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>>34722629

"Master Kraftbohrer, I am Rottenfuhrer Fenring - please allow me to accompany you to the Academy." Fenring doesn't wait for your reply, and you both begin to stride out onto the Berlin streets, and into a towncar provided by the Reich and fine Aryan engineering. Fenring explains that you will be assigned the rank of Bewerber or applicant, and "provided that you perform...adequately", you will be promoted into the SS. A thin smile comes over his face and he leans forward. "Kraftbohrer - a good name and a good family. Many do not survive the SS-Ausbildungsakademiefür Geheimwissenschaft und Mord für junge Offiziere. I will answer one question truthfully, as a favor to your pure bloodline." Something about this man strikes you as... off - he holds his head at a certain angle, almost like he's listening to something only he can hear. It's fairly unsettling to sit this closely to him.

"Well, young Master? One honest answer - perhaps the last you'll hear for some time."

>Well, what do you ask him?

>>34722665
ITS BACK HOORAY

>GPQ
what is this heresy?

pity I'm heading to sleep now, good luck OP, glad to see this continue

>Well, what do you ask him?
How can I be the best damn aryan to ever enter and come out of the academy?

>>34722720

>GPQ

I will never be free of these damn typos. Next thread will be PowerGerman Game Quest.

>How can I be the best damn aryan to ever enter and come out of the academy?

A fine question, let's see if anyone else wants to contribute.

Awwww Yisssss. ITS HERE!!11!

>>34722629
>after a hearty breakfast of sausages
You forgot the bread.
No German without his bread. Glorious German bread.

>Rottenfuhrer
Are you incapable of writing Umlaute?
Serious question.

>>34722665
>SS-Ausbildungsakademiefür Geheimwissenschaft und Mord für junge Offiziere
What, exactly, is that supposed to mean?
"SS education-academy for secret sciences and murder for young officers"?
Because I would gladly fix the grammar.

Anyway, for the question:
"How can I make my nation proud?"

>>34722720
>>34722805

Alright, any consensus between these two questions? I'll give it five more minutes.

>>34722805

All German titles are going to be poorly constructed. For funsies.

>>34722847
>All German titles are going to be poorly constructed. For funsies.
...Then I'll have to bow out before I try to smash my skull with a rock.

>>34722847
>>How can I be the best damn aryan to ever enter and come out of the academy?

>>34722805
>"How can I make my nation proud?"
thats a damn good one, I'll change mine from >>34722720 to seconding that

>>34722865
aww, stay anon, this quest needs more players and I'm just about to fall asleep

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>>34722665

As you open your mouth to ask your question, Fenring's eyes seem to glow slightly, and he begins to chuckle hoarsely, cutting you off.

"A fine question, my young Master - how do you make your nation proud and come out of the Academy? I can't give you every possible detail you would need in the short ride to the Academy - but I can give you some pointers. Trust no one. Attend your classes. Plan for everything. If you follow these rules, you may finish the semester."

Fenring leans back slightly, and suddenly - the towncar pulls to a halt.

"Here we are, Master Kraftbohrer. Best of luck."

A moment later, you stand on the dirt path leading to large stone castle in the distance - the grounds are immaculately kept and Berlin seems shockingly far away in the distance, despite your short car ride.

Fenring calls from the towncar "Oh, and Reinholt? If you hurry, you may make it to lunch!" With that last piece of advice, the towncar pulls away.

Moving quickly, you walk up the path, but you only make it about thirty strides before you see a well-dressed young woman step out behind a copse of trees. She stares at you and says nothing.

>what do you do?

>>34722950
Wave to her and ask if she can help direct us to the mess hall for lunch, maybe she could join us, we're new here

plan for betrayal but try to make a friend, I've a feeling we will need one

>Wave to her and ask if she can help direct us to the mess hall for lunch, maybe she could join us, we're new here

plan for betrayal but try to make a friend, I've a feeling we will need one

>>34722950

As you _, the girl's face seems to brighten, and her mouth opens in a large grin.

"You look to be a strong one! This should be fun!"

She pulls out a small silver whistle from her sleeve, and blows hard - but you hear nothing at all. Peculiar. She takes a deep breath and blows again.

----INTELLECT FLASH----

There's something wrong with her eyes - the smile never touches them. Through your boots, you detect a subtle vibration - the ground itself is shaking! Something is coming! Looking around quickly, you notice a nearby boulder is beginning to rotate - and something is underneath!
-----------------------------

Roll a d20 to prepare yourself!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34723036
>As you _,
uhh?

>>34723036

Oops, that should read - "as you wave, the girl's face seems to brighten".

The perils of pre-writing rears its ugly face.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34723036
MASTER RACE MOTHERFUCKER

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34723055
>>34723067
FOR GERMANY, FOR THE FUHRER, FOR OUR BLOODLINE, FOR POWERGAMING

good job anons, I can sleep well and leave this in your hands

>>34723097
NO YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP
YOU ARE NOT A TRUE GERMAN
GET OUT
GET OUT RIGHT NOW

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>>34723055
>>34723067
double 20s

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>>34723055

You quickly dive into your bag of personal belongings, before the boulder has completely flipped, you're wearing your father's skullhead belt and pointing your father's Luger at the opening.

