>>34180469

Just as you make to drop the subject and maybe talk about something less...controversial, though...

+ What are you doing, Nameless One? You have an opportunity here. + Dildoes' icy voice cuts right through your shame and embarrassment. + A rare one that you won't have again for quite some more time. +

What? What opportunity? What the hell is she talking about?

+ FUCK. WITH. THEIR. HEADS. + Murderface sniggers, the sound akin to a rusty blunt saw being slowly dragged to and fro across fresh, bleeding, meaty bone. + DO. IT. JUST. THIS. ONCE. +

+ I'm...I'm not sure I understand... + Braids ventures hesitantly, barely audible over the sound of the other two snickering together. + Matsuda-san? What are they talking about? + She pauses for a moment, before speaking again. +...It's something naughty, isn't it? Matsuda-san, you know Sayaka-san doesn't really like it when--+

+ Oh, be silent and let us have our bit of amusement! + Dildoes snaps. + You, Nameless One. You do know what to do, don't you? +

...Yeah. Yeah, you do. And...yeah, you have to agree.

You can't possibly pass this up.

+ Then take it. It's yours. + Dildoes cackles.

"Well?" Sayaka snaps. "I'm waiting, Murderface! Don't leave us all hanging, here--"

"Can I have one with you and Kyoko?"

Your delivery is perfect. Straight face, level voice, each word uttered with crystal clarity. Your eyes boring right into Sayaka's ice-blue own in an unblinking, honest stare.

All color immediately drains from your Equerry's countenance, leaving her face pale as she freezes in shock. Her eyes opened wide enough that her irises seem to shrink into mere dots. Her jaw drops - and what comes forth is a series of gurgling, hacking sounds - incomplete words stuck at the harsh consonants. "K-kh...M-Murderface, y-you--"

[1/2]

>>34180485

"Murderface, I don't...um...." There's a hesitant, tearful voice behind you, and you shift on your bar stool to look at your best friend - and in stark constrast to Sayaka, Kyoko is...well, she's gone as red as her hair, gazing down at her thumbs as she twiddles them. Her one eye avoiding your gaze. "I-it's...it ain't like I don't like you or anything, b-but I think..always thought of ya as a really, really good friend, almost like a little brother--"

A little brother? That's...that's how Kyoko sees you? You keep your face carefully impassive as two of the three stooges begin to hoot and cackle in the back of your mind, laughing uproariously.

"I just...if, if ya really want to, um...I just think it's really a bit too sudden..."

Kyoko looks up at you now, blushing even more, her one eye glistening with unshed tears. Looking like a blushing virgin bride about to be sacrificed to a wrathful lust god.

...

What do you do?

[]...Just kidding.
[]'Little brother'?
[] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

>>34180500
>Onegai, onee-chama!

>>34180500
>[X]'Little brother'?

>>34180500
>[X]...Just kidding.

>>34180500
[X] Tell them you were kidding, but before Sayaka has time to get mad, hug Kyoko and tell her she is your best friend and you consider her family too. Basically making the moment emotional enough that Sayaka cannot get angry.

[X] Then ask why the heck she considers you a BROTHER.

>>34180500
>Laugh. Laugh hard. Laugh the longest and most sincere laugh Chiaki Matsuda has ever laughed in her life since she last lost her memories.

>>34180500
>[x]'Little brother'?

And if anyone, ANYONE, ever says anything bad about the Three Stooges ever again, I will find your IP address and kill you.

>>34180500
[x] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.
but
[x]'Little brother'?
"I'm not...THAT boyish looking, am I?"
That'll be a blow to Chiaki's vanity, maybe as bad as being Ol' Noodles.

>>34180500
>[X]...Just kidding.

Pfahahaha

>>34180500
>[]...Just kidding.
And apologise. The joke was too good to pass up.

>>34180500
[X]>>34180521 and then
[X]...Just kidding.

Not even a sister? really?

>>34180500
>Fall off the stool laughing, brace for a thorough kicking.

>>34180500
>[] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

Welp. Might as well get something out of this.

We should continue the act THEN start laughing and running.

[x] Try to contain laughter.
[x] Fail.
[x] Little brother?

>>34180500
>[X]...Just kidding.
>[X] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

>>34180500
>[]...Just kidding.
"Onee-chantachi~"

>>34180559
Naah, it will ruin the joke if we take it too far. Besides it fits better if we laugh together with the voices in our heads.

>>34180500
>[x]'Little brother'?
I resent that comparison!

Did we just piss of Braids? Again?

Meh, we can say that it was the fault of Dildoes and Murderface.

>>34180500
ahahaha, I love it.

Yeah, I love the idea that Kyoko and Homura is just a thing that can't happen.

Best bros forever, but romatically, there's just zilch between then. The universe just isn't infinite enough to contain that pairing.

>>34180519
>ask why the heck she considers you a BROTHER.
It's not complicated, it's the same way Chiaki feels about Kyoko.

There's just zero sexual charge between the two of them.


...I kind want to push this to more ridiculous extremes with Kyoko just to see Sayaka's expression.

>>34180571
Maybe your right, oh well.

>>34180583
Nah, we cheered her up with the piano, this has cheered the other two up.

>>34180500
In this order :
>[X]'Little brother'?
>[X]...Just kidding.
>[X] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

>>34180500
[X]...Just kidding.
[X] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

Sayaka is going to murder us during our next sparring session.

