>>34946722

>You wanna hang out with us?

>>34946722
>You wanna hang out with us?
>Hold hands with her, for SCIENCE

>>34946722
I think I missed 4 is there a link to the archive, also fuck I still hate that twitter stopped supporting rss feeds

>>34946810
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34926290

>>34946722
>>Any idea where this package is from?

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"Uh, you wanna hang out with us Eri, we were just gonna chill. Watch some tv or something." I ask, trying to genuinely be nice.

Her mouth hangs open for a second, "Hang ou-" She snorts derisively, a trademark Speltin technique, "Why would I hang out with two entry level plebs like you." She stalks back into the house.

"Love you too, sis!" Claire calls after her softly, as the front door bangs shut.

>Let's follow her to her room anyways, she's just being tsun tsun
>Watch TV
>Go tell Mia about the package
>Write in?

>>34946873
>>Go tell Mia about the package

>>34946873
>Examine package
>Ask Mia if she wants to see our package

>>34946873
mia is napping lets not wake her to show her dickwraps from Moriarty(or mike or mom)

>>34946722
>>Examine package

Gotta open the box!

>>34946873
>Watch TV

>>34946891
>>34946972
we already opened it guys, condoms and a note remember

>>34946995
No, examine The Package (stare at our dick).

"Whatever." I comment, "Sister's still a bitch, shocking development. C'mon."

We head back to my room, easing the door open, so not to wake Mia, who's softly snoring now.

I clap my hands, gesturing for the box, which Claire throws to me. I sit at my desk, spinning the chair to face the room.

"Who coulda sent this? Who's M?" I ponder.

"I dunno." Claire straddles over my thighs, "But I know you got me all worked up earlier and nothing came of it." She plucks the box and note from my hands, tossing them at the desk.

I note Mias' sketchbook, still lying on the desk, some weird pink lady monster thing drawn out in it. I don't get it.

>Not now woman, MYSTERY.
>That is a valid point.
>Let's do it against my sisters wall. She'll be so mad.

>>34947071

>Not now woman, MYSTERY.

>>34947071
>>Let's do it against my sisters wall. She'll be so mad.

Why she cant be nice, like Mike?

Also we should hang out with Mike sometime. Spending some time around girls would do good for him, maybe introduce Mia to him. They might have common interests or something.

>>34947071
>>That is a valid point.

>>34947071
>Not now woman, MYSTERY.

>>34947071
>>Let's do it against my sisters wall. She'll be so mad.

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>>34947071
M=mia

>>34947071
>>Let's do it against my sisters wall. She'll be so mad.

>>34947071
not now woman mystery....also the cold killed my boner

>>34947158
Or M=Mom

>>34947158
Mia could draw up some kinky shit.

Who wants to see her draw us a horse cock? (or something?)

>>34947071
>Let's do it against my sisters wall. She'll be so mad.

"Heh, let's do it against Ericas' wall, she'll get so mad." I grin up at her.

She carresses my chin, "Ooooh, naughty. I like it" She clambers off me, locking the door.

I pull the blankets up over Mia's ears, hopefully that'll muffle her enough. Or she'll wake up, that could be fun.

Claire leans her elbows against the wall, tugging her shorts down and wiggling her butt at me. "Come and get it." She mushes her face into the wall, grinning back at me.

I pull my pants and boxers off in a flash, hurrying over to her, the familiar swell in my crotch.

I slide into her bare backed, and she groans, letting the noise vibrate through the dry wall. I push in with a jolt, pounding Claire's body into the wall softly.

Something collides with the opposite side of the wall, "Whatever you're doing shut up."

Claire grins back at me, "Harder Danny." I pull her hips back, staying inside her, before slamming her back into the wall. She hits it with a satisfied "UNNG"

"Are you two- Hey, EW, stop that!" Something else collides with the wall, closer to Claire's head.

Heh.

>Alright, we had our fun
>Keep going, this is too funny
>Write in?

>>34947323
>Keep going, this is too funny

>>34947323
>>Keep going, this is too funny

>>34947323

>Alright, we had our fun

Otherwise we can no longer pass it off as "whoops, didn't think about it, totally an accident" and she'll whoop our ass once the others leave.

>>34947323
>Keep going, this is too funny

>>34947323
>Keep going, this is too funny.

I bring a hand around Claire's front, searching for Claire's clit. I rub circles around it, leaving her panting and moaning into the wall.

"You little shits! You don't have to rub it in!" She yells, something heavy sounding clunks into the wall. I keep thrusting into Claire, hearing her bedsprings squeak and footsteps wander to her door.

My doorknob rattles as she tries to open it, pounding on the door, "Open up you little shits!" she demands.

Claire turns, pulling me with her, to face the door, moaning at it.

>Against the door now
>We should probably stop
>Wake Mia up
>Open the door and keep going

>>34947496
>We are a little busy are you sure you want us to open the door?

>>34947496

>Open the door and keep going

>>34947496

>Open the door and keep going

>>34947496
>Against the door now

>>34947496
>We are a little busy are you sure you want us to open the door?

>>34947512
This followed by
>Open the door and keep going

>>34947496
>Against the door now

>>34947496
>Against the door now
Then
>>Open the door and keep going

I lean over, flicking the lock. Claire gasps in surprise, but keeps pushing back onto me.

The door knob rattles one more time, before pushing open.

"Stop fucking you idiots. You're like god damn jack rabbits!" She lunges forwards, punching me in the side of the jaw before I can react.

