>>35027951
You gonna post yet mang?

>>35028314
Yeah, just accidently deleted all of the one i had finished, sorry

>>35028331
That's always heart-breaking.

>>35027951
Her mother condition has been deteriorating rapidly in the past month, and since Layla shows a lack of concern we assume she's the cause of it. Her internet search history shows she has a disturbing interest in poisons and explosives, as well as some interesting forms of entertainment. Boss, for the love of all that is good and holy do not let this psychopath in the school, we got the autopsies of the victims of the fire, everyone of them had trace of a paralyzing agent in their blood, They were aware as they were roasted alive, you have to be fucked in the head to condemn someone to that fate. Also when we manage to catch her, she somehow poisoned Agent Rosebud and nearly escaped the van via and explosive she had hidden on her person, I recommend killing the little b..

The old man mad a mental note to punish agent morning dew for his unprofessional way of writing her file

"Alex: Unknown 5ft 6in unknown hair: unknown. eyes: unknown sex: unknown, freelance assassin

So we finnally caught your ghost sir, we lost two agents, and would have lost more if Agent Southernboy didn't realize Agent RedCarp was a good head shorter than he was earlier that day. He nearly escaped three times and in our efforts to recapture him, she killed three more agents, And then proceeded to mock us in their voices, he hasn't said a word since we captured...it. I hope this little bastard was worth all the trouble boss, and I hope to god I never have to work with it

The old man smiles, these were the most interesting hopefuls they had in a while, a good crop, a great crop in fact

"However I'm going to have to keep a close eye on you" the old man says picking up a folder

Which does he grab (choose MC)
[] Martin Fredrick
[] Layla Miller
[] Alex

>>35028552
>[] Layla Miller

>>35028500
>>35028500
Yeah it is, hope you enjoy it

>>35028552
>[x] Alex
Master of disguise HO!

>>35028552
>[] Layla Miller

>>35028552
>[x] Layla Miller
She sounds like a fun person to be around

>>35028552
i am torn between layla and alex but i am going to go
>[x] Layla Miller

>>35028552
>[] Martin Fredrick

>>35028552
>[x] Alex

>>35028617
I was as well, the other sounds boring.

>>35028552
[X] Martin Fredrick

>>35028552
>[] Layla Miller

>>35028552
>[x] Alex
>>35028639
Alex is obviously the blank slate, they're as fun as you want them to be

>>35028552
>[] Alex

>>35028552
>[] Alex

>>35028552
>[] Layla Miller

>>35028707
So generally speaking inconsistent and unfun.

I'll go with Layla.

>>35028552
>[] Layla Miller

>>35028552
>[X] Layla Miller

>>35028552
>[X] Alex

>>35028707
>/tg/ in charge of not picking the generic whore.

>>35028552
>[] Alex
Because Agent Mockingbird is the best name.

>>35028769
CUH-RAAZZY GURL always gets the fucking votes in these things, and it's bullshit.

>>35028552
>[] Layla Miller.

>>35028552
I'm gonna vote Alex. I want Martin, but I'd rather just push Alex in the hopes that Layla doesn't get picked. Seriously.

>>35028552
>[x] Alex

>>35028552
>[] Alex

>>35028733
>Implying the same can't be said about the whore.
only thing worse than a randumb girl is one which has psychopathic murderer as a "charm"

>>35028552
>[] Alex
Mimics are always the best class. Seriously.

>>35028552
>[] Alex
She? He? whynotboth.jpg

>>35028552
>[] Alex

>>35028878
So the spree killer is the one to go for?

>>35028878
Dude, it' an assassin school, murder IS the charm.

>>35028552

Layla

>>35028884
It's either a trap or a reverse trap. Either way, my boner is MORE than ready for this.

>>35028917
why not full trap?

>>35028552
>Alex

Okay, I know both are being samefagged, but I'm gonna say that Alex is being samefagged worse. Jesus guys.

>>35028943
No you are.

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>>35028943

>people have an opinion
>must be samefags

>>35028943
Welcome to character creation.

>>35028903
>>35028912
So? Better to have the "Rage Train" Martin or Alex aka Mr/s incognito than her.

>>35028972
Go on, try to tell me that we realisticaly have 30+ people here to vote on a simple character choice.

>>35028917
With sufficient ranks in Disguise, you can be anything you want to be.

>>35029001
We have 30+ people here to vote on a simple character choice.

That wasn't hard.

>>35028972
See:
>>35028942
>>35028891
>>35028884
>>35028883
>>35028873
>>35028866
>>35028850
>>35028786
>>35028764
>>35028757
>>35028754
>>35028732
>>35028731
>>35028727
>>35028707
>>35028687
>>35028679
>>35028631
>>35028620
>>35028617
>>35028613
>>35028608
>>35028606
>>35028584
Samefagging has to be going on here.

>>35029001
It is a lot of people for a first post in a Quest thread. Possible though.

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>>35029001
>>35028972
My sides are in orbit you guise
Why doesn't somebody roll like a 1d3 to pick, Jesus...

>>35028991
You just hate people who make their targets suffer, don't you.
You make me sick.

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>>35029018

It's not like there are a lot of choices, of course people are going to be posting the same shit.

>>35029018
There are even more for Layla, bro. Shut the hell up, it's the first vote, save your accusations for later.

>>35029021
Wait for the second poll, it'll get 6 results at best.

>>35028620
>>35028679

>Only two votes for Martin

Man, what the fuck. I'd at least like to know why he's suddenly so unhinged.

>[] Alex
Playing full on disguise master will be fun

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>>35029115

Martin is TedgyVme.

>>35029024
>not picking martin and going all hotline miami on your target's ass
You people would rather be a hateful bitch that poisons her own mother and horrible kills people indescrimenantly.
For shame.

>>35029153
What? Layla is the only edgy character I even see. Martin, as stated by the OP, was a normal dude until recently. We don't know why he did it, and because everyone pushes the crazy poison/serial bomber who apparently lives for the kill, we won't ever know.

