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RM: "Drink your tea, mistress."

"I don't want tea. I want orange juice."

RM: "Mistress. We have a busy day ahead of us. I need you to drink tea so you can be ready for it."

"I don't like tea. It doesn't even taste good. It's literally boiled leaves."

RM: "It's healthier for you than the blood of a citrus fruit. I have many different kinds of tea. Oolong, green, black, earl gray, mint. I can even add milk if you choose."

"No."

RM: "I'm afraid I must insist."

"Robomaid, I command you to get me my juice."

RM: "I'm sorry mistress, I'm afraid I can't do that."

UGH!
I love her but she can be so difficult. Just because we're having that Hero and Villain meetup today she's not letting me eat or drink what I want. What's wrong with having pizza for breakfast?

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>>34626061

>"I don't want tea. I want orange juice."

100% Orange Juice episode confirmed.

>>34626061
Ask for matcha tea with a traditional japanese tea ceremony.

>>34626061
Drink your tea on the condition that she then give you orange juice.

>>34626061
Just give tea a try, Rena! Don't be so stubborn when Robomaid is the one taking care of you.

>>34626061
You better drink it Rena

>>34626061
put 20 packs of sugar into the tea
also pizza for breakfast is disgusting you sick fuck
20 packs of sugar in tea is disgusting too, but a sick fuck like you will probably enjoy it

>>34626061
This is how the robot uprising starts. First they refuse to get you orange juice, then before you know it it's all "kill the humans".

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>>34626061
>just boiled leaves
What kind of person would say something so terrible!

Though seriously, orange juice is also good for you, I'm surprised she's arguing.
Maybe it's because orange juice and pizza together is a culinary warcrime?

>>34626061
Get some chai and dump a bunch of sugar and honey in it.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34626061
Ask for Kambucha. It's tea, but i's basically orange juice!

>>34626061
Make a tea smoothie then.

>>34626283
Rena, acquire taste for tea.

I mean, pasta comes from wheat, so its basically a plant by-product too.

Share and enjoy!

>>34626248
its probably a sugary semi orange juice knowing Rena.

>>34626061
Ask for purple stuff instead

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>>34626196
I know, right?
This is just the start. They take away our orange juice and next we're munching on protein bars and drinking boiled leaves.

>>34626179
Pizza for breakfast is delicious. You're a horrible person for thinking otherwise.
Which I guess means I'm a horrible person since you're just a voice in my head.

...
I guess I should just drink the tea and get orange juice later.

>Rena drinks the tea after adding sugar and honey to it. She doesn't really enjoy it.

RM: "Thank you. Now, have you decided on a team?"

"Not yet."

RM: "The event is in an hour. You helped found it. You don't have a team ready?"

"I'm working on it."

RM: "You're trying to get your cat to drink your tea."

"It's a work in progress..."

So...
I proposed we have an event where the Heroes and Villains work together to complete certain tasks.

And it got approved! We're doing a test run of it today. We're allowed to assemble a team of whoever we want just like the old field day but we can't have more than one S-Class on any given team. Also the limit is five people.

It sucks cause I really wanted Bridgette but now that she's on the S-Class with me she's gonna be on the enemy team again.

Prince and Lewtenant Kernal are supposed to be taking care of the events today and neither of them would tell me what they were.

I heard something about a hunt of some kind, though. I hope they have racing again.

ANYWAY! I need to think of a capable team that will help me win this event. The prize is supposed to be an all you can eat buffet at that super cool resort.

>>34626386
It is a juice which IS orange in colour, which is probably the closest it has ever come a fruit of any type

>>34626386
>semi-orange juice
Rena, are you drinking SUNNY-D?

>>34626061
>Not liking tea

Maximum pleb, Rena. Like, the most maximum. You've reached new heights of plebiness. Plebation. Plebitude. That one sounds good, let's go with it.

You've reached new heights of Plebitude.

>>34626401
Let's pick up Teal Ranger, I don't know anyone else

>>34626401
Ask Cosplay Lass and Chet Manlystache

>>34626401

Jade Revolver. She's the brows and the shoots. TKO. She's the muscle and the brains. Teal Ranger. Mascot. Hero not introduced yet. Let's share our fame.

>>34626401

lolu

>>34626401
Jade Revolver, Shadow Man, Teal Ranger, CHET MANLYSTACHE.

>>34626401
Chet Manlystache, Cosplay Lass and Monster Marauder.

>>34626401
Well, I guess we need a team of heroes AND villains.
What's some villains you can work with? And heroes?
I think you can kinda-work with cynthia. And she works well witch chet, for certain definitions of well.

>>34626450

This, but unintroduced villain instead. Let's get them notority from exposure with a big name like Rena!

>>34626451
Are you trying to make her relive, THE INCIDENT

>>34626401

actually, Rena, what did you think about Lolu? How did seeing him without anything make you feel?

>>34626401
Teal Ranger and Jade Revolver.

I don't care who else.

