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>"Cecile!" Charlotte calls out as she walks over to the door to greet me. "It's nice to finally see you again!"
>"Eheh... yeah," I nod as I feel my face start to get warm. The last time I saw her was right after she jumped me, and it still feels kind of weird to be here alone with her...

>...what the hell am I acting so nervous for?


"So, um..." I laugh nervously, "...I guess I should get changed, huh."
"Oh, of course!" Charlotte replies with a beaming smile. "Are you okay with the dress that I've loaned you before?" she asks. "You seemed to like it, but I could always try and see if I have something else that would look nice on you..."
"That one's fine," I reply.
"Wonderful, I already had that one set aside so let me just go and gather some other things..." she says as she walks over to her bedroom.
"Um, sure," I nod.

Those "other things" are matching underwear, I bet.

...great, and now I feel like a pervert for thinking about it.


>poke around the hotel room while I wait
>be a good girl and keep my prying eyes to myself

>>34938629
>pet the kitty

Not in the euphemistic way.

>>34938629
>>poke around the hotel room while I wait
CC, you ARE a pervert. And we love you for it.

But we don't love you for your texting. Jesus.

>>34938629
>be a good girl and keep my prying eyes to myself
She has like 3 extra pairs of eyes in here we're never going to get away with it.

>>34938629
>poke around the hotel room while I wait
You're dating now, this is just a privilege.

>>34938629
>Be good

>>34938629
>poke around the hotel room while I wait

>>34938679
>"why are you looking around, Cecile?"
>"I was hoping to find unwashed underwear to steal. You know, to help me think of you, when I'm lonly. /wink"

>>34938629
>poke around the hotel room while I wait

>>34938736
I think she's just looking for WASHED underwear to WEAR. CC can be tad gross sometimes.

>>34938629
>poke around the hotel room while I wait

>>34938629
>poke around the hotel room while I wait

>>34938629
>>be a good girl and keep my prying eyes to myself

>>34938629
>poke around the hotel room while I wait

>>34938629
>>poke around the hotel room while I wait

>>34938629
>>poke around the hotel room while I wait
Dammit Arch In eed my sleep

>writing

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While Charlotte disappears through a doorway, I find my possessed of the very strong urge to explore. And by "explore," I mean "snoop around Charlotte's swanky hotel room."

...this doesn't make me like one of those horrible nosy girlfriends that are always acting crazy on those talk shows that Charlotte likes, right? Nah, my snooping is just from innocent curiosity. That's all. I have no ulterior motives, I just want to know more about her.

While repeatedly saying this to myself (but not out loud since Charlotte would probably hear), I give the area a once-over. Milla's curled up on the couch in the living room, so I think I'll refrain from going over there just yet. Instead, I'll go poking around the kitchen first.


>[1/?]

>>34939612
On the to-do list: Rub kitty belly.

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>>34939612
>[2/2]

A large slab of meat thawing on the counter... I guess that's going to be Milla's dinner? And there's an empty bag from McDonald's...

...a box of tea stuff...

...but then one thing in particular catches my eye. Just lying there on the kitchen table is Charlotte's cellphone. And the screen is unlocked. It's like it's calling out to me.


>give in to the temptation
>no no no no I will resist

>>34939896
>>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>>no no no no I will resist
Innocent curiosity doesn't really extend to phones.

>>34939896
>no no no I will resist

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
That shit ant cool cc

᤾>resist

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>>no no no no I will resist

also
>has gourmet food available
>buys mcdonalds

>>34939896
>no no no no I will resist
That would make you one of those horrible nosy girlfriends that are always acting crazy on those talk shows that Charlotte likes

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation
If she asks, just say we were looking for bubble breaker or some shit.

>>34939896
>no no no no I will resist
Lets limit ourselves to sensible snooping. Like rifling through her underwear drawer.

Wait, do we even need to be secretive about the underwear drawer? We've already worn her underwear like, at least twice now.

>>34939896
No don't do it CC, you'll be exposed to the unspeakable horror... of your own text messages.

>>34939896
>>34940017
I second the call for pantsu.

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>No no no no I will resist.

>>34939896
>no no no no I will resist
Please no being blatantly retarded.

>>34939998
Seconding this excuse

>>34939896
>>give in to the temptation

>>34939998
Seriously, are you fucking retarded?

