Money can't make you happy. Just ask all the rich and famous people who killed themselves.

>>34166853
>An average everyday businessmen (+Cost benefit analysis, + Business Contacts)
we should totally become a gurlgamer

>>34166853
>An average everyday businessmen (+Cost benefit analysis, + Business Contacts)

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34166853
Umm how long do I give for votes?

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34166950
I think you may want to stop and come back when you've thought this through a bit more.

>>34166950
I'd recommend 5-10 minutes.

>>34166853
>An average everyday businessmen (+Cost benefit analysis, + Business Contacts)
>>34166950
10 minutes

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34166950
Uhh, shouldn't you know this? Like... five mins ish?

>>34166988
I've thought of the game world pretty in depth. Real world, I'll use to try and test my improv abilities.
>>34166991
>>34166990
So 10 mins? okay

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34166928
>>34166935
>>34166991


>>34166940
>>34166952
>>34167006

Tied so far. Will give a bit longer I guess.
>>34167006
I'm sorry, didn't know whether to give 5 or 10 or 15 since different quests I play use different voting systems.

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34166853
>A highschooler who had spent most of his free time playing video games (+meta knowledge of games, +games knowledge)

>>34167078
>>34167077
>>34167063
>>34167006
>>34166952
>>34166940

Highschooler it is.
writing

>>34167076
>I'm sorry, didn't know whether to give 5 or 10 or 15 since different quests I play use different voting systems.
It depends on how many players you've got.

Overwhelming support for option B, then? Let's carry on!

>>34167098
You were just an "ordinary" high schooler (Okay minus the fact that you spent every bit of your free time playing video games that is), why the hell does this have to happen to you...

It all happened quite suddenly, one minute you were at school playing the PSP Vita LVI under the desk, ignoring the droning of the elder teacher about some random science principles you were sure would never be useful in real life. All of it was as usual... Than came the police and the principal. After that... it went blurry, just trying to remember gives you a headache. The sterile white walls, the mangled body fitted with cybernetics, the voices about the "wonders" of modern cybernetics that "saved" your mother.

However, even if all of that was blurry, what was clear without a doubt in your mind were the memories of the price that the heartless doctors said.
$1000 per month

Whilst your family had never been poor, the fact that your single parent who had worked could no longer work affected the family heavily. Of course you tried to go to your mother's relatives however the relatives word of ironic sympathy still ring within your ears. They pitied you, they pitied her yet not a single fucking one of them moved a single finger to help.

Within months, nearly everything non-essential had been sold by you... you were lucky however that your computer was at the very least saved (for now) since there were no buyers online.

Normally this is about when people would give up... however you were not one to ever give up, you hadn't achieved max level in every game you had played by giving up and it was no different from reality. You weren't giving up.

After countless research from online boards, BBS and from online associates, you discovered a path to success, a path to the golden world of happiness that you could achieve with your own abilities.
There was a new game called
"Viritia"
which had apparently promised that whoever "became the best in the game"

1/?
fuck word limit

MY BODY IS READY OP

Strange question OP, but I don't suppose you're a fan of NORG quests?

>>34167462
Whoever became the best in the game...what? Let's do some research into just what kind of game this is and what exactly is the prize.

>>34167462
..."became the best in the game" would be promised 25% of company shares along with an ADDITIONAL 20% of all dividends.
It was insane, the company "Vitry" who had offered the deal was the founders of the current VR technology and had monopoly of all VR technological games. They earned over 10 billion per year...
Normally you would be happy to attempt at playing the game in attempting to "win" however what captured your eyes was not the fact that "Viritia" had offered such rewards but the intensity and insanity of the players who were attempting to achieve it. The black markets of the game which sold in game items for real currency had such overwhelming prices for all its items that the game was basically a gold mine for all gamers.

After comprehensive research, you discovered that the game was an MMO in fantasy style that had currently been out for a mere month, yet had players offering in the thousands of dollars for decent equipment.

With your skills at gaming, maybe this could be the path to both save your mother...

Vr machine: $500
Game: $99

>Current Bank
>$4001
>Monthly mother cost
>$1000
>Monthly income


You believe that you could possibly survive at least 2 months more to gather more information or prepare yourself for the game. Of course starting earlier in the game would mean that you would be closer to the high level gamers but of course there would be less information and therefore of more difficulty. Than theres the fact that starting earlier can give have more of a "nest egg" than starting later.

You have around 2 months or maybe 3 months if you wish to cut it close. Choose 2 (each takes one month)

>More research about the game
>Train your body (you remember hearing that real life skills give additional beginnning skills in the game)
>Train your mind (choose subject)
>Begin the game

Optional: Work part-time whilst doing whatever (less focus but some extra cash)

Note: feel free to ask questions about the game setting and PC answer

>>34167800
guys, what do you suggest I do when I keep hitting text limit for posts?
I've had to cut out like 500 words after realising limit.

>>34167800
holy fuck, how long are your posts?
>More research about the game
>Begin the game

>>34167800
Let's just begin the game, we'll get all the information we need by playing.

>>34167603
NORG quests begin fun but than they... I don't know.

>>34167800
Jump into the game. So many time have I wished I got into a game back when it was crazy money for items.

>>34167832
Make shorter posts for the first thread. Get us hooked in before anything else. Fucklong posts are bad for newly budding threads.

>>34167800
>Begin the game

Gotta keep up with the top players.

