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that which communes with the lesser

you desire it

it desires you

foolish weeds

enjoy this situation while you can

it will not last


>Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=false+dendrite+quest

>Branches known thus far:
http://pastebin.com/kV5qadw2

>Twitter:
https://twitter.com/QM_Archelon

>Ask.fm:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame
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>>34610459
It... It wants to kill the waifus... it cannot be allowed.
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>>34610459
I swear that REMOVE is jealous of CC's new waifu.
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>>34610459
Christ, REMOVE, you're a dick.
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>"So, er..." Charlotte looks around, "...you want to go get something to eat?" she asks. "There's a couple of nice restaurants around here, and of course I'll foot the bill so this can be like our first DATE date!"
>"Well I am getting kind of hungry..." I shrug.

>And then I remember ho mad Allison was when I didn't come home yesterday... and that she saved me some of the food that she cooked last night.

>......dammit dammit DAMMIT I haven't watered my plants either!


"Sorry," I mumble. "I can't. Not tonight."

Stupid responsibilities.

"...really?" Charlotte looks at me with a mix of both surprise and disappointment on her face. "Yeah, I guess it was kind of a sudden thing to spring on you. Sorry, I just thought-"
"No, that's not it!" I stammer. "I want to, it's just that I've got plants at home to water and my sister's kind of pissed at me for being away for so long!"
"...oh," she nods.

...and now she looks REALLY guilty. Great.

"Umm... tonight's no good, but maybe we could go out somewhere tomorrow?" I ask. "I don't have any plans then."
"Y- yes, that would be great!" Charlotte says with a beaming smile. "And that would be enough time to call ahead and make sure that we have a table..."


>ask if she wants to come over my house
>head home by myself, it's getting late
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>>34610459
heh, even overshine knows it was a dumb idea
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>>34610527
>ask if she wants to come over my house
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>>34610527
> ask if she wants to come over to my house
Jeez, CC has some junk in the trunk.
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>>34610527
>ask if she wants to come over my house
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>>34610527
>head home by myself, it's getting late
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>>34610459

Overshine, please no bully.

>>34610527

Oh yo, who drew this?

>ask if she wants to come over my house

Allison knows her. Besides the inevitable teasing, I'm sure it'll be fine if she comes over for a bit before we sleep at home (finally).
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>>34610527

>ask if she wants to come over my house
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>>34610527
>>head home by myself, it's getting late
We're going to sleep in our own bed BY OURSELVES dammit!
Just once!
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>>34610527
>ask if she wants to come over my house
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>>34610527
>ask if she wants to come over my house
might as well introduce Charlotte to sis. That and that is an awesome artwork there archelon!
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>>34610527
>>ask if she wants to come over my house
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>>34610527
>ask if she wants to come over my house

As much as I am disappointed we didn't go the tomgirl route, might as well make the best of the druid route. That and having her over to see our sister seems like what our character would do.
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>>34610593
We tried that, we broke our window. Never again.
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>>34610715
If She's even home. I'm half expecting her to be out with whatever the hell that guys name is...
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>>34610527
Why are her cafes larger then her thighs?
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>>34610459
Overshine really is starting to grow on me.
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>>34610818
Yeah right up until it makes CC burn Mina's face off or something.
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>>34610842
I don't see that happening unless things go really badly somehow, and in that case it's probably because we didn't listen to Overshine's warnings in the first place.
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>>34610575
>Oh yo, who drew this?
A girl who goes by the name of Bishakalaka.


>writing
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>>34610902
Char's second personality tried to kill her. I'd guess overshine has more oomph than hers.

I can totally see it attempting to supplant/destroy us for control. Doing what Over Shine wants may just be a form of conditioning to make the transition from CC to OS smoother.
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>>34611089
or, overshine is more of an helper, a guide to make us the good king
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>>34611176
I'll take justified fear over blind optimism.
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>>34611222
>Being cautious.
What is this bizaro/tg/?
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>>34611222
We haven't been very cautious so far, why start now?
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>>34611290
Welcome to the twilight zone /tg/.
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>>34611320
Because I'm reasonably sure CC doesn't want to lose her mind to a homicidal photon.
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>>34611320
On the contrary, we've been trying to keep Theresa from doing retarded shit. It's like Theresa's the one that's actually controlled by /tg/.
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>>34611469
>doing justice
>retarded shit
pls
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>>34611581
>Point
>You're making it
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"Alright, it's a date!" I laugh.

I kind of want to smack myself for making such a bad pun, but I couldn't help myself.

"Ehehe... sorry if I seem kind of anxious, but I honestly have no idea what the right way to go about this kind of thing is," Charlotte says with a nervous smile. "I hope I'm not coming off as too forceful."
"Don't worry, you're not," I reply, emphatically shaking my head. "I'm just as new to this as you are. I mean, I didn't even realize I was into girls and not guys until I was talking to my sister about you, and umm..."

Aagh I feel so stupid right now!

"That's right, your sister!" Charlotte snaps her fingers. "I guess you should stop holding you up here before she gets mad at me too," she giggles.
"Don't even joke about that, she's really scary when something sets her off," I reply as an entire childhood's worth of devilmode Allison memories flash back in my mind.

And then I get an idea!

"But she seemed to like you well enough," I point to Charlotte, "so maybe you could come along and have dinner with us?"
"Um, are you sure?" Charlotte asks. "I don't want to intrude on your family time..."
"Don't worry about that," I shake my head. "Allison's always bringing her boyfriends over to have dinner with us, she doesn't have any right to complain about me bringing my girlfriend over."

It takes a few seconds for the gravity of what I just said to register in my mind. And judging from the way Charlotte's blushing right now, she's every bit as embarrassed as I am.

>[1/?]
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>>34611767
> It takes a few seconds for the gravity of what I just said to register in my mind. And judging from the way Charlotte's blushing right now, she's every bit as embarrassed as I am.
D'aww.
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>>34611469
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>>34611767
And the Alison x Charlotte ship is a go.
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>>34611906
Oh god I've never wanted anything more.
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>>34611767
I swear Charlotte looks a lot like Yang from RWBY some how.
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>>34611929
I know right.
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>>34611767
Who did this one, arch? Doesn't seem to be in the same style as this >>34610527
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>[2/2]

"Y... yeah..." Charlotte mumbles, her face completely flushed. "We're girlfriends now, huh..."

Trembling, Charlotte draws closer to me... but then she hops off the couch and marches over to the door in the most unnatural way ever.

"C'mon Cecile let's head to your house before your sister starts to worry!" Charlotte shouts.
"Umm, yeah," I nod, getting up from the couch to follow after her.

Along the way, I look over at the open balcony door just in time to see Loki and Rhaccy fly off into the night. At first I kind of want to ask her why Charlotte doesn't just close it when she leaves the room... but then I remember that she can tell any bugs that end up flying inside to go away, and any potential burglars will end up getting mauled by Milla.

The more I think about it, the more I realize just how useful Charlotte's power is.


>talk about a thing along the long walk home
>just enjoy each other's company as we walk
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>>34612363
>talk about a thing along the long walk home
can Charlotte send Loki ahead to see if anyone and staking out our home?
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>>34612363
Guys. Did we just pull another sylvie? I really hope we didn't
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>>34612363
>>talk about a thing along the long walk home
Those black panties.
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>>34612429
Oh yeah, we're still Charlotte's underwear, aren't we?
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>>34612424
We obviously did, probably worse.
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>>34612363
>just enjoy each other's company as we walk

>>34612424

If you interpret Theresa as this quest's Sylvie, sure.

