>>34327507
>[x]Keep messing with them.

>>34327507
>[X]Keep messing with them.

Eh, doesn't matter you're late. Just matters that you're here.

>>34327507
>[]Keep messing with them.

>>34327507
>[x]Keep messing with them.

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[X]Keep messing with them.

Turn the radio up loud, then bring your wrist to your mouth and whisper "initiate Coleslaw protocol."

>>34327589
No no you'll give it away too early
Wait for the weird shit

>>34327589

This

>>34327507
>[]Keep messing with them.

>>34327507
>[]Act like nothing happned.
Wouldn't acting like nothing happened mess with them anyway?

>>34327589
Okay fuck you I laughed.

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>

They want to mess with you by making you take (and then pay for) them to shop at a lingerie store, you'll up the game. Checking the rear-view mirror, you turn the radio up just a little bit. When Asuka hears it, she shoves your hand away from the console and turns it up louder. At Mari's look, she sticks her tongue out.

“What? It's a good song,” she says defensively.

“I didn't say anything,” Mari tells her.

“Good!”

“Great,” Mari says, clearly amused.

“Is it, Fourth?”

“Yeah, Second. It's great!” Good. They've been lured into a false sense of security now, secure in their banter. Slowly, you raise your wrist to your mouth. And then you whisper.

“Initiate Coleslaw Protocol. Command override code: 7114-9032-4117. Override objections. Accept code. Master code: 3125-8504-7984.”

Silence greets you. Finally- “What?” Asks Asuka.

“What?” You ask.

“What was that?” Mari, now.

“What was what?”

“Agent Cryan, you've just requested an artillery strike on your position. Confirm.” And then your earpiece goes off in your ear and it never fucking goes off IT'S ALWAYS QUIET WHAT THE FUCK. You forgot you had your throat mic on, didn't you?

[]DENY DENY DENY
[]”You hear that funny noise in the engine? I better park and check that out.”
[]Write-in.

>>34328016
>[X]DENY DENY DENY

So why is an artillery strike coleslaw?

>>34328016
>[]”You hear that funny noise in the engine? I better park and check that out.”
I am no longer laughing.
>[]DENY DENY DENY

>>34328016
>[]DENY DENY DENY

>>34328076
Coleslaw tastes bad.
Artillery tastes bad.
Put two and two together.

>>34328016
There is no way in hell we are stupid enough to do that right? But if we are
[]DENY DENY DENY

>>34328100
Coleslaw is delicious

>>34328016
>[x]DENY DENY DENY
"You better be shitting me, magic earpiece, you're never on."

>>34328016
>[x]DENY DENY DENY
>[x]”You hear that funny noise in the engine? I better park and check that out.”

>>34328016
>[]”You hear that funny noise in the engine? I better park and check that out.”
>[]DENY DENY DENY

>>34328151
You are a false human designed to exaggerate the death-toll of real humans in case of aerial bombardment.

>>34328151
Out of curiosity, how would you rate your skin's melanin content out of ten?

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>>34328016
>[X]Write-in.

"Confirm. Requesting blowfish rounds."

>blowfish rounds don't actually exist

If we're being fucked with, then the ball's in their court. If blowfish rounds actually exist... wow, I want to see what those do.

>>34328016
Someone has to be trolling us here.

>>34328209
37, why?

>>34328016
Which one of the com people finally decided to grow a sense of humor? We need to find out and teach them not to do that.

>>34328214
This.

>>34328016
"Girls, put on your seat-belts and pay attention, we're going to practice some evasive driving."

>>34328214
>>34328016
This, this this.

>>34328214
This please

>>34328214
This.

>>34328016
This:
>>34328214
>[X]Write-in.

>"Confirm. Requesting blowfish rounds."

>blowfish rounds don't actually exist

>>34328214
>>34328016
Ahahaha this is going to be fun.

>>34328016
>[x]DENY DENY DENY

>>34328214
You do realise if you start off with "Confirm", they're likely to launch before you get the second word out.

>>34328209
Maybe a 2
I am a very white person oftentimes I am in fact pink

>>34328339
Right, let's lead in with asking about blowfish rounds

>>34328016
>[x]DENY DENY DENY
lets not call in a fire mission

>>34328016
>[]DENY DENY DENY

>>34328339
Now you say it
>[]DENY DENY DENY

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>requesting shells that don't exist

If we actually are being fucked with by someone back at base, this not only puts the ball in their court, but ups the ante. They'll sit there, thinking - okay, we need to call his bluff, but what the hell can we shoot at a civilian highway and get away with it?

This is the classic game of one-upsmanship, of double dog dares, played between bored men with a license to kill and heavy artillery.

Oh, yes.

>>34328497
Water balloons?

>>34328214
Blowfish rounds please.

>>34328497
I swear if base is fucking with us, there will be drinking game

>>34328016
>[x] DENY DENY DENY

>>34328497
Smoke?

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>>34328585

Or flares.

Or... something else.

>>34328614
Mmm. 155mm Paint rounds.

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“You're fucking shitting me, right? The earpiece is never fucking on and neither is the throat mic.”

“Agent,” the guy in your ear says. “They're always on. So, anyway, artillery request. Confirm? We've got, uh, like fifty 155mms lined up wheel to wheel waiting on you.” For a brief, shining moment- the power tempts. Fifty one hundred fifty-five millimeter artillery pieces lined up wheel to wheel, waiting on you to tell them to fire.... You're tempted. You can destroy an entire city block. You could level small towns with no questions asked. And then sanity takes hold and-
“Requesting blowfish rounds. Confirm fire-mission.” Silence. Silence. Silence The girls are staring at you. You're tempted to grin. You don't. Your face remains impassive, panic subsided now. Either blow-fish rounds don't exist and these guys are fucking with you, or they're something innocuous. And then music to your ears-

“Blowfish rounds confirmed. Fire-mission confirmed. Blow-fish rounds being loaded. Stand-by for area saturation.” Quietly, you decide on your cover-story. You're being tailed. This is simply dynamically repainting the fucking Aston-Martin to lose them. You'll regret losing the battleship gray paint job, but as long as it's not something like shit-brown, you'll be okay.

