>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Will we see the other side next week?

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Idols are more interesting that Anons trying to fuck Jenner.

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

I don't even really follow this quest, but I can't not pick this option.

>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

Note to P-San: DO NOT mention to Vahlen that we saw Cole naked twice (and by extension, her as well). God, this is getting confusing.

>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
I can't wait to see what kind of trouble they get in.

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

Let's do this.

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG
Much rather deal with fallout from the date than the date itself.

>>34021995
I kind of want to do both but are we eventually going to see both?

Rolled 70

>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

God dammit, I want both

>>34021995
>>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

>>34022083
I highly doubt it.

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>>34021995
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
Jenner and Lilith here we come.

Cole Sidequest Things to do:
1. Subtly get DNA sample from Dr. Vahlen.
Perhaps we can meet over some coffee in a café for an innocent conversation about science (Nothing confidential). Get more info about what her father was like to see if Cole would have a reason to lash out. Collect DNA sample from used cup, straw, or napkin.
2. Match the DNA for confirmation and tell Cole about our findings.
3. Get Cole to talk about her past. Find out as much as she’s comfortable talking about or if possible and with consent, somehow probe her memories (though it could dig up something she prefers forgetting).
4. Investigate Cole’s first appearance in the Tombs
The arena manager seems to be influential and well connected. Ask him when the rumors of Cole started appearing, where she was first seen, who saw her, etc. Someone who’s a pariah usually has a memorable story as to why they’re avoided.
5. Introduction to each other
Invite Vahlen over for a private meeting at the Office (offhandedly mention that her father probably loved her very much?), and introduce Cole. Have her demonstrate her powers, and wait to see if the Doctor treats her as an experiment or as a person.

>>34021995
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
But can we have the other one later?

>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER
Merc, why do you deny us one or the other.

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Also, I've totally been doing productive stuff this past week.

Totally.

>>34021995
>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

>>34022083
I don't really care? It's basically going to be eight hours of awkward talking before players vote to try to fuck Jenner. I'd rather spend a session on the idols than that: Producer still hasn't even talked to Nico outside of the entry interview.

>>34022158
Think you can answer some peoples one question they've been asking?

>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

a change of pace would be nice, though good luck telling that to the same fags

>>34022066
>>34022136

Yeah, I really don't think we should if we value our lives.

>>34022158
Wow, you weren't kidding about a daughteru generator!

>>34022192
It'd be a matter of PoV, the other choice would be idol hijinks with the popular ones.

>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

>>34022136
Seems like an alright list, but I don't really like going back to the Tombs.

>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

>Date Hard : Dating All Night

Here we go.

>>34021995
> DATE HARDER

Oh God, I finally caught up!

>>34021995
>>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

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>Cole PoV never

>>34021995
> DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

>>34022299
Welcome aboard the daughteru express.

>>34022066
>>34022136
>>34022208
>>34022271
Or we can do things the really easy way and look up Dr Vahlen on facebook and find photos of her in her teenage years. Have our hacker break into her account if needed.

Also, while we at it, look up photos of Jenner as well. Focus on holloween costumes.

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>>34022158
Origami?

>>34021995

>DATE HARD: DATE HARDERER

>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

>>34022299
One of us. One of us. Etc.

>>34022158
We can eventually do both right?

>>34022359
Morgan as Origami makes too much sense but does not at the same time

>>34022235
Well, in general I'd rather see the idols: Jenner isn't terrible interesting outside of her being an adult female with breasts.

>>34021995
> DATE HARD : DATE HARDERER

>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

>>34022425
I kind of want to see Idol Hijinks too.

But I think Producer and Jenner Hijinks will be funny. Also 8-hours of awkward talking? I think Merc has something in store beyond that.

Besides how are we going to expand on Jenner if we don't give her a chance for character growth?

Also, I want to let all the other anons know. We totally should have chosen charm, if only for the moment we realize that we seduced an older version of Cole.

That is all.

>>34022525
Because she had her chance during dinner when Producer talked to her about her job as DEA? She's just not particularly interesting: Lillith had more interesting bits and she's appeared a third of the time as Jenner.

>>34022425
>>34022525
I think the choice implies that it's going to turn out like the first Die Hard movie.

I hope we get to play as Jenner.