I literally fall out of Claire, crashing to the floor, "What the fuck?" I ask.

"You were fucking against my wall, you waste dad's jizz. God I wish mum had swallowed you instead." She advances, going to stomp on my stomach.

Claire grabs her leg in the air, "Don't. Touch. Him." Her skins gone all metallic now.

Erica's eyes bulge, "What in the shit?" Mia rolls up from my mattress, knucklin her eyes and complaining about noise. "Daniel, seriously.

>What in the shit?"

>>34947512
This

>>34947662
What the fuck?

>>34947662
Open window, and climb out. We ain't explaining this shit easily, let the girls handle it.

>>34947662
>Alright everybody calm down
>Pull pants back on

>>34947662
Get everyone to calm down
Tell the cunt to get out.
Pull on some pants

>>34947662
>Pull pants back on and use the background character power to blend in with Mia

>>34947730
O yea, we are background character, Let Clare explain it, she is the main character.

>>34947662
All that coulda been yours, sis, if we'd just hung out more.

>>34947720
>>34947727
>>34947730
>Putting pants on
>Not leaving them off

>>34947743
Do you expect anybody to take us seriously with our dick flinging around all the time?

>>34947720
this

>>34947757
Yes.

>>34947757
>Wanting this to be serous
Wasting such funny potential.

>>34947743
Roll to maintain erection?

>>34947662
"Sis what the fuck? You can't just come into my room and pants us."

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>34947777
lets see
What's erection dice ? d20?

>>34947662
Ya know what sis, I'm getting real tired of your perpetual bitch shit flinging. Get the fuck out of my room and try getting a girlfriend before telling me what they can do with mine.

I roll for my pants, cock flopping freely and leaving a trail of precum, completely deadpan explaining, "Ok, now I think everyone needs to calm down." I wiggle back inside them, "This situation is one that needs some explaining. I can see that." I stand, "So I'm gonna let Claire do that."

I duck, rolling under the covers of my bed when the two girls look at each other. I pull Mia down with me, the girl yelping in surprise.

"You need to learn how to take a joke, Erica!" Claire yells.

"You two need to not fuck against my bedroom wall. Like that's just basic decency. And you're still not even wearing pants!"

I'm just gonna ride this out in my blankety fortress. Now smelling of Mia.

>What do?

>>34947804
HAHAHA.

>>34947828
Let Mia know that we wouldn't have done anything to her without her consent.

>>34947828
>Sorry for waking you Mia.

>>34947828
> keep hiding under blanket
or
>climb out the window?

also Sorry for waking you Mia.

>>34947828
"Things got weird sorry, Mia. Hope you're having fun at least"

>>34947828
Apologies to Mia for waking her. Let Clare beat up our bitch sis.

>>34947828
Hold Mia's hand and summon whatever shit she drew.

>>34947888
Bad idea, but capcha says 10 10, so ok?

"Uhhh, sorry for waking you up." I mutter into the darkness of the blankets, "And my sister being a cunt."

"(That's ok)" Her voice is perfect for communicating in here, "(Still better than my family)"

"You're families worse than getting punched in the jaw mid coitus?" She giggles at the word, but offers no comment.

I nuzzle into what i think might be an elbow, as smacking sounds emit from outside the blankets. Ha, Erica's gonna be sore tomorrow.

"Just so you know, we weren't gonna... y'know, do anything to you in your sleep." I point out. I hear her nod, hair scratching against the blankets around her.

I hear the door slam, footsteps wandering off, but I can't tell how many.

>Stay in here and cuddle
>See how it's going
>Write in?

>>34947948
>>See how it's going

>>34947948
>See how it's going

>>34947948
>>See how it's going

>>34947948
Ask Claire to join cuddles

>>34947948
>>See how it's going

>>34947948
>>See how it's going
Ask Claire to join cuddles after that, if its going well.

>>34947948
>See how it's going

We pop our heads out from under the blankets, both girls are gone. Interesting.

I roll free of the blankets, creaking the door open, I check in the hallway. I can't see either girl anywhere, but Erica's door creaks, swinging slightly on it's joint.

The front door slams shut, loudly. At the other end of the house, I hear the whine of shower handles turning, pipes flowing in the bathroom.

>Check Erica's room
>Go out the front
>Check the Bathroom
>Wait here with Mia and...

>>34948047
>Wait here with Mia and...
Send Claire a text

>>34948047
>Wait here with Mia and Get a deck of cards, and play go fish, poker or something.

>>34948047
>>Check Erica's room
>Send Claire a text.

>>34948047
>>Wait here with Mia and..
Have some non-lewd fun. Talk to her about something

>>34948047
>Check the bathroom
Seems like something very bad happened.

>>34948071
Or some lewd shower fun is happening?

>>34948047
>Check the Bathroom
THAT CUNT BETTER NOT BE NTRING OUR WAIFU AWAY

>>34948047
>Check the Bathroom
Bitch needs to get her own girlfriend that isn't ours.

>>34948086
>>34948078
The front door slammed and the shower's on. They didn't both go in the same direction.

Pay closer attention.

>>34948058
This

>>34948047
>Wait here with Mia and...
Text Claire

>>34948114
I should go to bed is what I should do but thanks for pointing it out.

I shrug, turning back into my room. I send Claire a text, but I can't hear her phone go off anywhere. Oh well.

