>>34154724

Sure, having to rescue your arms dealer from a fiery death wasn't any fun, but you managed to off a few of Oriko's terrorists, so that was gratifying. You also saw Tiny Pete absolutely wreck three Lava Golems on his own, that was awesome too. He came out of that mess a barely-recognizable mess of melted armor and exposed organics, but fuck if he didn't prove himself to be the best thing you ever pulled out of your Shield.

There was the nightmare, though. That wasn't so fun. Wendy, well...you wish the reunion could have gone a bit nicer, but considering the current circumstances, how it went down was probably the best you could hope for. She was civil enough during the meeting, and even helped you rescue Misaka, even though she practically had no reason to do so.

...What Midori did during the meeting, though....well. You still have to talk to her about it later. Even though things turned out alright, it easily could have turned out the wrong way.

Is this what happens during an actual relationship? You won't deny that you have feelings for Midori, and had spent the night with her in that huge bed - but you're not sure what to think of kind of aggression coming from the green-haired Callidus. Yes, alright, you're not so stupid as to not recognize how your ex coming into the scene can't cause issues, but... This sudden jealousy spurring her into doing something THAT impulsive, THAT unprofessional --

"Hey, Murderface," Kyoko chirps as you feel her elbow nudge your side. You turn to her, just as she jabs her chopsticks in a downward direction, pointing towards your half-finished ramen. "You gonna finish that?"

You blink, and look down oat your bowl. Well, kind of, you're still a bit hungry--

"Leave Murderface's food alone, Kyoko." Sayaka snaps from your other side. "If you're done with your first bowl, grab another from the bag."

[1/2]

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>>34154734

"Another one?" Your red-haired best friend blinks in confusion, a moment before her face lights up in complete and total joy. "Y-ya mean I get second helpings?!"

"Why'd you think I had you get six bowls of takeout in the first place?" Sayaka manages a small smirk as Kyoko whoops in celebration, and you see the red-haired Eversor tear hungrily into her second bowl of ramen. "Today's cheat day for her, so it's alright."

Cheat day, huh. So Sayaka's putting your best friend on a diet, then?

"Just a bit of portion control, nothing major." Your Equerry shrugs, before ducking slightly to sip broth from the lip of her bowl. "Trying to make her cut down on all the snacks, too. All just sugar and empty calories, useless in our line of work."

Huh. Well. You thought being an Eversor just burns all those excess calories off without a sweat.

"We do, yeah." Sayaka nods. "Usually isn't an issue, that's why you don't see any chubby Eversors around. Everything gets used for energy or turned to muscle." Picking up her chopsticks again, she picks out a fat shrimp from the depths of her bowl and pops it into her mouth. Covering her chewing with a gloved hand, she continues. "But eating clean is eating clean, you know? Part of discipline."

Hnh. Well, you suppose you understand. You go back to your ramen, while pointedly ignoring the horrible sounds coming from your other side, where Kyoko is happily starting on her THIRD bowl now.

"Thanks for dealing with Heartcatch Squad, by the way." Sayaka murmurs as Charles begins to play a slow, simple song on his new piano - nothing fancy, just something slow jazz-like. Ambience music. "I was going to deal with it on my own, but Mami insisted I leave it to you. Something about you learning the ropes still." A moment's hesitation. "...You really had to shoot her, huh?"

How do you respond?

[] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
[] It couldn't be helped.
[] What would' have you done in my place?

>>34154787
[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
[X] What would' have you done in my place?

The most exciting day of the come has finally time!

>>34154787
>[] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
Put down the law.
>[] What would' have you done in my place?
Just curious

>>34154787
>[x] It couldn't be helped.
>[x] What would' have you done in my place?

Lets show that we are taking our work seriously. It leaves a bad impression to start second guessing our methods.

>>34154787
>[x] It couldn't be helped.
It's CAN'T be helped. CAN'T

>>34154787
[x] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
[x] What would' have you done in my place?
"I think it helped to underscore how, no matter how good she thinks she is, there's always someone better, and that person won't hesitate to dismember her when she lets her mouth run off."
As for the second, I'm honestly curious how Eversor punishments usually go.

>>34154787
>[] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.

Sayaka would've probably beat the shit out of them. Plus we don't need to really rile her up when we're trying to enjoy a fucking meal

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>>34154787
>[x] What would' have you done in my place?
Mention the blatant insubordination.

>>34154787
[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
[X] What would' have you done in my place?

>>34154787
>"...You really had to shoot her, huh?"
>Yes, yes I did. She was that bad.

>>34154809

Finally the day of exciting time has mostly come!

>>34154787
Constructive criticism and dissent are encouraged, but there is a huge difference between that and a bitch being and bitch.

>>34154787
>I suppose I didn't HAVE to but it sure was fun!

>>34154857
Too much how Kirika would have said.

>>34154787
>[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.

[x] It couldn't be helped.
Sometimes murderface is the correct face.

>>34154787
>[] It couldn't be helped.

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>>34154787
[x] It couldn't be helped.
[x]''She didn't understand her place.''

Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>34154787
>[] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
>[] What would' have you done in my place?

>>34154787
>[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.