>>34167969
>threads
*quests

>>34167893
>>34167969
I'll try shorter than

>>34167992
>>34167967
>>34167953
Writing, expect faster now

>>34168048

"It’s just information. Experiencing it first-hand will allow me to understand the game faster."
You decide that any information you get would be better gotten within the game, its time to begin.
You immediately enter the unit and lie down. After a whirling sound from the unit being turned on... a brilliant FLASH of light and a message appears before your virtual body

Welcome to Viritia, would you like a tuto-
"no" you answer resoundingly as you've already researched everything the tutorial would've asked.

The message fades and a new one begins
Do you wish to keep your current appearance or change it?
>No races besides human unlocked
>Female and Male options available

>>34168164
Female, like our real body.
Can we unlock a futa option?

>>34168203
Stop.

>>34168164
how many characters are we allowed?

>>34168164
Female. Can you answer >>34168203 as well?

>>34168164
Male Human

>>34168164
Well, what IS our current appearance?
Female regardless

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>>34168164
Male

>>34168203
>>34168235
What the fuck guys.

>>34168164
Male

>>34168164
Female, for both virtual and physical.
Unless Futanari is an option

>>34168164
Dude

>>34168203
>futa
No

Real body is male.

>>34168164
Male

>>34168164
Female, change our current appearance.

>>34168307
Oh come on!

>>34168164
Male, so we aren't "that creepy guy who plays a girl in a VR game"

>>34168164
Female. look for someone "Buying GF" get power-leveled.

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>>34168307
Based QM.

>>34168164
Male

>>34168203
>>34168300
>>34168268
>>34168235
>>34168326
Why does /tg/ always want to be a grill?

>Greatest challenge ever presented
>Choosing gender

>>34168307
Why are we male straight away?
No vote?

>>34168164
Female

>>34168164
male

>>34168360
Terrible QMing

>>34168164
Guy

>>34168307
Can't we be female in real life too?
Girl gamers exist, kinda.

>>34168164
Female

>>34168164
Female.

>>34168164
I can't even tell the level of samefagging anymore but whatever counting up.
voting for virtual gender ends here

>/u/-boats trying to take over another quest
>QM swats that shit down
Good on you. Even if this quest dies, you have my respect.

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>>34168404
Hear hear.

>>34168384
If we were a real life female we would be selling our body instead of gaming.

>>34168203
>>34168235
>>34168268
>>34168300
>>34168326
>>34168340
>>34168360
>>34168384
>>34168400
female

>>34168250
>>34168294
>>34168306
>>34168313
>>34168332
>>34168353
>>34168370
>>34168382
male

>>34168230
one character per VR unit, cannot be deleted, as you're kind of poor right now...

>>34168482
Female wins by 1
Writing
the awkwardness when you have to meet any friends you make IRL will be fun

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>>34168482
Goddamn it.

>>34168482
Quest over, everyone go home

The ride begins.

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>>34168544
Everyone was going to default to homoerotics anyway.

>>34168524
You know what, you've played male characters your whole gaming life so you might as well try something new. Plus females have "benefits" from your experience with dealing with females ingame.

"Female, human" you command with a type of maniac glee within your eyes at what sort of appearance you might get offered.

'You have chosen female, appearance morphing begins' intones the message within your mind. After a minute or so, you feel different, as you're about to "examine" yourself, a mirror is offered.
You see
>Hair colour (writein)
>Breast size (writein)
and that your height and other features have mostly remained the same as before albeit they are now feminine. That and the fact that you're missing your "son down there".

>>34168662
>Hair
Black, long.
>Breast size
Either 28AAA, or go voluptuous and 34EE

>>34168662
>Black
>A cup

>>34168662
blonde
g

kek

>>34168662
>Hair colour (writein)
>Breast size (writein)
Oh no
OH NO
ESCAPE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME
THE SHITSTORM BREWS

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>>34168662
>letting us choose breast size
You wanted this.

>>34168688
This, going for the larger.
Make sure the butt is also like that too

>>34168662
Light brown.
Medium-small.

>>34168718
Muahahahahah

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>>34168718
It's not hell, it's the future the QM wanted.

>>34168662
Blonde
A, or small, whichever

>>34168688
>28AAA
Is this essentially a trap chest?

>>34168688
Supporting this, I want those delicious huge boobs though

>>34168662
>Hair colour
Black
>Breast size
C'mon man. A cup regardless.

>>34168708
Dude, calm down.

>>34168754
Yes, and?

>>34168688
Voluptuous>>34168754 35EE, man that's fucking awesome

>>34168662

>Hair colour (strawberry blond )

Breast size A we king Arther now

>>34168688
Hair: Black
Breasts: A cup

Okay, writing, would've given longer but this seems to have majority

>>34168754
Sounds like it.

>>34168688
Supporting those fat tats

>>34168771
Just making sure. No problem on my end.

>>34168662
>Hair
Blonde
>Breast size
A cup

>>34168798
>Breasts: A cup
You made the right call QM.

>>34168688
>>34168704
>>34168723
>>34168755
>>34168775
>>34168816
5 for fat tats

>>34168688
>>34168698
>>34168748
>>34168762
>>34168724
5 for As with >>34168688
But he also supported fat tats, so we should be going with fat tats

>>34168886
He already called it, stop.

>>34168886
Wait, sorry.
6 for that last one which was after >>34168798

So fat tits wins anyway

>>34168905
He already called it wrong.
Which was why he spoke out

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>>34168917
It's already been called mate, let it go.

>>34168886
Ok, playing as a male playing as a chick is fine. I can deal. But throw in monster cowtits, and I'm out. Medium would have been ok >>34168724 but the vote was split between A and E for some reason.

