Ha ha time for dendrites.

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"Cecile, wake up!" someone says as they push on my shoulder in an attempt to wake me up. "C'mon, it's morning and you have school."
"'kay..." I groan as I reach for my glasses.

...wait, I'm already wearing them? Great, that means that I went to sleep with my glasses on and now they're gonna be all grimy and stuff.

"I'm wake..." I mumble as I swat away the hand of whoever it is that's trying to get me up, using my other hand to push myself upright. "...oh."

As I open my eyes, I find that Christine's standing right in front of me.

"Good morning," I say, taking off my glasses to wipe the lenses clean.
"Sorry if I woke you up earlier than you wanted, but I'm heading off to work right now and I didn't trust Theresa to wake you since she always leaves at the last possible second..." Christine sighs.
"No, it's fine," I shake my head. "Thanks."

Allison usually lets me sleep until whenever, so I guess this is nice. I'm still really tired since I didn't get much sleep last ni-

Oh god damn it I just remembered what happened last night.

"Are you feeling okay?" Christine peers into my eyes. "If you have a headache, we have plenty of ibuprofen in the cabinet."
"...thanks," I sigh.
"But don't take that stuff on an empty stomach or you'll end up with an ulcer," she says, snapping her fingers. "The fridge is full of food, so go ahead and make yourself a big breakfast if you're hungry."
"Uh, sure," I nod.
"I bet Theresa would -really- like it if you surprised her with a home-cooked breakfast, by the by..." she says, winking at me. "But that's just an idle thought... now I really ought to get to work, so byee!"

And before I can even say so much as a thank you for letting me stay here for the night, Christine races out of the house.


>go get something to eat
>go upstairs and talk to theresa
>call charlotte and ask about things
>[OTHER]

>>34243812
>>call charlotte and ask about things
>>[OTHER]
make breakfast of course

>>34243812
>call charlotte and ask about things

>>34243836
this. Homemade hashbrowns and whatnot.

>>34243812
>>call charlotte and ask about things
Namely, about the self-awareness the branches appear to possess.
>>[OTHER]
Make breakfast!

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>>34243812
>call charlotte and ask about things

So, are we ever going to go back home and sleep in our own bed?

>call charlotte and ask about things

It hits me that we can always try to change the color of your clothes , hair and san in a emergency or before investigating some building. Might come in handy someday.

>>34243812
Make Theresa food, like an omelet or something.

>>34243812
>go get something to eat
ask questions when we are not hungry

>>34243892

*skin

>>34243812
Hahah time for Breakfast makin'
I wonder if Cecile can cook...

>>34243812
>call charlotte and ask about things

>>34243887
We probably should, but we also probably won't.

>>34243887
>So, are we ever going to go back home and sleep in our own bed?
we could, but the Sun sleeps where she damn well pleases

>>34243812
>go upstairs and talk to theresa

>>34243812
>make breakfast

I'm not sure it's a very good idea to call Charlotte so early in the morning. Especially since you don't need to be a genius to guess that this is what she was warning us to not ask questions about.

>>34243925
Louiza and Archibald can confirm that she does.

>>34243812
>>go upstairs and talk to theresa
If we can trip and accidentally on purpose grope her, that would be great.

>>34243887
We can't our bed is cursed, we have to have all the sleepovers.

P.S. Calling Charlotte while at Theresa's house seems like a dick move, can we do that later?

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>>34243948

>>34243966
you used the picture of Marcus for Andy bro

>>34244039
And he cut his tongue off, not bit.

>>34243812
how about
>>go get something to eat
make breakfast
>>go upstairs and talk to theresa
as not awkward as possible
>>call charlotte and ask about things
at/after school

>>34243812
Lets cook her a thing, seems like the cool thing to do.

>>34244062
not completely off, otherwise there wounld'nt have been anything for the doctor to reattach it to

>>34244021

Letting Charlotte walk home in that state without even offering our clothes seens more dickish.

>>34243751
So I was thinking of doing a wood carving related to FD (once I finish my two other projects) any suggestions?

I was thinking Theresa in her disguise, since long hair is a bitch and I can't do for shit.

>>34244021

Is it...?

Like sure, Theresa is jealous of Charlotte, but is it really that much of a dick move to talk to other friends? I guess we knew Theresa longer, but still.

>>34244129
All I am asking is that we wait just a bit.

>>34244112
Yeah, should have given her a jacket or something.

>>34244129
Running to Charlotte immediately the first thing in the morning is a dick move.

We should wait until we get a perspective from normal Theresa before calling her at least.

>>34243812
>go upstairs and talk to theresa

>>34244163
Marcus' pic is Mina with a mustache.

>>34244163
Didn't do that on purpose, just a hobby of mine.

>>34243812

>Text charlotte, and ask if her breach talks to her.

Don't wanna call this early in the morning, but might as well ask.

>>34243812
Cook a food.

>>34244150
Isn't Charlotte not a morning person or am I full of shit?

>>34244150

Well we aren't immediately running to her (in the literal sense), but I can see where you're coming from.

