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So, if you've been following the twitter, you know what's up this week. If you haven't, don't worry, we're still getting more time in Paris, this is just a oneshot. Basically, I really wanted to do something like this for a while, and then realized we had a perfect character to do it with. So here we are.

Archive here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989

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You're not actually sure what you think about the witch sitting across the empty desk from you.

On the one hand, she's got the talent and the spark to be an incredible leader of men- one of those once in a lifetime, legendary commanders, the kind forever enshrined in their national memory. Maybe not another Joan of Arc or Napoleon, but up there with the likes of Le May or Nimitz, for sure. Well, kind of, you don't think she'd be as bombastic as Le May.

But she's haunted by the baron, and it's robbing her of that. She's too focused on getting through without losing anyone, and the fact that he's eating himself up with that untamed talent of his is ruining her. Well, that and she's clearly and painfully in love with the guy- it's not too hard to see why, if their history is to be believed, and it's not the first time you've seen something like this, but it's not healthy, either. Men like the baron, they tend not to get happy endings, at least not that you've ever seen. But, it's not really your place to judge, though if she were one of yours, you'd transfer her out and put someone older in her place. Someone less likely to be as awed by she is by some blind heroics, someone with a bit more experience.

Maybe yourself. You can think of more than a few uses for someone like the Baron, and only a couple of them aren't in the air.

1/2
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“So you're stationed with us again?” Commander Kazanski- you have no idea why they all use their callsigns among themselves all the time, must be an aviation thing- asks.

You nod. “Dat's not exactly right though, no. I be stationed at de same base, I not be stationed withcha, like I am here.”

“So do I need to plan on you quartering with us?” She asks. “Admiral Nixon's asking me how big a building we're going to need, and-”

You shake your head. “If I do, I only be staying with you a day or two. De admiral, he be clear there's work to be done on de front, and I be the one to do it.” You'd add in that you're leaving this old castle tonight- the admiral himself handed you the mission briefing and gave you your travel orders, and there's a Marine CH-53E already loaded with your personal belongings and equipment out on the pad.

She nods. “I'm sure we'll still have room if you need it.” She says.

She pauses, looking at you for a minute. “Listen, I know I haven't always seen eye to eye with you, but-”

You interrupt with a laugh before she can apologize. “Don you be worrin bout dat none, no. I know you be havin different priorities dan me, and dat weights on you. I no be takin it personal.”

She nods again, gratefully. “It's just- with Frank- and I-”

You lean back. “You be worried bout de baron, dat much be plain.” You say. “And it be eatin ya up.”

She hesitates, but nods.

[] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
[] What you did here will help. He's not going to burn himself as easily, now.
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>>34257943
>[X] What you did here will help. He's not going to burn himself as easily, now.

Let's not crush Ice's hopes and dreams.
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>>34257943
[x] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
Tell her to suck it up and deal, or get the hell out of command.
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>>34257943
>[x] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
Always a price and it's hard to see a measurable benefit from the aggressor flights as of yet, that'll come later. Best night of the week!
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>>34257943
>[x] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.

oh god why am I thinking of her as rule 63 tosh!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LESOd3bIDGg
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>>34257943
>[] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
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>>34258050
Because Tosh is badass and he needs to be in the next expansion!
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>>34257943
>[] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
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[] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.

Has anything measurable come out of Barin yet? They have some theories, sure, but anything that helps in the short term?
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Everyone does know the implications and likely consequences of each choice, right?
Or are you all just choosing randomly?
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>>34257943
>[] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
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>>34258101
she needs to hear it
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>>34258101
Yep. She needs to hear it, and Bridgette is the best one to say it.
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>>34257943
[x] What you did here will help. He's not going to burn himself as easily, now.
With the knowledge and experimentation they've done, maybe they can limit it.
At the least, make it so that Ice isn't so clingy, overprotective, and overall useless when Frank pushes himself in the air.
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>>34257943
>[] What you did here will help. He's not going to burn himself as easily, now.
>Brigitte quest
Woo~
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>>34258135
and now I know why she reminds me of tosh
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>>34258093
Yet? No but I doubt we'll notice until we're back in the thick of things and if we actually get lessons from Ice and Rose on things magic.

>>34258101
It's the truth and the other choice is no more then wishful thinking at this stage.
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>>34257943
>[x] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
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>>34257943
>[x] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.
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>>34257943
>[X] What you did here will help. He's not going to burn himself as easily, now.
>[X] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.

Honestly, if we say it in reverse order that they're listed, then both options are feasible. Probably along the lines of what was done will help with reducing his burn-out and also helping the squadron with patching Frank up after a mission. Maybe he should try out those witch-recharge juice boxes. I'm honestly curious about that.
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>>34257880
Ghost, have you ever thought about going to DragonCon or MomoCon? I hear more good things about them than AWA.
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>>34258260

The witch refill packs are imo just red bull or similar stuff, nothing fancy.
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>>34258299
>red bull

ugh!
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>>34258299
red bull would make em crash I think
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[x] Talent like his is never free, sister. The best you can do is patch him up when he gets through.

You shrug, leaning forward, getting close. “Talent like his, it nevah be free, sistah.” You say, quietly. “He got a bond to de spirit world, one dat want to lay claim to him when he use it too much. De bes you can do is patch him up when he get through, hope the spirits don have dat firm a grasp yet.”

“But- he-”

You nod. “I know what you bout to say, and you right, he do be actin like he know he mortal.” You smile. “He be a fighter pilot, one of de bes. Maybe de bes. He tink he immortal, jus like de rest of dem, and you not goan be able to tell him udderwise.”

She looks at you, desperation in her eyes. “There has to be something!”

You nod. “Dere is. But I tink you not be likin it.”

“Does it matter if I do or not?” She asks. “Anything's better than watching him kill himself.”

You shrug. “I be warnin ya. You willin to trade your magic for him? I don' be meanin dem little bits and bites like dey be teachin ya to be getting all blushy over. I be meanin all of it, all at once. Dat may be what it takes to keep him wid ya here on dis world.”

“A-all?”

You nod. “All of it. Dere be anoder way, but it be much harder, I be tinkin, but it not be meanin you burn yourself out doin it.” You grin. “You jus be tired and sore for a while.”

She blushes, and you lean back and laugh. “I thought dat be what you might tink, but it not what I be meanin, no. You ain't de only one who be wantin him. Maybe you share the burden, tree-two witches be much better dan one, no?”

“S-shar- you can't be serious.”

You laugh, standing up. “I be tellin you it be harder. It been a pleasure workin witcha, Commander. I be seein ya in Poland.”

1/2 ( I think)
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You can see her shaking her head as you leave, chewing on the options you gave her. What you didn't tell her is there's other ways, but the ones you know are all part of the Louisiana Coven's specialties- and you're not real sure your few matrons would look kindly on you just giving away secrets like that.

Though, to be fair, you're also not exactly sure you care what most of them think. They may be resisting a united American coven because they're scared of losing their political power, especially given how tiny the coven is, relatively. Then again, it's also the best in the US, at least as far as anyone you've talked to thinks, with a very high average strength among it's sisters, so maybe not.

Doesn't matter, in the long run. Eventually someone will unify the disparate US covens, and it still won't matter because you're well beyond what any of them can say or do.