>>34022565

Charm would have netted us some points too if we wanted to talk with her later.

Pragmatic just meant we're a guy who sees things with a good eye for cost/benefit.

>>34022567
That was the only time we actually talked to Jenner.

Several times when we talked to Lilith was character exposition and her telling us what is wrong with our idols.

Also though Jenner had more appearances we don't talked to her as much due to focusing on the idols.

>>34022525
M-maybe we could compromise and do Idol Hijinks next time?

Producer and Jenner will basically need a vacation from their vacation, or at least need to sleep in.

>>34022583
Wait, to add to myself, if the first choice is a reference to die hard, then what's the second choice a reference to?

>>34022613
I don't mind which goes first or not. Idols or Day Off.

I kind of want both

>>34021995
> DATE HARD : DATE HARDERER
can't resist the urge

>>34022611
No, Producer's talked to Jenner plenty. You just don't remember it because it wasn't memorable. Except that time her underwear was stolen, but that was more... dumb? than memorable.

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>>34021995
>IDOLS: NO CONCEPT OF RIGHT OR WRONG

Well, okay! It looks like we're following the idols for now!

>CHOOSE YOUR VIEWPOINT IDOL!

Is OP kill?

no

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>>34022640

>>34022660
Ehh....Hmm...

Cole

>>34022660
Cole. Best daughteru.

>>34022660
Cole

but we can finely find out why jenner and the cap duked it out

>>34022660
>>CHOOSE YOUR VIEWPOINT IDOL!
Cole

>>34022660
Cole

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>>34022660
Cole

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>>34022198
Pffft, fine.

https://2995c29805bc62632246266798940ee013527468.googledrive.com/host/0B31ASET0VYFvWjE5SEtwZWZmbjg/chara.swf

Don't let the moonrunes care you. It's easy enough to trial and error.

>>34022660
Cole and her quest to eat a whole cake shop

>>34022660

Rochelle.

I want to be the sane woman.

>>34022660
I'm going to buck the trend:
Miko

>>34022705
AKA we can now act like half jerks...Quite cathartic after playing a professional Producer.

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>>34022660
Cole beats out Rochelle

>>34022718
>Miko

>>34022660
Cole. But please drag along Nico, Morgan, and/or Sparky: they need more screentime.

>>34022660

Rochelle.

Cole is overrated.

>>34022743
She barely has any screentime, and it would be interesting to see things from her perspective.

I know this will lose.

>>34022660
Morgan.

Even if it will never happen, i'll try anyways.

>>34022765

I posted smug background dancer because her name is Niko, not Miko.

>>34022660
Rochelle.

Pissing against the tide, but whatever.

>>34022657
Yes, but mostly discussing the idols, she's our assistant, it's not memorable is because she's helping us deal with our idols.

Her story and her bra incident was something that happened that didn't involve the idols

>>34022786
Huh, that's odd. The character she is based off is Miko Nakadai, but ok.

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>>34022660
>YOU HAVE CHOSEN COLE!

You are COLE, a proud, independent girl that TAKES ORDERS FROM NO ONE. Well, at least ALMOST everyone. Producer is just about the only person you'd listen to, but mostly because he's nice and lets you eat all sorts of junk food and stuff.

You're currently back in your dorm sulking about, You're not sure why, but Producer having an entire day along with Jenner just seems to rub you wrong the way. It's not like you didn't trust her or anything, it was just...

AUGH! You need to do something or this boredom is gonna kill you!

>Producer said something about Umbrella being connected with your past...
>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
>Go to the danger room and vent frustration.
>Raid the kitchen.
>Other

>>34022872
>>Raid the kitchen.
Most important meal of the day.

>>34022808
>Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
"Producer, you have to make Cole apologize for tossing red velvet cake into that princess idol's hair."
"Ok, Cole, apologize and we'll keep this bra I just pulled off her"
Grandpa would be proud.

>>34022872
>Raid the kitchen.

>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.

>>34022872
>>Raid the kitchen.
No one can stop your feast

>>34022872
>Raid the kitchen.
I suspect they have set up Anti-Cole traps and locks in there

>>34022872
Raid the kitchen
Then drag along the other tombs girls while we go find something fun to do

>>34022872
>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
Time to build connections with our fanbase.

>>34022872
>Go hang out with some of the other idols.

