>>34860238
>E
This is /tg/ goddamn it, we need to create our own custom psychotic lesbian!

>>34860238

> E - We're Freedom Ring.

>>34860238
>Garfield
>Acquire lasagna

>>34860238

> E - Make-A-Character!

We're Cade Knight, Starman. Technically, Starkid. This is a long way from the Opal.

>>34860238
>E
This is going to happen.

>>34860238
>B - Raven Roth

>academies for metahumans.
This isn't going to devolve into a highschool sim, is it?

>>34860238
>E- We are a Psion, who likes to prank people by making them think the food they're eating tastes like shit

>Marvel and DC

Static, Jaimie, and Spidey better hang out together or this is a waste of a crossover.

>>34860238

> E - Make-A-Character!

I vote that we play a guy, but you should probably narrow down the choices a bit.

>E

>>34860327

Mental powers are hideously boring.

>E- We have the ability to move things(and people) and phase through them with our mind

We are actually a poltergeist that doesn't know it

>>34860238
>E
Let's make some creepy magic vampire. I'm thinking lots of freaky bodily fluid magic and part soft dead people. But we do it all with a happy cheerful and sophisticated tone that makes everyone question our sanity.

>>34860364
I'm down for this.

>MAKE-A-CHARACTER MODE ENGAGED!
>Please vote for the following characteristics:

>Gender
>Power set - CHOOSE ONE - Mystic, Alien device, Unstable mutation, Accelerated nervous system.
>Set stat priorities: Physical, Mental, Social. Please set to high, medium, and low as you see fit.

>>34860238

> E - Make-A-Character!

We're one of Taskmaster's bastard offspring, and we have Dad's abilities.

>>34860364
This,
Suggesting 20 Year Old Male named Johnny Walker

>>34860394

> Male
> Accelerated Nervous System
> Physical - High
> Social - Medium
> Mental - Low

We're not book-smart, but we're a physical paragon.

>>34860394
This one
>>34860364
>Gender
Male
>Power
Mystic(Paranormal-Ghost)
>Stats
Physical=Low
Mental=Medium
Social=Medium

>>34860394

> Male
> Alien device
> Physical=Low
> Mental=High
> Social=Medium

WE MUST THINK HARD

>>34860419

Wish it was more specific, but will second this one for now. Mostly to curb the absurd abuses that might come with Mystic.

>>34860394
>Male
>Mystic
>Mental-High
>Physical-Medium
>Social-Low

>>34860419
Seconding.

>>34860394
Male
Mystic (poltergeist)
Physical (low)
Social (high)
Mental (medium)

>>34860419

Voting for this for a start, though I'm not sure if Accelerated Nervous System means Deathstroke or Flash.

>>34860419
I'll support

>>34860419
>Generic dumb Beefcake
welp this quest is ruined, BAIL

>>34860501
deathstroke, hopefully. if it means flash, we're starting off way too OP

>>34860560

Come off it. 9 out of ten superheroes aren't book-smart. Captain America isn't a genius, for example. I assume that the vote's for superhuman statistics instead of 'normal or retarded'.

>Male
>TIE - AVERAGING OUT
>Accelerated Nervous System -> Mystic => Supernatural awareness
>Physical: Low
>Social: Medium
>Mental: High

You've spent the last few years - everything since that incident with the fortuneteller at the stupid parking lot carnival - knowing things that you really shouldn't know. You can extrapolate ridiculous amounts of information from small clues, and you have a sixth sense that alerts you when you're in danger. Which is all kind of cool, but at times your enhanced awareness feels like a bunch of voices all shouting in your head at once.

Hence, wanting to join the Titans Academy. Hopefully they'll be able to get your head on straight. It's only logical, right?

The winding path up to the tower is lined by grassy gardens; a few students are out doing work, or just goofing off, and -

>DANGER

Your senses flare up. Danger. Mild. Coming from the left. Risk extremely minor. Wait, so why the hell is it flaring over something that -

The confusion is enough to distract you from actually acting on your sense, and you're whacked in the head by a hacky-sack.

"Sorry, dude!" A voice calls from behind you and to the left. "Pass it back this way?" A kid with green skin, a shortish girl with ridiculous pink sunglasses, and a huge - downright massive - black guy in a hoodie, the first of whom is the one hollering at you.

>>34860663
Actions?
>A: Toss it back and keep going, maybe with a sheepish wave back at them.
>B: Try to get friendly. It could help you get into the academy.
>C: Toss it back, and ask something specific (OPEN ACTION)

stupid cats hitting the enter key raddaraddaraddamusinfuggin

>>34860663
>tie
>massive majority for physical/social
nigga what?

>>34860711
>Apologies, misread the first of the entries that was 'second'ed twice. Averaging out the stat votes ends with a 'medium' in all categories - so fairly average on all fronts. The tie was for mystic versus enhanced nerves - three votes each in the first 7, with one for alien device.

>>34860696
>A: Toss it back and keep going, maybe with a sheepish wave back at them.

>>34860696
>A: Toss it back and keep going, maybe with a sheepish wave back at them.

>>34860696
>C - Ask if the Dean/Headmaster/etc is in

>>34860696
>A

>>34860696
>A

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"Here y'go!" You lay up the knit sack on your foot, give it a few gentle boots - juggling it in the air in front of you briefly - and then kick it back in the green kid's direction. He laughs, letting it bounce off his chest before kicking it back to the girl to his side, and their game continues as if nothing had happened; you doubt they notice you giving a wave in their direction - but sure enough, the towering black guy takes a hand from his hoodie pocket long enough to wave back at you.

A hand that looks like it was designed by Steve Jobs, all glistening white polymer and stainless steel. HUH.

The door to the foyer of Titans Tower is open, and you walk in without incident. An ugly looking robot-thing sits behind the information desk. To your right, a display case has been filled with press clippings about the Academy and the opening ceremony. Across the way, there's a pair of elevators, and doors lead into fairly well lit hallway to either side of the foyer.

And you quickly realize you're not sure exactly where to go.

>A: Ask the sketchy-looking droid at the information desk.
>B: Check out the press clippings.
>C: Determine the best way to go through use of your powers and any minor hints that may be in the lobby.
>D: Find someone else to ask. Like, a person.

>>34861249
>A hand that looks like it was designed by Steve Jobs, all glistening white polymer and stainless steel. HUH.