>>34939896
>no no no no I will resist

[already voted, this is just discussion]
are there any reason not to do it? if charlotte doesn't have anything to hide, it's fine
and if she has shit to hide, well...

>>34939896
>>give in to the temptation

>>34939896
>no no no no I will resist
The retards are out in force today

>>34939896
>>no no no no I will resist

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34940079
How would you feel if you walked in on your girlfriend of one day going through your contacts - Phone has emails/contacts/personal shit.

It's an invasion of privacy.

>>34940079
1. Its rude.
2. Just because you don't have anything to "hide" doesn't mean you want people looking at your personal correspondence whenever they feel like without your permission.

>>34940079
It's a blatant violation of her right to privacy, it doesn't matter if she has anything to hide, how would you feel if someone went on your phone without permission

>>34939896
>>no no no no I will resist

>>34939896
>>no no no no I will resist

>>34940119
>>34940114
Who the fuck cares?

>>34940137
Oh sorry. I didn't know you were autistic.

>>34940137
There's a reason you've never gotten laid anon.

>>34939896
>give in to the temptation

>>34940137
Most humans, actually.

>>34940137
Anyone who isn't autistic.
And most people who actually are.

Uh, wow. I think that Final Destination voting is warranted here.

Rules are the same as always. Reply to this post with the number AND ONLY THE NUMBER of your vote.
Timelimit is ten minutes.


>1: give in to the temptation
>2: no no no no I will resist

>>34940119
>>34940115
>>34940114
we're in a couple, you have no reason to hide stuff, right? i'd be fine with my girl looking around, especially if i can do the same to her

oh wait, CC is hiding stuff from char, guess it can't really end well

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
1

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
>ten minutes.
Uh, arch buddy, the duplicate post timer is 5 minutes.

>>34940193
2

>>34940253
Yeah, meant to say five.

>>34940207
>>34940214
>>34940218
>>34940224
>>34940232
>>34940234
>>34940235
>>34940241
8

>>34940212
>>34940217
>>34940220
>>34940221
>>34940228
>>34940236
>>34940246
>>34940247
8...

Well...huh.

>>34940193
2

>>34940270
i changed my vote to 1 :^)

>>34940193
1

>>34940264
>>34940271
Nope, 10 for 2 now.

>>34940279
9 for 1

2 wins.

>>34940193
2

>>34940193
1

>>34940277
So you suddenly got brain damage?

>>34940298
nope

ulterior motives

>writing

Now that was a close vote, option 2 wins by 1 vote.

>>34940302
>>34940277
You type like CC texts.
Therefore you lose voting rights.

>>34940330
>>34940303
Please never give us such a blatantly retarded option again arch...

>>34940331
howcan you tell its me during a vote? :^)

>>34940368

Ehh Can't But the fun thing is claiming vote change is pointless. Only thing counted is the number.

>>34940353
>please railroad

>>34940368
Because you type like a one armed blind man.

>>34940353
this was such a perfect occasion to tell if char is a lying/manipulating bitch or if we can really trust her
and to run off to Theresa if she was a bad girl

>>34940406
>not giving retarded options is railroading
/b/ please go.

>>34940406
but voting doesnt include any typing silly

>>34940408
Yeah because it's not like we're lying to her about something incredibly important or anything.

>>34940408
Oh, so you're just still butthurt that Theresa lost. Got it.

>>34940397
If he never mentioned the phone you never would have known the difference.

May as well call railroading because he doesn't stop every two seconds to offer us the choice to run off and become a jazz singer in Somalia.

>>34940408
We lack the high ground. We're currently the lying manipulative bitch. Due to having books and not outing people like say Teresa. Don't poke the hornets nest.

>>34940408
And when she finds out we're a fucking bitch who can't be trusted she breaks up with us anyway.
Also Theresa a shit.

>>34940408
It was also the perfect opportunity for Charlotte to tell if CC is a sneaking/manipulative bitch or if she really can trust her. So, yeah

>>34940462
Somali jazz singer quest when?

>>34940470
exactly, its a win win situation

>>34940408
Teresa was cute when she was shy. Now she's sort of an INYOURFACE sperg lord.

>>34940502
I fail to see how losing best girl and getting stuck with worst girl is a win...