>>34154787
>[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
>[X] What would' have you done in my place?
what did she expect us to do?

>>34154828
Are we truly second guessing ourself though?

I somewhat got the idea that the first vote is not Chiaki really second guessing herself, but rather her being confused with the idea that there is something wrong with shooting kneecaps of people who are asking for it.

I mean not being suppsoed to shoot off the kneecaps of insubordinate bitches? What kind of bizarro world does Sayaka think this is?

>>34154900
Thanks, Nubum

>>34154787
[X] It couldn't be helped.
"She's got more guts than brains. But backtalking the Warmaster? In her own office? When you've been 'caught pretty'

What's with the organisation of that squad? I assume there's a reason the tall one isn't running things."

cant you put quest in the title so i don't have to see your stupid inane choa shit

>>34154787
>[x] It couldn't be helped.

>>34154787
>[] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
"Mouthing off infront of her own warmaster when reporting for punishment? If she could do that she could do that infront of other officios. And unlike me, they might not have gone for the non-lethal approach."

>>34154787
[X] It couldn't be helped.
[X] What would' have you done in my place?

All that screaming about respect, and she didn't even try to earn ours.

Also, Why is the doormat, team leader?

>>34154838
She probably wouldn't have mouthed off to Sayaka like she did us. She inspires a certain respect that we don't. Or maybe I should say, a different kind of respect.

>> 34154787
[] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.

>>34154805
Right, add this to my vote:
[X] Ask about why the team is structured that way?

>>34154953
Fair enough.

>>34154787
>[x] It couldn't be helped.

>>34154787
>[x] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
>[x] What would' have you done in my place?

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>>34154787

[x] It couldn't be helped.

>>34154953
>>34154975
Our nickname, besides Murderface, IS Ol' Noodles.
EVERYONE calls us that.

>>34155058
What, you think Sayaka and even Kyoko don't have unflattering nicknames?

>>34155058
We just have to change that to Ol' Kneecapping Noodles, and everything will be fine.

Nice subject field, shitlord.

>>34155141
you now realize this quest has probably gone on longer then you have been on 4chan.
If you don't full well know what this is get out.

>>34155167
And we were doing so well at avoiding bait...

So, have any of the drawfags worked on Denoodly/Decuddly/Deswole?

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Maki lures unsuspecting girls into her rape cabin.

Do not trust Mami

>>34155111
Nah, it pricks at Chiaki's sense of vanity, but that's not as pronounced as Dildoes anymore.

Spend enough time at the bottom of a bottle and you stop caring.

>>34155202
Is it just me, or does it seem like there's a bulge in Mami's panties?

>>34155202
Mumi pls, you will go to jail for that!

>>34155222
Oh Mumi, you have all the best surprises.

>>34155202
Be cautious of her, yes, but don't fucking not trust her at all. The goal is to end up indirectly manipulating Mami as she manipulates what goes to you.

>>34155201 >10:30:11
>>34155202 >10:30:10
Alright, who's the Homu?

>>34155222
It's Charlotte's hair. I thought so too.

>>34155201
Proper term is Decute

>>34155259
No, there is most definitely an unnatural bulge

>>34155202
That's one puffy vulva

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>>34155202
>''Hey kid, wanna /u/?''

>>34155281
The picture makes no sense. The ribbon is off to the side. What the fuck is going on down between her legs

>>34155294
You'll note she has two ribbons on her pantsu.

>>34155310
>Two ribbons
Preposterous!

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Hahaha, it's time!

MGNQ: MAGICAL GIRL NYAA QUEST

Kept you waiting, nyaa?

>>34155235
>>34155259
>>34155277
Maybe the artist just started drawing her panties and didn't know when to stop

>>34155345
Breddy gud butt

>>34155345
>put on cat ears
>call NECO and Kyubs
>let's get this frisky feline fiesta goin

>>34155345
unlimited tomato works

>>34155345
Is this what love does to you? Makes you wear lewd panties?

Pure my ass. That butt is just begging to be squeezed and smacked.

RIP Wendy forever

>>34155370
>QB
Catnip pancakes made by Mami.
Sprinkle the catnip on top, like powdered sugar and cocaine?
Or bake the catnip into the pancakes?

Could you powderize the catnip and make it into a jelly?

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>>34155201
Only this so far.

>>34155431
>catnip baked in

How else do you think Mami is corrupting coobs?

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>>34155345

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>>34155345
I need to lie down for a moment.

>>34155455
Catnip dusted on all the paperwork she doesn't want him looking too closely at?

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>>34155487
Akemi "Pot" Homura vs. Kettle Cat

>>34155431
Just need to mix it into any jelly, catnip doesn't need preparation, though you can make tinctures, oils or infusions. Better to cut it fresh, oven dry and add like seasoning.

>tfw you will never be in a pleasure pile with the Warmaster, officio leader and minister of propaganda in a leggy, frilly and magical Catgirl pile.

>such is life in the nyaaficio

>>34155431
>Catnip jelly

I know how I'll be inducing abortions around these parts from now on!