>{Hype Intensifies}

>A

Sketchy robits never lie

>>34861249
>A
We don't want to just walk around a superhero base unsupervised

>>34861249
>A: Ask the sketchy-looking droid at the information desk.
>>34861361
I mean, we do. We would just get brokwn

>>34861249
>A

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Goddamn this thing is ugly. It's bargain basement R2-D2 ripoff ugly. It's straight-out-of-a-Hong Kong-electronics-store ugly. And the worst part is that despite the aesthetics, it's obviously pretty decent quality.

>"How can I help you, sir?"
"Uhhh... yeah, I'm just looking for directions to the offices - is the dean in?"
>"One moment!"
A little light blinks on and off under the robot's faceplate.
>"Ah, you are not presently a student?"
"That's why I was hoping to talk to him."
>"So I see. Professor Parker is in the middle of a meeting, but you're welcome to wait for him. His office is to the right, at the end of the hallway - you really can't miss it. Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"I'm good." You avoid the robot's gaze - and don't quite hear what it mutters under its lack of breath as you walk away.

Actions?
>A: Head straight for his office.
>B: Kill some time out here - look around, check the press clippings..
>C: Go for a quick walk around the outside of the building.

>>34861950
>A: Head straight for his office.
Spiderman is a teacher. Makes sense.

>>34861950
>Professor Parker
Nigga, you'd best have him palling around with Deadpool and daredevil.

>B

>>34861950
>B

>>34862043
>Deadpool is an instructor
Shiiit imagine the possibilities

>>34862133
oh, and B

>>34862133
The class is called "breaking the fourth wall. Your audience and you:"

>>34862163
Oh, and op, grab a trip before the trolls get in.

>>34861950
>>A: Head straight for his office.
We have a mission- get into this school before the voices in our heads drive us off the deep end.

If our powers are flaring up and causing a fight-or-flight response about a hacky sack, then we need to get them reigned in before simple interactions have warnings screaming at us from all sides.

>>34862187
>Check.

>>34862043
>Professor Parker

We're going to either
A) Die
B) All of our loved ones are going to die
C) Die but someone is going to to live in our body for us
D) Die

We're doomed by association

>See pic in OP and get excited
>It's not Humble Quest

So is Humble dead again?

>>34862271
Well, at least we'll see it coming!

>>34861950
A

>>34861950
>A: Head straight for his office.

>>34862271
Don't be so pessimistic. We could get UNIMAGINABLE COSMIC POWER and then be an arrogant fuckwad until it's taken away and then sort of given back later on

>>34862271
I'd prefer B. Just because we might as well get it out of the way. It's gonna happen eventually.

A wins it by one.
You consider waffling about in the foyer, but - nah. There's nothing around here that you won't get later on, and the article about Spider-Man's opening speech is probably mildly interesting, but you saw it on TV already.

The door is closed, but you can hear discussion through it - a few low mutterings, nothing more. It seems that they don't fear for security enough to soundproof the office properly. You make yourself as comfortable as possible in the cheap plastic-and-steel-tube chair; thankfully, you don't have to wait that long. The door pops open, and a girl stomps out, grumbling under her breath.

No, scratch that. 'Girl' doesn't seem quite right, but 'living deviantArt OC' sounds a bit too crude. The gray skin, screaming pink hair fashioned into hornlike shapes, and purple sweatshirt do make her stand out like a sore thumb, though - even more than the green kid outside. At least his hair doesn't look like it took six hours to gel.

"WHAT?" She barks at you, before stomping off again. Eesh. Touchy.

From inside the headmaster's office, you hear him clear his voice. "Waiting for something?" The question, clearly rhetorical, is followed up by him waving you in. "Come on in, close the door and make yourself comfortable. Something I can help you with?"

So this is Peter Parker. Active in superheroics since the 70s. Former member of the JLA (before they disbanded), the Avengers, the FF, and pretty much every superhero group worth mentioning.

He looks a little older than he sounds. Still doesn't look his age...

>OPEN ACTION: Ask the Professor what you want. The first 7 will get in.

>>34862708
Ask for the Spider D
we're a grill right?

>>34862708
"I want to join the school?"

>>34862708
Ask what's with the creepy robot at the front entrance.

>>34862830
Uh no.

>>34862708
Be honest explain your situation with your powers and tell him you want to join the school

>>34862708
> "Can I get an autograph?"

>>34862708
"Say, aren't you Deadpool?"

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>>34862970

>>34862708
"Who was that chick that just walked out of here?"

>>34862708
Sooo...did Jinx just get kicked out of the academy?
>not ICly, just wanna know

>>34862708
"I just got these weird powers, can I joint his school? I wanna learn how to use them so I don't end up killing myself or something"

>>34862708
Ask about the teachers at the school.

>>34862970
He gives you a blank stare for a moment, and buzzes the intercom.
"Herbie, would you call the medic? We've got a new guy that's suffering hallucinations."
>"Are you joking again, sir?"
"God, I hope so." Perfectly deadpan, of course.
>>34862863
"He's an old associate of mine who needed a job. It was this, or he was going to be stuck on babysitting duty."
>>34862845
>>34862874
>>34863357
You give him the long and short of your situation. He leans in closer when you mention the danger sense, clearly a little more interested.
"You made a pretty good choice. I can't make any promises about how your powers are going to react, but I can at least promise we'll teach you how to deal with them better. There's only one real downside..."
"Downside?"
"You're going to have a ton of paperwork to fill out." He sets a stack down in front of you; you keep talking as you start filling the forms out.
>>34862884
"You'll get one on the bottom of your copy of the admittance forms. Just don't put it on eBuy... it's not really worth much anyway."
>>34863090
"Jinx. She's probably going to be sharing a housing pod with you." Oh, wonderful. "She's normally a lot calmer, but I just gave her some bad news."
"How bad was it?"
"From her perspective, severely annoying. From my perspective... almost as annoying because she's not going to stop bugging me about it."
>>34862830
The question rises in your head, but you bash it down. No. Just no.

As you finish the paperwork, he feeds it through a scanner; a moment later you hear a 'ta da' sound effect.

"And that's the background check coming back clear. You're tentatively in." He slides you a plain white card. "There's your elevator key. You're on the fifth floor - yours is the only open room. Should be easy to find. I'll have a class schedule up to your room tonight... He offers you a hand, and you shake it eagerly.

What now?
>A - Check out your housing
>B - Get a feel for the rest of the campus

>>34863527
>B - Get a feel for the rest of the campus

>>34863527
>A
Room then campus.

>>34863527
>A
Room then campus.