I grab a pack of cards from my bookshelf, "C'mon, let's play some go fish." I collapse back into my desk chair, leaning over the back of it, as Mia sits on the end of my bed.

We chat about how boring the afternoons lesson was for the first round, which I win, but that topic quickly runs dry.

"So...."

>How much of a shit is Nej huh?
>You wanna get revenge on whoever through that milk
>Does this note look familiar to you?
>What's the story behind those scars?
>Write in?

>>34948188
>Does this note look familiar to you?

>>34948188
>Does this note look familiar to you?
Any idea who M could be?

>>34948188
>Does this note look familiar to you?

>>34948188
>>You wanna get revenge on whoever through that milk

>>34948188
>You wanna get revenge on whoever through that milk
>Does this note look familiar to you?

>>34948188
Ask Mia, if she can cook?

I grab the note from my desk, "This mean anything to you? It was in a package outside my door."

She furrows her brow at it, but shakes her head. "(Don't know. What's it mean?)"

I shrug, "Fucked if I know. But it came with a box of condoms." I rattle the box idly in her face, eliciting a blush. "Uh, sorry." I throw it back to my desk. "So... do you know how to cook? I'm alright at it, but Claire's complete shit, you should see her Omelettes." I make a gagging noise.

She giggles, waving her hand in a so-so manner, "I'm alright, I usually do most of the cooking at home."

>Cool let's make something to eat
>Let's find out who threw that milk at us tomorrow
>So.... what's with the scars?
>Write in?

>>34948487
>Cool let's make something to eat
>Let's find out who threw that milk at us tomorrow

>>34948487
>>Cool let's make something to eat
>>Let's find out who threw that milk at us tomorrow

>>34948487
Maybe after we get revenge on whoever threw the chocolate milk, you can have a revengeance dinner. Also what a waste of good chocolate milk.

>>34948487
>Cool let's make something to eat

>>34948487
>>>Cool let's make something to eat
>>>Let's find out who threw that milk at us tomorrow

"Cool, let's whip something up then." I lead her to the kitchen, letting her lead as she throws together the ingridients for a pizza, she even makes the dough from scratch. "That's impressive." I nod, wishing I'd done home ec.

She smiles wordlessly in response, fully smiles too, revealing her rows of white teeth carefully brushed by the look of them, a few look kinda chipped.

"So tomorrow, do you wanna find out who threw that milk at us? You and Claire could probably scare the living Christ out of them now."

She nods after a moments though, "But I don't wanna scare them."

Claire walks in, towelling her hair off and sighing. "Fuck yes, pizza!" She exclaims, pulling a stool from the counter.

>Where have you been?
>What's with your teeth Mia?
>Feeling better Claire?
>Write in?

>>34948720
>>Where have you been?

>>34948720
>Write in?
Slide our hand over Claire's waist, ignore her chipped teeth and ask where she was

>>34948742
mias the one with chipped teeth

>>34948720
Ask about the teeth in a less mean way

>>34948720
>Where have you been?

>>34948720
>"What do you mean you don't want to scare them?"
>"Sup Claire, where'd you go?"

>>34948720
>>Where have you been?

Chipped teeth is a ting that happens to poor people. It's not a big deal.

>>34948720
Wait, who ran out of the house then?

>>34948720
>What happened in the end?

Do we really need to comment on Mia's every detail?

I can already put together the hints.
>chipped teeth
>self-harming scars
>mentions her family is shit
It's easy to see where this is going, and we could probably wait a bit before asking her about it. we only really started talking to her the day before.

>>34948720
Mia is a brit?

>>34948802
there were two people
one went into the shower
the other ran out

claire went into the shower, so by process of elimination we could then assume...?

>>34948812
You made my bloody laugh m8

>>34948790
>Chipped teeth is a ting that happens to poor people
Or people who have been in fights

>>34948821
It wad our dad?

>>34948821
...The cunt has left the building.

>>34948811
I feel the need to protect her smile. We have to get away from her or we might do something stupid.

"Where have you been then?" I ask her, eyebrow quirked.

She rustles the still wet towel at me, "Where do you think, ya dipshit?" She uses the insult with a smile, butting my shoulder with her head.

I wrap an arm around her neck, giving her a soft noogie. "Hey, ow." she playfully slugs me in the ribs. It still hurts.

"OW." I groan, leaning on the counter for support.

As the pizzas go in the oven, my sister walks through the kitchen, ignoring us and chugging juice straight from the bottle.

>What do?

>>34948720
>Feeling better Claire?

>>34948900
threesome route is already open

>>34948904
>shit-eating grin

or introduce her to mia I guess

>>34948904
"Hey sis, meet Mia. She likes to sketch. Mia, meet my sis Erica."

>>34948904
"Mia, wanna test kissing again?"

>>34948904
Want pizza?

>>34948843
I have never chipped my tooth in a fight.
the trick is to open mouth, and let the fucker punch the sharp side of teeth.

And I did not chip my teeth even then.

Unless she is getting hit with a baseball bat/club, the teeth probably ain't getting chipped.

And if she is being hit with a club in the head, there should be some other signs of that.

>>34948904
>ignore sister

>>34948942
you can so get your teeth chipped by getting punched. it happened to my dad. just because it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it can't.

>>34948942
Maybe she's working out? I've chipped my tooth on a shoulder press before. That shit stings.

>>34948904
How much pizza we have? Enough to offer Mike some, and ask him to cower us from sisterly retribution?