>>34169008
Maybe we're playing one of those joke avatars, like sliders maxed on everything and has a green afro and whatnot

>>34168662
The mirror reveals a "boyish" girl with long flowing black hair which if you weren't sure you picked female, would've been sure that you were a trap.

'Are you ready?' intones the message within your mind
"Damnit I may be an ass man but these breasts really suck... sigh. There goes those 'dreams'... BEGIN"
Suddenly you are enveloped in brilliant white light and a newbie adventurer is born within the world of Viritia.

“What the fuck?” Although you had read all about VR games and how the electric signals of the VR unit makes every experience (besides pain) as real as possible however... the scene was breathtaking.
You were surrounded by people, some with a username floating above their heads (which you presume are players) and some with nothing above their heads (which you presume are NPC). The noises of the crowd, the smell of the dung nearby, the feeling of the wind on your face... all of it was breathtakingly realistic unlike any other game you've ever played before.

Your research whilst not being alot, tells you that this is the newby village of Yarun. You understand that there exists a training ground, a inn, a general shop and some other stuff (which you don't remember reading about) within the village.

The first thing that obviously needs to be done when you begin a game is to
>Check your stats by clicking that window at the edge of your vision
>Check your gear by clicking that window at the edge of your vision
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies
>Head to the store and get some equipment
>Try to engage in talk with the NPC's nearby
>Try to engage in talk with the players nearby
>writein

>>34169143
>The mirror reveals a "boyish" girl with long flowing black hair which if you weren't sure you picked female, would've been sure that you were a trap.
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAGICAL REALM WOOOOOO

>>34169143
>Check your stats by clicking that window at the edge of your vision

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>>34169097
>tfw I'm secretly hoping this character gets kill and we get a new one

It'll be a grill again anyway, I don't know why I'm hoping.

>>34169143
>Check your stats by clicking that window at the edge of your vision
>Check your gear by clicking that window at the edge of your vision

I really think you should just transfom this into a smut quest, OP.

>>34169143
>Try to engage in talk with the players nearby
Look for a mentor, or someone buying gf 25k. Get powerleveled.

>>34169255
Too late for it to be anything else anyway.

>>34169297
believe comrade, believe

>>34169255
>>34169297
I vote against this.

>>34169143
I'm fine with this, I was >>34168688 and although fat tits may have won, reverse trap is perfectly fine too

>>34169143
>Check your stats by clicking that window at the edge of your vision
>Check your gear by clicking that window at the edge of your vision
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies

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>>34169320
>implying I was voting for or wanted it
I was just pointing out the inevitability.

>>34166853
Nigga please this is totally Legendary Moonlight Sculptor's plot. Don't even play.

>>34169143
>Check your gear by clicking that window at the edge of your vision

>>34169408
he even said that it was based on moonlight sculptor...
go complain to /qtg/ or something for saying to go for it

>>34169143
Checking gear, checking stats.
Okay writing
>>34169408
What?
I specifically said it was based on moonlight sculptor.

>>34169497
oh my bad didn't see that

>>34169497
You decide the conventional is best, time to check your stats and gear.
You click the face like icon which you assume is your stats. You quickly glance past the real information and character name, you already knew those.
What comes out is:

Race: Human
Faction: None
Profession: None
Title: New player (1 week of safety from PVP, going past the starting area breaks this)
Level: 1
Fame: 0
Health: 100
Mana: 100
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 3
Luck: 0

Skills: None

1/2

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>>34169686
>Intelligence: 3
I don't know why, but this made me snigger.

>>34169686
>Luck: 0
What? Last you checked, all stats were meant to start from 1 at lowest or 3 at highest... 0? What the fuck, maybe the information you gained was wrong?

After closing the screen with a sigh, you decide that you might as well check the gear as well. You click the small bag icon.

Inventory:
1 rusted dagger (1d3)
10 "units" of bread
10 "units" of water
10 Bronze coins (you remember the research stating that the currency goes, 100 bronze = 1 silver. 100 silver = 1 gold. 1 silver = $1 at most online markets.

Equipment:
Primary hand: none
Secondary hand: none
Headgear: none
Bodygear: none
Gloves: none
Boots: none
Amulets: Amulet of Bad Luck (Unique item, You cannot raise luck, unremovable, further details unknown)

... wait what? You instantly attempt to remove the amulet however it does not move. Since when did new players begin with unique items? Especially of the negative sort... What in the world...
With another sigh, you decide that right now its best to:
>Remove the fucking amulet yourself, fuck the games rules (roll after and 'possible' negative effect if fail)
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies
>Head to the store and get some equipment or hope that they can remove the amulet
>Try to engage in talk with the NPC's nearby (maybe one of them knows something)
>Try to engage in talk with the players nearby (maybe?)
>writein

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>>34169970
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies

>>34169970
>>Try to engage in talk with the players nearby (maybe?)
Let's find our rival.

>>34169970
oh fuck I see where this is going

ABANDON THREAD

>>34169970
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies
LETS DO IT

>>34169970
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies

>>34169970
>Try to engage in talk with the players nearby (maybe?)
Ask around if any of them have odd unique items tacked onto them from the start.

>>34169970
>train against dummies so we can forget about how screwed we are

>>34169970
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies

>>34169970
Seems majority want training.
Writing... but first

Roll 1d100 for REASONS. Quest uses best of 3 unless we're rolling against another player/monster which is average of 3

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>34169970
>Head to the training grounds and test your new body against training dummies

>Amulet
This is what allows critfails, isn't it?