>>34863428
Since we technically had less than seven, and it's relevant, I'll toss this one in.
Before you leave, another question pops into your head. He leans back in his desk chair. "We have a few lecturers that aren't verified yet... guys that have said they're interested, but haven't committed. Right now, the main staff is myself, Peegee, Ted Kord, and Mike Carter."
"Peegee? Wait, you mean Power Girl?"
"One and the same."
"How did you drag them away from the JLI?" The team is the most prominent outside of the US, with good cause.
"Best to ask them about that. Booster and Beetle have been looking to get off active duty for a while, but I think Peegee had some issues with the team leadership."

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>>34863527
>B - Get a feel for the rest of the campus

I hope we find the Avengers Academy kids here, Mettle and Reptil are bros.

>>34863527
Take a whiff of the place.

We have supernatural awareness. We should be able to tell pretty easily if there's any place we simply do NOT want to take one step near.

It'd be useful to have this info early.

>>34863527
>A - Check out your housing
Let's get settled in before we go 'splorin

>>34863527
>B
>Possibly finding Power Girl

OP ded?

>>34864372
He may be waiting for a 7th vote.
Op, I'd recommend a time limit alongside the vote limit.

>>34864406
And in the event of a tie (like this) flip a coin.

B takes it
You decide to take a quick glance around, just to see what there is to see.
The bottom floor seems to consist mostly of empty offices. Booster Gold and Blue Beetle's are in the same hallway as Professor Parker's, but neither of them are in. There's one that you assume belongs to Power Girl, but it's pretty empty, and there's no nameplate set up yet. It seems that you'll have to use the elevator to get around to most of your classes - or the stairwell, which requires the same key card. Deciding for the quicker route, you take the stairs.

The basement is divided into eight small lecture halls, plus a full gym - you're kind of amazed that they got this much down here. Then again, the classrooms fit maybe 20 at a time. One of the rooms is in use - and locked. You make a mental note to avoid being late.

Going upstairs, the second floor is locked off, and won't open for your key. When you swipe it a second time, your danger sense starts to flare up - yeah, you're not going to try that again. A sign states that this is the 'Networking and Server rooms'.

The third floor consists of a student lounge; the fourth and fifth floors are housing, so this is the end of the road, unless there's subbasements you can't get to in the stairwell.

The lounge seems like a pretty nice place; there's a big screen TV with several game systems beneath it, a full kitchen, a huge couch, and a wall-filling bookshelf. There are a few students hanging out; Jinx, the one you bumped into earlier, is sulking at the counter on a barstool, sipping what looks like a milkshake. She seems like she's cooled off. Another gray skinned girl (maybe her sister?) is sitting cross-legged in midair in front of a picture window overlooking the bay, either meditating or sleeping. And on the sofa, leaning across a coffee table, a black guy with dreadlocks and a blue overcoat is in the middle of a card game with a perky, preppy-looking girl with a brown ponytail.
(Continued)

>>34863527
>B
Don't want to run into Jinx before she's cooled off.

>>34863527
>>B - Get a feel for the rest of the campus
Exploring is go! Lets see what sort of mischief we can wrangle up.

>>34864440
Let's go hang with Static.

>>34864426
Wasn't a tie. >>34863680 voted B, although they didn't specify the letter.
>>34864440
Actions?
>A - Introduce yourself properly to Jinx.
>B - Make yourself comfy on the couch and see what they're playing.
>C - Try to see if the hovering girl is asleep or not.
>D - Head to your room for now.

>>34864510
>B
Let's see if our danger sense will help us win at cards.

>>34864510
>A - Introduce yourself properly to Jinx.
Jinx-waifu when?

>>34864510
>B - Make yourself comfy on the couch and see what they're playing.
Jinx may have cooled down, but she's probably still not in the mood.

>>34864510
>B
Aw shit its muh nigga static shock

>>34864510
B- I want shenanigans, or at the very least some betting to go on.

>>34864510
>E - Look over Jinx carefully, make sure she's...well, not a threat to us. Directly.

>>34864548
>trying to turn this into Jinx vs Raven waifushit again
Pls no.

>>34864604
Why go for Jinx when we can get Cheshire?

>>34864510
Awww sheeit.
Cards with my man static shock.
And... Some chick.

>>34864604
I'm guessing the other thread had this arguement? Don't want to start anything...I'll just hide in my corner now

>>34864604
I'm guessing the other thread had this argument? Don't want to start anything...I'll just hide in my corner now

>>34864510
>B - Make yourself comfy on the couch and see what they're playing.

The couch is a little too inviting. You plop down a short distance away from the guy in the dreadlocks, glancing down at the cards... which are covered in dots, chinese characters, and green lines.
"So what's this?"
"Two-hand twelve-card mahjong." He gives you a sidelong smirk. "It's about half a point removed from calvinball with cards, but it's kind of addictive." He flips a card down to the table, and the girl next to him groans. Clearly not what she was looking for. "Haven't seen you around before."
"Yeah, I just signed up-"
"Sweet! The more people on the teams, the better." The brunette grins at you. "I'm Kitty, and this is Virgil. And... I'm out! Self-draw, half-flush, all triplets!"

>Open action - what do you ask them?

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>>34864510
>B
It's time we meet best bro

>>34864812
"Teams?"

>>34864812
Teams?
And what are your powers?
Is it considered impolite to ask people their powers?

>>34864812
So I signed some papers and pretty much kicked out of the office, what exactly is the schedule like around here? what are the 'team'?

>>34864812
Kitty? as in Pryde?

>>34864825
Static, And Richie the only bros you need

>>34864812
>"I'm just here to not get my ass blown up. It's a nice ass, so that'd be bad. Any tips?"

>>34864922
I hope man

since this started as a TT kind of thing I was just thinking of waifuing Raven, but if we have other options here, I'll have to wait for more options to present themselves

>>34864922
I'm kinda scared now...
Let's try to keep her inside.

>>34864988
>waifuing Raven
Don't take Beast Boy's girl! Dude seriously needs to get laid

>>34865004
Wait.
No, I was thinking of Faulkner.
Pryde is fine.

>>34864825
>wanting to take Richie's place
>wanting the Spider-Dick
I'm sensing a pattern here.

>>34865020
He can go fuck a sheep.
Literally.
Or head to Japan, turn into a squid, and have a LOT of fun.

>>34865057
Please don't let this devolve into gay sex, PLEASE don't let this devolve into gay sex

>>34864812
ask for a basic rundown of need-to-know info, teachers to watch out for, what do the "teams" entail, basic stuff.