Making your way through the castle, you nod at the sisters of the SEAL team that have been pulling security here- boring work for them, but necessary. That Merlin, she's something else. You're not exactly sure what the baron did in a previous life, but he had to have been one hell of a saint to get this lucky in this life. You only wish she'd had more time to follow up on the project you asked her about, but you get the feeling land strikers aren't her thing.

The marine chopper on the pad is shut down, though you can see it's pilots inside, strapping in and getting ready to get it moving. You jump onboard and take a seat, nodding at the crew chief and pulling your pack off your back to rummage around inside. You're bound for a base in Finland, so you've got some quiet time.

[] Go over the briefing one more time, let's get this down.
[] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
[] Sleep- it'll be at a premium soon.
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>>34258698
>[] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
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>>34258698
>[x] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
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>>34258698
>[] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
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>>34258698
>[x] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
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>>34258698
>[] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
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>>34258698
>[x] Go over the briefing one more time, let's get this down.

Even though I am interested in what crazy shit did Skorzeny did in universe.
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>>34258698
>[] Sleep- it'll be at a premium soon.
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[] Sleep- it'll be at a premium soon.

Food, Bed, and the toilet are the things you always do before a mission.
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>>34258698
>[X] Sleep- it'll be at a premium soon.
Being well-rested is key before getting any major projects done. Or combat.
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>>34258666
yes ice you mush share!
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>>34258909
IPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34258698
>[X] Go over the briefing one more time, let's get this down.
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>>34258909
>the only way to keep Fronk alive is to share him
muahahaha
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>>34258666
>“I thought dat be what you might tink, but it not what I be meanin, no. You ain't de only one who be wantin him. Maybe you share the burden, tree-two witches be much better dan one, no?”
Ice now has the Harem route in mind.

All is proceeding according to the scenario.
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>>34258938
>>34258954
may the father of understanding guide us?
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>>34258698
[x] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.
Otto Skorzeny? THAT Skorzeny? How'd he survive the anti-Nazi purges?
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>>34258965
Something to do with fucking aliums, most likely.
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>>34258965
I'd be surprised if he let himself be caught.
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>>34258965
Most of the head Nazis were killed by the Martians in the openings strikes of that war due to Hitler positioning most German witches at the perimeter of German holdings. I think that's right.
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>>34259018
He's thinking about the Anti-SS Purge that occurred in Prune Barge Shuffle.
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>>34258965
When does Mars invade, 1941? If so, he hadn't done anything bad yet. Thus he survived.
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>>34259036
IIRC It was Dec 7, 1941? Just because I think it ended up catching the Japs right as they were about to bomb Pearl Harbor...and making them fight with the Americans against the aliums
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>>34259036
Yeah, but Donetz (I think it was him who took power) instituted an purge of extremist Nazis and SS, I thought.
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>>34259065
Well, maybe he was merely locked up or put under observation? In the historical timeline, he survives WW2 anyway, and lives until 1975. He dies from cancer of all things.
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IIRC Skorzeny didn't start his operating until '43, before he was just a SS Officer.
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2 or 3 witches with or without ice?

If so that will be stalker, snake, and whatever animal Katya is right?
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Harem ending aside, the concept of burning up a witch's magic entirely to save Frank has me worried for Merlin
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>>34259061

One day before Pearl Harbour. Battle of Moscow on at the same time. The formal end of the war happened the day a Soviet crew of a T-34 died in battle, parked on top of a downed German witch to protect her.

Also,
>Sure, we were just taking our fleet of carriers for a stroll out near Hawaii
was the reason Sakamoto and IIRC Cyclops broke it off.
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>>34259360

Yeah, I want to know how she fits into all this. Is she a conduit? A catalyst? The keystone to all this magically?
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>>34259360
Why? I'm sure it has to be intentional, though we still don't know the exact way Fronk and Merlin work.
>>34259390
>One day before Pearl Harbour.
Pretty sure it was the hours before Pearl Harbor, not a full day.
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>>34259416
I was more thinking in terms of accidental husking from giving too much to the fight without realizing it
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>>34259437
>we must use things that SCARE the black man
>a whip
>a nightstick
>...a JOB APPLICATION
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>>34258666
>Purposely setting flags for a harem route that she's not even a part of
Best girl.
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>>34259497
>not apart of
why do you think she set her on this route
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>>34259497
>implying she doesn't just want to see the show that would come with that

And I'm not talking bout no lewd here.
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>>34259497
what is this a .gif of anyways?
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>>34259581
Looks like a sportsball coach getting hype
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>>34259581
its called hype
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>>34259497
>Not even a part of
>IMPLYING.jpg.tiff.bz.mp3.cs

>>34259581

A man going super Sayin, clearly.
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[x] You haven't read Skorzeny in a while, let's get re-acquainted.

You pull out the battered paperback occupying a small pocket along the side of your pack- one of your favorite books, and as a girl in the academy, the one that inspired you to enter the navy's SEAL program.

Famous for his work in first proposing, then training and leading teams destined for behind the lines operations during the martian war, the man is, in some ways, considered the father of modern special operations. His school and teams formed the prototype, the first generation of any demo/sabo work that happened later in the war, and rumors say he was instrumental in getting the US to recognize the inherent potential in what had been, to that point, a limited 'sideshow' in the Subwitch program.

You're closing in on the last chapter, the one dealing with extensive post-war work in NATO and allied nations, when the crew chief comes back, holding up five fingers- you'll be on the ground in five minutes. You close up the book, standing up and putting it back in your pack. The stopover here is just a transfer- just in case someone saw you getting onto the big chopper and radioed it in to the reds. Last you heard, there's a multimillion dollar bounty on your head, which makes you grin. You think you're still worth more than the baron. Maybe you'll ask him next time you see him.

Your weapons and equipment are stowed in their travel crates, packed exactly as you'd ordered, in back, near the ramp and ready to transfer. Most of your other equipment- and your personal belongings, such as they are, will ride with the stallion down to Germany, and from there they'll hook up with VF-3's baggage train heading east.

1/2 (probably 3, actually)
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>>34259622
and little veggie is crying like a bitch
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Of course, you expect to beat them there.

The base, even in the early summer, is cold, raising goosebumps along your exposed arms. You're thankful you elected to wear fatigue pants- even the thin ripstop material helps cut the wind. A Norwegian sea king- or their designation of it, waits, it's rotors already spooling up. You nod to the crew chief of the stallion, who helps you move just what you need- your bag and weapons, while a forklift moves your strikers in their breakdown box. Even with magic, they're too heavy to move by hand, and you don't want to put them on just yet, preferring to leave that till you're mounting up in your mission bird.

The Norwegians don't talk much- they don't look at you much either, so you're relatively sure they've been told about you. You grin- the CIA and most foreign folks you've worked with like to call you Nix, though that's too flowery for your tastes. Mother of night indeed.

2/3 (looks like I was right... haha. oops.)
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The flight is somewhat shorter- you're headed to air station Banak, in the north end of Norway. While you're not too sure about going on mission from somewhere so easily monitored- a single submarine off the coast could be watching for a lone aircraft, Admiral Nixon pointed out that the Scandinavian countries were giving the soviets absolute nightmares in their AOR, and provided enough proof of that to you that you didn't request a change of base somewhere inland and south.