>>35028552
Let us know when voting's over and you're writing pls

Sorry if this pisses anyone off, and I know this is going to cause a shitstorm


"It's been awhile since we've had one like you, little Layla, I have high hopes for you, little sprite, Now where did Matilda hide my whiskey"

The next day
You are Layla Miller, and your little game has finally ended. Some shadowy organization finally caught wind of your little "experiments" and captured you as you were walking home a couple of days ago. Now your mother can't get her special "Medicine". You wonder if you're going to some sort of secret prison for young criminals, maybe they're going to dump you in the desert somewhere, oh it's so exciting you can barely contain yourself. Sadly you're currently in what appears to be a straight jacket in dull grey room, so incredibly boring you may just lose your mind. And then suddenly, the iron door swings open

"Headmaster Marrows wishes to see you" the gasmask wearing freak says picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder 'don't resist, it'll be easier if you just stay still".

"Oh a headmaster?" You say laughing as you enjoy the change of scenery "So what, is this some kind of training ground for secret agents or something"

"No, it's the Academy of the lucky coin" he says in a monotone "The seventh oldest schools for assassins"

"ok you have to be fucking with me" You say "I mean a school for assassins, that seems like something out of a bad fantasy novel".

"Well it's real" He says in that annoying monotone "And please keep quite, this fucking mask amplifies everything I hear". You nod

"Thank you" He says happily

You stay silent for the rest of the time her carries you into a large room in which a large man is sitting struggling against his straight jacket, and a.....Person? with its face obcured stares ahead, like a machine, whatever it is creeps you the fuck out.
You get dropped on to a rather cold and uncomftarble chair. The gasmask freak leaves the room and you notice a desk with a large chair behind it.

>>35029258
I will, I should have done it this one but I went and got a sandwhich and forgot to before I started writing.

>>35029272
Eh, I don't really mind who won, I'm just glad to be past the samefaggotry.

>>35029272
>Sorry if this pisses anyone off, and I know this is going to cause a shitstorm
As long as we can see the others later it shouldn't be a problem.

If not, well Alex won the votes...

>>35029272
What do you do
[] try to talk to one of the others (Martin/Alex)
[] try to get out of this straight jacket
[] sit still and wait for whatever happens to happen

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>>35029328

I like this idea. OP fucked up by creating characters that were all pretty interesting.

>>35029345
>[] try to talk to one of the others (Martin/Alex)
Alex
>[] try to get out of this straight jacket

>>35029345
>[] try to talk to one of the others (Martin/Alex)
Martin.

>>35029345
Have our poisoned toenails been trimmed? If not, kick him in the shin and say it was for kidnapping.

>>35029328
>As long as we can see the others later it shouldn't be a problem.
Yeah, I would hate to be stuck playing the scheming poisoner and not get a chance to play the others sometimes

>>35029296
S'all cool. It would avoid the bitching that will come now because people kept voting.

And;>>35029345
[x] try to talk to one of the others (Martin)

>>35029272
>>35029345

Search the desk.

>>35029399
If Layla ever ends up needing a few days off to nurse and injury, you can see the world through the other two's eyes,since I do want to write as them

>>35029436
That sounds good, and you could always switch to them during downturns and lowpoints or when not much is happening for Layla or want to show something through their eyes

>>35029436
Could always rotate them every thread. Then everyone wins.
Or let the players pick who they want to follow on a mission or some shit.

>>35029568
Did you not see the opening shit storm in character select? Switching every thread wouldn't be terrible, though it would be a very confusing plot, but letting anon pick would kill the thread faster than waifu wars

>>35029424
You would search the desk, but you are currently in a straight jacket it

>>35029389
Yeah you could just...oh right you weren't able to make a poison that wouldn't effect you as well before you were caught, dammit

>>35029404
>>35029404

"Hey Big guy" You shout towards the struggling mountain of a man "what you in for?". He turns to you

"Loving my mother" he says "and being a jackass to think I could trust those bastards"

"Oh that explains precisely nothing at all " You say.

"Killed a couple of people for a lot of money, got captured, now I'm here" He says angrily

"Oh that's nice, I poisoned my father, mother, several of my peers and teachers, and set my school on fire" you say smiling.

"Oh god get me the fuck out of here" he whispers

>>35029369
"what about you, freak?" You ask
and hear your own voice respond

"None of your concern, pest" it says
You decide to not press the issue further

The chair swivels around after a couple of minutes and you see an small old man, with a large beard sitting in it

"Hello, Martin, Layla, And.....Alex?" He says "I am headmaster Ulysses Marrows, and I am happy to welcome you into our little family of killers". he smiles wider than you thought possibly, his suit a deep red with some strange stains on it

"Now I know you must have a lot of questions" He says "but I don't care, killers do their best work when they're confused, all you need to know is you're now above most of societies morality".

He gets up and begins to walk towards you, his shoes clacking on the ground loudly.

"So you'll begin classes tomorrow evening, be assigned a roomate tonight, and get your first job in a week or two"

"Job?" the big one shouts "the hell you one about". The old man ignores him and walks back to his desk

"Now I have important work to do so, Agents Horsefur, Firefly, and December, come pick up are new wards" He says happily "Also, just between you and me, You're most likely going to die within the year.

>>35029746
It's less a poison and more an applicator. A fake toenail with a faint divot to put some dry stuff into will need to be completely submerged to get the poison off, or the nail removed.

>>35029746
before any of you can react, three gasmask freaks pick you up, or well drag the big guy. After a bit of walking and twisting around corridors,You find yourselves in front of a large door, that swings open with a ominous creak. You're nearly blinded as sunlight pours in and assaults your eyes.

The Gasfreaks undo your straight jackets and hand you a piece of paper with the number 1856, you assume this is your room number

And then they disappear back into the building

the big guy seems dazed and confused about everything
and the creep seems to be observing everything around him...her...it

What do you do
[] wander around
[] go to your room, you want to meet your roomate, see if they're allergic to anything
[] try and talk to the other two

>>35029746
>You're most likely going to die within the year
Now, is that directed at us the assassins, or his agents?

>>35029868
>[x] go to your room, you want to meet your roomate, see if they're allergic to anything

>>35029869
Yes

>>35029868
>[] go to your room, you want to meet your roomate, see if they're allergic to anything

>>35029868

Meet the roomate, learn their secrets

>>35029272
Well, this dialogue is very dull.

You seem to be more interested in OOC than your own damn story.

>>35029926
I'll try to liven it up, sorry about that

>>35029868
>Go to your room, you want to meet your roomate, see if they're allergic to anything

How many roommates do we have to kill before they just give us our own room, do you suppose?

>>35029987
Going to guess until we get a roommate that kills us first.