>>34864859
Virgil nods. "It's not official or anything, but housing's organized into six-man pods, right? So some of the guys started referring to their roomies as their team, and it's stuck so far."
"It's a good thing!" Kitty starts shuffling the oversized deck - it looks like it has about three times the number of cards as a normal deck of cards.
"Yeah, until fights start breaking out over which team is the best."
"That hasn't happened yet."
"Yeah, key word being 'yet'. Betcha some hothead's going to go overboard with it."
"It won't happen. A little healthy competition never hurt anyone."
>>34864882
Virgil shakes his head. "`S no big thing. I have some control over the electromagnetic spectrum, and Kitty can walk through walls."
"Or anything else. Oh - I apologize in advance if I fall into your room during the night. If you're on the fourth floor, I mean. Are you on the fourth floor?"
"Nope, up on the fifth."
"Then the chances of me falling into your room just got a lot smaller." Especially since that's the top floor.
>>34864962
Kitty starts dealing. "Don't try to get into Ted's lab, and if we get called into action, pay attention to whatever the professors are saying. They've been doing this for ages." Virgil nods in agreement.
"Hopefully that won't happen too often, but... you know how it goes. You put superpowered people in an area, they attract all kinds of attention."
>>34864912
"You should get a schedule soon." Virgil picks his hand up, looking his cards over. "It's basically two classes in the morning, one in the afternoon. If you test low on the entrance exam, you might have some accelerated stuff to do in independent study."
(Continued)

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>>34864929
I really hope Richie appears as Gear in this quest, he usually gets the shaft since everyone forgets about him getting super intelligence.

>>34865136
"Professor Parker does most of the teaching himself. He has Booster doing history, Mister Kord doing science classes, and Kara doing gym-"
"Kara?"
"Power Girl." Huh. Somehow, you never caught her real name. "Professor Parker does the law and ethics courses, the science courses that Mister Kord doesn't do, and a lot of one-on-one tutoring for power control."
"...cool. Anything else I should know?"
"Don't eat anything in the fridge that has a name on it, but anything else is fair game."
"Alright. So - what team are you guys on?"
"The team names are still up in the air-"
"Because we can never seem to agree on them."
"But we usually call ourselves Young Justice. Kinda helps that we all want to go into metahuman securities."
"...you mean superheroing?"
"Same diff. There are four teams right now. We've got the housing for two more, just not the students." Kitty holds up her fingers, counting them off.
"There's us, the Specialists, the Legion, and the New Guys... which you'll be on, if you're on the fifth floor."

>>34865558
So you've gotten most of your questions answered, and made two new acquaintances - what now?
>A - Ask them to deal you in to the next hand and try to figure out how to play
>B - Excuse yourself for now, and go see if any of your team are upstairs.
>C - Get a snack

>>34865558
"Sounds like a fun time if the whole point is to be called out on being new...what is it you two do, if you don't mind me asking?"

This in addition to A, please.

>>34865622
>B
Let's see who we get.

>>34865622
>B - Excuse yourself for now, and go see if any of your team are upstairs.

>>34865622
>A - Ask them to deal you in to the next hand and try to figure out how to play
Cheat like a bastard by reading their hands based on their reactions and other subtle things and then use your danger sense to sense what hands are dangerous and what cards would be the best

>>34865622
>A - Ask them to deal you in to the next hand and try to figure out how to play

Shit if that's the Young Justice from Cartoon Network then sign me right the fuck up.

>>34865622
>A
Let's dazzle them with our information extrapolating skills.

>>34865622
>A
Cheat like a motherfucker with that awareness

>>34865622
>>B - Excuse yourself for now, and go see if any of your team are upstairs.

...So is there any chance we can romance Raven this time?

>>34865845
If we're romancing anyone, it's Static. The best bro ever made.

>>34865845
>>34865892
Get out. I'll start a seperate thread for this if it'll keep you from shitting up this one.

>>34865922
I'm just kidding. I don't care who we romance so long as it's well written.

>>34865639
"Hey, we're all new here." Virgil smirks. "One month under our belts at the most. I think they just didn't want to think of a serious name yet."
"Fair enough. So can you deal me into the next hand?"
"Uh - sure! Have you ever played before?"
"No, but I'll fake it." Twelvecardsandamandatory wild card makefoursets threeeach runsandtriplets additionalhandslikely - your powers start to work through the rules based on the discards you can see. It's kind of a bastard child of poker and gin rummy. Virgil goes out on his hand, with nothing special besides a fully concealed hand, and you're dealt...
...an incredible ball of crap.
Your power goes into overtime figuring the patterns out; everything seems to fade just a little, and -
"Out." Oh, wait. There it is. "Seven pairs - that's a legal one, right?"
"...yyyyeah. I thought you said you had never played this before?" Kitty seems suspicious now.
"I haven't."
"Are you hustling us?"
"No!"
"Good. Because we're not actually betting anything." A little bit of a smile, and you know that she was just joking with you. Or at least you suspect it. You end up winning the next hand, and then losing (unavoidably) when Virgil deals into Kitty's hand of Thirteen Orphans, busting out and ending the game.

"And we've all learned a lesson here." Virgil stands up, stretching. You have, certainly. You can figure out the quickest way to win a game with your powers, but there does come a point when the deck is just stacked too high against you. And for those circumstances, you'd have to cheat outright.

If you wanted to win that way. You know. Hypothetically.

Of course, you don't say that. You do say "What lesson is that?"

"Never try to beat the Jewish girl from Brooklyn at mahjong." She flicks a card at his head.

"You'll be playing again tomorrow."

"Probably."

It's getting on to late afternoon and early evening; what will you do now?

>A - Check your room. The paperwork should be there by now.
>B - Dinner, perhaps?

>>34866054
>A
Food is for the weak.

A also do we have any bags or stuff?

>>34866054
>A
Lets be a good little superhero and do our homework before dinner. Besides, I want to know who we're working with.

>>34866054
>A

>>34866054
>B
Probably grab something to go, then head to our room with it.

>>34866054
>"One last thing. I got told my roommate is someone named Jinx. She seemed kinda angry when I passed her, anything I should be worried about?

>>34866054
A

>>34866199
Not roommate, she's just in the same pod as us.

>>34866054
>You can figure out the quickest way to win a game with your powers, but there does come a point when the deck is just stacked too high against you. And for those circumstances, you'd have to cheat outright.

Somebody should put this on a shirt or a billboard just for us

Up the stairs you go again. It's not that you don't like elevators. Noooo. Not at all. You just... y'know. Don't. At all.