>>34155383
I am the stem of my pomodori
tomatine is my blood and keiyaku doori
I have created over a thousand bulbs
Neither a true vegetable,
nor a true fruit
Have withstood pain to ripen many apples.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Tomato Works.

This ripe fruit of mine splatters with a sickening squelch! It's dripping innards tell me to pelt you! TOMATO FINGER!

So what're you nignogs doing while Decu writes?

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Threadly reminder that we met Midori when she was assisting in a gang rape, toyed with her sexually while she was still our prisoner, and took her to Siberia with us on a whim.

She then entered multiple overlapping witch barriers to find us, talked Pinky down enough to get her help, collected all the fragments of our psyche, bitchslapped Kharn, and finally told out deity-level evil alternate version to GET FUCKED.

>>34155547
Masturbating to Mami's bulge.

>>34155547
Figuring new ways to please the incubator and remind everyone that Mami a shit and will kill us one day

>>34155547
cooking dinner

>>34155547
Spreadsheets in space.

>>34155559
She was already in love when she started MMxMM

>>34155547
playing >bloc right now, the red and blu wars is getting intense

join /int/ternationals btw

>>34155559
I'm not sure if this is suppose to be for Midori or against.

>>34155547
Eating breakfast, and getting ready to raid my FLGS.
God bless Customer Appreciation Day Sale.

>>34155576
...Aurora?

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>>34155547
It's not like I can actually do anything productive while this is going on.

>>34155547
Playing through Pokemon X with a team I bread on Y, plus a shiny Clawitzer I got on wondertrade.

>>34155547
Pondering a thing : Since there's so little discussion happening between Decu posts (usually) and Decu takes a while to write then (usually), why aren't write-ups posted during this downtime to keep people entertained, instead of at the end of the thread?

>>34155594
EVE.

Mind you, it's less spreadsheets and more dodging a dozen pursuing ships right now.

>>34155547
Riding through Kingdom of Loathing on a motorcycle named Elizabeth.

>>34155609

You programmers are always compiling.

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>>34155524
>>34155504
>>34155383

>>34155620
Because the people won't stop talking and the thread would die even quicker.

>>34155591
Maybe its a parody of the anon thats been posting "threadly reminders" about Mami in the last few threads?

>>34155591
Yes.

>>34155627
shit taste

>>34155591
Midiori > Mami
Mami the blonde betrayer and her fat stacks of lies

Mami and Wendy scarfdown. REMOV FATTY FROM PREMISIS

YUMA DID NOTHING WRONG

BASED NECO AND KONG

>>34155620
Then people will be divided between reading the writeup and replying to the next post. Or Decu will have to give extra time and the thread will take longer for him.

>>34155547
Trying to think of something to do while I wait for my LP to refill in Love Live SIF, I've lost control of my life due to a mobage and I'm not sure how to feel about this fact.

>>34155591
After the number of replies to the Mami reminders that made it clear people don't remember some of the earlier events in the quest very well, I thought I'd bash out a highlights list for some of the other characters.

It's meant to be informative, not a for/against.

>>34155620
A few reasons, as I see it-

-The extra blocks of text would be confusing
-They'd be much easier to miss for people archive-binging
-Some people prefer not to read them, so chikuwa is also their signal to not give a shit, nya

>>34155547
Building Mobile Suits.

>>34155662
Smart idea really.

>>34155659
kill yourself.

Or delete the game.

>>34155620
The writeups go on for multiple posts and generally are meant to be read as a single piece. Spreading throughout the quest would make for awkward reading.

>>34155682
What does Chikuwa even mean

>>34155710
The thread over image

Is anyone else disappointed we never had a session with our favorite M-model and let her friend NECO watch.

Cest-Nya-vie

>>34155710
It's a kind of snack. Which is very DELICIOUS

>>34155710
It's a Jap fish snack if I'm not mistaken.

>>34155559
Midori's life is like a cliche anime
>Poor girl in a ramen shop
>become meguca
>Fantasize about a certain magical girl
>Written fantasy becomes big
>The girl comes and captures you
>Makes you orgasm (accidentally)
>You two fall in love
>Now you have to protect her from her ex

>>34155547
Waiting for a vendor to get back to me with a quote.

...Am I the only one at work here?

>>34155752
>>34155749
>>34155722
But how did it relate to MGNQ

>>34155609
>>34155629
Also I realized today that there were some sneaky retain cycles in the production code so today is going to be spent mucking with manual memory management and release.
I'm leaving this job today and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here who knows how to solve it.

>>34155710
>>34155774
a type of food according to wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikuwa

apparently is the food the characters are eating in every thread over image

>>34155547
Contemplating employment options, custom-tailoring my CV. I've been NEET for 2 weeks and already hate it.

>>34155784
But why chikuwa in particular?

>>34155766
GET BACK TWERK

>>34155800
decu likes it

>>34155766
I wish I had a job that let me Quest while at work.

I wish I had a job.

>>34155754
Too bad she's going to witch out when she catches us getting the McNuggie special from Wendy

>>34155766
Watch the quote be for the wrong item or the mfg. Buber doesn't match the catalogue and it takes them a week to get you a new one.