>>34170188
I'd have voted to make sure we have food by doing some odd jobs, but not until we figure out what this amulet does.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>34170188

>>34170220
wow

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>34170188
Roll

>>34170220
That's my first nat 1 this whole year.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>34170188
Incoming critfail

>>34170220
wow, fuck how the hell did you perceive that. I didn't give any fucking hints or anything. I wonder if people will figure out what occurs after amulet is "fixed".
>>34170232
>>34170235
Welp natural 1. writing

>>34170311
I've seen/read too many stories. I'm not saying you're unoriginal, just that...I dunno, I can get into the mindset of the designer.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>34170428
This guy. Sometimes you have people who can just figure that shit out. Either seasoned animefags or other things.

>>34170311
You decide that fuck the amulet and its shit, you're going to try and forget about it for now to train in the training grounds. It takes you about a minute to arrive, the training grounds are filled with scarecrows and the sound of NPC characters (and the occasional player you can make out).
Following the tradition of video games, before the training fields stands an old yet strong looking man.
"Umm... excuse me" you begin not sure how to talk with the NPCs since there were no prebuilt options like most games and that the NPCs' seemed like normal people...
"Boy, you must be new here right?" the old man says softly. Boy? Doesn't he mean gir-
"Oh wait, you're just a bit lacking in the chest area I thought you were a boy, ahahahahaha"
You try your best to not glare at the old man or say anything as you fume silently however...
"Anyhow, A or D, flat or bouncy, like a cliff-side or a mountain..." and on and on goes the metaphors for your chest. Sigh...
Do you
>Respond angrily at the old man
>Let him rant and talk whilst listening mutely
>Joke around about your chest
>write-in response

that critfail is not happening yet if it wasn't obvious.

>>34170564
>Write in
Punch him

>>34170564
"Do you do this with ALL prospective apprentices? As a test?"

>>34170564
sound of... scarecrows being hit by many weapons*
strong looking mentor character*
woops, trying to type as fast as possible so some errors

>>34170564
>>write-in response
"Who cares about that, I'm here ask for your guidance for I am a novice in the ways of combat"

>>34170564
>Let him rant and talk whilst listening mutely

>>34170564
Ignore him and go punch scarecrows.

>>34170564
Seems no consensus yet.
I'll make cup noodles and come back in 5.
Hopefully you guys will have chosen response by than.

>>34170816
Put some A1 or hotsauce. on it. Shit's so cash.

>>34170602
fine, switching to >>34170625 since it's basically the same thing.

>>34170564
Alright I'll combine
>>34170602
>>34170625
writing.

>>34171007
Oh, closing the browser makes you lose the trip.
Thats good to know

Maybe all dudes playing as chicks get flat chests by default, so it's extremely obvious who's trapping. Even if that isn't the case, this "NPC" could also be a moderator who knows.

>>34171041
You decide that this is probably some kind of coded in test from the instructor right? I mean the mentor character for newbies CAN'T POSSIBLY be a dirty perverted old man addicted to breasts right...
"Do you do this with ALL prospective apprentices? As a test?" You interrupt his ranting however the reply...
"Test? ahahahahaha, I'm just your everyday dirty old man kid. Only tests I give to girls is to **** when I **** you" Well at least the swearing filter is working. Reminds you that since you are 18, you could turn the filter off in options. That aside.
"Who cares about that, I'm here ask for your guidance for I am a novice in the ways of combat" you say evenly as you do your best to look the old pervert in his eyes.
"Well have fun with those scarecrows unless you want a
>quest received

Old man's needs
Rank: E+
The old man has offered you a possibly perverted quest. Details unknown
Reward: unknown
Do you wish to accept the quest? (quests limit 0/5)

... well you got your first quest... even if its a ridiculous one like this. Luckily with censors still on, the old man shouldn't be able to do anything in THAT category... but than again.
Do you
>accept quest
>decline quest and leave this area
>ask for more details on the quest
>decline quest and train with scarecrows
>writein

>>34171356
>Write in
Disable filter, re-ask details of the quest.

>>34171356
>decline quest and train with scarecrows
And people wanted to play as a female character.
Would this have happened even if we had chosen a male character?

>>34171356
>decline and train
For the love of god, please don't.

>>34171419
yes. anything else is spoilers

>>34171356

> Accept Quest.

I wonder if we could be...y'know, bouncier.

I usually wouldn't vote for this, but we've already decided to play as a girl. Might as well enjoy this body.

>>34171356
I swear this is a test

>accept quest

>>34171408
This.
We should know what we actually have to do for the quest, since as >>34171433 says, it can't be a female-only quest, making it one where we don't fuck them.

Could be about sucking him off though

>>34171356
Decline, wail on scarecrows

>>34171356
>accept quest

>>34171356

Filter off, accept Quest. Let's do everything we can to avoid the inevitable virtual lesbians.

>>34171356
I guess this is why information is important.

>Disable filter
>Accept Quest
>Be ready to purposely fail quest.

>>34171356
de-fukin-cline

>>34171356
>decline
Please no.

>>34171356

>accept quest
>disable filter

>>34171356
>accept that shit

>>34171408
This. We should not accept any quest without knowing what the hell it is.

>>34171516
This has nothing to do with lesbians. It has everything to do with not fucking the first old guy we come across.

>>34171554
>>34171516
>>34171548
You guys realise it can't be a lewd quest since we have the filter on, right?

>>34171356
Holy fuck, do I have to do final destination?

>>34171356

Turn the filter off. We're an adult of drinking age, we can damn well do naughty stuff if we want to. Also, accept the quest already.

