before. If your body had not been focused on speed and agility than you're sure that your flesh would have been ripped by the metal. Jack attempts to send the metal hook swishing around to attack you again however due to the mud at his feet, he stumbles forward. This is your CHANCE, you dash forward using fire style swordplay movements reaching his side within a second covering dozens of metres. You send a quick riposte towards his heart and his neck in quick succession. Unluckily it seemed that due to the fact you were favouring speed and safety over strength that you rapier did not stab deep enough to kill. Luckily the wounds are deep enough to make him bleed heavily. As you're about to go for a third stab at his eyes, you instantly remember a previous experience with one of the fishing rods as you duck just as the hook whistles above your head. Just as you're about to regain your footing and dash forward to attack, it seemed that Jack had decided to forsake his weapon and instead just tackle you.
roll 1d100+10 worst of three as you do not have footing, +10 as he's heavily injured and I want to show that in the roll instead of deducting it from Jack's roll.

Rolled 11

>>33857739
Let's go!

Rolled 50

>>33857797
Fuck

Rolled 13 + 10

>>33857739

>>33857797
jesus christ, I'll let that one go as you did not have the +10 modifier.
But seriously...

Rolled 48 + 10

>>33857813
welp
>>33857739
crit please?

>>33857813
Welp
We're going to need a crit or we're about to get our ass pounded hard. we're still probably going to win through with how hard Jack is bleeding right now...

>>33857813
guess I'll go with this roll than.
dc: fail
writing

>>33857813
Normally you would easily be able to dodge a crazy bearlike muscle bastard with your agile body however it seemed that today, the footing really matters as the air is knocked out of your lungs. The muscle bound bastard had tackled you to the ground, gastric juices come to your throat but before you can even start vomiting, SMASH! his fist crunches into your face. If you were cattle than you would've probably had a broken nose, luckily being a tough demon, all you get is a massive purple bruise. SMASH SMASH SMASH, hes pinned you down with his knees on both your arms whilst his muscle bound arms are smashing into your face.
What do you do?
>Try and get your rapier arm loose to stab him
>Try and push him off (did I mention he's a ton of muscle?)
>Forfeit (my pride ;_;)
>endure it, hes bleeding badly, sooner or later he will lose consciousness
>Write-in
magic is basically impossible since you don't have time to do the incantation

Rolled 71

>>33857981
If I twist my body, I should have enough time to loose my rapier arm, and make a stab at his back. After that I'll need to make a quick forte cut, or it might not do enough damage to get him off me.

Rolled 51

>>33857981
>>Try and get your rapier arm loose to stab him

>>33858046
>>33858015
Guess I'll just use two rolls since lack of players

>>33858063
61, lower DC target met
As he repeated poundings come at your face, you realise that this would be a good chance to twist your body to get loose your rapier arm. You manage to get your rapier arm from after much struggling, it seems he doesn't even notice as hes focused on pounding the living daylights out of you. With a quick thrust, your rapier hits into his flesh causing him to howl and pick you up over his head. Your struggles and shouts of letting you go is answered when he throws you (with the last of his strength) towards the ground...head first.
>Reaction time
roll 1d100, first roll is roll used

Rolled 66

here we go

>>33858159
guess no dead prince today.
Target met.
As you're about to hit the ground, you throw your left arm forward in an attempt to stop. You stop all right, you stop with a snap and a large amount of excruciating pain. Seems that even with super tough muscles and bones, arms can still be broken when stupid things are attempted. As you glance back, you see the muscle headed fool standing up... dead. Damn, even in death he looks awesome, meanwhile you had won but you were on the ground and covered with bruises on your face and had a broken left arm too. So unfair, the loser looks much better than the winner.
Awhile later after lots of the "finest" medical herbs were used and your arm was set with a stick, you decide that now would be a good time to
>rest
>talk with that bitch bunny
>try and deal with the other fishermen before anything could happen
>Attack, fuck your condition, you've put it off long enough
>writein

Rolled 99

>>33858249
>Banish fisherman from the village
>talk to bunny bitch

>>33858302
do we really need to banish them? otherwise, seconded

Rolled 83

>>33858344
The only guy keeping them from attacking us, we just killed. They gotta go.