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>>34155805
>waiting for a vendor to get back to me

It's like the middleman's version of "my code is compiling", except with more phone calls.

>>34155766

I'm at work when the murrican QMs run. (Still able to lurk and vote~)

Decu runs in my timezone so its just questing while waiting to sleep.

>>34155794
Try a specific job board, or a specific type of job agency. It's worth it to find people who actually know what they are doing, but don't get ripped off by bastads.

>>34155547
Rendering and looking for video files from before I started working here.

>>34155800
I don't know dude but probably what >>34155810 said

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>>34155754
>Midori's life is like a cliche MAGICAL GIRL anime

Fixed.
This is also why she is so great. She is secretly the MC. While Chiaki has all the points of a mysterious ally/love interest.

>>34155383
please tell me we have one of these in the shield for the next time we meet NECO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4Xh0Z3UQc

>>34155794
>I've been NEET for 2 weeks and already hate it.

>Not enjoying a short span of NEETdom.

>>34155886
It's fun for a few days, but after a while you're bored out of your mind, anxious as fuck and depressed all the way in your sad, overwanked boner.

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>>34155766
Well I am at work, but being team lead means I'm usually at my desk when I'm not making calls and being a watch wearing dildo.

>mfw the others in the team aren't comfortable with bitflags and masking
>mfw they want to use bools

Wrote these to help them out. What could possibly go wrong!?

>>34155865
what the fuck is this

isnt this cancelled or something?

>>34155865
Still mad.

btw are any of the MGNQ threads only on foolz?

We should take bets on who gets the kneecap special next.
Sure bet: Orikos minion
Middle bet; Oriko
200:1 bet: Mami

>>34155938
Betting Wendy. It's like holding B and down when you throw a pokeball, nya.

>>34155938
Erika again.

>>34155924
Pachinko.

>>34155766
I work part time and am home around 1 or 2 hours before the thread starts.

>>34155934
They're all on suptg, and Kiri archives them at magicalgirlnoir.com (faster and easier to read formatting than suptg).

>>34155938
Oh, c'mon, Mami is a longer bet than that. Even assuming we could pull the trigger on that, we'd still have to actually hit her.

>>34155934
even if there are, there's an ebook that gets updated often, so there's no need to worry

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>>34155547
Tidying things up. Weighing myself on the scale for the sixth time this morning. Waiting for new furniture to arrive. Thinking about write-ups.

>>34155953
Yeah, I'm throwing my lot with Wendy. She seemed to be into it when mentioned.

>>34155934
Yes, foolz auto-archives everything.
But we're also on suptg, so foolz dying is no big deal.

>>34155916
they'll do NYA_BIT_TOGL(7) instead of NYA_BIT_TOGL(0x40)

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>>34155547
Sanding. Lots of sanding.

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>>34155547
thinking about best girls

>>34156004

Doing the blessed lady's work.

>>34155953
What's your wager?

>>34156004
THAT PONYTAIL IS TOO HIGH

>>34156013
What anime is this

>>34155989
>suptg
>using suptg
>ever

why anon

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>>34156053
why not

>>34156053
because Foolz is dying soon.

>>34156053
It's almost like he wanted to search by tags anon

>>34155938
I bet NECO's ears that it's gonna be one of Wendy's former companions after we find Pinky's crazy worshipping cult.

>>34156053
Because it's better for archiving serial threads like quests?

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>>34156013
My brother of african decent.
Neco fans are best fans.
All like five of us ;_;

>>34155916
If we're sharing such stories, I have a colleague who was stumped when I told him our service returns a bytestring encoded as base16 (because it has to be consumable through javascript... no, you know what, this is too much despair even for this thread.

The more I work here, the more I think the solution is for the backend services to just return executable code and then the entire frontend becomes a read-eval loop and all those people who need a good kneecapping can just write css.

>>34156076
>implying Wendy's cult doesn't worship us

>>34156034
Really?
Well, I have another back hair piece to work on (bob cut).
How high should I drill a hole in, then?

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>>34156053
Why?

For the glory of Satan of course!

>>34156080
NECO is a shit.

>>34156097
We'd need a front view to compare it with the OP pic or something
Honestly, I think it's only just a tad high.

>>34156103
Hey Anon. Knock knock.

>>34156080
>10/10 would rail so hard I become meguka

>>34156119
Who's there?

>>34156080
NECO is best girl, second only to tiny pete. We should dump that fat green trash, pick up NECO and have her become the officio propagandist.

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>>34156130
Your wife

>>34156149
I bet/hope NECO is a biter~~

>>34156149
>propagandist

>commissar NECO
not sure if want

>>34156096
>implying we'll be okay with it
They're practically begging us to shoot their kneecaps off then.

is a Jaeger significantly bigger than Walpurgis? Just a scaling question.

>>34154903

Were you supposed to not shoot her? You find yourself blinking in surprise at Sayaka. The Eversor whose kneecap you shot off was really asking for it - enough that you wondered for a moment, before pulling the trigger, that it was all some sort of candid camera gag, that Sayaka would suddenly leap out of nowhere in the nick of time while a laugh track set off somewhere.