>>35029926
Which is not to say this quest is totally a bust so far. It has very interesting character concepts. It just feels like they are all dolls so far. The dialogue is flat and lifeless, their actions are also very unrealistic, you do way too much OOC chatter (focus on your story), and all told, it just doesnt seem like you are a very good writer. Stick to playing quests and games for a while, is my advice. Writing and hosting is a different league- You have to manually lug the story, dialogue, and everything else around, having only supplanted ideas from the audience. Dont ask me for help though, I am just as bad at dialogue.

>>35030051
What?

There have been infinitely worse first threads in quests than this. This ain't half bad.

>>35029868
[] go to your room, you want to meet your roomate, see if they're allergic to anything

>>35030051
what the fuck are you reading anon

go see some of the other quests for bad writing, this is plenty fine and in sizeable quantities

>>35028822
I agree, it's not really surprising though.

You smile to yourself as you walk away from the door. Oh I've been needing a new guinea pig anyways, You think to yourself as you try to go unnoticed among the crowd. You notice that while most of them are around your age, several are adults and yet still wear a uniform, how odd. This place is actually quite nice, one the outside at least seeing as it's pratically smothered in flowers and statues that look like someone stole them from ancient Greece. Outside of a massive building that more resembles a mansion than a school, not far from the one you were held in, you find a large map and make a mental note of were your room is.

The inside is dull and you don't pay much attention to some of the noises you hear from the various rooms you pass. after what seems like hours you find room 1856, and see two names on cards by the side

Layla Miller
Maria Smith

What are boring name, you think to yourself as you open the unlocked door. You stand there for a moment, shocked that someone would leave a door unlocked in a place like this. You're slightly worried for your safety as you walk in, as you realize only a fool or someone confident in their ability to kill others would leave their room unlocked.

You hear scream and a gun shot rings out, nearly deafening you.

You soon realize you didn't actually get shot, and find yourself staring at a girl slightly taller than you, with glasses and messy black hair, holding her ears. You also notice she's wearing what appear to be a set of pink pajamas. You also feel a very familiar urge rising within yourself

What do you do
[] introduce yourself
[] grab the gun
[] make yourself at home

>>35030051
Right Headmaster, second pro tip! (after my first regarding letting us know when voting is over);

Have a thick skin.

It's been of a very good quality so far, the dialogue is a little stiff, otherwise good start! Remember most neckbeard virgins that post in /tg/ are unsociable at best, throw in anonymity...

>>35030354
>[x] introduce yourself

>>35030354
>[] introduce yourself

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>>35030354

Oh god, that startled me.

Kill her.

>>35030354
>[] grab the gun
>[] introduce yourself
>[] make yourself at home
in that order

>>35030354
>Introduce yourself.
"My name's Layla, we've both killed people. So how's this gonna fly? We gonna play at killing eachother, help eachother survive, or just pretend we live alone?"

>>35030419
Anon, if we were Alex or the other guy, we could, but we picked poison wench, so it would take months

>>35030441
this is good, maybe put some emphasis on helping each other survive

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>>35030460

Oh no, I didn't realize my actions would have consequences.

>>35030481
>Oh no, I didn't realize my actions would have consequences.

That's a very common problem for quest goers.

>>35030460
Anon, she's isn't JUST poison. She deals in explosives too. It's also shown that she's not adverse to just setting somebody on fire.

You smile and walk closer, her aim is horrible so even if she did manage to man up and grab the gun to and pull the trigger again, she'd probably miss any of your vitals. Oh she's going to be fun to play with, may even need to keep her around for a while.

She looks up at you like a wounded rabbit, and you notice her brown eyes are bloodshot and have bags under them. She looks at the gun, then at you.

"My name's Layla" You say grabbing her shoulders, smiling "I'm your new roommate, which means that we've both killed at least one person, so we already have something in common, isn't that wonderful Maria, I'm sure we'll be good friends, so long as you don't point a gun at me again".

"And what if I do?" She says her voice cracking "I mean there are no rules against it, I don't mean I'd shoot you I just mean that, oh forget it".

"Look, we're roommates aren't we?" you say grabbing her hands "we're supposed to get along, and if you point that gun at me again, Well, you'll find out, but I really don't want it to come to that ok?"

"Ok, just, please knock next time, you nearly gave me a heart attack" She says as you let go and begin wandering about the room "A..and don't touch my things or". You silence her with a glare. Ok, so she's a coward, well it's better than a bloodthirsty bitch, you guess

What do you do
[] begin looking at her things
[] explore the room
[] talk to Maria about something

>>35030754
>[x] explore the room
Maybe with;
>[x] talk to Maria about something

>>35030754
>[] explore the room
>[] talk to Maria about something
ask why the door wasn't locked, and get the rundown on how things work around here

>>35030397
>>35030091
>>35030284
>Look at the other threads for bad quality!
>This isnt even bad

For one, I never said other threads have good writing either. Meanwhile, this is the worst written threads I have seen in at least a month.

>>35030354
"This place is actually quite nice, one the outside at least seeing as it's pratically smothered in flowers and statues that look like someone stole them from ancient Greece"

>All of these dropped pronouns
>All of these missing commas

Some of these could be a mistake, sure, but they are a repeated mistake at the best, which makes me think that they are actually a part of his writing style. A bad part.

>>35030754

>[x] talk to Maria about something
>[x] Scottish independence

>>35030998
>this is the worst written threads I have seen in at least a month.
Clearly then this is the only thread you've read this month, so fuck off and go look for Pulitzers elsewhere

(fuck random nose bleed)

You begin to look around the room, it's actually a decent size, and to your disappointment doesn't have anyplace to cook or poison food. it does however have a bathroom, which to your delight has can of air freshener, the flammable type.

"So Maria" You say as you look under one of the beds "What did you do to get in here".

"Well I...well, I don't want to talk about it" She says

"Oh come on you can tell me, what's your kill count?" You say laughing.

"Eight" she says calmly "with my own hands"

"Jesus, that's impressive, and unexpected" You say standing back up "Personally I like my hands to be clean but hey to each there own I guess"

"Yeah well, It's not like I meant to do it" She says "It was an accident'

"Oh sure it was" You say in a mocking tone "they all say that don't they, also what are the rules on killing other students".

"T..there are none" She says backing away from you "I mean they don't really like it when you do, but they don't care really".

"and that's why you got to keep your door locked, someone might want to, you know" She makes a shooting motion with her hands.

"Then why was your door unlocked" You say sitting down on one of the beds

"It was?" she says with her eyes gone wide "I thought you just had a key or something".