Rolled 88

>>33858249
>talk with that bitch bunny

>>33858344
>>33858302
Your choice, you'll have higher order if you banish the fishermen but you lose out on alot of food output and naval defense/scouts. i.e. its either order vs naval resources/abilities.
Note: fishermen was making 600units of food, they are currently making 50% of that food due to the holy church issue and the fact that alot of the senior fishermen had come on this campaign. (i.e. current fishermen make about 300 units of food, in comparison, current inexperienced hunters make 20 units of food whilst farming makes 400 units of food)
writing up talking to bunny bitch. please come to a consensus on what to do with fishermen by than.

Rolled 9

>>33858428
I would prefer we keep them for now.

>>33858428
You decide that now is a good time as any to meet that bitch of a bunny. You would rape her too if it wasn't for the fact that the god was promising great power if you killed her as a virgin.
You enter the tent that had been set up for the bitch, it seemed that your medical units are currently drugging her to keep her asleep. You promptly tell them to wake her the fuck up. Man, your mood is bad, you havn't been this badly beaten since the time you challenged your father to a mock battle back when you reached intermediate fire style. Your memories are promptly blown away when the bunny girl opens her eyes an upon seeing you squeaks and instantly summons a 50 or so layer barrier. Does she never learn? You touch her barriers and easily break through each one as if the barrier was no more than paper. Her eyes are wide as she starts curling up into a small ball.
You get the feeling that she is scared shitless of you
>What do you say?

Rolled 35

>>33858510
"You seem willing to hear me out now. As I'm sure you've realised I care not for your feeble magics. You will surrender whatever resources your "village" has that I desire and you will deliver a tribute of slaves (ooc: 20 a month? I don't want their population to dwindle too low but being bunnies I guess they breed fast).

"If you do not accept, I shall destroy your village and your people. Your mages will fall before the might of me and my army. Give me what I want or I shall take it by force."

>>33858606
Ahh, you just had to use the word slaves.
alright since only response than I will get writing.
Changing tribute to 20 a year as 20 a month is ridiculous when their total population is only around 350-400.

>>33858606
"You seem willing to hear me out now. As I'm sure you've realised I care not for your feeble magics. You will surrender whatever resources your "village" has that I desire and you will deliver a tribute of slaves, 20 a year" You say in a bored voice as if her magic was weak. Of course she knew nothing about the fact that out of your whole army, only you had the ability to basically ignore their barriers. She seems to be nodding her head until you talk of the tribute of slaves. Did you perhaps hit a nerve?

"If you do not accept, I shall destroy your village and your people. Your mages will fall before the might of me and my army. Give me what I want or I shall take it by force." you continue, ignoring her glare.

She replies with a filmsy smile, "I'd rather die than let my people become slaves" instantly, 20 fireballs appear before you. What in the name of-
"We of the moon hate to fight so using any magic but holy magic is forbidden but... just this once, I'll break the rules and CRUSH YOU" she starts getting more and more worked up as she ends the argument with a shout. The 20 fireballs floating in the air before you rush towards you at breakneck pace. Damnit, how did she even realise that regular magic could work on you? Or was she just desperate?
>roll 1d100 to dodge fireballs, average of 3, shes still slightly drugged whilst you're heavily injured yet have an agile body

>>33858727
everyone gone?
Guess I'll end it here than. I'll wait 5 more mins for replies and than end it here

Rolled 22

>>33858727
See this is what happens when you try to be nice with people.

Rolled 79

>>33858727

>>33858866
it was fine until you wanted the slaves too. The bunnies prefer peace over nearly everything and would have happily given the resources to avoid a war. Than you just had to mention slavery and tributes.
If you had said something like "20 servants will serve per year" or something in that manner than I would've rolled in the background to see if she accepts.
However you went for slavery with it actually being called slavery.
She reacted by going pure rage mode and using magic forbidden to her.