Kurumi Whatshername even fucking dropped her mates in the cacky - and while your experience being in a working squad is limited to half-remembered days with Malal and Kharn, you're pretty sure that it's one of the unspoken rules in a squad: to Never Drop Your Mates In The Cacky.

"..." Sayaka is silent - or at least, as silent as anyone could be while slurping down more of her ramen - and she takes a moment to chew and swallow before replying. "Wasn't putting your judgment call into question at all, Murderface. Christ, don't get so defensive all of a sudden." She shakes her head. "And her name's Kurumi Erika. Get that right, at least. Anyway, I thought you did the right thing."

Sure. Fine. Still doesn't change the fact that she practically dared you to shoot her right in your office, you don't know why Sayaka's suddenly on your case for just doing your job-

...

Wait, did Sayaka just...?

"I'm agreeing with you, yes." The blue-haired Eversor says in a resigned monotone as she turns back towards her food. "Don't get used to it, but I thought you handled it alright, considering...well." She gestures towards the Golden Desert Eagle holstered at your side.

"I was expecting to have to write up another Black Envelope, but instead an errant trainee only has to spend a couple of days growing her kneecap back - and the rest of her squad gets a brush with mortality. Not a bad tradeoff." A shrug of a bared shoulder, and a sigh. "I probably would've done a whole lot worse, if I didn't listen to Mami. So, thanks."

[1/2]

>>34156069
;_;

>>34156077
It's in general pretty shit. About the only real use is the tags and it isn't like it takes a genius to search all the threads of a quest in one go.

>>34156174
>ALL HAIL HOMUNYA
>GLORY TO THE NINTH
>WE NEED YOU! TO FIGHT WITCHES!

>>34156190

Huh. Well. That's...she's welcome, you manage after a momentary loss for words.

"That was nice, too, what you did with the rest of Heartcatch Squad." Sayaka picks at the remaining contents of her bowl, before turning back towards you. "Getting them to deliver the Black Envelopes, I mean. Make an example with 'em, have them see what kind of shit can happen if they fuck up again. I like that. Seems like something Malal would've done back then."

"Told ya," Kyoko guffaws with a mouth full of food, her shoulder nudging your side again.

Sounds like your Equerry's pleased with how well you did with Heartcatch Squad, then. Maybe you're getting a better handle at this watch-wearing dildo business after all.

"Anything else happen during your morning, then?" Sayaka pipes up after a few minutes' worth of comfortable silence, broken only by Charles leafing through his Piano for Beginners book. "Anything from the exciting world of paperpushing, Warmaster Edition?"

There's a horrible gurgling sound - like something unspeakable rising from the murky, briny depths - as Kyoko half-chokes, half-laughs into her mouthful of ramen.

Hah. Very funny.

How do you respond?

[]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
[]Other.

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156149
Why go for second best if we can go for the best thing possible?

Chiaki x Tiny Pete OTP

>>34156206
>[X]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

I think kyoko asked us not to tell about the second's invitation?

>>34156206
>[x]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

Both, these are both important.

>>34156206
>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156206
[X]Ask why Erika is squad leader and not bobcut

>>34156206
[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

Let's leave the invitation for now.

>>34156230
check the goddamn journal

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>[]Other.
Ask about Midori. How's her work doing?

***REMINDER***
Sayaka doesn't know that Kyoko's been asked to join. And she shouldn't hear it from us.

>>34156206
>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
Do NOT mention the Seconds invitation in front of Sayaka.

Pretty sure we promised Kyoko that we wouldn't say anything last time.

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
Please both.

>>34156229
>>34156231
>>34156242

Guys.

GUYS.

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29724134/#29725578

>"Yeah, if I told her about it." It's here that Kyoko shakes her head, a rueful grin on her face. "Geh, I don't even want to know how she'll react if I tell her. Probably just chain me to the bed or something."


I think we should follow Kyoko's cue.

>>34156206
>[]Other
How much should we have dickings with Wendy and Midori before we has become threesomes?

>>34156206
>[X]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
both are important

>>34156226
Because he is our battle brother and we share our lust on the field with Pete that way and when the day is done we share carnal delights on the field of Bed-tal with our cat-wife-chan as she sings our praises for the whole world to hear.

>>34156265
Adding this;>>34156250 to the above.

>>34156206
[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

Didnt Kyoko say to not mention anything about the request from the Second to Sayacar if I remember correctly?

>>34156206
>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
Avoid talking about the second.

>>34156206
>talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>Ask Sayaka if she was serious about her suggested answer to our old hypothetical.

>>34156206
>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156206
>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>[x]Other.
"Speaking of Heartcatch Squad. What made you pick the shy one for team leader?"

>>34156281
0. It's NECO time birches. She can even bring he rmasochist friend

>>34156206
>[x] Don't talk about the second

>>34156206
[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

[X]Ask who Sayaka thinks we should assign Wendy to? Could Sayaka herself put her to use, and if not who does Sayaka think is best.

Apparently we promised not to tell about the invitations. I don't recall that, but if we did lets not break another promise.

>>34156278
Oh, right.