And then you're taken back to Monrovia as artillery shells begin screaming over head, and then they burst in the air above you, raining their (not at all) lethal payload onto your beloved Aston, the high-way, and the cars around you. You flick the windshield wipers on and sedately continue on your way, girls sitting in the back looking at you stunned as the Aston-Martin, now a hot, vibrant pink, passes a slowing down local Japanese car, also vibrant pink.

“Okay, Cryan. Good fire for effect?”

[]”Definitely. Good shooting.”
[]”You guys missed part of the highway. Just saying.”
[]Write-in.

>>34328655
>[X]”Definitely. Good shooting.”

>>34328655
>[x]”Definitely. Good shooting.”

HA

>>34328655
[x]”Definitely. Good shooting.”

>>34328655
>[]”Definitely. Good shooting.”
>MY SIDES

>>34328655
>[]Write-in

Next drink is on me, ye fukin jackass

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>>34328655
>dye marker shells
>HOT, VIBRANT PINK

Bastards.

Fucking amazing god damned fucking whore-mongering bastards.

We need to, like, buy them some donuts for this.

>>34328655
>[]”Definitely. Good shooting.”
...

>>34328655
>[]”Definitely. Good shooting.”
>"Who the hell is this anyway? I owe you a drink and you owe me a change of shorts"

>>34328655
>[x]”You guys missed part of the highway. Just saying.”

>>34328655
>[]”Definitely. Good shooting.”
Oh wow, bluff called. Fuck!

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“Definitely. Fast work, you cheeky cunts. Tell the arty bastards I said 'good shooting', too. Donuts?”

“... Donuts.” And then the earpiece cuts off, and you're left in an Aston-Martin with two teenage girls, listening to J-pop, the car now vibrantly, hot, flamboyantly gay, pink.

“Dec...” Mari starts. “W-what just happened?”

“Yeah, Irish,” Asuka chimes in. “What the Hell was that?!”

“Language,” you say idly, and then grin like a loon. You have no fucking clue. That was amazing. That was like, the best sex ever. But you're pretty sure you could ask for it again and not get looked at funny. In the mirror, you can see behind you- stopped cars and people standing out of them, looking at the sky, then at the road, then at their cars, in confused befuddlement.

“That, girls,” you say slowly. Carefully. Like you don't want it to end. “That was some of the best shooting I have ever seen in my entire life with bullets almost as big as you.”

“In English, dummy,” Asuka glares and Mari giggles.

“Look at it this way,” you begin to explain. “We're doing about ninety klicks an hour, right? On a high way with multiple over-passes. Those shells were continually on-target, without fail, without GPS guidance. Let's put it this way- I'd have a hard time doing the equivalent with a battle rifle and about a week to practice. That those glorious sonsofbitches did it from a dead start, in less than two minutes? Best artillery on Earth, ever. There is no question.”

“Oh,” says Mari quietly. Asuka still looks skeptical, but then you realize she was trained to fly the F-4 Phantoms the Germans still use and probably takes a dim view of all that is combat on the ground.

[]”Anyway, that was fun. We're getting near where we were headed, so some ground rules...”(What ground rules?)
[]”Don't question me in my car, young lady. You do not doubt the artillery in my presence.”
[]Write-in

>>34329136
>[]”Anyway, that was fun. We're getting near where we were headed, so some ground rules...”(What ground rules?)
I will not help you try anything on nor will I evaluate how you look in them

>>34329175
This

>>34329136
>[]”Don't question me in my car, young lady. You do not doubt the artillery in my presence.”

>>34329136
This sounds good:
>>34329175
>[x]”Anyway, that was fun. We're getting near where we were headed, so some ground rules...”(What ground rules?)
>I will not help you try anything on nor will I evaluate how you look in them

>>34329175
this

>>34329175
good call. add: "I'm not paying."

>>34329136
[X] "Don't question me in my car,young lady. You do not doubt the artillery in my presence."

>>34329136
>[]”Don't question me in my car, young lady. You do not doubt the artillery in my presence.”

>>34329175
This.
Also add "I'm also going to add new rules if you fuck with me.

>>34329302
Wording, anon.

>>34329328
No. That's just how I like it.

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>>34329328
if you fuck me*

FTFY

>>34329359
I love you tang

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>>34329687
I love you too baby

>>34329136
>[]”Don't question me in my car, young lady. You do not doubt the artillery in my presence.”

>>34329719
I never want the ride to end so long as Dec is at the wheel

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“Well,” you say. “That was fun. We're getting near where we're going, so some ground rules. One: You do not doubt artillery in my presence. They have saved my life before, they probably will again. Two: I will not help you try anything on.” Behind you, Mari makes a disappointed noise. You ignore it. “Three: I will not evaluate how you look in anything. Don't ask.” Mari makes another noise of disappointment, and you scowl.

“Well,” Asuka begins. “What if we asked your friends watching us to he-” You interrupt her.

“We don't monitor EVERYTHING, you know.” (That's a bald-faced lie but you're not telling her that.) “When there's a living Agent with you, it's assumed he'll call for help if needed.”

“What happens if there isn't a living Agent?” Mari asks. You shrug.