>>34244218
Would be kinda needy/clingy.

>>34243812
>>call charlotte and ask about things

>writing

>>34243842
What do you guys want to ask her about?

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>>34244177

Hesitated to include that little gag because it's just silly, but hell.

>>34244277
Can we name pinwheel guy, Female Body Inspector?

Just noticed - isn't it weird that the votes on suptg dropped right at Thread 12?

>>34244284

Wait until he thoroughly inspect us first.

>>34244388
what happened at thread 12 again?

>>34244416

Theresa shipping, unsurprisingly.

>>34244416
We watched anime. It was awful.

>>34244388
Analhurt Charlottefags

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>>34244445

I'm still mad we didn't pick Conan.

>>34244451

Honestly it's kinda pathetic how easily /tg/ get mad and petty over these things.

>>34244432
But Theresa is wonderful.

>>34244445
I liked CC's reaction.

>>34244451

At that point Charlotte was winning by a landslide, wasn't she?

>>34244388

Desperate Theresafags.

>>34244490
Pretty much. I think it was me and two other guys who had already accepted Theresa as best grill.
I'm not sure how much things have changed, but it seems a lot more even now.

>>34244490
Yes, but then people soon realized that other characters have barely had screentime and that we've been hanging on Charlotte's teat for the longest.

I for one just want to stop relying on her so fucking much. I want to be our own woman.

>>34244533
Sorry, this doesn't seem like a plausible reason for votes dropping off.

I'm guessing the novelty of the quest just faded around then and people found something else. Maybe another quest was starting right around then or something.

>>34244564
>I could make myself useful by aking her breakfast.
Is that MAKING or BAKING oh god I'm never going to find out

>>34244564
>with the way her Branch works, she could have very well have done whatever she wanted to me while I ws asleep on the couch

Rapist Theresa is the best for holding back.

I just want Theresafags and Charlottefags to get along and realize that archelon is best girl.

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>>34244533

I can understand that, but at the same time, Charlotte's the one with the most information. I feel that if we had more trust in Irene she'd be nice for information too, or probably in the same boat as Charlotte where we're on her case too much.

>>34244561

I kinda feel archelon's quests are just falling in popularity. PGQ isn't as active as it used to be, which can be viewed as either a good or a bad thing, but you can tell it has less of an audience now.

I miss the old threads, but hey, what can you do?

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And once again, I'm alone.

Not COMPLETELY alone since Theresa's upstairs, but still... I'm the only one down here. And since I have no idea when Theresa's gonna come down here, I guess I could make myself useful by making her breakfast.

Even though her evil split personality thing tried to molest me in my sleep. And with the way her Branch works, she could have very well have done whatever she wanted to me while I ws asleep on the couch-

Nope nope nope nope. She said that she'd leave me alone so I'm going to believe her. Worrying about it would only serve to add stress, it's not like I'd be able to do anything about it.

Just my luck, a girl who pervs on me has an ability that's perfectly suited to said perving.


>[1/?]

>>34244490

>>At that point Charlotte was winning by a landslide, wasn't she?

It came out of fucking nowhere, man. I even though it was a joke, or something.

>>34244607
then Theresa wakes up with our panties in her hand

>>34244583
i'd say it's making for the cold stuff, and baking for the warm

>>34244605
Irene has more info, and would probably give us some.

>>34244607
Stop lying to yourself, CC. You know you like it.

>>34244609
I guess CC just had a crush on Charlotte for a bit, and now she has one on Theresa as well. Maybe because of the cool way Theresa acted during that confrontation.

>>34244609
She had all the screentime at that point.

>>34244533
>I want to be our own woman

Good luck with REMOVE increasingly taking over.

>>34244607
>Just my luck, a girl who pervs on me has an ability that's perfectly suited to said perving.

Wait till we meet Ball-of-Arms Girl.

>>34244609
You talking 'bout Theresa confessing? Yeah, that was brutal. Especially since we all thought she was the shy one.

>>34244625
Last time I checked Charlotte's associates didn't try to cut us with tiny triangles.

>>34244625
irene is surrounded by crazies and is maybe just really good at hiding hers

>>34244630
That and CC has been perving on her for a year.

>>34244638
So we can guilt trip her.

>>34244635
or people being faggots and trying to block the charlotte route (BEST ROUTE)

>>34244663
I honestly liked Charlotte best back then, but now I honestly like Theresa more.

>>34244663
It is just a quest, go eat a sandwhich and calm down.

>>34244676
I still prefer Theresa as a friend more. Charlotte is better waifu material.

Plus I still want to try and get Theresa and Mina back together.

>>34244663
But she's only the best because we've seen her more

>>34244698
>>34244676
It's PGQ all over again

>>34244635

That's because we're at the point where everyone's trying to get what they want and Cecile acts dumb as a result of it.

Kind of like how Reinhold was acting pretty retarded in the first parts before the route lock.