The base is pretty small- and much colder, especially with the late evening setting in. You're silently dreading when you have to mount your strikers- always takes a while for the thermal shielding to get to work, and till then, your legs are going to be ice cold. Not that you haven't had worse, but you're a creature of the swamps and bayous of Louisiana, cold just isn't your thing.

You're greeted on the ground by a man in a US uniform- his woodland camouflage unbroken by any patches. Normally that'd put you on guard, but that's almost SOP for CIA or NAS guys out this close to a front- you wonder who he is.

“Commander Laroux?” He asks, horribly mangling your last name. It's pronounced La row, not le rux.

Goddamnit.

[] That be me, oui.
[] Call me Brigitte. It be easier dat way.
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>>34259714
>[] Call me Brigitte. It be easier dat way.
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>>34259714
>[X] Call me Brigitte. It be easier dat way.
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>>34259714
>[] That be me, oui.
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>>34259714
>[x] That be me, oui.

Ah the joins of people messing up your name.
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>>34259714
>[] Call me Brigitte. It be easier dat way.
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>>34259714
>[] That be me, oui.
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>>34259766
>joins
joys*

God dammit already messing up my words. Fuck lack of sleep. And fuck captcha.
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[] That be me, oui.

No need to get friendly with intel creep #92423557. It's unlikely we will ever see him again.
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[] Call me Brigitte. It be easier dat way.

Smooth Cajun mode, go~

On a side note, Ghost-taichou wouldn't mind having a one-shot at the end of his thread today, would he?
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So I heard Maus was complaining about the lack of Murica.

I found this, but I'm not sure it is to his tastes...

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjSN8t0kMA4
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[x] That be me, oui.

You favor him with a blank stare- you're almost surprised he's not here in the tiger stripe or other 'exotic' camo favored by 'security' guys like him when they're out of the states on field operations like this. “Dat be me, oui.” You say, after a second, looking back for a second to make sure your gear is being unloaded.

He nods. “I'm special agent Jenkins. It's a pleasure to meet you finally.”

You nod. “It be nice to be meetin ya mister Jenkins. Tell me, you be havin somewhere to talk dat be out of de wind?”

He nods. “Yes, actually. Follow me.”

He walks over to a Humvee and steps in, opening the passenger door. “Your equipment will be handled by the Norwegians, they know what they're doing.” He says, quickly. “I take it you've already been briefed?”

You nod. “Simple enough. Swim in, infiltrate de base, destroy de prototypes and anyting I can find related to dem, kill anyone dere dat looks at me, plant de beacons for de submarines, den leave.” You shrug. “Noting I haven't done befoah.”

He nods. “Good. Your exit route is being taken care of, your pickup will be marked by blue smoke if it's clear, otherwise you'll have to use the radio locator. You know the frequency, right?”

“Of course.” You say, somewhat offended. Who does this joker think you are?

1/2
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“Good.” He turns, pulling into a hardened, camouflaged hangar- your practiced eye immediately notes the armor plate behind the concrete on the door.

Inside, a black aircraft squats, it's crew nearby and a fuel truck connected to it. Your eyes narrow. “Is dat...”

Mister Jenkins nods. “An osprey, one of the enhanced testbed models. We've been letting the Luftwaffe give it it's combat testing, that's who your ride is with. I'm assured this crew is the best special warfare team they have.”

You frown, noting the long blonde hair and distinctly feminine figures of two of them- not to mention their height. You silently curse the genes that stuck you at a measly five four. Both those girls have to be over six feet tall.

“Hey, gang. I've got your passenger.” Jenkins announces, and the four-man crew turns to look at you.

You see a grin split the faces of the two girls, while both the men smirk. “She ist very small, ja?” One of them says, walking up to look down at you. “Is ziss ze legendary mother of nacht? One so short?”

[] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
[] That's me. Let's get on with this, time's ticking away.
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>>34260378
>[x] That's me. Let's get on with this, time's ticking away.
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>>34260378
>[] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
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>[x] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
All being tall does is make you a bigger target.

>An osprey
Oh sweet fucks.
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>>34260378
>[] That's me. Let's get on with this, time's ticking away.
Less names to remember, the better (I guess?)

>Hey, gang. I've got your passenger.

Dangit Fred.
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>>34260378
>[] That's me. Let's get on with this, time's ticking away.
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>>34260378
>[x] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
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>>34260419
I'm just imagining it's the same opsrey that the Allies in RA2 have in their destroyers. Helps a bit.
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>>34260378
>[x] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
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>>34260378
>[] That's me. Let's get on with this, time's ticking away.
Time to be professional!
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>>34260378
>[] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
no need to be rude to the people keeping us in the sky
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>>34260378
>[X] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
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>>34260378
>[x] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
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>>34260378
[] That's me. Let's get on with this, time's ticking away.
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>>34260378
>“An osprey
God dammit you're trying to kill us

>[] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?
I Would be da Baron's Wife but he is taken by his har-I mean squadron
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Say gang, we don't happen to have...
Astronaut and cosmonaut witches, do we?
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>>34260504
oh please she is going to join the harem
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>>34260556
the possibilities
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>>34260587
That game. God I wish there was more people still playing it...
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>>34260587
I'm just wondering if Armstrong and company had a witch with them...
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>>34260609
same here anon, same here.

I still remember the time steam had it for a free weekend
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>>34260625
I remember people musing about spess witches a long while ago, but I don't think anything came of it. Realistically speaking the ability to shit reactionless propulsion out of your legs would be a major boon to spaceflight
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>>34260668
Ha, there we go! Something to work on and...
Done! Thanks man, my one-shot is complete!
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>>34260419
Oh, come now. They are done teething. They are now safer than our helicopter fleet given the number of airframe hours many have accumulated.
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>>34260816
*Now*, sure.

In '89/'90?
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>>34260816
>Osprey On a Computer.png
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>>34260941
Maybe the technology is major advanced and tested for the osprey compared to the historical timeline?
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>>34260968
>testbed models
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>>34260968
Unfortunately, Ghost said that the one we're using is an "advanced testbed" that the Luftwaffe is still practicing on.
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>>34260968
Witches.

Its the only excuse you need.
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>>34260968
more advanced and tested*
I am spelling-competent, I promise
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>>34261039
Meh, don't fret about the spelling man, just pointing out that the Osprey still hasn't left the testing phase of development.

So basically, advanced, but not tested. Fully, at least.
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>>34261080
Meaning it'll still be a deathtrap for a good decade.
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>>34261086
Bets Jenkins dies?
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>>34261086
Yep.

>>34261104
Aw, cmon! Just because he has shicken doesn't mean he raised a death flag!
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[x] It's more like wife of death. Pleased to meet you miss...?

“It be more like de wife o death. Pleased to be meetin ya, miss...?” You respond.

She nods. “Hauptmann Leonie Steube.” She says. “ziss is my sister, Gabi.”

Gabi nods.

“Ve are Valkyrie flight.” She says. “Ve vill get you vhere you need to be goink.”

You check your watch. “Well, dat's good. We don't be havin much time to be getting dere if I don't want ta be hittin dis place in de early mornin hours. And I be needin to be long gone befoah de sun come up.”