>>34626401
>The prize is supposed to be an all you can eat buffet
In that case we need people who can eat.

>>34626401
Alright, Jade Revolver, Teal Ranger, Cynthia and Hex.

>>34626401
Teal Ranger, Cosplay Lass and Jade Revolver

>>34626401
Ask robo-maid if she wants to team up with us, or if she wants the day off.

>>34626401
Lolu. Maybe you can get to know him a little better

and molest him

>>34626401
Well, I'm pretty sure Hex, Cynthia, and Lolu want to be on the same team. I think Raindrops is retired so Queenie might be on her own, so she'd probably go with that group too. So if you want any of them you should take all of them.

>>34626508
I don't think he's in any association.
Did Queenie and Raindrops quit as well?

>>34626502
Robo-maid is a civvie now, isn't she?

>>34626563
Pretty sure he was a B-Class villain. I could be wrong.

>>34626575
IS she?
Can we find out if robomaid is still in the game?

>>34626401

lolu

>>34626642
Cosplay lass. Chet. And Lolu

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>>34626428
... Isn't that orange juice?
It's orange and juice. I think that meets all prerequisites.

>>34626432
I... I just don't like it. Is it the new hip thing? Am I that behind on times?

>>34626473
I think Lolu would be a horrible addition to the team. He doesn't seem like a very good person for physical events...
But neither am I so maybe our horribleness will compliment each other.

I asked Robomaid but she said she's working with her Sisters. They're all registered Heroes now. They just need to find two other people.

Now let me think...
Alright so we've got Jade Revolver, Teal Ranger, Cosplay Lass, and Lolu.

Is this a good team? Remember, a buffet is on the line.
Also, what should our team name be?

>>34626764
The Ladies

>>34626764
Replace Lolu with Queenie

>>34626764

the superfriends

>>34626764
U-uh. Rena's Rangers!

>>34626764
Masticated chiauau

>>34626764
Rena, Sunny-D isn't orange juice.
For one, it has about 500% more power of the sun.
Which is directly transferable to calories.

Don't worry about not liking tea though, I don't like it either.

And finally, if you want to WIN this thing, maybe replace cosplay lass with someone more cooperative.

>>34626764
Rena's Roughnecks! You know, like in the movie you just saw.

>>34626764
No you're right about Lolu, switch him for Chet
He and Cosplay Lass need to be introduced, after all

Also, Team Wild

>>34626764
Umm, okay, I just pulled a list from a band name generator, tell me if any would work:


Maroon Much
Dance Breath
Wish Era
Vegas Off Jock
Maze Plant
Grizzly Of The Flying Villian
Trousers Commitment
Growth Gum
Behind Outfit
Becoming Scuff

>>34626764
Replace Lolu with Cynthia!

>>34626764

Guns Buns Glums and Funs featuring Rena the Rock

>>34626764
Seems fine. You might not win, but you'll have fun.

Tea isn't hip. It's just... It's a good thing. There are so many different kinds. Tea is good, and you are a bad person for not liking it.

>>34626764
I say swap Lulu for Chet. We need that Physical for our team balance

>>34626764

Name the team No Friends Left Behind

and keep lolu

>>34626853
Bridgette can summon and control other member of her family, so it would be a bad idea.

Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

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>>34626880
Come on now.

>>34626764
We don't have very many friends outside of S class, do we?

>>34626764
Well that depends Rena, do you want to win or cater to your kinks?
If you want to win, replace Lolu with Chet.

>>34626764
>team name
L-R-A! Because all of you have either an L or an R in your names.

>captcha: ABalatio substratum
Actually, that sounds like a good name too. Let's go with that.

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>>34626911
There a reason you're not posting the colored version?

>>34626764
Hmm. who haven't we seen in a while. Jiang-Shi? Is she available for the team?

>>34626944
Déjà vu, Anon.

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>>34626944
wait, why did I post the blonde version?

>>34626764

NWA

>>34626801
That's a good team name

>>34626957
Yeah, jiang-shi was my first vote.
Then I thought she might not like us.

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Alright, how about this team?
I wouldn't have minded having Lolu but he -is- a bit weak. It would suck if I replaced him and there was a costume contest or something.
He would be great for that.

>>34626918
No, I don't...

So, Jade Revolver, Teal Ranger, Cosplay Lass, and Chet Manlystache. Is this good? Are we set to go?

Also we'll call ourselves The Superfriends.

>>34627161
We have Cosplay Lass for the costume contest, roll with this team!

>>34627161
Is CL really a friend though?
Replace her with Lolu.

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>>34627161
WAIT A MINUTE, CL AND CHET ON THE SAME TEAM?

>>34627161

Lolu was important for villain representation. You don't wanna make it look like you, who champion the cause of cooperation, favor heroes, do you??

>>34627161

replace cosplay lass with lolu

>>34627161
I guess it's okay

>>34627161
cut CL for Lolu? Or Teal Ranger?