"How are you still alive?" You ask her with a giggle.

"Well I just stay out of everyones way and don't try and kill anyone" She says slightly holding her head in shame "and it's worked so far hasn't it"

"I suppose" You say falling back on to the bed "Is there anything to do around here besides kill eachother?"

"Well of course, there's a gym, and they supply us with anything we ask for" She says, suddenly blushing "well most things at least".

"Wonderful" You say closing your eyes

"Uh, I got some movies we could watch" She says "I mean we're first years, and it isn't really safe for us to go walking around yet"

>>35031329
How do you respond
[] drag her outside to go explore the school
[] agree to watch movies with her
[] sleep
[] leave the room to explore by yourself

>>35031358

>[x] agree to watch movies with her

This shit is so adorable I can feel my heart stopping. Also, I want to figure out what she meant when she said "most things".

>>35031358
>"How do I go about asking for things?"
If it's simple, ask for the things needed to make a few simple paralytics, a few notched finger knives, and a tripwire. We'll boobytrap the door every night before going to sleep.

>>35031358
>[x] agree to watch movies with her

Gain her trust. she might tell us about an allergy/her usual routine

>>35031358
>[] agree to watch movies with her
and >>35031400
then
>[] sleep

>>35031329
Your dialogue with Maria is good, it fit's her character for and all of that.
But Layla's lines are just all over the place. It feels like you haven't quite gotten her character down in your head and it's showing in your dialogue. Sometimes Layla's catty and coy, othertimes disinterested, and yet other times boringly... normal in the way she talks.

>Jesus, that's impressive, and unexpected" You say standing back up "Personally I like my hands to be clean but hey to each there own I guess

This line in particular doesn't really fit the rest of her personality. I know I'm being nitpicky, but work on the MC's dialogue some please. It will improve the overall flow the the story.

>>35031584
Jesus Christ if you going to be constantly nitpicking everything shut the fuck up and save it for the end of the thread or fuck off.

>>35031584
She's a chick who likes killing, relates to other people who like killing, and is fairly normal otherwise.

>>35031584
>This line in particular doesn't really fit the rest of her personality
She uses poisons and explosives and you say this?

Now I know you're trolling, fuck off tard.

"Fine, it's not like I have anything else to do" You say sitting up. The noise she makes nearly makes you jump out of your skin in surprise, and with speed you didn't know she possessed, she runs to closet and pulls out a cart covered with dvds, VHSs, a couple of blue rays, and topped by a large and square tv.

"Oh I know just the movie, have you ever watched the original godzilla?" she asks as she hurriedly searches through the pile of videos "because it's wonderful"

"No?' you say "also how do you ask for things you need, just curious"

"Oh the request office" She says as she moves to close the door "one of the few places murder is actually prohibited". She turns of the light and presses a button on the tv, turning it on with a brrt. She sits next to you with an expression similar to a excitable child.

"oh I wish we had popcorn" she says bouncy up and down.

This may have been a mistake

Several hours later
Maria is asleep and you're watching godzilla fly across the screen via atomic breath, some how. It actually was pretty nice. You gently push her off and cover her with the blanket. You look around the room. it's dark outside and you have nothing to do, besides sleep or explore the campus at night.

What do you do
[] explore (danger danger danger)
[] sleep

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>>35031584

You need to chill your nips, my friend. The kind of people who run around blowing people up and poisoning people: not exactly noted for their sanity.

OP, you got this shit.

>>35031675
>[] sleep
but first make sure the gun is loaded and within reach and the door is locked

>>35031629
>>35031634
>>35031653
The instantaneous hate. It... makes me laugh. This is my first post on this thread, and you all assume I'm that other anon. You three obviously don't understand the words "constructive criticism".

>>35031675
>[x] explore (danger danger danger)
Procure L85A2-chan from the request office.

Avoid the guy that shoots potassium rounds.

>>35031675
>[x] sleep

If someone like Alex can exist, I'm sure others can hunt in the dark. Lets sleep.

>>35031723
>You three obviously don't understand the words "constructive criticism".
I understand them well, but spewing about it right now is unproductive, save it for the end of the thread instead of shitting things up, because you are not being constructive at all.

>>35031675
>[] sleep

>>35031675

So wait, would it be safe to explore, because I feel like it might not be, but I'm getting some mixed messages here.

Seriously though, let's catch some z's. After McGyvering the door, of course.

>>35031675
>sleep
>MAKE SURE DOOR IS LOCKED

>>35031765
It's nighttime in murder McStabby school, its anything but safe

>>35031765
>After McGyvering the door

Yes. Also, sleep with our head against the same wall as the door. That way, if anyone shoots at the bed, it's likely to be a body/leg shot instead of in the head.

>>35031792
>Locked
>In a school of assassins, no one can pick a lock.

Anon, pls. Booby traps.

>>35031823
BUT SOME CANT!

ITS AN EXTRA (if partial) LAYER OF DEFENCE!

SUPLIMENT WITH IEDS AND DEADFALL TRAPS!

>>35031823
We don't have materials. Let's go for barricade, instead. At least then, they have to make some noise and little miss triggerhappy here can have at it.

Watching godzilla beat the shit out of several other monsters really took it out of you, then again it may have been Maria shouting everyother scene.
You get up, turning off the tv and checking to see if Maria locked the door, she didn't. It'll be harder to keep her alive than it would be to kill her, seriously how the hell did she end up here.
You lay down on the other bed, it's cold, you kind of regret moving from Maria's but you eventually find a comfortable spot and manage to drift off into sleep soon enough.

Your dreams are weird, you're a puppet, covered in slime, hunting down a small child, your dreams never make sense, and you awake with the regular tiredness, the see Maria already dressed in the apparent school uniform

"The headmaster called an assembly, you should hurry" She says grabbing her gun and rushing outside.

You get dressed and manage to catch up to her somehow in your daze of sleep. She doesn't shut up about godzilla as the two of you follow the horde of students to the a large room that looks like a miniature coliseum.

"Now" the old man from yesterday who's name you didn't care enough for to remember "I am glad all of you have actually gathered here today, since I have an important announcement, now as you well know you can just go to your classes and be taught the arts of killing, or if you're lazy or just craving some blood, you can kill your fellow students to show you already know how to do it". That, isn't good at all, you...you don't having any poison,and not a single homemade smoke bomb, you don't feel very good

You turn to see Maria staring at you, scared.

