>>34915903
>A - See if anyone's up.

>>34915903
Good to see you again, by the way.

>>34915903
>B - Read more of the magic book.

>>34915935
I'm good with this.

>>34915903
>A - See if anyone's up.
Social Link Go!

>>34915903
>B - Read more of the magic book.

Welcome back NotHumble!

>>34915903
>B - Read more of the magic book.
Glad to see you back so soon

We have a tie. One more vote to break it.

>>34915903
Sup NH

>B

Time to get studious, huh?
You're hitting a groove in your studies. All magic is effectively taking energy from 'somewhere beyond' (the book is not especially specific about this) and using it to accomplish a task. From what you gather, a spell is effectively a computer program written in the language of magic; simpler ones are more like using a single command. Your abilities are like programs that are constantly running - so to master them, you're going to need to learn how to redefine what triggers them. Of course, that would be easier if you could find the fortuneteller that gave you these stinking abilities.
Around one-thirty, you finally nod off, overcome by exhaustion. For the next few hours, all is silent but the whirr of the AC and the distant sound of Starfire snoring.
==
Amazingly, you still jolt yourself awake at 5:30. You would have thought after a day like THAT, you'd sleep all morning. Clearly not.
Grumbling, you check your schedule for today - at least you don't have gym. Evidently that's every other day. You have history with Booster, science with Ted, and the Law and Ethics course with Peter that you missed yesterday because of your patrol. Your legs are stiff, but they don't hurt as much as they did yesterday (thank God).
You have some time before class - you hop on the web.
>FREE ACTION - One JarvOS web search
>This is for further exposition on the world. Use it wisely, or just on what you're curious about.
>PREVIOUS SEARCHES: Wayne-Stark Co-op
>JarvOS suggests:
>The Wall Street Journal
>LexCorp
>The Rescue Project
>Top 20 single malt scotches of 2003

>>34915903
>B - Read more of the magic book.

>>34916554
>Magic superheroes

>>34916554
>Free Search - Steven Strange

Why not?

>>34916554
>LexCorp
Let's find out a little about Luthor this time

>>34916554
>Top 20 single malt scotches of 2003
I mean, come on. Who doesn't like scotch?

>>34916685
Forget Luthor, I'm changing my vote to Dr. Fate

>>34916554
>Top 20 single malt scotches of 2003
Never know when you might need to bribe Mr. Stark.

>>34916554
>Doctor Strange and Doctor Fate

>>34916554
>Order Magic for Dummies

>>34916554
Avengers Initiative.

>>34916554
>Free search
Recent Stark News/Future Stark unavailings.
I'm curious what Ol Tony is up to.

>>34916554
>Free search
Recent Stark News/Future Stark unvailings.
I'm curious what Ol Tony is up to.

>>34916982
I done goofed

>Superheroes +Magic +Strange +Fate

A few sites pop up dedicated to heroes that use the arcane arts. More than a few of them are conspiracy theory sites or centers of moral outrage; those are easy enough to sift through.

Doctor Strange is one of the world's most prominent magicians, active in the hero world since the mid-70s. At times, he's been the leader of a de facto hero group, originally called the Secret Six, then the Defenders. Most of his exploits aren't well known, but itt's been leaked that he's helped save the world from interdimensional invasion at least twice. He operates out of New York.

Doctor Fate, Sorcerer Supreme, is a reserve member of the Avengers, Information on him is more sparse than on Strange; defying the registration for metahumans with potentially destructive talents, he has no identity publicly listed. Maybe he doesn't have one at all? It's known that he's an agent of entities known as the Lords of Order, and he's spectacularly powerful - but he doesn't speak to the press much. He's also been active since the late thirties - just how old IS this guy?
==
When your first class rolls around, you feel more awake and ready. Well - at least YOU do. Fish-hat girl from yesterday is snoozing in her desk when you get to class. Actually, you don't recognize anyone in the class, except for her and May Parker. There's a short blonde who looks to be about the kid's age, a farmboy-looking guy with trim black hair, and a green girl. How did you not notice a green girl around campus before?
"Settle in, settle in." Booster calls the class to order - why he's in his old superhero outfit you couldn't guess. Maybe he just likes showing it off. "We're going to start our unit on World War 2 today. Tara, you taking notes for Molly?"
"I'll make sure she gets `em." The blonde.
"Alright..." He starts the lecture.
>A - Pay close attention.
>B - Pay loose attention, and try to use your intuition ability to gather information about the class.
>C - Nap.