>>34156206

>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

Maybe ask for relationship advice? Midori is really territorial and stuff. Maybe we need to teach Wendy and Midori to work together, and maybe we need to assure Midori that we aren't just going to up and leave her. But it'd be nice to get some perspective with people who are in a pretty good functioning relationship.

>>34156310
>[] other bring up Bobcat

>>34156206
[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
We'll talk to Kyoko later, in private, about the letter. She'll refuse again, but I don't want to put her on the spot with Sayaka.

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>[]Other.
Why is the shy one the team leader and not the short-haired one?

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>>34156272
Honestly, I'm tempted to just beat some sense into the pair of them.

>>34156206
>>34156278

Damn it, fine.

I'll drop talking about the Second in my vote here; >>34156231

But we'd better talk Kyoko about her telling about it to Sayka, cause we need allies in the future, and the 2nd would make excellent allies.

>>34156288
>>34156277
>>34156272
>>34156242
>>34156231
>>34156229

Kyoko didn't tell her about the Second! We do not want to dump that on her now for fucks sake!
At least try to remember some things about the quest you are following you fucktards!

>>34156206
[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

Sayaka deserves to know, but not from us.

>>34156259
We should really make a journal/reference pastebin one of these days considering the nature of vote time limits.

>>34156242
alright, don't talk about the second

>>34156206
[x] Do not mention letter(s) from the Second. At least THAT promise we could keep.

>>34156206
>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>[X]Ask why Erika is squad leader and not bobcut

Do not mention Kyoko's letter!

>>34156206
[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156163
Your wife who?

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156357
Better idea : Journal page on the wiki.

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>>34156373
A shit

>>34156359
You fucking idiot, nested vote retractions don't fucking count. Just delete your old post.

I'm guessing telling Sayaka is the "break them up and waifu one" option. Do not choose it.

>>34156206
[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156289
>NECO
>singing

Geeze, would probably sound like nails on a chalkboard.

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Worst Girl (Wendy)
>[]Talk about the 2nd's request, in a way that makes it obvious you're not seriously considering it.

[]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.

>>34156406
>>34156407
I will murder you

This is high level chucklefuckery, and you KNOW it.

>>34156406
>>34156407
Way to do exactly the opposite of what a friend asked you to do, assholes.

>>34156206
>[X]Ask why Erika is squad leader and not bobcut.

And make sure to call her bobcut!

>>34156394
Figuratively as she will be head of Propaganda but oh yeah I would yank on that tail to hear the screech. Like pink and black heaven

>>34156357
>>34156382
I could start a pastebin for now. Last time I went to the wiki to edit something I didn't have permission to edit, so I'll have to wait for Hat-Chan to finish working to bug him about that.

>>34156406
>>34156407
I hate you so hard.

>>34156433
Erika is not the squad leader.
Erika is the bitch that got shot.
The Shy One is squad leader.
Bobcut seemed to be most collected one of the whole lot.

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>>34156385

>>34156434
The only pink and black heaven here is Pinky.

>>34156426
Wow man chill. Sayaka SHOULD probably know about that. Just for that, I'm change my vote to.

>[]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second.

For the lulz!

>>34156436
That would be really, REALLY helpful!

>>34156436
I would not mind reading a pastebin journal

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>>34156344
but anon I want to see Sayaka chain her to the bed

>>34156460
And we don't need any other heaven.

>>34156206
>[]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156436
Best time to do things is now!

It can be added to wiki later (pastebin is more convent for questing and easy access anyway)

>>34156406
>>34156407
>>34156468
I see its time for /b/-tier humour again.

>>34156457
Homu looks so tired.

>>34156468
Wow, you really are an asshole arent you?

Sayaka should know about it yes, WHEN Kyoko decides to tell her.

>>34156206
>[X]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

In that order.

>>34156407 here, changing vote to

>[]Talk about Worst Girl (Wendy)

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>>34156206
not counting votes with the unword lulz in them nya

totally counting votes with the unword lulz in them

I'm just fucking with you guys, it was nowhere near winning.

>>34156479
You know what the worst thing is.

It's not the betrayal of kyobro
it's not the deliberate attempt to be a dick in a quest

It's that despite that, you won't even get to see it.

>>34156206
[x]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
and if time permits
[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.

>>34156503
This is me, and disregard my vote for discussing the second. I apologize, I'd forgotten we promised not to mention that. I suck.

This is what happens when you forget to put the word Quest in the subject line

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Finally managed to watch Rebellion. I sad now.
I don't quite get the reasons behind Homu actions...
Did she expected to not be loved differently from any other magical girl if she followed Godoka ? How are the results of her actions actually better ? Did she just went nut at some point ? Was it all planned since the beggining ?

>>34156494
you'd be tired too

>>34156426
>>34156427
>>34156444

>You guy will never believe what I got from the second. They seem to be under the impression that I'll give them one of my top eversors for a pretty piece of paper.

We aren't seriously considering letting the second take her, which should defray some of Sayaka's wrath.

We're also not sharing what Kyouko told us - we're just talking about office mail.

>>34156538
Man, she just crazy.