The fifth floor has a hallway with four doors, two of which have wipe-off boards stuck to them. Each one is labeled. Across from you are the Legion, and - yep - your door simply reads 'The New Guys'.
Also, someone's drawn a dick beneath it. Awesome.
You nudge the door open, unslinging your satchel. Everything you have is in there; it's not a lot. A cheap tablet computer, a few changes of clothes, a camera, and your winter coat. It's all you really need, though. That and the bank card in your back pocket.
"Hey, new dude!" The green kid from this morning is there, sprawled out on the sofa. "Welcome to El casa del titans. And... y'know, sorry about the sack to the head earlier."
"It's cool. Not like you could hurt someone with that." Which just makes it weirder that your powers went off - kind of makes you wonder if it was also going nuts when you tried to get into the second floor.
"Yeah. Not unless it got lodged in your windpipe or somethin'... oh, I'm Gar." He offers a hand, straight up. You give him a high five. rather than keeping him hanging.
"So where's everyone else?"
"Oh, uh - lessee. Starfire's in her room - I think she's working on some homework. Vic's in the lab, and - hey, Jube!"
"Yeah?"
"New guy's rooming with us!" The girl with the spectacularly 90's glasses from earlier leans out and throws a wave at you.
"Nice to meet ya."
"Jube?"
"Jubilee." You try to suppress your reaction. It's a little hard. She must be from the valley... unless it's a nickname. It has to be a nickname.
"...hey, is Jinx in her room?"
"Nah, she's in town." Oh, you're rooming with HER. Lovely.
Actions?
>A: Excuse yourself for now and get through that entrance exam.
>B: Stay and talk. FREE ACTION
>C: Invite the rest of the team out for dinner, pending the arrival of the others. Group bonding, ho!

>>34866562
>>A: Excuse yourself for now and get through that entrance exam.

Work hard
Party harder
Live Dangerous

>>34866562
Oh...oh god it's jubilee... *facepalm*

>>34866562
>A: Excuse yourself for now and get through that entrance exam.

>>34866562
...did you aim that hacky-sack at me? I'm almost wondering if you did."

>>34866562
>A

>>34866562
>A: Excuse yourself for now and get through that entrance exam.
Get to studying! Our guy is a good student after all!

>>34866562
>A: Excuse yourself for now and get through that entrance exam.
Oughta get it out of the way.

>>34866562
>C
Let's get to know our new podmates.

>>34866562
>B: Stay and talk. FREE ACTION

what exactly IS a free action?

>>34866885
You can say/do whatever the hell you want.

>>34866967
Oh, its a write in. Gotcha.

My initial reply was erased. Crap.
"Hey, I have to finish this entrance exam-"
"Oh, that thing? No worries, bro. It's dead easy." Gar waves it off, and you shrug a little.
"Maybe so, but I want to get it done."
"Fair enough. Just send it down the tube when you're done."
"...tube?"
"You'll see it."
===
He's right. It's hard to miss.
Your rooms are equipped with a desk, replete with computer (running JarvOS - Stark clearly won the bid for the tower's IT), a bed, a midsized closet, and an old-school vacuum tube system, with a switchboard for sending things to different rooms. Most of them are unlabeled; your room is 5-12, and the office is 1-1.
With your power, the test takes all of twenty minutes; you see the connections before your brain finishes registering the question. When you send it off with a WHOOSH, you're sure you've aced it. And that leaves the rest of the evening open. Judging by the sound of it, the rest of the team is arriving... what now?
>A - Dinner in the lounge.
>B - Dinner with the team. Invite everyone.
>C - Food is for the weak. Crash out.

>>34867360
>B - Dinner with the team. Invite everyone.
Bonding time!

>>34867360
>(running JarvOS - Stark clearly won the bid for the tower's IT),
C'mon Bruce step it the fuck up

>>A - Dinner in the lounge.

>>34867360
>B - Dinner with the team. Invite everyone.
Make friends!

>>34867360
>B

>>34867360
>Dinner with the team
Best way to get a quick-read of the group dynamic is to put everyone in the same room at the same time.

>>34867360
>B - Dinner with the team. Invite everyone.

>>34867360
>B - Dinner with the team. Invite everyone.

"So was I right, or was I right?"
"You were dead right." You shake your head a little, as you check out the other guys you'll be rooming with. Jinx looks about how she looked earlier, minus the pout - in fact, she's grinning in a way that for most people would imply that she was about to rip you off, or eat you whole. The huge guy from the hacky-sack game is there - with his hood down this time. And holy fuck. Half his face is metal. Vic, you suppose. That leaves Starfire - who's even more colorful than Jinx. Orange skin, green sclera and irises, red hair, and a screaming purple outfit - a blouse and one of those flowy, loose hippie skirts. "I'm getting hungry - you guys all want to get something? It's on me." You can afford to splurge. The orange skinned girl lets out a whooping cheer, fists pumping into the air - as she proceeds to hover a good six inches off the ground.
"Yes! Let us hit the town!" She has a distinct accent, but you can't place it.
"Star, Star... chill." Jinx pats her back - she can't reach her shoulder from where she's sitting. Actually, she probably couldn't even without Starfire popping into the air - the girl is pretty tall. "I'm in if everyone else is."
"...it's free food. You have to ask?"

And that seems to have been a very good idea.

BREAK TIME. Thread will continue in three hours. If thread is no longer here, a new one will be started.

>>34867679
*skims thread* Hmm Cool I will be watching this... Not Humble.

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>>34867360
>B
Speaking of JarvOS, since our mental stat is the highest, can we build some Iron Man shit? Perhaps not exactly Suits, but some high tech stuff? Mind over matter kinda thing?

>>34867813
It WOULD help us out a lot, all we have is our clairvoyance, really

>>34867873
That's why we gotta revolve into other mystic paths

So what's Parker's story in this? He married MJ and had Mayday? Or did you leave in OMD for some God forsaken reason?

>>34867895
>revolve

Fuck should be Evolve

>>34867919
It's
Spock

>>34867895
>>34867873
Friends, friends, we do not have to be walking down two different paths.

Who's to say the technical and mystical can't be awesome together?

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>>34867948
I just want us to impress Stark Senpai!

>>34867948
God, I love weird science. It's so FUN!

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Can someone please fill me in on what happened to humble? I was really busy for a while after the island stuff in his quest and when I came back he was gone :(

>>34867813
Pretty sure our high mind stat is less "super genius" more "4.0 GPA"
Granted, we could easily figure out the layout of electrical systems and how to configure them with our extrapolation power.

>>34867948
This! We are a technomage!

>>34868082
He ran a single thread about a month and a half ago, then said he needed more time to hash out mechanics.

Taking a break for dinner - but for the record:
>>34867813
No. You're bright for a teenager, but you're not nearly at Tony Stark levels of genius.
>>34867919
You'll see shortly. And for the love of god, no, OMD was not part of this. I will say that something akin to a far less melodramatic version of the Civil War storyline happened, and Spidey revealed his identity then; it has remained public knowledge since.
>>34867946
No.
>>34868106
Yes.