>>34940532
nobody said anything about getting stuck with anyone

>>34940532
He has poor taste and wants to be a second hand robin to a girl who makes piss poor life choices and has proven to be incapable of handling stable relationships with friends or significant others.

>>34940516
Well she's back to being depressed now.

>>34940583
Yeah but the second you say hello to her she flips out and thinks your BEST FRIENDS AND GIRL FRIENDS! The total 180 on personaltiy sent me running. That girl has issues.

>>34940516
>Girl you only started talking to after years of separation few days ago won't go out with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ

>>34940606
Exactly. HEY I KNOW I SCREWED UP MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MINA AND THREW YOU AWAY AS A FRIEND BUT NOW THAT WE'VE SPOKEN YOU'LL DATE ME!

>>34940604
But they were friends for a long time, and she was very lonely when she was beating herself up over Mina. It all makes perfect sense, and not in any crazy way.

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I want to look. I reeeeeeeally want to look. But I am a good girl so I won't. Even though I want to. The last thing I want is to be a snooping girlfriend, after all.

As I step away from the table so as to keep from being tempted any more than I already am, I take one last glance at Charlotte's phone.

BZZZZT BZZZZZZZT

"Bwah!"


>[1/?]

>>34940630
It's not like she asked CC out. She just got a crush on her. Didn't you even get a crush on anyone?

>>34940652
>Inb4 charlotte comes running to get her phone.

>>34940671
I never had a crush on anyone. I might love one person, but if so, that love is a dried out husk that has been waiting for years to be taken out behind the shed and shot.

>>34940652
quick, get the water running to pretend you were getting a drink!

>>34940671
In this Quest or in life? Of course I've had many crushes. In this quest I actually I was caught between Mina and Char.

Hell before I knew what was going on and was reading the archives when it said Teresa got along with CC and became a Thief I assumed Cc was a gardener and gave Teresa thief powers.

>>34940716
Sort of a Magical girl contract with Teresa being CC's thief. Iwasokaywiththis.jpg But what actually happened and what I had assumed.... totally different things.

>>34940690
That sounds pretty fucking sad. The first part I mean, the second is normal.

>>34940716
I mean in real life, since we are discussing if the way Theresa is acting is strange compared to reality.

>>34940690
Good for you anon.

>>34940740
Pretty goddamn strange.

>>34940703
The kitchen is a communal space and we are perfectly within our rights to stand in it!

Don't let the living room man oppress us, KITCHEN POWER!

>>34940758
How is it strange? It seems perfectly normal teenage behavior to me. Are you the person who never had a crush?

>>34940783
I've had crushes, I've never gotten depressed if they didn't return my feelings.

>>34940805
Are you talking actual depression or "woe is me they don't like me" for a week, which teenagers refer to as depression?

Keep in mind that we only saw Theresa for like less than a minute after telling her about being with Charlotte.

Her response was normal, and in fact it would be really creepy if she didn't get very bummed out by it. In a psycho yandere way.

>>34940865
Mind you, Theresa actually DOES have a psycho yandere in her head.

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>>34940652
>[2/2]

Out of nowhere, Charlotte's phone starts buzzing... someone's calling her? Oh wait, it's already stopped. I guess it was just a text?

"Oh, is that my phone?" Charlotte calls out as she RACES out of her room and right towards me. Er, the kitchen table where her phone is, I mean.
"Umm, yeah," I nod. "It just went off all of a sudden."
"Alright, let me see who it is..."

As Charlotte picks up her phone from off of the table, I get a glimpse of who the sender of the text message was. "D. G."

...and now Charlotte's blushing really hard all of a sudden.


>ask her why she's all hot and bothered
>ask her who the D G is
>mind my own business

>>34940865
Eh I'm probably biased. After hearing her backstory which was. I treated my friends like shit and now am sad they are not my friends ;-;. I just can't like her and probably color everything she does in a negative light.

>>34940910
>>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

>>34940910
>Mind my own business.

>>34940910
>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

>>34940910
>>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

>>34940910
El Psi Congroo

>>34940910
>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

What the hell Char...

>>34940910
>>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

>>34940910
"Ooohhhh Kay, now I'm curious.

>>34940910
>>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

>>34940910
>ask her why she's all hot and bothered

>>34940910
>ask her why she's all hot and bothered
D G....
D..
Gauthier?
hehe, he's probably talking about us

>>34940909
Actually it's acting quite reasonably.