“If the Agent's heartbeat monitor flatlines, the automated defense system in the city activates and everyone in the room save the Child in question is considered hostile unless they're Sections One through Three or command staff.”

“Oh. Are you fucking with us again?” Mari asks.

“You can't tell? Huh. Anyway, yeah, I don't have a will on file with the Agency because there's no one to get my shit. Also, language,” you say mildly.

“Declan,” Asuka says, emboldened by Mari's use of your first name. “What's the M in your name stand for?” They weren't supposed to put it in your fucking file, goddamn it.

[]”Marion.” The truth.
[]”Murder-face.” LIE.
[]”That's none of your business. Why's your name so funny, Second?” EVASION.
[]Write-in

>>34329136

Dont question me in my car, young lady. You do not doubt the artillery in my presence

>>34329767
>[X]”Marion.” The truth.

Maybe if we say it really casual-like without batting an eye they'll hahahaahaha yeah no no chance oh god

>>34329767
>[]”Murder-face.” LIE.

>>34329767
[X]Write-in

Some people call me the space cowboy.
Yeah! Some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice,
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love

Or something of this nature

>>34329767

"Marion" the truth

>>34329767
>[]”Murder-face.” LIE.
WELP.

>>34329767

Why did we have to make the dumb rules guys? All these dream sequences are ways for Tang to let us know that its okay to get off the lilith ride. I for one welcome that

>>34329767
>[]”Marion.” The truth.

>>34329823

This. so much this.

>>34329767
[x]”Marion.” The truth.

we were clearly named after John Wayne

>>34329823
>[X]Write-in

I'm going with this one as well

>>34329767
>[]”Marion.” The truth.

>>34329807
This.

>>34329823
>[X] Write-in

Oh hell yeah

So... troll with the tune, then come clean with the truth?

>>34329767
>[]”Marion.” The truth.
If they start shit spin that sumbitch 'round so hard they bounce off the sides.

>>34329767
>[]”Marion.” The truth.

>

You blush. You haven't blushed since you were seventeen and making love for the first time with your first girlfriend. You actually, legitimately, fucking blush. Cheeks pink, ears turn read, the whole nine yards.

“Some people call me a space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of lo-”

“No they don't,” Mari says. “I talked to my uncle yesterday before the movie and he said all they call you is 'Crazy fucking Irish bastard, but he did damned fine work when he wasn't boozing or whoring.'” You're still blushing, but you shrug.

“Marion,” you whisper.

“What? I couldn't quite catch that, Dec,” Asuka grins at you.

“Marion. My full name's Declan Marion Cryan.” Asuka starts to giggle, but Mari looks at you hard.

“Like Declan Marion Ramsey, noted Irish politician, and before that, IRA member, Declan Marion?”

“Mom named me after her uncle,” you say by way of explanation. “I met Great-uncle Dec once,” you tell them. “He told me to always stick up for what I believe in and never be afraid of anything.”

“Oh? Did that include fourteen year old girls, Dec?” Asuka leers between you and Mari. You slam on the brakes and she's flung forward, checked only by the seat belt.

[]”That's inappropriate discussion, Second. I am allowed to discipline you if I feel it's required, you know.”
[]”Right, then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?”
[]Write-in.

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>>34330161

"It DOES include Gendo, who will happily rape my nostrils with my own severed wang should I transgress certain boundaries."

>>34330210
>>34330161
This.

>>34330161
>“Oh? Did that include fourteen year old girls, Dec?”
<sarcasm> No, Horny 14 year old girls are the most terrifying things in existence and I can't handle them. Please spare me, vile succubus.

>>34330161
>[]”That's inappropriate discussion, Second. I am allowed to discipline you if I feel it's required, you know.”

>>34330161
>[]”Right, then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?”

>>34330161
>[]”That's inappropriate discussion, Second. I am allowed to discipline you if I feel it's required, you know.”

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>>34330303
>>34330272
>discipline

why would you open this door

>>34330364
>tfw Mari acting out for spankings

>>34330364
Because /tg/ is a bunch of horny young men with fetishes they love inserting everywhere?
I mean, shit. You've seen all the /a/ threads and transsexual threads around here.

>>34330210
I think this would drive the point home

>>34330161

>[]”Right, then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?”

Yup, time for Asuka to shut her smug ass mouth

>>34330364
>touhou
I'm surprised there aren't already 50 touhou quests with legions of mentally incapacitated followers.

I know touhou would be terrible for quests because of power level dissociation, but that's the point, it would create so many shitstorms that it's just made for the quest format.

>>34330446
Check /jp/ or /u/, they probably have some.

Personally I'm not into lesbiquests because the animufagging gets obnoxious as all hell. I do like lesbians, though.

>>34330446
On the subject of quests, I like to think I've done fairly well so far.

Also, I'm thinking about working on a short in between working on posts, maybe from Mari or Misato's perspective. Yes or no?

>>34330446
>I'm surprised there aren't already 50 touhou quests with legions of mentally incapacitated followers.
>I know touhou would be terrible for quests because of power level dissociation, but that's the point, it would create so many shitstorms that it's just made for the quest format.

Ah.

Ahahaha.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

www.touhou-project.com

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH

>>34330492
an omake? go for it

>>34330492
I'd be interested to see what others think of Dec.

>>34330161
>"It DOES include Gendo, who will happily rape my nostrils with my own severed wang should I transgress certain boundaries. Which is why Kaji won't touch you with a ten foot pole girlie"

>>34330517
Ouch. Do this.

>>34330161

Right then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?

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>>34330506

And, for the record, one of the more popular quests on the site (till the author buggered off) was an 18th level 3.5 wizard... in touhou.