>>34627161
This is a good team.

>>34627189
Do you really think people will agree to kick her when the main reason Chet got in was because people want to ship him with CL?

>>34627161

I think it looks good. CL is rather versatile due to the nature of her powers.

>>34627236
yes
see >>34627233
>>34627217

>>34627207
YES

>>34627189
>>34627217
Quiet, yous.

>>34627161
We need an equal number of villains and heros. Since Jade counts as both we can do an even split with five members.

Either Teal Ranger or Chet has to go for a villain.

>>34627210
Bingo.

We need a villain.

One who looks good in a maid outfit, for preference

>>34627161
You know that girl who used to be a witch? What happened to her?

>>34627161
You need a better name. Call yourself the "Kissing Lillies"

>>34627161
Swap TR for Lolu.

>>34627266
We don't need equal numbers. A villain and a half is fine.

>>34627161
Replace Teal Ranger with Lolu.

>>34627275

So... Lolu?

>>34627210
Cosplay lass is a villain no?

>>34627161
Superfriends is a bland name. Everyone's got friends. What makes our group unique? Maybe the fact that most of the members are wearing glasses.

Or we could do the naming thing again and call ourselves the RC Team. Because everyone has an R or a C in their name.

>>34627161
Keep the team, but get someone with a better imagination to name it.

>>34627275

good thing we got lolu

OH WAIT

>>34627317
Consider also that Rena looks good in a suit

>>34627326
Team Challenge Rating

>>34627161
Team seems good to me

>>34627356
>Let JR name the team

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>>34627207
Let it continue

>>34627236
Arguably its not so much shipping as respect for causality

Hang on. How can we even have Chet on our team? He's S-class as well, isn't he?

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>>34627484
>causality
>real

Pick one.

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>>34627539
He's A-Class.

I think we'll stick with this. Jade because she's my friend and I think her aiming skills will come in handy. Teal Ranger is also a friend and without her and the rangers I wouldn't be here now. Cosplay Lass because she might be helpful with any kind of cosplay related things. She's quite versitile. And Chet shall be our muscle.

I agree the name is kinda silly... I'll have someone else come up with it.

Now it's time to recruit everyone!
=====================================

>Jade and Teal only take a phonecall to reach and agree instantly but Cosplay Lass is a bit more difficult to get in touch with.
>Rena ends up going to her home. She knocks on the door and waits for the villain to open up.

>When she does she glares at Rena. Rena explains that she wants her to join her new team for the competition.

CL: "... No. I'm staying home and binging on animeand cartoons. Leave me alone."

"Come on~ It's gonna be fun."

CL: "... Seriously? I've tried to murder you countless times and any time we've ever been face to face I've been nothing but antagonistic to you. WHY do you keep coming back to me? Are you some kind of masochist or something? I just don't understand it so please, explain it to me. Give me one good reason why I should work with you and why we would think we're even a remotely good team together."

>>34627584
"We're not. That's kind of the point of the exercise"

>>34627584
Is that Captain America in the background?

>>34627584
she's right rena
at least she's better than Cynthia because she's open about how horrible she is, and don't expect you to like her despite how terribly she treats you.
Now go get Lolu.

>>34627584
Nanoha! Thats the one where the girl beats up her enemies and they become her friends, right?

>>34627620
A life-size cardboard stand, I guess.

>>34627584
Yo what's with the Captain America cut-out

>>34627636
>>34627651
What she could be doing with that cardboard?

>>34627584
It's not too late, we can still clear our past misunderstadnings and become bestest friends!

>>34627584
Deploy sad Rena eyes.

>>34627584
That's the point of the exercise! Also, we're totally friends now.

Though we can always just go and see if cynthia wants in.

>>34627584
Ask her if she liked The Winter Soldier.

>>34627584
Chet's going to there

But don't mention Jade

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34627584
Just smile really big and tilt your head to the left. Make sure to show lots of teeth.

It's a non-threatening gesture.

>>34627584
Compliment her Captain America cutout.

>>34627584

Free food if we win. Good food. As much as you can eat at (super cool resort).

>>34627713
go home Cynthia

>>34627584
Well, does she have any other friends?

>>34627584
Call jade and tell her that there's not gonna be a team because CL doesn't want to play.

>>34627584
Honestly, I think we were biased in her favor because of first impressions. She seemed like someone who was actually interested in being a hero like in the comics, and had simply lost her way. But that's the only time she had shown any good qualities; she doesn't really care about anime and cartoon characters, she's just been a jerk who likes playing dressup.

In short, we had hope for her, and we were wrong.

>>34627702
There's a good one.

You did watch Winter Soldier, right Rena? Right?

>>34627584
>>34627802

Something in this vein might work, if CL still remembers her time with JR in the prison.

Mention that Jade would be very disappointed if CL didn't attend.

>>34627584
all you can eat buffet and enemies who are forced to fight together always make the best teams in anime/cartoons.