>>34940919
There's always more to a character than that, if it's fleshed out. We don't know why she acted badly towards Mina, but there must have been a reason that made sense to her at the time.

>>34940910
>"Man, I wish I could make you blush like that with just a text."

>>34940954
It was MUH SPORTS

>>34940910
>ask her why she's all hot and bothered
>ask her who the D G is

>>34940910
>D. G.

I can't remember what Gauthier's first name is, but I'd bet large sums of money that it's him teasing her.

>>34940990
what if it's his daughter?

>>34940968
I mean a more detailed view of the entire situation. Why was MUH SPORTS so important to her? Did she not think that whatever she did would hurt Mina as badly as it did? Probably on that one, it really seems like an in the heat of the moment thing.

>>34940910
>ask her why she's all hot and bothered
Teasing her of course.

So we're all aware that this is big G's daughter, right? And she may still have a crush on her to react this way?

>>34941008
yeah, from what i remember Theresa was under a lot of pressure because an event was planned and she just finished training (so she was probably pretty tired)

all in all, the worst possible conditions for couple issues

>>34940998
Then I would lose the bet on a technically because is said "him" instead of shoehorning a gender-neutral pronoun into my wager.

>>34941008
She straight up told us she thought sports was more important and alienated us. She was didn't think she was wrong until she broke her leg.

We've had this conversation with her already.

>>34941059
And why do you think she thought that? What drove her?

>>34941008
>Why was MUH SPORTS so important to her?

You don't get why? It was something she was good at in an atmosphere where she already felt alienated from other people her age.

I doubt she realized that it was more important to her than Mina up until Mina turned into a huge bitch about it.

>>34941068
Apparently it wasn't important enough to mention. I'd dig it up but I really don't care about her anymore.

>writing

>>34941081
Please don't do the PGQ thing and assume that because they're not waifu = they're not friend.

PLease please please don't do that. She's still our friend.

>>34941081
Why would she casually mention something like that?

>>34941080
Yeah Fuck that Mina wanting to spend time with her girlfriend. It wasn't just training it expanded into all things she hung out with the track team and totally avoided Mina/C.C.

>>34941106
Oh she's still our friend so long as she doesn't try anything and respects boundaries.

PGQ was so messed up because Reinholt lead on the girls on for like 50 threads. Also Nico a Best.

>>34941134
Casually? You mean while having a heart to heart about the whole situation.

>>34941142
>Oh she's still our friend so long as she doesn't try anything and respects boundaries.
Nah, she's still our friend even if she's a bit screwed up. CC isn't an asshole.

>>34941165
About a topic she was really ashamed and regretful about.

Which means she may have subconsciously avoided saying it... or even realizing it herself.

>>34941142
>Yeah Fuck that Mina wanting to spend time with her girlfriend

No seriously though, fuck her for thinking that Theresa's time belonged to her and her only.

Mina is what we call a 'clingy girlfriend', and like all clingy girlfriends, they eventually pitch a fit that destroys relationships when they come to the realization that spending 100% of your time with them may not be what you want to do in life.

>>34941196
We have any proof about the clingy or are we making assumptions?

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>>34940910
>D. G.

>>34941217
Looks like assumptions, of the "what actually happened was actually the exact opposite of what we were told happened, and nobody can prove me wrong because we didn't see it first-hand" variety.

>>34941217
About as much as all the other stuff that happened between Mina and Theresa. We really don't have more than the most bare bones information.

It seems that Mina was clingy is as likely as Theresa was negligent.

In fact it was probably both. They wouldn't have blown up their relationship like that otherwise.

"...oh all of the..." Charlotte mutters under her breath as she types something out on her phone.
"What's wrong?" I ask. "You're blushing pretty hard there."
"It... it's nothing," she replies, looking up from her phone with a nervous smile.

You're not going to get out of this that easily.

"C'mon, I want to know what has you all hot and bothered," I say, pouting.
"Hot and..." Charlotte stares at me and starts blushing even harder.

>[1/?]

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>>34941262

>>34941236
How... is taking what Teresa said making an assumption? We shouldn't trust her then?

>>34941254

That's an assumption. But for the sake of keeping the peace I'll stop gnashing my teeth.

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>>34941262
>[2/2]

I love it when she gets all flustered like this.