>>34156538
She thinks Madoka wanted her to save her from needing to sacrifice herself. She misunderstood the situation, and misunderstood conversations in the movie, and as a result thought she needed to make a big Heroic Sacrifice that in reality nobody really wanted (even though arguably it made everybody else happier; this is up for debate however).

>>34156538
Please not here, ask on /a/. It's a long topic.
There should be some normal people there now and if not, try again in 8 hours.

>>34156475
>>34156477
>>34156487
I'll start working on it now, hopefully it'll be done by Chikuwa. If not, here's the link I'll be using: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycM

>>34156538
she wanted madoka for herself, not madokami for everyone and her

the irony is that regular old madoka thinks homu's just kind of a weirdo but madokami actually did care about her more than the others

>>34156538
Madoka sacrificed herself for the good of everyone, but it was a sacrifice Homura wasn't willing to let her make. So she fixed it.

>>34156557

>WIP

>92 hits already

>>34156206
[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
[x]Ask about why Squad Heartcatch has the wuss as a leader and not Bobcut

>>34156538
You tell me, man.

I've got my own theories, but it's all just headcanon.

>>34156538
Multiple factors probably.
1.Homura has been looping for so long that she has to be mostly crazy.

2.The Madoka in the barrier talks in a way that convinces Homura that letting Madoka go back to being Godoka would be a mistake.

3.Nothings stopping the incubators from repeating the experiment with another meguca, so Madoka remains in danger if things are not changed and incubators dealt with.

4.And so on. Lots of reasons have been given and arguments more for and against. Too many to really get into here.

>>34156573
What the fuck.

>>34156538
>Reasons behind her actions.

Shaft wanted more money. There's an Urobuchi interview where he says straight out "Shindo said we should make her evil, so we can make another movie after this one".

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>>34156556
>Rebellion threads on /a/

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>>34156514
dude chill out a bit I was joking, I forgot about the Kyoko not having talked to Sayaka about it

>>34156538
not that my opinion matters but I think that she went many kinds of crazy anon
she is consumed by the more selfish aspects of love and by guilt

>>34156555
it made everybody happier, BUT it's all a lie.

The thing is, Homu set herself up for the fall, and I think she knows it.

>>34156507
>not siding with the trolls
Who are you and what did you do with NECO?

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>>34156610
This is a perfect. It's like looking upon the face of God. There is no better description of the hell that is those threads in all the world. I must slowly applaud, for there can be no other response.

>>34156538
She'd Witched out.

She'd lost her marbles. Flower bed scene didn't help, she thinks this is what Madoka wants.

But come on, this isn't /a/, lets leave this discussion.

>>34156546
Wow, you are so dense.
Do you really think that Sayaka gives a shit about whether we would agree or disagree with the 2nd's request, when the important thing is that Kyouko didn't want Sayaka knowing about it AT ALL until she could broach the subject herself.
It's a dick move, and one that betrays the trust of our best friend.
Just talking about office mail doesn't cut it.

>>34156610
He should still get a reasonable discussion going and I'd rather not have the thread fill up with rebellion discussion.
I made a thread there when I finished it and it went pretty well.

>>34156639
I agree, mostly, but I think we ought to keep the discussion as brief as possible. This surely ain't the place to actually get into a debate on the matter.

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>>34156647
There's shooting Midori or whatever in the head and then there's fucking Kyouko over for no good reason, nya.

There are some things you just don't do.

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>>34156538
I feel like I should make a Copypasta about this, its not that hard to understand if you follow the movie.

Homura basically sacrificed herself.
She became the devil so Madoka would could spend time with there friends and family. Remember the talk they had in the flower-field, this is the defining moment where Homura realizes that it was a mistake to let Madoka use her wish to save all the magical girls.

In the mango its a bit clearer that she did NOT completely undo the law of cycles but only removed Madoka from it.

The ending is somewhat bittersweet because Homura knows that she cannot approach Madoka in the world she made for her without Madoka starting to remember things.
She sacrificed her own happiness for Madokas happiness and is content enough to watch Madoka live a normal life.

>>34156639
It's not a lie. The universe was literally remade to make it real. What the fuck isn't a lie to you?

>>34156689
Maybe you aren't so bad, after all.

You're still a shit, though.

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>>34156702
a-ai yo

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>>34156538
Watch it again and it'll make more sense.
Madoka tells Homura what she'd never want to do is leave her friends and family. Not being able to see Sayaka, Homu, Kyouko, Mami, or her brother Tatsuya, or her parents, etc. would make her unhappy.

Homura's want's only one thing, Madoka to be happy, and concludes that Madoka's sacrifice at the end the show was because Madoka thought it was necessary, not because it's what she really wanted to become.

And so Homu does what she's done since she first went back in time to become a magical girl. Try and save Madoka, and shoulder her burden for her, so she doesn't have to suffer.

When Madokami comes to save her from becoming a witch *outside* her barrier, Homu interrupts, and steals a part of Madokami's power, using the the karmic potential of all the timelines of her love and despair building up, which leads to Rebellion's ending.

Now there are no Incubators to turn Madoka into a magical girl. Walpurgis Nacht will never come and require Madoka to turn into a magical girl. Madoka grows up as a normal, happy girl.