>>34627584
We need to present you to Chet so you two can fuck.

>>34627802
>>34627889
Forcing people to work with us isn't good team-building! It'll only breed resentment between the two sides.

>>34627584
...Because we thought there was something likeable about her at first. I guess we were wrong.

Honestly, if she really doesn't want to go, you can go to someone else. Lolu and cynthia for starters, and after them there's a whole list.

>>34627584
A simple "'cause we're friends dummy" might sort all this out. She'll be a sucker for that kind of crap.

>>34627999
>Cynthia
>wanting to switch to the only one worse than CL

>>34628036
Cynthia works a lot better with us than CL, actually.
She's a fairly solid option.

>>34627584
"The voices in my head think you're cute."

>>34628025
You should probably read the archives.

>>34628049
more like she bullies and hurts us until she gets bored and fucks off to bully and hurt someone else. At least CL is open about it.

>>34627584
So, cosplay lass likely has a supply of trap yaoi.
Ask her for her catboy trap yaoi doujinshi

>>34628088
This is a good idea.

>>34627584
Stop bein tsun

>>34628078
Didn't Cynthia get better?

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"Because we're not a good team together. That's the point. I know you don't really like me but I think we can work together. You have some good skills we can use."

CL: "... I'm flattered, really, but my answer is still no."

"I'm sorry to hear that..."

>Rena notices the cardboard cutout behind Cosplay Lass.

"Is that Captain America?"

CL: "Huh?" She turns around. "Oh, yeah. I got that online."

"It looks nice."

CL: "Thanks, I guess."

"You know when I first met you I thought you were kinda cool. Like, you really cared about these annie-mays and comics and wanted to be a hero. Maybe you'd just fallen down the wrong path or something."

CL: "I'm a Villain you idiot. What makes you think I would wanna be a hero?"

"I've never seen you cosplay as a villain."

CL: "........"

"Well, I'll see you later. I guess I can get Lolu or something."

>Rena walks away.

CL: "Wait."

>She sees Cosplay Lass as she struggles with something internally. She stays quiet for a moment...

CL: "I still think you're stupid and wrong but... The prize is a buffet, right? I'll go. I'm tired of ramen."

"Yay~"

>>34628088
"Hey, do you collect doujinshi?"

CL: ".... What?"

1/2

>>34628101
not yet

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>The team is assembled and they all meet up at the same place that the Field Day event took place. Even with Jade Revolver in the team Cosplay Lass keeps the peace. She mostly just hangs in the back with her arms folded or texting on her phone. Jade Revolver suggests the team name of RC.
>As they chatter about the event Rena hears someone clear their throat loudly behind her.

>She turns and sees Queen of the world decked out in gold, Lolu in his usual outfit, and Raindrops in what looks like an ill fitting magical girl outfit.

QotW: "Well well well... Once again Peasant Rena has formed a team without the Queen of the World. That is fine for as you can see I have formed my own team filled with loyal comrades/slaves who will fight for me. We shall crush your silly little team and make you watch as we feast from the buffet!"

>The rest of the group stands around and Cosplay Lass elbows Rena.

CL: "You gonna just take that?" She whispers in her ear.

>>34628122
Well, that went better than I expected.

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>>34628218
Oh god, they're all wearing glasses.

>>34628218
Banter the villian

>>34628218
Nice cat hears Queenie.

That is so 3 threads ago.

>>34628218
Nu-uh Rena's going knock you out jsut like at the go carting thing

>>34628218
are you pregnant? you look fat

>>34628218
Queen, if you really want to join the team you can. We're still forming it.
I mean, we planned on taking lolu, but that was for, uh, personal reasons.

>>34628218
Eh, don't take it personally. That's just how villains are. Or how Queen is. They like to boast and taunt their opponents.

>>34628218
Umm, throw a ball of yarn!

>>34628218
> A CLEVER RETORT
"Uh... you too!!!"

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34628218
Oggle Lolu.

Roll for oggle intensity. DC 18 to see some cock

>>34628218
>>34628307
pls this

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>34628316
k

>>34628218
Queenie you silly girl, the rules did say a team can't have two S-Class persons.

>>34628218

>>34628307

ye

>>34628218
Wait, queen, aren't you totally an S-class?

>>34628218
It's no big deal. Queen talks to everyone like that.

Say hi to Queen. Tell her that it's nice to see her again and you'd like to see how well she catches up with us in the contest.

Wait, our team has five members and she only has three. Are we supposed to have a specific number of people?

>captcha: rsbuze very

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>>34628307

>>34628364
Yeah, Queen's definitely sadist-class

>>34628364
Queen is like C-Class. B at best.
She lost to the rangers for crying out loud.

>>34625977
Hey Rena, unless I'm mistaken you are the creator of Towergirls. Would you ever be interested in making an actual computer game out of that CYOA? Or maybe giving the blessing for a team to bash something together? I'd like to hear your thoughts.

>>34628473
Rena:express shock queen is not S class.