>>34180589
So you are saying there is a sexual charge between you and your little sister?

The point is why does she consider you a little brother. As in MALE. Rather than little sister.

>>34180583
When has ANYONE seen Chiaki laugh? Even for the three stooges, when?

>>34180500
That is a hell of a reaction out of Kyoko. Why is best girl forever out of reach?

>[X]...Just kidding.
>[X] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

Hey, if Kyouko is actually offering, then we should go for it.

>>34180519
Changing this to a more simple:
[X]...Just kidding.
[X]'Little brother'?

Also, can we please just skip the threesome nonsense of the last thread? I want to get to that damn ceremony in this thread.

>>34180500
>[X] That... that joke sounded better in my head.

>>34180500
>[X]...Just kidding.
>[X]'Little brother'?
Shake your head and mutter out 'why'.

>>34180630
when Chiaki started shooting at the would be rapists of Iori?

>>34180639
Sayaka would probably rather die, and then you have the issue of Midori, and Wendy.

It's just not feasible.

>>34180639
Of course she's not REALLY offering. She's doubling down.

There is only one possible response: Escalation!

>>34180654
See, this is much healthier. We aren't even killing anyone, such progress!

>>34180630
Kyoko sometime after we killed Kirika.

>>34180654
Well, she did basically have an orgasm when she shot off the kneecap of that bitch a couple threads back. I think Chiaki might be a bit messed up.

>>34180500
>[X]...Just kidding.
>[X]'Little brother'?
>[X] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.

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>>34180500
[x]Pull this face.

You have mastered the cool ojousama, we have channeled the grumpyness of over 900 years old worth of grump, now its time to master THE SMUG.

Pull a face so smug the officio will takl about it for the next 5 years.

Chiaki gonna get hit.

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>>34180672
>Chiaki might be a bit messed up.
>a bit messed up.
>a bit.

>>34180500
>[X] That... that joke sounded better in my head.

>>34180500
...to be honest, I didn't expect her to say yes. I like that she did, but...no, was not expecting it.

>>34180672
She has a fetish for exploding kneecaps.

That's perfectly normal.

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>>34180500

>>34180703
Which vote won?

Also, ceremony this thread?

>>34180695
>Damage control

>>34180681
[X] "seriously, if I wasn't a messed up cripple with the emotional range of a house-brick, I'd tell you that I love you guys. no homo," Deadpan it.

>>34180500
>[x]'Little brother'?
z

>>34180500
>[x] Immediately move on before things get too awkward too fast. Talk about if it's applicable for your situation with Midori and Wendy.
quickly change subjects, hopefully get Sayaka to forget how Kyoko seems to almost agree. Don't want to give them trouble or anything.

>>34180708
Nothing fancy, 'just kidding' with 'little -brother-?' shortly behind.

>>34180521
This. Followed by,

>[X]...Just kidding.

>>34180703
>Kyoko wan sum fug.png

I missed the voting period, but this is the best chuckfuck I had recently.

>Looking like a blushing virgin bride about to be sacrificed to a wrathful lust god.

Now we know what it is like to be Kharn.

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>>34180733
I found her reaction delightful.

Worth the beating we are getting from Sayaka.

>>34180752
We do have the hat. We should put it on sayaka or Kyoko just to break the tension.

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Nothing new this week, I've been kinda busy.

I did start shading this though

Best thread in years and it hasn't even started yet!

>>34180752
and hey, at least Sayaka has an opening to bring up the subject of a threesome.

>>34180768
This thread is getting better for my heart.

>>34180768
We appreciate your work, our fuwa fuwa and adorable Hat-chan~!

>>34180768
>Those scars
Perfection. No wonder Pinky wants some of that.

>>34180500
>[x]...Just kidding. If I was going to have one, it would be with Midori and Wendy.

>>34180770
I remember when we first got the hat and had our first warmaster meeting, one option was to ask what kind of panties everyone was wearing. We should have chosen that.

>>34180743
This isn't just chucklefucking

This is ADVANCED chucklefucking

And I love it

>>34180768
>Look at all that health.
>Even Chiaki

Truly a great time to be alive.

>>34180500
We shoulda gone with, "You know it'd have to be a foursome...I wouldn't do ANYTHING like that without Midori there~"

>>34180794
Always one.

>>34180752
Wished we were wearing it while we said it.

>>34180768
So, what's your opinion on drawing threesomes?

>>34180803
TURBOCHUCKLEFUCKING.

>>34180803
Two out three homus agree with you.

the last one is too pure

homu homu

>>34180800
Nah, then we'd just be Kharn. That's no bueno, we need to be our own thing.

>>34180768
Finally, I can see her butt.

>-2500 Sayaka points
>+1000 Kyouko points

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>>34180837

>>34180865
Worth it.

>>34180804

All the pancakes went to her butt.

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>>34180865
WORTH.

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>>34180875

>>34180834
For once in her unlife, Dildos is not actually being a dildo!

>>34180878
I'm getting a boooneeeeer~

To all the other anons, I forgot. Are we currently wearing the hat?

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>>34180875

>>34180893
That should be no, though it would be prudent to check now.

>>34180886
Dildo is best dildo!

>>34180865
Totally worth it.