>>34171615
You realise it can't be a quest to fuck him right?
The game is marketed to 18 and unders, and we got the quest when we had the filter on.

>>34171625
You realise that everybody else is voting to turn that off, right?

>>34171625
We couldn't even hear the entire quest description. For all we know this involves rounding up whores.

>>34171356
counting up votes.
I will final destination shitstorms like these from now on. Holy fuck, did not even know it was possible to cause such a major shitstorm so easily.

>>34171615

He's not bad-looking, and why not? We're a trap so /tg/ can live out all it's fantasies of being the little girl. Let's go balls-deep.

>>34171707
As far as quests go, I don't think you've seen a shitstorm yet.

>>34171767
What he said. Still getting pretty bad.

>>34171707
You did good by saying it would happen male or female. This could have been worse.

>>34171408
>>34171468
>>34171516
>>34171532

turn off filter

>>34171419
>>34171425
>>34171482
>>34171548
>>34171554

decline

>>34171465
>>34171466
>>34171487
>>34171516
>>34171532
>>34171586
>>34171579
accept

Accept wins with filter off, writing no spoilers bitch, wait for the post

>>34171838
Just so we're clear, we can still purposely fail the quest if it's actually lewd, or if the critfail is in effect.

It's freaking lvl 1 and a good fraction of new players go through this. They can't do anything that would drive off a large portion of the playerbase.

>>34171838
You decide that fuck it, you might as well accept the quest and hell you'll even turn off your filter.
With a few clicks in the option window, the filter is off and you answer the old man with fire in your eyes.
"I accept"

>You have unlocked stat Courage (it is currently 1), it will influence courageous acts and will be raised by courageous acts
>You have unlocked stat Foolishness (it is currently 1), it will influence all foolish acts and will be raised by foolish acts

>You have unlocked skill, Foolish Courage Beginner (By attempting what you assume is both a foolish yet a courageous act, you will increase all stats by 10%)

1/?

>>34171956
pffft, hopefully we can work on delevelling Foolishness AFTER fixing the amulet.

>>34172014
Foolishness doesn't seem to be that bad.
+10% attributes is great

>>34171956
increase all stats by 10% until the act is over*

Instantly the old man's perverted eyes change into what can only be called "eyes of absolute fucking pressure, holy fuck I'm going to piss myself".

"Have you ever heard of the saying that courage and foolishness are different sides of the same coin? Courageous acts are naturally foolish whilst looking at foolish acts in another light turn them into seemingly courageous acts" he whispers in a voice that vibrates to the core of your body. You barely even have time to recognize the windows popping up showing the additional stats and skills you got before you promplty crash down onto the ground. Ugh... what the fuck is this pressure

"You have both courage yet foolishness within you, it has been a long time since I have met one such as you (a calm emotionless voice congratulates you within your mind that you are the 987th person to accomplish this... considering the player base is in the tens of millions, wow.)... I offer you a quest to test yourself and your courage. Succeed and you shall gain things no-one has ever gained before

>Quest update
Old man's needs
Rank: D
The old man tells of a cave that was once the home of one of the 13 heroes that had saved the world. Apparently his tombstone is within the deepest parts of the cave. You must reach the tombstone within the cave.
Reward: unknown

2/?

>>34172192
The old man's pressure suddenly stops as you can breathe again, hes once again got the stupid senile and perverted smile on his face as he hands you what appears to be an old crumpled map.

>You have gained map to "Cave of the 9th Hero"

Guess that you were right and it really was a test, thank god for your previous knowledge with other games...

Do you
>Train with scarecrows (might as well get ready for the cave)
>Talk to the old man some more (about what?)
>Go to the cave straight away
>visit the general store and get some better gear (you've currently only got a rusted dagger)
>writein

Note: This quest does not have a time frame unlike most quests however it DOES take up one of your quest spots. It seems impossible to fail meaning that you either succeed or lose the quest spot.

>>34172308
>>visit the general store and get some better gear (you've currently only got a rusted dagger)
1 STR, 1 AGI, 3 INT? See if there isn't something INT-based we can wield better than a dagger.

>>34172308

> Talk to the old man some more (about what?)

"Oh~? But I'm a girl. I wouldn't mind being 'tested'."

>>34172370
int is for magic, you do not know any magic and you don't remember from your research if theres any magic trainers nearby.
You can of course always ask the NPC if theres any magic trainers around

>>34172308
>visit the general store and get some better gear (you've currently only got a rusted dagger)

>>34172308
>Train with scarecrows (might as well get ready for the cave)
At low levels, stats are more important.

>>34172308
train train train

>>34172308
>Beat down some steppin' scarecrows

>>34172404

In spirit, we are already the little girl.

Guess training wins
Writing

>>34172540
You could just start training with the scarecrows but... might as well have a bit of fun first
"Oh~? But I'm a girl. I wouldn't mind being 'tested'." you say in your best cutesy sweet voice that you normally hear from your anime.
The old man simply laughs and doesn't respond past that besides what you can make out being "I prefer mountains"

It's time to train, there are over 1000 different scarecrows and various wooden swords lying near them. You pick one of the wooden swords and begin walking to a scarecrow in remote corner. You have heard from research that in this game, stats could be raised outside of leveling when doing tasks that relate to them... time to test that out.

How do you wish to train?
>By seeing how long you can go
>By seeing how fast you can hit the scarecrow
>By copying what you had seen in other video games and movies
>writein method

>>34172687
>Hit the same point. Over and over. and over. and FUCKING over.