>>34022872
>>Raid the kitchen.
>>Other: Find the others. Recruit Stig. HUNT PRODUCER.

>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
>>Raid the kitchen.

Bring them on a raid.

>>34022872
>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda
>Producer said something about Umbrella being connected with your past...

Let's go raid a corporate headquarters!

>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.


Didn't we just ate like a whole colony's worth of crabcake and a bakery's worth of cakes?

>>34022872
>Other
Challenge Rochelle to another game! We have to beat her SOMETIME!

>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.
>>Raid the kitchen.

>>34022872
>Other
Raid the kitchen with the other idols. For today, DIET LIMITERS RELEASED!

Poor cole

>>34022872
>You're currently back in your dorm sulking about, You're not sure why, but Producer having an entire day along with Jenner just seems to rub you wrong the way. It's not like you didn't trust her or anything, it was just...
>AUGH! You need to do something or this boredom is gonna kill you!


Is this a father complex or she likes the producer a lot?

Cole is adorable but I want to know what you guys think

>>34023004
Probably a dad complex thing seeing as she kinda sorta didn't have a dad, she had a father.

>>34023004

Likes.

She has no sense of what a father is.

Also she went from not caring about producer seeing her naked at the start to being very concerned about being seen in the buff.

Also she hides behind producer when shes scared so yea.

>>34023004
Could be a little bit of both. She is probably not mentally healthy or stable. Or it could be like Oreimo.

Okay taking bets:
There is no food in the fridge and she has to avoid shenanigans while shopping at the grocery store like in the first Metalocalypse episode.

>>34023047
That would be like hilarious.

>>34023047
If there's no food in our fridge, then we should go raid Umbrella's fridge.

>>34022872

>Sneak out and hang out with Kaneda

>>34023047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB32073N4vY

>>34022872
>>Go hang out with some of the other idols.

welp just another regular thread then without much of anything of note

>>34023119

Hope merc lets us play through the date.

>>34023145
Or something interesting starts and Cole gets dragged along into it.

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>>34022872
Well, if there was anything that was sure to calm you down, it was copious amounts of sugary and salty foods. Preferably at the same time. Problem was, the other girls and staff seemed to be catching on who kept eating all the food in the fridge. One time you had a bucket of water fall on your head when opening the door, which prevented you from frying the electronic lock on the fridge door, which now suddenly changed to an analog one. An oddly specific countermeasure.

And there it was. The kitchen, and inside, the industrial grade refrigerator that held all sorts of forbidden goodies inside!

You just had to figure out how to get in without setting off potential booby traps.

>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
>Maybe you should do something else...
>Other

>>34023145
Considering he's out ignoring any questions about it. Doubtful.

>>34023172
>>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Rochelle and her robotdog

>>34023172
>>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.

WE NEED NO ONE. They might want to share.

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
Recruit Sparky into breaching the fridge.

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Sparky, the new girl. We haven't done anything fun with her and she likes bombs!

>>34023181
>out right

>>34023172
>>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.

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>>34023181
Depends how much time we have, really.

>>34023165
it'd still be like very other thread, even down to the crappy dice rolls.

>>34023172
>Ah fuck it, you'll wing it as you go.

There's no plan like having no plan at all.

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Sparky is pretty much the best choice really.

>>34023216
So no.

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
>Everyone

>>34023172
>>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

SPARKY

No collateral damage.

No damage to the FUUD

>>34022872

seconding this >>34022872

>>34023172
>>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you
Melissa and Sparky

Melissa likes the sweet stuff too so bribe her with ice cream

Sparky would want a chance to blow something up

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.

Sparky had that delicious combination of no fucks and ability to crack locks.

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
Get Sparky, we could use the explosive assistance in exchange for some of the loot.

>>34023209
>>34023210
>>34023238
>>34023261
>>34023285
I'm fine with Sparky but I think Recruiting Mellissa will be a good idea too, just because she likes sweet

>>34023324

That's sweet that's not going to us.

We really only need Sparky.