She nods. “Vith your equipment loaded, ve vill go.”

You nod, looking over your shoulder as the pair of trucks with it drive in. The valkyries- the name fits- frown. “you are not needing all of zat, are you?”

You shake your head. “No, but I won't be mountin my strikers till I be ready to be leavin your aircraft, no. Don't worry, I be havin a flat rack for dem.” You grin. “Dis isn't my first show, no.”

They nod. “Ja. Ve vill be seeink to our aircraft.”

Agent Jenkins watches as they walk away, then turns to follow you, stopping when you fix him with a dead stare. “I- uh.”

“A girl be needin to have private time to be changin, mister Jenkins.” You say. “And I only just be meetin ya, you be needin to take me on a date befoah I let ya see me like dat.”

He nods. “Uh, sorry.”

1/2
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>>34261104
>"Alright chaps, let's do this"
>Jenkins, you dummkopf!
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“Just be makin sure dey be loadin my strikers in de crate like dat. Dey do no be needin to take dem out for nothin.” you say, pointing at the black plastic container for your strikers- it's one of very few custom designed racks, and was built specifically for your line of work. “Dey do no be needin to run power or notin, dey already ready to go.”

He nods. “No problem.”

Your weapons, meanwhile, are pulled off to the side- their carrying case also containing the rest of your personal equipment- your mission specific gear in the case next to them. This mission promises to be long, so ammunition might be a concern, especially with a bigger weapon, but at the same time, you're always a lot more comfortable with the extra punch of the bigger rifles. The new XM4 you have isn't too bad, but the 5.56 round leaves something to be desired. Pistols is a whole other issue- you'd like to carry your .45, but, again, weight and ammunition might make your M9 a better option.

Of course, you'll be carrying your tomahawk. That's a given.

{Pick one from each list}
Longarms
[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
[] XM4 (325 rounds in 13 magazines)- It can't shoot as far, or hit as hard, but the 4's smaller, lighter, and you can carry better than twice the ammunition.

Sidearms
[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.
[] M9 (60 rounds in 4 magazines)- Lighter and with far more ammo, it's not custom but if you're using the pistol, you might not want it to hit like a tank cannon round anyway.
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>Valkyrie Flight

Appropriate music with some Napalm, go~
>www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyRaPV1b-KOs&ei=Q_bzU_jMN4nGiwKpu4DwCA&usg=AFQjCNFnMxGqang8u9eXEW3T0ND2Tq3frw&bvm=bv.73373277,d.cGE

>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR
>[] M1911 Custom

Let's make this flashy!
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>>34261186
>[X] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
>[X] M9 (60 rounds in 4 magazines)- Lighter and with far more ammo, it's not custom but if you're using the pistol, you might not want it to hit like a tank cannon round anyway.
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>>34261186
XM4 for more suppression of the enemy and our own speed

M1911 because 9mm is shit
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>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.
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>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
>[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.

Time to bring the big Flash you gitz.
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>>34261186
>[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.
[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.

Is it tacticool time now?
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>>34261186
XM4
1911
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>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
>[] Mk.23 (52 rounds in 4 magazines)- A little bulky for a pistol, but gets the job done exceptionally well and with its KAC can, its whisper quiet
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>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.
Don't forget to equip Slight of Hand, and Scavenger
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>>34261259
>Time to bring the big Flash you gitz.

My Nigga
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>>34261186
>[] XM4 (325 rounds in 13 magazines)- It can't shoot as far, or hit as hard, but the 4's smaller, lighter, and you can carry better than twice the ammunition.
>[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.

I really want to use the EBR here, but it doesn't make as much sense ;_;
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>>34261186
Seconding >>34261285
>[] Mk.23
Fuck yes
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>>34261259
waaaaaaaaaaaagh
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>>34261186
If only it was '96...
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>>34261186
[x] XM4 (325 rounds in 13 magazines)- It can't shoot as far, or hit as hard, but the 4's smaller, lighter, and you can carry better than twice the ammunition.
[x] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.
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>>34261285
>>[] Mk.23 (52 rounds in 4 magazines)- A little bulky for a pistol, but gets the job done exceptionally well and with its KAC can, its whisper quiet
THIS THIS THIS
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>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.

and

>[] Mk.23 (52 rounds in 4 magazines)- A little bulky for a pistol, but gets the job done exceptionally well and with its KAC can, its whisper quiet
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>>34261326
>>34261300
>>34261285

Oh, cmon guys, give them Commies a handicap at least...
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>>34261186
>[x] XM4 (325 rounds in 13 magazines)- It can't shoot as far, or hit as hard, but the 4's smaller, lighter, and you can carry better than twice the ammunition.
>[x] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.

Had a guy bitch for nearly a half-hour about the stock on the EBR, didn't know that was possible.

>>34261307
What ya thinking?
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>>34261366
No.
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>>34261186
>[] XM-14EBR (130 rounds in 13 magazines)- you'd rather have the firepower, and if you can't get in and out with 130 rounds, you can always use one of their weapons.
>[] Mk.23 (52 rounds in 4 magazines)- A little bulky for a pistol, but gets the job done exceptionally well and with its KAC can, its whisper quiet
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>>34261377
Mk. 23. Which people think was in use or had prototypes now. Hint. It didn't.
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>>34261366
>overlord tanks

RUN!
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>>34261186

>xm4
>m1911

outside of 'muh stoppan powuh' there's no reason to be taking the m14.

>picture semi related, what would be ideal
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>>34261396
well we've got experimental osprey's and other stuff way ahead of their time, so why not?
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>>34261398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX8A2hPxiPc
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>>34261398
It gets better (or worse, depending on where you're coming from).
I tried a mod for Zero Hour once that had flying Overlords in it.
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>>34261426
>flying Overlords
wut
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>>34261396
Yeah, that isn't much of a reason for in-universe.
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>>34261396
Uhh dude, it was in production in '91 and had prototypes and field trials long before that...
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>>34261426
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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>>34261413
Hey, Maus-boss, I heard you found last thread didn't have enough MURICA.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjSN8t0kMA4

How's this?
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>>34261186
[] XM4
[] M1911 custom
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>>34261425
high speed, low drag!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWc95ivGBWc
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>>34261433
>>34261440
It was a comedy mod. You should have seen the Microwave tank (actually has a MICROWAVE) Gattling Overlord, and Flapjack (with a pan for flattening enemies).
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>>34261460
You're going to need to give a link or name here.
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>>34261440
>>34261433

Mah Proof.
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>>34261186
>Longarms

>[] XM4 (325 rounds in 13 magazines)- It can't shoot as far, or hit as hard, but the 4's smaller, lighter, and you can carry better than twice the ammunition.

>[] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.