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>ITT:

>>34180893
It hasn't been mentioned explicitly one way or the other, I think.

It's conceivable that we took it off when we entered Charlies, though.

>>34180893
If we were wearing the hat, the proposition would have worked.

>>34180893
We are always wearing the hat in the penis of my heart

>>34180901
I just assume we have the hat one all the time.

Or that in this case, our lust summoned the hat onto our head.

>>34180908
Never has that been more appropriate.

>>34180908
The most forbidden

Kyoko why

Why must you be best girl, and yet forever unreachable

>>34180925
I'm usually the opposite, I don't tend to imagine it there unless it's explicitly written that it is.

So is Chiaki the younger brother or elder brother?

>>34180959
Twin brother.

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>>34180829

's not happening.

But I'm really amused by how pale Chiaki is in comparison to Midori, though.

Oh, right, forgot there was another drawing this wee: Chiaki and Midori drawn like 70's Hanna Barbera cartoon characters

>>34180949
It depends for me on whether we're in Warmaster mode, or if we're in downtime.

This was supposed to be the latter, so no hat.

I Imagine we were wearing it 'til we got in the door

>>34180943
She's not unreachable, anon.

We just have to take out the rest of the competition first.

These girls gotta figure out that we never mean anything we say in a deadpan.

OUR ONLY POSSIBLE RESPONSE

>Please, I'd never cheat on Midori like that.

>...It'd have to be a foursome.

>>34180983
Kyuubey-Doo! Where are you?

>>34180999
I am 90% certain that Kyoko is playing along.

I want to kyouko Kyouko's kyoukos.
Is this bad?

>>34181029
We must escalate. The one who backs down is the one who loses.

>>34181034
No. In fact if this were not true something would be wrong with you.

>>34181034
Show some restraint, Sayaka.

>>34181040
Did this just turn into Threesome Chicken? Are we going to end up happily cooking dinner for Sayaka and Kyouko in a few months because we were CHALLENGED?

>>34181040
>Chiaki in bed between Sayaka and Kyoko
>"Huh, that escalated quickly."

Nee nee Decu-chan? Day in the Life of the Watch-Wearing Dildo (non-paperwork edition) when?
Basically Zero Hour, but with Chiaki instead of O'Neill

>>34181055
"So, how was your day, Sempai?"
"Eh. nothing special, just wound up sleeping with Kyoko and Sayaka"
YANDERE INTENSIFIES

>>34181034
That's perfectly healthy.

Kyouko, after all, is best girl.

>>34181048

I am strangely ok with this chucklefuckery.

>>34181048
GOOD END

>>34181107
I bet the real reason Kharn became a sex demon is because Kyouko rejected her.

>>34181048
>Are you asking me for a CHALLENGE?!!!

>>34181154
DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUCE

Man, does anyone have that image of homura and kyoko sitting together while ghost Sayaka and madoka look on?

>>34181048
I can dream, NECO

I can dream

>>34181002
Operation: Foursome y/n?

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This is not okay.

>>34181323
...I am going to suggest that we cut to the three of us staggering out of Charlies absolutely drunk as all hell three hours later, and leave the exact details to the imagination or writeup.

Man, it sure is a good thing that we never have to spar with Sayaka ever again. Because it would be really bad if we did.

>>34181365

But we are

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>>34181323
This is more than okay

>>34181302
...yes. We do have Midori's cellphone, yes?

>>34181365
>Implying we have a choice

Gonna get the shit kicked out of us.

Worth it.

...So worth it.

>>34181380

Yes, we do. We've called her and gotten calls from her before.

We can also pulse her thanks to soul gem link

>34180518

You reach out with a hand, and carefully pat your blushing best friend on her bare shoulder. The sudden physical contact making her stiffen, but otherwise she keeps her gaze locked with yours. "Y-yeah? What is it, Murderface...?" Kyoko asks in the smallest, most nervous voice you've ever heard the Eversor speak in. "...What?"

Leaning in close, still keeping a grip on her shoulder, you murmur your response - but loud enough so that the cape-wearing frozen statue behind you could hear it too.

"...I was just kidding."

You barely have enough time to enjoy Kyoko's expression of absolute shock and embarrassment before a cold hand clamps down on YOUR shoulder with the grip of death itself. Each finger as cold as ice, digging into your flesh like claws, even through the silk glove material covering each one.

"HA. HA. HA." A monster growls in your ear, the sound leopard-wet and angry. "VERY. FUCKING. FUNNY, MURDERFACE."

You got your justly-deserved desserts moments after that, in the form of Sayaka pulling you off your stool, dropping you to the floor like a sack of bricks, and then giving that sack of bricks a good, rousing kicking. Granted, it wasn't all that painful - Sayaka missed half the time, way too angry to aim properly or kick properly, and you were able to shield your head and face from any inopportune ones - but even then, as you were being subjected to something no Warmaster should ever have to tolerate from their subordinates, you could hear the two spirits inside your Desert Eagle laughing harder and louder than ever before. Their laughter so infectious that you found yourself laughing as well, your shoulders shaking in time with your silent giggling.

It spread to your own tormentor as well, her kicks stopping for her to collapse against the bar, also laughing in between gasps for breath. Kyoko joined in after a while, seemingly having recovered from the shock of your punchline and now seeing the hilarity of the situation.