>>34917082
>>B - Pay loose attention, and try to use your intuition ability to gather information about the class.

>>34917082
>B - Pay loose attention, and try to use your intuition ability to gather information about the class.

>>34917082
>A - Pay close attention
We can gather intel on our classmates later, maybe when there's a assembly or sporting event or something.

>>34917082
>t's known that he's an agent of entities known as the Lords of Order
We found our teacher.
>B.

>>34917082
>B - Pay loose attention, and try to use your intuition ability to gather information about the class.

>>34917082
>A - Pay close attention.

>>34917082
> B
pull out your journal and surreptitiously write unflattering comments on your classmates.

Booster's going over the same thing that you've heard since 6th grade. Disenfranchised Germany, fascistic minority took power. Hitler, the Hydra division, the invasion of Poland, the Blackhawks...
You have to figure out how to cut your powers off sometime. This is as good a time as any.
Now, who to focus on first? One of the closer students would probably be best.
>Tara
>Fish-hat gir- er, Molly.
>The farmboy

>>34917082
>B
If this works out well school is going to get quite easier. Except for gym.
Fuck gym.

>>34917249
>Farmboy
We know the least about him.

>>34917249
>The farmboy

>>34917249
>>Fish-hat gir- er, Molly.

>>34917249
>The farmboy
Superboy?

>>34917249
>Fish-hat gir- er, Molly.

>>34917249
>Farmboy

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>>34917249
>Fish-hat gir- er, Molly.
I remember

>>34917249
>Fort girl-er, Molly.

Another tie. Next vote seals it.

>>34917496
Uhm...no? At the seventh vote >>34917335 Farmboy has 4.

>>34917533
Check the first post. I raised the cap to nine, or first to five votes.

>>34917249
MOLY

>>34917579
Eh, another vote for Farmboy, then.

>>34917591
....really?

well that hardly seems fair.

>>34917641
Hah, I posted it just to spite you too.

You settle back into your chair and let your eyes relax a little. You can do this. Just let your mind pick out the details, and stop it when you've got enough. It's a program. You can interrupt it.

Troubledsleepsomeptsd traumarecent notviolent notenoughreactions welladjustedbutdeliberatelysilly mutant clearlymutant powersburnenergyrapidly tirednessasideeffect natureofpowersuncertain enhancedphysical possible insufficentdatainsufficient-

You feel yourself run into the feedback loop and snap free of it. No more information to be gained at a glance. That... okay, that was about the best you could have hoped for. And you only missed... what, ten minutes of class this time?

"...which brings us to Captain America and the Justice Society..." Yeah, you didn't miss much. Although if he heads into anything that was domestic politics at the time, you know you'll actually be in uncharted waters.
==
When class ends, the kid's woken up and seems pretty energetic again. You're assigned a chapter of reading, but no real work yet. And you have a few minutes before your next class - what should you do this time?
>A - Try to get to class ahead of time.
>B - Talk to one of your classmates. (FREE ACTION)

>>34917641
Everything is fair and just. There is nothing else going on behind the scenes. You should just relax and enjoy the ride.

>>34917792
>B - Talk to one of your classmates. (FREE ACTION)

Farm boy

Superboy was a bro he's clone pappy is an ass though

>>34917792
>A - Try to get to class ahead of time.

If B won't make us late then let's give a shout out to farm boy.

>>34917807
Oh, hey, my name was still on. Fixing.

>B. "Ask the Farm boy what's up?"

>>34917792
>B - Talk to one of your classmates. (FREE ACTION)
Talk to Superbro

>>34916759
>Bribe
>Tony Stark
What do you get for the man who has everything?

>>34917934
Those special things money just can't buy.

>>34917962
Are you suggesting we fuck iron-man?

>>34918103
*slow clap* /tg/, everyone!

>>34918103
Maybe...

>>34918103
I said that money can't buy.

He could be us. Pretty cheap, actually.