>>33858894
>>33858866
guess I'll just use two rolls
average 55.5, target not met
writing

Rolled 97

>>33858727

>>33858972
>>33858981
Nooo take my roll

>>33858972
You are not in the fucking mood for a fight, not in the mood at all. You've been knocked unconcious by a snap to your neck, you've had your face pounded in and you've even had your left arm broken, you are just not in the mood for a fight today. You are however in the mood to live as you frantically attempt to dodge the 20 or so fire balls that come towards you. Even if your body was injured, you were still a demon who focused himself on agility and speed during the change. Looks like focusing on speed payed off as you dodge nearly all of the fireballs. nearly. as you dodge the 19th fireball through a furious dive to the right, the 20th fireball hits you with its full force. Luckily you were able to spin your back towards the fire and save your charming face. unluckily, fire anywhere on your body hurts like hell, its at times like these you wished those myths about demons being good with fire were true. The pain is excruciating however you manage not to scream out... not too loudly at least.
Your scream promptly brings in the swordsmen guards from outside. As they glance the scene, they quickly rush the bunny bitch using fire style, unfortunately it seems that she quickly placed a barrier easily blocking the two guards from getting near her. With a hop and a jump in true bunny style, the bunny bitch sprints away from your camp towards her home at full speed. All attempts by your troops to stop her are useless as their weapons bounce off her barriers leaving not even a dent.
1/?

>>33858981
oh shit. ahhh let me retconn
how do you delete posts?

>>33859063
Okay let me try and fix this. Time for our PC to gain some boost of speed and rush afterward a young bunny before catching her (since I don't know how to delete posts to retconn)

>>33859063
You're tired, you're hurt and you're very very annoyed. Normally you would fall unconscious right about now but you've decided to fuck that, you're going to catch that bunny bitch even if every bone of yours breaks from doing it. You stand an with a roar using some primal part of you that had not been seen since you tried to crush the bunny bitch's head, you rush forward after her. Within minutes, you had caught up. She looks suprised before she attempts to summon fireballs again. Fuck that, you tackle her full powered landing yourself on-top of her
Do you
>hate rape her and break the demon god's instructions
>hate rape her for the sake of hate raping her
>not not hate raping her
>actually not hate raping her and just killing her
>writein

>>33859144
>writein
Grab her ears. Dig your nails into her arm. Then whisper into her ear angrily.
"Do you wish to reconsider my offer?"

>>33859144
>every option is about hateraping

Rolled 32

>>33859198
This, it will really be much more satisfying to sacrifice her later on

>>33859217
That's demons I guess, but let's fight the urges for now.

>>33859198
>>33859237
You retrain your son as you grab her ears in a bunch and dig your nails into her arm. You than whisper angrily
"Do you wish to reconsider my offer?"
You're digging your nails so deep that shes bleeding whilst you're pulling her ears as if the attachment could be pulled off. She screams and cries as you "abuse" her.
roll 1d100 worst of 3 to see if she can overpower her pain. Normally I would do it but I guess I'll try letting you guys roll.
You want low rolls here as you're rolling for her

Rolled 2

>>33859329

Rolled 84

>>33859329
dice please

Rolled 8

>>33859329
A new face is here, by the way.

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Rolled 11

>>33859343
he he he

>>33859329
>>33859343
>>33859351
>>33859361
Guess bunny bitches aren't good with pain.
writing, so close to getting a slave bunny (i.e. the crit)

>>33859434
"Kyaaaaa, it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts, stop stop stop" cries the girl, funny the bunny bitch is acting her age for once. You slap her across the face shutting her up as you look her straight in the eye.
"Have you reconsidered my offer?" you say in an commanding and sadistic voice
"Neve-it hurts it hurts it hurts" she seems to be about to reject so you pull on her ears and dig your nails once again into her arm.
"I promise you that if you simply do as I command than you and your people will not be harmed" bullshit of course since you're going to be killing her later as a sacrifice to a god but still. Its at least half true as you really will spare her people.
with tears in her eyes she responds
"What's your request" there is still a bit of willpower within her eyes but you get the feeling shes mostly broken and would do anything for you to stop hurting her.
>What is your request?