"I- it's nothing lewd!" Charlotte stammers. "It's just that I told him about our date and mentioned that I was lending you a dress..."
"Who's 'him?'" I ask. "'D. G?'"
"Yes, David Gauthier," she sighs. "And, well..." she starts to mumble.
"And what?"

She said that it wasn't anything lewd, so I'm really curious as to what could have her this embarrassed.

"...and he asked me to take a picture of us together and send it to him before we leave," Charlotte sighs. "So that, well... anyways, he's just teasing me so you don't have to pay it any mind."


>a picture? sounds like fun
>no flash photography

>>34941366
>How... is taking what Teresa said making an assumption?
Because you're taking what she said and extrapolating it out to the worst possible extreme.

"Mina didn't like Theresa ignoring her" somehow turns into "Mina must have been a clingy controlling bitch. God what a cunt".

>>34941386
I didn't say that about Mina at all. Wrong Anon.

>>34941373
>a picture? sounds like fun

>>34941373
>>a picture? sounds like fun
He's done a lot for us and our friend. Or our friend's brother's friend, one of the two.

>>34941366
Because we don't know what really happened. We just had a vague guilt fest.

People are often honest while also wrong. Especially when it comes to very emotional issues.

>>34941373
>>a picture? sounds like fun

>>34941373
>a picture? sounds like fun

>>34941373
>a picture? sounds like fun

>>34941386
>if one side isn't horrible, then the other must be!

>>34941373
>A picture? sounds like fun

>>34941373
"Should this picture include catnip?" Tease her mercilessly

>>34941468
That doesn't even make sense.

>>34941448
Exactly. One thing lead to another and America dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan.

>>34941448
And where did I say that? Nowhere. Stop talking out your ass.

>>34941480
It really doesn't.

>writing

>>34941490
right here >>34941386

the implication is that its impossible for both sides to be wrong or incompetent

>>34941492
It makes sense to me. I mean, if the picture included the catnip, Charlotte would be smelling it the whole time.

>>34941559
And that isn't what that post is stating at all.

>>34941588
thats your interpretation of other posts which really werent like that

>>34941618
OH REALLY

>>34941196
>Mina is what we call a 'clingy girlfriend', and like all clingy girlfriends, they eventually pitch a fit that destroys relationships
No, you're right, this totally isn't trying to make Mina out to be a bitch based entirely on worst-case circumstantial speculation. Oh wait that's exactly what it is.

At least try to pay attention.

>>34941676
but it also says nothing about theresa

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"A picture?" I say. "That sounds like fun."
"Eh?" Charlotte seems really surprised. "Really, he's just joking around like always, you don't have to..."
"Nah, it's fine," I shake my head. "A commemorative picture would be nice, both of us in pretty dresses and all..."
"If you insist," she sighs.

Reluctantly, Charlotte types up her response to Mr. Gauthier's request while mumbling something under her breath.

"I swear, he never teases Gabrielle like this..."


>[1/?]

>>34941703
Uh, yeah. And your post says nothing about the state of radioactive flying elephants living inside moon craters. What's your point?

The conversation was about the blind assumptions about Mina.

>>34941778
radioactive flying elephants werent part of the ongoing discussion though

theresaXmina was

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>>34940516
>INYOURFACE

>>34941744
Maybe he should fix that, then. Daughters are for teasing! Which means you are his daughteru, Charlotte!

>>34941818
If this pic has any significance I am unaware of it.

>>34941810
Are you sure you're even talking to the right person.

My point from the beginning was that >>34941196 is nothing but a big fat pile of baseless assumptions. I haven't taken a particular stance regarding Theresa, and she really isn't relevant to anything I've said.

>>34941859
Don't worry, nobody thinks any less of you.

>>34941859
I don't have enough laughing, reaction pics.

Well I do, but my folder is just huge as fuck and unsorted so I didn't really look through to find a better, that is ridiculous, picture.

>>34941891
you picked at a subissue in a larger discussion, dont act surprised when people bring the entire thing to you

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>>34941903
>Well I do, but my folder is just huge as fuck and unsorted
Do you not even name your images as you save them? Takes two seconds.

>>34941936
You're right anon, people's inability to actually follow a conversation never surprises me. Only disappoints me.

>>34941971
When I do they are not useful names.