>>34172687
>By copying what you had seen in other video games and movies
This seems best considering our 3.3 INT

>>34172687
>>34172725
I'm with this guy.
Just out of curiosity.

>>34172687
>By copying what you had seen in other video games and movies

What happens when our charecter dies?
Or we kill someone in pvp
Could we become the best around by kicking everyones ass?
Also lets rob a storeor sell weed irl, gotta get income from somewhere.

>>34172687
Can we have
>By copying what you had seen in other video games and movies
And >>34172725 ?
If not, go with the first

>>34172761
Going by Moonlight Sculptor, it's to learn a skill that hurts more every time it hits.

Going realistically, this is a crucial skill for critting effectively: accuracy and consistency

>>34172780
The way you type annoys me, but i'm praying for perma character death personally, also i second the notion of selling weed, robbing a store might be a little much though.

>>34172780
>what happens if our character dies
irl, you actually die
ingame, you respawn (all other details are spoilers, die and find out)

>killing in pvp
killing someone will turn you "red" meaning most towns will kill you on sight. There are of course ways to get around it. Killing players less than 10 levels lower than you gives you no items or exp.

>Could we become the best around by kicking everyones ass?
There are many methods and paths to fulfill the criteria of "becoming the best". I have 5 written down, but I can always make up more. about your question... not answering since spoilers

>robbing
robbing turns you yellow if caught meaning that most towns bar you entry (but you won't get killed on sight unlike red)

>>34172782
>>34172780
>>34172751
>>34172725
Writing up. you're following what you've seen in animes about how hitting the same spot over and over again power you up.

>>34172850
This reminds me alot of early ultama online, one of my favorite mmo's it was really the best, does our red status lower with time?, or should we have a separate character for PVP/Dickassery

>>34172899
You decide that its a fucking game, it may be realistic but its still a game so those techniques you've seen in other video games and movies should work... Just as you're thinking this and taking a pose from an old vintage samurai anime called rouroni kenshin...

>Your stat Foolishness has increased by 1

You do your best to ignore the game world itself telling you that you're being idiotic as you start striking the scarecrow at the same point repeatedly over and over again just like in your animu.

roll 1d100+6

Rolled 22 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>34173005

>>34173005
best of 3 btw.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>34173005

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>34173005

Rolled 52 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>34173005

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>34173023
>>34173037
>>34173039
Fuck, really?. you all suck

>>34173023
>>34173037
>>34173050
Lower success met,
Writing

>>34173039
Please include modifiers next time

Dice gods fucking hate this quest.

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>>34173070
>You all suck
>27

Oh hoho!

this quest is a train wreck
lets keep going

>>34173071
"Take this, my super special skill...
~FINAL ULTIMATE SUPER ULTRA MIRACLE DREAM~
POWER STRIKE!!!!!"
You call out as your wooden blade crunches against the scarecrow in a boringly predictable outcome...
welp... that fucking hurt damnit, how the hell do the chracters in anime and manga swing their sword the way they do...
Your hand stings and is sore and jarred from simply swinging the sword once however you were never one to give up. Back in the vintage game runescape, you were the type who would reach 99 in all crafting skills by doing the same repetitive tasks over and over again without stop or breaks.
Taking a more realistic position, you once again swing the wooden blade at the same place as before. The blade once again crunches into the scarecrow and this action keeps repeating.
Not once
Not twice
Not even ten times

Only after the system message of
>Your strength has increased by 1
did you finally stop as you collapse onto the straw filled floor and retch out your gastric juices.

With a quick glance at the sky, you can tell that you've been here for at least a few hours...

1/?

What do we do for money IRL, We sell in game gold/items/charecters?
Because.
>Monthly mother cost
>$1000
>Monthly income
$0
So we gotta figure something out. that or crime.

>>34173183
>There's point where we should've stopped and we've clearly passed it
>But let's keep going to see what happens
Quick someone post it

>>34173264
We ERP with fat neckbreads for money

>>34173247
You understand that its now late afternoon from the suns red-orange afterglow in the horizons. You're about to stand up to try to train a bit longer before...
>Your thirst is very low (you receive a minus to all stats)
>Your satiety is very low (you receive a minus to all stats)

Damnit, with a sigh you decide to:
>eat the bread and water from your bag
>don't waste food and try to look around for freebies from npcs
>the mentor might give you food?
>beg players (you're a grill after all)
>Fuck food I'm moving on
>writein

>>34173372
>eat the bread and water from your bag
>Ask NPCs for freebies
>Write in
Continue onwards to any NPC who looks remotely magical in an attempt to get magic

>>34173372
>the mentor might give you food?
He'll feed us _____The D______
No seriously though.
>don't waste food and try to look around for freebies from npcs

>>34173372
The first green text pair weren't choices and were system messages btw if it wasn't obvious.

>>34173372
>eat the bread and water from your bag

>>34173372
>Write in,
look for a nun costume.

>>34173493
What?
I can't tell if this is troll or an actual

>>34173372
>Fuck food I'm moving on
With 0 luck this can't go wrong!

>>34173513
Actual.

>>34173434
This

>>34173434
Seconding, we need to learn magic.

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>>34173493
For what purpose

Other than injecting your shitty fetishes

>>34173372
Seems there is a majority.
Writing up eating bread and drinking water from bag along with searching for freebies, looking for anyone with magical ability (besides players I'm presuming) and looking for a nun costume joking about the last one

Roll 2d100 please (best of 3)
first is for freebies, second is for magical ability

Rolled 10, 41 = 51 (2d100)

>>34173638
Also
>>34173566
You don't want to be a kawaii cosplaying trap?