>Resources (specify what percentage)
>Slaves (specify how many)
>Resources and slaves (specify both)
Optional: "Servants" instead of slaves (I will roll in secret to see if she will not perceive and understand its basically same as slaves)
Optional: Keeping her as a personal slave for what she has done so far (to sacrifice later or use as you wish)

the more you want, the harder it is. Good luck balancing greed and what not

Become evil romeo, seduce bonny with lots of lies,

Corrupt horny beautifull virgin bunny.
We need a queen as a king goed. Dont go full fuck and rape everything

>>33859544
we're not evil, we're "pragmatic" and greedy for power

>>33859544
Better said a king lvl magic virgin bunny queen, who can be corrupted by us to even participate with us in the rape

Just dont end up using every notable female char as a chair who do nothing except get raped

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My words

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>>33859544
seduce her to the point at which she is completelyt infatuated with us, then sacrifice her

It's what a true demon prince would do

>>33859544
Yes. This. And maybe a number of slaves. We can get resources with the slaves, I guess.

>>33859588
>>33859583
>>33859564
>>33859544
we are truely evil

>>33859537
So uhh... whats the request?

>>33859666
>>33859615
I'm not fully sure what's reasonable, here, to be honest. Uhhhh. 10% of total population? That seems big. 5%?

Other anons, help!

>>33859692
>>33859537
>resources 50%
>"servants" 10 a year
>we keep bitch and romeo her up

Rolled 17

>>33859537
>Resources and slaves (specify both)
60% of Spare resources
20 slaves a year
We keep her as 'collateral'

>>33859702
Just going to go with this than.
roll for servants was partial success (it was 1 off and I guess I'll be nice)
writing 50% resources and 5 servants a year along with keeping the imba queen
to be honest, shes super imba when fighting anyone or anything besides the PC who has hax unique ability

>>33859752
woops missed you, will do 55% resources as a kind of balancing act

Last post wifi super bad,
To make the deal official we must have a ceremony and take the virginity of our queen.

We must doubble cross ancient ancestor , we dont want to be known a. The faggot who was helped by our ancestor.

And begin corrupting our wife by letting her become addicted to our body sex"

And make her evil truelly evil

Demon thank you for hosting last post , iphone and bad wifi

>>33859758
>>33859769
You take your finger nails out of her skin and stop grabbing her ears as you start patting her hair. Within moments the damage from your nail heals, it seems that she had used holy magic to heal. She seems to be weirded out by your sudden change as you smile and say
"All I want is 55% of your spare resources and 5 of the great moon inhabitants to serve my growing empire per year. Thats not too much to ask is it?" You say this as softly as possible as if you're a completely different person from before.
"You seem different..." she slowly murmurs as you smile and do something you normally would never do... apologise
"I'm sorry about before, I was just enraged and my people starving, we currently don't even have enough food to get by for a month so we had no choice but to try and attack other villages." of course the reason your village was nearly starving was because you had spent everything on weapons and forced all the farmers to become swordsmen and militia but you would never say that. Your words seem to work as they elict the sympathy you were hoping for from the innocent and foolish girl
"Well as long as my people who come help our in your village are not mistreated than I guess its okay..." she begins very slowly and ends slower.
"Don't worry, if you wish to watch over your fellow citizens than you can watch over them at my village for however long you wish. Also with your staying, we can forge some strong bonds between our villages" of course she was actually a hostage in everything but name but you get the feeling that the rabbit bitch before you was not too high in the brains department
1/?