>>34948942
I broke a broke half of a guys front tooth off in a fight, with a punch. Also opening your mouth in a fight, wut the fuk u thinkin

>>34949002
I was thinking
"Fuck you dude, I gonna bite you"

Maybe if the dude had some tooth/calcium problems.

90% of chiped tooth cases I seen was from rocks in crappy food.

>>34949028
...what

>>34948904
Offer your abusive sister pizza and friendship with scarred girl in the hopes of assuaging her wroth.

Seriously we have got to try and bury the hatchet with her or we'll keep getting beat up mid-coitus and never unlock the wincest route.

>>34949028
Where do people find rocks in food?

>>34949049
3rd world problems lol.

Pea sup usually, sometimes bread.

>>34949028
Jesus fuck man where do you fucking live? Do you deal with speedfreaks constantly or something?

>>34948904
Ignore the bitch sis, talk to the nice people. Eat

>>34949028
Kek

>>34949049
Salt and vegetables

I cough, "Well, Eri, this is Mia, she likes to sketch stuff. Mia this is Erica, my sister, she's a huge dyke."

Erica glares at me, but walks over. She half extends a hand to Mia, "So how'd you get stuck with two nerds like these two?"

Mia takes the hand, smiling, "(Danny helped me with some bullies. Kinda. Actually I did most of the work.)" She grins at me, "(But he helped)"

Erica snorts, "Yeah? What, did he grovel at them extra hard?" All the girls laugh at that.

"Fuck all of you." I grouse, "Erica do you want a pizza too?"

She shrugs, "Sure. You kinda owe me after all that."

Mia cranks out a few more pizzas. "(We can take some for lunch tomorrow.)" She explains, as we all sit down, having our own dinner.

>Invite Mike
>Write in

>>34949065
>rocks in pea soup

do you live in... Hungary? Eastern Europe?

>>34949028
The only time I ever saw something like that was when my father bit into the goose we had bagged while hunting and found the slug from his shotgun.

>>34949071
Idk, but there is a police station, and a place where they cook opium across the park from me.

Also I went by a (illegal moonshine selling point) on my way to school, and saw the line of bums standing by it with bottles.

It ain't that bad, now that I started carrying weapons when I leave home.
>>34949120
Yup, Eastern Europe.

>>34949114
"I'd invite Mike, but I'm not sure he'd appriciate it all that much, what do you think sis?"

>>34949065
Detroit? I didn't know that pea soup was popular there.

>>34949114
Invite Mike!

>>34949128
>>34949129
other countries seem really lax on their food treatment policies

that shit would never fly in the tone zone

>>34949114
>Invite Mike
He won't want to join but be nice anyway,

>>34949114
>>Write in
Don't invite Mike, I seem to recall him having something against girls of the 3D variety.

>>34949163
>Tone Zone

that's what I'm calling this country from now on

>>34949163
Food treatment policies?
The fuck is that? No one can afford the taxed food lol.

>>34949163
>tone zone
I have no fucking clue what this phrase is supposed to mean.

>>34949114
Make another pizza and deliver it to his room. I think the one who gave us the package was Mike aka M

>>34949198
Australia. Tony Abbott.

>>34949198
australian prime ministers name is tony abbott

hence tone(y) zone

>>34949163
He thought he had got all the pellets out but he missed one, and this was in Rhode Island, America, dunno where you're from though chuckles.

So I was thinking, Mia looks weird in a big jacket, but she doesn't want to show her scars.

She'd probably look cute in a long-sleeved shirt? And if she's worried about the sleeves falling back, she can hide hairbands or something inside the sleeves to keep them there

>>34949114
Don't invite Mike; he's all 3D girls pig-disgusting.
Ask Mia if she's got any hobbies besides sketching, any other interests or skills.

Ask Claire if she wants to set up workout equipment here since she'll be spending more time with us.

>>34949284
Its not like we are inviting him to a 4 some. Just to eat pizza.
Mike is an ok dude.

"Should we invite Mike?" I ask my sister

"Sure, should be worth a laugh." She smiles, setting into a slice.

I head down the hall, knocking his door, "Mike? We have pizza... if you want some."

A grunt and the sound of him shuffling to the door, "Pizza, why's mum order in?"

"Uh, she didn't I think they both went to bed, my friend made some." I explain

He snorts, "Claire. I don't think I want anything she's cooked."

"No actually, my new friend. Mia." He just gives me a stare.

"These girls, all they are is weak willed and impure." He explains, wandering down the hall. I duck my head inside. Yup, he was playing a VN on his desktop.

Arriving in the kitchen, Mike's sat himself next to Erica, staring at his plate in silence as he chews. At least he seems to like the pizza.

>What do?

>>34949330
Bask in the awkwardness

>>34949330
Bring up the box
then >>34949341

>>34949330
>Shrug

>>34949330
Eat pizza then scratch balls and sniff

>>34949330
"Claire, Mia, meet my older brother Mike. He thinks girls are 3DPD so just ignore him and he'll ignore you. Also, my sister, Erica. If I get hacked to pieces, blame her."

>>34949330
Soo Mia it's getting late, do you think it would be alright to stay over? Or do you want us to walk you home or something

>>34949330
"Mia, this is Mike, my older brother. Please excuse him, he thinks all real women are 3D Pig-Disgusting. It's nothing personal, just a failing of his."

And again, ask Claire if she'd like to set up some workout equipment in our room since she'll be here more often.