"So what's going on with you?"
"Not a lot." He shrugs. "You're the guy who talked down the Juggernaut, aren't you?"
"Less 'down', more 'to'. He was only angry the first time I talked to him because he'd just gotten off an airplane."
"...and?"
"He's eight feet tall and he was flying commercial."
"...got it. I still can't imagine the guy who went toe to toe with the Hulk NOT punching everything to bits."
"Yeah... yeah."
"Sorry, I didn't get your name-"
"Oh. Right. It's William. And you're...?"
"Kon-el." You can almost feel your eyebrows threatening to tear off of your skull.
"Isn't that-"
"Yeah."
"So - I mean-"
"It's a long... long story."
"It isn't that Supes and Wondy really had a fling on the side, is it? If my life's officially running by tabloid logic now, I'd like to know."
"Man, I wish." Your danger sense doesn't flare, but your 'bad topic' sense does. "I'll explain another time... I have to get to gym before Kara gets pissed."
"Gotcha. Catch you later?" He nods as he heads off at a quick clip - and it occurs to you that he could have gone flying, or running at super-speed if he's really Kryptonian. You make a note to avoid topics of his parentage next time you speak to him.
==
Science class goes as it did last time; you watch a film clip on the ongoing attempts to build a working Kirby reactor. By the time it's over, your stomach is growling. No more skipping breakfast.
At least it's lunch time.
>A - Hit the city!
>B - Hit the lounge!
>C - FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK WE WILL DINE ON MAGIC!

>>34918241
>A - Hit the city!

As far as I know ain't no magic master at the academy plus let's go see some more of the city mang

>>34918241
>B - Hit the lounge!

>>34918241
>>B - Hit the lounge!

>>34918241
Wait can we dine on magic? IF so That. Otherwise

>A- Hit the city!

>>34918241
>Hit the city

>>34918241
>B - Hit the lounge!
See who else we run into this time

>>34918241
>B- Hit the Lounge!

>All these scrubs not sustaining themselves magically.

>>34918513
Yeah we've got to know if that's possible. I mean we're students... think of all the ramen we wouldn't have to buy... we'd have so much change.

>>34918691
Ramen's 39 cents a cup, that shit's the least of our worries,

You're FAIRLY SURE you can't actually eat magic. Yet. Give it a few years and maybe - just maybe - you'll be able to do that. Instead you head to the lounge again.
The crowd is a little thinner today. Raven is, once again, meditating in midair, Molly is still assembling sandwiches - or rather, a sandwich, just for herself.
The only other people in the room are May, Tara and Peter - who's in the middle of telling one of his old war stories. "...and that's when Bats clocked him right in the face. One punch, and he was out like a light."

What do you do?
>A - Get a sandwich.
>B - See what else there is to eat.

AND

>Who do you talk to first?
>A - Molly
>B - Raven
>C - Get in on the conversation with Peter.

>>34918761
Dude think of all the 39 cents we would have...

>>34918770
>One punch
Fuck you Guy
>A - Get a sandwich.
>A - Molly

>>34918770
>A - Get a sandwich.

>A - Molly
Why... a fish?

I want to here this one.

>>34918770
>A.

>C.
"What did he mean when he said 'Parker's rubbing off on you hard.'?"

>>34918770
>A - Get a sandwich
>B - Raven
Maybe meditation can help us get control over our power?

>>34918820
Thatismyfetish.jpg

>>34918820
Well, when two people love each other, very much...

They do lewds, anon.

>>34918804
Fuck who guy?

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>>34918770
>A - Get a sandwich.
Talk to
>B - Raven
I mean, she was friendly enough the first time we talked to her (at least as friendly as Raven gets).

>>34918770
>A.
>A.
Fort.

>>34918898
This. It's fort time bitches.

>>34918870
>interrupting Raven's meditation.
That's the easiest way to get thrown out of the tower.

>>34918770
>A - Get a sandwich
>C - Get in on the conversation with Peter.

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>>34918860
Guy Gardner

>>34918770
>A - Get a sandwich
>B - Raven

>>34918949
>BONK
Oh, onomatopoeia, you can do no wrong.

>>34918927
She's not that isolationist, especially if she doesn't immediately hate you. Plus, she can tell we've got order magic in us (not a lot, but it's there).

Not that we know what Raven can actually do, no sir.

>>34918991
She can levitate things and fly?

>>34918927
Right now, Raven is our best chance to learn something until we manage to get in touch with Dr. Strange/Fate

>>34918770
>A - Get a sandwich.
>B - Raven

>>34919006
Azrath metreon zinthos.

>>34918991
Hol up you think the daughter of king universe fucker the demon could teach us order magic? I understand magic theory and stuff but Order Magic?

Unless Im missing something

U wot m8?

>>34919114
"King universe fucker the demon"
-anon, 2014

>>34919133
I think we've got a new Quest Thread General quote.