"Oh please, I wouldn't kill you to get out of a class" You say, causing her to smile somewhat"

"However" He continues "If you're caught, you will be punished, and forced to attend classes, That is all, besides the fact it is taco Tuesday, and Agents Horsefur's birthday, dismissed"

You sit there thinking as everyone else leaves, each one a possible threat, besides Maria

>>35032084
You need something to defend yourself
What do you do
[] to the request office (possible danger)
[] to a class (which one, poisoning, stealth, CQC, firearms, explosives, disguise 101, PE, art)

>>35032119

To the request office!

>>35032119
>[] to the request office (possible danger)
get some knives to at least protect ourselves and get some materials for bombs and poisons
then
>[] to a class (which one, poisoning, stealth, CQC, firearms, explosives, disguise 101, PE, art)
CQC

>>35032084
>[x] to a class: firearms.
Please have L85A2-chan.

>>35032242
Anon, if you want a bullpup, atleast get a good one like a MSBS

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>>35032242

Damn it /k/!

>>35032119
>[] to the request office (possible danger)
We need shit for poisons. Instead of a dagger for fighting, how about some hypodermic needles so we can carry around poisons with us? Would probably be best considering our current style.
>[ ] Class
Disguise 101, or CQC. Let's check out art later.

>>35032284
>Instead of a dagger for fighting, how about some hypodermic needles so we can carry around poisons with us
whynotboth.jpg

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>>35032300
you mean pic related?
Sure, why not both actually. I was being stupid.

>>35032119
[] to the request office
Get Potassium (highly reactive with water, which is 70% or body mass) and liquid magnesium (liquid agent to make everything into a poisonous liquid.

>>35032119
>Go to the request office
Get fingerblades, some industrial bleach, a pair of rubber gloves, and whatever makes our favorite poisons.

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>>35032274
You thought it was /k/, BUT IT WAS I /AK/!
>>35032271
But L85A1 a cutie, so L85A2 must be cute and more deadly!

>>35032356
>Get fingerblades
sum wot?

get a decent knife or two, like a Fairbairn Sykes or a Microtech Halo

>>35032446
>But L85A1 a cutie, so L85A2 must be cute and more deadly!
I'm sorry anon, but A1 chan was completely gutted by HK to make A2 chan, she's a german robot with the face of a brit now

>>35032462
A finger blade. A small knife blade that fits into the convex curve of the index/middle finger. Very sharp, useful for leaving small, hardly noticeable cuts, very apt for administering poisons.

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>>35032274
That webm makes me so happy.

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>>35032526
I'd prefer something like a Benchmade SOCP Dagger for that stuff

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>>35032490
>That mental image of a screaming A1 chan straped down to a table while she is slowly butchered by the Germans.

You son of a bitch.

Y-You...

*sobbing sounds*

You need, poison, sharp things, maybe a gun despite not knowing how to use one, you walk cautiously, keeping your distance from anyone too twitchy or too calm looking. This tactic seems to work as you don't get attacked, or see anyone get attacked, which does nothing to calm your nerves

[event]
As you approach the small, grey block of a building that looks very much out of place among the flowers and spike iron fences, You hear a scream from above, followed by a crash, you turn to see some unlucky bastard land, jaw first on one of the spikes, which you now realize are quite sharp, he reaches out towards you and gurgles, tears flowing down his eyes as he struggles before falling limp

You look and see a familiar face in the window, the big guy from before, looking quite pissed off with a cut along his cheek. You look towards the dead student, with his short brown hair, and shake your head

"Stupid bastard" You mutter as you continue walking
[event end]

You open the door and see a ratty looking man in a lab coat behind a glass pane, reading what looks like a raunchy magazine.

"uh hello" You say trying to get his attention.

He looks up at you "What is it?" he asks adjusting his coat as he stands up.

"I'd like some well, lets see" You begin to think "A knife, a combat knife to be precise, some potassium, liquid magnesium, three bottles of sleeping pills, four syringes, a pack of rubber gloves, industrial bleach, a lighter, and a backpack" You say smiling.

"Do you want a diet coke with that?" He asks laughing at his own stupid joke "Yeah give me a minute, So you like poison do ya, I like poison to little girly, such a prettier method of killing people, don't ya agree".

"It's the easiest method besides explosives, and I supposed it is kind of pretty, I guess" You say. he laughs

"Doesn't leave any marks, and anyone can do it, what's not to love, eh" He says bringing out a pink and purple backpack "I took the liberty of filling it for ya, have a nice day"

>>35032673
A quick check shows, that he did in fact pack it for you, along with a cold diet coke with a note saying "come again soon, deary", You may have to kill this man later.

What do you do
[] the hunt begins (danger)
[] go to a class
[] wait I forgot something

>>35032604
What we're asking for is something about 2-3 inches long. Impossible to see usually.

>>35032721
>[x] wait I forgot something (weapon)
You need a weapon...

>>35032721

Let's go to art class.

We may be crazy, but we're also civilized.

>>35032721
>[] go to a class
And strap our knife to the small of our back.

>>35032740
I actually carry a SOCP and you would not believe how easily it disappears beneath clothes, but we could have smaller poison coated ones too

>>35032721
>Go to class(CQC)
>Dispose of diet coke

>>35032721
>"Oh, do you have that first King Kong movie, too? If I have to watch Godzilla one more time I'll need a new roommate."

>>35032782
mind if I roll to see what class you go to?

>>35032842

I like it.

>>35032842
we should probably go to CQC class, we already know poisons well enough, but applying them and using our blades if we need to will require skill

>>35032782

Yes, our character is clearly more of a pepsi fan.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>35032865
>>35032868
mostly to decide between art and CQC really

>>35032842
I say poisons. More recipes never hurt, and we might be able to talk to some of those interested and get a market going in this school.

>>35032890
I'm just paranoid a man who admits to like poisoning people gave us a drink we didn't ask for or want.

>>35032721
>Go to a class (CQC)
Gotta remember them basics man

You decide not to kill someone and make your way to the CQC class. It's in an open and dead field, the students sit in a circle around who you assume to be the teacher, a somewhat short man, with a missing eye, greying hair, and a what you call a hobo beard

You sit next to a black boy that looks your age, his dead, cold eyes looking at your pack. You move it away from him

"Now class" The short man says "I may not have trained in a fancy special ops, or some god of fucking war, but I have killed over two hundred men with my bare hands, and there is one thing I have learned, if you want to survive in close quarters combat, you have the be quick and smart, and know how to use your opponent against themselves".