So been thinking on how armour should be distributed:
>Light (Bodysuits, Musclesuits, Sneaksuits, etc.): Morgan
>Non-Powered Armour (ballistic vests, carapace, conventional etc.): Rochelle, Julie, Cole
>Power Armour: Sparky, Melissa
Morgan’s going to need light armour due to not being in immediate danger, aid in mobility, and reduce noise when moving. She can also get to places or sniping spots that more heavily armoured people wouldn’t be able to reach such as vents and narrow areas.
Sparky & Melissa use Power Armour for heavy support in different ways. Sparky is geared towards anti-armour, and demolitions, while Melissa is geared towards an anti-personnel role with the LMG (Possible upgrade to a custom M2 Browning?).
Our remaining 3 girls wear Non-Powered armour in order to bridge the gap between Light and Power Armour.

>>34023274
>>34023324

Cole doesn't believe in sharing her precious loot

>>34023172
>You should recruit (ie: force) someone to help you.
Sparky and Niko.
They seem like bad girls enough to help us raid the fridge.

>>34023344
In the far Cyberpunk future, the M2 Browning is still used with only 3 major modifications to the original design.

>>34023344

Sparky is pretty much anti-everything.

Typhoon Pack and Pilum Dual-Purpose Missile Launcher ftw.

>>34023172
Hm, well, you could always try to recruit Sparky or Melissa. They were the most likely ones to help you out with your current endeavor. Melissa loved junk food almost as much as you did, and Sparky had that magical combination of lack of petty morals and very good bombmaking skills.

Rochelle and Julie were too much straight arrows to go along with this, and you weren't sure how the other girls would react.

>Recruit Sparky
>Recruit Melissa
>Why not both
>Other

>>34023394
>>Recruit Melissa
Divide it half and half.

>>34023394
>Why not both

Ah, what the hell.

>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky

>>34023394
>>Why not both
The more the merrier.

>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky

>>34023394
>Why not both
Never know whos skills you will need to break in at certain points.

Plus, more hands = more food you can carry out of there!

>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky

The less people, the more lewt for us.

>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky

>>34023370
>>34023344

Do they still use the M2 Browning in the future? It's pretty impressive if it's still in service.

>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky

>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky

>>34023394
>Recruit Sparky
We don't want to split this job too many ways.

>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky

>>34023468
Shit, the M2 is a workhorse. It's been in active service since, what, the 1915s?

>>34023394
>Why not both

>>34023394
>Why not both

>>34023492
It's simple, durable, and punch through a foot of solid concrete. If it ain't broke, don't fuck it up.

>>34023344

End game armour should be full powered armour for everyone.

The Zenith girls are all getting customised light powered armour.

>>34023344
Wait so how does Melissa's armor work? Does she forgo her aug so she can directly interface with it, or is one arm part of the suit and the other is her regular aug?
(Also, make sure the auged leg has a hole in the boot for seismic sense)

>>34023565
It's certainly nice, but EMP can certainly be a bitch.

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>>34023468

Of course they do! If there are still AK's in this future, you can bet your tuchus that the M2 has survived, and it probably wouldn't be too much of a stretch to guess that the 1911 is still around, too. Perennial designs, all three--still ventilating bodies in an age of lasers, railguns, and plasma.

>>34023586

EMP Hardening. The military versions probably have defenses against that or its too big of a weakpoint.

>>34022338

Would Vahlen really be the sort of woman who leaves her Facebook profile set on public?

>>34023394
>Why not both

Cole is willing to share if it's Melissa and we need Spary to blow shit up and character development.

Also I kind of want some time with Melissa so she has something else to do, like have fun instead of focusing on revenge

>>34023667
I'm assuming that in the far cyberpunk future, people have moved on from facebook, but the data still lingers out there. Since it never goes away, we should be fine.

>>34023667
Nah Myspace and Friendster made a come back

>>34023394
>>Why not both

>>34023394
>>Recruit Sparky

>>34023596
I think the Producer has a replica 1911 in his holster when we tested Rochelle. So maybe?

>>34023394
>>Why not both

Better to cover our bases, and also work on Cole's ability as a leader.

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>>34023394
Well, Sparky is probably the best for this. If you brought Melissa along, she'd ask for a bigger share, and you HATE that shit.

You head down to the workshop, since you were pretty sure a bomb nut like her would hang around there most of the time. Sure enough, you see her at one of the work benches, cobbling together more of those homemade bombs she was so famous for. You notice Falynn also in the workshop, though she was quite a distance away, most likely because shew as rather wary of all the volatile explosive materials Sparky had surrounded herself with.