In which case, I guess Irene would be this quest's Nicolette.
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>>34612424
We might have, but at least we didn't take nearly a year to do so.
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>>34612424
I don't see it that way. Teresa really wanted in our pants but we never committed to anything and she was well aware of our time spent with Charlotte.

If you asking if Teresa is going to act unreasonably and assault us... that is a possibility.
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>>34612524

The devil's proof is in the pudding, anon. She might've been looking at us while we asked out Charlotte.
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>>34612524
Theresa is totally going to go invisible and rape us without us even realizing.
And I'm okay with that.
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>>34612562
The only way to tell is by her reaction when we reveal we got ourselves engaged.
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>>34612577
Better if she tapes it and makes Charlotte watch.
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>>34612363
>>just enjoy each other's company as we walk

>>34612448
... Uh... I don't think this is a tf quest?
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>>34612562
>>34612577
To be totally honest I'm more worried about alternate her pushing Charlotte in front of a bus.
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>>34611996
An artist by the name of 121642.


>writing
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Side note we've got to call Mina and tell her all about this... I believe we may have promised.
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Maybe Theresa will end up running into a certain green-haired girl and teaming up with her to help remove the wicked enemies of the Tree of Life.

I just don't want Irene to be lonely
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>>34612756
Why?

Also we might be that enemy... and if she goes of the semi-religious deep end she may crucify us.
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We should ask if specific branches come with the same personalities, or similar. And if so, how the relationship with over shine usually boogies down.
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>>34612937
Should probably bring up that she told us our dream was just a dream but then used it when the female body inspector showed up.
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>>34612974
>but then used it when the female body inspector showed up.
Uh, what?
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>>34612989
Pin-wheel Shadow guy.
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>>34612989
She told female body inspector "what are you going to do teleport?" or something along those lines.
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>>34613062
ohhhh, now I get what you meant.
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>>34613062
She took a leap of faith and clearly we had no idea as to what we where talking about. He clearly couldn't teleport!
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>>34613167
>He clearly couldn't teleport!

Just like how we can only make lasers not bend light.
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The elevator ride down is... well, it's really awkward. I don't know what to say to Charlotte right now or if maybe I should try and hold her hand or what. And she's just swaying back and forth on her heels while humming a tune that I'm not familiar with and dammit she's just so cute I just want to jump on her right now.

But those are just hormones. I'm not like Allison, I know better than to act on every impulse. Especially now that I have a murderous voice in my head that might try and take over my body... but Charlotte said that she'd have my back if anything bad happened with that, so I'm going to trust her on that.

Charlotte also said that she was going to make a dress for me... I wonder what color it'll be? She's wearing black and white, so maybe it'll match with hers? I know she likes matching stuff, seeing as how the underwear I'm wearing right now was color-coordinated to match with the dress she lent me.

And the panties she was wearing yesterday matched her dress... oh god the image is clear in my mind.

"Hm?" Charlotte turns to me. "Cecile, is something the matter?"
"N- no, it's nothing!" I stammer while trying to cover my blushing face.

What the hell is wrong with meeeee


>[1/?]
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>>34613255
>What the hell is wrong with meeeee
You are a quest mc on /tg/.
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>>34613228
I hope that doesn't mean we've given him the idea to try teleporting now.
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>>34613287
QUIET YOU FOOL SHE'll HEAR YOU!
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>>34613255

"You're really funny sometimes, you know that?" Charlotte says, wrapping her arm around me and pulling me close.
"Um... thanks..." I mumble.
"And that's part of why I like you!" she says, kissing me on the cheek.

Nope. Don't say anything. Just enjoy this nice alone time while I can, because any minute now we're gonna get to the first

BING

...dammit, so much for that.

As the elevator door opens, Charlotte lets go of me and eases away a little bit. While it might seem like she's ashamed to be seen with me as a couple out of fear of being outed as public lesbians, I can tell what the real reason is.

"Good evening, Miss Charlotte! Miss Cecile!" that creepy weirdo waves to us as we make our way through the lobby. Gaah, I can only imagine what he'd say if we started acting all lovey-dovey around him.

>[2/?]
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>>34613433
God damn it Cecile, you can invisible yourself! You don't need to let the creepy guy see you!
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>tfw Charlotte couldn't be a qt redhead with double buns and wavy hair

you fucked up arch
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>>34613433
IT'S THE MASTERMIND!!!
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>>34613433
Hotel guy did nothing wrong.
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>>34613484
Stop it, you're making such a thing sound really tempting.
hiro-san best gril
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>>34613062
>>34613167
>>34612974
Irene also knew that we had a nightmare when we asked about it..


>Class is about to start soon... but eh, I have enough time to send Charlotte a quick text message about that dream I had.

>"hi charlotte does over shine make prophecy dreams????????"

>"Over Shine does NOT have prophetic dreams. The only prophetic Branches I know of are Oracle and Lucky Rabbit, and the latter does not even work in that way. You dream was NOT a prophecy, so please do not concern yourself with it. It was just a nightmare."

>It was just a nightmare."

>Nightmare

When did we tell her that part?
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>>34613509

It doesn't help that you can feasibly pass off Cecile as Sae, since they almost have the same appearance.

Personality, well, not even close.

It's okay, we got 170 threads to convince Charlotte to change her hair style.
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>>34613531
It's not really a big leap of logic. They know we're a new Branch user, nightmares are pretty much par for the course.
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>>34613531
You do see the part where we said it was a dream, right?
And the bit where the text is kinda frantic.
Would you be frantically texting someone about a dream that wasn't bad?
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>>34613585
Would you be frantically texting someone about a dream that wasn't bad?
Yes.
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>>34613433

Getting past him with a simple claim of being busy (because we actually are), we hurry through the hotel entrance and make our way outside.

"I always liked nights like this..." Charlotte says, looking up at the night sky while we walk.
"Yeah, it's pretty," I reply, at the moon.
"It's too bad you don't get the really good views in the city, though," she sighs.
"You don't?"
"No, all this light pollution makes it hard to see the stars," she says, shaking her head. "As it is, the few ones that we can see right now are just the ones that shine the brightest. Now if we were in the woods, the sky would just be -filled- with stars! I wish I could show you, views like that helped me through some of the rougher times."

I'm half-expecting her to give me some lame line about me being her star, but I guess she has more shame than that.

Or maybe I'm the only one who would come up with something that bad.

>[3/4]
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>>34613585
>>34613575
Sorry. Guess I'm still paranoid over Mami and it's leaking over here.
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>>34613772
Hmm... Maybe clear up the light pollution so she can see the stars?
A romantic, starlit walk home with our new girlfriend?
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>>34613830
That might be a bit too large-scale for now. A good goal to work towards, though.
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>>34613784
Run not in the shadow. The shadowrun is the mind killer.
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>>34613869
What did arch say about how she wanted us to feel despair?
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>>34613887
What? Oh God... I missed that. ARCH IS GOING TO KILL ALL THE WAIFUS!
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>>34613869
I actually hope that Mami is a cultist. It'd make things interesting.and fun.

Also there's enough evidence that I'm pretty sure she is.
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>[4/4]

Cheesy lines or not, it's still nice to be able to walk like this together. As a couple.