M14 a shit. M4 is mai raifu.
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>>34261477
And here be de link:

http://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-generals-crazy-mod
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>>34261526
Feel the power of the Gatling Nuke!
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>>34261498
no sir. you a shit
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>>34261526
>>34261629
>>34261498
Sig-chan is love from 500 meters away, gentlemen.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1teoC2aMVtY
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>>34261413
Mouse! Tanks when?
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>>34261797
this week I think
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>>34261808
>this week i think

I'll drink to that.
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>>34261808
Awesome looking forward to it.
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>>34261920
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CZ74m28I3E
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>>34261797
Friday or saturday, depending on homework.
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>>34262117
I see that now, just checked your twitter. Thanks! Happen to know what time?
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>>34262148

Nah, just keep your eyes on the twittle
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>>34261827
>>34261920
MORE RUSSIAN KILLING!
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>>34262175
Uh for those of us who don't know, what was it again?
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>>34262198
Well, I have more Russian singing right now.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CZ74m28I3E
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Persona witches go~
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>>34262211
https://twitter.com/jakepenetrator
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[x] XM4 (325 rounds in 13 magazines)- It can't shoot as far, or hit as hard, but the 4's smaller, lighter, and you can carry better than twice the ammunition.
[x] M1911 custom (28 rounds in 4 magazines)- It's your only custom weapon, really, equipped with a focus to make it punch well above it's weight and accurate well past what a pistol has any right to be.

In the end you leave your M-14 in it's crate, instead pulling out your much newer XM4. Rapidly stripping it of unnecessary additions, you opt for a suppressor, fairly simple, close quarters optic, and a foregrip. You won't need much else, and while you'd like to carry your M-14- going so far as to pick it up a few times before changing your mind again- you just can't justify it, especially with the mission at hand.

That said, you pull your M1911 out of it's case and pull it clear of it's holster, looking over it's lines critically, working the action once, and charging the focus located in the frame before holstering it again, grabbing the magazines for it and putting them in their pouches on your vest. The XM4 magazines you'll have to carry until you mount your strikers- they're stowed in the cargo space there. If you'd have had more time with Merlin, you'd have figured out something for a heavier weapon, maybe even one of the new M60 variants you hear the other teams are using.

Stripping out of your pants, you instantly miss them, the cold air sliding across your now bare legs, sending a shiver up your back. You absently wish for someone to act as a windbreak- you happen to know of a perfectly suited pilot.

Well, not perfectly, he's a hair scrawny for you, but it's hard to nitpick.

1/3
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“Commander?” Mister Jenkins calls, over the sound of the osprey's turbines whining as they start up. “Are you ready to go?”

“Yeah. I be out in a second.” You say, closing and locking your weapons cases and shrugging into your vest and grabbing the handful of charms out of your case, putting them on. Good luck never hurt anybody, and when you're part of a coven that specializes in making luck, you tend to put a lot of stock in things like these.

Finally you step out, foregoing showing off your talent- no sense in it yet, and you don't particularly feel like giving mister Jenkins here any more reason to ogle you- he apparently has enough as it is.

“If you need support-” He pauses. “You know this all already, don't you?”

You nod, wordlessly.

“Ok then. Good luck, Commander.”

“Be seein ya.” You say, climbing in the waiting osprey.

“Ach, finally, ze short von joins us.” One of the girls says from the front seat. “Joo took your time, ja?”

“Well, you know.” You say, simply, noting that your instructions were followed, and your striker case sits tied to the deck. “How long till we be on site?”

“Two hours.” One of they answers. “Perhaps longer. It vill depend on if there are any ships in ze area.”

You frown. “Dat supposed to be a quiet area.” You say. “Dat's why we selected it.”

2/3
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“There has been much more traffik latley.” she responds, looking back. “Ve think is has to do vith your target.”

You shrug- it's not a problem, more of a minor nuisance. “It don't make any difference, no.” You say. “I jus need ta be in de wadder befoah sundown. Got a long swim.”

“Zat vill be no trouble.” they say, rolling the osprey forward, out onto the runway as you take a seat.

“Zo, tell us, Wife of death, how is he?”

“How is death?” You ask, willing to play along.

“Ve haff heard of ze gathering at Barin, and that ze Eagle vas central to it.” The copilot looks back, her sister handling the osprey as it lifts off the runway and cranks into an eastern turn. “He is also known as death, so he is who you are talkink about, Ja?” She grins. “So are ze rumors true? Is he as good as they say?”

[] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
[] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
[] He's actually kind of disappointing.
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>>34262486
>[] He's actually kind of disappointing.

Let's play a game.


>You absently wish for someone to act as a windbreak- you happen to know of a perfectly suited pilot... Well, not perfectly, he's a hair scrawny for you, but it's hard to nitpick.

Oh Maman, you be playin us so.
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>>34262486
>[X] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
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>>34262486
>[] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
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>>34262486
[x] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
[x] Still needs to work on his stamina though.
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>>34262486
>[] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.

>Stripping out of your pants, you instantly miss them, the cold air sliding across your now bare legs, sending a shiver up your back. You absently wish for someone to act as a windbreak- you happen to know of a perfectly suited pilot.
ghost pls
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>>34262486
[] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
and here we go.
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>>34262486
>[] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
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>>34262486
>[x] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
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>>34262486
>[] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
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>>34262486
>[] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
"He got da whole squadron around his finger, excepting his RIO, and da twins dat went after his bruddah"
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>>34262517
Oh right, as for that Raikov POV, TODAY IS THE DAY.
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>>34262594
>his bruddah

You do mean his cousin Joe, yes, boss?
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>>34262623

Today is a good day for POV stories.
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>>34262623
Raikov quest or story?
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>>34262623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDHXI05yDPY
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>>34262486
>[x] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
>>34262623
Sounds fun and crazy.
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>>34262486
>[] He's actually kind of disappointing.
still young. he's good, but he's still got a lot too learn
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>>34262486
>[x] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
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>>34262486
>[x] Write-in.
"He's only human, which makes him both more and less impressive. He can do what he does while so fragile, but his flaws are going to end him unless he learns to listen to the rest of them."
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>>34262486
>He's king of the skies, crown of throns though
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>>34262486
[] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
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>>34262486
Screw all these replys! Reply with something that makes no sense until they over think it.....

>[X] Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>34262895
>Word Salsa

That sounds like you were sending a coded message over a numbers station.
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>>34262921
THE NUMBERS FRANK!
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>>34262895
That looks like a shoddy-as-hell sub for a Star Wars film.

>>34262951
WHAT. DO. THEY. MEAN?!
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>>34262967
frank gets brainwashed by the reds?
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>>34263005
Then Katya was a hallucination this whole time.

And Merlin, Jess, and every other witch are CIA overwatch.

Nixon is president and this is just an unknown Watergate story.
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>>34263030
yes!
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>>34263030
So does that mean slider and ice are handlers of a cruel game for frank?
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Dude, that was meant to be depressing.
What the hell.
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>>34263088
>cruel game for frank
>Ice and Slider

If your definition of "game" is what I THINK IT IS, then yeah, probably.
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>>34263090
because this is playing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
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>>34263128
>Trombe

Damn you Puzzle Gourmet!
>get's chesto'd
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>>34263128
>Elzam von Branstein as a witch

no survivors
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>>34263147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpB2bpZHuKk
yep
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>>34263147
So how would Tatsumaki Zankatou look with Witch Elzam and Witch Zengar?