He takes a deep breath

"I could kill anyone of you in mere moments" He says smiling "a kitten would present more of a challenge, hell even a worm". You think he's trying to goad one of you into charging him, it doesn't work, it actually a bit funny, really.

He glares at every student.

"Ok, you've passed the first test of keeping you emotions undercontrol, you fucking disgraces" He turns his back, looking over his shoulder, before shaking his head and muttering something

"We'll start actual combat training in a day" he says sadly walking off "dissmissed".

"How is that man a teacher?" You ask the boy next to you. He just shrugs his shoulders

Well that was enlightening
what do you do now
[] another class
[] try and kill someone (how)
[] try and find someone

>>35032960
This guy.

Let's give it to Maria. Best case: She likes us more. Second best case: We get a new roommate.

>>35033156
Oh and see if she can get some spiked knuckles from the vendor guy.

>>35033185
>At least dip our knife in the bleach, pour some in the sheathe.
Let's go to explosives class. Maybe they'll give us some materials.

>>35033185

Art class.

>>35033185
>[] another class
Shooting, because Dakka

>>35033185
>[] another class
poisons or bombs

>class(explosives)
I think we should get a tranq/dart gun and shoot toxic darts at people.

>>35033563
maybe make a poison that turns people into bombs?

>>35033185
>[] Another class
Disguise 101. We use poison, gotta get them disguise skilz

You decide you need some work in explosives, seeing as the last one you made barely blew the doors of the van they took you here in off.
You begin walking towards the explosives class when suddenly

[event]

"Pssst" A voice calls out to you, and you turn and see a girl in a little alley between buildings, she's wearing a hoodie with bunny ears and her eyes have a deranged fire in them, though they're nearly hidden by her blond hair "come over here"
her hands are in the coat's pockets and she's smiling weirdly
What do
[] run (DANGER DANGER DANGER) (roll 1d20+ 5)
[] Go over to her (DANGER DANGER DANGER)
[] prepare a syringe full of poison stealthily (roll 1d20) (DANGER DANGER)
[] charge her and hit her with you backpack filled with bullshit (roll 1d20)

>>35033642
>[] prepare a syringe full of poison stealthily (roll 1d20) (DANGER DANGER)
we roll now or when votes are tallied?

>>35033683
Now

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35033642

Poison syringe.

>>35033642
Poison syringe
>>35033697
We got this right? It's not a crit fail right?

>>35033697

Aw yes, critical syringe filling.

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>>35033697

>>35033642
>[] prepare a syringe full of poison stealthily.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35033696
right then, what are dice rules, high or low, crits and whatnot?

>>35033697
nicely done

>>35033731
high, simpler that way
also when the time comes, should I archive or should one of you? just asking to get it out of the way and prepare

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>>35033697
Our battle cry

>>35033753
I thought QM's usually archived the thread. No harm in asking one of us to do it though, just be clear.

>>35033753
you should archive, keep them organised, we might not know what to put for descriptions and tags

You reach into your backpack and pull out the potassium and a syringe, somehow filling it without her noticing, maybe it's the hair covering her eyes, you do not know, really

She walks backwards, drawing you deeper into the alley, still not aware of the liquid death in your left hand. She gets to the back and pulls out a large kitchen knife, not doubt hoping the garbage behind you would cause you to trip, making and easy kill. She raises the knife to high during her first stab, allowing you to jab her in the neck and press down, she only manages to cut you shirt and a bit of your arm before you pull back and slowly walk backwards as her attempts grow wilder and wilder as her breathing grows more labored. She collapses soon enough, and looks up at you like a wild animals, knowing her time on this earth was over, marvelous. you'd make a horrible doctor

do you finish the job, or walk away

>>35033642
This is the bitch from the OP right?

>>35034116
Also I accidentally deleted the first version of this post, once again

>>35034116
Warn her to work with us or leave us be, else we'll kill her next time.
>walk away

>>35034125
No the bitch in the OP has a bunny mask/helmet thing, the person you just filled with potassium has a bunny hoodie, but bitch from the OP is around

>>35034116
Experiment on her.

>>35034116

KILL HER! FINISH WHAT WE'VE STARTED!

>>35034174
This

>>35034116
seconding >>35034174

>>35034116
Finish it now. Preferably from a distance, wouldn't want her slashing an artery in her death throes.

>>35034116
Also make sure she's alone in this ally, on the off chance she has a partner we wouldn't want them sneaking up on us.

>>35034282
>>35034201
seconding these

>>35034116
Take her shit, then cute her throat with her own knife. It'll hide the injection site and make the cause of death just a little bit trickier.

>>35034116
No need, the potassium in her blood stream should cause irreparable damage and internal damage, too hard to repair.

This bitch was dead that needle touched her. Thus >>35034174 's suggestion is useless. She's already dead.

>>35034361
>cute her throat
so paint it pink and cover it in frills?

(make sure to tell me when I should archive)
You giggle as she struggles to get up and slash at you again

"Yet this serve as a warning" You say laughing at her pathetic attempts to take you with her to hell "If you somehow survive this, which I highly doubt, I mean you could, never really worked with potassium before, to not fuck with me, but luckily for you, I want to visit some classes instead of killing unskilled trash like yourself, so count yourself lucky, ms bunny hoodie"
She growls at you as you walk away and throws her knife at you, it nearly hits before she starts wheezing

You think about ending her suffering and taking her hoodie, but it's already covered in her vomit and dirt, disgusting really.

you realize you're getting hungry as you leave your work to wheeze and gasp until it dies, horribly

What do you do
[] go get somefood (Safe)
[] go to the explosives class you were meaning to go to
[] give someone the coke

>>35034190
Are they related?

The whole bunny thing says that to me.

>>35034542
maybe, might want to watch your back

>>35034532

Let's get some fucking food. Classes are for scrubs. Except for art class, which is the best.

>>35034571
Where's the shop class where you're taught how to make and wield makeshift weaponry correctly? How to figure out which size/shape rock would be excellent for bashing, what part of a metal lamp to hold, etc.

THus far in the school, we have:
>An eveseror: Martin
>A Venenum Assasin: Layla
>A callidus: Alex
>A Vindicare: Maria
And other assorted assasins.