"Ehehe..." I look down at the ground, every bit as happy about this situation as I am embarrassed with it. "Umm, Charlotte?"
"Hm?" Charlotte turns to me.
"Y... you think that maybe we could hmdnmdnmm"
"Eh? I didn't get that last bit."
"Maybe we could, umm..." I start fidgeting. "...hold hands until we get to my house?"
"Wha-" Charlotte stares right at me for a splitsecond before averting her gaze. "W- well if you want to then I don't see what would be so bad about doing such a thing, I mean-"

If we're both super nervous all the time then we'll never get anywhere. And as the initiator of our first kiss, I feel it to be my duty to try and-

"Cecile," Charlotte says, stopping dead in her tracks just before I can take her hand.
"Huh?" I turn to her, stopping as well. "What's wrong?"
"I just got a Synapse," she replies. "I have Rhaccy and Loki looking out for who it might be, but be careful jut in case, okkay?"


>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on
>let's run
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>>34614074
>>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on
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>>34614074
>>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on
Try not to panic...
PANIC
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>>34614074
>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on
I swear to god if our sister found the book...
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>>34614074
>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on
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>>34614145
We didn't have it at our house did we? I thought teresa and mina kept their copies?
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>>34614183
Nah Mina read it, got to power to summon a lance and is now worried that she triggered a death flag.
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>>34614074

I'm lost, where are we? We're just walking down the street, right?

I don't think it's best not to do anything, since if we felt the Synapse, that means they did too.

I think we should just walk a bit faster, but definitely not run. It's still being cautious either way.
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>>34614239
>since if we felt the Synapse, that means they did too

Do you even Bitch Beater?
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>>34614239
Charlotte felt it, not us. If it isn't a long synapse range branch, they might not have detected us yet.
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>>34614239
Different branches have different ranges to their synapse sense thing, if someone can sense us, we might not be able to sense them and vice versa
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>>34614074
>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on

Use our power to look in a 360 degree arc around us, check out any hiding spots, while looking like we're walking normally. Holding Charlotte's hand should actually help with this.

We have a lot of surveillance between us and Charlotte so I'm not overly worried.
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>>34614300
So Charlotte is early warning radar and we're short range detection?
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>>34614318
I believe our range is normal, hers is huge?
There was this thing posted awhile back
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>>34614339
Yeah but does she have an approximate location of them? If we feel them they're getting a lot closer like a sonar ping situation.
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>>34614224
Being lancer is suffering
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>>34614074

>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on

some how i knew getting back home won't be easy.
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>>34614396
Shouldn't have joined team hotwheels.
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>>34614273
>>34614300

Even then, we have information that we should use, and it's true; we have no proof that they detected Charlotte at the same time, way more before than we did, or at all. I still say we, along with Charlotte, should pace ourselves a little faster since Charlotte knows someone's around. Better safe than sorry, you know?
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>>34614074
>>follow her example, let's not do anything until we know what's going on
we are still going to hold her hand right?
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Updates the Btanch pastebin list thing.
http://pastebin.com/wL3mD1R1


>writing
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>>34614074
its Theresa
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>>34614472
We'd never see her coming.
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>>34614471
You forgot to add the earth and air elemental branches to the list.
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>>34614502
But we're not the ones seeing her are we?
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>>34614544
I didn't forget, those ones just haven't been written up yet.
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>>34614471

>Titanic Shift

Huh. Is this new? I'm guessing it is, since it doesn't have the flavor description.
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>Titanic Shift

we merkava now

we dhalsim now

we wiggly arms now
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Just be careful. That's right. Don't run off or do anything dumb like that, there's no knowing who it is that got within Charlotte's Synapse range without until we actually see whoever it is. I mean, it could be that pinwheel guy or it could be Irene. And there's no sense in freaking out until we're sure that it's a threat.

...and then Charlotte starts growling. Why is she growling.

"...I know that scent," Charlotte says, positioning herself in front of me. "Cecile, don't move until I say so."
"Okay," I nod.

why are you afraid

why do you hide behind this weed

attack


>[1/?]
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>>34614725
Go back to sleep Over Shine.
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>>34614725
I'm with Overshine here, stop being a bitch, Cecile.
We control the sun, nigga. Nobody is going to fuck with us.
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>>34614725
>inb4 it's Joshua
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>>34614725
Why am I afraid? Because I have a weak noodle brain to match my weak noodle arms.
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>>34614725
Its night time Overshine, go to sleep
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>>34614725
Shut up REMOVE.
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>>34614725
Normally I'd agree but if Charlotte starts to have issues I say we melt the bitch/bastard responsible. Moon reflects sunlight.
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>>34614839
But conceptually, that is... moonlight.
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>>34614849
Wait.. is it a full moon? Are we about to get jumped by wolf bitch?
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>>34614849
>and then CC was sailor moon
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>>34614874
Oh shit
it's happening
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>>34614874
This fight is on like Donkey Kong!
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>>34614902
>>34614896
>"Only if you want one,"

Her words, not ours. So it might be nothing.
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>Just as she says that, a gentle-looking guy emerges from behind her.

I'm guessing it's not pinwheel guy.
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>>34614913
Yes we know Arch! But what happens next!?
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>>34614912
What would yfw be if it's joshua?
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>>34614913
>>34614874
archelon stop
pls
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>>34614935
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>>34614725

Just as I feel the Synapse myself, our unknown opponent comes into view. And Charlotte's not the only one who recognizes them.

"Th- the werewolf girl!?" I stammer, doing my best to follow what Charlotte said and not run the hell away right now. I mean, I almost killed her just yesterday, and so did Charlotte! There's no way she doesn't hold a grudge against us!"
"What," Charlotte raises an arm to block her from getting to me. "you came for a rematch? Perhaps the trauma caused you to forget what happened to you yesterday?"
"Oh, but this time I have backup!" Luiza says with a toothy grin.

Just as she says that, a gentle-looking guy emerges from behind her. I guess they approached us in formation so that we wouldn't notice him coming too?

>[2/?]
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>>34614913
>>34614896
>>34614902
>>34614926
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>>34614967
I don't understand... WHY IS EVERYTHING BURNING!
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Does... someone have some sort of time freeze power? Are we being time fucked?
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>>34614963
Remove.
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>>34614977
To ask 'Why does archelon want to burn everything down?' Is the same as to ask 'Why do the leaves fall?'. I tell you, it is in their nature to do so. The better question to ask is, 'What is worth burning down?'
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>>34615018
You know SOMEONE does

This probably isn't one of them, he's probably just a cloaky guy.

But you know someone, somewhere, is Dio.
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>>34615040
I don't know... I'm shadow running that werewolf girl decides to give a few playful hits to charlotte think she's the same branch and maims her for life.
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Well, when in doubt STARLIGHT BREAKER
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>>34614977
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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>>34614977
He made a spelling error.
He must remove it.
He is very diligent.
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>>34614963

I mean, this guy looks so wimpy that -I- could probably take him in a fistfight. But if he's with Luiza then that probably means that he's some kind of powerful Branch user...