And that's when the bear emerges - flashing iron and steel have replaced a whole limb, and one eye glows a baleful red. It takes a single whiff of the air and roars in your direction.

HOLY FUCK.

IT'S CHARGING AT YOU.

ROLL A d20 to FIRE EVERYTHING!

>>34723055
>>34723067
>>34723097

Prepare for shitstorm.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34723115
FUCK YOU BEAR, YOUR NOT A TRUE ARYAN

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34723115

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34723115
FOR THE FATHERLAND

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34723115
FOR THE FUHRER

>>34723055
>>34723067
POWERGAMING

>>34723115
dice+d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34723180
put dice+1d20 In the email field

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>>34723128
>>34723130
>>34723132

>Taking the 18

Taking a knee and bracing your arm, you lay down several shots - two into the bear's biological left shoulder, another smashing the great electrical fusebox embedded in the bear's chest, and the last shattering the bear's red eyepiece.

Over your shoulder, you hear the girl crying out to you "You motherfucker! Jozef will eat your fucking innards!" Her bloodlust is palpable, but she stands well clear.

Meanwhile, the bear's cybernetics appeared to have become jerky and uncoordinated - the robot limb moving more slowly. Nonetheless, the bear continues to advance, roaring wildly at you as it stumbles. It's only about 15 feet away!

>stand your ground for another volley of shots
>retreat to the girl and take care of her
>climb a tree and wait for the cyber-bear to tire of the attack
>write-in

>>34723224
>retreat to the girl and take care of her
ANY RESPECTABLE GERMAN WOULD TAKE CARE OF THE LADY FIRST.

>>34723211
ty

>retreat to the girl and take care of her

>>34723224
>stand your ground for another volley of shots
truly a savage beast such as this will be felled by our superior Aryan marksmanship!!!

>retreat to the girl and take care of her
take care of the girl hahaha i know what THAT mean

>>34723224
>>stand your ground for another volley of shots
No surrender, when we kill it we must rip its bio-mechanical heart out and crush it

>>34723248
>>34723295
>>34723302

Retreat to girl is winning, let's give it another couple minutes.

>>34723224
>retreat to the girl and take care of her

KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>34723248
indeed, let us assist her and allow no harm to come to her, I want me a beautiful aryan wench puppet

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>>34722665
>SS-Ausbildungsakademiefür Geheimwissenschaft und Mord für junge Offiziere
Nasu. Pls.

>>34723224
Define "take care of her"
I'm worried that it means decking her and knocking her out

>>34723329
>>34723337

>Alright, writing.

Turning quickly, while the bear is stumbling, you sprint towards the girl, who is standing alongside a large oak tree. She's shocked at your sudden charge in direction and screams "Stay away from me! I'll fucking kill you!" as she draws two knives out from underneath her sleeves. She screams incoherently as you sprint close. A quick glace backwards shows that the bear seems to have lost track of you momentarily - it's now attempting to shake blood and gasoline out of its nose and hacking up huge quantities of both.

---INTELLECT FLASH----

The bear looks like it's in tough shape - it's clearly not used to being shot, whatever horrible augmentations have been done to it. Another volley of shots should scare it off, even if no further damage is done.

----------

Looking forwards, the girl slashes wildly at you with her right dagger.

"Stay the fuck away! Jozef will fucking eat your corpse!"

What do?

>attempt to disarm her
>shoot that bitch
>reason with her

>shoot that bitch
maybe just her arms and legs ?

>>34723451
>shoot that bitch
RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEAD

>>34723451
How pure Aryan does she look?

If less than 90%,

>shoot her dead. It's no loss to the Reich

>>34723451
Knock her out

>>34723486
samefage cause never bring a knife to a gun fight

>>34723486
Gotta go with this, preferably while yelling curses.

>>34723505

She's blonde, blue eyes and would be attractive if she wasn't currently screaming bloody murder and attempting to gut you.

She's definitely pure Aryan.

>>34723451
>>shoot that bitch
Um irgendsoeine tollwütige Hure ist es wirklich nicht schade.

>>34722629
Finally! Kraftbohrerzeit!

>>34723451
>>reason with her

>"Stay the fuck away! Jozef will fucking eat your corpse!"
"Not before you have lunch with me"

>>34723533
Alright then. Thanks to her heritage, she should have excellent cognitive capacity.

Change
>>34723505
to
>Reason with her

>>34723451
>>shoot that bitch
Time to cap fools

>>34723451
>reason with her
No Aryan killing

>>34723572
This.

If she's pure Aryan, she'll make good breeding stock for the next generation of ubermenschen.

>>34723486
>>34723489
>>34723512
>>34723522
>>34723565
>>34723599

Alright, I'm seeing "shoot that bitch nonlethally if possible". Reason with her is a close second so I'll tie that in.