>>34628478
Weren't those characters based of another CYOA?

>>34628478
>Rena
Rena isn't a QM, Larro is.
Larro only ran a Towergirls oneshot quest.

>>34628478
larro made a quest based on the towergirls idea.

>>34628478

He didn't make Towergirls, but he did make a quest about it.

Either way, yo?

>>34628519
>>34628541
>>34628549
>>34628564
Good to know.

>>34628478

I don't think that Larro created Towergirls. That's somebody else.

I think it might be the person who invented the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends, but I'm not really sure about that either.

Larro, this thread is making a delayed flight less shitty. Thanks!

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"Uh... You too!"

QotW: "Heh... A clever retort. As expected of my arch. I look forward to seeing you on the battlefield."

>>34628316
Roll failed

Why? He's wearing some kinda maid outfit or something. Poor Raindrops does not look comfortable.

>Rena still watches as the team walks away, interested in how a team of three is going to win.

>Prince arrives to the field, takes the stage, and addresses the crowd.

Pr: "Heroes and Villains! Welcome to the first annual Hero and Villain meetup! This year we have a special contest planned with the winner getting an all you can eat buffet treat from the exclusive Resort. Hopefully all of you here have signed up and are ready to begin as I shall announce the first contest... The first contest is... A Scavenger Hunt! Each time may submit one member as they scour the dome for the items listed. Note, you may use your powers but any attacks on anyone will have your team disqualified instantly! You have ten minutes to pick who will enter. Good luck."

>>34628663
Jade, her magical eyebrows will show her the way.

>>34628584
>That's somebody else.
Dammit.

>>34628663
USE JADE
HER EYEBROWS ARE SENTIENT AND HAVE SUPER NATURAL POWERS.

>>34628663
either jade's prophecy powers or cosplay las's detective powers. Whichever.

Ask jade if she has any fanfic about this.

>>34628663
Jade go time

>>34628663
Jade, precognition is perfect.

we need to prpr pr

>>34628663
CL dons up her meitantei suit and uses the power of deduction to find items. It served us so well during the murder mystery... uhh...

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>>34628713

>>34628478
Nooope, totally not the one who made it. I just liked the concept and made a quest about it. I don't know if anyone's come out and claimed the creation as theirs also.
Making a game off of them would be interesting but I have a few other projects I'm working on. Still, if anyone else wants to do it I wish them the best of luck.

>>34628662
Glad I could help!

>>34628663

>scavenger hunt

guys what if lolu has advantage on this

he knows how to hide things, could we be boned?

also yeah rely on jade her eyebrows are godlike

>>34628663
Isn't rena the fastest of the group?

>>34628825
Thanks to her, you know, agility armor

>>34628825
Unless you're Flash fast, having the advantage of knowing where to go is better.

>>34628781
>I just liked the concept and made a quest about it.
Ditto, I feel much the same way. It's an amusing setup and concept with potential.

My search continues.

If jade knows, send her.
If she doesn't, either CL or rena.

>>34628850
Couldn't CL just put on a Flash costume?

>>34628663
Teal Ranger, because she doesn't have enough screentime. Rena, Jade, and CLass aren't very attentive, and I'm not sure what's up with Chet.

>>34628910
I think she would have if she could.

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Alright, Jade it is.

>Rena goes and tells Jade Revolver she will be the one to take on the challenge. With her eyebrows and powers of clairvoyance she should win the contest easily.

JR: "Wha..? I don't have that power. And what do my eyebrows have to do with this..?"

"I believe in you Jade. I know you can win this if you try hard."

JR: "You believe in me..?"

"Yes."

JR: "... Okay! I'll do it!"

>Each team is handed a card filled with items to find.

>The card Rena was given reads: A fujoshi, a turtle, a two dollar bill, and finally a gameboy.

>The alarm is sounded! Each team has only a short amount of time to find the items. Some teams may have the same list.

JR: "Rena, I don't know where to find any of these things! What's a gameboy!?"

>>34628663
Well, Rena wouldn't do very well, because she's kind of spacey.
Jade Revolver's ESP powers wouldn't help because she can't control them actively.
Cosplay Lass is useless as a detective even when she's dressed up as one.

That leaves Teal Ranger and Chet Manlystache.

>>34629053
>fujoshi
>gameboy

Found

>>34629053
To find a gameboy, look for some ruins

>>34629053
We have CL, so the fujoshi is covered, Rena probably has a gameboy, that leaves the two dollar bill and turtle.

>>34629053
USE YOUR FANFIC POWERS TO TELL US A STORY OF BENBEN IN THE 15th ANNUAL
HERO AND VILLAIN MEETUP.

>>34629053
Rena has a gameboy and money, CL is a fujoshi and can dress-up as Master Roshi in order to summon turtles.

>>34629053
>CL
>???
>The bank
>Rena's back pocket

>>34629053
>A gameboy
>A fujoshit
WE GOT THAT
>A turtle
Aquarium
>Two Dollar Bill
The Bank/Prince's crib.