"Hi," the guy says, waving to us. "I'm Luiza's boyfriend Matteo!"
"And I suppose you want to get revenge for the way I humiliated your girlfriend yesterday?" Charlotte asks, not letting down her guard for a second.
"Well, it didn't start out that way," he shrugs. "Me and Luiza were just coming back from the movies when she felt a Synapse. And I got a hunch saying to go in this direction... and that's how we found you two!"
"...a hunch?" I ask.
"Matteo's hunches are -always- right," Luiza says as she reaches over his shoulders and hugs him from behind. "He's my perfect little bunny!"
"And you're my lovely puppy," Matteo says, giving her a quick peck before she lets go of him.

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>>34615102
>He
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>>34615137
It is time to Lock up the Wolves.
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>>34615149
What if
Double date
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>>34615149
Double date when?
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>>34615193
>>34615199
Let's suggest it
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>>34615149
We should double date.
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>>34615193
>>34615199
>>34615213
>>34615220
I like where everyone's head's at. Plan Double date commence.
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>>34615193
MULTI-DATE MADNESS
CC and Charlotte
Luiza and Matteo
Theresa and Mina
Allison and Kevin

Joshua and both Lorelei and Irene
Archibald with no one because fuck him
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>>34615315
>Theresa and Mina

No.
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>>34615315
Theresa and Mina
Confirmed for illiterate
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>>34615149
>[4/4]

This is sickening.

"So what exactly do you want?" Charlotte asks. "To make me vomit with your public displays of affection?"
"Mmmmm... nope!" Matteo replies with a beaming smile. "You beat up my girlfriend and she's really sore about it... I mean, what the two of you did to her would've killed anyone else, you know?" he says, pointing accusingly.
"Sadly, it didn't."
"Well since you clearly show no regret for what you did to her, I guess I'm going to have to defend her honor..."

Matteo crouches down for a splitsecond and then practically ROCKETS towards Charlotte!


>try and back her up
>try and stay out of the way
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>>34615355
>>try and back her up
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>34615355
>REMOVE
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>>34615355
>try and back her up

Fuck being a passive waifu
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>>34615355
>try and back her up
Laser the prick!
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>>34615355
>>try and back her up
Don't be useless Cecile.
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>>34615355
>try and back her up
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>>34615355
>>try and back her up
Quick do the light angle trick
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>>34615355

>try and back her up

Light 'em up.
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>>34615355
>try and back her up

And possibly BLOCK if this is combat since that seems like a Strike.
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Can we finally do a flash bang now?
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>>34615355
>try and back her up

So the double date is off then?
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>writing
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>>34615355
>Methinks ye need not seen any longer, rabbit boy.
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>>34615355
>try and back her up
flash
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Just before Charlotte's about to get hit by Matteo, she hops to the side and gets into a low stance. I can tell that Charlotte's planning to use the opening created by his missed attack, but he does some kind of flip while in midair and lands on his feet before she can get a chance to do so.

Backing Charlotte up, I put up a refraction field while Matteo's too busy with righting himself to notice.

...but he doesn't fall for it. Aiming at what looks like nothing at al, Matteo races right through my redirected light and just barely misse hitting her face with a flying kick.

"Your shitty tricks ain't gonna work on my Matteo!" Luiza taunts.

>[1/?]
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>>34615355
SO do you want to fuck her while I watch, because I would be up for that. BUT I WILL NOT SPIT ON YOU!
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>>34615659
>"Your shitty tricks ain't gonna work on my Matteo!" Luiza taunts.
but a face lazer wll
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>>34615659

Fuck him then.

Rip this ho's weave off. Better start pulling out the cellphone too, we getting worldstar in here.
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>>34615659

that which evades calamity

remove it

far too dangerous to allow to live

it would hurt the weed that you lust for

would you stand back and do nothing?

S... shut up, evil voice. Charlotte is MY girlfriend and I'm not going to let her get hurt.

I know how to catch the sun too.

>[2/?]
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>>34615659
>"Your shitty tricks ain't gonna work on my Matteo!" Luiza taunts.

yeah okay, didn't expect them to anyway.
or if it worked, some other NPC would have swooped in and saved him.
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>I know how to catch the sun too

IT'S

HAPPENING
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>>34615762
Hey. Be polite to your headmate, young lady. Unless you /want/ to have to kill it off eventually.
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>>34610546
Overshine doesn't like anyone. Not telling us to remove her is the closest it ever comes to liking someone.
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>>34615762
How wasteful. Blinding them would be far more efficient.
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>>34615762
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>>34615816
He's a precog, so he's pretty much unhittable even if blinded.
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>>34615804
Overshine likes Theresa.
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>>34615762
>I know how to catch the sun too.

Question. If we can control light, and we can control the different wavelengths of light, could we separate and focus the UV light specifically?
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>>34615762

All the light around, I gather it in my hands. Though I've never done this before while completely myself, I've been through the motions enough times to exactly how it's supposed to feel. And this...

...it's weak? Not enough light in my hand to do much of anything... but why?

"Stupid lesbian solarbitch, you can't fire your stupid lasers at NIGHTTIME!" Luiza cackles at me.
"Shut up," I growl.

There's still enough moonlight for me to do something... but at the rate I'm going right now, it's going to take forever. And Charlotte's still fighting with that Matteo guy all the while I'm trying to do this, but he's dodging everything that she's throwing at him.

And now that stupid bitch just ruined my element of surprise! Why the hell's she just standing over there, does she think that her boyfriend'll be able to take out both of us without get having to lift a finger to help?

>[3/?]
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Does anyone have/know which thread the CC remove face is from? I'm gonna remake the remove kebab pic to be less shit.
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>>34615762
>I know how to catch the sun too.
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Oh look the thing that everyone was hyped up to do didn't happen and won't happen.
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>>34615894
Remember CC, moonlight is just reflected sunlight!
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>>34615940
Well then we will just have to use that!
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>>34615894
>Stupid lesbian solarbitch, you can't fire your stupid lasers at NIGHTTIME!
No, but we can blind a bitch long enough to taze her ass.
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>>34615964

Yes, that!
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>>34615964
But we'll go crazy if we use that

No, I'm serious, we'll really go crazy
Let's not use 'that'
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>>34615894
take his light, can't dodge if he can't see
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>>34616010
No, he's not tracking her through sight

It's probably through smell or sound.

His eyes may not even be open right now.
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>>34616002
That is the point.
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>>34616010

From the clues I'm guessing his breach allows him to intuit things. Which would be why he wasn't fooled by refracting, and why they knew exactly where we were.
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>>34615894
So next time we're buying a flashlight to carry around everywhere right? The kind that permenantly damages your eyes if shone on and can cook eggs.
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>>34616021
It was already explained that he can see into the future, so he doesn't need any of his senses to dodge attacks.
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>>34615894
>[4/4]

But even without the element of surprise, I can still try and hold this charge for a good moment. Yeah, all Charlotte has to do is force this guy back into a position where he won't be able to dodge it!

"I know what you're tryin', and it ain't happening!" Luiza shouts as she starts running towards me.


>try to hit matteo with the laser, charlotte will take care of luiza if I do that
>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me
>hit someone with something else
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>>34616051
>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me

Fuck her. She's done.
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>>34616051
REMOVE
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>>34616051
>try to hit matteo with the laser, charlotte will take care of luiza if I do that
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>>34616051
>>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me
do we have our stun gun on us, follow up once she's down
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>>34616051
There's only one effective way to deal with a precog on the battlefield, /tg/ - make your actions randomized as much as possible.
Roll a 1d3 on it.
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>>34616051
Can we do two things? Just blind Luiza and hit Matteo with the laser.
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>>34616051
>>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me
Today: wolf meat for dinner.
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>>34616051
>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me
Be ready for her to shrug it off, though; she healed from a full blast last time.
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>>34616051
>hit someone with something else
Luzia with a tazer, those seemed to be more effective than lasers.
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>>34616051
>try to hit matteo with the laser, charlotte will take care of luiza if I do that

Luiza regenerated from us using a full sun laser on her, a moon laser won't take her down for long. Bunny boy probably will be in a lot worse shape if we fry his achilles tendons.