Really, I just hope that it goes by quick because Cecile acting like a horndog, noting every perverted thing and imagining it as well is pretty annoying. I like Joshua more because of it. Cecile's hormones are just off the god damn charts.

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>>34244716
>Plus I still want to try and get Theresa and Mina back together.

>>34244638

>>Last time I checked Charlotte's associates didn't try to cut us with tiny triangles.

Make you wonder what kind of she works with. Will Gauthier ever need to send back up?

>>34244733
But acting like a retarded horndog is perfectly in character for a teenager.

>>34244663
shhhhhhh theresafag your bait is weak

>>34244716
>Plus I still want to try and get Theresa and Mina back together.

Holy fuck we've been over this shit

>>34244638
>Last time I checked Charlotte's associates didn't try to cut us with tiny triangles.
What associates? We didn't meet any. Just her little zoo that's under her control.

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>>34244727
I just hope the waifu wars here are less bloody then PGQ because fuck that was annoying as hell to be caught in the middle of.

>>34244676

Same. Theresa showed a lot of new aspects these last few threads, while Charlotte got increasingly big sister-like.

Charlotte keeping denying /u/ just made me think it makes more sense for an in-universe standpoint to have Cecile start to give up on her and pay more attention to the one who's showing actual interest.

In truth I would be fine with any girl but when the waifu keep denying any interest it's no surprise she's gonna lose.

Just look at Sylvie and Nicolette.

>>34244765

I guess? I still don't really like Cecile as an MC though. I like Joshua a lot more.

>>34244775
Learn how to use capitals and punctuation.

I swear to god if you make a commies vs capitalism joke...

I am kinda feeling out of it for dropping PGQ when douchebag got to use a sealed king and it counted as fair.

>>34244802
I don't like the notion of someone making decisions in a quest based on not liking the main character.

>>34244792

Nah, It's just Theresa vs Charlotte, we are fine.

...For now.

>>34244859
And then I introduce the secret fifth waifu option and ruin everything.

>>34244859
I guess it's time for ....

>>34244878
beat me to it

>>34244859

Irene will come kidnap us in the middle of the night.

And then "Ronny" will come save us with his "Totally not Magneto" Branch and the unstoppable waifuing force will meet the unmovable 100% /u/ object.

>>34244878

We all know Pinwheel guy is secretly a girl, arch. And that you'll only reveal that once we got our waifu.

>> 34244802

Give Joshua more choices and see what happens .

>>34244916
I think route locks shouldn't be a thing. It should be more like a route lease.

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>>34244826

I still think about that part of the quest every time and I still think it wasn't a good decision to change the dice rules right at that moment. That 20 at the end was pretty much ruined because of it.

>>34244840

I could deal with it. I find no reason to make dumb decisions anyway. I'm just hoping I can grow to like her more as time goes on.

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>>34244607

After walking over to the sink and washing my hands, I open the fridge and inspect the contents. And just like Christine said, this thing's fully stocked. After grabbing a loaf of bread and some eggs and other things, I pour myself a glass of orange juice and had to the cabinet to locate something with which to cook with.

Skillet... yeah, this one's a decent size.

Today's breakfast shall be EGGS AND TOAST! I cold probably try for something more complicated, but I nowhere near as good a cook as Allison is. Plus, I don't really feel like putting forth THAT much effort to cook.

Yeah, I'm lazy. But whatever.

Once the bread's in the toaster and the eggs are frying on the stove, I walk back over to the couch and pick up my phone. Theresa isn't up yet (I think), and that whole episode with her split personality and all that really has me worried.

Call or text... eh, I'll call her. Texting her doesn't guarantee that I'll get an actual response right away.


>[2/?]

>>34244801
I wonder what will a frustrated CC do once Char denies the /u/ boat once too many times.

>>34244944

allison pls

>>34244942

Joshua can still console the Irene. Remember that she's only a 5/10 on the /u/ scale.

>>34244944
Yeah. It made sense when all the waifu options were princesses and any sort of confession would result in bad things if we went back on it, but with this quest we're just a teenage girl with superpowers. We've already kissed one potential waifu and sletp with another. Routelocking in this is going to be very difficult.

>>34244957
Have sleepovers with everyone.

>>34244949
I wonder if Char has Lokie spying on CC during her sleepover and I wonder how much she is fuming when rapist stalker almost got the CC.

>>34244878

Will she be a regular trap?

>>34244979
Joshua is fully on board with irresponsible waifu. Anon. Give it up.

>>34244987
When do we get a sleepover with Mina?

>>34244988
>lokie
>low-key
>spying

>>34244957
REMOVE now with 100% more rape?

>>34245011
I wonder what the sun's favourite position is.

>>34244988
>turn on the tv
>"mysterious 50ft tall beast woman rampaging across the city"

>>34245011
That would just lead to Theresa route. Since the overshine thing made it clear it's in love with her.

>>34245022

Unbowed, unbent, unbroken.

Though for us the "unbent" part is a bit too late.

>>34245024
Why did I laugh.

>>34245022
Sticking it where the sun don't shine obviously.