It was a perfect storm of Stupid Edition Wars, Caster Angst and waifus.

>>34330492
From yes to yes?
YES

>>34330492

Yes, all day yes

>>34330550
You mean Planefag?

>>34330492
Do eeet

>>34330550
>the author
who do you think you're fooling

>>34330492
I want to see Rei's perspective. Or Lilith's. (though they're basically the same entity)

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>>34330577
>planefag

... are you telling me its the same guy?

>>34330517
I don't think we know about her crush IC
But I also think this is a little much

>>34330161
>[]”Right, then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?”

The only answer

>>34330492
I would love one from all the children at some point in time

>>34330589
No...
IT WAS I, WISEMAN, ALL ALONG!

>>34330589
Yeah

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>>34330583

I have no idea what you're talking about

>>34330589
Yup.

>>34330589
yes, planefag wrote AWiY.
>>34330517
also throwing in for this.

>>34330492
Yeees.

>>34330517
We don't know this in character yet.

>>34330681

We don't know that Scary Glasses Man will nose rape us with our own cock if we mack on 14 year old girls we're supposed to be protecting?

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>>34330623
You forgot your image dammit

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>>34330659
He also did YNQ.
I think he shitposts in /jp/ at times.

>>34330550
It didn't have enough datable girls and the author routelocked things too fast. Only average

>>34330517

Kind of out of character. We don't know the Kaji thing and honestly Dec isn't that scared of Gendo. Not with what he's seen

>>34330825
Aye, he dd YNQ too.

>>34330825
When will Planefag-chan finally take it off?

>>34330161
>[]”Right, then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?”

stomp out this behavior quickly and without remorse

>>34330161
>[x]”That's inappropriate discussion, Second. I am allowed to discipline you if I feel it's required, you know.”
"Don't make me come back there."

So what happened to robodec?

>>34330861

Don't say that. Oh god don't say that. Mari would get the wrong idea and Asuka might like that kind of discipline

>>34330825
>YNQ
Not ringing any bells for some reason. Which one is that?

>>34330843
Never. I don't do lewds.

And speaking of which I need to redraw that.
It's shit.

[]”Right, then. You want to shut up about shit you don't know anything about?”

>>34330893
The subdermal armor has come in handy since you discovered you had it. I fully expect it will continue to do so.

>>34330899
Yume Nikki (dream diary) quest

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>>34330914
That ain't what I meant and you know it, you fucking cunt.

>>34330933
Ah. Thanks.

>>34330681
We actually do since Mari Spelled it out to Declan in Thread 12 after we met and Asuka wasnt exactly discreet either

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>>34330506
>www.touhou-project.com
Christ, now I feel obligated to read some of these.

Can you point out some specifically bad examples?

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“There are certain boundaries, Second. If I cross them, I will cease to exist. I will wake up with a bullet in my heart, and then I won't be awake any more. Ever. Now,” you turn to look at her, even as traffic is pulling around you, still braked in the middle of the road .

“You want to shut the FUCK up about shit you don't know anything about, you silly little girl?” You're trying not to be angry.

“You're a brute, Cryan,” she says. “You think trying to be nice to us will change anything? The Federal Intelligence Service told me about what you did in the Russian sub off Helsinki, Cryan. They told me about the threatening to shoot the President's daughter- and then you fucking did it. You're a brute.”

“I'm a warrior,” you hiss, fist clenched. “The mission comes first ahead of all other considerations- health, safety, anything. She was a way to accomplish the mission-”

“So if the mission comes before us, you'll sacrifice Mari and I, just like her?”

“YOU ARE THE FUCKING MISSION,” you bellow. “I will murder entire cities, before I let you come to fucking harm! I will throw my life away like it's not worth the shit they fookin' pay me! I make thirty thousand US dollars a year to be shot, stabbed, burnt, broken, beaten, by men far worse than any Angel you will ever fight.”

“If you kids die- I- fuck,” you finally say, anger spent. You clench your fists again, and look out the window. “I'll set the world on fire, before I let you kids fucking die,” you whisper. You have. You burnt cities, you broke nations- one determined man can do quite a lot before he's stopped, you learned the hard way. Hitler? Hitler and Stalin were piss against the kill-counts you've racked up over and over and over.

(1/2)

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“The mission- defeat the Angels. To do that, we need you kids. The best way to defeat the Angels is to keep the Children secure and safe. To accomplish that, all Section Two Agents are authorized to use lethal force at all times, in all circumstances, per UN Charter 821, Article Two, Section One,” you repeat. And then you look Asuka in the eyes, and perhaps some distant part of her- the primitive part, the part that shies from lions and alligators- recognizes something not quite human in your own eyes.

She quails back from you, scared by the sheer hate and impotent fury and madness lurking beneath the thin veneer of calm you've managed to maintain, and- the Second Child, noted for never retreating in any training exercise ever, quails back from you.

“Dec,” Mari says from behind you. “You're scaring me. Stop, please.”

[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.
[]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”
[]Write-in.

>>34331035
THIS SHRINE by dear old yaffikins :^)

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.
>[]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”

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>>34331112
>>34331144
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>34331035

I can suggest some actual GOOD ones, actually. Check the story archives for The Game; its a finished story and very very good. It'll also make your fucking hair stand on end at some points jesus christ oh god.

Do the Right Thing is another good one, its fucking hilarious. Non-stop, painfully hilarious.

If you want bad ones - ones that called down the wrath of the waifus and imploded in flames - you're looking for Gensokyo High.

(All of this on the story archive link.)

>>34331144

Sorry....
>[x]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”

>>34331144
>[x]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”
Light up in the car and keep driving.