[1/2]

>>34181302
If we're gonna do this, we might as well go full-on FORBIDDEN LOVE.
>Operation Fivesome y/n

>>34181411
Operation fuck everyone

>>34181403

Such as it is, anyway.

After a few more half-hearted kicks (and a bit of cheeky poking with the butt of a manifested spear) all three of you got back to your seats at the bar. The finished ramen bowls disposed of, and your two subordinates surprisingly agreeing to sharing a post-meal drink with you. Charles was good enough to get the two of them glasses without you asking, even pouring Kyoko a tall shot of iced strawberry milk when she decided that Kong wasn't for her.

"...No, seriously. What'd you bring up threesomes for?" Sayaka had asked after all of you had more or less settled down, nursing her half-full glass of Kong. "Wait, don't tell me. You want to do one with Wendy and Midori, right? You want to try that with both of them, is that it?"

How do you respond?

[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
[]How do I do it? Got any ideas?
[]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

>>34181411
With Mami, or Wendy?

Or why not both? Operation sixsome y/n?

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>>34181411
n

>>34181430
Kharn kind of did that already though.

>>34181431
[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

Opinions!

>>34181431
>[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
Right lets get back to business.

>>34181431
[x]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.
[x]Leader of Squad Heartcatch

>>34181431
[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181431
>[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181431
>Nah. Midori's clearly not okay with Wendy anyways, her answer is pretty obvious. I'd have better odds of a foursome with her and you two.

>>34181431
>[x] Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

It's complicated. I'm not just asking because I'm thinking with my... hat.

>>34181431
>[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181431
>[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

DANGEROUS WATERS

>>34181431
>[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181431
>[x]I don't know what to do.

>>34181431
[X] Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181431
[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
[x]How do I do it? Got any ideas?
If nothing else, the stabilizing of inter-personal relationships will be good, even if it never gets to a threesome.

>>34181431
>[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
Mention that it's more then just a sex thing. We want to try a full on relationship with two other people.

>>34181431
[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
But mention WHY we want to do it besides the sexing. Not leaving any of them out.

>>34181431
[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

It's crossed our mind. Might as well ask.

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>>34181431
>[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
>[]How do I do it? Got any ideas?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ANONS. DON'T GIVE UP.
THE PRIZE IS IN SIGHT. WE MUST FIGHT ON.

REMEMBER WHAT WE FIGHT FOR!

>>34181431
[X]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

So another thread filled with nothing but threesome.

>>34181431
>[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
>[X]How do I do it? Got any ideas?

made it in time dood!

>>34181431
>[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181431
>[x]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

>>34181431
[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181509
We fight for not having the entire world crumble in on itself. Because, you know, we still have to fix whatever we fucked up.

>>34181431
[x]How do I do it? Got any ideas?

>>34181510
If we give up now without having talked about threesomes, what will we have gained.

What we have gone through, nay, what every man in the history of mankind has gone through must not have been meaningless. We must press on!

>>34181431
>[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
>[X]How do I do it? Got any ideas?

Well, we've already come this far.

>>34181431
>[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
>[x]How do I do it? Got any ideas?

>>34181431
>[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
>[X]How do I do it? Got any ideas?

>>34181540
No anon.

We fight for waifus.

>>34181509
This is why Wendy is not an actual character in the story, but just a blow-up doll.

>>34181431
>[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

Should we wait on it until we have stabilized our current relationship? We don't want to ruin things by rushing in to them.

>>34181431
"Threesome" was probably the wrong word, in retrospect.

I just ...don't want to lose Midori. But I feel like I owe Wendy better, too."

[X] Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

...back to Heartcatch org.

>>34181431
>[x]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

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>>34181431
[X][]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

Additional:

>"I...I made promises. Really important ones. I just don't want to fuck anything up this time."

>>34181558
If I let the opinions of retarded fans sway my opinion on characters, then I'd hate every single waifu. But I just judge them as they're written in the quest itself.

>>34181521
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>>34181453


Reminder from Yesterday.

Anyway, just so we are clear on this:

Chiaki is clearly not good relationships.
Chiaki is new to relationships.
Chiaki likes Midori but is not even sure where this is going.
Chiaki has already problems with handling Midori, just because she fucked Midori didn't let those issues Chiaki and Midori have magically vanish.

So, now that we are clear on the facts, there are actually people in this thread who believe that Chiaki , who has no idea about Relationships and already has her hands full with Midori, should have a POLYGAMOUS relationship with Wendy and Midori.

Now, knowing all this, my question is: ARE YOU PEOPLE PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED?
Trying to go for both will leave us none.

>>34181558
Hooray for 2D fuck toy characters.

>>34181431
[X]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.

>>34181540
And what of world would it be without threesomes, huh?

Would it be worth living in?

Huh? HUH?

>>34181431
>[X]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

Had our fun and they're obviously not comfortable with this.

>>34181587
You're overthinking this way too much.

>>34181585
So a character that gets put in bondage during an important meeting with her tits being the defining characteristic of the scene?

>>34181587

Which is why we're asking them

>ARE YOU PEOPLE PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED?

Obviously, yes.

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>>34181587

But seriously;>>34181431
>[x]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

>>34181604
Hatchan, do you actually expect people in this thread to understand obvious social queues like normal people?