Roll a d20 - 4 for attempting to place a disabling shot or convince her to stand down.

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>34723643
Hitler guide me

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>34723643
HITLER GUIDE MY DICK

>>34723643

>>34723661
>>34723678
>88
>Heil Hitler
OH FUCK

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34723643
POWER GAMING HOOOOOOOOO

>Tfw you see this are reminded of that Nazi in Fantasyland quest
>still waiting for it to return
feelsbadman

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34723643

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>>34723661
>>34723678

>rolling an 8 (minus the -4 penalty)
>pic related

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>34723643
A true ubermensch must prove his superiority over his potential mate.

>>34723708

>nice saving roll. That's a 14 with the -4 penalty.

Writing.

>>34723708
>18
>AH
>Adolf Hitler

Have we failed a roll so far in this quest?

>>34723788
If i remember correctly we didn't

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>34723788
>Powergaming Quest
>Playing Glorious Aryan Splat
>Expecting us to fail any rolls

My filthy Slav detectors are going off.

>>34723811
Nat 20.
>>34723788
Confirmed for slavshit.

>>34723788
WE VILL VIN SIZZ WAR FREUND! WE VILL NO FAIL!

>>34723788
GET OUT SLAV

>>34723852
Speaking with that bad an accent? Are you sure you are Aryan enought for this thread?

>>34723643

You take a step forward, dodging another wild slash from the girl as she rants and screams about how she'll finally graduate this semester but not before she feeds your pure aryan flesh to Jozef the cyberbear.

Your attempts to reason with her are simply not heard - you can barely hear yourself think over the girl's insane caterwauling.

Finally, timing her wild slashes, you shoot your Luger into her legs, and hit her right thigh, causing her to collapse immediately. Moving quickly, you kick one knife out of her hand and then hold your pistol against her head. Her screaming cuts out immediately, and all emotion drops from her face.

"Drop your other knife," you demand, and she immediately complies.

"Don't kill me," she whispers breathlessly. "Look at you - you're strong, fast - you planned well and defeated Jozef. What if we work together?" She bites her lower lip and looks upward at you seductively.

-----INTELLECT FLASH----

You just shot this woman in the leg, and ten seconds ago she was attempting to flay you alive.

Once again, her seductive smile does not touch her eyes, which are glassy and wide open. This woman is either totally insane or on drugs.

------------------------------------

What do?

>allow her to stand
>execute with full prejudice
>knock her out and carry her back to the castle.
>take knives and knife-fight bear? This is the trap option

>>34723898
>>execute with full prejudice
We SS now

>>34723898
>take knives and knife-fight bear?
TRAP OPTION EVERYTIME

>>34723898
>Take the knives, knife-fight bear AND WIN

the only true option for POWERGAMING

>>34723898
>>take knives and knife-fight bear? This is the trap option

>>34723933
afterwards take her to the headmaster, she was using a bear and as everyone knows, bears are bolshevik animals, especially with a name as slavic as Jozef

>>34723898
>take knives and knife-fight bear? This is the trap option
I dont want to but I have to.

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>>34723932
>>34723933
>>34723948
>>34723969

>>34723898
>POLLUTING HER PURE ARYAN FLESH WITH FILTHY COMMUNIST DRUGS
>ALLOWING THE SUBVERSIVE MESSAGES OF THE JEWS TO DRIVE HER INSANE

Be careful - we might have a race traitor on our hands here.

Still, she's good Aryan breeding stock. We should take her back to the castle and see if they can help her.

After we
>knife-fight the bear

>>34723898
>Traps are always best.

>>34723981
You knew it was going to happen the second you put it in there.

>>34724017
Sodomite detected

>>34723898

>bear knife-fight engaged

You slowly remove the luger pressed against the girl's forehead, but only to quickly unloop the girl's own belt. You flip her over and tie her arms behind her back - and for good measure, take the small silver whistle hanging around her neck. Between her tied arms and the wounded leg, she should probably be easier to deal.

As you collect her knives, an insane plan comes to you. What if you snuck up on the bear with the knives and killed it swiftly? That would surely earn the favor of the Academy, and certainly one less raging cyberbear on the ground would be an improvement.

Shoving your luger into your belt and ignoring the girl's increasingly whorish demands from you (Why are you tying me up? Where are you going? Aren't you going to undress me!?!), you stalk over to the large pool of bear blood and machine oil. You'll have to stalk the bear silently and ambush to even have a prayer.

>Roll a d20 to track the bear though the grounds.

>>34724073

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34724073
BEARS ARE SLAVS
KILL THEM ALL

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>34724073

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>34724073

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34724073

>>34724073

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34724073

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34724135
Oops

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34724073
I HATE BEARS!

>>34724120
Why not roll a d1?

dice+1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>34724182
oops

>>34724175
Why don't we use a d88 to stick with the theme?

>>34724205
Too messy

Rolled 39 (1d88)

>>34724205
TESTING

Rolled 71 (1d88)

>>34724226
d88 master race, reporting in.