>>34331144
>[x]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”
>Now let's get some boob cloth or whatever

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.
Upon getting back in.
"...sorry."
Drive.

>>34331144
>[]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.

>You have. You burnt cities, you broke nations- one determined man can do quite a lot before he's stopped, you learned the hard way. Hitler? Hitler and Stalin were piss against the kill-counts you've racked up over and over and over.
I can't be the only one that wants to hear about the shit he's done in past attempts.

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>>34331144
>[x]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”

>>34331220
This

>>34331144

I'm sorry

Then step the fuck out of the car and have a smoke

This went off the rails guys

>>34331144
>[]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”

>>34331112
>>34331144
"A significant portion of the economy of the entire world is bent on building, maintaining, and equipping the evas. There is very little humanity won't sacrifice to get you into those giant machines of death. You are the mission."

>>34331290
>>34331264
>>34331200
>>34331198
>>34331188
>>34331172

You fucks, why are we antagonizing her even more by calling her CHILD? This seems like a way to scare her even more.

Just get out of the car and have a fookin smoke

>>34331144
>[x]Step out of the car and have a smoke.

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.

No need to insult her after we just scared her half to death

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.
>[]”The point is, you CHILD- you are the mission. Everything comes before that.”

>>34331144

Step out of the car, smoke and calm the fuck down.

We need to get Declan less crazy.

Apologize when we get back in

>>34331355
>You fucks, why are we antagonizing her even more by calling her CHILD?

Because she is still a child and doesn't need to be acting like she knows shit about things outside of her little sheltered bubble.

>>34331420

She was being snarky. We don't need to push the issue. Otherwise we'll end up just as much of a monster as we were in the past.

We're trying to fix the future, not create more PSTD kids and another failed endign

>>34331144
>[]Step out of the car and have a smoke.

Is there an archive or something with the past threads? First time I've seen this quest, really diggin it, but kinda lost.

Also
> Have the smoke, then apologize.

>>34331557
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=tangfag

>>34331112
>>34331144

I'm not sure how I feel about the whole looping thing.

On one hand its a pretty cool twist that gives Declan more character and gives way to cool moments.

On the other I feel like any choice we make is insignificant in the grand scheme of things since Declan has probably already done it before considering how many loops that are implied. Unless we end of winning in the end somehow.

I feel it would have a been a cool twist for a 2nd playthrough with the first one being completely blind.

>>34331584
thank you very much

>>34331476
You might want to read that last update again. That wasn't snark.

>“So if the mission comes before us, you'll sacrifice Mari and I, just like her?”
That is not fucking snark.

>/tg/
>CHA and WIS not being their dump stat

kek

>>34331620

We already beat Asuka though. She ran off. Now all we're doing is kicking someone when they're down when another person who cares about us is pleading for us to stop

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These are the consequences, you think. You're stuck between a rock and a hard-place and soft, squishy, inviting ones NO, you stop that train of thought. Turning off the car, you unfold yourself and emerge from it, fishing a cigarette from the package. You shove it in your mouth and light it, and then puff on it furiously.

Scowling around the cigarette in your mouth, you make an attempt to listen to the girls' conversation.

“Is he safe for us to be around?”

“Of course he is. Did you see what he did two days ago?”

“Well, no, but-”

“He's dangerous. But he'd rather die than let us come to harm or harm us himself.” You take the cigarette out of your mouth and shove a fist into it, trying not to laugh hysterically. You've killed them yourself, before. Asuka died when you snapped her neck, once. Mari died when you gave her a lethal dose of pain medication. You're dangerous. Understatement of the fucking year.

“Are you sure?”

“Remember the Sixth Angel? He rode a fucking N2 mine off a helicopter to make sure we could shove it down an Angel's throat. Stop trying to antagonize him, Jesus. You'd think you would appreciate basically being handed an Angel kill.”

“I don't need help from anyone!”

“Of course not- but when Dec tries to kill himself from lack of sleep, and too much alcohol, and too many cigarettes, and sheer fury pumping through his heart is the only thing keeping him from dropping dead, will you remember this? Will you remember the man, throwing himself against enemies that it takes god-machines to kill, over and over, for us?”

You remember, but you want to fucking cry. That brave, stupid girl, defending you. Oh god, do you remember. You remember forcing Shinji out of the way, once, and clambering into his Evangelion yourself. “Work, damn you,” you pleaded with it. It didn't move. And finally- “If you won't fucking move for me, move so I can protect the Third, goddamn it.” And it moved. And you died, feeling the Evangelion's pain as Declan(you)/it/us was killed.

Shaking your head, you light up another cigarette. What haven't you done? What was good and pure and nice that you haven't destroyed?

“I- He's just a man, isn't it?”

“That's all he is, Second. He's a man trying to destroy enemies that he can't even harm, so we don't have to suffer. And he's failing- he's listened to the Third's fights. I watched him- he didn't know it, it was the car ride to Tokyo-3 from Yokohama-2. It tore him up inside, Second. He's a stupid, noble, bloody *man*.”

[]That's enough of that.
[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.
[]Write-in.

>>34331654
>2012
>having WIS
>on /tg/
Fishy Godot

>>34331618
My headcanon is that there are no loops, and Declan has just gone completely fucking insane after seeing Lilith in the basement.

Lilith doesn't even have a soul with which to converse with Declan, its soul is stuck inside Rei.

>[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.

>>34331760
>[x]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.

>>34331762

Don't be retarded, only part of lilith's soul is inside Rei.
How else was Lilith able to speak prior to Rei merging with her in EOE?

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>>34331726
>>34331760

I just fell in love with Mari.

>>34331760
>[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.