>>34181587
second

>>34181587
It's why we're asking for help. We're not locking ourselves into trying the three-way route just yet. Pants-on-head retarded is going in without any advice at all and expecting it to work out at all.

>>34181587
You do realise that they don't want a polygamous relationship?

They just want Chiaki to have sex with as many girls as possible. Actual relationships don't enter into it at all.

>>34181587
I'm banking on Kyouko and Sayaka knowing this as well. With any luck, they'll tell her the same thing: Don't go for it.

Better to get the questions over with.

>>34181635
Pretty much. Advice is the least we can get from this.

>>34181587
Fool!

People like you are the ones who destroy peace, break apart love, and turn hopes into despair.

To live... a man must Dream!

Fight on!

>>34181587
This is why we're asking for advice. Tread carefully. Also, we're already kind of stuck with Midori, and she kind of fucking saved our life so we can't ditch her. Wendy's a valuable person from the past, and we're only seeing if a threesome would actually work. We haven't talked to Wendy about if she'd want to hook up with us again (has she?), so we're just playing it safe for now. No threesomes have been confirmed (yet).

>>34181587
>Trying to go for both will leave us none.
We're already supposed to destroy the world.

Might as well have some fun before we blow it all up.

>>34181431
>[]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

>>34181632

Not really. I don't expect people in these thread to treat the characters like people with their own thresholds, which we have clearly crossed, but I can try!

>>34181625
She wasn't put in bondage, it was just a ribbon around her neck. Ended up coming in handy when Midori threw a wrench in the gears. And her tits didn't even come up at the time.

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>>34181651
We're a woman.

>>34181587
>>34181629

We're asking about the possibility and implications of having a three-way relationship, not necessarily diving headfirst into one.

>>34181604
I'm not sure if Sayaka and Kyouko are necessarily uncomfortable with the subject. The Blueberry was, after all, the one who gave us the idea of a threesome in the first place.

>>34181625
Yeah. As someone pointed out in the previous thread, Wendy is a fucktoy. Nothing more.

>>34181651
Please put on a trip so I can filter your HURRDURR /b/ level humour.

Pretty please?

>>34181431
>[]Do you think it's a good idea? I want the opinion of someone who's been in a relationship for so long.
>[]How do I do it? Got any ideas?
"I still feel some attraction towards Wendy"

>>34181672
Yeah, while we're at it lets just give a 9 year old dreams about me getting groped. That's not really stupid and creepy.

>>34181669
If they're so uncomfortable with it why the fuck did Sayaka bring it back up instead of let it lie?

For that matter, what makes you think they're uncomfortable talking about it in the first place? Sure when it was involving them that was an issue, but I see no signs of that in >>34181431

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>>34181587
>Trying to go for both will leave us none.
And that's noir as fuck. At least they'd be safe from whatever goes down when this "fall of Chiaki Matsuda" finally kicks in.

>>34181431
>[x]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

We've had enough fun.

>>34181714
IT
ENDS

>>34181703
Didn't Midori tell us her illusions worked based on what the person under them expected to see? I have a feeling that can be blamed a bit on Misaka too.

>>34181717
This quest left noir behind a very long time ago mate.

>>34181587
Well, yeah.

This is just building foundations. It's clearly not going to happen for a long time, if ever, but the potential is there.

>>34181674
Thats... actually a good summary of MGNQ

>>34181651
With kindness comes naivete. Courage becomes foolhardiness. And dedication has no reward.

>>34181431
>[]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.

>>34181726
It had nothing to do with Midori. It was Wendy's powers and Wendy's forced dreams.

>>34181674
How do you know that we aren't just a very convincing trap? At no point in the story did Decu hint about our 'equipment'.
Honestly, with how often our memory goes to shit, I wouldn't be surprised if we were convinced we were a girl simply out of habit.

>>34181726
Wendys techniques are not Midoris techniques. Wendy specialises in dreams.

>>34181752
No

>>34181431
Dammit, I missed voting time. Don't care, saying it anyway.

>[X] Well, yeah, but that's kind of secondary to wanting to be able to care for both of them adequately. The sex is kind of a bonus to the whole "keeping our promises" thing.

>>34181752
Well, there is the whole thing about there not being any magical boys.

Also, I feel sure Midori might have mentioned.

>>34181752
Pretty sure Midori would've made mention about something like that, given that we already slept with her.

>>34181746
>>34181759
The point I'm getting at is that it's not a stretch to imagine illusions can probably follow a pretty similar formula, especially if you're not investing much time in programming them.

>>34181780
I'm not sure that sex even has to enter into it.

[Chucklefucking intensifies]

>>34181796
That's a complete ass pull. Midori is the only character so far to utilize the subconscious in her illusions.

>>34181796
Given that Misaka found the thing uncomfortable after waking up and actually ASKED Chiaki to never do it in her presence? No.

Wendy implanted that dream.

>>34181823
...dreams aren't related to the subconcious now?

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>>34181812
Sex is the only reason we are going for it.

>>34181823
Really? I thought that Midori that the basis of Callidus illusions was what the victim expected, and that's why they were so effective. And Enishi backed that up when we were talking about illusions during the Ruri contract.

>>34181875
Speak for your strawman.

>>34181846
Just because you don't want to see something doesn't mean you wouldn't expect it to happen.