>>34245051
Why do I imagine a penis shining as the sun?

>>34245031
>Since the overshine thing made it clear it's in love with her.
You assume that it's capable of the emotion known as "love."

>>34245066
Okay. Possessive of her.

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>>34245011

Hope she doesn't go bad end on us like Arcueid did when Shiki raped her.

>>34245066

Does that mean you're a Branch yourself arch?

>>34245089
Isn't Arch the gardener?

>>34245065
Spending to much time on 4chan I'd presume.

>>34245066
>>34245080
>implying yandere love is not the purest form of /u/

>>34245066
I would be willing to bet a dollar that it knows the emotion 'lust' then.

>>34245116
Is lust really an emotion?

>>34244949
damnit cc you are going to burn the eggs
.... stupid cooking instincts are making me anxious over fictitious breakfast

>>34245130
Flustered and confused.

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>>34244949
>[3/3]

RING

RING

RING

"Nn... Cecile?" Charlotte mumbles.
"Hi, Charlotte," I say as I walk back over to the stove and tend to the eggs. "Sorry if I woke you up..."
"No, it's okay," she replies. "Yesterday's fight just took a lot out of me, that's all..." she yawns.

Good, now I feel a little bit less guilty about calling.

"So what's up?" Charlotte asks. "You're still at your, umm... -friend's- house, right? She wouldn't be offended by you calling me up, would she?"


>how do I respond?

>>34245130
No.

Help me Char, can a branch take over the user to rape someone? Hypothetically. Because I feel like I could be raped now.

Aww Theresa stop hitting me while you are invisible.

>>34245169
>umm... -friend's-

She thinks we are lovers?

Or she knows Theresa has the branch? Of course she knows.

>>34244946
> to change the dice rules right at that moment.

This makes it worse.

>>34245201
Nah, she's just jealous.

>>34245169
"Nah. By the way, what do you know about voices in your head and or split personalities?"

or something like that.

>>34245169
"i needed to ask you something... do branches have personalities and can they permanently take over someone?"

>>34245216
She did get into a pretty big cat fight to save her girl. Perhaps Forest Witches take on the animal's possessiveness for mates.

>>34245218
yeah, this is great

maximum shock value

>>34245201
Presumably she doesn't know about the Branch and is going to be mad once we let it slip.

>>34245240
REMOVE was also pretty possessive when it grilled Luiza.

>>34245169

"It's exactly about her that I wanted to talk about."

>>34245240
Charlotte seems to be the most yandere.

Voices don't count.

>>34245185
There is confirming Theresa has a branch, and there is this.

>>34245169
Ask about the remove mode.

>>34245270
Is it bad that I like her more now because of it?

>>34245257
Sun is just being Sun.

>>34245284
I am in support of this.

Quick question.

Should we just evasily ask about voices and risk that Charlotte make the connection on her own,

or should we spill everything now and hope she forgive us?

>>34245287
>Is it bad that I like her more now because of it?

I'm not too fond of yandere but it's better than perfect proper lady.

>>34245270
Charlotte seems to be the most yandere only because she's the only one who's latched onto the hope of being with CC.

I wonder what Theresa would do if she thought she really had a shot and got the idea that she could improve her odds with her powers.

>>34245216

Jealous of what? I don't think she's jealous the same way Theresa is jealous of Charlotte.

>>34245169

Ask about that trance stuff.

I do remember her asking if we were hearing stuff somewhere in the beginning of the quest.

>>34245318
Honestly, it feels like the longer we keep this secret, the more people are gonna get killed when this comes to a head.

>>34245318
I am always for spilling to Char, but as a good friend we need to get Theresa on board with it.

She is the only one losing out if things go down hill.

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>>34245287
This is /tg/ and this is pretty much the most /a/ quest. So what do you think?

>>34245340
>Jealous of what?
Of CC spending "private time" with Theresa. It obviously provoked a jealous reaction in the previous thread, and she's conspiciously asking about it now.

>>34245351
So we talk to her after the discussion with Char?

>>34245330
Try to taze someone.

>>34245365
The only proper way to treat your yandere is to outyandere her. Follow her around all the time and act even more jealously.

>>34245385
Please. I'm sure with her special invisibility power she would get more creative than just that.

>writing

>>34245318
You know if we go down the Charlotte route, the whole lying to her about the most important part of her being in town is going to be a hurdle.

>>34245351
>>34245318

It have to be face to face though.

>>34245399
Nah I mean Theresa went into badass mode already.

>>34245366
I am not sure if I caught it the last time. Could you point me to it anon?

>>34245409

Brace for impact.

>>34245365
>Cuddle

So lewd.

>>34245169
So yeah about that... do you know anyway to hide a body?

>>34245169
"I think my branch has given me some sort of split personality. Twice now when my friends have been in danger I've just gone on auto-pilot and done horrible things to whoever endangered them. I'm afraid of hurting someone."

>>34245454
I like that we were warned about this a while back.