And if we can make Luiza miss with a refraction field or a false image that'd be nice.
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>>34616087
This, but I think that will happen anyway.

Really nothing we do here matters or will affect the battle, I think we should call someone, maybe Irene.
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>>34616051
>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me
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>>34616051
>>try to hit matteo with the laser, charlotte will take care of luiza if I do that
flash bang wolf girl
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>>34616078
No, that's how you deal with a mind reader. Precogs are harder; you have to plan outside of their prediction range to set up a situation which forces their loss.
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>>34616119
Flash bang her all night long.
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>>34616051

If that is the case then change completely. Use the light to destory the ground at his feet. Hopefully tripping him and giving Char a opening to get in a hit.
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>>34616051
can we not blind them both?
I get the distinct impression that it wouldn't work well, but surprise works wonders on the battlefield.
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REMOVE
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>>34616051
>hit someone with something else

pocket sand luiza
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>>34616051
>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me
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>>34616136
Judging by the branch name, his power is only good for defense.
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>>34615897
Nobody?
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>>34616051
>try to hit luiza with the laser, I don't want to distract charlotte with having to defend me

Moon lazer the Werewolf what could go wrong?
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>>34616171
>pocket sand luiza
Only option if sand or dirt is available.
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>>34616051
Flash bang anyone who we aren't trying to ACTUALLY bang.
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>All these theories and plans of attack
It won't work. At best you'll maybe trip up one of them and have to get saved like the delicate waifu CC is.

>>34616182
Also this isn't true because he's using it to attack Charlotte now.
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>writing
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>>34616220
So... nobody?
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Wait a moment. Why didn't we just refraction field Luiza?
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Being a precog doesn't give him perfect defense though. I doubt he can dodge a bullet because even if he knows he's getting shot at five seconds from now, there's not enough time to dodge between the moment the bullet leaves the gun and when it hits him. At most, he can make himself a difficult target to hit or seek cover.

And his power isn't perfect in any case, or all his attacks would hit.
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>>34616296
Considering Luiza called him Rabbit and his "hunches" I think his power might be super luck instead of precog
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>>34616362
He obviously has the Lucky Rabbit branch.
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>>34616362
In that case, let's shove a black cat at his face.
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>>34616394
Don't we happen to know a really big one?
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>>34616445
Mina ain't that fat!
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So does anyone else picture archelon having height envy so she walks around on stilts?
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>>34616484
Extra funny because they're 6'?
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Do I have enough?

Not that it matters, Luiza is coming right for me. Steadying my footing, I take aim and let it fly.

I hear a loud popping sound as the beam of light hits Luiza right in her face... and to be more specific, right in her eyes. My aim was true and my charge seemed to be enough for what I needed, as she's sent reeling back in pain.

surprising

"MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES OF MY FUCKING GOD YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Luiza shrieks, clutching her eyes in pain... wow, now she isn't even screaming in English anymore.


>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
>she's out of the picture for now, time to try and help charlotte
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>>34616522
>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
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>>34616394

I like this idea.

>>34616522

>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover

Double tap.
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>>34616522
>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
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>>34616522
>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
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>>34616522
>>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
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>>34616522
>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover

She is not out of the picture.
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>>34616484
Where did you get that archelon is a she?
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>getting in close range
Bad idea.
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>>34616522
>>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
shout out to bunny boy
"Maybe you should be less worried about defending your girlfriend's "honor" and more worried about her constantly starting trouble she can't deal with"
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>>34616522
>>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover
Good night!
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>>34616564
I think he has stated he's a guy, buy I may misremember. It's just all the talk about omouto/daughteru bullshit that's been plagueing some recent threads.
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Can we do anything cool with the stun gun as far as our power is concerned?

I'm sure there's some creative ways to enhance it or something fancy with it, but I can't think of anything.
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>>34616522
>use my stun gun on her to try and knock her out before she can recover

Zzzzzzzzzap!
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>>34616608
Not really, since they're based on electric discharge.
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>>34616608
we could hook a solar panel/battery to it, that way we could overcharge it for bigger zaps
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>>34616608
we can change its color
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>writing
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Can we please refraction field her while she's blinded so that when she regains her vision, she can't hit us?
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>>34616749
that doesn't work on people that use smell and sound. and besides that, she's still hip to how we work.
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>>34616564
All of her actions.
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That's right, Theresa gave me a stungun for just such an occasion. And this piece of filth was just trying to kill me. A second time.

I feel the anger welling up inside me as I walk up to the still-screaming Luiza, my stungun at the ready. The fool doesn't even notice that I'm here... this will be the last mistake that she makes.

ZAP

ZAP

ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP

The air fills with the scent of ozone and charred flesh as I repeatedly jab my stungun into the fool's exposed back. She doesn't even try and defend herself, instead curling up into the fetal position.

Good. This only makes my task easier.


>[1/?]
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>>34616800
Who are we right now?
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>>34616789
... like the one where he said hes a 6'2''(ish) black dude?
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>arch's face when.
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>She doesn't even try and defend herself, instead curling up into the fetal position.
>
>Good. This only makes my task easier.
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>>34616816
Misinformation to throw off her stalkers that are trying to beat her up for the PGQ shitstorm. You know which one.
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>>34616813
We are ourselves, I think. REMOVE is more disjointed and concise, and doesn't always use full sentences.
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>>34616840
Or uppercase letters or punctuation. But still....
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>>34616800
This can only end well.
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>>34616840
>Implying there is a difference.
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>>34616813
I think it's REMOVE rubbing off on CC
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>>34616800
Uh, CC, I think you need to count to ten, slowly.
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>>34616800

Frying and shocking and screaming and kicking and screaming and shocking and shocking and screaming and stomping and stomping and stomping and bleeding and choking and shocking and shocking and shocking

Oh. I ran out of batteries.

That's a shame, but I still have two feet to use, along with an entire starry sky's worth of light.

>[2/?]
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>>34616891
time to remove
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>>34616800
Damn CC, chill out. You're 2-0 against this bitch, at least stop to gloat.
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>>34616891
I think we slipped guys.
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>>34616901
No. Only remove.
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>>34616891
Is this entire encounter just to force Charlotte to make out with CC again?
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>>34616922
Char's a little too busy to do anything about it.
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>>34616904
And for the first time that I wasn't instigating it from the start.
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>>34616891
I think we fell off the deep end, guys.
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>>34616891

I think we're going full tilt.

Ah well, we're way past obtuse by now. REMOVE
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foolish weed

it believed us weakened

it does not know

we had last fought under the sun

but we now fight under

billions
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>>34616933
Bunny boy is going to leap to her rescue thereby freeing up char. Calling it.
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>>34616954
Where can I get myself a bunny boy?
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>>34616891
NOW I'VE LOST IT
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>>34616967
I KNOW I CAN REMOVE
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>>34616954
Well if he didn't he'd kinda really suck at defending her honor. I mean he just let her get horribly KO'd by a girl with a tazer.
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So what we're going to do if we win?