WAIT.
Don't think about it. It'll be bloody.
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>>34263171
shit!

also frank and crew are the srx team...think about it
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>>34263186
>VF-3 as SRX

Hot-blooded Frank? No way the universe can handle that.
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>>34263228
wait until merlin gets hot blood! THEN EVERYONE IS FUCKED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwcpjX1GffU
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>>34263241
The Sherktwans with the Royal Heartbreak Attack. Instant Win.
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>>34263241
Run for the hills!
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>>34263241
>>34263292
Let me ruin your minds by making this person as a witch.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOO7cT0ecOI
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>>34263321
and then mars explodes from the impact of her giant mace
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hey look ALASKA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wE3QlAC_0
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>>34263353
was that a black hole...
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>>34263353
Shu Shirakawa deserves the LAND CRUSHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbCMWNRBPTw
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>>34263410
thats not his final form!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqp3W-b12k
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>>34263337
Baran Doban is best witch
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>>34263424
I forgot he has a bird familiar
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>>34263424
Neo-Granzon stands no chance to this man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MKG-GP3jQ
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[] He's amazing in a jet. That's all I'll say.
[] I'm not one to brag, but... totally.
(Tie vote, gonna combine these two)

“Well, He be amazin in his jet, but I know you be asking if he be amazin in udder places.” You say, and she nods.

You favor her with a lewd grin. “He be amazin all around.”

“Ve shall haff to meet him, zen.” She says, turning back around. “Ve vill haff much fun, ja?”

The two of them laugh. “Joo can even join in. Ve are not cruel, ve understand he is yours.”

“But ve make no promises he vill want to stay zat way!”

You elect not to answer, leaning back in your seat and dozing off.

It feels like you've only just closed your eyes when you're shaken awake by one of the two crewmen in the back of the aircraft with you. He holds up ten fingers, and you nod. Ten minutes till your drop zone.

That's when you notice it's almost completely silent- and extremely dark- inside the osprey. “So dat be why you two be doin this.” You say. One of the two pilots up front nods, though she doesn't look back.

“It is extremely taxink on us, though. Ve vill haff to ask you to hurry.” She says.

You nod, opening your striker case and taking off the slippers you were wearing. Even steeling yourself against the cold deck does no good- your feet arch involuntarily against the cold steel, trying to minimize their contact area. It only takes a minute to slide your legs into their interface in the striker, and you feel the adjustable padding expand, tight against you, then loosen somewhat to your preferred settings.

1/3
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These strikers are based on the LAV-25 the marines tend to use for cavalry and transport roles, though yours are special warfare modified- bigger, more robust shields, tweaked motive systems, better environmental sealing, and slightly increased cargo space. Your lefthand unit carries your spare XM4 magazines and the target beacon for the cruise missiles from the submarines up north, while your right side carries a small individual first aid kit, a booster relay for your radio, a survival kit, and a Demo/sabo pack, with C4 and det cord, along with several other goodies.

As usual, they don't mount the 25mm gun of the standard model- no need for it, and if you're in trouble big enough to where you wish you had it, you screwed up to begin with.

Your familiar emerges, your tail and ears appearing with that familiar pop. You're actually secretly disappointed- you always felt you should have an alligator familiar, but you guess you can't complain. Plenty of people don't have one to begin with, and can't know what it's like to harness the power you have.

The two crewmen in the back open the ramp, giving you a thumbs up. You return it from your prone position, then hit the releases on your rack, sliding out and into freefall. As soon as you're out of it, the osprey is gone- hidden by the Valkyrie’s magics. You're actually momentarily impressed- invisibility is quite a trick. Took you a long time to learn it.

You splash into the icy water with a gasp, reaching for the oxygen mask you know is mounted on the back of your right striker. Finding it, you slip it on, putting on the dive goggles a second later and opening your eyes in the dark, cold water. You'll gradually warm up as the thermal shields come up, though you prefer not to rush them.

2/3
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>>34263533
>along with several other goodies.
Those goodies better include a SOG Scuba/Demo
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Your target is nearly a four hour swim to the south, which puts you into the target area just after midnight local- almost perfect.

The base itself is largely new- the damage done to the ground by heavy earth moving equipment still isn't totally gone, new grass just starting to poke up from the dirt. It's surrounded by high fence, topped with multiple coils of razor wire- and that's just what you can see. You know there's probably tremor sensors buried around it as well, maybe mines.

The nearby town looks like any sleepy northern community you've ever seen, though you note the presence of several buildings that look much newer than their neighbors- probably recently built because of the base. The town abuts the base, though you can see the parameter wire runs through it still- and there's still a cleared lane of fire on the base side of the fence.

Still, the town offers a lot of cover, though at this time of night, you still run the risk of someone seeing you and crying out. Approaching from the river means you'll have to cross some open ground, but there's far less risk of running into someone.

[] Approach from the town, the concealment is worth the risk.
[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.

I'd hate colateral damage like this.
Also, rivers are cajun fare, yes? Or was it swamps...
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
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>>34263606
>[x] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
It most certainly isn't a warm river, but water's more familiar than soviet villiages
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
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>>34263128
>>34263147
Oh Hi witch Elz-

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bzmKrP1cmk
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
as little contact as possible is preferred
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>>34263606
>[X] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
what is brigits familiar?
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>>34263705
Rabbit, isn't it?
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>>34263705
I can remember
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>>34263800
>>34263857
>>34263705

If we go by Ghosts picture...a rabbit yeah.
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>>34263892
>>34263800
>>34263857
>urge to see Brigitte as a Cajun Playboy bunny intensifies.gif
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>>34263892
But isn't that the boss up there?
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>>34263930
I'LL BE IN MY BUNK
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>>34263930
You and me both.

>>34263963
The boss up where?
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>>34263963
he's talking about the picture he usually uses for Brigette
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>>34263991
The first picture of this thread. I thought that was the one being referred to in
>>34263892
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>>34264016
That's Ice...
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>>34264029
Yeah, I know, but >>34263998
cleared things up for me now. Thanks for the rebuttal anyway.

>>34263990
>>34263991
>>34263930
I don't have Playboy bunny Brigitte, but Ogitsune (inspiration for SWQ 89) drew Playboy bunny Patty and some friends.
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>>34263606
>[] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.
We freaking swam here through deep ocean water, we can deal.
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>>34264080
>Hefners-witches.jpg
Oh that's good. One has to wonder what Playboy mansion is like when there's real life bunnygirls to be had.
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>>34264143
No problems, mate. Have some more.

>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&search=&tags=strike_witches_1991
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>>34264143
probably a greater variety. In a world with witches, a 'familiar' fetish is probably quite common.
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>>34264178
>Fuso
>CVN
I laughed
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>>34264178
Saw the pic ages ago, was referring to the filename and the pornographic possibilities suggested therein. Still, thanks for the link, I like the designs.
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>>34264225
Blame Ogitsune for that. Doesn't Irk me though; there's Asuka II, after all.

>>34264230
>Possibilities
Indeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGufyFt6zQc

if you think trying to catch her was bad before....
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>>34264180
>a 'familiar' fetish is probably quite common
Fluffy tails must be a widely accepted kink.
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>>34264439
Isn't it right now?
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>>34264435
DO NOT GIVE HER MORE BULLSHIT TO WORK WITH!
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>>34264452
According to the Dog Days quest currently running, yes, yes it is.
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>>34264435
>Witch San Diego

aw HELL no. That's just cheating, right there.