>>35034532

[] go to the explosives class you were meaning to go to

>>35034694
Don't forget Ser Reginigga Gigginigga the fourth from CQC

>>35034683
Art? I mean it sounds like modern art

>>35034532
feel free to archive whenever you want, sup/tg/ auto updates every 2 hours so you don't have to worry about loosing posts

[] go to the explosives class you were meaning to go to

>>35034807
Another vote for bombs

>>35034769
>Our faces when they actually teach the art of assassination
>Our faces when the first group of students to show up are used as canvas.

You decide you have wasted to much time on this whole nonsense of stopping your attempted murder and head towards the explosive class, which isn't that far off and again in a field, this once charred and filled with craters. You see a man, sitting with very few students. He isn't wearing a shirt, and is covered in scars, and is missing an arm, he is also wearing a pair of shorts. You don't recognize any of the students around him.

You sit down and he looks at you, and his eyes light up

"Ah, I knew you'd join us soon" He says smiling insanely "Heard you gave the agents some trouble, good on ya, they're a bunch of stuck up nansy pansies anyway". The rest of the students turn towards you, before looking back at him

"Now class, the most important thing about dealing with explosives, is to be calm, and don't fuck up, one more ounce of a certain chemical, and boom, there goes your arm" He says swinging his stump around

"Now the second most important thing, is to double check EVERYTHING, don't want your time bomb to blow up in your face now do ya" he says

"Now the third thing you have to do, is being able to run, you never know what can and will go wrong with a bomb, and it will bite you just as hard as your target".

"Now today I've brought some hand grenades to practice with" He says holding up a large box
"Have fun, and don't die". And then he laughs
You grab one and instantly realize that it's a fake, or at least not filled with explosive. The teacher puts a finger to his lips and winks.
You like him already
You watch the other students panic and run for cover when they inevitably fail throwing the fakes
and then

they explode, into confetti
You laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it
and so does the teacher, you'll need to learn his name later.

"Oh they always fall for it, and it's always hilarious" He laughs as the other students trudge of muttering

What do you do no
[] get food
[] Go hunting
[] Stay around to watch the next class of this, its hilarious

>>35035141
Stay around to watch the next class. Maybe we can learn how to make shaped charges.
Or exploding poisons!

>>35035141
>Get food.

I think we'll spare this one

>>35035141
>[x] Stay around to watch the next class of this, its hilarious

I like this teacher.

>>35035141
>Stick around

>>35035141
>[] Stay around to watch the next class of this, its hilarious
Tamper with one of them to be a flashbang

>>35035141
>Watch the next class.

>>35035141
seconding >>35035274

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>>35035274

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35027951/ And archived so I don't have to worry about it

You decide to stick around and wait for the next batch of idiots. You learn the teacher's name is Mike Fraust

Eventually a small group of students gather around you two

"Alright" Mike says smiling wide "You bunch are lucky, cause we have someone who can already use explosives with us here today, which I am sure is going to be enlightening for you idiots". He winks at you.

"Now bombs are not toys" You say with your hands behind your back "They can just as easily kill you as your target, they require precision and a calm hand to make right, one wrong twitch and you blow yourself to hell"

They talk among themselves, ignoring you. You make a note of their faces to plant a bomb in their toilets later


"And since you all seem to know how to handle explosives, Why don't you test some me and Layla here have made, specially for you" Mike says angrily. every face goes as pale as a corpse.

Mike grabs a large box of fake pipebombs, which are made to stick to your hands and pop after a few seconds, like those toy peanut jars that pop out at you, except for one where you put a bit of actual gunpowder in to make a weak flashbang, you think, never made one before.
You giggle as they grab them sheepishly and try to throw them, and begin to panic when they don't leave their hands and begin to beep.
They begin to attempt to pull them off and
*BANG*
okay maybe you put a bit to much gunpowder in it, Because that poor bastards hand is now half gone

Mike still laughs, even more so in fact

"See, never trust an explosive, or someone who makes them, because they will fuck you" He says grimly "and Layla, I'd mark you down for fucking with my lesson, but that was too dammed hilarious, I'll escort this poor bastard to the medical ward, and the rest of you come with me to get those toys of your hands".

Well that was fun
what do you do now
[] food
[] he left the supplies.....
[] hunt

>>35035588
>[] he left the supplies.....
Pyromania is a go!

>>35035588
"Told you bombs weren't toys." Smug smile as we go to lunch...after maybe shaking him down for some powder.

Chemical explosives are all fine and good, but good ol' black powder just can't be beat.

>>35035588
>Food

>>35035588
>[] he left the supplies.....
but lets not steal all of them, just a reasonable amount

>>35035713
seconding

>>35035713
This

>>35035713
Is that even a question? This

You wave at the slightly terrified students. And now for the supplies, you think as you turn towards the large box of various things. Since you don't want to accidently blow yourself up trying to make tnt, or get high and ill of the small supply of c4, or mess with the various chemicals you have had let to familiarize yourself with, you just grab a couple jars of black powder, the most abundant in the box.

2 large jars of black powder added to inventory.

Your stomach yells at you for neglecting it for so long, and you decide to try and find the cafeteria.

After some searching and ignoring some dead bodies you find along the way, including one that tells you have some competition in the game of poisoning. You manage to find the cafeteria, with some bags and sacks out side of it, you take yours with you, as you realize it's the perfect place to plant a bomb in it

After getting a light plate of spaghetti, some bread, a bit of pulled pork, and a glass of water you come across your greatest challenge yet

Were do you sit
[] with Maria, in the corner
[] with the big guy who looks a bit shell shocked
[] sit down at a random table, if they object, you have sleeping pills to sneak in their food
[] Outside somewhere

>>35035970
>[x] with Maria, in the corner

>>35035970
>[] with Maria, in the corner

>>35035970
We should develop some hallucinogens and sell them.

>>35035970
>[] with Maria, in the corner, you have sleeping pills to sneak in her food

>>35036079
Ok, that made me laugh

>>35035970
Big guy who looks shell shocked. Assuming he wants company. It might not be bad to have some muscle on our side. Besides, it doesn't look like he's made any allies yet. Also ready up another syringe, just in case.

>>35035970
Maria

>>35035970
>[] with the big guy who looks a bit shell shocked

>>35036114
You decide to sit next to Maria as you don't want to have the whole school out for your head, you see she's eating a salad, a diet coke, and....a two bags of chips, anchovies flavored. Your legs feel weak at the mere thought of what that must taste like, but you sit next to her anyway.