Do we have a basement where we could set up a training room?

"Hey, Mike.... you didn't leave me a package did you by any chance?" He shakes his head. Well shit.

Oh well, I shrug, enjoying the rising tension of the awkward silence, until Mia snaps. "(H-hi, I'm Mia.)"

Mike flatly continues eating, pulling the newspaper over, he starts shuffling through it to the comics.

"Sorry Mia," I comment, "He thinks all three dimensional women are disgusting. It's nothing personal, just a failure of his quasi autistic mind." Mike flips me off, flipping the page again.

Erica stares up at the clock, wiping some melted cheese off her plate "It's pretty late Mia, do you have to be home any time soon? Or do you wanna stay here for the night?"

Mia nods at the second one, blushing.

I chime in, "She can

>Sleep with me
>Share with you Eri
>Have my bed, I'll take the couch

>>34949519
>Have my bed, I'll take the couch

>>34949519
>Have my bed, I'll take the couch

>>34949519
>Have my bed, I'll take the couch.

She's still not comfy with the whole lewds thing, so until she is let's take things as they come.

>>34949519
>>Have my bed, I'll take the couch

>>34949519
We should see if we can get an extra matters for the couch or something.

Can we loot one of the destroyed houses for free stuff?

>>34949519
>Sleep with Claire in my bed, I can take the couch
I like giving Claire a semi-average First World living standard. She's still got no hot water at her place.

>>34949519
Take the couch. Tutor claire a little then sleeptime.

>>34949519
>>Sleep with me
Us Clare and Mia

>>34949569
Yes, but don't tell sister that?

>>34949576
Are you kidding? Make it perfectly clear.

>>34949576
Why would we care what she thinks? She already hates us.

>>34949569
Seconding

>>34949589
She's just tsun tsun, anon

>>34949519
>>Have my bed, I'll take the couch

>>34949561
Seconding this. Let's see what Erica does when she figures out Claire is werewolves.

>>34949519
>>Share with you Eri
>Share with you Eri
Lets hook up our lesbro sister

>>34949519
seconding >>34949561

>>34949519
Claire and Mia takes the bed. We'll sleep on the couch.
>Have my bed, I'll take the couch

>>34949615
Kill yourself

We should do some family bonding with claire and sis. Take them to the park or a public pool or something.
Then lewds on the pool.

>>34949615
>lesBRO
She's a cunt mate

Are we going to get the option to let Claire move in permanently?

>>34949519
>>Have my bed, I'll take the couch
MENTLEGEN

"She and Claire can share my bed. I'll sleep on my couch." Mia thanks me.

"Ooooh, such a gentleman Danny." Erica comments, setting her plate in the sink. She flicks her hair off her neck for the heat. "Whatevs, I'm going to bed. I DON'T want to hear any more noise against my wall. Got it?"

I mockingly salute her and she walks into the hall. At some point Mike vanished back to his room, without a trace, his plate cleaned and drying.

"Ok, before bed let's

>Study
>Fet /git/
>Play some vidya
>Write in?

>>34949650
>Study
We did promise to help Claire in Maths.

>>34949628
Yes marriage
>>34949650
>Study
We have yet to do it

>>34949650
>Study.

>>34949650
Get /fit/
We need to get swole.

>>34949650
>Study
>Play some vidya
Also sleep cuddling with Claire and Mia

>>34949650
Part of me wants dem gains but... we should probably make up for the time we've taken out of Claire's studying recently.
>Study

>>34949650
>>Study

>>34949650
>Study
>Fet /git/
in that order

>>34949662
>>34949667
>>34949678
This

>>34949650
stoody

>>34949650
>Fet /git/
We haven't worked out in awhile

Mia and I help Claire with her math homework, "No dummy, calculating sine will not send you to hell, now do your work." I even actually start an english essay more than a day before it's due, scratching out a half arsed and padded first half of an essay on To Kill a Mockingbird.

"Have I mentioned I hate this book? Nothing happens, just this Boo Radley faggot locked in his house for two hundred pages, and then he's just some dude." I explain to Claire, she shakes her head woefully. "Yeah I get it, blah blah parrallels blah, nothing happens!"

She smiles her smug artsy smile, confident that she understands it more than I do.

I roll on to the couch as the girls huddle together on my bed.

I yank the duvet for myself and blur my sense into sleeping.

I wake up from some fucked up dreaming involving girls made of fire and ice and steel, all making out and laughing at me. "I need to lay off the crack before bed." I mutter aloud.

"Yeah, that stuff'll throw you right off balance." Claire tones, throwing a jumper over my face. "Hey, you reckon we can shift some of my stuff for excersising into your basement after school, I miss having a good exercise."

"I can't think of anything more exciting I could be doing on a Friday night." I tell her. "Mia, you sleep ok?" She nods, brushing knots out of her hair, tugging her jacket back on.

>Maybe we can get you a change of clothes too?
>We could just ditch and get the stuff now?
>C'mon let's get going
>Write in?

>>34949847
>>We could just ditch and get the stuff now?
Whoa Claire is straight up moving in with us now?
Fuck she moves fast.

>>34949847
>wanna get a change of clothes?

>>34949869
From the way Claire always seems to know what we've been talking about in the thread she must have the power to break the fourth wall too. She's seeing everything we put here and beating us to the punch

>>34949847
>Get a change of clothes

Time for another bully filled day at school!

>>34949869
Well, she's fucking a guy and her father is a jackass. It's understandable she'd be moving out.