And for good measure, Homu grants the other's their wishes. Mami is no longer alone (she has Bebe), Kyouko can once again see Sayaka, Sayaka doesn't have to regret leaving Kyouko behind, Hitomi has Kyouske paying attention to her, and Bebe has cheese. Everyone's wishes through out the movie are granted. It's a decidedly dark but happy end.

>>34156733
Realistically I don't think it matters whether the wonderful happy dreams-come-true world is Homura's barrier as in the beginning of the movie, or reality. I don't think we need to fight about this here.

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>>34156759
Even a shit can see what's great about Kyouko, which is everything

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No more Rebellion please. You will attract the crackposters and homuhaters. I have seen them infest even /tv/, do not do it.

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>>34156702

>>34156766
Also the law of cycles that Madoka created still exists only Madoka is no longer a part of it.

>>34156733
thou I want to discus this here is not the place to it anon

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>>34156689
Hey, here's an idea: Have Midori disguise herself as Kyoko and send her to the Second. This way Kyoko stays here, we have a spy in with the Second and Midori won't know about our special alone time with Wendy's burgers. We'll visit Midori in her dreams so she doesn't get lonely.

There is *literally nothing* that could go wrong!

>>34156784
>Hotter than hope

I'll say! Homucifer's outfit is WAY skimpier than Madokami's.

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>>34156806
AND when it eventually gets blown open, Midori has been trained by some of the hardest, baddest, fastest meguca in the west and is now a killing machine.

>>34156823
I only watched rebellion a few days ago, but I thought that ending was absolutely perfect. Made me sit with a grin for a good 30 minutes.

>>34156823
homura channeling the power of shaft right there

>>34156674
Did the vote where we betray Kyouko win?

If not, we might want to mention to Kyouko that we got yet another letter.

Basically tell her that the 2nd is going to keep asking, and sooner or later they will probably try to contact her directly, and that it would probably be best to talk about the whole thing with Sayaka before that happens and she learns it from somewhere else.

>>34156823
>Chiaki drinking her whiskey drowned Midorin soul gem.

>>34156823
the fuck happened to her mouth?

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>>34156538

Let's put it this way, it doesn't look like Godoka has any way of stopping the Incubators from anything they want to do except for when they're in the way of her taking a meguca... and they have forever to work it out. Homu already pondered plenty about Madoka's sacrifice enough since the end of the series. It was a delicate balance maintained by the fact that she could do nothing about it.

She could let Madoka take her to meguca valhalla, but... that's not stopping no Incubators or changing anything. The movie tipped her scales over with the Incubators new plans, how much of it is her fault and barrier Madoka's answer to her question. She knows how bad it's going to look to everyone else, so Homu again assumed a new persona into herself to go through with it like she did during the time loops. This time, into a traitorous crazy bitch devil.

>>34156813
AI YO makes people lewd.

>>34156884
It did not come even remotely close.

Your concern is extremely valid, though.

>thread already autosaging
Do we have to start posting legs?

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>>34156897
Repeated mindshattering AIYO-induced orgasms.

Just look at her. I bet off screen even her toes are curling.

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>>34156897
There is nothing that cannot be insufficiently answered with the phrase "It's love".

>>34156897
Trollmura.

>>34156948
Jesus christ the manga version looks pretty.

>>34156952
So our soul gem looks like this since the procedure right?

>>34156781
You may kiss nun once,
you may kiss nun twice,
but you must not get into the habit.

>>34156941
We might need freshly baked Wendy OC at this rate

>>34156992
Not quite. If I recall correctly the frame is now what Midori had orginally.

>>34156538
Homura is batshit insane and her obsession with Madoka goes so far that she witches out, and then witches out more, and becomes god. Then she traps everyone in her own personal reality where she can dote on Madoka, who has been mindwiped into forgetting she was ever a god in the first place and everyone else has plain forgotten that any of this ever happened.

Bitches be craaazy.

>>34157020
>Bitches be craaazy.
That's part of the appeal.

What was Homu salamander or lizard?

>>34157006
You mean Midori's friend?

>>34157059
Midori had friends?

>>34157059
Naw. We got Midoris and Mirodi got her friends. I think thats how it went.

>>34157066
pot, kettle, cat

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Reminder that Yuma did everything wrong

Don't believe the lies

>>34157072
No it was midori who got her friends gem. The swap happened after the procedure. Ours is spiky like a grief seed now.

>>34157093
Wow you have to disappoint Malal kind of a lot before you can doom everyone.

That's...actually pretty apt, nya.

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>>34157093
>Not posting best version for best girl.

>>34156992

Chiaki's soulgem frame is dark and tarnished, if I recall correctly. The description left me with the impression that it's not smooth like the picture at all, but more like how burnt and scored metal would look. Not sure if the soulgem is still really really black with a spark of purple inside floating in the middle anymore.

Midori's soulgem frame is bronze, as Mirai's was. This was due to the nature of the sacrifice she made.

>>34156996
Marry me, anon.

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>>34156996

That's too lewd, Carlos!

>>34157128
Has anyone ever drawn a detailed picture of it as it currently is?

>>34157166
this new post count limit really sucks