Rolled 26 (1d88)

>>34724205
If 88 we ascend to godhood

>>34724103
>>34724123
>>34724126

Crouching, you immediately spot a thin trail of blood leading off the northeast, into the brush. Quickly, you advance through the bushes and through a small ravine - momentarily losing the trail before spotting a slick of oil floating in the slow moving stream. In another few minutes, you've cleared the wooded area - and about 100 yards into a clear field, you seem the bear calmly striding though the grass. It raises it's head and clearly takes a deep breath, enjoying the warm June air. The cyber leg appears to be functioning slightly better.

You approach at a crouch - you're upwind and the bear hasn't noticed you yet. In fact, as you watch, the bear sits heavily and begins to growl...

---INTELLECT FLASH----

Actually, you think the bear is purring, or something like it - despite the cybernetics and possibly brain implants for aggression, the bear loves to be outside?

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>leap onto bear's back and stab wildly.
>get the bear's attention
>throw the bear one of your knives for honorable combat
>just shoot the bear with your remaining 12 rounds and call it a day

Rolled 13 (1d88)

>>34724205
DON'T STOP ROLLING UNTIL WE GET AN 88

>>34723055
>>34723067
>>34723128
>>34723708
>>34723811
>>34724103

God I love this quest.

Rolled 83 (1d88)

GOTT MIT UNS!

>>34724273
>>throw the bear one of your knives for honorable combat
A worthy foe deserves no less.

>>34724226
>>34724262
>>34724264

Senior Partei officials will roll d88's, it's too good to pass up.

>>34724273
>throw the bear one of your knives for honorable combat
HERE WE GO

>>34724273
toss the dog a bone and the bear a knife.

>>34724273
Drop the knife and go hand to paw

>>34724273
>throw the bear one of your knives for honorable combat

If he proves himself well, he shall earn a new glorious Aryan Master!

>>34724273
>>throw the bear one of your knives for honorable combat

>>34724305
Holy shit, seconding this

>>34724305
YES

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>>34724289
>>34724300
>>34724303
>>34724313

Alright, four votes for honourable knife fight and two for fisticuffs.

Any last votes?

>>34724273
>1v1 Knife fight

>>34724350
can we give the bear the knives?

Rolled 30 (1d88)

>>34724305
>>34724350
GLORIOUS ARYAN NEEDS NO WEAPONS

For some reason I don't think knife fighting a bear is very powergame-ey

>>34724350
Fisticuffs

>>34724354
>>34724359
>>34724363
>>34724389

Alright, knife-fighting with some liberal application of fisticuffs. We shall give the bear the knife, so it will have the option of a weapon.

Writing

>>34724413

Oh wait, I need rolls.

Can I get a d20 for opening series of blows?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34724435
Don't fail me now!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>34724413
SUCK IT, BEAR!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34724413

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>34724435

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34724435

Rolled 6 (1d88)

>>34724435
FUCK D20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34724435
test

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34724435
C'mon dice!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Rolled 80 (1d88)

>>34724478
RICHTIG, WIR SIND MINDESTENS SO GUT WIE PARTEIMITGLIEDER

Rolled 15 (1d88)

>>34724485
If only you rolled earlier

>>34724485
Nicht schlecht.

>>34724485
you are are a credit to the master race

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34724435
Fellow Aryans, I suspect that there are Jews and Bolsheviks among us, trying to send our hero to his death without the use of superior German weaponry, in the guise of 'needing no weapons'.

Remember that the Fatherland is renowned for its technology and weaponry, and that our use of machinery is a chosen method to subjugate the lower races.

Do not yield to their temptations, do not send our young hero into battle unarmed again!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34724530
I think there has been a misunderstandin on your side. Of course, even the citizens of the reich need weapons and machinery in spite of bein indubitably superior to your run of the mill people. However, we stand on a so much higher Level that it's to be seen as insulting to think that we would need weapons, especially if our adversary is a creature as lowly as a cybernetic bear. Your attitude reeks of defeatism.

>>34724449
>>34724483
>>34724499
>>34724530

Das alot of 15s.

>>34724449

>bretty gud. Also don't forget we have a +2 bonus to all rolls for Aryan Purity.

>>34724485

>Wasn't in the first three, sorry bud.

Circling the bear as it enjoys the sunlight, you throw a knife so that it embeds itself into the soil before the bear. The bear blinks quickly with its one good eye, and immediately spots you as you circle in front of the bear. Surprisingly, the bear remains sitting and calm, as your voice rings out in the glorious German countryside.

"Jozef - I ask that we duel to the death using your old master's blades. I defeated her, but my victory shall not be complete until you have been slain. Honor demands that we battle."

The bear slowly sits forward, and suddenly a small circuit lights up on it's mechanical apparatus - a tinny voice emanates from the circuitry.

"I. ACCEPT. DUEL. JOZEF. WILL. FIGHT."

Quickly, and with a dexterity you would not believe, the bear plucks the knife from the honest German soil, and with a spare claw, taps out a complicated pattern on a row of buttons you didn't notice earlier on the the cyberlimb. The bear's mechanical paw retracts into its arm, and the bear fits the knife into its place.