>>34919133
"King universe fucker the demon for president."
-anon, 2014

"Heya."
"What's up?"
"A... a lot."
"Yeah... I heard about last night." Molly frowns a little.
"Hey, it's not that big a deal, is it?"
"Bombings usually are." Oh, hey. Someone focusing on something other than the Juggernaut. That's refreshing.
"It's alright, really."
"...you're sure you're okay?" Wait, is she worried about you? She sounds worried.
"I'm fine." You recall your earlier analysis. She's dealing with PTSD herself. Or she seems to be. So maybe - "You wanna build a fort?" Molly squints at you, as if she's not sure if you're for real. And then, with perfect seriousness, she nods.
"Yes. Yes, I do."
==
Comandeering the couch cushions is easier than you expected. With only three people there, very few of them are in use. "So what's with the fish hat, anyway?"
"I like hats."
"Right, but - why a fish?"
"I used to have a ton of them, but I lost most of them when I had to come here. They say that I'll get them back pretty soon."
"...had to come here?"
"Yeah. Me and Nico..." Nico? You haven't run into her yet. "Our parents were some kind of supervillains." Wait what.
"That... that really sucks."
"You're telling me." Everything goes quiet a second.
"...Our fort needs a name."
"Fort Tuitous."
"...catchy."
(CONTINUED)

>>34919199
She seems nice.

>>34919133
"Let's fuck King Universe Fucker the demon."
-anon, 2014

>>34919199
"Fort tuitous"
I like it.
I like it a lot.

>>34919192
He's got some weird ass policies man

>>34919199
We need a sign that says "no girls allowed".
But "girls" is scribbled out, and replaced with "body"

>>34919347
Well, I imaging any ass-policy would be weird.

>>34919199
Can you give us more details about the events that gave us are powers? I kinda want to heard how it went down.

>>34919347
>All bodies of water are now stone. No exceptions
>98% of the population will be turned to stone.
>Protesters must now fight s shadpw version of themselves.

>>34919417
Pretty sure we pissed off a fortune teller.

>>34919199
You lose track of time in the fort. Molly's very much your typical 13 year old. Her powers make her sleepy - hence why she nods off at weird times. And why she's occasionally up until 2 AM. From what she says, they give her a little slack in the courses - she's ahead of her grade level anyway. She likes cartoons, weird hats, reading, and as far as she knows, she's a mutant. And you're not going to delve into what happened with her folks. It's just not worth it right now.
When you check the clock, it's well into the afternoon - you've missed most of Professor Parker's class. Again.

Greeeeeat.

When you get to the hallway, you're stopped by Raven. "...Hey."
"Uh - hey?"
"Thanks."
"For what?" She glances around.
"For not treating Molly like a nuisance." And before she can extrapolate on that statement, she floats down the hall.

What now?
>A - Find the Professor and catch up on what you missed.
>B - Just e-mail him, and see if there's anything in the news about the bombing.

>>34919502
So they gave us super powers? That... Thanks?

>>34919398
Less ass policies and more

FOOLISH MORTALS SACRIFICE YOUR CHILDREN FOR MEEEE UH I UH MEAN THE ECONOMEEEE

>>34919458
Probably gonna be just like every other politician, and not keep a single campaign promise.

>>34919510
I don't think you just walk up to your professor and say HEY DUDE MISSED YOUR LECTURE WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?

Emailing him may be the safer bet.

>>34919510
>B - Just e-mail him, and see if there's anything in the news about the bombing.

Gives us time to do other things like

MAGIC

So, I came up with a backstory and thought I'd run it by anons.

First thing's first, mother's not in the picture. Dad has been asked about it alot, but he's always evasive on that point. Dad works for Stark Industries R&D, fairly low on the ladder but makes enough to live comfortably. Things were more or less normal (all things considered) right up until the Carnival Incident, which happened 3 years ago. Father was pretty understanding and was able to get some therapy going, but he kept trying to study William's powers. Eventually, the tension became too much, and Will applied for Titan's Academy without telling his dad. He had to move out about a week before it actually started, so atm he's not got too high of an opinion on his father...but that will pass after a while. He's curious about his powers, but is more concerned with using them well and not suffering a mental breakdown because of them.

>>34919510
>A.

>>34919417
>>34919502
The details will come shortly.

>>34919510
>A - Find the Professor and catch up on what you missed.
Apologize

>>34919510
>>A - Find the Professor and catch up on what you missed.