These guys seems too dangerous to be left unharmed but we pretty much decided last time we wouldn't kill everybody in this quest if we can help it.
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>>34616971
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOO
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new and improved, now with 100% more neck!
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>>34616995
CAUSE I FEEL
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>>34616891

"Luiza!"

Just before the heel that I sent crashing down towards Luiza's throat connects, I find myself flying through the air.

Was I struck? No, I feel no pain from an impact. No, I was...

...thrown!?

"Uwaaaaaaah!" I scream, flailing my arms and legs because oh my god what's going-

WHUMP

Slowly, I open my eyes... and find myself looking right into Charlotte's worried face.

She's princess carrying me.

"Are you okay!?" Charlotte asks. "You haven't-"
"I'm fine," I reply. "But what about that guy you were fighting? If you're able to hold me like this then does that mean that you-"
"I'm right here," Matteo calls out.

He's supporting Luiza on his shoulder... it looks like everything that I did to her has already healed up.

Oh God.

"Everything that I did to her."

it was not enough

>[3/?]
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>>34617043
Yeah, I thought as much.
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>>34617043

>not removing the head
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>>34617043
Do we have a flashlight? Can we use light from a flashlight to power up our removal abilities?
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>>34617043
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>>34617062
We should start carrying one with us.
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>>34617043
Shouldn't she be afraid of us by now?
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>>34617086
Luiza should feel bad about herself, a glorified flashlight has given her a beating twice now.
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>>34617043

"Matteoooo..." Luiza sobs. "I was just gonna scare her but she..."
"Yeah, I know," Matteo runs his free hand through her hair. "Don't worry, it's over now."
"Please please please kill them, Matteo... I'd do it myself but that stupid bastard's orders-"
"Yeah, I know," he nods. "I'm not under the effects of his Branch like you are, but I'll still get in trouble if I try and pick a fight-"
"What, like the one you picked just now?" Charlotte shouts. "You're lucky that you got to that stupid bitch in time before my-" she sighs. "Before she ended up killing her."
"Lucky?" Matteo laughs. "Nice guess there, lady."
"So you -are- the holder of 'Lucky Rabbit,'" she growls. "That's why you were able to predict all of my attacks..."

>[4/?]
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>>34617043
This is what happens when we try to sleep in our own bed, it is cursed I tell you!
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the pastebin's fully updated:
http://pastebin.com/wL3mD1R1
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>>34617116
>"So you -are- the holder of 'Lucky Rabbit,'"

Is this because we guessed it in thread?
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>>34617136
No, just a lucky coincidence.
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>>34617116
So FBI can do his pick up and drop thing, geas and maybe teleporting.

That is scary.
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>>34617136
Yee! I guessed right!
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>>34617141
I see what you did there.
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>>34617116
>"Matteoooo..." Luiza sobs. "I was just gonna scare her but she..."
"Tell your fucking girlfriend next time she wants to "scare" someone, she should do it without intent to kill!"
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>>34617189
>>34617116
Indeed. Not our fault your girlfriend is a complete bitch who is incapable of doing something that isn't violent in nature
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>>34617189
There is a lesson here: don't go around spooking people who can shoot death lasers and already don't like you.
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>>34617116
>[5/5]

"Yeah, but it was still all I could do to actually keep up with you," Matteo replies. "I guess now I can brag that I'm able to beat a Roaring Soul holder who refused to transform..."
"Huh?" Luiza turns to him. "But she's Howling- OH. That explains the stench of cats coming from her."

"Roaring Soul?" These retards just jump to all kinds of retarded conclusions.

"I'll ignore that one," Charlotte says. "Now what's this about 'orders?'"
"After that crap that went down yesterday, Leo was pissed about Luiza just up and picked a fight with some random kids," Matteo says.
"...the pinwheel guy..." I mumble.
"Pinwheel?" he raises an eyebrow. "Yeah, I guess he could be called that," he laughs. "But all I meant to do today was rough you two up a bit to make Luiza feel better, but I guess that was a bad call. And now I'm sure to get bitched out when we get back... but yeah, he had Luiza placed under the effects of a certain Branch," Matteo explains. "No fighting any of you or bad things happen."
"And I bet I wouldn't come off with a baby injury like having my tongue cut out..." Luiza taunts.

All I see is red.


>beat the hell out of her, she can't fight back
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
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>>34617253
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
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>>34617253
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down

We literally just had a long talk about the murderghost living in our head.
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>>34617253
>Slap her
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>>34617253
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
I mean, we more or less already knew, they're just shit-talking at this point.
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>>34617253
>beat the hell out of her, she can't fight back
REMOVE
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>>34617253

Can we slap her?
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>>34617253
Can we now freely taunt her and she can't do anything to us because of said orders?
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>>34617253
>Are you seriously trying to piss off the person that almost killed you? I didn't know you were a secret masochist.
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>>beat the hell out of her, she can't fight back
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>>34617253
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
Ok, serious question, does she WANT another dose of free laser eye surgery?

In fact, ask her that, but make it sound less lame, I can't write dialogue at two in the morning.
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>>34617253
>>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
Time to calm down before we murderize someone for real.
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>>34617253
If >90, REMOVE.
If <90, calm the fuck down.
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>>34617253
>bitch her out. seriously, what the hell was she thinking? we burnt her face off yesterday and just because it's nighttime she thinks she can 'scare' us?
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>>34617253
>>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
To Matteo-"Maybe next time take your hunch as a reason NOT to start a fight."
To Luiza-"Better a cat than a cowardly mutt"
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>>34617253
They are not forced to tell the truth. As someone whose job is to put bindings on others I'm sure that guy was bright enough to put exceptions like "Unless you are attacked first" in.
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>>34617253
>Apologize to her
>Say that you've been having anger issues.

Yeah I don't think Charlotte knows what's going on at all, and these guys at least have some clue about it. So let's try making it up to them at the very least so she doesn't keep stalking us.
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>>34617253
These:
>>34617297
>>34617312
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>>34617253
Pew Pew!
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>>34617253
>You just had your shit kicked twice in two days, are your really in a position to shit talk right now?
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>>34617253
>calm down

and I'll go with >>34617331
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>>34617253
Make our hand into a gun and say bang while being dramatic.
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>>34617253
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
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>>34617331
I'd support this if it wasn't for those last comments. This bitch does not deserve an apology.
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>>34617253
See if we can spook her.
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>>34617381
I think someone has to be the rational one in order to keep her from continuing to stalk us.
It's not going to be her.
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>>34617253
Give her a hug.
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>wrting
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>>34617409
A little too friendly, even if she needs it.
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>>34617385
>Act like we're all mad
>Start charging our laser
>She freaks out and covers her eyes
>Start making star wars laser noises
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>>34617253
>no, the fight is over. time to calm down
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>>34617253
Did she just use "haha I am going to get disemboweled!" as an insult?
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>>34617450
Remember that you guys decided to ask Leo about Andy.
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>>34617462
No I get that, it is still an awful insult.
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>>34617462

We already established you won't go out of your way to provide vital info unless we directly ask the right questions so we're ready to take that kind of risks if it gives us a shot at knowing more.
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>>34617450
I think so? Her intent was presumably to drop the bomb that she's part of the big bad mafia that fucked Andy up and that's supposed to scare us, but it really just comes off as "HAHA, HERE'S THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT YOU WERE ALREADY 90% SURE WAS TRUE!" once you get past the shock factor.