>>34331762
Only part of it.

>>34331760
>[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.

smoke up Dec, get enough points for the canoe

>>34331760
>, it was the car ride to Tokyo-3 from Yokohama-2.
What happen during this car ride?

>>34331760
>[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.
>>34331762
I think there are too many variations going off in his head for it to just be insanity, but see what I mean here:

>You remember forcing Shinji out of the way, once, and clambering into his Evangelion yourself. “Work, damn you,” you pleaded with it. It didn't move. And finally- “If you won't fucking move for me, move so I can protect the Third, goddamn it.” And it moved. And you died, feeling the Evangelion's pain as Declan(you)/it/us was killed.

If we ever got to that point in this quest and chose that option that would have a awesome dramatic moment, but now its just something we've already tried in a past loop.

[spolier]SPIMSONS DID IT![/spoiler]

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>>34331760
>[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.
Feels.
Mari is even more based than expected.

>>34331934
Highlight the text & hit Ctrl+S when using the quick reply box

>>34331961
Thanks

>>34331760

Let em talk it out. It might be beneficial

At the very least maybe we can hold onto some scrap of sanity knowing what Mari thinks of us

>>34331863

Best waifu she is

>>34331760
>let'em talk

Shit like this is why Cryan drinks.

>>34331760
>[x]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.

>>34331760
>[x] Thats enough of that Mari, don't we have shopping to get to?"""

>>34332015
>Best Waifu
>Not Lily

u wot m8

>>34331863

Honestly Mari is the best girl so far and thats sad

>>34331726
>>34331760
"Whatever, let's go get some boob-cloths."

>>34332097

Lily could be lying to us. She's a space god that wants to toy with our soul for all of time. She started off appearing as our dead mother. She has done nothing good for us, and probably caused more angst and harm.

Fuck that bitch

>>34332117
Hang on, I didn't type that.
How did this get here if I didn't type it?

>>34331760
>[]Let 'em talk it out. It might be beneficial.

>>34332138
>She's a space god that wants to toy with our soul for all of time.
No. Unless Dec somehow burns his soul out to nothing she's going to get him no matter what. The deal was made many, many loops ago.

>>34332138
She gave us a chance to make things right.

>>34332138
but giving her the dick could be part of keikaku

>>34332097
It is a creature of lies and deceit which has forcibly suppressed parts of Declan's mind.

>>34332145
I liked what you wrote so I copied it.

>>34332174

And also is driving us insane so we have less reason to doubt her

>>34332169
IF we made a deal at all. For all we know she is lying to us

>>34332194
This guy knows whats up

>>34332194
>>34332169
>>34332138

To be fair, she crashed her ship into the wrong planet, has been holed up and stored by SEELE since they were founded a few hundred years ago, had her lower body ripped off to cultivate Unit 01, has been crucified, and has had half her soul ripped out so Gendo can set his contingency plan into motion, and will sometime i the future get stabbed in chest by a giant rod designed to paralyze her by the other half of her soul bound into a human body.

I'd be lonely and willing to manipulate a guy into spending time with me if I was in her situation too.

>>34332194
we all know Lily is a girl already anon

>>34332290
>crashed her ship on the wrong planet

What the fuck. Was this in NGE2 or something

>>34332312
Hey. Spoilers for you. Adam & Lilith were sent out into the galaxy to seed life on planets by some super race - there's a term I forget for them - and were never supposed to end up on the same planet.

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You're going to let 'em talk it out. They might even get over that pesky family issue you still don't know anything about.

“Why, though? Why does he take it upon himself to shoulder our burdens?”

“I don't know. If I had to guess, it'd be because he broke a promise when he was younger, or something similar, and has carried it with him ever since.” A broken promise. More like a promise made and not yet fulfilled. Shoving your other fist into your mouth, you try not to break down (into tears or mad laughter you don't know).

“Why? What drives him to break himself?”

“Honestly? I don't fucking know, and I hate it. I want to help him and I don't know how. He tried to eat his pistol in front of my Evangelion, you know.”

“Why?”

“I- I- Well, to be honest I tried to kiss him under it.”

“Ew! Why would you do that?”

“Like you're any different with Mr. Ryoji. He was warm and hard and he smelled like smoke and alcohol and hate- but when he hold me for that instant- I felt safe- like I only do in the Eva.” You want to punch yourself, but you wouldn't be able to muster up enough force to do any damage, sadly. Shouldn't have let her get close, damn it.

“MOVING ON,” Asuka yells. “He's a man that's done horrible things and willing to do horrible things for us. Don't you see how awesome that could be?”

“No,” Mari tells her. “It's not 'awesome'. He'd tear his soul apart if one of us asked him.” Is your soul still intact? Somehow, you doubt it. Souls are supposedly energy, right? Time-travel or whatever the fuck you've been doing probably does a doozy on a soul.

(1/2)

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“So? It's one man's soul. Like he said himself, humanity depends on us.”

“So it's his immortal fucking soul, you catty bitch. If he doesn't have that, what does he have? A hate for something, and an undying desire to see us safe. He doesn't even have a girlfriend or wife to leave anything to if he dies.”

You should put a stop to them discussing using you to do terrible things. You really should. But on one hand, it's fascinating. On the other, it's kind of horrifying. But the Second graduated university with a Master's, didn't she? Of course she'd be coldly intelligent. (Some of the time, part of you grins. The rest of the time she's a bitch to everyone.)

[]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?
[]Write-in.

>>34332312

Theres only one Seed of life per planet, Adam was the original seed for earth.
Lilith being a woman can't drive and crashed on earth.
In the crash her lance of Longinus broke so Adam was paralyzed instead and Lilith's progeny took over.
The angels are attacking because it's their planet Adam told them so and they want it back.
this shit is common knowledge.