And while I'm not going to give away anything further just yet, I realize that there's plenty of exposition that can be done - SO! Every morning before classes, you'll have the chance to do a JarvOS enhanced web search, effectively getting a paragraph of exposition on the topic of your choice.

Choose wisely. Or just choose what'd be fun. Either way, you've got an evening out before it becomes relevant.

>>34868414
>JarvOS enhanced web search
SO much porn.

>>34868414
Is there a chance of getting Asgardian tech to work for us?

>>34868571
That's... That's a scary thought.

>>34868598
I am one of /tg/'s many Mad Scientists. My plans are convoluted, dangerous, insane, and often work out with a disturbing degree of efficacy.

This quest, this MC, has my full attention.

>>34868185
That sucks, it was the only quest thread I've ever enjoyed.

Batman/Cap teamup arc wheeeeen?

>>34868414
Hey could we potentially hack the school computers and systems with our superhuman intuition and danger sense making note of all the holes we do find and giving them to whoever is in charge of the systems to fix, because i think with our high intelligence and superhuman intuition we could do some scary stuff like pick someone mentally apart with their fears and vunerabilities in a conversation and fake being a psychic or a mind reader, we can also probably guess passwords for computers and so on or just outright use our danger intuition while hacking to stay away from traps and such and from tripping allarms.

What is our name going to be?

>>34868786
Albert Merlin. Tada Tech and Magic.

>>34868783
I wonder what would happen if we had an argument with Black Widow

>>34868786
George

>>34868571
Wouldn't you need to be one of those asshole gods/demigods to do that?

>>34868841
We could probably use all her secrets against her just by seeing her reactions and going with intuition to pick her psyche apart, if we want to, or then we just look at her weep.

>>34868881
Maybe we are. Let's find out.

>>34868881
We have the intuition to not make the 'human' mistakes.

>>34868783
I don't think our powers go that deep down the rabbit hole Alice

>>34868917
Wait what?

>>34868805
I personally prefer Nikola Houdini.

>>34868841
Our danger sense would go off the moment we walk near her.

>>34868985
Merlin Tesla?

>>34868786
superhero name? Tesla. guy was the closest to a technomage weve ever gotten

Thread continues in... 75 minutes.
>>34868571
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, seriously, where do you expect to find Aesir technology? It's either in the hands of the Aesir, or it's in a maximum security vault somewhere.
>>34868783
There's a lot there. Let me just say 'probably not' to the hacking, though. You can program a little, but you've never put your intuition to the practice of coding. There's reasons for that which will become clear.
>>34868917
You failed to dodge a hacky sack. Let that sink in a minute.

>>34869105
>>34869166
yes

>>34869174
We were distracted by the fact that it was a hacky sack....

...okay, yeah. We need training.

On a side note, I assume the limitations of our awareness is dependent on just how much information we can process at any given time. We get all the relevant information highlighted for us, but sifting through EVERY relevant scrap might fry our brain, y/n?

>>34869174
Well, we did fail to dodge a hacky sack because we got confused at the fact our sense was going off for a seemingly insignificant threat-now we know better, and wont make that mistake again

>>34869166
What about Fortuna?

Or Teller? William Teller if we're male, Jasmine Teller if we're female. Glimpse or Fortuna respectively.

>>34869258
Anon, buddy, pal, friend we have Supernatural Awareness
Not
Omniscient Awareness

>>34869373
We're a dood

>>34869373
Prophet? Oracle? Visionary?

anyone getting a soy sauce feeling from our precog? just saw John Dies at the End last night and for some reason it feels like the way soy sauce works in the movie is how our not-spider sense works

>>34869373
You

See >>34860663

>>34869456
Nah, it's not that...encompassing. William Teller, and...idk, glimpse just seems like the most fitting one.

>>34869474
Ummm, fuck it's been a long time since I've seen that.
Remind me how soy sauce works?

>>34869510
Before we pick a code name How about we just grab a regular name first?

Alternatively
OP just gives is one before we start to fight over one like hobos over meat just without the ethics or civility

>>34869510
Ok.
If we're going to be William Teller, we need to learn how to use a crossbow.

>>34869684
William Teller seems like a good regular name, but I'll abide by whatever OP decides to do.

>>34869705
>>34869697
Uhm....why not Teller for a code name? It doesn't actually seem like a bad one, and if it's unimaginative, just say, "Why would I want something flashy like 'Black Widow' or 'Spiderman'?"

>>34869800
I like you.
We should have a normal name, as opposed to naming ourselves after a developed ability.
Like, Jake, or something.

>>34869800
Agreed.

>>34869998
What about Percy, derived from percibir, Spanish for "to sense"

>>34870082
Percy is a terrible name.

>>34870082
How about no? What's wrong with William Teller, codename Teller? It's easy to say, easy to remember, and isn't particularly derivative of our power which, I think, is only to our benefit.

>>34870082
And for a codename, I raise Percy V, like perceive.

>>34870117
>>34870153
Okay, I didn't know our name could make people so angry.

>>34870140
William Teller comes off as William Tell. Smells of an archer.

>>34870140
>Having your Codename be your last name

>>34870189
Percy is a name name. That'd be like your code name being Bob... or Phil.

>>34870211
IT'S LIKE YOUR PASSWORD BEING PASSWORD... NO ONE WILL EVER GET THAT!

>>34870211
>Having your codename be something flashy, obnoxious, hard to say, talks about your powers, and just downright stupid

>>34870196
I...I didn't even notice. That said, I think archery would suit our power VERY well.

>>34870242
Or... we could use a Gun or a Laser gun.. A magic laser gun.

Gun > Bow.

Code name doesn't have to be obnoxious but Teller comes off as giving away our powers. Teller - Fortune teller ... See? We can see the future or some such. Your suggestion gives away that we have some sort of pre-cognition

>>34870306
Or bank Teller. Or it could just be our last name.

>>34870242
I'm fine with the name William Teller but having the last name as a code name seems like a bad idea shit just change the last to Carter or something

>>34870345
And the question on everyones minds is... who is Wayne man.

>>34870345
I was thinking military code names, really. A last name like teller actually would make a good military callsign.

>>34870345
>not wanting to be simple
>Not wanting our hero getup to be just some hoodie with an eye symbol on the breast and some kind of ski goggles

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>>34870345
My last name is Carter!

>>34870381
Exactly this, who needs a fancy name when your real one works just fine? Aren't there some heroes out there who just give no fucks and use their own names anyway?