>>34264270
Speaking of possibilities...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz0nBQyWOsA
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[x] Go in via the river- you'd rather not have to deal with civilians if you can avoid it.

You elect to use the river to get closer- you'll stay with it as long as you can, though you need to remain fairly close to the aviation side of the base- that's where your targets are going to be. Hopefully the engineers too- while they're not top of the target priority, and wetworks was never your thing, knocking them out could kill this project.

You're fortunate- as you head south, the river starts to narrow, but will occasionally open up into attached lakes- lowlands like this tend to be like that, you remember. Cutting to the east, the river narrows, following a meandering easterly path- one that will spit you out squarely to the south of the base wire. Ideally, they won't be patrolling down here too much- though you see foot patrols on both sides of the fence anyway. That's good news and bad news- good because it means it's unlikely there's tremor sensors or mines there, bad because it means there's foot patrols there. You can avoid tremor sensors or mines, living troops are a bit more difficult.

1/2
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>>34264435
I WILL FUCKING CATCH YOU ONE DAY YOU CUNT!!!
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You watch the patrols for a good half hour- there's a set pattern, which you can exploit. There's four groups, which seem to alternate- so there's always at least four pairs of eyes looking in a given direction. That mean killing these guys is right out- this section of wire is too small for that- but there's a good ten second gap in their coverage- which is enough, if just barely, for you to clear the fence and make the cover of the nearest building.

Alternatley, you could try to kill all of them before they could sound an alarm- the range isn't too long, and your XM4 is going to be nearly dead silent with your power. It'll let you get in far more easily, but it'll mean it's just a matter of time before they're missed and the alert goes out, meaning you won't have the same amount of time to accomplish the mission.

[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
[] Ice them and get in- no sense in having the mission blown this early by a careless mistake.
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>>34264506
>[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
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>>34264506
>[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.

Time to whip out that Box of Oranges Merlin made especially for us.
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>>34264506
>[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
True skills
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>>34264480

Lieutenant Ivan Ivanovich Chesnokov of the 250th Motorized Guards Rifle Division is not of being afraid of your shit, Comrade, and his squat Comrades aren't either.
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>>34264506
>[x] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
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>>34264506
>[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
it's risky, but we don't need any extra attention
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>>34264506
[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
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>>34264529
wait until she steals the fucking kremlin from under your nose ivan!
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>>34264506
>[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
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>>34264552
>carmen's next target is frank
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>>34264575
>Carmen is found murdered, limbs dismembered and placed in front of Interpol HQ within the week.
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>>34264575
>>34264552
>>34264529
>Carmen steals the entire Typhoon-class fleet and Russia's Nuke football

Frank is a nice side-bonus
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>>34264506
>[] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.
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>>34264575
this is reminding me of that Carmen Sandiego. Must. Die LP in SA
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>>34264595
>Inspector Zenigata: Any suspects, gentlemen? I highly doubt Ishikawa Goemon can do something like this.
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>>34264606
why is she getting in to weapons now?
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>>34264650
She thought it was a challenge. After all, what's thievery without a little pressure?
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>>34264638
>Sir, we suspect it was a CIA black-op, but the Americans aren't telling us anything and our Witches have clammed up as well. Something about internal matters.
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>>34264595
>they later find out that it was a body double
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>>34264435
You are now aware that Carmen Sandiego also stole her theme song from Mozart, and none of us realized it for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXv1gWX8GKw
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>>34264700
>Internal Matters

Get the best IA cops on the case! I doubt they're too old for this shit.
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>>34264723
that bitch!!!!
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>>34264723
Next time, San Diego, NEXT TIME!!!

Wait, wrong villain.
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>>34264700
>Raikov. The americans must have released her.
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>>34264755
Damn it anderson!
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>>34264755
>Raikov makes her way to VF-3 for some reason
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>>34264755
Didn't we exchange her for some captured witches?
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>>34264809
we don't know if the deal went down yet
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>>34264809
>>34264822
It probably hasn't happened yet, if it will happen at all.

Merc or Ghost needed for confirmation though.
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>>34264850
Last time Anderson said they still negotiating it. But it comes on letter, and god know if situation changed when that letter being send.
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>>34264606
I am sure she wants to finish the bishop collection
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>>34265016
so she's trying to kidnap all three brothers? I want this as a movie so bad
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>>34265016
>Bishop Collection

I'm reading into this too much.
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>>34265042
No, she only wants Rex's face-mask.
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>>34265058
I am sure she can buy one!
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>>34265058
>face-mask

Hannibal Lecter vibes, I am getting.
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[x] Use the gap and sneak in- Want to keep this silent as long as possible.

You decide to keep it cold as long as possible- if you're lucky, you can be in and out without a problem, and without firing a shot.

Timing it, you slowly exit the water, climbing up on to the bank of the river. Your ears and tail are soaked- no helping that- though you always hated that feeling. You really wish you'd had an amphibian familiar. You've honestly no idea where house cat comes from anyway, certainly not your mother's side.

You use your strikers to clear, muffling the sound of yourself jumping over the fence and your landing, then using them to wheel around the corner of the building. You count to yourself and peek around the corner to make sure no one saw you- the guards are continuing their pattern with no changes- so you're in the clear.

You're across the base from the aviation facilities- probably in among the barracks now, actually, though the place is quiet, very few internal patrols, and even then, they're only pairs of guys in vehicles- this is the easy part, you think.

Approaching the airfield, you notice a fuel depot- the unhardened, aboveground tanks a testament to the difficulty in working in the semi-frozen ground here. They'd also make an amazing distraction if you'd need them- little bit of C4 and they'd make some great fireworks.

The flightline doesn’t look like it's being actively patrolled- and you see four of those new soviet superfighters here, but none of them match the picture given to you- the one you're after has modified, inward canted tailfins, and it's longer than these, with a two man cockpit and a longer dorsal bulge. There's also three hangars along the runway, each of them closed up and darkened.

[] Let's set up a distraction, just in case.
[] No sense in messing around, our targets have to be in one of those hangars.
[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
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>>34265132
>[] No sense in messing around, our targets have to be in one of those hangars.
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>>34265058
why would she want his mask?
>>34265132
[x] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
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>>34265132
>[] Let's set up a distraction, just in case.

I'd hate to invoke the "Soap-and-Roach" routine, but eh, why not.
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>>34265132
>[] Let's set up a distraction, just in case.
Set up the Plan B.
then..

[] No sense in messing around, our targets have to be in one of those hangars.
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>>34265132
>[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
Couldn't this be our sabotage work? Wire 'em to blow in case we need a distraction
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>>34265132
>[] Let's set up a distraction, just in case.
I'd like to have a go at these birds when their in the air, personally.
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>>34265132
[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
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>>34265132
>[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
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>>34265132
>[] No sense in messing around, our targets have to be in one of those hangars.
>[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.