>>34173566
Not that guy, but if people think we're clergy we could beg for alms. Bound to work better than a lazy adventurer asking for handouts.

Rolled 58, 36 = 94 (2d100)

>>34173638
Rolan

Rolled 35, 86 = 121 (2d100)

>>34173638

Rolled 34, 71 = 105 (2d100)

>>34173677
No.
>>34173680
Yes.

>>34173638

>>34173683
>>34173689
58 for freebies, and 86 for TEH MAGICKENING

>>34173689
Nice, we magical trap grill now.
>>34173680
This
>>34173677
Magical cosplaying trap grill is a go

>>34173677
>>34173683
welp
>>34173689
Well at least that got the higher success.

writing

>>34173730
how long are you going to remain QMing?

>>34173770
Lets pray its all night.

>>34173770
I'm enjoying this so far, hope I can make it for the next thread.

>>34173788
I need to sleep damnit. I wanna go look for a dog tomorrow if mother feels well.
She'd better fucking feel well.
I haven't had a dog in two years.

>>34173850
>if mother feels well
This board is for 18 and older Norman bates.
>>34173638
Do you use a system,?

>>34173730
You decide that its best to stay healthy even if the body is simply virtual. After all, stat bonuses always have sucked.
It takes you eating 5 pieces of tasteless bread and drinking 5 units of warm water before you finally get the message

>Your thirst is normal
>Your satiety is normal

However after consuming so much of your supplies, you realise that maybe its best for you to try and use your "womanly" charms to get some freebies...
An hour and many failures (and lewd comments) later, it seems that you're not the first adventurer to try begging and that most people around here are immune to it. Luckily it seems that whilst you were searching for freebies that you had been able to somewhat sense (and hear from rumours) about 3 different NPCs in the area who could possibly teach you magic or change your profession into wizard/sorc/other magical profession.

You decide on asking the
>Flame red haired teenager dressed in a makeshift black robes and black witch hat twirling around flames in her fingers whilst looking bored
>An elderly woman who according to the locals is the resident "herb-master" and has magical skills
>An middle aged man with glasses drinking at the pub with a bored look

for training you in magic.
Note: This is who you're meeting at the moment.

>>34173963
>An middle aged man with glasses drinking at the pub with a bored look
Please tell me he wears glasses

>>34173770
Anywhere between 6 hours or more
Will probably run tommorow as well if enough interest

>>34173836
>>34173850
wish you the best

>>34173932
I use two, one that is visible to players (hint: the stats) and one hidden for perception rolls/enemies

>>34173963
>>Flame red haired teenager dressed in a makeshift black robes and black witch hat >Flame red haired teenager dressed in a makeshift black robes and black witch hat twirling around flames in her fingers whilst looking bored

Okay we lure players in with the nun costume looking innocent

THEN WE FUCKING ROAST THEM

>>34173963
>An elderly woman who according to the locals is the resident "herb-master" and has magical skills
Alchemist is go

>>34173963
>An middle aged man with glasses drinking at the pub with a bored look

>>34173963
>Flame red haired teenager dressed in a makeshift black robes and black witch hat twirling around flames in her fingers whilst looking bored

Yeh loli witch

>>34173932
But I am 18. I'm just fucking poor.

>>34173963
>An middle aged man with glasses drinking at the pub with a bored look
Old men are best men

>>34174036
You called your mom mother, it was a reference to the TV show bates motel.

>>34173995
>running super long lengths two days in a roll
based qm

>>34173963
>An middle aged man with glasses drinking at the pub with a bored look
Can we find the other ones later?

>>34173963
Ara ara herbalist

>>34174090
Stop reposting.
We know your the same person
OP has common sense

>loli pyro witch

>>34174090
You're not sure about the teenager or middle aged man but you're "pretty" sure that the elderly woman will still be there as shes the local "healer" and what not.

>>34174075
Ah, forgive me, I'm retarded.
People look at me funny when I call her that. I do it with a british accent. It's hilarious.

>>34173963
Since this could potentially decide your profession (if everything goes right) than I'm calling a final fucking destination vote on this

Quote this message with just a number
1 if teen fire grill
2 if elderly herblore baba
3 if middle aged man

>>34173963
>An middle aged man with glasses drinking at the pub with a bored look

>>34173963
>Flame red haired teenager dressed in a makeshift black robes and black witch hat twirling around flames in her fingers whilst looking bored

this reminds me of my last pathfinder charecter

>>34174153
3

>>34174153
1

>>34174153
2

>>34174153
3

>>34174153
3

>>34174153
3

1

>>34174153
3

>>34174153
1

11111

>>34174186
Disqualified.

>>34174153
voting over. (5mins)
Looks like middle aged man has it.
Writing

>>34174186
>>34174214
>>34174225
Beaten normally, and beaten again.
Hahaha.

>>34174244
>Wanting the middle aged man over pyro loli who can make us a super damage dealer, not wanting to lure people in with a nun disguise and roasting them
What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>34174281
>samefagged normaly
>samefagged again
huehuehue

>>34174302
We can't go full realm all the time anon. That being said, the samefag is strong in this quest.

>>34174325
>Implying you can samefag in final destination

>>34174343
I'm dropping it, he can have fun playing with himself

>>34174419
It's alright anon, we don't need you and your /u/

>>34174419
i might as well, see you at my quest anon

>>34174419
See you next thread.

>>34174244
You decide that since you're going to be learning magic and what not fantasy related shit. It would be your best bet to go to someone who's in their prime... the middle aged man with glasses.