>>34332403
>[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?
I don't want to see Dec have a small breakdown. Not at all.

>>34332403

This shit is fascinating. WIll either of them go into politics?

At least we're getting to find out what the children think of us. God Mari is a good person and Asuka is a bitch

>>34332350
Damn I've got to go play that shit. Is there a translated version online?

>>34332403
>[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?

Also
Language girls.

>>34332403
>[]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
LETS GO SHOPPING GUYS

>>34332403
>[]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
Huh. Mari's brilliant, Asuka's a bitch.
So... nothing new was learned this day.

>>34332403
>[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?

I'm hoping Mari wins this argument

>>34332403
>[]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
Thats enough, not heading in a good direction.

>>34332403
This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?

Why is Dec freaking out so much? Tang you need to give us some options to get some sort of sanity back, this is starting to get a little ridiculous

>>34332403
>[x]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
Right, then, we were going someplace.

>>34332403

>[x]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.

>>34332403
>[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?
Must

Hear

MORE!

>>34332403
>[]Definitely enough of this kind of talk
Well we certainly found out some creepy shit about Asuka but lets preserve Declans sanity if we can

Also
>[]Write in
Lets apologize to them about totally ruining what was supposed to be a lighthearted day of relaxation in the middle of all the horror in death everyone is forced to go through

>>34332403
> this shit is fascinating. will either of them go into politics

>>34332403

This shit is fascinating. WIll either of them go into politics?

All aboard the no sanity train

>>34332583
thus

>>34332531
because it brings tangfag lulz

>>34332403

>[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?

>>34332583
This

>>34332403
>[]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
Cut Mari off softly and lets get on our way

>>34332646
...Oh god I read that as 'Get Mari off softly'

>>34332403

This shit is fascinating. Let the two girls keep talking, have one more cig, a drink out of our flask, and try to forget as much as we can

>>34332403
>[X]Definitely enough of this kind of talk.
time for less depressing things

>>34332403
>[]This shit is fascinating. Will either of them go into politics?

This is the last time I'll vote for the depressing option. After the next speech blurb lets go shopping for things they shouldn't be wearing yet

>>34332669
I wouldn't mind getting her off softly.

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>>34332669
>>34332794
That's not how we do things

>>34332531
It has been a slow burn but Declan has been going insane with all of the stored memories. I'm surprised the man is still functional with all the damned memories that would be pouring in over the smallest thing.

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You take a breath. You really shouldn't be, you should stop this, but it's fascinating. Two almost geniuses discussing you academically. Goddamn! What a life.

“So he's lonely. Like that's our fault.”

“It is- he's always there, waiting to catch bullets meant for us!” You drop both cigarette butts onto the ground, grind them out, and then open the car door. (Still vibrant, hot pink.)

“I choose to be lonely,” you say quietly, “because if I get a woman invested in me emotionally and then I die, I'll be leaving her devastated. And I won't do that to someone that doesn't deserve it.”

“Oh God,” Asuka gasps, horrified, as you sit down. “You heard everything?”

“I don't know what you're talking about,” you say. Best not to think about it. Maybe they were joking. (Ha. As if.)

“Dec's nice like that,” Mari butts in. “He knows the meaning of discretion, unlike some people I could mention.” And then she lays a hand on your shoulder and passes a note over to you. You slip it into your pocket, to be read later. Resuming your motoring to the shop that they wanted to go to, you consider how best to apologize.

“I'm sorry,” you finally decide. “I'm sorry for letting my problems ruin your day. I shouldn't have let myself get angry. I'm supposed to be better than that.”

“Asuka forgives you, Dec,” Mari says almost as soon as you're finished talking. “Don't you, Asuka?”

“I- Yes,” she finally says. “I'm sorry for insinuating things I shouldn't have,” she finally bites out.

“As far as I'm concerned,” you say easily. “It never happened. And oh look! We're here!”

“Come in with us then, Dec, maybe flirt with the shopgirl.” What is Mari trying to do. That is not appropriate your job (the mission they) come first.

[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”
[]”No thanks. I'll walk the perimeter.”
[]Write-in.

>>34332869
>[x]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

>>34332869
>[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

lets try talking to people instead of things inside our head

>>34332869
>Write-In
I'll walk the perimeter of the shopkeeps skirt.
^if not
>walk the perimeter

>>34332869
Sure, not like I have anything better to do.

Plus we might get to catch a peak (I know we shouldn't) of what they're trying on

>>34332869

>[]"No thanks I'll walk the perimeter."

>>34332869
>[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

Might as well check for lines of sight and what decent cover - if any - the store has.

>>34332869
>[x]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

>>34332869
>[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

BRING ON THE UNDERAGERS IN LINGERIE!!!

>>34332919
We need to do everything in our power to NOT fuck the kids and instead go for Misato.
Then we can be like a big happy surrogate family when this is all over.

>>34332869
>[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

What does Declan actually look like?
Liam Neeson? Sean Bean? Jason Statham? Young Sean Connery?

>>34332869

>[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

if we walk the perimeter, we can read the note

You are a bodyguard. Guard that body.

>>34332975
Young Ciaran Hinds.

>>34332972

I will respectfully disagree with you sir

>>34332972
I think you're forgetting that we tried that (and died) and that after this is over our soul belongs to "Lilly"

>>34332869
>[x]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”
We are immune to their trickery.

>>34332990

And that booty

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>>34332975
Have any of you played the Saboteur. I keep imagining Declan as essentially being Shaun Devlin with different clothing.

