You take one last drag from the cigarette, deciding it doesn't matter, and then toss it into the ocean behind you with finality. “The game's afoot,” you tell the empty air beside you. “The game's afoot and I'm but a mouse caught between the hounds and the bear.”

[]See if you can't find a way to do some damage.
[]You'll be needed with the damage control parties.
[]Write-in.

>>33850444

[x] See if you can't find some way to do some damage.

MAN THE HARPOONS! THE WHITE WHALE APPROACHES!

>>33850444
>[X]See if you can't find a way to do some damage.
I say we throw rocks at it.

>>33850444
>[]You'll be needed with the damage control parties.
All in favour of not dying again say aye.
...
Nobody?

Rolled 58, 64 = 122

>>33850415
>[x]You'll be needed with the damage control parties.
Discretion, valor, etc.

>>33850444
>[]See if you can't find a way to do some damage.

We're going to need a really big gun...

>>33850444
[]You'll be needed with the damage control parties.

>>33850444
>[]You'll be needed with the damage control parties.
Or lend any support, however small, that you can.

>[x]You'll be needed with the damage control parties.

File: something like this but w(...).jpg (38 KB, 400x300)

38 KB JPG

When I called it it was in favor of doing damage.

>See if you can't find a way to do some damage.

You wish you hadn't tossed your cigarette into the ocean. Another drag would have been nice. Shrugging, you head for the bridge once more. The admiral and captain have stepped back to allow Misato control, and she's busy giving off a rapid string of orders in a combination of English and Japanese. Shinji is standing out of the way, in a corner, and you move to rejoin him when Misato spots you.

“Cryan,” she snaps. “Are you any good with battle rifles?”

“Good?” you ask her, surprise coloring your voice. “I shoot straighter than men piss stone cold sober.” Several of the bridge crew snickers, and you're reminded that most of these men are barely out of high school.

“Good,” she says. “Find the armory and get somewhere to try and help distract the Angel from 02 and 04.” You sketch a salute and don't tell her you know where the armory is. You glance at Shinji.

“What about Shinji?”

“He's staying here. I don't want him with you, in case something happens to you.” You don't care for the implied 'like I'm hoping,' but you nod.

“Probably for the best.”

“Get going,” she orders, and you take off.

The fellow in charge of the armory is a middle-aged man, going gray in the hair. He looks you up, he looks you down, and you can tell he doesn't like you. But when you mention your need for a rifle, he puts it aside and hands you an M14, along with several magazines.

“Best of luck,” he tells you. At least he can respect professionalism.

[]”Thanks. I'll probably need it.”
[]”I'll be making my own, today.”
[]Write-in.

>>33851282
>Write in
"You too. We're all going to need it."

>>33851282
>[]”Thanks. I'll probably need it.”

>>33851282
>[]”I'll be making my own, today.”
In the SAS, it's as comfortable as breathing.

>>33851325
>>33851282
This.

Also, tangfag. Mari fapfic when?

>>33851325
This

>>33851379
She's never going to get over Cryan, is she?

>>33851430
Honestly we may as well embrace it and make it comfortable with both of us instead of going Evangelion's normal ANGST and SUFFERING route.

REQUIREMENTS TO STOP THE THIRD IMPACT:

1. Destruction of EVA-01. (Most likely avoidable in the long run, recommend assassination of SEELE and Gendo)
2. Destruction of EVA pilots, specifically Shinji. (Again, possibly avoidable in the long run, recommended assassination.)
3. Death of SEELE and Gendo.
4. Sealing or destruction of Adam (This will put a stop to the 3rd impact forever, as it is an essential part of the process.)
5. Ensure Shinji's ego does not break as GNR and the mass produced Evangelions initiate the 3rd impact (This may be exceedingly hard, but if achieved, it will ensure the 3rd impact will be a failure.)

Recommended actions:

1. Ensure that Shinji has a healthy and stable mind.
2. Save Kaworu. (This is shown to be a possibility in the Evangelion 2, PS2 game, where he desires to see everyone's futures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI0nY2NYpZg This can and will invalidate SEELE's mass assault, as well as the fake Evangelion units)
3. Ensure Pilot cohesion and mental stability (This will support Shinji mentally as well as allow for a coordinated effort to protect NERV from SEELE)
4. Ensure the safety of Tokyo 3 residential areas (This will keep Shinji from breaking down mentally as his friends leave him, which led to reliance on Kaworu.)
5. Ensure Toji's safety if he participates as a Pilot (See 4.)
6. Work with Kaji and Misato to backstab NERV and uncover the truth, and in the end plot Gendo's downfall (This may seem rather far fetched at the moment, however Gendo is hellbent on regaining Yui. There are two ways to achieve this, meld his soul with the Evangelion or the 3rd impact. The former is practically impossible, and the latter is not one we want to have him achieve.)

Hopefully this list will help us in the future.

File: 1403930888109.gif (159 KB, 320x213)

159 KB GIF

“You too, mate. We're all going to need it.”

“Heh,” he chuckles. “Give 'em Hell, you jackass.” You shoot him a thumbs up.