>>34941410
Remember the picture means that Mr. G knows what we looks like and can include us in his database of suspects.

>>34942017
Stop being stupid then.

>>34941744
>[2/2]

Once she's finished typing, Charlotte lets out a long sigh and places her phone back on the table. Then she takes my hand and pulls me along with her to the living room.

"Umm, what if he calls again?" I ask, looking back at the table.
"Then he can wait until I go back over there," Charlotte replies. It looks like she's kind of annoyed. "But before he texted me, I finished getting your change of clothes ready. So if you'd like to get changed now..."


>yeah, it's dress time
>do something else first

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>>34942032

>>34942050
[x] yeah, it's dress time

>>34942050
>yeah, it's dress time
But give her a quick peck on the cheek first.

>>34942026
Honestly if he has any interest in recording our appearance he's probably done so already. Who's to say there isn't a security camera in here? Or that he doesn't have some other Branch with mental abilities on staff to make memory backups or something.

>>34942050
>yeah, it's dress time

>>34942026
If he wanted our photo he could just get it and we couldn't possibly stop him, whether or not we took a commemorative firsto deito pic.

He's rich and has connections. If he wants someone's picture, and knows even basic information about them (which he already does), he can get it unless they're someone who has taken active steps to conceal their identity.

>>34942050
Fuck yeah time for frills.
Of course, since her dresses are all frilly and elaborate, she'll have to give us a hand getting in to it, wink wink.

>>34942078
>>34942089

Good point.

Ok, proceed with innocent girls selfie of love.

>>34942050
>yeah, it's dress time

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>>34942050
>>yeah, it's dress time

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>>34942050
Slap her ass and see if you can tell if she is wearing a thong, standard panties or nothing at all.

>>34942109
Sometimes I wonder how this show ended.

>>34942050
>do something else first

WAIT, we need to pet Milla first. We haven't petted her since we got here and we can't pet her after we put on the dress or else we'll get giant cat hair all over it.

>>34942032
But wis is my dump stat.

>>34942050
>>yeah, it's dress time
>yeah, it's dress time

>>34942131
[x] I am for this.

Pat Millia on our way to the bedroom.

Does Char also enjoy petting like cats do? Or a stroke under the chin?

>>34942150
Why the fuck would you make WIS your- oh.
Well played.

>>34942131
It's futile. Being in the general vicinity of a cat will result in being covered in cat hair. I have three of the furry little bastards, I should know.

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>>34942089
>they're someone who has taken active steps to conceal their identity.

>>34942179
If Theresa remains in perma-conceal mode, will we forget she even exists?

>>34942179
* unless they're someone who has taken active steps to conceal their identity.

>>34942197
We will, but our bad dragoned asshole will.

>>34942228
Theresa would never do lewd things to us without out consent!

>>34942050
Reflect light so we can see up her skirt.

>>34942109
nadja too cute

>>34942130
It's a show? I thought it was just a cute animation.

>>34942255
Other-Resa already *almost* has.

>>34942270
It is an entire several season long anime.

>>34942255
>Implying that is in anyway relevant.

No Theresa, just Otheresa now.

>writing

>>34942291
>>34942286
We could have prevented this guys.
All we had to do was pick best girl.

>>34942286
>>34942291
Getting anal raped mind.

>>34942172
Nonsense, just have a cat-free dressing zone then sprint out the door without touching anything after you put your nice clothes on.

>>34942290
I am at least four years behind on anime.

>>34942167
Ears and belly. Calling it here.

>>34942322
We picked best girl. If by not picking her results in our molestation it's reasonably clear she was not best girl.

>>34942329
But she does not have a downy belly hair or a fuzzy ear to stroke! It is not as fun!

>>34942328
Cats go where they please. Cats that weigh more than you, doubly so.

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>>34942322
Why do you think I voted for pushing aside the yandere?

>>34942352
Pfft, your cats just lack discipline.

My cats always stay in cat-approved zones. Except when I make spaghetti, they always go after the noodles when I'm done straining them. But that's like the one exception.

>>34942341
We can hardly complain, our alternate personality is worse.

>>34942388
Our alternate personality is Worse and Wanted her. What does that hell you?

>>34942415
That Overshine has good tastes in waifu.

>>34942415
tell*

>>34942415
That overshine is a haremfag.