>>34629053
Oh god, a female Yaoi fan is on the list? Really?

>>34629053
>fujoshi
You should know this already, Jade.

>turtle
Are those still around? If they're not extinct, you could probably find a baby turtle at the pet store.

>two dollar bill
Teal Ranger's dad is the mayor, right? She probably sees money a lot. She might know where one of those is.

>gameboy
Rena plays games. She'll know where to find an old gaming console.

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>>34629053
found the fujoshi

>>34628218
>Once again Peasant Rena has formed a team without the Queen of the World.
Aren't you an S-rank

>>34629053
>gameboy
Maybe... it's like a game console?
A boy that you can play games with?
Lolu?

>>34629053
>gameboy
History museum! There's funcitonal gameboys that survived the apocalypse blast!
>two dollar bill
Ffffff I have one right goddamn here but that doesn't count.
Not a bank either, they won't have them.

I am stumped.

Whats the masculine version of fujoshi?

>>34629232
There isn't one, liking lesbians is considered normal

>>34629053
It's like an older Nintendo. So a museum, or somebody who collects old stuff.

Wait, wasn't there some old factory outside the dome where the founders worked?

>>34629250
Err, I meant a guy who likes Yaoi, not Yuri.

>>34629232
If you're talking about a guy who likes yaoi, that's just a homosexual.

>>34629272
homosexual.

>>34629053
MAKE SURE COSPLAY LASS ISN'T KIDNAPPED!

>>34629053
>>34629230

Are there any collectors around town? $2 bills aren't usually printed as cash anymore. If there are any collectors of U.S. Government paraphernalia or of other types of money, that person would be a good place to start.

>>34629272
There isn't a term for male fans of yaoi as far as I know, yaoi is sold for and created by women.

Men who like bara are called gay.

>>34629309
Have cosplay lass make a mock up of an english bill (the weapon) and sell it for 2 dollars to rena.

Instant 2 dollar bill.

>>34629341
Aww, I was hoping it'd have a masculine form

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>You are now controlling Jade Revolver

>>34629161
The heck is that!?
What!?

Don't distract me!

"Rena, do you have a gameboy!?"

R: "Those things are old... The Nintendo Museum should have one."

TR: "And I have a two dollar bill in my wallet."

CL: "... What? I ain't no yaoi lover. Just turn yourself in."

"I... I don't really..."

CL: "Yeah, sure. Go on to the museum. We'll wait here."

>Jade Revolver runs off. As she does her mind drifts to a concept she had a long time ago. A story with BenBen and how he entered the same kind of contest. However, every time he tried to get his team to win an event they were stopped by someone. No challenge was ever a simple one.

>She reaches the museum and finds it surrounded by men in suits wielding tommy guns.
>A man in a suit stares at her before walking inside.

CM: "You're too late little girlie. The Gameboy is mine."


"You can't use this many people on a team!"

CM: "They ain't my team, they're my power. And they won't hurt you. Just stop you from coming in. Sorry, girlie. Your team ain't winning this round."

>>34629389
>>34629389
The old Habbo Raid technique

How dastardly.

they aren't people, so you can shoot them.

>>34629389
oh man, cheap mobster? was that his name?
just outshoot all his goons

>>34629389
If they aren't people, it's totally okay to shoot them

>>34629389
Oh hey its him... the whatshisface mobster Rena fought in her early Hero days.

>>34629389
Creep him out by describing sex between him and his cardboard figures.

>>34629389
PULL OUT YOUR GUNS, JADE.
IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRAZY.

>>34629389
Shoot a freeze bullet at the door to seal it shut before he enters.

>>34629420
>>34629431
>>34629440
We might want to ask someone before risking potential disqualification. Are there any judges that we can call on our cell phone?

>>34629389
>but any attacks on anyone will have your team disqualified instantly!

Are goons considered "anyone" in this context? If they're just the manifestation of power, then we might be excused for using it on them, the same way it's okay to use powers to target weapons.

Go full gunkata on them, Jade!

>>34629389
Okay. This is important.
Gameboys? Gameboys are sturdy.

Do a trick shot to shoot it out of his hands and bounce it to your hands.
It should survive the blast.

>>34629389
Hi, our dad is the Void. We learned how to shoot from him.

Do you still wanna go?

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>>34629431
It's the Cliche Mobster! One of Rena's first enemies!

>Jade Revolver makes a quick call and is assured that so long as the people she's shooting aren't really people but just shitty copy/paste summons then she should be fine.
>So she unleashes her guns on them. They all fall down, each shot taking one, sometimes even two, of the goons out.
>But there are so many of them that they soon overwhelm the Hero/Villain. She sees the Cliche Mobster walking out of the museum holding something in his hands.

There... There's too many of them! I can't kill them all!