Luiza doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.
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>>34617500
You were told at the time it was an a bad idea.
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it makes light of your friend's suffering

make it suffer in return

That's right! How dare that stupid bitch- No, Cecile. Calm down. I'm not supposed to have a temper like this, I'm a nice girl. All this murder-rage is just the evil voice rubbing off on me.

I'm still pissed, though.

"Do you really want to be talking shit to someone who nearly killed you TWICE now?" I ask. "Because if you really want..."

...my posturing is really ineffective when trying to do it while being princess carried by Charlotte. Time to get down.

>[1/?]
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>>34617515
>my posturing is really ineffective when trying to do it while being princess carried

That just means your shit-talk-fu is weak.
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>>34617500
>We already established you won't go out of your way to provide vital info unless we directly ask the right questions so we're ready to take that kind of risks if it gives us a shot at knowing more.
Oh, I'm well aware of this.
just as keikaku

>>34617502
>I think so? Her intent was presumably to drop the bomb that she's part of the big bad mafia that fucked Andy up and that's supposed to scare us, but it really just comes off as "HAHA, HERE'S THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT YOU WERE ALREADY 90% SURE WAS TRUE!" once you get past the shock factor.
That's exactly it. There's also a bit of "haw haw your friend mutilated himself" in there as well.

>Luiza doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.
She is kind of stupid, yeah.
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>>34617515
>...my posturing is really ineffective when trying to do it while being princess carried by Charlotte. Time to get down.
NOOOOOO!
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>>34617515
> Not wanting to be princess carried by Char.
CC, you fool.
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>>34617546
>she is kind of stupid

Monique, Millien, Pelegrino, Henri Paschen, the drunks Volker and Adrien killed, virtually every mook Reinhold fought, Archibald, the punk kid with earth powers and the girl who tried to bully Cecile and Mina in class.

I'm starting to see a pattern here.
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>>34617515

"Shut the fuck up," Luiza snarls. "If I wasn't for that asshole's Branch, I'd have murdered the shit out of you this time around. Don't think I haven't noticed that your laser shit didn't work anywhere as well as it did last night... -sunflower.-"
"Wha?" I blink a few times.
"You draw power from the sun, Sunflower. I've figured you out, you stupid bitch."

I... I'm not sure what she's talking about at all.

"C'mon, Luiza," Matteo aighs. "We lost so let's hurry back so I can tend to your wounds."
"I don't need any first aid," Luiza replies. "All my injuries healed over, and I didn't get any broken bones even though that fat bitch was stomping on me like a trampoline."
"...-fat-?" I glare at her.

It's like she WANTS me to want to kill her.


>[2/?]
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>>34617622
It's like she wants it.
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>>34617622
I get the feeling they know enough branches to make guesses, but not enough to know the really powerful ones like Over Shine and Forest Witch.
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>>34617622
>[3/3]

"Seriously, cut it out," Matteo says, rolling his eyes. "I'll get you some first aid and we can order Chinese or something, quit antagonizing her."
"I already said that I don't need any first aid!" Luiza groans. "Why the hell don't you listen to me..."
"Oh, so you don't want me to make you feel better?" he says, shrugging. "Because if you don't then I guess I could always-"
"OH!" she nods. "-First Aid-. Yes please give me your wonderful first aid Matteoooo..." she moans, leaning on him.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.


>let's get the hell out of here
>ask them something before we go
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>>34617651

So brutal murder is out of the way, but maybe we could go to the veterinarian and have her put down?
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>>34617622
>Sunflower

Did these two manage to misidentify both of our branches in like the last five minutes?

These guys could give Team Rocket a run for their money.
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>>34617668
>let's get the hell out of here
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>>34617668
>let's get the hell out of here
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>>34617668
>>let's get the hell out of here
Wow, Luize IS slow, Matteo had to draw her a picture before she understood.
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>>34617668

>let's get the hell out of here
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>>34617668
> Take notes for your eventual roleplay session with Charlotte.
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>>34617668
Eww, disgusting public display of affection, i-its n-not like we'd do anything like that with Charlotte...
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>>34617668
>>let's get the hell out of here
There's not enough brain bleach to get that image out of my head, lets bounce Char
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>>34617668
we should ask her her boss's name.

See if she's dumb enough to tell us
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>>34617616
>Millien, Pelegrino
Pellegrino's never shown up in Princess Guard, and Milien isn't outright stupid. Just an ass.

>>34617616
>I'm starting to see a pattern here.
Hey. Matteo and Leo aren't dumb, and neither is the fellow who showed up at the end of the most recent Joshua thread.


>writing
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>>34617702
We are the best husband.
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>>34617785
>Milien isn't outright stupid. Just an ass.

There's a difference?

also, there's something to be said about all dem blondes.
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>>34617785
>Matteo and Leo aren't dumb
Leo I can agree with, but Matteo? He can't be too smart if he decided on a whim to mess with the people that nearly killed his girlfriend after she started shit
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>>34617814
He's whipped.
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>>34617826

Matteo's a pussy name anyway.
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>>34617826
I also imagine that with a power like SUPER LUCK he knows he can get away with doing dumb shit as long as he doesn't do anything too blatantly retarded.

At least that's how I'd be if I knew that lady luck was permanently on my side, which is a really dangerous attitude even with magical superluck to back you up now that I think about it.
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>>34617863
That is EXACTLY the case.
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"C'mon," I say, taking Charlotte's hand. "Let's get out of here before they try anything else."
"Don't worry, I'm all out of fight," Matteo shrugs. "And I need to tend to my lady, so consider this battle over."
"Very well," Charlotte nods. "But if you try this again, I'll test you to shreds," she says, glaring at him.

With a dismissive laugh, Matteo leads his girlfriend back through the field where they first showed up. I kind of want to run after him and beat the hell out of both of them, but that's probably just the evil voice's influence again.

I need to work on not being pulled along with what it wants me to do.

"Wha!?" Before I know what's going on, I find myself being pulled along by Charlotte.
"Let's hurry," Charlotte says, turning to me. "We wasted enough time fighting those idiots, your sister's sure to be worried if you're out any longer."
"Y... yeah," I nod. "Thanks for looking out, Charlotte."
"Anything to keep -my- lady happy!" she giggles.

Oh god, I hope that guy didn't rub off on her.


>ask charlotte about a thing as you walk
>no talking, let's just hurry to my house
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>>34617916
>no talking, let's just hurry to my house
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>>34617916
>no talking, let's just hurry to my house
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>>34617916
Ask her about bringing up female body inspector's teleporting despite telling us it was ust a dream.
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>>34617938

When did she do that?
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>>34617916
>ask charlotte about a thing as you walk
So, in case we ever meet them again, what's Lucky Rabbit do? And 'Sunflower'? Is that a Branch too?
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>>34617916
I am the husband.
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>>34617976

You know, the basis of a lesbian relationship is that they're both the wife.
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>>34617916
>>ask charlotte about a thing as you walk
Your lady? With all the pretty dresses you wear I thought I was the man in the relationship?.
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>>34617916
>>ask charlotte about a thing as you walk
D-did you check my butt when you princess carried me?
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>>34617987
He means she's the dom. If only because she has less shame.
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>>34617987
That is the joke.
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>>34617991
we do wear the pants at least
>>34617957
>>34617916
second
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>>34618009

I just find it pretty worn out.
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>>34617916
>Text mina and tell her she was right.