>>33859889
She seems to brighten up at the prospect that she would be able to keep watch over her fellow "citizens" read: slaves, that would be sent to your village.
"Of course, the great Cellestia, Queen of the moon children must be given suitable accommodation and I would need to go back to my village every so often to check up. You will do all this" it seemed that after seeing your attitude that she had gotten back a bit of her former arrogance, funnily enough you had forgotten that bunny bitch had a name until she had said it just than. She quickly states that she would heal your body for you however you promptly declined as you knew what would happen if she tried to use holy magic on you.
You arrive back to your camp as the bunny bitch happily hops back to her village. Normally you would doubt her but she seemed the sort that was too proud to lie. After quickly telling the details to the leaders of the army (to massive disappointment that they would not get to "fuck bunny pussy"). Your mood is the best it had been in a long time before information from your village arrives. It seemed that the "saviours of humanity" (i.e. the followers of the Holy Church balooney) had teamed up with the fishermen that used to follow Jack (they had escaped from confinement within the camp and had rushed back in inhuman speed otherwise known as crit speed). Due to the fact that you took nearly every capable body with you on the war besides the 10 adventurers and a few militia, the "fishermen alliance" (as they called themselves) was able to more or less take all the ships and declare war on you and all your followers. The village was currently in a state of anarchy
-Quest over-
To be continued?
How do I archive? Can someone archive and link ;_;?

>>33860087
Ayy lmao,

10/10
Would call awesome writer and is actually subtle,

I can see alot of our problems being solved by making bunny wife since she"s op

And delegating tasks to evil people.

I very much enjoy the consequences of stupid actions.

This truelly deserves to be archived

>>33860087
some notes: the "saviours of humanity" had constantly been rolling every choice post with the aim of getting a 90. they broke out of prison in the middle of the fight with Jack.
The fishermen who followed Jack should not have been a problem as they would have gotten back to the village in the middle of chaos (i.e. it would have been two separate factions within the village instead of one combined faction) but than they rolled a 100 in breaking out...
Now instead of 2 small rebellions, you have one large rebellion that has taken all of your naval resources

>>33860087
>all of this happened because we put off dealing with possible rebellious people
>killing the muscle man
fuck us

>>33860207
We are demons ,
This was bound to happen and we solved a major issue with bumny, we
Might get her so far to kill these evil demons who opressed the village and making sure we have spies as the queens servants, to remain sure she isnt turned while she is good, she must be evil

>>33860207
The lesson here is that if you're going to kill people, you need to kill all the people. You can't half-ass it.

>>33860246
If we get in good with the bunnies, maybe we can convince them to reject their peaceful ways and use them as our new army.

>>33860246
>>33860247
Just going to admit that I've used up 70% of my material already with lots of characters that I had set up dieing (huntsman and Jack) or losing interest in the PC (maid).

>>33860314
woops, email field.
/a/ is not good for your brain

>>33860314
Who said, i lost interest in the maid?
I thougt we would be evil romeo,

And also
Make her evil after understanding her better,

I wanted to see who was the loyal evil demon wife capablw of bearing true demonic spawn

>>33860300
My nigga, dubs and thinking like a demon.

Making something pure into evil,

>>33860395
I meant the maid lost interest in you. As soon as you "raped" her, she no longer cared about you whatsoever.
Shes basically just a doll to you now, she won't fight, she won't resist but neither will she ever do anything for you.

>>33860449
>>33860449
>>33860449
Wow, then i have major respect for the celes... Qeeun of hoppers.
She got abused hardcore and still she id going to come for more.

Is she a complete lost case op?
No hope left to change her?

>>33860602
shes not a lost cause. the difference between a scuffle and rape is quite high.
Will be hard and require the right words to get her to become "evil" through

I knew from the people that were here yesterday that me going to sleep would completely fuck everything up. The only good thing that's happened is the fucking bunny people coming. God damn spergelords

>>33860961
We didn't screw up THAT badly

>>33861002
Well, actually, you pissed off just about everyone and somehow got the bunnygirl queen to stick with us anyway, presumably because she's both scared and an airhead.

There isn't much you didn't fuck up.