>>34181867
Oh shit that right. Misaka must want a random Burgerlander she doesn't even know the name of to get molested by her big sister in a dream.

>>34181885
I was actually speaking about /tg/. And you know it full well.

>>34181846
she implanted the dream, but I'm not sure she actually intended that.

I think the chest ballooning might be something similar, her insecurities given form by her powers.

Might have spent a bit too much time practising with the knife and not enough with Callidus powers.

>>34181898
Wendy put that there. She's the one-man dream team

>>34181922
>cannot read sarcasm

>>34181917
I guess she wants to just be a sex toy then.

I never actually found Midori all that appealing in the first place.

But I don't really mind which option wins.

>>34181940
jealous of Midori's "assets" is all.

>>34181917
Yeah, that makes sense. I mean I doubt Wendy designed every single detail of the dream. Wendy wants to be groped, so it manifested in the dream.

So basically it was Wendys subconscious mind that created that scene accidentally. It was a dangerous scene and she did not have a lot of time to create the dream afterall.

I think thats perfectly understandable and forgivable.

>>34181932
No, I read the sarcasm. That's why I'm saying you're retarded

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I started shading Midorin

Again, it just calls attention to how pale Homura/Chiaki actually is.

>>34181974
>dem tits

>>34181974
Porcelain skin just like a princess.

>>34181949
That may be because she's been relegated to shitty moeblob status ever since Siberia. Not to mention the first time she's gotten a chance to be an actual character again in the story she just so happened to act like a retard out of nowhere in the stupidest way possible.

>>34181983
Necrotic skin just like a corpse.

>>34181940
Thats whats she has basically been all along. I seem to recall that the first time she appeared in that dream contact, Chiaki groped her ass throughout the dream.

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>>34181983

Chiaki is the best princess

>>34181974
>"Chiaki! You got a tan!"
>"Flash burns. Stood to close to a nuke."

Since Wendy has infiltrated our dreams before I wouldn't be surprised if it was Wendy herself getting groped, not just a figment of Misaka's imagination.

>>34182013
Both Wendy and Midori are getting turned into objects to pander over rather than being active characters. It's starting to get really bullshit.

>>34181987
Conveniently she turned retard the same time Wendy fully appeared in the story.

>>34181911
Yeah, /tg/ hivemind is probably in it for the sex, *I* just feel bad about all the promisebreaking, even though I don't actually give much of a shit about Wendy in particular (having not read any writeups she feels like kind of an awkward insertion into the story). It's the principle of the thing, dammit, and a fairly in-character way for Chiaki to tank her preposterously successful love life to boot.

>>34181987

She's insecure and has a history of being really jealous of any potential competitors for Chiaki's attention.

I think it's good that she has real flaws as a character, even if I didn't think that the kissing stunt was a lapse in judgement on her part.

>>34182013
The FIRST time, I believe we murdered each other. Later there was groping.

>>34182040
>>34182052
Especially since it's been shown she can do her job properly under pressure. You know that time she was okay with killing her only friend.

>>34181587
Chiaki knows she cannot into relationships. She's stuck between hurting the feelings of two people who obviously care about here, and is asking her Trusuted Equerry about what appears (in direct kneecapping-of-problems logic) to be a solution that makes everyone happy, one which she only thought of after said trusted Equerry mentioned it in the first place.

>>34182041

She is an awkward insertion and deculture pushes her at every turn. waifufags go for it all the time

>>34182032
Your viewpoint is the one that is changing, not their characters.

>>34182040
Worth bearing in mind: That wasn't a QM action, but a real "player" behind that character.

anon is not the only one who can chucklefuck with the best of them, anon.

>>34182041
Basically this.

I think that Chiaki's downfall should be based on more broken promises, and this is a good start.

>>34182052
Er, I mean even if I do think that the kissing stunt was a lapse in judgement.

Fucking autocorrect.

Can someone go over the parallels between MGNQ and PGQ for me? I'm lazy.

>>34182070
SSshhhh, players cannot into logic.

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>>34182022

Is this a joke about her scars? I think they're cute!

>>34181974
Dem scars tho

>>34182032
Yeah. There was supposed to be a ceremony where Chiaki was supposed to officially become the warmaster.

Instead, we now have had two (or has it been three?) threads about Chiaki fucking Wendy and Midori. How much you do you want to bet that the Warmaster ceremony is going to be over in one or two scenes.

This is no longer MGNQ. Its MGHQ. Try to get them all!

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>>34182016
Old or not, I still love that one.

>>34182115
What, you can't dig a chick with scars?

>>34182083
Before and during Siberia Midori knew how to work under pressure and wasn't a complete moron. She even got angry at us suggesting she was a stupid rookie who didn't know anything. So unless she got hit by the retard bat her character has changed.

>>34182071
Which ironically has turned her from a real character into the mindless sextoy who exist to be fucked. I wonder if thats what Decu wanted?

Though its kinda happening with Midori too these days.

>>34182126
That was an indication of appreciation, not disdain.

I dig scars. I dig the hell out of scars. Call me Indiana Jones, because I'm an archaeologist when it comes to digging those scars.

>>34181974
Pale butt best butt.

>>34182112
I have zero problems with the scars (she's like a tiny Balalaika, which is only a good thing), I was just trying to think of a scenario where Chiaki might not end up with pale skin. I wouldn't put it past her to have a Davy Crockett or SADM lurking in the shield.