“I plan on it, mate. Hell raising's my middle name.” It's not. Not really. You don't tell him that. He probably doesn't care what your middle name is. Sometimes you wonder why your mother gave you your middle name.

You head for the flight deck, and take a look at the top of the carrier's island structure. Yeah, that'll do nicely. You head upwards, and take a perch over looking the ocean. The armory officer didn't give you a rifle with a scope, so you check the sights. They look okay. You'll see how it shoots, eventually.

Five magazines. One goes into the rifle, you slap it in place, rack the bolt back, and flip the safety off, and settle your back against the antenna structure, and settle in to wait. Waiting is the worst part of any engagement, you think. It leaves you time to think about things you'd rather not dwell on.

So instead you think about how Mari's been avoiding you, which is good, you guess, since it means she's not trying to play tonsil hockey with you until you're killed by the heat death of the universe. Basically, you've managed to figure out, she's a lonely girl with a probable? Possible, at least, Electra complex displaced from her father or uncle to you because for whatever reason she thinks you're a decent father figure. Or something. You don't know.

But like you've said before, you're a shitty psychologist and basically all you do is self-medicate with alcohol. And then the ship shakes underneath you and you're thrown against the railing, cracking your head. You wince and rub the spot, before looking around.

(1/2)

Ah, the Evangelions are up and running, both of them. They're probably plugged into the N2 reactors aboard the carriers, then. They both take crouched stances, low to the ground, like wrestlers waiting for an opportunity to strike. You seize the rifle again and stand.

[]See if Misato can patch your phone through to the Evangelions.
[]The kids don't need you swearing in their ears.
[]Write-in.

>>33851893

[x] Both. Go on mute, but listen in to the chatter.

I assume our phone has a mute function. It's a futurephone! And I spend half my time on the phone muted nowadays anyway.

>>33851893
>[X]See if Misato can patch your phone through to the Evangelions.
Nothing like a swearing Irishman to raise morale.

>>33851893
>[]See if Misato can patch your phone through to the Evangelions.
This is an awful plan and we're probably going to die in horrific and unsightly fashion.
Ain't it nostalgic?

>>33851938
This.

>>33851938
This, if it gets really bad the swearing Irishman can start shouting suggestions

>>33851938
this

>>33851938

Speaking of being muted, this is appallingly accurate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

>>33851893
[x] See if Misato can patch your phone through to the Evas
At very worst, there's another set of eyes on it from a different vantage point.

>See if Misato can patch your phone through to the Kids, and then mute the phone.

One hand holding the rifle, you shove the other into your pocket and pull out your phone. You dial Misato, and she picks up after a second.

“What do you want?”

“Route me through to the Evangelions. I'm up high, and I might be able to see things the Kids can't.”

“Don't distract them. They don't need you yelling in their ear.”

“It won't happen.”

“See that it doesn't,” she orders with a finality you don't like. And then you're listening to Mari and Asuka bicker about who would take the lead. You mute your phone, so they can't hear you snickering, and prop the rifle on the railing to lend it some stability.

“Clearly it should be me,” Asuka is saying, “as I'm the better pilot. You're just a silly girl-”

“I am not!” You choke back a laugh, and scan the ocean. You think you see a flash of movement to your left. You check, and there's nothing there.

[]Your eyes are playing tricks on you. There's something in the water.
[]You trust your senses. If there's nothing there, there's nothing there.
[]Write-in.

>>33852323
Tell the girls to watch their left and go back to scanning.

Rolled 63 - 25

>>33852414
this

>>33852323
>>33852414
Yup. +1

>>33852323
>[X]Give the girls an approx speed and bearing for the object based on their position

Our left is not their left.

>>33852511
only reasonable action. this.

>>33852511
>Our left is not their left.
My exact fucking thoughts.

>>33852511
this works, combined with my last one

>>33852323
>>33852511
>Our left is not their left.
Fair point. Change >>33852473
to this.

Finally caught up in a current thread.

I rather not start a war or anything but If I am please ignore me.

Who are we going to help pair Shinji up with? I know that there is some fighting between Misato and Mari so I'm wondering about out disciple?

I kind of like Rei

File: SC04Complete.png (35 KB, 199x588)

35 KB PNG

>

“Girls,” you unmute your phone. “You're both pretty. Now shut up. I've got a high-speed object bearing one-three-seven, moving at approximately thirty-five knots, approximate depth, uh, seventy feet.”

“Do you really th-”

“Now is not the time,” Misato interrupts. “Asuka, you're closest. Looks like something is moving to br-” Misato is cut off by a huge spray of water as something huge emerges, and lunges for the Over the Rainbow. Swiveling the rifle to bring it to bear, you begin firing, aimed at the large eye. Your rounds slide off something in the air as though there's a wall there. Swearing, you empty the magazine.

Ejecting the spent one, you slap another into the M-14 and swear. “Misato, I'm not doing damage up here and the girls are engaging. Permission to try something else?”

“What are you going to do, throw rocks at it?” She snarls at you, and you swear back.