Suddenly you feel as though you have misjudged this situation.

Jozef rears on his hind legs and deafens you with a battle cry, and then launches forward with wide sweeping slashes - it's all you can do to dodge these inital blows, rolling and dodging left and right. Finally, Jozef over-reaches, and you slip under his robo-arm, needling some electrical circuitry on his chest implants.

Jozef roars and backhands you with his biological limb, but you roll into it - and you now stand about 10 feet away, with a bruised shoulder. Jozef's circuitry is sparking slightly, and the bear regards you with hostility as the tinny voice projects again. "WELL. PLAYED. PUNY. MAN."

>>34724692

How do you proceed?

>charge forward and attempt to stab circuitry
>throw knife and blind bear's good eye
>disable cyberlimb?
>pull out Luger and shoot bear (this would be highly dishonorable)

>>34724711
>disable cyberlimp

>>34724692

>disable cyberlimb?

Before he dies he shall know us as his superior.

>>34724711
>disable cyberlimb?
This seems like a good way to reduce the threat.

>charge forward and attempt to stab circuitry
FINISH HIM FOR THE REICH

>>34724711
ALL THREE SON
>CHARGE FORWARD, THROWING THE KNIFE INTO THE BEAR'S GOOD EYE, THEN DISABLE HIS CYBER LIMB

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34724711
>>charge forward and attempt to stab circuitry
We can tank a hit or two

>>34724711
>disable cyberlimb?

Rolled 54 (1d88)

>>34724726
change to
>>34724739
for a solid plan

>>34724711
>>disable cyberlimb?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>34724711
>disable cyberlimb?

Ya'know, the bear sounds like a much better partner than Crazy-Knives the psychopath murder machine.

>>34724739
this anon knows what to do !

>>34724801

Ah, someone is thinking critically! Bless you, anon.

>>34724801
But can we waifu Bear? It would be funny if it was actually a loli in a bear life support suit, a la Knights of Sidonia.

>>34724692
He is an honorable combatant, and worthy foe. Possibly a worthy ally. Request that he join our quest for truth and justice!

>>34724834
Goddamit, take your lolis out of here, paedophilia is a communist pastime, you bolshevik

>>34724726
>>34724732
>>34724733
>>34724757
>>34724789
>>34724801

Alright, disable cyberlimb seems to be winning slightly.

Roll me a d20 for specific assault on the cyberlimb.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34724851

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34724851

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>34724851

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>34724851
C'mon dice! Again!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34724851

>>34724858
Filthy gyspy saboteur.

>>34724851
>>34724858
Well shit.

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>>34724858

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34724851
Farewell, my furry friend. I will see you in Valhalla

Rolled 2 (1d88)

>>34724858
JEW DETECTED
>>34724851
SAVE ME 88

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>34724851

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>>34724858

It finally happened.

>4chan trying to ban me for spam

Moot pls.

>>34724895
YOU FUMBLED THE FAMED 88!

>>34724858
Alright, show's over people, pack up your bags.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>34724834
>loli

A fantasy of the untermensch, who cannot handle a true Aryan woman!

Rolled 23 (1d88)

>>34724909
LET'S TRY AGAIN
THE BLESSED 88 WILL SAVE US FROM THE JEW TRYING TO SABOTAGE US

>>34724901
>spam
they just don't want such a pure quest on their bolshevik board

Rolled 18 (1d88)

>>34724925
GIVE ME THAT, AMATEUR! IN THE NAME OF PRUSSIA, BRUNHILDE GUIDE MY ROLL!

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>>34724847

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34724945
>18
>AH
THE FUHRER IS WATCHING! NOW, KAMERADEN! STRIKE DOWN THE BEAST!

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Rolled 25 (1d88)

>>34724858
Verraten und verkauft and den Erzfeind. Dieser Dolchstoß wird nicht ungesünt bleiben, Abschaum.

Rolled 32 (1d88)

>>34724950
>Defiling pure Nordic Myth in this Asian way
Absolutely disgusting

>>34724963
Man I wish I took German instead of French in HS. Such a strong and proud language.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>34724858
>>34724895
>>34724925
>>34724945
>>34724963
>>34724981
Clearly this tragic failure is the fault of those fools that believe us worthy of the D88.

We are not yet senior partei. That is an honour that must be earned.

>>34724950
Take your untermensch defilement of our culture and leave.

>>34725002
Well then, let us pay the cost of our arrogance to the paws of the bear and hope the Fatherland can forgive us

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Rolled 4 (1d88)

>>34725002
Fuck it, rolling to turn this shit around.

Rolled 67 (1d88)

>>34725049
AND THE ONLY THING YOU DID WAS ROLLING IT EVEN DEEPER INTO THE GUTTER!

>>34725049
>D88
This arrogance is why we fail.

If we are lucky the cyberbear will settle for an honourable victory.