>>34182144
>Though its kinda happening with Midori too these days.
It's utter shit as well. Midori went from someone who could help a bunch of people rape and idol. To someone how has trouble with their own job and looses their cool in difficult situation since the end of Siberia arc.

>>34181431
>[]Shake your head. Maybe you should drop the idea for now. Talk about something else instead.
Hope i'm not late, hope i'm not late...

>>34182150
We just need another ACTION arc

>>34182144

She wasn't a sextoy up until the point the hivemind started pushing for a threesome.

I normally don't really get riled up about this sort of stuff, but holy shit this is getting out of hand. I'm pretty sure that anon doesn't really want Chiaki to have a functioning relationship with two other people, but just wants to fuck 'em 'cuz that's the new hotness and having one is boring.

>>34182173
She does have a Davy Crockett actually. It was confirmed earlier in the story.

>>34182173
The Davy Crockett is canon. Had to hide it from Misaka.

>>34182173
Davy Crockett's actually confirmed ages ago.

>>34182193
I actually want to see Chiaki have a functioning relationship with two other people, it would be interesting.

>>34182221
Same

>>34182221

I'm not averse to that either, I'm just getting a very strong impression that the relationship is tertiary at best, and most of the people here are just pushing it for the sex option (consequences be damned).

>>34181987
I think it's good that Midori has issues (like her possessive/jealous streak) and it informs her actions (kissing during the meeting). It shows she isn't just a mo blob. Doing stuff like that gives her character depth.

>>34182185
Y, you are literally like a half-hour late, anon

There are banners that mark the end of the voting periods and everything

I don't mean to call anyone out here, but I have no idea how stuff like this happens

>>34182221
Writing a realistic functional relationship with those three would be absurdly difficult and would literally have to turn this into a quest about relationships.

Then again, its been several threads about threesomes, so maybe its already happened and I just did not notice.

>>34182244
But she had depth. The problem is the things that made her not just a stupid moe blob changed between Siberia arc and the concert arc.

>>34182252
Turn up late, reading through thread, you post when you encounter the option, without finishing the rest of the thread, because if you're already too late, you're already too late.

But if you're not too late, every second counts.

>>34181974
H-h-h-h-h-hat-chan... I n-n-need more s-s-shading. It's glorious.

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>>34182161

I have to say that "so that's where all the pancakes go" had me cackling like a maniac so I want to throw that line around as many times as I can

>>34182240
Strong impression? Most of the people who vote for it openly state that they want sex directly.

If you voted for it because you actually wanted a working relationship, then you are an incredible minority.

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It's probably worth reiterating that the character our protagonist is based on is infamous for coddling an otherwise competent person into uselessness out of a desire to keep her safe, though that ultimately went in a different direction entirely.

This isn't necessarily approving of Chiaki doing something similar here, but it makes a lot of sense.

>>34182193
I want to see Chiaki fuck everything up

>>34182261
>realistic functional relationship with those three would be absurdly difficult
After a meeting like theirs it would take some amazing writing to not make them want to kill each other walking down a hallway.

>>34182280
Alright fair, I do this with voting banners sometimes too so I've been there.

All of you will pay to Pinky, Chiaki will suffer and it's all anons fault.

>>34182261
People have grown complacent.

It's actually surprisingly in-character. Complacency leads to stupidity which leads to everything TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.

I can't wait to get to phase 3.

WHAT IF
WHAT IF THIS ENTIRE STORY
IS AN INTERVIEW
BY NECO

>>34182299
The problem is that we've barely had a choice in the matter. She just gets shoved off screen when anything important starts happening.

>>34182194
>>34182199
>>34182204
[FAST NEUTRON CAPTURE INTENSIFIES]

>>34182335
>NECO is interviewing Chiaki after Pinky has been beaten, getting stories for the autobiography
>These are the stories Chiaki tells her.

>>34182313
Yeah. And about 50 threads focused on nothing but that.

So either the relationship is going to be pathetic, or this quest is going to become all about the threesome.

Personally thats what pisses me the most. I hope Oriko will kill them both, so that this will actually become a proper story again.

>>34182339
well, except the time we went to rescue Misaka.

That was a deliberate choice to sideline her.

>>34182356
But it's one of the few we've had and it's annoying.

>>34182355
I just really hate to see character in this quest getting flatted out like Wendy and Midori are.

>>34182356
The way Decu wrote Midori in that scene basically made absolutely certain that she would not be chosen.

>>34182280
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I was going to say.

>>34182348
You guys think she has a Tsar Bomba?

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>>34182339

This anon is right.

Basically, right after we got from Siberia, we sent her on her own mission with Kyouko to show that we trusted her being capable.

That worked out fine.

What's happened with her since then?

A date, sex, and then insiting on coming with us for the meeting.

It's all very in character for Midori, but

the big problem is that we don't see her being capable on screen.

So people only remember the scenes in which she has appeared (date, sex, insisting) and forget everything else about the character.

>>34182388
You know what this means we need, right?

Midori writeups.

Get on it, Hanegawa.

>>34182355
I would actually be okay with one of them dying. It neatly resolves our ability to DO anything about broken promise, gives us a good reason for angst, and cuts off an uninteresting threesome arc that's an unfortunate accessory to the character development I want to push for (that is, Chiaki continuing to try and live up to all these expectations she lets people set for her, and inevitably fucking it up)

>>34182385
That's why people are so mad about it. It was completely out of character.