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"I'm still over here, but I don't think she'd mind," I say. That sounded kiiinda like jealousy just now, but I have more important things to worry about right now.
"Oh. Umm, okay," Charlotte replies in an uneasy tone. "So, er, what made you decide to call me so early in the morning? I doubt that it's just that you wanted to check up on me..."
"Um, yeah," I mumble. "I actually had something I wanted to ask you about."
"Oh?" she sounds surprised. "Well go ahead."


After taking a deep breath to try and sttel my nerves, I start talking.

"Umm, what do you know about split personalities?" I ask. "Or, umm... voices..."
"Wh- WHAT!?" Charlotte shouts. "Cecile, you're not..."

I can hear what I assume is Loki cawing loudly outside.


>[1/?]

>>34245615
>I can hear what I assume is Loki cawing loudly outside.

Outside Theresa's house or outside Charlotte's?

>>34245615
Oh shit

>>34245650
Outside Theresa's house.

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>>34245666

>>34245666
We know why she sounds so jealous now.

>>34245615

Ok, we already REMOVEed enough in this quest.

>>34245615
Smooth operator, handled with the extreme tact. While we're at it we should ask her about her opinions on girls loving girls and killing kittens.

>>34245654
>>34245712

Her reaction isn't really surprising, and neither is Loki watching us (because we specifically requested it).

The important thing here is we're talking about the evil psychopathic entity we're sharing headspace with, rather than keeping it to ourselves. Try to bottle something like that up and next thing you know you're wandering the streets at night compulsively killing anything that looks at you funny and raping maids.

>>34245615
WE just had to call her, we could have had a decent day but now Charlotte is going to make us quit cold turkey.

>>34245739
Why?

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>>34245801
You say that like it is a bad thing.

>>34245801
>evil psychopathic entity

Nothing proove that REMOVE is evil.

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>>34245615

"Calm down... calm down..." It sounds like Charlotte's holding the phone away from her mouth, but I can still hear her freaking out on the other side of the line.
"Charlotte?" I call out.
"Yes, um... sorry," she sighs. "Umm, why exactly are you asking me about that? Is this just out of curiosity, or did something happen?"

She sounds really worried. And I know this'll just serve to make her even more worried, but asking her about Theresa directly will blow her cover as a Branch holder since I don't think that Charlotte knows about that so I'll have to use myself as the example instead.

"Twice now... both times that I was attacked by Branch users, I just kind of went on autopilot and did really messed-up things to the people who put my friends in danger," I say. "At first I thought that it was just me flipping out like people do when they get really mad, but now I'm not really sure... and I'm worried that I'll actually end up killing someone if it happens again."

>[2/?]

>>34245832
At the very least it's greedy, violent, and completely unfettered by anything resembling human morality.

Philosophical debates aside it boils down to the same thing.

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>>34245615

>>34245836
Great. Now Charlotte will be given a mission to bring Cecile down.

>>34245836

There. I said it.

I didn't say ALL of it for obvious reasons, but I just listed the stuff that pertains directly to myself.

"Cecile..." Charlotte's voice wavers. "I hoped that you'd be lucky enough not to have to deal with this."
"With what?" I ask.
"On rare occasions, they're content to just sit back and watch things or even cooperate with the host," she sighs, "but I guess you ended up with a violent one."
"With a violent what?" I ask. "A violent split personality?"
"Yes," Charlotte replies. "If it's made its presence known, I guess there's no point in trying to keep it a secret from you."

>[3/?]

>>34245977
Yeah probably should have told us about that.

>>34245929
Nah, she will just make us smoke the whole pack.

>>34245977
Getting kissed stops it, so we just need to not split the group.

>>34246067

Who say it won't need something stronger next time?

>>34246014

She said bringing attention to it would only make it worse.

>>34245929

And if ever cross that bridge, maximising her affection should come in had in situations like this.

>>34245977
>[4/4]

"I'm sorry," Charlotte sighs. "Sometimes the simple act of warning a Branch holder about it causes the alternate personality to surface... as if it's trying to defend itself. That's why I didn't want to tell you about it right away."
"Uh..." I mumble.
"And it can hear everything that I say to you, so maybe it would be best if we talk about this face to face?"


>yeah, after school
>yeah, after I have breakfast and stuff
>no, over the phone is fine
>maybe some other time

>>34246148
>yeah, after school

>>34246148

>yeah, after school

>>34246148
>yeah, after school

>>34246148
>maybe some other time
does this smells like BURNING EGGS to you?

>>34246148
>yeah, after I have breakfast and stuff
Skip school.

>>34246148
>Should I call in sick or can it wait until after school?

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>>34246148
>yeah, after school

Choice can't be made any easier.

Wonder if the voice will annoy us during school.

>>34246148
>>yeah, after school

>>34246184
>>34246186

No. Enough.

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>>34246148
>yeah, after school
We'll bang, okay?

>>34246198
Asking her opinion on how important it is for us to have this talk isn't a bad thing. I suspect she'll say it can wait.

>>34245977
>"On rare occasions, they're content to just sit back and watch things or even cooperate with the host," she sighs, "but I guess you ended up with a violent one."