>>34724851

Thinking quickly, you realize that you must disable the bear's cybernetics - without a knife, the bear may choose to submit.

You leap forward acrobatically and slash high across Jozef's face - he bearly jerks back in time, as you score the metal plate on the left side of his face.

While he's distracted and off-balance, you spin left and underneath the cyberlimb, and stab downward through the control circuitry - but you're electrocuted from the discharge!

You let go of your blade just in time to see a heavy paw rising to meet you - you try to dodge, but you're far too slow. The bear catches you across the upper body and you are thrown yards away, rolling through the grass, and finally sliding to a halt. You scramble to your feet, wincing, as you feel your ribs - you suspect that at least one is broken, as pain wells deep in your left side.

Jozef's knife arm is sparking wildly - and suddenly the knife attachment at the end of his arm begins to rotate - in a matter of seconds, the blade is a whirling vortex of steel. Jozef points his new blender arm at you and announces through his speakers,

"AN. UNLUCKY. DEVELOPMENT. NOW. YOU. DIE. LITTLE. MAN."

>wat do? choose wisely, /tg/.

>run away
>fucking shoot the damn bear
>close into fisticuffs range and try to kill the bear
>something else

>>34725064
>close into fisticuffs range and try to kill the bear
Not yet! We're not done dammit!

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Rolled 64 (1d88)

>>34725049
>fucking shoot the damn bear
FOR HITLER
FOR THE FATHERLAND
FOR THE MASTER RACE
I WILL NOT FAIL

>>34725064
Kick the Bear in the Balls, then gouge out his eye. Time to channel the bloodlust of our ancestors who razed Rome.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>34725064
>FISTICUFFS

We are the ubermensch. It isn't even human.

There's no contest.

Rolled 26 (1d88)

>>34725064
>something else

Activate out probably magic belt buckle?

>close into fisticuffs range and try to kill the bear
NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER

>>34725064
>fucking shoot the damn bear

The bear is UNTERMENSCH. Not worthy of HONORABLE BATTLE! He should be so lucky that we will give him a quick death!

I'll be honest.

I'm surprised this quest took off like it did.

I did nazi it coming.

>>34725064
Fisticuffs baby.

>>34725064
>Concede defeat.
A proud German can admit defeat in honorable duels. We lost our weapon, and with that the knife-fight ends.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34725064
Blind the bear by using Kaiser Wilhelms binoculars to reflect the Sun into it's eyes

>>34725064
>>34725111
Good point, don't we have a bunch of artifacts on our person? Let's use one of those!

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>>34725085
>>34725095
>>34725105
>>34725121
>mfw the SUCCEED-OR-DIE fags from the other quest with a protagonist named Reinhold won't let us realise when we're beaten

>>34725064
>fucking shoot the damn bear

>>34725064
>>close into fisticuffs range and try to kill the bear
channel pure german might

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>34725064
>Propose Truce?

Tell him that he is a powerful and excellent specimen of God and Man under heaven. Why does he squat under rocks by the whims of a demon-possessed witch?

Rolled 66 (1d88)

Don't we have the Knife nuts whistle? Maybe we can use or superior Aryan intellect to puzzle out how to send a signal to power down the bears cybernetics?

>>34725156
We are german, we shall never give up till the end

>>34725151
Apparently the dice gods approve, so I will as well.

>>34725183
>we shall never give up till the end

Or when the Russians are marching through Berlin.

>>34725156
>SUCCEED-OR-DIE fags

I think you mean

>JEWS, BOLSHEVIKS, AND GYPSIES PLOTTING AGAINST THIS QUEST.

>>34725156
Get out before we hang you on the next lamppost, defeatist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGpmUMrGDUI

THREAD THEME

>>34725156
>Implying Jewish sympathizers aren't intentionally trying to get us killed

>>34725203
But Anon, that is the very DEFINITION of end

>>34725203
That is the end tho

>>34725064
>close into fisticuffs range and try to kill the bear

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>>34725183
As a red-blooded Englishman, I can respect that.

I'm still going to fight you every inch of the way.

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>>34725064

I'm seeing a lot of discussion here, trying to parse

>use any and all artifacts to gain an edge
>close to melee range
>slay bear in glorious hand to hand combat

>>34725255
>>34725151
I agree with the dice, blind it

>>34725255
>use any and all artifacts to gain an edge
No point in bringing them if we aren't gonna use them.

>>34725255
>Whichever has a higher likelihood of getting us killed.

Uh, all for the greater glory of the Master Race when we succeed, of course.

>>34725255
Rip its skull in apart with our bear hands

>>34725278
Do i smell a Jew around here?

>>34725255
>>use any and all artifacts to gain an edge
Can we please employ our superior Aryan intellect for once?

>>34725250

It's the tea isn't it... it imbues you with some sort of super human endurance...

I'm on to you England.

>>34725266
>>34725277
>>34725278

Alright, roll a d20 for this battle plan.