>>34949847
>Claire prepping to move in without being prompted
Glorious.

>Maybe we can get you a change of clothes too?

>>34949847
>Maybe we can get you a change of clothes too?
We'll move the equipment after school. Moving stuff counts as exercise.

>>34949847
>Maybe we can get you a change of clothes too?
She doesn't have to wear it if she prefers the jacket, but at least she has the option.
Also, we ought to bum a few bucks off dad or mom.

>>34949847
>Maybe we can get you a change of clothes too?

>>34949886
Sure that's a given but you think the rels will be ok with it? I mean she's pretty much going to be a de facto member of the household at this point.

Then again we were fucking in front of our dyke sister so they'll probably be pretty easy going bout it.

>>34949847
We should check if we can get some of that free "destroyed" stuff after robot invasion.

Dich school carry stuff, and scout out a mattress or something?

>>34949847
>>Maybe we can get you a change of clothes too?

>>34949277
this plox

>>34949931
mom was astonished and pleased that we're actually not gay and are a somewhat functioning teenager while dad nodded in approval and continued reading his newspaper

I'd say they're okay with it

>>34949931
Dad: Don't care
Mom: Knows Claire's dad is never around
Sister: Don't care
Brother: Probably not okay with it but he can't do anything about it

>>34949946
Agreed

>>34949931
His mother will probably still be on cloud nine that he's heterosexual, his dad is disengaged/possibly vaguely in favor and his brother and sister can't force him to do shit. Danny's in the clear on this one, I think.

>Chuckles ButtTickler @PokeMangQM
>Laptop keyboard fucking died, gimme a minute to restart

This is why you put a protective cover over it when writing and fapping to your smut

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>>34949957
>>34949968
Haha nice to know our family is supportive.

>>34950087
way to go chuckles

>>34950087
hey, you can't prove that

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>>34950133

>>34950133
you totally fap to it

"Hey Mia, if you want, we can stop by a store and get you some new clothes on the way home too." I tell her, shrugging my school bag on.

She smiles, tucking her sketch book in her bag "I'd like that."

We head out, drifting down the road to school. I try to focus through most of class, only fantasising about murdering Nej once or twice.

That douchey sparkley kid's not in today, I notice the lack of splooshing sounds coming from the girls who sit around him.

At lunch, Joey Joe barges past me, pulling his hat over his face, as if he's trying to hide the scabbing over cuts on his face.

Not my problem, I got pizza to eat.

We take our dingy corner table as usual, but I share the side with Mia, the one that faces the rest of the cafeteria, scanning.

No one even seems to have, bought a milk, let alone looked our way. Nej is being indecisive, Joey and his friend Ken are talking about karate or judo or whatever, Sheen's being a whiny bitch. Normal lunch

I notice Chad laughing louder than usual today, and Cherise and her pet bitches are sitting at his table too. "Joy of joys, it looks like all our bullies are palling around together."

>Whatever eat and leave
>Other?


>>34950148
i meant the fapping part

>>34950192
>Eat and keep watch

do not cease surveillance. we are the eagle now

>>34950192
>eat and leavve

Chuckles don't lie to us, we all know your keyboard cut out because you hot glued it too much.

>>34950192
seconding >>34950212

and have Mia draw something sutle that will mess with anyone who tries to start shit, have the drawing ready in case, but we don't want it being some giant monster or soemthing, maybe a taser we can use?

>>34950192
Eat and keep watch (don't stare directly!)
Have defensive half brick or piece of extension cord at ready.

>>34950192
>>Other?
Aggressively make out with both girls in middle of cafeteria while flipping the bird to the bullies. Let the girls wreak havoc on said bullies.

Or, y'know, just wait and watch.

>>34950192
>Give Claire a kiss
>CLAIRE SMAAAAASH

>>34950192
>Whatever eat and leave
But don't let down our guard.

>>34950264
Somehow, this option doesn't seem so bad.

I lie in wait, asking Mia to sketch up a tazer in case anyone tries to fuck with us again. She argues saying a tazer's too much, downgrading it to a paintball gun.

Works for me, still hurts bitches. She tears the paper out and leaves it on the table, ready to go, but nothing happens. No one picks on us. Just ignored, like normal.

I'm almost disappointed as she tucks the paper back in her book. We leave the cafeteria, trudging the halls aimlessly, I teach Claire some more math.

Eventually the bell rings and we head back to class, which yet again passes uneventfully. In the hall after school, that pink haired girl bustles over to me, "Aha, I found you!"

>Do I know you?
>Hi, what's up
>Write in?

>>34950325
We COULD go full villain and have Claire make Chad get on his knees and beg us for mercy and forgiveness in front of the school, before we have her break all of his arms and legs.

>>34950368
How's your cat weapon thing?

>>34950368
>Hi, what's up?

>>34950368
>write-in
"Oh hey. Keeping yourself from getting hurt? Where's your cat?"

>>34950368
>Hi, what's up
>Do I know you?
Let's just go with it.

>>34950368
>Hi, what's up

Crap, she's not going to try and recruit Danny for something is she?

>>34950368
Youre looking better, avoiding acid spewing monsters then?

>>34950368
>>Hi, what's up
>Do I know you?

>>34950401
Do you seriously not remember her?

>>34950450
Not him but remember the golden rule:
>stay out of superhero bullshittery

>>34950368
>>Hi, what's up
I don't know what you want from a pair of totally random and unnoticeable pediatricians such as us, but what can I do for you?

