Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>34389730
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork_Klan_Creation_Tables
ere ya go boss

>>34390351
that's it, I'm taking over.
so we're freebootas. what are our colors?
roll a d100

>>34390485
anyone?
if not I'm leaving

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>34390749
rolling

>>34390936
>yellow
>da flashiest
we be some pimpin' orks
now who's da orkiest ork we got?
roll a d10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>34390956
ROLLING

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>34390956
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>34390981
so he's a speshul ork
>>34390982
a wierdboy? dat's peculiar

roll a d100 to see what da orkiest ting he did was!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>34391010
Letz so what he've got.

>>34391033
look's like he krumped a load of otha orks
guess we bettah roll a d10 foh gork or mork

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>34391050

>>34391109
BOTH! we's da orkiest orks all right!
now roll a d10 for our size

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>34391141

Rolled 8 (1d10)

WAAAGH

>>34391010
peculiar? your OP pic has a weirdboy boss.

>>34391167
look's like we's in short supply of boy's...
no problem, who's are gits dat we don't fight as much? roll a d100

Rolled 76 (1d100)

waagh

>>34391230
da humies? gork knows how dat happened
who do we hates more den everybody else?
another d100

Rolled 31 (1d100)

dunno boss

>>34391304
da pansy boys wit da funny ears, we hate dose gits!
now what boys do we got more dan anybody else? roll a d10

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>34391373
wierdboys, dats perfect!
now what's da best thing we eva looted? d100

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>34391394

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>34391394

>>34391415
a humie titan? dat's a big loot?
I's say we turn it into a base a operashuns, you knows what I mean?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>34391394

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>34391394

>>34391436
okay, so we's got a clan full of weirdboys who are wit da humies and don't like the pointy ears. plus we's da flashiest orks in da galaxy complete with a humie titan.
I've got an idea
pimp orks
we takes the humie mek, and turn it into da flashiest, snazziest, happenest club in da galaxy. den we kidnap sum pointy ears and make 'em work as waiters and 'entertainment' for da humies who come through and give us lotsa loot for da grog and pointy ear girls!
wot do you grots say?

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>34391476
but when do we fight, boss?

>>34391668
where do you fink we get da pointy ears?
all da weirdboys manage da klub and stuff
we's go out and fight da pointy ears, come back wit some girls, and drink grog with da humies!
it's a oppertunistic investment
we can use da loot we get for gold teef and fur jackets
I's da boss, so I get a big cane wit a soulstone on it, and some shiny glasses
plus I get da biggest hat!
you can calls me...
krumpdaddy!

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>be a guardsman
>life sucks
>as usual
>campaigning across some agrarian worlds to stop some eldar raids
>look over the horizon
>spotlights and flashing multicolored lasers
>are we under attack?
>continue forward in my battletank
>see a massive monolithic structure
>it's a fucking emperor class titan
>upon closer inspection, it looks like it's covered in neon signs
>what
>giant yellow and purple lights spell out "Da Klub"
>when I get to the entrance I see a bunch of tough-looking orks in fur coats
>what is this I don't even
>turn to run and tell my commissar
>ork grabs me by the shoulder, turns me around
>HEY, YOU'S ONE A DEM HUMIES IN THIS REGIMENT, ROIGHT? YOU AINT NO POINTY EAR IN DISGUISE?
>terrified, I answer out of shock
>y-yes?
>COME ON IN DA PARTY'S ON DA TOP FLOOR
>is this some sort of warp incursion?
>find myself at the top floor
>eldar women walking around serving drinks
>what looks like some kind of strange mekboy is mixing drinks with industrial machinery at the bar
>see my commissar getting a lapdance from a banshee
>fuck it
>down a whole mug of grog
>arm wrestle an ork
>get incredibly wasted
>have the best time of my life
>leave the next day, continuing my mission
>to this day I will never forget Da Klub

>>34392067
We have a winner.

>>34392067
Somebody screencap this please