Overshine a best.

>>34942429
>>34942454
Overshine advocates killing people on a regular basis so you trust it's taste in women?

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>>34942352
Have you tried using your unholy druid powers to stop them?

>>34942468
Yes.
I don't see why anyone wouldn't.

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>>34942415
>What does that hell you?

That Overshine is a built-in berserker pack? I'm not sure how to take that question.

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>>34942468
They were asking for it.

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>>34942468
>What does that hell you?

Over shiner has her priorities straight.

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"Alright," I say as I walk over to Milla and pet her cute fuzzy scary kittyness before returning to Charlotte's side. "It's in the bedroom, right?"
"Yes, the clothes are on my bed," Charlotte replies.
"Okay, I'll be right back!" I say as I start towards the bedroom.

But just before I'm about ot pass through the doorway, I stop and walk back over to Charlotte.

"Hm?" she tilts her head. "Is something the matter?"
"Nah, I just forgot to do this," I reply as I reach up and pet my cute girlfriend on the top of her fuzzy blonde head.

The way she squeaks when she's surprised is so adorable.


>[1/?]

>>34942468
If there's someone that Overshine isn't suggesting we remove then chances are there's no threat of them being an issue ever. Which means it's the best waifu-o-meter.

>>34942468
Not Revy needed some removing.

>>34942596
Sometimes I love Archelon for including our craziest of suggestions.

>>34942468
Overshine's actions lead us to the druid route.

>>34942643
It is why /tg/ is my waifu.

>>34942669
I believe that is true for all of us.

>>34942596

"Wwwwwhaat are you doing!?" Charlotte exclaims.
"Petting you?" I reply.
"I'm not a cat, you know!" she says with her face bright red as she steps back and out of my reach. "Really, there are limits to what you-"
"I dunno, you reacted to that catnip last night, and-"
"Th- that was just a fluke!" she shouts. "And it won't happen again!"

Before I'm able to tease her any further, Charlotte pushes me into her bedroom and hurries away. I would make another joke about that, but she shuts the door on me before I can.


>[2/?]

>>34942429
Overshine simply knows that blaster wizard is wildly inferior to CoDzilla, and instinctively fears it's better.

It knows it can deal with the ring of invisibility rogue with AOEs that don't require specifying targets.

>>34942708
How much fun would it be to play from Char's POV?

This girl is so adorable but she keeps on pet zoning me!

>>34942791
Then we would know who that meat came from.

>>34942807
Isn't it the werewolf girl?

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>>34942807
it's buffalo meat
only the best for milla's friends

>>34942890
Not Bison meat?

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>>34942708

That was definitely fun, but I guess I should get changed already. I mean, that place that she said that we're going to be eating at is supposed to be a super fancy place and I'm pretty sure that it requires you to have a reservation and all that.

And so, I walk over to the bed where Charlotte left the clothes that I'll be changing into... and just as I expected, there's a set of fancy lacy underwear sitting there along with the dress. They're a light blue color that matches the dress itself... and now I'm wondering how much thought Charlotte puts into this kind of thing.

And now I'm wondering if she expects to get to see me in-

NO ENOUGH OF THAT I AM NOT LIKE MY SISTER WHO HAS SEX ON THE FIRST DATE.

>[3/4]

>>34942938
Gosh Cecile.
Such a prude.

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>Reading the ask.fm
>People are worried about lovecraft and not Allister Crowley.

>>34942791
I doubt /tg/ would have picked the CC route.

>>34942938
Now she will see us in our plain undies and will be disappointed.

Remember how happy she was to see us in her blue bra last time?

>>34943008
Crowley was a light weight compared to Lovecraft.

>>34942938
Put the lacy underwear on under our underwear.

>>34943055
he is talking about the dude from index not the real man fuck he put the pic and everything dumbass

>>34942938
Wear the panties, CC.

>>34943026
... Probably not. I'd put money on Gabrielle route.

>>34943026
What would tg choose as Char? Irene route?

>>34943089
[x] I love this anon and I am for this.

>>34943055
>Invented the occult as we know it today.
>Light weight.

Do you even semen cake?

>>34943008
>>34943055
I just hope Overshine doesn't turn us into Gilles de Rais.
I don't want to start sodomizing children.

>>34942938
Wouldn't this qualify as a second date though?