>>34950368
>Hi, what's up

>>34950368
>Hi, what's up
>Do I know you?

We'll flatter her with the implication that her secret identity works worth a damn, and hopefully avoid being drawn into more superheroic bullshit than we already have.

>>34950465
>pediatricians

>>34950465
pediatricians

>>34950368
>Back for more Eh?
It's okay I know I'm a ladies man. Women are incapable of resisting me.

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"Hi, what's up?" I ask her, "Hows your cat bow thing?" I ask her as the hall clears.

It's head pops up out of her collar, staring at me. Thing gives me the creeps. "He's alright," Pinky says, "But I wanted to properly thank you for fixing me up properly. I'm Rosa by the way."

"Daniel, this is Mia, other chick who helped you was Claire. Well...."

>We could use some dosh?
>We could use a hand moving some stuff across town?
>You could give me a kiss?
>Other?

>>34950465

Did you mean pedestrians?

Because I'm pretty sure we're not doctors specializing in child care.

>>34950505
>>We could use a hand moving some stuff across town?

>>34950505
"Don't need anything myself, how about your Claire?"

>>34950505
>>>We could use a hand moving some stuff across town?

Perfect way to not seem altruistic, or creepy.

(also you cant ask for money right away, gotta talk to person for at leas t2 days before that)

>>34950505
>Bush/Cheney 2004
Where do you even get these images?

>we could use a hand moving some stuff across town?

>>34950521
This

>>34950505
FUCK YOU SUIDO KUBI.

Help moving stuff. This gets her off our back.

>>34950505
>"Ya know, Dosh is never a bad thing...but in lieu of obscene funds, how's about LETTING ME WORK THOSE DRILLS

>>34950521
This

>>34950537
Thats from Katawa Shoujo

>>34950505
>We could use a hand moving some stuff across town?

>>34950583
Wait does that means she's a cripple? Did she contract with the cat to be healed? Did we fix things the cat couldn't?

>>34950505
>we could use a hand

>>34950505
Hold up a second. Shadowrun time. What is the cat's name? If it starts with an M. We are clearly some sort of tool to imbue girls with magic and happiness so that it can kill us later for the sads.

"Actually we could use a hand. We're gonna go move some stuff from the caravan park across to my place."

She nods, bowing again, "I'm on it! Just point me in the right direction."

I just exchange a glance with Mia, "Uhh you can stop bowing any time now."

She straightens, setting on a serious look. "Like this?" She asks grimly as Claire sidles up.

"Well the thing is... we were gonna take Mia clothes shopping..."

>You can handle it on your own
>Wanna come with
>Other?

>>34950610
Making deals with tings is always a bad idea.
The cat is probably eating her soul or something.

We should totally charge some parts of sol or something for giving people powers. Ask the cat how we can get in on that, if we have the chance.

>>34950636
>Wanna come with

>>34950636
>wanna come with?
This girl is basically following orders, can you guys say maximum sub?

>>34950636
Wana come with? I mean.. if Mia don't mind?

>WHAT IS YOUR CAT MONSTERS NAME?

>>34950636
>>Other?
help move things over, with her help it will be done much faster, then we can go clothes shopping

I dunno guys, two girls is already plenty

>>34950654
Maxi-secret DOM. Wait.. shit.

>>34950636
>Wanna come with
Girls know about this shopping stuff, yeah?

>>34950636
>Wanna come with
We're shit with fashion, and Claire's not much better.
From a logical perspective, it makes sense to get someone with better fashion sense than us, even if it is only by a marginal amount.

>>34950636
Just show me what you want to move and me and Pinky will move the stuff.
>You can handle it on your own

>>34950667
Friends with benefits quest - it's kinda-actually-not-really like harem protag quest, except that we're only in a committed relationship with one of them.

>>34950667
We're not trying to start a harem, pinky's just a friend... I hope. Chuckles what are you planning?

>>34950667
We're just gonna be her friend, right? RIGHT?

>>34950705
We should convince the girls to get drill hair like her.
Or at least try. DRILLS!

>>34950705
Keep the cat well away from Clare and Mia.

Give it the old I'montoyou glare every now and again.

>>34950705
What is Chuckles planning anyways, stay as a background char or are we in the path to become an MC?

>>34950705
Lewds.

Always lewds.

>>34950732
probably the second

think about it: we've gotten a girlfriend, we've gotten a friend who we can lewd, we instill powers in others

we're totally on that path

>>34950727
What he will tempt them with? Power? The can get all the power they want form us for free.

Still good idea to warn them.

>>34950756
Unless it's power for us... or some protection on us. Think outside the box.

>>34950753
thinking about it further, we've probably already upgraded ourselves to named secondary character

we're certainly a plot device

>>34950753
no fuck that, we will forcibly stay a background character with our friends and our girlfriend, and we'll be damn good at it

fuck MCs

>>34950732
I always figured that we were doing cool stuff that the story doesn't focus on. We are lewding girls but at the same time we aren't gonna be the people that save the world

>>34950774
what happens if all the MCs get their shit kicked in?

also, we've been bullied by the MCs, but what MCs do you know that bully people? Man, look at the signs!