“Maybe if I had a bigger fucking gun-”

“THERE IS NO BIGGER FUCKING GUN THIS IS A CARRIER,” she tells you, and you cross yourself.

“Right, then.”

[]SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
[]There is but one thing to do. You need to find a helicopter.
[]Write-in.

>>33852896
>[X]There is but one thing to do. You need to find a helicopter.
This is a terrible idea. Let's do it.

>>33852896
>[]SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
I don't know the details here but it sounds awesome

>>33852896
[]SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

No more aircraft for a while.

>>33852896
>[]There is but one thing to do. You need to find a helicopter.
And maybe some depth charges. And some N2 mine.
A long line of strong cable too, if it's available.

File: valveravememe.jpg (165 KB, 1058x705)

165 KB JPG

>>33852896
>[x]There is but one thing to do. You need to find a helicopter.
TIME TO GO FISHING

>[x]SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

BOYS WE'RE GOING WHALE HUNTING

>>33852896
>[]There is but one thing to do. You need to find a helicopter.
Oh dear.

>>33852896
I have no idea what these choices mean

>>33853068
A- you find a boat and go fishing.

B- you find a helicopter go fishing using something else.

>>33852896
> Stay on station and spot

Let's not be retarded here.

File: uh602.jpg (44 KB, 800x528)

44 KB JPG

Sorry about that, needed PIZZA.

>You need to find a helicopter.

“Misato, I need a helicopter. And an N2 mine from the arsenal on board this ship.” You don't know if the kids can hear you, and you don't particularly care, either. There's an enemy that needs killed.

“What are you going to do?”

“I'm going to ride the N2 mine off the helicopter and aim it for the Angel's mouth. When the angel's mouth opens, I'm going to separate from the mine after activating it,and hit my parachute, and aim for the water and not the giant beast's mouth.”

“You're a goddamn fool, Cryan.”

“They pay me to take risks, ma'am. If taking this risk means the kids don't have to, then by goddamn you can bet your ass I'll be riding a mine off a helicopter.”

“Okay,” she sighs. “I'll make it happen. Asuka, Mari, keep the angel above the surface.”

As you descend from the top of the island structure, a quote comes to your mind.

And each man stands with his face in the light
Of his own drawn sword,
Ready to do what a hero can

You cross yourself, wonder why Napoleon III in Italy is coming to mind, and cross yourself again.Odd. You're not a hero. This is probably going to be incredibly dangerous, you realize.

The helicopter is a Black Hawk, like numerous you've been on before. The N2 mine is shoved onboard, and you're handed a parachute. Giving the man the M-14, you strap the parachute one. An ear radio goes on next, and you listen to Mari and Asuka asking what's going on crackle to life in your ear. They've managed to keep the Angel from doing too much damage to the fleet and themselves, thankfully, but the thrashing beast is getting closer to doing such damage.

[]”I'm doing something extremely stupid and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER.”
[]”What needs to be done.”
[]Write-in.

>>33853668
>[X]”I'm doing something extremely stupid and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER. Unless you need to save the world, or something."

>>33853668
>Now kids, I'm going to show you a trick you two can only do in an EVA

>>33853668
>[X]”I'm doing something extremely stupid and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER.”

We're going to ask Mari to slamdunk the N2 mine into the Angel right? Please say we are.

>>33853986
This is a much better plan. Also it seems like to me that this update is missing a paragraph at the end.

>>33853986
>Having Asuka catch it and wrench open it's mouth
>Mari jumps in and SLAMDUNKS the N2 mine in
>Asuka and Mari throw the angel away to watch it explode into the sunset
Why would this not happen

>>33853668
>[]”I'm doing something extremely stupid and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER.”

>>33853668
>[]”I'm doing something extremely stupid and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER.”

>>33853668
>[x]”I'm doing something extremely stupid and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER.”

>>33853986
>>33854121
Guys...
Asuka is the American.
She should be the one to dunk.

File: bbddc3f0ed36430c9e0bb6600(...).jpg (69 KB, 800x450)

69 KB JPG

>

“I'm doing something extremely stupid, girls, and I want you both to NEVER do something like this. EVER. Unless you're saving the world or something. And only in your Evangelion.”

“Oh,” you think that's Asuka but you can't be sure, they sound similar sometimes- “What if you die?”

“Then it's up to the two of you,” you tell her. “And God help me, I'll die before failing and forcing you two into that.”

“This is going to end very badly,” Mari tosses in as you board the helicopter and strap yourself to the mine.

“I know,” you tell her. “But hey, I'm doing something extremely stupid at risk of life and limb to myself, so you and Asuka can enjoy being teenagers a little longer. You're only fourteen once, Mari!” She mutters something you don't quite catch between it being muttered and the helicopter lifting off.