>desperate use of artifacts
>charge into melee
>kill the shit out of Jozef

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>34725255
>use any and all artifacts to gain an edge

Blind it and bind it?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>34725322

>>34725255
>Concede defeat
Even if we could kill it, we lost at the knife-fight by losing the knife.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>34725322
VoRWÄRTS!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34725322

>>34725299
>Implying all of the "do the impossible, never back down" fags aren't just Jews trying to get us killed

>>34725344
Dirty jew

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>>34725328
>>34725343
>>34725344

>second nat 1

I am sorry, Aryanbros...

>>34725325
>>34725344
For Zion!

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>>34725322
Charge into melee

That blender-arm is no match for our impervious Aryan flesh!

Really this ought to work...

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>34725322

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>34724992
It's okay Anon. While they were once a proud people also, the French have declined in both grandeur and spirit in recent ages. Remember them not as they were now, a country of filthy cheese eating surrender monkeys, but as they were then; a Kingdom that sent Gendarmes armored in plate steel that matched Prussian forging pound for pound against Prussian cannons who screamed hell fire and death and the countless blocks of Rodelero footsoldiers who were thought to be invincible. Remember that France that stood for centuries as the only reason why the Germanic Habsburg-Spainish empire did not wholly dominate the world, and that it was also they who drove in the nails of the first worldwide Germanic empire. Truly, the 21st century is not one of France's better ages.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>34725344
Game over our Aryan blood splatters on to the German Earth
>>34725322

>>34725348
implying your "don't even try" attitude ever brought anyone anywhere

>>34725361
The 1 was the fourth roll though.

>>34725361
Of course it is. Desparately using artifacts as a crutch after having already failed at the stated goal? How is that proud German power-gaming?

>>34725388
You could have stopped this.

>>34725397
right, it shouldn't count

is this Stalin Bear ? was the girl Natascha ?

>>34725397
>>34725427
First wasnt linked

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Rolled 35 (1d88)

I BRING WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS!
>>34725361
als, the 1 was the 4th roll

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34725417
I am French. I stop nothing nowadays, except the Scientologists and prissy, conservative television censorship. Hon hon hon.

>>34725428
No, girl was Aryan.

>>34725461
no blond blue eyed girls in russia ?

>>34725444

I was counting only the linked posts.

I'm thinking about how to proceed here, uno momento.

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>>34725448
>not posting superior, German-produced cleansing agent

I found another Jew!

>>34725477
Mein Herz tut weh.

>>34725477
>I'm thinking about how to proceed here, uno momento.
We get turned to meat paste

>>34725524
You would like that, wouldn't jew?

>>34725477
Probably Aryan punishment for trying to use a gun in a knife-fight. I mean, why did we even challenge the bear to a knife-fight if we are going to shoot it anyway?

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>>34725477
Your players have rolled two critfails in a row. If you take them, the quest is finished. If you don't, the players know the dice mean nothing.

Your thread is nearing the bump limit, and has become a pile of fa/tg/uys yelling "Jew! Jew!" at each other because they think it's funny.

I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think you have any good options.

>>34725477

Alright. I think I have the solution here.

>the natural 1 will still count, as only the first three posts linked to >>34725322

I'm writing.

>>34725477
Clearly this is the moment the girl realizes that we are a worthy specimen and orders Jozeph or whatever his slav name is to incapacitate us for her... attentions.

>>34725567
Quiet Japan.

>>34725567
You clearly don't realize that losing the duel doesn't have to mean death, and that the whole thing probably was set up by the school to test us. Also, i bet you smirked quite jewishly while writing this.

>>34725578
Clearly violating the rules we set for our own fight makes us temporarily lose our ayran powers.

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>>34725612
Friendly reminder that we held out longer than Germany did, and it took an entirely new kind of weapon to bring us to our knees.

>>34725567

The sun is high; the fine German breeze is blowing. It is a good day to die. The year is 1934.

Jozef approaches, his one good eye fierce with determination.

"YOUR. END. HAS. COME. BRAVE. COMBATANT."

You desperately rifle though your bag, helplessly looking at Kaiser Wilhelm's field glasses - then to your father's skullhead belt, mentally pleading for help - for any kind of assistance at all. Jozef steps closer once more.

Summoning your Aryan pride and courage, you manfully gird yourself for death, and charge into Jozef's spinning blades.

Blood - the purest Aryan blood, rich with history, life, and vitality - leaps into the bright June sky.

And you know no more.

>still writing

>>34725646
You were already dead and were willing to accept the peace treaty offered by America. The more German scientists of the U.S. decided to use you as a test subject.

>>34725670
We fathered a child, hopefully a boy, to carry on our proud Aryan heritage and genes, right?

>>34725682
Pretty sure half of Japan didnt want to surrender.

Moot point anyway. We rebuilt them and bought their cars/trucks. Now we are friends.

>>34725694
But then we miss ww2

>>34725670
Our aryan ribcage better blocked the drill

>>34725670
inb4 it's the girl's blood

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>>34725670

You float in uneasy darkness. You seem to hear voices - echoing in the dark.