>>34870434
That's because they're either too strong to give a fuck, or inordinately cocky.

>>34869631
I somehow got the feeling this is what was going on during the test, our mind making connections before we even fully understood what was going on

just a couple quotes from the movie about time and space while on soy sauce

"Time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. Your mind... is a flying corn snake hovering through all the possibilities."

"I wanted to run, to duck, to act. But the body is a slow wet mechanism of muscle and bone that crept, even as my mind flew. And so just like that, I stepped outside of it."

And my favorite one
"I'm remembering things that haven't happened yet"

>>34870381
Okay I get that I'm fine with Teller being our code it's the fact that it's our last name as we'll that's throwing me off

>>34870425
I'm sold.

>>34870476
I don't know if that's enlightenment, transcendence, or supernatural.

>>34870520
It's john dies at the end.
Kind of... All of them? I guess?

>>34870520
all three

>>34870549
Limited omniscience, for most purposes.

Coming back, post will come in 20 minutes - do we need a new thread?

>>34870520
Sounds borderline transcendence and enlightenment

>>34870607
most likely

>>34870607
I'm on a phone so I can't see the # of posts but I know threads fall a lot slower now so I doubt it

>>34870650
we're at 245 now

Mystic superheroes are cool as fuck, let's just learn some magic from Doctor Strange

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>>34870715
Don't forget muh nigga Doctor Fate

>>34870777
He seems... less teacherish though.

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>>34870822
Eh we can convince him probably... Hopefully.

His daughter is also hot so that's like 30 points to Fate she's also probably here

>>34870881
Ew tsum kaeps ot reh!

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>>34870881
>mfw

Bag meant to link>>34870963 to >>34870910

>>34870963
LLEH HEAY RETHOM REKCUF!

Staying with this thread for a little while longer. We can begin another one if we must.
Your name is William, and you are a metahuman. You're still coming to grips with what, exactly, that means, but

at least you seem to be in the right place for it.
The key word there is 'seem'.
You're presently in a small, run down Mexican restaurant that everyone swears makes the best food you'll have

in your life. The fact that it's only a fifteen minute walk from Titans Tower helps to sell it, you suppose -

although you're kind of confused by the fact that they put french fries in their burritos. It sounds delicious,

but... weird.
Then again, Starfire is sipping on a bottle of mustard. So weird is kind of relative here.
"So lemme ask you something." Vic gestures to you with one of those huge, gleaming hands. "You're here mostly

because you don't want your powers to get anyone hurt."
"Least of all myself."
"Have you thought about what you want to do with them?" Huh. Now there's a question.
>A - Not really.
>B - I want to be a superhero.
>C - I want to do something productive.
>D - I want to CONQUER THE WORLD!
>E - I just want a normal life.

>>34871067
Bloody hell that got mangled. Never copying a post in Notepad again.

>>34871067
>C - I want to do something productive.
Gotta put that brainpower to use somehow.

>>34871067
>>D - I want to CONQUER THE WORLD!

>>34871067
>B - I want to be a superhero.
Learn magic or something so we won't be as useless as a certain mutant on our team *coughcough* Jubilee *coughcough*

>>34871067
>C - I want to do something productive.

We're not the best in physical so combat can get tricky.

>>34871067
>>C - I want to do something productive.

I mean we could help a lot of Peoria vs going mental down the road

>>34871067
>C - I want to do something productive.
I mean I would have wanted a normal life but that's not exactly an option now, and Peter Parker is always going on with that whole power and responsibility thing.

>>34871067
I want to CONQUER THE WORLD!
...nah just kidding.i mostly want a relatively normal life, if that's even possible.

>>34871163
>Peoria

Phone what is a Peoria? It should've been people you gigantic asshole

>>34866653
>*facepalm*

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>>34871067
>D
I WISH TO RULE THE WORLD
Then give a laugh and say that you just want to do something productive.

>>34871067
>>34871274
seconded

>>34871067
>C

>>34871192
Peoria is a city in Illinois. It is very boring.

"I just want to do something good with my life. Something productive. I don't know what yet." Jubilee tilts her bottle of Jarritos at you in a toast.
"You're lucky, you know that? I mean, if you've got a power that you can use for something besides the hero thing..."
"Kind of. Low level precog, heightened awareness." It's a huge oversimplification, but it works. "What about you?"
"I can generate plasma."
"...you mean superheated gas?"
"Bingo. It's good for blowing stuff up, but that's about it. Unless I want to get real precise, and get a career as an arc welder." She leans on one arm, smirking a little. Which is when Starfire decides to put her two cents in.
"But is not the life of the hero the best life there is? Protecting the lives of your adoring populace... ensuring that they will be there tomorrow... smiting the wicked - it is the life of the conqueror-king, without the worry of politics!" Jeez, she has a romantic view of things. Curiously, Jinx nods along as she speaks.
"I wouldn't go that far, but it's a sweet racket if you can get into it."
Someone calls out that the meals are done; Gar hustles over to the counter to pick them up before anyone else can react.
"Well - whatever you decide to do.." Vic muses, "The professors can help out with it."
>FREE ACTION - ask what you will.

>>34871472
COULD WE POWER MAGICAL EQUIPMENT WITH PLASMA?!

>>34871472
>So what about you guys? Any plans for life after graduation?

>>34871472
"so for no reason at all, what are the policies on dating at the academy?"

>>34871472
Proper round of introductions, just so everyone is on the same page. Name, power, hopes and dreams, that whole jazz.

>>34871515
The question slips out before you can think about it too much. Jubilee blinks. "Uh... I... have no freaking clue. Jinx is our team specialist in that regard..."
"And Jinx is saying 'no freaking way'. Magic 'fuel' tends to be things that connect in a symbolic way to something else. I don't know what you'd want to fuel with THAT."
>>34871567
Cyborg grins. "I wanna be a hero. Gar and I are gonna see about getting into a team together... maybe the League, maybe the Avengers. Star... she's got plans offworld-"
"Not so!"
"Your homeworld doesn't need you?" Oh. Alien. HUH. Now the pieces are falling together - you assumed that she was a metahuman, but slight diamond shape to the pupils indentations on cheeks follicles formerly whiskersfelinidcapableofpurring?perhaps and-
DAMMIT you snap yourself out of the intuition-haze before it gets too deep. Biology is one of those rabbit holes you can fall down forever. You missed part of what she was saying. "...going to be taken care of by my uncle, so I should be able to stay here."
"Damn." Jinx laughs, a muted giggle. Her eyes are even more feline than Starfire's but - and you stop yourself there with a little focus. "I'm not sure what the hell I'll be doing. Maybe I'll go for law school... try to get into SHIELD." Jubilee groans.
"You'd make a terrible spy. I know I'm going to end up working as a hero, and I don't really care who that's with. As long as I've got some way to use these things that won't get me arrested..."
"Meal's up!" Gar sets a huge platter down with everyone's plates on it. They did not tell you that the burritos would be the size of your head.
(CONTINUED)