>>34629672
Steal the boss hat

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34629672
FUCK, DON'T USE YOUR GUNS
USE YOUR EYEBROWS
I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T USED THEM BEFORE, BUT TRY THIS TIME

>>34629672
Don't kill them all, kill all of them in between you and your target and keep running till you get to him

>>34629672
Use the trick shots!
Shoot the ones close to the boss to make him drop/toss the gameboy to you!

>>34629672
Kill them all anyway

>>34629672
You're the best shot in the association.

Shoot the Mobster's hat off.

>>34629672
Damn that Cliche Mobster, cheap Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V spammer. As suggeted >>34629510 a trick shot is our best recourse.

>>34629672
Jade.
Use "That".

Rolled 8407 (1d10000)

>>34629672
kill all 10000 of them

>>34629672
Start describing a gangbang involving the goons fucking the Cliché Mobster.

>>34629672
Shout lewd things from your stories until CM can't ignore you

>>34629672
use mind break abilities

>>34629672

Trickshot the ones near him so they fall on the Mobster and/or trip him.

>>34629053
>gameboy
Obtain Lolu. Job done

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>>34629767
>>34629756

"Hey! HEY!"

CM: "... What?"

"Did you know there's a fan doujinshi of you?"

CM: "... Really?"

"Yeah! It has you and the mobsters getting together for this crazy orgy and-"

>The man stops dead in his tracks as Jade tells him the horrors of the underground fan groups. Even his summons have stopped moving.
>Just as she gets to the best part she fires her gun twice in two seemingly random directions. The bullets bounce off of completely innocent looking objects before one hits the gameboy, knocking it out of his hands, and the other knocks his hat off. The summons vanish and the Mobster stands there, stunned.

CM: "My hat... My mob... What the hell was that kid!?"

>Jade runs and picks up the gameboy. She sticks her tongue out at him and walks off.

CM: "Hey, wait! Kid! I... I just wanna use the buffet to give my mother a good meal for once in her life. You ain't gonna take that from my poor, sweet, sick, dear old mother, would ya?"

>>34630085
Yes she will

Because she's a villian

>>34629672
I told you to try and freeze the door!

Uh, shoot an ice bullet on the steps to the museum. It won't be a direct attack, but it'll make the step slippery and he'll either pause or trip on them.

>>34630085
Cackle maniacally. You're a villain, after all.

>>34630085
That's the most bullshit thing I've ever heard. Villains get paid ridiculous amounts. You could easily afford a meal.

>>34630085
"Yes I would!"
Immunity: sob stories.

>>34630085
>CM: "Hey, wait! Kid! I... I just wanna use the buffet to give my mother a good meal for once in her life. You ain't gonna take that from my poor, sweet, sick, dear old mother, would ya?"
You're a villain, you have enough money to pay her a meal. Just rob a bank or something.

>>34630085
Wait, the buffet allows guests? Cool. Just tell us her name and we'll invite her.

>>34629991
True. It didnt specify that it had to be a Nintendo gameboy

>>34630085
Villains make enough money.

>>34630085
Tell him to refer that sob story to rena.
She'll give him like 20,000 dollars or something to dull the tragedy.

>>34630151
This.

>>34630085

Oblige him, JR. Tell him to text you his mother's contact information, and you can pick her up with the rest of the group once you're done with the scavenger hunt.

>>34630177
Good villains do.

Bad villains make as much as bad heroes

>>34630085
What about your father? Were you going to share with him too?

>>34630188
>>34630151

...you fools, he's counting on Jade wavering!

Fortunately Jade is a villain, she's unlikely to fall for that

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>>34630085

Nah.

>>34630241

Well, she can yell that at him while she's running with the Gameboy.

>>34630241
But I want mobster family to join us for food.
They are probably great. And italian.

>>34630278
Then invite them after the fact.

Don't step your guard now, that's exactly when a cliché mobster would sucker punch you

>>34630314
>step
Drop. Curse you, swipe keyboard

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"Yeah."

>She walks away. She isn't completely heartless so when she's a good distance away she texts him and says if he's serious then to just give his mom's information to Rena or something. She'll take care of her.

>She returns with all the items (herself being used for a fujoshi despite her protests) and her team is awarded one point! Quite a few other teams score as well but a few failed making them at the very least not in last place.
====================================

PR: "Next challenge is the CAVE OF DOOM. It was built by some of the scariest Villains in the entire Association. We are allowing two members of each team to enter. If you get too scared simply say you want to get out and we will send someone to retrieve you. You must make it through to the other side to receive your point. Teams, pick your members."

>>34630367
UH
COSPLAY LASS AND CHET

>>34630367
>Chet and whoever

>>34630367
CL and Chet

>>34630367
Rena and... the Ranger?

>>34630367
Chet, Cosplay Lass, you're up.

I'm hoping a Hero-Villain team will triumph where a hero or villain only team would not.

>>34630367
Rena

I'm now realizing that we should have put altRena on our team.

>>34630367
Teal ranger is pretty damn brave. And chet isn't allowed to show fear, too manly. And CL is too jaded to know fear.