Sabotage only if we can get away with it.
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>>34265132
>[x] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
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>>34265132
>[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
It's practical and a distraction.
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>>34265209
Oops. I meant wire the fighters as a distraction
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>>34265132
>[] Let's set up a distraction, just in case.
>[] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.
rig the fighters to blow when we need a distraction
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Let's do this in the most comedic fashion:

Throw a pebble somewhere.
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>>34265368
No anon, throw a nerd rock.
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>>34265368
what was that noise
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>>34265368
what is this, Home Alone?
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>>34265410
>? appears over the guard's head
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>>34265408
Fuck yeah distraction D20's

FC3:BD was fucking awesome.
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>>34265432
>>34265413
>>34265410
>>34265408
AND THEN we whip out a cardboard box.
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>>34265446
>!
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>>34265466
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>>34265508
Yotsuba's father begs to disagree
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>>34265466
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
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>>34265580
Should I whip out Elsa and a snowstorm now?
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>>34265580
I laughed, but
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>>34265580
Here we go again...

Just when things were calm and civil.
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>>34265603
HERE COMES THE SNOW
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>>34265580
Oh for the love of god fuck off with that shitstirring thread derailing faggotry.
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>>34265639
You know, you could just not acknowledge it.
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>>34265580
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>>34265628
Merc more Elsa when
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>>34265628
>Pixy singing Let It Go. Also, SVD's. Lots of them.
The heck man.
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>>34265658
You know, they could not be faggots about it.
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>>34265628
>>34265666
More German witches when period.
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>>34265658
It's very hard to enjoy these these threads when they start flinging shit about which waifu a shit and who's a faggot, if they want to do that, they can fuck off to /a/ instead of derailing the threads.

I wish Ghost would just put his foot down and tell them to be civil or fuck off.
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>>34265696
Quick, repost Kitty Young Pix
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[x] Maybe we ougghta do a little sabotage work, here. Knocking out those four fighters might be important.

You hesitate only a second before splitting the difference- knocking out the fuel dump would cripple the base, but the four Fighters- you've heard their reporting name is now settled on “strigon”- represent a bigger, juicer target. You've got enough explosive to destroy all four- and plan to do so, slipping bricks of C4 down their intakes and into their wheel wells- internal explosions, in your experience, never bode well for aircraft. You rig the lot to your clicker, then get away- you didn't see any patrols, but that doesn't mean there aren't any.

Satisfied with your decoy- the baron will just have to accept that you've killed more of the fighters than he has, now- you move in to check the hangars.

They're closed up, but that's hardly cause to worry- every building like this has side doors, and you've got a lock-picking set.

The first hangar looks empty- not abandoned by any means, just empty. There's no one in the interior, either- whoever was here isn't anymore, which is fine by you. The second holds another pair of strigons- six? At the same base? That's major, but without context, it's almost worthless information.

Besides, four of them are just wreckage that doesn't know it's wreckage, yet.

You move on, making a mental note that, if you can, you'll need to set up to sabotage these as well.

You're interrupted by the rising wail of sirens at the base- you instinctively break for the empty hangar, closing and re-locking the door you used to get in behind you. You can head vehicles outside, but it doesn't sound like they're moving for you- it sounds like they're getting ready to take off.

[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.
[] Leave the C4. With luck, they'll pass it over because they're scrambling.
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>>34265716
By continuing to talk about it, you are literally being no better or worse than those people you're whining about.
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>>34265735
>[] Leave the C4. With luck, they'll pass it over because they're scrambling.

The night is rich in subtleties... and unseen plastic explosives.
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>>34265716
NEWSFLASH BUDDY THIS IS 4CHAN, EVERYBODY'S A FAG OF SOME SORT HERE.
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>>34265735
>[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.
we're damned if we do, damned if we don't
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>>34265735
Uhm, Ghost, you don't mind I run a one-shot on your post-thread do you? Just asking, is all.
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>>34265735
>[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.
But hold off until the last possible moment, We need get these other two birds ready to blow.
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>>34265735
>[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.
To hope for luck or go with
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>>34265735
[] Leave the C4. With luck, they'll pass it over because they're scrambling.
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>>34265735
[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.

Wait till we can catch the pilots in the secondaries.
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>>34265735
>[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.
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>>34265580
Glorious! Masterful work sir.
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>>34265735
>[] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.

The risk is too great. Plus they'll probably think it's a fuel explosion at first, anyways.
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>>34265735
>[x] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.
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>>34265735
>[] Wait until they begin fueling then blow them
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It would be cool if we could pull a Yukari Akiyama here...
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>>34265735
>[x] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway
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>>34265735
Also, another (albeit pretty macabre) upside to blowing up the planes now is that we'll also most likely take out experienced ground crew and pilots trained to operate the planes, too.
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[x] If they do preflights, they'll find the C4. Best blow it now, they'll know I'm here anyway.

Worried they'll preflight the aircraft, and that, if they do, they'll find the C4, you pull the detonator out of your striker and hold on to it. You wait until you head voices- crew, pilots- doesn't matter- and you can't see anyway, then hit the switch.

A terriffic explosion hammes the flight line, shrapnel tearing through the front of the hangar- they must have been fueling up or loading weapons- that was far, far bigger than just the C4 should have caused. Cautiously, you look out of one of the new tears in the wall of the hangar to the flight line- the wreckage of the four aircraft rests in a crater on the tarmac- had to have been a fuel truck. You got lucky there.

It'll take them precious minutes to figure out what just happened- could have honestly been anything with a fuel truck like that, errant spark, tiny bit of exposed wiring- who knows? Of course, it's better to be safe than sorry, and you're going to have to move soon- you doubt they'll check the hangar, there's no evidence so far of your presence, other than the fighters, of course, and you could lay low, though it's hard to tell how long you'd have to wait for things to return to normal.

[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
[] Stay put, see if this dies down a bit.
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>>34266158
Sorry, Not every one can be the fluffy one. Yes, I am aware of the irony of that statement.
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
Not a second to lose, we're burning the midnight oil here! (That was bad, apologies)
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>>34265819

Not at all, though we're going to have a second thread, it looks like.
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>>34266223
[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
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>>34266234
Seems the boss got what I was trying to say though.

Now let's get our HPT's and split the hell out of this place before Revolver Ocelot and his posse swoops in.
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
speed is of the essence now
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there
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>>34266253
Ah, thank you!
And a second thread is always welcome, ja.
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
MOVEMENT IS LIFE!
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.

Also, reading Ghost's image names is always a fun little mini-game
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>>34266223
>[x] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
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>>34266304
Sadly, you cant do that on a phone.
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>>34266304
You gotta love how QM's can have funny jabs at their readers... or their own posts.
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>>34266335

Always been a fan of that Rodney Dangerfield style of self-depreciating humor, myself.

Besides, I know y'all wanted more Brigitte pics. so, ya know. two birds. one stone.
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>>34266223
>[] Take advantage of the chaos to hit the third hangar- with the explosion, they'll be distracted if anyone's in there.
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>>34266417
>Rodney Dangerfield
Gotta give the man credit for his style.

About that pic, boss, What IS Brigitte's familiar?
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>>34266459
House cat apparently
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>>34266459
Housecat was mentioned up here
>>34265132
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>>34266473
>>34266477
What if it was... an ALBINO SAVANNAH CAT?!
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>>34266473
>>34266477
You know, those hybrid cats they turned into pets that were descended from African big cats?
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz0nBQyWOsA
A reminder of testosterone for everyone.
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>>34266736

New thread up.



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