The ride is swift, at least, leaving you a minimum of time to reconsider and decide, no, you don't actually want to die and this is so stupid you're going to wish you h-

You're there. Mari and Asuka are forcing the beast's mouth open and aiming it up at the sky even as it struggles to free itself. The pilot gives you a thumbs up and nods at you once. You open the door and then you fling the mine out, and it drags you out after it. And then you're falling

Fuck, there's nothing that says you can't improvise. Clinging to the mine, it descends towards the Angel at a startling pace, and you wonder why you have such ideas. “MARI,” you yell over the wind and an explosion off to your left, “CATCH THE MINE AFTER I ACTIVATE IT AND SHOVE IT INTO THE ANGEL'S MOUTH.”

“WHAT?” Mari asks as Asuka hammers a fist into the Angel's eye. Oh god. They can't hear you. “WHAT?” She asks again as you hurtle ever closer.

[]Repeat yourself.
[]No time now. Activate the mine and abandon ship.
[]Write-in.

>>33854271
>[]Write-in.
"ONE OF YOU BETTER GO FOR THE GODDAMN DUNK!"

>>33854271
[]Repeat yourself.
[]No time now. Activate the mine and abandon ship.
>Write in
Utilise hand gestures and movements to show her exactly what to do

>>33854271
>[]Repeat yourself.
Then immediately activate and disengage.

Rolled 33

>>33854328
this

>>33854271
Honestly the bomb should have enough of a timer for us to jump ship and speak while we're parachuting.

Also, oh god I thought we were being something realistic what with all of those age of consent law arguements and shit.

>>33854271
>[]Repeat yourself.
>[]Write-in. C'MON AND SLAM!

God Mari, if you think on the same wavelength as Cryan, you'd get this.

>>33854288
>>33854383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtEjnfSGa4

>>33854398
Fuck you, I was just about to post that.

We'll either be facing the giant clock-alike Angel defeated by Asuka in 2.0 or Israfel next.

Honestly now I think about it Asuka is fucking terrible in any sort of team scenario. We should support a Mari/Rei, Shinji/Rei Mari/Shinji deployment and not utilise Asuka.

Or just deploy all of them at once.

>>33854561
Asuka COULD BE a team player. She has superiority/inferiority issues that preclude that, however. That said, she'd probably be a pretty decent leader if she had any concept of how to motivate underlings other than "DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I'M THE BEST."

>>33854398
That was far better than it had any right to be. Thank you for sharing it.

File: descartes.jpg (25 KB, 259x248)

25 KB JPG

>>33854589
And I can think of at least one way to help that.

>>33854589
Nonsense, I ran a guild in WoW back in vanilla, and I motivated underlings by the sheer weight of my ego.
There was a mutiny of pretty much every single priest once but we recovered.

>>33854589
So basically she's a shit team leader until either:
1. She gets some training.
2. She realises there's more than one way to motivate people (Which considering how ignorant of nearly everyone she is, would be very hard to pull off)

>>33854608
It goes with everything, man.

>>33854589
>She has superiority/inferiority issues that preclude that,
You mean that thing that 80% of her character is? Asukafag pls go

>>33854647
I think somebody needs some paintball commanding experience and lessons.

>>33854647
What if you made her sit down and watch US Army training videos on leadership

Oh god

Never again I'll never forgive my brother please send help

>>33854675
>Team Asuka vs Team Mari
Yes please

>>33854679
Those only work on men, though. The team is currently three girls and a beta.

>>33854688
Team Asuka with Kaji VS Team Mari with us.

Team Shinji with Rei and other operatives have to hunt us both down as we attempt to assassinate each other.

>>33854679
Am I to assume that US army training videos on leadership are extremely shit boring and/or utterly useless?

>>33854688
>Team Shinji pwns both.

>>33854709
>Shinji
>Beta
Honestly he's a lot better than people think he is. And he's a lot better than what he was.

>>33854729
This seems like a good training exercise.

>>33854734
Yes. You are.

But nothing is worse than SAPR standdown training.

>>33854734
They're ridiculously inefficient at leading actual people, and assume you're leading chess pieces with a morale bar that goes up when you call it a faggot.

File: 1406232962679.png (89 KB, 330x328)

89 KB PNG

“C'MON AND SLAM, MARI, IT'S TIME TO JAM,” you bellow. Apparently she catches the reference or the gist of what you're trying to say as you flip the switch on the mine and cut the cord connecting you to the mine, and then you're in freefall tumbling tumbling you're falling down so fast-

You get an arm up and jerk the ripcord on your parachute as hard as possible. The 'chute opens above and behind you and you're hanging for a sickening moment, staring into the maw of an unholy beast the likes of which you never want to see again you need bleach to drown yourself with-

and then you're falling slowly past it as it's hurled into the open ocean beyond the fleet by Asuka's Evangelion, and then you land heavily on a warm mass and something curls around you and your fists tighten and you bring one back-

You're cradled in an Evangelion's hand. Laughing weakly, you struggle out of the parachute. Mindful of your training, you pack it back up neatly in case you need to use it again or so some poor sod doesn't have to do so himself as the pink Unit behind you stands.

You surmise Mari is discussing things with Misato and or Asuka, so you sit down, and watch the rain of fleshy bits as the N2 mine explodes inside the Angel and creates a hole in the ocean where there's absolutely nothing for about one second but nature abhors a vacuum and water comes rushing in.