Making sure you had your powers reined in, you carefully, CAREFULLY, approach the demogirl.

"Hey, Sparky." You say. "You doing anything right now?"

"Nah, just fiddling with some pipe bombs." Sparky shrugs. "Why?"

"I was wondering if you'd like to help me raid the fridge."

"Hmmmm, what's in it for me?" Sparky tilts her head and grins.

On the one hand, you could be friendly, but then you'd have to SHARE. On the other hand, you could probably force her to work for you...

>We'll split the loot.
>I'll beat you up if you don't.
>Because we're such great friends...?
>Other

>>34023932
>I'll beat you up if you don't.
>Other: Flex muscles

>>34023932
>Because we're such great friends...?

>>34023932
>>Because we're such great friends...?
if that fails
>We'll split the loot.

>>34023932
> Because I don't believe that you can blow up the fridge and leave everything inside in one piece.
Bluff!

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Forcing people to do your shit is not how you do business.

>>34023932
>Other
Because you'll get to blow stuff up?

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot because we're such great friends.

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.
>Other
Wanna try blowing up the lock on the door to the fridge without anyone noticing? It'll be a challenge.

>>34023932
>>I'll beat you up if you don't.

>>34023932
changing my vote from this>>34023969
to these
>>34023970
>>34023976

>>34023932

Wait, switching from >>34023976
to >>34023970

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Good grief you whiny babies, just split the loot.

>>34023932
>>We'll split the loot.

>>34023932
>>We'll split the loot.

>>34023932
>>Because we're such great friends...?
>I'll beat you up if you don't.

Cole hates sharing her loot

>>34023932
>>We'll split the loot.
Hell with it, half or none

>>34024004
No, fuck that. We're Cole now.

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Beating up the local bomb nut will go horribly badly.

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

She doesn't need us, we need her.

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

Threats will do little to the niece of Vinnie and the student of a certain Black Scottish Cyclops.

>>34022136
I don't think that lab explosion was Cole's fault. Probably some mercs did it, captured Cole (not knowing of her powers), she went thunder god on their asses while in transit and wound up in the Tombs

>>34023970
this as I figure this would motivate her.

>>34023976
Hell yeah, we know she's a boom nut and can play to that.

>>34024096
We really should have picked the Umbrella thing.

Cole digging into her past would have been fun. We can still do that after food is acquired, yes?

>>34023932
>We'll split the loot.

>>34024169
Sure why not. It just so happened that breakfast/brunch/lunch/linner/dinner/supper is the most important meal of the day.

>>34023970

She isn't going to believe that for a second, especially since we mentioned the fridge.

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>>34023932
"Because I don't believe you can blow up the fridge and leave everything inside in one piece." You grin smugly. If there was anything that could get to a girl like Sparky, it was questioning her endless skill.

The deep frown Sparky gives is telling.

>roll 1d20+10

Rolled 2

>>34024287
Gulp

>>34024287

Rolled 19 + 10

>>34024287

Rolled 10 + 10

>>34024287

>>34024325

Sparky's pretty good at her job

Rolled 16 + 10

>>34024287
Rolling

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>>34024325
Cole and Sparky! Best buds!

Looking back on everything all the way back to Thread 1 makes me realize our girls aren't like any other....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEClCAFjYHg

>>34024325
"Fine, you really think I can't do it? Then I'll show you I can and we'll see who's the one grinning smugly after that!" Sparky grunts.

Check and mate.

"But I want a pack of twinkies if we're going to be doing this." Sparky adds.

"Deal." You nod. You could live with one less pack of twinkies.

"All right, let me pack up some of my special babies and let's go!" Sparky grins.

The both of you discreetly make your way back to the kitchen. Fortunately, nobody seems to be around, and you know the placement well enough that you can get around them. Well, you doubt Himawari would care that much, anyways. She had her own stash of junk food since she never left her room anyways.

"Okay, so how do you want to do this?" Sparky whispers. "The door is always the riskiest part, but...."

She then takes out what looks like a string of putty.

"I got some premium wall breacher right here! We'll make our own door!"

>No. No more damage than necessary!
>Sure why not.
>Other

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
We're playing as Cole today!

>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!
>Other
Producer will kill us

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.

>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!