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>>34943055

>>34943111
that might have be false seeing how the french king and the pope had a habit of saying people are doing bad things to grab their land and cash

>>34942938
>NO ENOUGH OF THAT I AM NOT LIKE MY SISTER WHO HAS SEX ON THE FIRST DATE.
Yet. We have slept in the same bed with her. Twice. This is just the first formal date.

>>34943103
>Gabrielle route.
Childhood friends never win.

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>>34943089
This.

>>34943166
Yeah just look at Mina and Teresa

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>>34943104

>>34942890
Did urobutcher teach you to lie like that?

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>>34943139
Honestly anon, do you think someone would do that? Just go out and confess to crimes you didn't commit?

>>34943177
I still think they broke up when they realised they are together because they both lusted after CC.

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>>34942938
>[4/4]

Pushing the dirty thoughts into the back of my mind, I take off my clothes and fold them up as I go. Once I'm down to my own underwear, I find it kind of hard to keep the lewd thoughts away since I'm kind of getting naked in my girlfriend's bedroom, but I persevere through it and put on the fancy lingerie.

And then I fail to keep from checking myself out in the mirror.

"Not bad, me."


>pantsu drawer explorer time
>put on the dress

>>34943026
After the first text we would have murdered her.

Hy I knw u r liek spr cewl!

That or strapped her down and beat her until she was capable of texting in English.

>>34943102
>>34943105
>>34943134
THAT Crowley was time and again bested by a couple of kids. I am not impressed.

>>34943235
>pantsu drawer explorer time.

>>34943235
[x] pantsu drawer explorer time

Is she going to catch us doing that and jump on us right then?

Ok, serious now.

[x] Put on the dress.

>>34943141
Why do I get the feeling that, catnip aside, CC is the more sexually aggressive of the two?

>>34943235
>pantsu drawer explorer time

>>34943235
>put on the dress

>>34943235
>put on the dress
We can do it another night.

>>34943235
>>pantsu drawer explorer time
Why would you put an option like this in arch? You know what we're going to pick.

>>34943268
We learned it from Allison.

>>34943268
Because it seems to be true.

>>34943235
>pantsu drawer explorer time
This is going to happen anyway. And it's better than no pantsu at all.

>>34943254
I am still of the opinion if Char taught CC to text properly /tg/ would stay on her ship even if she turned out to be a mass child torturer.

>>34943262
I just posted that one because arch runs her quests in anime land.

>>34943235
>pantsu drawer explorer time

>>34943254
>Get sent to a town to look for super power granting book.
>Meet girl.
>She doesn't have powers.
>Next day she has powers.

Yeah, we would have figured that one out.

>>34943235
Find the game panties.

>>34943290
I'd stay on her ship if she did for Christ sake. C.C. needs to be saved she's texting in tongues.

>>34943328
Would /tg/ play with her romantic feelings for us to achieve our end?

And then fall in love with her half way through?

>>34943328
With her text's I don't know it could have just as easily have been demonic possession.

>>34943352
No we'd steal Teresa and I don't even like her.

>>34943349
Some man were given the gift of leadership. Some the gift of teaching. Some the gift of...

Speaking in texting l337 tongues.

Then the angel threw a book at Paul for writing such things.

>>34943328
That reminds me.
How hard is this shit all going to crash once she inevitably finds out we've been lieing about the books this whole time? One is effectively undefended and the other in the hands of an idiot who's almost certainly going to wind up attracting the wrong sort of attention sooner or later. That they'll be found is only a matter of time.

>>34943368
It all makes sense.

The demons driven out the terrible part of CC except the part that texts.

>>34943372
Paul confirmed for A shit

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>>34943055
>THE beast.
>Lightweight.

>>34943328
I still maintain that Char actually knows and is just giving us time to work through everything on our own rather than trying to brute force the situation.

>>34943389
Remember how Theresa acted when we broke the news to her without tact?

Think of how Char will react. Of course she knows already.

>>34943235
>pantsu drawer explorer time

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>>34943389
Pic related.

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>>34943204
>Did urobutcher teach you to lie like that?
Nah, though I did take some of his tips to heart.


>writing

>>34943235
>>pantsu drawer explorer time

>>34943443
Arch I don't want to alarm you but if that goddamn cat tells you anything it's full of shit. Trust me I find out the hard way.