[]You need a post coi- fight cigarette.
[]A smoke can wait, you want off of this wild ride.
[]Write-in.

>>33854665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmd1FWen-nY

>>33854813
>[X]You need a post coi- fight cigarette.

>>33854813
>[x]A smoke can wait, you want off of this wild ride.

>>33854776
I've never been involved with that, but is it one of those hella misandrist things that assume the girl is never a lying cunt who's staging things for attention?

>>33854813
>[]A smoke can wait, you want off of this wild ride.

>>33854813
>Write in
POSE LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
WHERE'S THOSE SUNGLASSES

Rolled 63

>>33854813
>[]You need a post coi- fight cigarette.

>>33854813
>[]A smoke can wait, you want off of this wild ride.

>>33854854
Supported.

>>33854854
This.

>>33854854
Actually, we'd probably really need those sunglasses considering how bright that explosion is.

Actually, considering how close we are to it, we'd probably also need to be in a bunker.

>>33854813
>[]You need a post coi- fight cigarette.
That was fun.

>>33854904
We're inside the AT field by now I think.

>>33854854
This. It has to be this. Anything else would be wrong.

>>33854813
>[]You need a post coi- fight cigarette.

>>33854849
More the other way around, but it's actually fairly progressive in noting that a good deal of victims are male.

But it's basically just two to four hours of E-7+ saying "Yeah, this is bad, mkay?"

>>33854904
Well it already went boom so sunglasses aren't going to do a thing at this point. Besides look cool, that is.

>>33854928
>Being inside an AT Field
OH GOD WHY
THIS IS LITERALLY BRAIN RAPE. WE'RE MERGING EGOS WITH MARI'S MOTHER AND HERSELF.

AAAAAAGG

>>33854934
Jesus christ swap that for my HR then.
My HR was nothing but tumblr-tier "Only trannies can have feelings" bullshit. I would PAY to be bored instead of attending one of those.

>>33854854
This.

>>33854947
Seeing as how Lilith technically has claim on our soul or something and her mother already tried to have us blow our own brain out, I think we are past worrying about that.

>>33854947
Maybe our fairy keeps the bleedover from effecting us too much?

And on that note, we need to get more info out of her so we can use >>33851666 without metagaming.

>>33854960
What is this I don't even

What in the name of Rickover's radioactive asshole happened that you guys had to be forced through something like that?

>>33854947
Relax bro, Lilith is tanking for us, and our DPS is pretty high.
Need a soul healer though

>>33854981
Lillith doesn't have crazy space powers like that. You're thinking of Giant Naked Rei.

But still, as long as Mari's Evangelion didn't attempt to erode our AT field we wouldn't feel a- WAIT A FUCKING SHIT IS THAT WHY WE TRIED TO KILL OURSELVES? SHE ATTACKED AND BROKE DOWN OUR EGO

>>33855054
OK, well whoever it was that was in our dreams saying she stopped counting how many times we'd tried to save the world, thought it was Lilith but maybe I'm wrong, has claim on our soul.

And yeah, thought it was pretty clear Mari's mom was what made us fellate our pistol.

>>33855054
Anon we established that in the thread it happened in

>>33855054
>Lillith doesn't have crazy space powers like that.
Giant Naked Rei is just awakened Lilith.

Rei has those crazy space powers, but they need unlocking.

>>33855026
>What in the name of Rickover's radioactive asshole happened that you guys had to be forced through something like that?
I have no fucking idea. Apparently "This is a job. You do your work and get paid for it. If you do not work, you do not get paid. Your feelings are not an excuse to get paid without working." is the most sexist thing in the history of mankind, and "If you harass another employee, get the fuck out. Forcing political views on people counts as harassment. Unwanted sexual advances count as harassment. Harassment of any person is not cool, regardless of their position on the privilege chart" is literally Hitler.

>>33855268
We're all Hitler here, anon. Don't you want to go on a magical journey to Poland with me~?

>>33855311
Only if I get to bring an Eva for when the commies counter attack

File: image.jpg (42 KB, 500x280)

42 KB JPG

>>33855125
Okay nigga lets get some shit straight.
There are three beings involved in instrumentality and the third impact.

One is Adam, which Gendo swallowed. His original form was the giant of light, but is now otherwise inert in that form.

Second, is Lillith. The giant being on the cross. Who basically sits around doing jack all, all day and night. Basically exists to drip LCL to create Lilim.

Now, put these two together, and add Rei, and you get...

Rei/Adam/Lilith hybrid being. Or, Giant Naked Rei, GNR for short.
Who is suspected of being the phantom Rei shown in NGE's episode 1, as well as also being suspected of being akin to the beings that created the white and black moons which give planets life in the form of Angels/Lillim, because they're basically gods.

>>33855256
>Awakened
You mean fused with it's counter part entity and given a will through Rei?

>>33855311
Wait... we're ALL Hitler? Why am I now just being informed about this? This seems to be pretty vital information to have.