"Split personality" my ass. We have a parasite in our brain.

>>34246148

>yeah, after I have breakfast and stuff

Fuck school. Seeing that "illuminat" is real, we should just drop out by now.

>>34246148
Guise is she talking to us or to it?

>>34246148
>yeah, after school
We're going to have a truant officer after us if we miss any more days. After school is fine.

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>>34246336
Those are a joke.

>>34246336

But what if the truant officer is another route?

>>34246336
That's no problem. We can just REMOVE the truant officer.

>>34246336
I didn't even know those existed until I just googled it now.

>>34246385
>But what if the truant officer is another route?
Sexy female truant officer route has been CRUSHED.

>writing

>>34246385
Don't give Arch any ideas. We'll end up with a truant officer who is somehow another branch user as well.

>>34246417
Noooo! We lost the femdom route!

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>>34246417

Welp, we fucking lost boys.

>>34246417
Damn it Arch, i wanted to see that one happen

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"Yeah, okay," I say. "But can it wait a little while? I still need to eat breakfast and go to school and al that."
"Oh yeah..." Charlotte mumbles. "You're cooking for her, aren't you."
"Huh?"
"Nothing," she sighs. "After school is fine with me, just give me a call before you head over."
"Will do," I nod.
"Great. I guess I'll talk to you later, then..."

With that, we say our goodbyes and hang up.

Just in time for me to avoid burning the eggs.


>[1/?]

>>34246621
>"Oh yeah..." Charlotte mumbles. "You're cooking for her, aren't you."
>"Huh?"
>"Nothing," she sighs.

If Charlotte doesn't confess next time they meet she deserve to lose.

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>>34246621
>"You're cooking for her, aren't you."
We can cook for you too!

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>>34246621
Charlotte needs to hurry up and even the playing field, its like she doesn't even want to be a waifu

>>34246652

Then we should do a actual move on her rather than just keeping droping spaghetti.

>>34246652
Well, she did she her kiss us, then her stalker persona kiss us.

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>>34246621


"Hey Mom, you made breakfast?" Theresa calls out, "I thought you said you were too busy to cook today..."

Wiping the sleep out from her eyes, Theresa walks into the kitchen in an ill-fitting tanktop and a pair underwear...

"...uh." she stares at me.
"Good morning?" I say, waving the spatula at her.

I guess she forgot that I spent the night here.

>[2/?]

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>>34246800
I MADE SPAGHETTI!

>>34246800
>IT WAS ME, $BRANCHNAME$!

>>34246800
Arch, you are the coziest QM.

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>>34246800
time to eat spaghetti

>>34246800
"Last night was amazing."
The reaction would be great

>>34246858
I am so tempted.

>>34246858
"Well I'm sore, how about you?"

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>>34246858
if only we were making dinner, we could go for the classic "Welcome home dear, would you like dinner, a bath, or me?"

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>>34246800

"Eheh..." Theresa glances down and pulls her shirt over her underwear. "It's usually just me and my Mom here so I'm not used to, uh... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!"

Without another word, the legs that earned Theresa a place in the track club propel her straight out of the room and up the stairs. A few seconds later, she comes running back into the kitchen, now wearing a pair of gym shorts... that honestly don't cover up much more than her underwear did.

And it's not like I haven't seen her in her underwear a ton of times to begin with, so I don't get why she freaked out like she did to begin with... whatever.

"Sssssssso I see that you made breakfast!" Theresa stammers. "It smells great!"
"It's just eggs and toast," I shrug. "But your mother suggested that I make breakfast so I did."
"My Mom..." she starts blushing even harder than before.

>[3/?]

>>34246959
I'm rooting for both Theresa and Charlotte...
Why must you do this to me Arch?

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>>34246959
> the legs that earned Theresa a place in the track club propel her straight out of the room and up the stairs.
Mmmmmm!

>>34247050
Yeah I am in the same boat.

>>34246959
>[4/4]

From the way that Theresa's acting all shy and stuff, I guess she doesn't remember what she did last night. Great.


>bring it up now
>it can wait until later, let's eat
>[OTHER]

>>34247085
>it can wait until later, let's eat

Let's not spoil the mood immediately.

>>34247085
>bring it up now
But do it really fucking carefully and make sure she knows it is not in any way her fault.

>>34247085
>bring it up now
voting for chaos option

>>34247085
>it can wait until later, let's eat

Food, then awkwardness.

>>34247085
Charlotte thought not mentioning it would be the best policy. If it comes out again, we can talk with it about what it intends to do, but for now it's fine.

>food

>>34247085
>bring it up now
>make her talk with her branch somehow
Also, try to explain to her branch that it's doing everything wrong.

>>34247085
>>[OTHER]

Never bring it up

>>34247085

>it can wait until later, let's eat

Let's talk with Charlotte first.

>>34247085
>it can wait until later, let's eat

>>34247085
>>it can wait until later, let's eat

>>34247085
>bring it up now

>>34247085
So I take it you don't remember sneaking down here last night?