Hone- Producer will get angry

>>34024423
>Sure why not.

TIME FOR SPARKY BRAND PROPERTY DAMAGE

>>34024423
>No. No more damage than necessary!
We don't want to give ourselves away JUST yet.

Also, we should totally raid Himawari's stash after this.

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>>34024423
>Sure why not.

>>34024423
>No. No more damage than necessary!

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.

On one hand this is a bad idea, on the other hand this is Cole we are talking about.

>>34024467
Or use Himawari's computer to hack into Umbrella.

>>34024423
>However you prefer it.
>Hopefully you're ready for the consequences though.

>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
Pin the blame on Sparky.

>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.

>>34024423
>Sure why not.

Delicious property damage.

>>34024423
>No. No more damage than necessary!

>>34024423
>>Sure why not.
Time to let one loose.

>>34024386
They sure are anon...

>>34024423
>Sure why not.

>>34024423
>Sure why not.
As if Cole ever cared about collateral damage.

>>34024423
>>No. No more damage than necessary!

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After spending about 8 hours in MS Paint.

Remember the Number: 3701

>>34024423
"Sure, why not." You shrug. Not like it was YOUR wall or anything.

"Hey, wouldn't the Producer be pissed, though?"

"Don't sweat it, we'll just blame it on someone else."

"Because there's somebody else here that has as much explosives expertise as me that can effectively blow open a wall without damaging anything else?"

"Well, the Captain is still here. I think I can palm it off to her. She seems weird enough to do something like that."

"You have a point." Sparky nods, satisfied with your explanation. "Planting!"

Sparky then begins her devious work, drawing a girl-sized arch on the wall with the putty before sticking a detonator in and dashing around the corner. She then hands you the trigger. Heh, probably her little way to worm out of this by saying she never actually pulled it.

"Okay, it's all ready." Sparky nods.

"Fire in the hole!" You hiss as you hit the trigger.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 12

>>34024667

Rolled 1

>>34024647
Wow, sure is shadow runs.

When is Cole going to learn how to hack with her brain like Misaka from Railgun?

>>34024667
Blow'in

Rolled 17

>>34024667

Well this won't end well.

Rolled 3

>>34024667

Rolled 6

>>34024667
BLOW ME

>>34024696
>>34024689
>>34024683
Hey you were right.

Guys, can we keep this 1? I wanna see what happens.

>>34024689
Standing, on the edge...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

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>>34024689
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

That sir, is a nat 1!

Would you like to use STAR POWER to negate it? You have 2 points remaining!

>Y
>N

>>34024725
>Y

NOTHING SHALL COME BETWEEN US AND FUDS

>>34024725
>N

I'm Nuclear! I'm WILD.

>>34024725
>n

>>34024725
>N
FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!

>>34024718
This is comedy night, I might agree with you.
>>34024725
>N
Dis gun b gud.

>>34024725
>N

We probably needed a door there anyway. Plus we can install a ladder through the new hole in the floor and ceiling.

Rolled 2

>>34024725

>N

Let it ride, baby!

>>34024725
> N
WHy not?

>>34024725
>N

STANDING

>>34024725
>>N

I'm sure everything will turn out hilarious fine.

>>34024725
N

>>34024725
>N


>>34024647
The only way I see this happening if it was branded to her arm, making her see the number upside down, and considering she was illiterate she could've mistaken a 1 for a C...

But that's a big stretch

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>Cole is grounded
>Umbrella knows her position
>everything goes to hell

>but at least Jenner had a good date

>>34024783
Well, if we come across a random password or passcode, we know what to try.

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>>34024725
>>N
Time for you know what...

>>34024799
No, it's more like the entire kitchen and the fridge get's blown up to hell, and the capt catches them doing it, so there is hell to pay.

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Rolled 14

>>34024756

Why not a fireman's pole for quick access between levels? As well as providing any of our Idols with a means to exercise if they really wanna work dat core and upper body strength?

>>34024647
And the shadowruns are off!

>>34024725
>N

>>34024647
>Cole was experiment number 3701

Eh.

>>34024906
It could be a set of numbers, like she was experiment 01 from project division 37.

37.01

>>34024725
Unfortunately, what was supposed to be a relatively subdued, quiet explosion instead turned out to be a HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WAS LIKE A GODDAMN NUCLEAR WARHEAD YOUR EARS JESUS CHRIST.