>>34333005

You seem to be forgetting that yes while when we die our soul goes to Lilly (if what she said was true) if we don't die stopping the angels Dec has a looooooooooooooooooooong life ahead of him. Might as well spend it with a real woman. Or Mari

>>34333061
>Mentioning a Devlin
>Not mentioning the most famous Devlin of them all, Liam Devlin of the Eagle Has Landed

>>34332869
>[]”Sure, not like I have anything better to do.”

>>34333061
Needs a beard and some scars.

>>34333005

>Having sex with 14 yearolds will stop SEELE from deploying the MP Evas.

Sure thing retard.

>>34333166

can't hurt

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>>34333125
So essentially Shaun Devlin in the body of pic related, with different clothing.

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>>34333282
FUCK WRONG PIC

>>34333304
You're on 4chan, gay porn is acceptable here.

>>34333282
>in the body of pic related
Oh innuendo you slay me.

>>34333304
Hot damn, my sides

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>>34333304
So this but without a headset, yeah?

>>34333354
Yeah pretty much

>>34333455
is Dec balls deep in Ocelot too?

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>>34333304
Kind of Like this?

>>34333467
No

Unless by Ocelot you mean Shinji

>>34333467
He's balls deep in his mind.

>>34333467
Not in this loop, no.

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>

You give the outside of the building a quick once-over; sturdy walls, thick windows- while you wouldn't want to be holed up in there forever, it would serve while the team following you and the girls came up and hit the enemy (if there is an enemy you hope not) from behind.

“Sure,” you allow. “Why not?” They can't tempt you. You're untouchable. You are an Agent. You step in through the door, following the girls, who have already dashed off. The shop girl greets you, you greet her, and then Asuka is dragging you to sit outside the two dressing rooms they've picked out. What follows is a parade of lingerie and the quiet slaughter of your dignity.

“Dec, does this blue look good on me?”

“Sure.”

“Declan, do you like the red?”

“It's fine.”

“What about this black, here?”

“Works.”

“And the pink?”

“Are you trying for 'mature woman' here, or 'young child?' Vibrant pink only works on Aston-Martins,” you joke. And then a hand rockets into your face, knocking your sunglasses, which you were sitting behind with your eyes safely closed, askew. To see Mari looking down at you from behind her glasses, in a black set-up, with thigh-high stockings and garter belts.

“Christ, Declan. You're such an ass! Trying to nap while Asuka and I are at least trying to make you feel useful.”

[]”Excuse me for trying to act like a gentleman, then.”
[]”Jesus, and you just want to flaunt yourself for me like that? I'm not what you're looking for, lass.”
[]Write-in

>>34333665
>[x]”Excuse me for trying to act like a gentleman, then.”

>>34333665
[X]" Don't give me that. You love it when you have to work for it."

>>34333665
You may not have noticed but my opinions on fashion start and end on camo schemes. Why do you think I like my job so much? I always know what I'm going to be wearing.

You'd think that they would be glad Declan isn't being useful considering that his 'useful' usually involves people dying.

>>34333722
This.

>>34333665
[x]Write-in
Didn't I already establish the ground rule that I wasn't going to evaluate you two. I'm being lenient here.

>>34333665
>[]”Jesus, and you just want to flaunt yourself for me like that? I'm not what you're looking for, lass.”

>>34333665
>[]”Excuse me for trying to act like a gentleman, then.”
+
>>34333743

>>34333665
>[]”Excuse me for trying to act like a gentleman, then.”
Though I admit, >>34333708 tempts me.

>>34333708
This is a trainwreck in a comment

And I support it.

>>34333665
>[x]”Jesus, and you just want to flaunt yourself for me like that? I'm not what you're looking for, lass.”

>>34333665
[x] Write in
"I'm a man, and you're buying clothes. I'm about as useful here as a window on a submarine."

>>34333708
THIS

>>34333708
pls no

>>34333665
[]”Excuse me for trying to act like a gentleman, then.”

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>>34333794

Woops, sorry about that guys, got distracted by a cat. Writing now!

>>34334043
what kind of cat?

>>34334087
No clue, we adopted him from a shelter. He's a black shorthair, though, and when you can get him to not attack our other cat or anything that looks like it might move, he's pretty cuddly.

>>34333708

pls yes

>>34333743

This.

Well this should be fun. It's going to be terrible.

For one glorious moment, you can see it. 'You love it when you have to work for it.' But she'd be pissed- or sad. One or the other. Or both, and crying. So you don't open your mouth. You go for the neutral comment, instead.

“Excuse me for trying to act like a gentleman, then. Christ,” you say. “Anyway, I laid ground rules. You can't legitimately expect me to help you shop for lingerie. Who are you going to wear it for?”

“Well if you keep acting this way, not you.”

“Fine by me,” you rasp. “I'm getting old and broke down anyway, like a warhorse that's been run too far, too long, and had a good fight at the end of it.”

“They used to put old warhorses out to stud, didn't they?” She asks innocently. You scowl and shake your head.

“Not the analogy I was going for...”

“Declan!” Asuka bursts out of her dressing room clad in a skimpy white two-piece out fit. You avert your eyes.

“What?” You grind out.

“You need to get us to the base! There's two Angels attacking!”

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>>34334312
Oh god, they're not going to change are they

>>34334312
>“You need to get us to the base! There's two Angels attacking!”
Oh yeah. Dance Like You Want To Win is up next isn't it?

And that's it for tonight, guys. Thanks for playing! We will pick up sometime next week. I've got to see if I can't do some swapping at work.

Who would you like to see a perspective from, and about what? Tell me now so I can do it now!

>>34334312
Hallefuckinglujah

>>34334355
I wanna see you write Akagi