"Too soon - alone on the - Annika..." And then another voice, "blood loss - Kraftbohrer - miracle." And then "support - SS - Himmler - Dietrich".

The darkness seems to deepen slightly, and the voices disappear. It is deathly cold.

>>34725721
Mein Gott.... that's why they lost.

Rolled 76 (1d88)

>>34725772
FUCK THIS ENDING

>>34725772
THEY COULDN'T KILL US WITH THE DRILL BECAUSE KRAFTBOHRER=POWERDRILL!

>>34725772
>>34725721
>wake up in a sealed underground lab
>Hitler dead
>Soviets trampling our Aryan clay
>a wall through our glorious capital

It's time for revenge.

Rolled 58 (1d88)

>>34725772
ROLLING TO WAKE UP!

Rolled 12 (1d88)

>>34725772
KEEP ROLLING UNTIL WE HIT 88

>>34725817
Aww yes sounds bitching

Rolled 42 (1d88)

>>34725772

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Rolled 14 (1d88)

>>34725817
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN!

Rolled 60 (1d88)

ROLLING TO WIN THE WAR!

Hey OP, are you working on something or is this truly the end?

>>34725929
Clearly the skull belt is going to revive us.

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>>34725929
I'm guessing he's working on something. We're going to emerge as a MechaPanzerTrooper or something

give bear beating with skull belt

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>>34725772

It is cold. So cold. And then...

A light in the dark. It speeds to you, all fire and water, rushing towards you faster and faster until -

You open your eyes - blearily you raise an arm to wipe your face. It's cold. You see steam rising from your breath - and then hear a voice - thin, mechanical - tinny. Fear deepens in your chest as you remember the bear. The knife. The blade. But the tinny voice is not the bear's. It takes a moment, but you finally understand the words coming from overhead.

"-not be alive, Reinholt. You were killed by Annika Diefenbacher's robotic creation in the summer of 1934. Your family was notified of your death in an automobile accident in Berlin. But you did not die, Kraftbohrer. Your spirit was too strong - and so you were taken from the German field where your body failed."

You look around, and realize that you are in a tube of some kind, a horizontal bed of frost. The tube is open - and you grasp the side of the tube and pull yourself out - tumbling to the cold steel floor.

"Tsch! Careful! It takes lesser men weeks to regain their strength, Kraftbohrer. Weeks. You will be strong soon enough. But alas, we do not have time to wait, do we? Your genetics are spectacular. We simply could not let you go to waste."

Finally, you manage to stand, and survey the room - an icy locker, with a speaker in the top right corner of the room.

"Reinholt - you are simply too delicious to be left frozen. But you must earn your freedom! You must prove yourself now! You were not meant to die pointlessly - die for honor, Gott in Himmel - no. You were meant for great things. You can achieve them still. But first, you must SURVIVE."

And with that, the voice cuts out.

There is a single door, frozen shut.

>explore the room
>open the door

>>34725992
Bit late for that, chum.

>>34725985
>>34725976
Yeah, i thought something along those lines, seemed like a weird note to end the quest, even seemingly naming the girl we met and talking about miracles

Rolled 47 (1d88)

>>34726007
>open the door
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>34726007
>explore the room
Let's see where we ended up.

>>34726007
>explore

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>>34726007
>explore the room, examine the tube

>>34726007
We should think of ending the chapter soon mate... running out of room.

Good stopping point.

>>34726007
>explore the room

>>34726007
>>open the door

Rolled 47 (1d88)

>>34726007
>open the door

Rolled 11 (1d88)

>>34726048
New thread. Double issue. Check my 88.

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>>34726007
Open the door! Even if it's frozen shut! There is work to be done and charging forth without taking stock of our situation is the only way any proud Ubermensch would do! We do not need any items the room may have! Onward to victory!

>>34726048
>>34726068

I'll start a new thread with the next post. I've still got a little more than an hour to run.

>>34726102
Why would you start a new thread?

>>34726102
>>34726117
What that guy said. This thread will be alive for a couple of hours still.

>>34726102
>>34726117
You're at the bump limit, but that just means less front-page exposure.

Everyone who cares is in this thread already, Speer.

Rolled 70 (1d88)

>>34726102
Have we missed the war? Did we miss our chance at bear controlling waifu? What year is it?

Rolled 67 (1d88)

>>34726102
Still one hour for 88.

>>34726153
>less front-page exposure.
Do people not use the catalog?

>>34726117
>>34726144
>>34726153

Oops, sorry. I thought anon meant I was going to fall off the board. Nevermind!

>>34726169
There is something other than the catalog?

>>34726160
Given that we were in the coma since 34, we might just have been woken up in time to turn the tide in stalingrad

>>34726043
>He still believes there's hope for man

>explore the room
collect everything that seems useful

>>34726169
Some filthy casuals sort the catalog by bump order.

>>34726205
Of course there's hope for man.

Real ubermensch make their own hope.

>>34726007
>>explore the room

Rolled 6 (1d88)

You better give us access to a time maschine later on so we can redo the bear fight. Our honor is tarnished by loosing that one.