>>33855311
Can we round all the gypsies, jehovah's witnesses, slavs, political dissidents, blacks, homosexuals and jews up into labor camps, keep them healthy enough to do work, then attempt to contain a typhus epidemic with damaged supply lines?
Or do we have to focus entirely on the Jews and murder them as soon as they come into camps?
I need to know what kind of Hitler we're following on this magical journey.

>>33855403
There are plenty of different kinds of Hitler.

>>33855339
>You mean fused with it's counter part entity and given a will through Rei?
No, awakened.

Lilith stands there soulless, Rei returning is awakening Lilith.

Rei can do some magic hax, in episode 24 she makes an AT-field.

>>33855339
Yeah, OK. I didn't understand Evangelion when I watched it and I doubt I ever will, but I'll take your word for it. But by that logic, GNR who dresses up as our mom in our head has claim on our soul.

File: 1406436259054.gif (350 KB, 215x194)

350 KB GIF

From within the breast pocket of your jacket, you withdraw something sacred to all Agents of all Agencies. A pair of black aviators. With cool finesse, you slide them onto your face, even as the explosion finishes. And then you cross your arms over your chest.

“Yeah,” you say. “Smooth as a motherfucker. I still got it.” The Evangelion behind you doesn't give off the feeling you need to be eating 9mm, so you're going to chalk this one up as a win.

“So,” you ask to the world at large. “Who gets credit for the kill?”

“I'm marking it as shared between the two pilots. Since you're not a pilot you can't share in the credit. However, I will be recommending you get a substantial bonus or time off,” Misato tells you over a PA system on the Evangelion behind you.

Oh god. Time off. You don't know whether to giggle or weep at Misato's pronouncement. You haven't had time off in- years, at least. Unless one counts forced stays in the hospital time off.

“Neat,” you manage to scrape out. “I'll take the bonus, if that's okay with you. I wouldn't know what to do with time off.”

“See a movie, go out to eat, meet a girl?”

[]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”
[]”Well, if that's a hint...”
[]Write-in.

>>33855403
>>33855407
It's a metaphor for the capacity to rebuild your nation into a great state once more, or succumb to mental illness brought on by venereal disease and eventually commit suicide after killing your wife.

File: i_ve_made_a_huge_mistake_(...).png (326 KB, 640x427)

326 KB PNG

Oh shit I godwin'd it

>>33855441
>[X]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”

>>33855441
>[x]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”

File: ConcealedIdentity.png (195 KB, 878x607)

195 KB PNG

>>33855311
>>33855403
Hey now, we're not all Hitler.
Some of us are just impeccably stylish.

>>33855441
>[]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”

>>33855441
Write in: "What in your limited interaction with me has implied I can pick up a girl in a place like Tokyo 3?"

>>33855441
>[]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”
Lets not fall for this again.

>>33855431
Lets put it this way.
Kaworu is Adam's will.
Rei is Lillith's will.
This makes them capable of generating AT fields, but not time space warp shenanigans, you need to fuse them for that to happen.

>>33855441
>[x]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”

>>33855441
>[x]”If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”

>>33854947
Pfft, relax. Misato rode on Unit 01's hand during the Jet Alone episode and she was fine, remember?

>>33855517
They can do AT-fields. That's space-warpy

>>33855441
[x]Write-in.
"Knowing my luck, if I went out to the movies with a girl, she'd turn out to be a highly trained assassin hired to murder the fuck out of me."

>>33855626
Not at all, it's merely a psychological phenomena that becomes so strong in angels (and human souls amplified by the evangelions) it becomes a physical rejection of reality.

>>33855339
You need the body of Lilith, which is EVA-01 or Lilith. Seemingly, any random human does not count.
You need the soul of Lilith, which is Rei.
You need the body of Adam, which is an angel or the regressed embryo. Unknown whether Unit 00, or 02+ will count.
You apparently do not need the soul of Adam.

Rei entered Unit-01 for a sync test. No third impact.
An angel merged with Unit-00 and Rei. No third impact.
An angel absorbed Unit-01 for a while. No third impact. Additionally, Unit-01 has gone berserk and consumed an angel's S2 engine. No third impact.
Eva-01, Rei, and an Angel were together in Near Third Impact.

Presumably if Rei gets in the fucking (01) robot, and goes berserk while fighting an angel, 3rd impact will happen.

File: 1395780275710.jpg (36 KB, 854x460)

36 KB JPG

If you're legitimately implying I can do that in a company town then I pity you.”

“Look, there are attractive and single women in Tokyo-3!”

“Asuka is thirteen, Mari is fourteen, and I'm pretty sure that claims have been staked on the rest of the women that work for NERV by the various men that I work with.”

“What? What are you talking about?”

“NOTHING IMPORTANT,” you deny loudly and some sort of scoff greets. Besides, knowing your luck, if you did meet a nice girl, she'd probably turn out to be some kind of super assassin hired to kill you and you still don't know why someone would want you dead. You should probably rectify that.

But for now you don't want to run the risk of the Evangelion accidentally crushing you.

“Mari,” you call. “Can you let me down?”