>>34919511
Well, she's completely disrupted our life, and placed us into a dangerous climate. So I'd say it worked out for her.

>>34919544
B-but he promised to fuck the universe for us!

>>34919510
>A - Find the Professor and catch up on what you missed.

>>34919605
Funny thing though. HEY BUT WHAT DOES THAT FUTURE SHIT MEAN? It's vague I can't - THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. You know what fine here *Zap* you figure it the fuck out.

>>34919510
>A
He should appreciate the initiative.

>>34919666
Yeah all that not showing up.

>>34919691
Which can't be changed at this point.
But talking to him personally shows that we do actually care about the class.
An email just makes us look worse.

>>34919630
Senator Universe Fucker the Demon was a republican anon

>>34919742
I didn't vote for him.

>>34919818
Your point? it was a national election. Winner takes all.

>>34917934
useful information he can't get elsewhere?

"Sorry!" You peel around the corner, panting. "I - crap, I missed all of it?"
"It's a short lecture. Most of what we cover is in the book, after all."
"Sorry! What - which chapter are we in?"
"Read through chapter three and four. We're handling the legal basis that superheroes operate by... the kind of stuff you're going to need to know on patrol." You feel yourself going a little red.
"Got it."
"It's okay. I know you were hanging out with Miss Hayes. She needs to act like a kid once in a while... it's good for her." He smiles, and you can feel your stomach unknot. Of course he'd know where you were.
"...Thanks, Proffy."
"No problem. So... you've asked me what you need to know. Would you mind if I asked you something?"
"Sure?"
"How did you end up with your powers?" He sits down on top of his desk, cross-legged. You make yourself comfortable on a seat in the front row.
"I gamble a little."
"Bad habit."
"Yeah, I know, but it was with other kids. I wasn't risking getting my knees broken or anything."
"...alright..."
"So a few bets went sour, and I ended up fifty bucks in the hole. Fifty bucks of my dad's money. I ended up in trouble, grounded... and of course I felt like crap, and to try to beat THAT, I snuck out of the house and went to a carnival."
"Sounds logical." Perfectly deadpan.
"I was thirteen. Logic had nothing to do with anything at that point."
"Keep going."
"So... after trying to beat a few rigged games, I was out of what little money I had brought. I was leaving, and this fortuneteller calls to me, asks if I want to know my future."
"And you said...?"
"That I wanted to know if anything else bad was going to happen to me. She asked if that was it... I said yeah... and she said okay. And then said nothing else."
(CONTINUED)

>>34919873
We already determined we were going to fuck him, anon. Keep up. We're talking about President King Universe Fucker the Demon.

>>34919944
Who we will also fuck

>>34919867
So him supplexing his opponents soul into oblivion had nothing to do with it?

>>34919900
"...nothing?"
"I started to say something, and she just said 'we're done here', and waved me off. I didn't realize what she'd done until a while later."
"And you're positive that it's magic."
"I've had someone check that's in the know about it. Yeah."
"...fair enough."
"So why did you want to know?"
"Origin stories can be a sore spot for people. I just wanted to make sure there wasn't anything terrible behind yours."
"Not terrible... just annoying."
"Fair enough. Oh - and one more thing."
"Yeah?"
"If you're going to use snarking as a defense mechanism when you get in trouble, at least make sure you've got somewhere to run if things go bad."
===
You have the evening free. Given that you spent so much time goofing off today, you feel like you should do something productive. What are your plans?
>A - Study your schoolwork
>B - Study your magic
>C - Try to get some help with your magic
>D - Try to chase down info on that explosion.
>E - Hit the gym and do some light work before tomorrow.

>>34920041
>>C - Try to get some help with your magic

>>34920041
>E - Hit the gym and do some light work before tomorrow.
Gotta get ready for THE WRINGER!

>>34920041
>B - Study your magic
We got that book of magic use it

>>34920041
catch up on the class we missed.
Try and use our power to predict whether we'll ever need it, and if so what parts.

>>34920090
That already happened

>>34920041
>C - Try to get some help with your magic
We don't really know the first thing about it.

>>34920041
>E - Hit the gym and do some light work before tomorrow.

Wouldn't hurt to have the reflexes to back the precog

>>34920041
>A.
We have reading to do. We'll hunt down Raven or Jinx for help with magic once that's done.

>>34920041
>E

We're too weak at the moment.. and our powers seem to have no offensive application

>>34920041
>B - Study your magic
Let's short our brain out, and try our intuition on it.