"Whoops!" Sparky chuckles as your ears ring. "Guess I put a bit too much OOMPH in that one!"

GODDAMNIT, SPARKY.

As if to make things worse, the fire alarm goes off, whining throughout the whole building as sprinklers in the kitchen engage to put out the residual fires. Well, if the FUCKING NUCLEAR EXPLOSION didn't tip anybody off that something was up, the alarm would!

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?" You scream, both in frustration and to drown out the sirens and the ringing in your ears.

"Don't worry! I got a contingency!" Sparky pulls out another bomb. "This one will fake a gas explosion! We plant this and GTFO, and we'll be home free!"

>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
>Other

>>34024964
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

>>34024964
>Other
PANIC!

>>34024964
> You plant the bomb, I get the snacks!
Just like my shadowruns.

>>34024725
>N

Hahahahaha

Rolled 20

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

Not muh snackssss

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

Do not lose sight of primary objective!

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
Every girl for herself! Screw Friendship!

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
get the goods while she plants the bomb

>>34024964
>>Plant the bomb and GTFO.

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>>34024964
>>34024994
This.

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>my face right now

>>34024964
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.

Also, I just thought of a real dick move:
knock out Sparky with a shock, and leave her behind to take the blame.

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

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>>34024994

>>34024964
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.

Ruuuuuuuuun!

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>>34024964
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

>>34024994
This goddammit. Deeper into the rabbit hole.

>>34025034
Do that and we'll end up with a minefield in our bed.

>>34024964
>Plant the bomb and GTFO.
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!
Do both, Sparky plants the bomb while we salvage what we can.

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>>34024964
>>Other
>PANIC!

>>34024998

This, time to run damage control.

Rolled 16

>>34024964
>>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

We didnt come this far without a payoff.

>>34024964
>You still have some time! Grab as many snacks as you can!

WE ARE DETERMINED TO GET SNACKS

>>34024964
>>34024994
best option

>>34024964
>>>34024964
This.

So what should Cole's punishment be?

Extra singing lessons? Having to do a hazard course with water?

No dessert?

>>34025164
She has to personally rebuilt that wall. Teach her how much effort goes into the stuff she destroys.

>>34025164
No head patting and Producer being disappointed in her.

>>34025164
Eat vegetarian meal for a whole day

>>34024964
>Other
Sparky plants the bomb, we grab the snacks, then we GTFO.

>>34025164
>/tg/
>punishing anyone

You're funny.

>>34025200
This

Rolled 1

>>34025164

Buy a quart of her favorite flavor of ice cream. Then, eat it in front of her. Ask the other girls to join in, too.

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>>34025287
Wow.

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>>34024964
Well, huh, let's put this up to a vote, then.

>Scavenge what you can.
>PANIC!

>>34025287
The die has spoken?

>>34025164
Tie her up, stick her in the back seat of the SUV and let Stig go wild. If he can tramatize the captain, then it should do the same to her.

>>34025329
>PANIC!

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
Gotta prove Cole is worthy as second-in-command.

>>34025329
>PANIC
I chose the silly option because shenanigans.

>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.

>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.

>>34025329
>>PANIC!

>>34025329

>Scavenge what you can.

Eyes on the prize.

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>>34025329
>PANIC!
When in doubt...

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.
Surely we can salvage something out of this clusterfuck!

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.

Cole can keep calm when the situation gets hot.

GRAB THE SNACKS AND RUN

>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.
Roll a 20, might find a stealthed enemy combat idol.

>>34025329
>>PANIC!

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.

>>34025329
>>Scavenge what you can.

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.

>>34025329
why not both?

>>34025329
"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!" You dash into the kitchen. Thankfully, the blast seemed to have knock the lock on the fridge loose and you yank it open. Meanwhile, Sparky dashes to the stove to plant the gas bomb.

You, on the other hand, grab as many sweets and pastries as you possibly can.

>roll 1d20

>>34025329
>Scavenge what you can.

Rolled 3

>>34025487

Rolled 17

>>34025487

Rolled 6

>>34025487
Go Cole go!

Rolled 14

>>34025487

Hopefully there's more than scraps left.

Rolled 19

>>34025487
Grabb'in

Rolled 9

>>34025487