>>34247085
Blindspot just wants to get into our thong, it should be fine to tell her.

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>>34247085

>it can wait until later, let's eat

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

>writing

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Eh, it can wait. Besides, I'd rather not confront her about something like this so early in the morning.

"So, umm, you want to eat?" I ask. "Or if you'd prefer to get changed first, I don't really care..."
"N- no, I'll eat you right now!" Theresa stammers. "Er- eat your food right now, I mean!"

Completely flustered, Theresa past me and goes into the cabinet, pulling out a plate for each of us.

"Here you go!" Theresa says, handing them to me. "O- or if you'd prefer, I could prepare our plates myself..."
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it," I reply. "You can go ahead and take a seat at the table."
"Alright!" she stammers as she runs over to the kitchen table and plops down onto a chair. "Cecile's home cooking..." she sings to herself with a wide smile on her face.

>[1/?]

>>34247374
What a vergin. God damn. I'm a thouroughbread netizen and even I wasn't this bad.

Also, I was banned for spamming a week ago. This is my first post in like a month...

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>>34247374
>"N- no, I'll eat you right now!" Theresa stammers.
You so fucking love this, don't you Arch?

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>>34247374
damn it Theresa, this is why I can't pick a side

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>>34247374

"N- no, I'll eat you right now!"

>>34247425
Not a virgin.
Just awkward.

>>34247430
>>"N- no, I'll eat you right now!" Theresa stammers.
>You so fucking love this, don't you Arch?
Oh yes.

>>34247425
>>34247430
>>34247441

I think it's the voices in her head that did that.

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>>34247445

>not a virgin

>>34247374
>Smiling Theresa.
Fucking saved.

Seriously arch I hope you get blown by a squadron of super models.

>>34247466

She was with Mina for the good part of the previous year, remember?

>>34247445
I'm talking about how her panties are holding more liquid than the Indian Ocean over eating her crush's cooking. It's not something to work yourself into a lather over, unless her soul is pure white.

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>>34247445
So she knows what to do.

>>34247466
She fucked Mina for a year, remember?
Wait, how old are we again? Because it's a year since Mina and Theresa broke up, which means Mina and Theresa where really young when they started going out.

>>34247499

The three of them are 16.

It's not that unusual for 15 y.o. to lose their virginity.

God knows there exist outliers to compensate, right?

>>34247499
Just checked archives, they're all 16 years old so Mina and Theresa where 14 when they where together

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>>34247511
I was thinking they might currently be 14 years old, 16 makes more sense.

>>34247511
>God knows there exist outliers to compensate, right?
r-right

>>34247511

Isn't someone 19?

>>34247540
Charlotte

>>34247540

Allison and Charlotte.

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>>34247374
>[2/2]

I dunno what she's so happy about, it's just eggs.

But whatever, I made this food and she's all excited to eat it so I guess my efforts weren't wasted. After splitting up everything evenly between the two of us, I prepare our plates and head to the table, sliding one over to Theresa before sitting down with mine.

"Thanks for the food, Cecile!" Theresa says, showing me her best smile.
"Eh, it's just eggs and toast," I shrug. "This's like the simplest thing I know how to make."
"But still, you took the time to cook for me, and..."

I wonder if this is how Allison feels when she cooks for me.


>talk about a thing as you eat
>just watch theresa be all awkward

>>34247540
And Joshua is like 17-18 IIRC

Arch, on a scale of vanilla to anti-kink hose research facility, how freaky is the cast?

>>34247540
>>34247543

Charlotte and Allison.

>>34247552
>I dunno what she's so happy about, it's just eggs.

Yeah, it's not like she'll ever have any use for her owns herself. :^)

>just watch theresa be all awkward

>>34247563

He won't say.

He is too pure for that.

>>34247552
"So multiple personalities, huh."

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>>34247552
>just watch theresa be all awkward

This includes making comments as if we're on the Discovery Channel.

>>34247552
>talk about a thing as you eat
Ask her if she often sleepwalks. Don't tell her that she did sleepwalk right away if she shows a reaction.

>I wonder if this is how Allison feels when she cooks for me.
Well I sure hope not!

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>>34247597

>>34247552
>talk about a thing as you eat
>>34247604
>Ask her if she often sleepwalks. Don't tell her that she did sleepwalk right away if she shows a reaction.

>>34247552
>talk about a thing as you eat
Ask more about what we were like when we went all REMOVE

>>34247641
We got pretty hot. I don't own. Reaction face with an appropriate expression for how sarcastic this pun is.

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>>34247611
Some specimen are more forward and even a bit agressive with their rituals..

>>34247511
>>34247516
They were 14 when they started going out, and broke up when they were 15. The relationship didn't get physical until shortly before the end, which is part of why the breakup went as poorly as it did.


>>34247563
>Arch, on a scale of vanilla to anti-kink hose research facility, how freaky is the cast?
Theresa and Mina are vanilla.
Charlotte is a pure maiden.
Irene is a mystery.
Luiza likes it rough.
Allison is whatever you want her to be.