We did promise after all
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>writing
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"So..." I turn to Charlotte. "...I'm your lady?"
"I'm sorry, did you find that offensive?" Charlotte replies nervously. "I mean, I was under the assumption that you're my lady and I'm yours... you know, since we're both girls..."
"Huh, and here I was thinking that since you're always wearing those dresses I'd be considered the one who wears the pants in this relationship," I shrug.
"Not after I'm done with you," Charlotte laughs. "-Both- of us are going to be wearing dresses, there will be no pants in this relationship at all," she says, playfully sticking her tongue out at me.
"Well I hope there'll at least be -panties-," I say with a sly grin.
"Pan-" she stammers. "Well- I mean it's far too early for us to-"

Oh God, why did I say that. Now I'm blushing too...


>[1/?]
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>>34618153
SPEAKING OF WHICH, I AM, IN FACT, STILL WEARING YOURS.
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"S- so!" I stammer. "In case we run into those two assholes again, what does 'Lucky Rabbit' do?" I ask.

Yes. Defuse the awkwardness with talk of business. That's the trick.

"I think I mentioned Lucky Rabbit before," Charlotte replies. "That one lets the user kind of read into the future... it's not a direct divination ability, but it's like they can read situations and choose the best course of action," she explains. "That's how that Matteo guy was able to keep from being completely destroyed by my kicks... well, that and the fact that his legs are extremely strong."
"Rabbit themed, huh..." I mumble. "What about that 'Sunflower' thing? She thought that was my Branch instead of Over Shine."
"Oh, that's a Branch where the user draws power from the sun," she replies. "Like... they can fire sun lasers the same as you and manipulate light to a minor extent otherwise, but the main effect is that someone with that Branch gains heightened strength, speed and regeneration while under the sun's light."

Oh. I guess I can understand why Luiza would mistake my Branch for that.

>[2/?]
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>>34618182
This, they mus smell so good by now
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>>34618207
Calling it now, we're going to end up wrecking Luiza because she'll try to trap us inside a building where there isn't any sunlight, only to realize that any light will do as we fry her ass with the unstoppable power of an entire Walmart's worth of fluorescent light.
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>>34618207


"And, uh..." I try and reach back in my memory for anything pertaining to those two assholes, "...back when that pinwheel guy showed up, why'd you ask him if he could teleport?"
"...why?" Charlotte seems puzzled.
"I mean, you told me that that messed-up dream was just a dream so..."
"Oh," she nods. "I was just making sure, that's all. And what he did to me wasn't teleportation, so I was right after all."
"Okay," I nod.

The test of the walk home is pretty quiet, just the way I like. And me and Charlotte hold hands the entire way there which just serves to make it even nicer... I'm so happy that I finally told her how I feel about her.

"Alright, let me open the door..." I say to Charlotte as we approach my house, letting go of her hand so I can fish around in my pocket for my keys. Once I have them out, I hop up the front steps and go about opening the door...

"GAAAAH~!"

>[3/?]
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>>34618251
Think she may have realized that already when we fried her with moonlight.
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>>34618251

If that happen we'll have to kill her. The element of surprise is pretty much the only thing we have against her.

>>34618259
>"GAAAAH~!"

ALLISON FORGOT TO WATER THE PLANTS
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>>34618251
On the other hand, she might also take that as a license to wreck our shit as she thinks we can regenerate.
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>>34618266
Well moonlight is just reflected sunlight, and she only called us Sunflower after we blasted her with our moon-laser.
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>>34618259
>[4/4]

Why why WHY was Allison just standing behind the door like that!?

"Cecile!" Allison exclaims as she grabs both of my hands. "It's ever so good to finally have you home!"
"Yeah, yeah..." I mumble, blushing because why the hell is she so weird.
"And you brought Charlotte over to play!" she laughs.
"Umm... hello," Charlotte says with a meek wave.
"Come in, come in!"

Allison practically pulls us into the house before closing the door behind us. ONce she's done with that, it seems as if she's about to head to the kitchen... but she spins around at the last second and flashes us a really creepy smile.

"SO!" Allison claps her hands together. "My dear sister Cecile!"
"...yeah?" I reply, narrowing my eyes because what the hell is wrong with her.
"Before you started up the front steps, I saw the two of you -holding hands-."

Oh God.

"And as that is the lewdest of actions, I must also assume that my little sister's finally in lesbians with the lovely Miss Charlotte?"
"W- well um-" Charlotte stammers.

Why does she always make things more complicated than they need to be!?


>how do I respond?
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>>34618381
Yes. I am.
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>>34618381
>Bop her on the head.
>"I'm sorry for my stupid sister."
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>>34618381

check plants

avoid question
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>>34618381
"Huh, you jealous?"
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>>34618381

"Yeah, well, NOW that's true. And if you drive her away by being a weirdo I'll never forgive you so behave."
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>>34618381
Rolling for flashbang and tactical retreat
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>>34618438

This.
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>>34618381
"I'm *into* my lesbian girlfriend not *in*. Wait, that came out wrong."
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I managed to get to where Allison shows up, which is where I actually wanted to end the thread. Hooray for actually getting to do so!

The shadowruns were fun, the spashettin was fun, the REMOVE was fun. Thanks, guys.

The next thread will be on Friday, and i'll be running Princess guard since that'll be its first anniversary.
and also the first anniversary of when I decided to let this eat my life

Dunno when the next False Dendrite will be, as I'm fairly certain that I won't be in any position to run anything on Saturday. As always, check my twitter for updates on that.


And now for questions if you guys happened to have any.
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>>34618381
>"Before you started up the front steps, I saw the two of you -holding hands-."
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>>34618500

Cheers.

Are you already regretting what you got planned for Friday?
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>>34618500
How did you end up on /tg/?
What started it all?
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>>34618500
Thanks for the thread!

With how many branches seem to strengthen the body, are there some really old branchholders? As in centuries or more?
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>>34618531

arch said some Branches have the potential to make you immortal.

There's also some speculation that Lorelei (Josh's Gardener waifu) has such a Branch.
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>>34618500
Inevitable Charlotte Vs Blind Spot fight over Cecile while Cecile watches when?
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>>34618607
Sauce?
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>>34618607

Seems to me like Blind Spot would get destroyed once Theresa lose the element of surprise.
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>>34618607
>guaranteedreplies.webm

>>34618622
Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya

It's somewhat lewd.
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>>34618519
>Are you already regretting what you got planned for Friday?
That I am.

>>34618520
>How did you end up on /tg/?What started it all?
I used to waste time reading storytime threads when I was bored, this was like 5-6 years ago. The first quest I got into was Magia, back when it ran on /a/,

>>34618531
>With how many branches seem to strengthen the body, are there some really old branchholders? As in centuries or more?
Yes.

>>34618607
>Inevitable Charlotte Vs Blind Spot fight over Cecile while Cecile watches when?
Who knows!


And now is the time for me to sleep.
Thanks for playing!

For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame
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>>34618690
>>Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya
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>It's somewhat lewd.
Thank you. We talking full on H, mild ecchi or just kissing and handholding?
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>>34618773
Girls perving on girls, no actual sexing or porn things.
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>>34618753
Thanks for running. Looking foreward to tomorrow.



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