“What if I said no?” She asks you, and oh god your life is flashing before your eyes. You cross yourself swiftly, and then-

[]”I'll ground you for two weeks.”
[]”Young lady you will let me down this instant or I'll be speaking with your father about this.”
[]Write-in.

>>33855805
>[]Write-in.
"Asuka, can you let me down?"

>>33855805
Then whatever ideas I had about teaching you how to shoot properly go out the window.

>>33855805
>Write in
"Don't make me come up there, lass."

>>33855805
"Then I'll be very diasapointed with you."

>>33855857
That's what she wan- do it.

>>33855805
>>33855857
I like this. Because let's face it, we really would.

>>33855854
>>33855878
these are good.

>>33855857
Can't go wrong.

Let's go with this.

>>33855805
>[x] "Then kiss your chances of getting shooting lessons from me goodbye."

BRIBERY!

>>33855854
>>33855878
Yep.

>>33855805
>[]”Young lady you will let me down this instant or I'll be speaking with your father about this.”

>>33855857
This is a have-to.

>>33855857
I can't not see us doing this

>>33855857
This is viable. Do this.

>>33855843
Eh, why not? Going with this.

If she helps, we step back on the deck.
If she doesn't, then we know there's a chance for Mari and Asuka to continue cooperating with one another.

It's a win-win. Sorta.

Go with >>33855857 and >>33855854 in the event that Asuka refuses to help out.

>>33855805
I'm just waiting for Mari to go full /k/ and show up one night in our room wearing a fursuit and clutching a nugget with a dragon dildo on the end.

>>33855805
>[x] "Then kiss your chances of getting shooting lessons from me goodbye."

I like this one.

>>33856073
The ideal weapon for fursuiting with dragon dildoes would be a gay weapon like the FAMAS.

File: Baited_Breath.png (11 KB, 199x200)

11 KB PNG

>>33855805
>>33855441

She's not the most subtle knife in the drawer, is she?

>>33856310
Seeing as how she tried to sex us up in front of her mother, no, not really.

File: 1403480747338.jpg (878 KB, 704x1000)

878 KB JPG

“Asuka, could you help out here?”

“No,” she tells you and you can almost see the shit eating grin she's wearing.

“Don't make me come up there,” you warn Mari, and then add, “kiss whatever dreams of me teaching you to shoot properly goodbye.”The descent of the hand cradling you to the deck of the carrier is swift and abrupt, and you fall onto your rear end, landing heavily. Grunting, you force yourself back up and off the hand.

Brushing nonexistent dirt off your rear, you glare up at the Evangelion.

“I didn't appreciate that,” you tell it. For some reason, it looks like it doesn't care. Yeah, you head for the bridge, still tugging your parachute with you, eager to escape a fourteen year old girl and her machine of death. When you step onto the bridge, you realize you're not on the Taffy Three. You're on the Over the Rainbow.

You make your greeting to the captain and admiral, and then glance at the displays. What you can read indicates that the fleet took casualties, but nothing horribly susbstantial.

“Rescue operations are underway now, sir,” an aide informs the Admiral and Captain in front of you. Arguably, you could offer your help, you're passingly familiar with what it involves, but if something has changed since your training, you'd be out of your depth. Not that you're not already, what with this whole boat business.

[]Offer your aid rescuing sailors in the water.
[]See if you can get a ride back to the Taffy Three so you can find your stash of Scotch.
[]Write-in.

>>33856399
>[]Offer your aid rescuing sailors in the water.

>>>>33856399[]See if you can get a ride back to the Taffy Three so you can find your stash of Scotch.

>>33856381
That's Misato making the suggestions, actually.

>>33856399
>Find Shinji, teach him card games.

>>33856399
>[]Offer your aid rescuing sailors in the water.

In b4 one of them is a 14 year old girl who starts crushing on us.
In b4 one of them mistakes us for a traitorous mole, or is a traitorous mole themselves, and shoots us.
In b4 one of them is a 14 year old honeypot who tries to seduce us into a situation where she can easily kill us, and tangfag posts the dancing skeleton with sunglasses gif

File: he didn't conquer the gau(...).png (111 KB, 300x164)

111 KB PNG

>>33856469
But I've already posted that one, mate.

>>33856459
Oops. Well, she's not subtle either, but she sends out enough mixed signals for an entire Psy-ops division by herself.

>>33856399
>[x]See if you can get a ride back to the Taffy Three so you can find your stash of Scotch.
Let the people who know what they're doing do their thing without having to babysit some drunk Irish cunt.

>>33856399
>[]Offer your aid rescuing sailors in the water.

>>33856399
[x] Write-in
"Sirs, there any way I can help aside from standing out of the way and not being around any nukes?"

>>33856519

>>33856399
>[x] Grab Mari and Shinji, head back to Taffy Three.

>>33856519
Pretty much sums up my thoughts.

All sanity left once Lilith started talking to us didn't it? Why else would an agent think it's a good idea to get near an angel.

>>33856399
>[]See if you can get a ride back to the Taffy Three so you can find your stash of Scotch.