>>34182388
It's one of the main reason I think that so many people are getting sick of Midori. We haven't seen her be cool and effective like she was in Siberia since Siberia and it was why we liked her so much.

>>34182333
I really wish Decu has the balls to have this threesome shit ruin all the relationships and leave Chiaki utterly alone.

But its not going to happen. One way or another, this quest will end with Chiaki and Wendy together. Midori may or may not be included.

>>34182388
Oh Hat-chan, where would we be without you?

>>34182129
>>34182063
>>34182184

Two words.
Get Fucked.

>>34182412
>It was completely out of character.
Or it could be that it was in-character, and you just don't know the character as well as you think you do.
I think it was in-character with what we've seen of her.

>>34182412
>That's why people are so mad about it. It was completely out of character.
...You realise that that was a call taken by the real Midori?

It is quite literally in character.

What you mean is that you couldn't see it coming. Which isn't the same thing at all.

Real people sometimes do things you didn't expect. That is exactly what happened here.

>>34182388

I think part of the problem is that most of the missions we've had are pretty high on the difficulty scale. Midori's not exactly a rookie, but she's nowhere near as experienced as Sayaka/Kyoko/Wendy are. Siberia showed that she has a lot of potential, it just needs to be grown so that she doesn't pull another "get fucked".

There was some thought to assigning her to some missions to give her that experience, but progression in MGNQ is fairly slow. Even without the relationship stuff that eats up a lot of the threads, it's going to take a loooong time to get to that point.

>>34182412
>Out of character

Midori has an established jealous streak, and has consistently said embarrassing things in front of others.

>>34182423
I wouldn't discount Deculture just yet.

He's surprised me before. I still have hope.

>>34182423
>threesome shit ruin all the relationships and leave Chiaki utterly alone.
This is really the only realistic out come. The moment they met they basically hated each other from the get go.

>>34182424

I don't know. Somewhere better, maybe?

I'm just saying that Chiaki hasn't really been coddling Midori.

It's just the perception we have because it's been so long since ANYTHING has happened with her.

I don't want to sound like I'm waifu'ing, but it's really distressing when your favorite character has gotten, well... I don't want to say nothing. Midori has gotten a lot of love recently (haj).

It's just not the kind of scenes that made me like her in the first place.

>>34182411
Personally I want them both to die. As soon as possible.

Wendy is already a mindless sextoy. I don't think her character can be redeemed.

And Midori is just going to get ruined even more as things go forward, until she too is a mindless sextoy. Better she die now, so she be remembered atleast somewhat well.

DAILY REMINDER THAT DECU'S ORIGINAL PLAN WAS TO GET WITH MIDORI UNTIL SOME GUYS DECIDED THAT FUCKING WITH MIDORI WAS A GOOD IDEA

>>34182423

I don't want Chiaki to lose any of her relationships, but the desire to just move on with the story is pushing me there.

But this threesome business is jading me something fierce. Like that other anon said, I can't even think of Wendy without recalling all of this threesome shit and sextoy stuff.

>>34182475
and then they kissed.

We really need, in character, to ask Wendy about how that happened.

>>34182263
I'd agree that leading up to Siberia the focus was on her positive traits and recently it's been been on more negative characteristics. But that's life people aren't awesome 100% of the time they have good and bad points.
Plus Midori has started being an instructor since Siberia that's some positive character stuff.

>>34182388
Yeah.
Why has everything been taking so long, anyhow?

I've noticed that, oddly enough, it feels like the most entertaining parts of the quest (say, pretty much the first 30 threads) are pretty snappy, whereas the more boring ones drag on forever.... and forever... and forever. (40 threads of Ruri! I actually kinda do like the idols, but it just went way too long. I'd kill for another Iori writeup or two, though.)

Of course, there are exceptions like the Walpurgisnacht flashback, with some exceedingly interesting world building and a chance for the players to seriously fuck things up in a manner that isn't totally retarded and out of character.

>>34182496
*get with wendy

>>34182478
It's killing me too Hat. Midori arc was one of the best arcs of this series so far.

>>34182516
The instructor thing will likely just end up pushing her off screen at important time more and more. How is she meant to be on missions when she has to stay at base teaching.

>>34182261
>Writing a realistic functional relationship with those three would be absurdly difficult
Well, if anyone can pull that, it's Decu.

>>34182540
I thought the original plan was to get with Lori?

>>34182470
But PMMM is all about despair. Abandon your hope.

>>34182536
Business is business! We're efficient at getting missions and shit done, but we suck with all the side stuff.

>>34182536
It does feel like Decu's pacing is getting slower and slower as the quest progresses. We haven't even seen a new golden weapon for like a year and a half or something. We got the first 4 really fast in comparison..

>>34182557

It was until the players shot Nitori's kneecaps out.

Then Mendy showed up.

>>34182387
No, but a magical girl would easily be able to lift something bigger than the Davy Crockett, like the W80's physics package.

>>34182496
I'm pretty sure Deculture's original plan for Midori involved a 9mm retirement package before we ever learned her name. HE barely even knew her name, in fact, since he had her give two different ones and then had to explain it in the story.