>>34247681
mai haato


>writing

>>34247690
>Allison is whatever you want her to be.
no wonder she's so popular

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>>34247690
>Irene is a mystery.
That we'll never solve

>>34247690
>Charlotte is a pure maiden.
not for much longer if I have anything to say about it

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>>34247690
>Charlotte is a pure maiden.

Yep, no doubt. Best girl.

>>34247690
You wouldn't answer me when I asked that.

>>34247552
Say something to make her even more flustered, I don't really care what.

>>34247715
That just means we can imagine all sorts of perverse and/or cute situations involving her and none of them will be wrong.

She's like the Schrodinger's Cat of sexual freakishness right now. Schrodinger's Pussy if you will.

>>34247762
>Schrodinger's Pussy if you will.
I will not. I will not!

>>34247552
So, I take it you don't remember last night?

>>34247762
As long as we never get to know her she will remain the perfect waifu!

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>>34247762
Obligatory.

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>>34247762

This means there are small bombs inside of Irene!

>>34247792
Beat me to it.

>>34247792
>Schrodinger's boipussy

>>34247374
Once I learn how to carve faces reliably this is going to be the first thing I'll make.

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>>34247794
>tiny bomb theory
To this day the sheer retardation of that gives me secondhand embarrassment.

"This's really good, Cecile!" Theresa says as she wolfs down the food I cooked.
"Thanks," I reply.

It's garbage compared to Allison's, but if she's happy with it then so am I.

"Hey, are you going to school today?" Theresa asks.
"Yeah," I shrug. "I don't really feel like going today, but it's probably a bad idea for me to skip too often."
"I guess," she nods. "Well, I'll buy you something for lunch to pay you back for this!"
"Whoa, seriously!?" my eyes grow wide.
"Yeah, it's not like I can't afford it," she laughs. "and I know how much you love eating on other people's dime...

It is my secret shame.


>[1/?]

>>34247806
I don't remember ever seeing his dick so we do not definitely know Schrödinger's Sex yet.

Archelon, your characters are so heartwarming, it lifted me out of my depression. I wanted you to know that.

>>34247847
>secret shame
some secret if people know it

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>>34247845

Nah, it's pretty legit.

I'm sure I have that Gohda picture somewhere but I can't be assed enough to dig through my folders.

>>34247799
I almost didn't post it, cause I figured someone else would.

>>34247882
You're just using depression as "oh I felt kind of down yesterday" here, aren't you.

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>>34247901
Yeah, totally legit, right up there with Rosatrice.

>>34247910
More of the sexual abuse as a child, anti-depression pills and a therapist kind of depression.

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>>34247847

How do I bring this up? Just say it outright? Work it into something else? Avoid it? I really want to avoid it entirely, but that's definitely the wrong choice here.

Might as well bite the bullet.

"Do you ever sleepwalk?" I ask.
"Uh." Theresa drops her fork. "..what do you mean?"
"You know, waking up somewhere other than where you went to sleep..."
"D... did I do that last night?" she says, staring at me. "I didn't do anything weird to you, did I?"
".......maybe?"
"oh god damn it"

And then she disappears entirely.

>[2/?]

>>34247934
Then I find it very hard to believe a quest on 4chan made you start acting entirely differently and turn your entire life around.

>>34247949
It just made me happy, I am sure it won't last.

>>34247942
Theresa, please.

Also everyone who wanted to fluster her, please. This is your fault.

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>>34247931

I still haven't watched that Rosatrice video, but I'm sure it's absurd. Should I even bother?

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>>34247942
>And then she disappears entirely.

You have no idea how much I am smiling right now.

>>34247955
Yeah, that makes much more sense. Feeling good doesn't mean you turn your depression around.

Since I'm pretty well experienced with depression myself, I know how it goes.

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>>34247959

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>>34247942
SOGODDAMNADORABLE!!!

>>34247931
>While bored, Gohda decided to show off a new knife trick he learned to Nanjo and Kumasawa.

Every time.

>>34247998
I don't know. I was one of us.

>>34247942
>Theresa drops her fork.
> "I didn't do anything weird to you, did I?"
>".......maybe?"

this is great

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>>34247942
>[3/3]

I should have expected that reaction.

"Theresa?" I call out. "Come back, I'm not mad at you or anything! I mean, I'd really appreciate it if you never did that again, but I still don't hold a grudge against you!"

That wasn't very reassuring, but Theresa pops back into sight a few seconds later along with a Synapse headache.

"Cecile I am so so so so so so so SO sorry!" Theresa says, bowing her head so low that it nearly touches the table. "I thought that it was awesome that I can go invisible but the power came with another me and she wanted me to push you down but I'm not that kind of girl so please don't hate me!" she pleads. "I'll keep her under control, so don't think that you have to worry about me going invisible and feeling you up or anything..."
"Uh, sure?" I say, unsure as to how I'm supposed to take that.


>ask another question
>leave it as it is