>>34920041
>C - Try to get some help with your magic

>>34920183
>Implying we would ever want to be on the front line.

>>34920041
>>C - Try to get some help with your magic

>>34920229
>not wanting to be able to dodge hacky sacks

>>34919553
I'd rather have both the parents in the picture and them have a as good of a relationship they can have with their teenage son. Mostly due to the fact that it would be really weird by being completely normal.

>>34920229
Well then we best pick up a rifle and rifle accessories.

>>34920041
>C - Try to get some help with your magic

>>34920041
We need a sparring partner. We should recruit either BB or maybe Cyborg to help spar. Maybe ask Spidey, since he probably knows a good way to train precog for battle situations.

>>34920352
Didn't somebody teach him special spider man only king fu? I doubt we'd be able to learn it.

Unless we get batman levels of physique or learn to augment ourselves with magic

>>34920431
It's not about Spidey-only kung fu, it's about training excersizes to help develop precog-based reflexes.

You knock on Jinx's door. You could use a little help with your magic studies - maybe she can help you figure out something new, some other angle to approach the problem from. Because reprogramming whatever's happened to your head seems like a lot of trouble.

There's no answer.

"Jinx?" A moment passes. "You in there?" Curiosity gets the better of you, and you nudge her door open.

Her bedroom is much like yours, sans for the teetering stacks of books, and the fact that she doesn't make her bed. And she isn't there.

You glance around - maybe she's in the lounge? And it's then that you see that her computer is still up.

A message on the screen reads "33rd and santa cruz. 7p. dont be late." There is no screenname of the sender. Just a message.

Interesting.

>A - Go find her!
>B - It's not your business.
>C - Something else (FREE ACTION)

>>34920478
Okay I get it but u just don't expect much cause you know he has to teach and be a superhero and a father and not kill his wife and not lose his body to doc oc oh and he has to suffer constantly

Spider-Man had a hard life

>>34920508
>B - It's not your business.
>C - Something else (FREE ACTION)
Next magical helper option.

>>34920508
>B

Go find Raven, maybe she can help us.

>>34920508
>>C - Something else (FREE ACTION)

Try to force our intuition to activate

>>34920521
That "u" should be an "I"

>>34920508
>B - It's not your business.
>C - Something else (FREE ACTION)
See if Raven's willing.

>>34920508
C use or intuition

>>34920508
>B - It's not your business.
>C - Something else (FREE ACTION)
Go find Raven and see if she can help us

>>34920548
>>34920567
seconding

>>34920567
Support.

>>34920548
>>34920567
thirding

With your other options taken - and not willing to pry into Jinx's business - you opt to go for the only other person at the school that you're sure uses magic. Walking across the hall, you knock on the door for the team that shares your floor - The Legion. Great name, that. For the first time, you read the names on the wipe-off board. Kon-el, Kaldur'ahm, Cassie, Robbie, and Raven.

Well. Here goes nothing. You knock.

==

And next thread will bring the weirdest magic lesson of our protagonists' life.

Next thread to be announced on my twitter (@NotHumble), most likely Thursday. See you all then!

So, if each team was a Hogwarts house what would each team correspond to?

>>34921083
Later NH

Zattana fucking when?

>>34921147
Soon anon, soon.

>>34921083
Quick question, for mythological characters like Ares and Hercules are we using Marvel or DC canon?

>>34921083
Thanks NH! Take it easy til next time.

Huh. Our background is... boring.

>>34921317
Clearly it's all fake. I mean we don't remember how we got to the school for instance. We were just here. Clearly we're some kind of fake person creature thing sent here to screw things up horribly in one way or another.

>>34921317
Corresponds with the fact that we don't even want to be a superhero. We just want to be able to manage our powers and "be productive."

>>34921466
This quest is going to be boring as hell then.

>>34921466
>>34921483
We'll get dragged into something big soon, don't worry
We ARE trying to learn magic, remember?

>>34921586
Eh I'm still pulling for us to be not peoples and instead some sort of artificial life and we've been doing things like planting bugs and traps around the academy without knowing it. How else do you explain our need to google events of the past few years?

Is the thread archived?

>>34921620
inb4 skrulls

>>34921791
Oh silly Anon it appears you have misspelled the word SKULLS. Please REFRAIN from doing this in the future. Thank you.

>>34921725
Up on suptg.

>>34921620
don't be a dingus

>>34921620
That would be interesting. To me at least.