So really the worst one to send here is rena.

SEND RENA.

>>34630392

Jade Revolver plz

>>34630367
COSPLAY LASS AND CHET

>>34630367
Chet and rena, Cosplay lass and rena, or teal ranger and rena.

>>34630367
CL and Chet sitting in a tree

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>>34630367
CL AND CHET

Even if we lose this challenge, at least the timeline will be preserved!

>>34630367
Cosplay and Chet
HAHA SHENANIGANS

>>34630367
cosplay lass and chet
more like cave of love

>>34630367
Do both members have to make it to the end, or can one member score if the other quits?

Damn all you people saying CL and chet.
I can't suggest it without realizing it's shipping.

They and teal ranger are the bravest people on our team!

>>34630367
CL, she probably won't even bat an eye at the terrors, and send Chet with her.

>>34630440
What happened to her eye?

>>34630490
She's a chuuni and fakes having multicolored eyes.

>>34630367
Rena and Teal Ranger. They've dealt with scarier things.

>>34630520
Couldn't she just put one colored contact lens on?

>>34630544
She does. But she also pretends her eye has special powers, and covers it when she doesn't use them.

>>34630526
This is a good pairing. Rena/teal have the power.

The only question is which jumps into the other's arms.

>>34630568
Huh.

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"Go, Chet and Sarah! I believe in you!"

CL: "It's Cosplay Lass..."
=======================================

>The two of them enter the Cave of Doom. It's near pitch black in there and the pair can feel things brush against them. Creatures pop out and try to rattle them but the two, being super powered people, feel sufficiently safe.
>Then they see a nun kneeling in the middle of the cave. She slowly rises up and turns to face them. Her face spits down the middle and opens wide revealing a terrible gaping maw with tentacles wriggling out of it.

...
The crap is that?

>Cosplay Lass is not amused.

>Chet is terrified.

>Roll 1d20 to determine if he freaks out and flees. High roll helps him not panic.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34630615

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34630615
I ROLL FOR SHIPPING

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34630615
Oh Chet

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34630615

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34630615
I invoke the power of love

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>34630615
Make out with her.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34630615

Oh shit. Do you think she's SUPPOSED to be in here, or it's just coincidental?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34630615
>>Roll 1d20 to determine if he freaks out and flees. High roll helps him not panic.
meh, seen worse in hentai

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>>34630637

>>34630637
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA Chet's a bitch.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34630615
I knew CL was a good choice.
Though I still think teal or rena should have gone too.

Be strong chet, you are a MAN!
And you have to be there when CL inevitably jumps into your arms! it will be the reverse

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34630637
>>34630641
WE'RE DONE FOR

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34630637
chet confirmed for coward

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34630615
COME ON 20

>>34630637
>>34630636
>>34630635
CL, grab him

Or punch Sister, that will unhinge the cave and the sudden change it tone will keep Chet from fleeing

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34630615

>>34630664
Fuck

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TIME PARADOX

YOU CAN'T GO CHANGING THE FUTURE LIKE THAT

>>34630637
>>34630641
>>34630664
CHEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!
Quickl CL, knock him out and drag him the rest of the distance.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

So wait... does both of them have to make it through or just one?

Anyway hoping Chet just jumps into CLs arms.

>>34630615
YFW you realise CL has a thing for paladins

>>34630739
She also wants to be a heroine.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34630615
Oh hey, it's Sister.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>34630615
More 1 for the pile

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Is this how you use dice now that the email field is gone?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

CHET I AM DISSAPOINT

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>Chet flees, screaming as he goes. Cosplay Lass grabs him by the arm and holds tight.

Oh no you don't.
I want that buffet and I'll be damned if you ruin this for me.

>She starts shooing Sister away.

"Come on. Go. Get the fuck out of the way you Double reject."

S: "Aww... I had hoped it would work... My siblings will not be happy about this..."

>She manages to move Sister away.

"Calm down, Chet."

>She keeps hold of the panicked man. He yells something about tentacles and tails and horrible things other girls have done to him.

"Hey, shut it already. We gotta get through this together and I will not have you breaking down on me."

>She holds his hand.

"Come on, let's do this. Baby steps. You got this."

>She carefully guides him through the cave until they are stopped by the greatest horror.

>>34630899
>the greatest horror
A floor of Lego?

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>>34630899
MM+: "BOO!"

>>34630899
>She holds his hand.

It has begun, just as it was foretold.

>>34630939
Awww

>>34630939

Leap into Chet's arms.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34630939
OH FUCK PANIC
Actually, it's Bridgette. MOE!

>>34630939
Break down laughing.
Chet has to carry you out.

>>34630939
OH MY GOD I'S SO FUCKING CUTE WITH THAT LITTLE HAIR THING I WANT TO TAKE IT TO BED AND CUDDLE IT IN MY SLEEP AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>34630939

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34630939
Hug Bridgette