>>33856815
I'm not sure we had any sanity to begin with anon.

File: suffering.png (284 KB, 640x480)

284 KB PNG

>>33857021

>>33857021
/tg/ is talking in Cryan's head.
Sanity is minimum.
Waifuing is maximum.

test

Oh hey I can post again.

So can someone tell me why Mari is so child to us now? Looking in old threads got me
Schoolgirl crush
More of the same
More and more
Rejected
Comforted
Made out briefly
Told firmly to wait until legal
Seems happy with that actually, in a so you are saying there's a chance kind of way
???
"I hate the fact that I like you. Don't talk to me."

What did I miss?

“Captain, is there anyway I could get a ride back to the Taffy Three with the Fourth Child?” He turns towards you and struggles to keep from laughing.

“They actually fooled you into calling it that? She's the Leyete Gulf, son.” The past week and a half have been a lie. Why would the sailors perpetrate such a cruel thing upon you? Why would the girls help? You need a drink.

“But sure, sure, we can get you back over there. One of the SAR birds should be able to help you out as soon as they're finished. Go wait on the flight deck or something, all right?”

“Yes sir,” you don't salute, but calling a man sir on his own ship never hurt. You head back to the flight deck and take a seat against the wall of the island structure. You close your eyes behind your sunglasses, and try for a catnap in the sun.

It doesn't happen. Someone sits next to you, and you sigh. “Hello, Mari.”

“Hi, Dec! Did you see me totally punch the Angel?”

“Yes,” you tell her. “I saw you punch it in the face. That was nice.”

“Right? Someone should make a movie about me staring me and Liam Neeson as you since he's Irish and more handsome than you.”

“I am flattered,” you tell her, “absolutely FLATTERED that you would have him play me in a movie. Except he's from Ireland, Mari. I'm from NORTHERN IRELAND.”

“I know, dude. I'm messing with you.”

[]”I do not appreciate it. I've had a long day.”
[]”Next time you need someone to ride an N2 mine off of a helicopter, don't call me.”
[]Write-in.

Post after this one is gonna be it, guys. I've got work later today and can't afford to miss anymore sleep.

>>33857099
Child
*cold

>>33857110
>[x]”Next time you need someone to ride an N2 mine off of a helicopter, don't call me.”
>Writein
"You did good."

>>33857110
>[x]”Next time you need someone to ride an N2 mine off of a helicopter, don't call me.”

File: 1402292781044.jpg (29 KB, 600x300)

29 KB JPG

>>33857116
I work with teenage girls whenever I go to work. I can confirm they, don't, in fact, make any sense unless they're complaining at.

>forgot the pic
fucking shite

>>33857160
complaining at me* holy fuck I should quit while I'm ahead but I promised you guys one more

>>33857110
"Ya done did good, kid. Gotta work on your team cohesiveness, though."

>>33857110
>”Next time you need someone to ride an N2 mine off of a helicopter, don't call me.”
then:
>Write-in - good work today, but you might want to work on unit cohesion, that lack of teamwork could get you killed one day

>>33857110
>>33857151
This

>>33857110
>[x]”I do not appreciate it. I've had a long day.”
>[x]Write-in
Is there something I can help you, Mari? Or are just here just for giggles?

>>33857232
this

File: 1403379681193.jpg (1022 KB, 1920x1080)

1022 KB JPG

“You did good, kid. But next time you need some crazy cunt to ride a live warhead off of a helicopter, don't call me.”

“It was your idea to begin with,” she points out. You nod.

“Yes. Yes it was. And it was stupid and if anyone ever tells you otherwise, you tell them the cunt that did it said it was stupid and he did it for lack of anything better to do. The entire reason I'm still working for NERV is that I can't stomach sitting back and letting you kids do all the work to protect humanity. Granted, I'm not a very good person, but still.”

“I don't know, Dec,” she says, and the pet name sends shivers down your spine, only the woman in your dreams calls you tha- “I think you're better than most. You're not the best, of course not, but-”

“Why do you like me?” You ask. You're tired of pussy-footing around. You're a grown ass man and she's old enough to talk about shit like an adult or at least pretend to be, if she's going to kiss you in front of a giant machine that is also possibly a cyborg-

“You're handsome and you're brave,” you're not brave you've never been brave, you've only done what you had to do, “and you can be really nice some of the time, but others you're a real jerk.”

Yeah. This is not going well. You need to be able to ask someone about this but you can't, not until you get back to Tokyo-3, so you can discuss this with Tricky Dicky, maybe. He's generally given you good advice when you've asked (never, a voice in the back of your head whispers,) but he's played everything straight before, and probably will this time.

“Work on your cohesion,” you tell Mari as you stand and head for a helicopter. “You need to be able to trust the fellow at your back more than you trust yourself.”

And that's it for tonight! Already archived, so we're good there.

Next thread will be Monday night at 4 PM CST or 5 PM EST, take your pick! Sorry about tonight, I didn't know Moot would be buggering us. Otherwise I would have just run late last night.

>>33857479
Thanks for being a trooper, Tangfag.