You rest for a few minutes before approaching the "pub" (which had been combined with an inn). As you get nearer to the pub, you can hear the roar of rabble and laughter flow out. It seems that the "pub-goers" are quite enthusiastic.

You push open the pub door and quickly notice the middle aged man... after all hes sitting all by himself, drinking a orange liquid (which you think its probably this world's alcoholic beverage) whilst looking what can only be summed up as... bored, really really bored. He's wearing what appears to be simple clothes (you had always thought mages would wear robes or something) however his glasses give him away as not being "ordinary"... what with the frame being made out of gold and all.

None of the other people around go anywhere near him as if hes emitting some kind of "don't go near me" loner aura.

As your mind is stumped with various thoughts, the plump barmaiden approaches you and kindly asks
"What will it be girl? Some whiskey to forget about the boy troubles or maybe just some run of the mill rum? Also, we seem to be out of seats at the moment so... you're going to have to sit -there-" she points with a look of distate at the near empty table where the middle aged man with glasses is sitting.

You respond with
>Sure I'll have a rum and I'll sit there (works for you)
>Sure I'll have a rum but I really don't want to sit there (scout out and what not first)
>Sure I'll sit there but no drinks yet
>No drinks or seat yet, you'll order later
>writein

>>34174453
>implying i'd let /u/ happen
>implying i didn't vote for man
I just wanted to be a nun who lit things on fire, also why do you want to suck some middle age guys dick so bad?
Are you really afraid /u/ will happen that bad?
Are we going to alienate all female players and npc?

>>34174498
Yes, until we've purged /u/ from the quest.

>>34174343
You can't samefag final destination votes or am I missing something?
I mean proxies like tor and what not have most of their nodes blocked by 4chan so its nearly impossible to samefag within 5 mins for final destination.

>>34174496
>Sure I'll have a rum and I'll sit there (works for you)

>>34174496
>Sure I'll have a rum and I'll sit there (works for you)

>>34174525
>purged /u/ from the quest
I haven't been on /tg/ for very long, but even I know that's not going to happen. Once they're in, thy're in for good.

>>34174496
>writein
Order two of the same drinks the mage is drinking and sit with him. Offer him one.

>>34174548
>can't samefag final destination votes

Are you really this new? You can easily samefag final destination votes without a proxy using undisplayed characters.

>>34174548
I mean for non-destination votes.

>>34174581
You don't have to call him new for not knowing.

>>34174581
nope you can't
feel free to prove me wrong
>>34174548
none of this would've happened if you just made us male

>>34174614
Here, I'll prove you wrong.

>>34174614
Here, I'll prove you wrong.

>>34174496
So accepting and ordering two drinks giving one to the middle aged man?
writing

>>34174614
Here, I'll prove you wrong.

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>>34174650
>>34174673
>>34174674

>>34174614
BTFO

>>34174548
You can find tons of free proxies with a list not blocked by 4chan.
>>34174525
Just chill, you're not some kind of super internetworrior hero.

Noone needs to be "purged"

>>34174723
Not disagreeing with you, nor that anon, but they do tend to cause some shit with their shenanigans. No more so than any other group, but still.

Just felt the need to point that out
Please don't get mad

>>34174685
This is a game, these NPC are coded, you're pretty sure that you can raise your 'relationship points' or whatever the system is in this game by offering the middle aged sulky glasses bastard a drink.

"You know what, I'll take two of whatever that guy is having. One for myself, one for him" you state. The barmaid smiles (whether at your "kindness" or at the extra money shes getting you don't know) as she happily states
"Sure, two orange bombs coming up love, that'll be 6 bronze"
Oh fuck, as soon as she calls out the price, you're instantly assaulted by what can only be described as fear... 6 fucking bronze? Thats more than half your current cash, you heard that its one bronze for around two rounds of rum so how fucking high quality is this "orange bomb" drink?

1/?

>>34174775
Not arguing with you there, i don't like how they spam about "pure love" and try to railroad their toungs into every girls vagina but still, its not going to happen here because theirs only one or two yurifags here, what i don't like is how anti yurifags are so afraid of yuri, they railroad away from female npc's and generally shit things up in fear we might grope some boobs.

>>34174868
anti-yurifags did nothing wrong

>>34174904
they do just as wrong.

>>34174817
With a sigh, you hand over half your bronze coins to the barsmaid as you slowly and calmly sit down near the sulky middle aged glasses man who you've decided to call sulky glasses until you find out his actual name.
He looks at you with a mild look before asking
"And what might you want young lady?"
Of course your reply is
"I'm looking for some magical training and when I asked around, you seemed like just the guy for it." you say with all your "womanly" charm in an attempt to try to appeal to the man's "son".
"A newbie adventurer huh" he drones before taking a large swig of his drink
"tell you what kid, if you can help me find something I'm looking for than I'll teach you whatever you want, hell I'll even give you a letter of recommendation so you can change your profession officially to mage at the mage guild one town over" he offers much to your surprise.
Your response is that
>You will ask for more details on what he wants
>Wait until the "orange bomb" you have ordered before doing anything else. maybe alcohol will cloud his judgement
>Accept
>Decline his request and try to get him to teach you anyways (make an writein offer if you wish)
>Decline his request and leave
>writein

>>34174932
wrongception

>>34174953
>You will ask for more details on what he wants

>>34174953
>You will ask for more details on what he wants

>>34174953
>You will ask for more details on what he wants
>Wait until the "orange bomb" you have ordered before doing anything else. maybe alcohol will cloud his judgement