>>34871805
"...crap, yeah, we haven't done that yet!" Gar flops back. "Garfield Logan, AKA Beast Boy. I can shapeshift into animals, and I wanna spend twenty years as a hero before retiring to run a wildlife preserve."
"Jubilation Lee. I... shoot plasma." She holds her hands up, in a way that implies she isn't sure why she's saying that again. "And I hope I won't get expelled for missing class too often? Does that work?"
"I'm Jinx... no surname. And I have a natural affinity for chaos magic."
"I am the Princess Koriand'rr of Tamaran, or Starfire to use my translated name. I possess supreme strength, the ability to project energy bolts, the gift of flight, a quartet of stomachs, and-"
"And other alien stuff." Gar puts in.
"SO much more! And I hope that I am able to serve my adopted home for a long while, and that I am able to one day gain enough influence to topple certain governments in direct manner. And friend Victor?" He sighs.
"Vic Stone, and I'm a cyborg. Woo. I want to figure out a way to replace my bits with modular components, and I want to finish building my baby."
"...your what?" You can make an educated guess, but...
"He's got a half-built car in the tower's garage." Gar clarifies. "It's gorgeous, but-"
"But it's my project. So I'll finish it on my own, thank you."
>>34871736
Jinx bursts into giggles again. "Suuuure. No reason at all."
"I think the rule is 'dating is fine, but don't let the professors catch you having sex'...and with Peegee as our gym teacher, she'd know." Jubilee mutters. "...so dating aside, what do you normally get up to when you're not in class?"
>FREE ACTION. Consensus of hobbies will be taken from first 7 posts.

>>34872241
vidya

>>34872241
I used to be a fan of carnivals.

>>34872241
Getting hit in the head with a hacky-sack.

>>34872241
Messing about with various tech, taking stuff apart and putting it back together, seeing how it works and all that.

>>34872241
Alchemical theory

>>34872241
Gambling.

>>34872241
Pen and paper role playing games.

>>34872241
Used to film fight scenes and whatnot for shits and giggles.

>>34872241
Gambling.

>>34872432
4th ed. only.

We feel that it is objectively superior.

>>34872350
>>34872393
>>34872432
These work.

>>34872485
It's /tg/, OF COURSE it works. Something would be wrong if we didn't pick them.

>>34872546
Not to say our protagonist is inherently /tg/, but it's well-rounded and plays into the heightenend intelligence angle.

>>34872241
lets just list off whatever threads are on page 1 of /tg/

Quests
Pen & Paper RPG
Art
World building

>>34872625
So basically the biggest NERD ever?

>>34868751
He'll be back

In 3 years, if we're lucky.

>>34872432
"Getting whacked in the back of the head by a hacky sack." You deadpan; that gets a few snickers out of most of the group, and a blank stare from Jinx and Starfire. "I'm a little bit of a gamer. Video games, poker, D&D, that kind of thing... I used to have a thing for trying to beat rigged carnival games. Aside from that... I like to tinker with electronics." You've also read up on alchemy a bit, but you haven't been able to get enough actual, accurate information. By which you mean 'everything so far has been new-age hoax shite', so it hardly bears mentioning.
"You're gonna like Professor Ted. Y'know, Blue Beetle? He's a total tech junkie." Vic takes another huge bite of his meal, stifling him again - for all of a second before-
>DANGER
>DANGER
>DANGER
The sense screams into your head. Where? Door. Approaching. The others are staring at you as you stand up suddenly, bumping the table, upending one of the bottles of soda. You can see him drawing closer. Huge. Shadow moving across the frosted glass of the front windows.
>A - Stay still, but tell the others what you feel.
>B - Urge the others to get ready
>C - It's probably just a misfire again. Try to ignore it.

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>>34872691
You can summon him whenever by starting a Raven thread on /co/ and waiting a day, but he'll just say he's working on it and he'll run again one day.

>>34872751
>A - Stay still, but tell the others what you feel.

>>34872751
>B - Urge the others to get ready

>>34872751
>A - Stay still, but tell the others what you feel.

>>34872795
He's like a fucking good luck chime, if he appears good fortune smiles upon you.

But everytime that happens TTQ is delayed for 5 more months.

>>34872751
>B

>>34872751

A:

"Something is wrong. I think might be in danger."

>>34872751
>B. Urge the others to get ready.
But also tell them that we felt something ofc.

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>>34872751
A

Well shit, time to cower.

>>34872751
>A - Stay still, but tell the others what you feel.

>>34872751
We Han now.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

>>34872751
>B
HIT THE DECK!

We might want a new thread now, we hit 300

>>34872751
>A
Armed robbery? Maybe. Maybe a more long term danger? Best not to provoke a possibly dangerous situation.

"Dude? Are you-"
"Something's coming. Something dangerous, something that may be bad. Just... my powers..." You freeze entirely as you hear the door open.
He's not just huge. He's gargantuan. Eight... maybe nine feet tall, and he's stooping a little. Red hair, cropped short. Trenchcoat. A general don't-fuck-with-me attitude. He stands by the counter, waiting, staring straight ahead. Your danger sense is going off full force.
>A - Flee!
>B - Stand your ground, but wait for him to move.
>C - Say something to him.
>D - ATTAAAAAACK!

>>34873055
B

>>34873055
>B

Alright, guesses on who this is?
>The Kangaroo

>>34873055
>sit the fuck back down and don't draw his attention

>>34873055
>B - Stand your ground, but wait for him to move.

>>34873055
>B - Stand your ground, but wait for him to move.

>>34873055
>B - Stand your ground, but wait for him to move.

>>34873174
Response catalogued. New thread coming shortly.

>>34873055
>B - Stand your ground, but wait for him to move.

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>>34873237
>New thread
>On page 5

C'mon man, we still got a good hour and a half before this thread 404s

>>34871846
So it appears we have a problem with details

>>34873356
We pay a lot of attention to details.
Which is a problem.

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>>34873398

>>34873398
Probably why we can't into programming if it's anything like what I hear from people our head my explode just trying

>>34870881
>Zatanna

MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK

New thread is up here. >>34873561

>>34872751
>>A - Stay still, but tell the others what you feel.