>>34950798
>what happens if all the MCs get their shit kicked in?
then that's their mess, we'll be at home studying and getting /fit/ and lewd with our girlfriend and Mia

>>34950753
We also have a mysterious benefactor called M. All the signs point to MC

>>34950811
I thought that the main character was the bumbling chosen one Sheen. We're too unremarkable for it

>>34950813
I think we're surrounded by MC's this area seems to be some sort of central point where they all show up. I'm guessing the shows just focus the panels on their specific characters and skip the part where they're all pricks.

"Wanna tag along?"

She nods, grinning and scratching her nose. "I think you'd look good in pink Mia!"

That in no way surprises me.

Of course, Claire and I are fashion retards, so we leave the choice to Mia and Rosa. Eventually they settle on a soft lavendar long sleeved tee. She stands in front of Claire and I, twirling.

"Looks good." I confirm. Of course, the three of us are broke ass bitches, so, with Rosa's help, we manage to split the outrageous cost of the shirt between us. "Since when do shirts cost more than thirty dollars?" I ask, bewildered.

The girls all give me withering glares.

Arriving at Claires' caravan we look around. There are fresh tire prints on her dads' parking spot, so he must have been back.

She hasn't mentioned him calling her at all, big surprise.

With a heft, Claire slings her punching bag over her shoulder, Rosa picks the bike up like it's made of feathers, and Mia and I carry the dumbbells in a box between us.

Claire ducks inside, grabbing a few more changes of clothes and some 'other stuff' that she refuses to elaborate on.

Eventually, Mia and I gasping for air, we all set our weights down on my front lawn. "Thanks Rosa." I gasp.

>Wanna come in for a while?
>You heard about anything on tonight?
>Well seeya
>Other?
>Seeya some other time

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>>34950813
We are at best the C.C. to our MC girlfriend/bfff.
Except we grant superpowers in the best possible way.

>>34950860
>Wanna come in for a while?
May as well

>>34950860
>>Wanna come in for a while?
Oh why the fuck not. Make our sister even more jealous.

>>34950860
>"So, I know where my dad keeps the vodka. Party time, yes or no?"

>>34950860
>Wanna come in for a while?
Get some cold drinks.

>>34950860
>Well see ya

I dunno aren't we bringing too many girls home? We're gonna end up being the crazy cat lady but instead of cats its cute teenagers

>>34950860
>Wanna come in for a while?

Avoid lewds though I don't trust that fucking cat.

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>>34950908
Smart man.

>>34950860
>Wanna come in for a while?
Look, the least you can do for someone who helped you with carrying stuff is to offer them a glass of water, iced tea, or juice (their preference).
And maybe she'll stick around and help us move the stuff downstairs into the basement and help clean it out.

>>34950860
'other stuff' as in feminine products, or 'other stuff' as in box of dildos?

>>34950860
>>Seeya some other time

>>34950860
>>Wanna come in for a while?

Also ask about the cat, and if the cat does creepy tings.

Also we must see whats in Claires box!

>>34950966
Bother our big sis about that she'd know what to look for.

>>34950990
Also maybe offer Ice tea (boil up some tea, ad ice cubes) if we have ice or something. We probably are thirsty after carrying boxes.

>>34950994
Naa, just open the box and check, when Claire is not in the room.

Should we bother our dad for an allowance?
Or at least, help with getting a part-time job of some kind?
Because if we can't even afford a shirt for a friend, we're pretty broke.

>>34951009
No point in bothering dad, he is more likely to ponder the editorials rather than pay attention to our question.

But yes we are mad broke we need to do some favors and errands for people

>>34950990
WHATS IN THE BOX CLAIRE, WHATS IN THE BOX?!

>>34951003
>Open the box.

Welp found Clare's dad... or what's left of him.

"Wanna come inside for a while?" I offer.

She wipes her brow, "Yeah, I could use some water or summin." She helps cart the stuff down the stairs, before we all retreat to the kitchen.

I distribute iced lemonade, as everyone fans themselves from the late spring heat.

Claire leaves to put the box in my room, before returning, sticky with sweat from carrying the bag.

Mia rolls the sleeves of her shirt up to help with the heat, before starting another sketch.

"Sooooooowuh." Rosa starts, "Whattaya you guys working out for? Gonna start wrassling giant monsters or something?"

We both shake our heads, "Dunno what you mean." I tell her.

She winks and makes a clicking noise with her tongue, "Gotcha."

>Sneak off and look through Claire's stuff
>Other?

>>34951110
>get /fit/
Time for some gains

>>34951110
>>Sneak off and look through Claire's stuff

>>34951064
When did Claire become Yuno?

>>34951110
>Other?

So that cat of yours isn't some sort of contracting magical monster that's eating your soul... right?

>>34951110
>get /fit

>>34951110
seconding >>34951136

>>34951110
>get /fit
>"Not so much wrassling giant monsters as douche bag frat bros, air headed cunts, and misanthropic sisters."

>>34951110
>Other?
"Nah, really not about being a hero like the other guys in class. Chad's a douche, and I just want to be able to deck him the next time he gets up in my face. Come on, Claire. Let's get some gains."

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>>34951155
N-No, whatever would give that idea?

>>34951160
We just went for a Jogs worth of exercise+ weight lifting.

Idk if we can train much right now. Long distance walking is as good of an excise as running.

Talk With Rosa about stuff?

We might lift a dumbbell while talking or something.

>>34951110
>>34951181
seconded

>>34951110
>/get fit
>"Mostly I just want to properly punch assholes that give me and Claire shit. Mia too now, I guess."

>>34951187
FUCK YOU KUUBI