"Hello Maria" You say smiling in a way to disturb her. She jumps when she hears her name, but doesn't react to your face

"Oh it's just you Layla" she says smiling "I didn't think you'd sit next to me".

"Well you're the only person I somewhat know here besides the request creep and Mike Fraust" You say taking a bite of bread.

"Mike who?" she asks.

"Explosives teacher, great sense of humor, gave me some black powder" You say taking a sip of water.

"Oh" She says "Well that's nice, I guess, I tried to learn CQC but the teacher was too mean so I left" She sighs

"Then I tried to get back into the room, and someone left a stack of bricks on top of the door" She says opening her coke "So how was your day"

"Uhh..well I gave someone their daily dose of potassium" You say scratching your head "Got some supplies, and gave someone a nasty surprise".

"Potassium...that's the stuff in bananas right?" She asks eating some chips "well that's nice of you I guess, good to see you aren't totally crazy". You hold back a smile as you eat some of your spaghetti

"So tonight I think we should watch predator" She says "I mean it would be kinda like studying wouldn't it?" You nod as you wonder what that large box hanging from the ceiling is for, looks kind of like a tv when you look at it now

It flicks on and you see a pampered up woman sitting behind a chair

"hello students" She says smiling a fake smile "The following of you have died today"

You don't pay attention to the names, or Maria rambling about Predator physiology. Until you see a familiar face on the screen

"Anna Macnash, her body was found in an alley, cause of death potassium poisoning, a syringe was left in her neck"

>>35036438
Oh. Maria stops talking for a second and looks at you, You smile and push away your backpack

"So you were saying how there mouths were made for stopping face huggers?" You say calmly, she takes a long drink and continues on, stumbling on her words and stuttering every now and again. she finishes quickly and leaves

What do you do?
[] follow her (1d20 for stealth)
[] get some stuff for entertainment from the creep
[] hunt
[] get more food, you saw some caake

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35036495
>[] follow her (1d20 for stealth)
Told you bout the sleeping pills

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35036495
>[x] follow her (1d20 for stealth)

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35036495
>[] follow her (1d20 for stealth)
You should probably have us roll after we pick what we want to do so people don't jump ship to the better rolls

>>35036665
yeah, probably

>>35036495
follow
>>35036665
doesn't matter this time though, cause we're in consensus.

i kinda like having a pet assassin buddy. plus she has good taste in movies. i hope she lives a while. she hasn't even had a chance to introduce us to any wuxia films yet.

>>35036731
Oh i agree it doesn't matter this time just a heads up for next time.

>>35036755
yep, she can be our crazy murder BFF that we won't murder

>>35036787
We can test some non-lethal stuff on her to get the dosage right to do >>35029389

>>35036923
No anon, no chemical experimentation on our cute roommate, left she suddenly learn to use the sights on her gun one night.

We should kidnap and drug a student and experiment on them if we want to test stuff out.

You decide to follow Maria, to make she's safe and definitely not to drug her with sleeping pills, that would be crazy, and you are nothing if not sane. You begin to follow her, making sure no one tries to kill her or something, it's actually funny how unaware she....where'd she go? Crap where'd she go. People don't disappear like that where could she have gone? You hear a strange noise that sounds like clicking but think nothing of it as you continue looking for your mark.

"Looking for someone" You hear maria's voice say.

"No I wasn't following you" You say turning around to see....Alex? that was its name right "oh it's you"

"Yes it's me" it says taking on the voice of the headmaster "And I am glad you remember me, pest".

"Do you have to always do that?" You ask " I mean it's a bit creepy".

"Yes" It answers "You're looking for the one with glasses yes?"

"...Yeah, how'd you know that" you ask backing away "And why are you following me?"

"Oh I am not following you, I have no need, you make enough noise for me to tell exactly where you are, at any time, deary" He says in the request guys voice "And because it was such a simple way she managed to evade you, I thought you were playing a game, but it seems I am mistake, good day, pest". It walks off, fading into the crowd

"fucking creep" You whisper under your breath. And then you wonder, how exactly did she get out of your sight, you're in a hallway, not many places she could have gone. You slowly look up and see the vents, no, she couldn't have, I mean she'd have made a noise, wouldn't she. You shake your head and decide to give up on trying to find Maria, mostly because you can't into vents

What do you do now
[] go back to the room
[] get something from the creep at requests
[] hunt
[] walk, need to clear your head (danger)

>>35036979
>[] go back to the room
get popcorn for movie night, and don't drug it

>>35036979
>[] go back to the room

>>35036979
so when do we poison alex?
i mean im even up for doing it publicly. classes arent to bad, and he's kind of a dick.

>>35037237
That seems inadvisable. He seems to be very dangerous in close quarters.

I suggest we look into making a mine, a bottle cap one if we can. or maybe one with nails if there are no bottles with metal caps.

>>35036979
can the requests creep get us any fun incapacitating agents? some BZ, or some Pancuronium maybe. or both possibly. that'd be nice

>>35037237
yeah no lets not mess with the freak

And then every single fucking teacher is the exact same person. Might as well be copy-pasted down the line.

Smily psycho, thinks killing is fun and funny.

Have you considered, I dunno, diversifying it? Some who see it as a job, albeit a good one? Or some who see it as serious and that they have a duty to pass down their skills? Or a Rorschach-esque who kills to cleanse the world of scum? Or a dozen other possible personalities that are logical but not the same damn thing?

>>35037380
We've seen two fucking teachers. The first one didn't seem like a smily psycho, if a bit eager to fight.

>>35037113
You decide to go back to your room, since you don't feel like dealing with the creep in a labcoat.
You find that the door is once again unlocked, and in fact wide open with a pile of bricks on the floor, after checking the area for traps you begin to move the bricks into the corner, for convenience sake. You sit down on your bed, bored out of your mind. And then you hear water running. Did Maria beat you back? Ok, maybe you underestimated her a bit. You place your ear on the door to make sure you aren't going insane. Ok, someones definitely in the shower bathcombo. You also notice Maria's gun is no where to be seen, does she shower with that thing? You shake your head and put your backpack down, wondering if you should take some of the more valuable things out of it to hide, like the gunpowder or the coke since you don't really trust or like it. as you look through you pack to make sure no one took anything somehow, the door to the bathroom creaks open behind you.

"Oh, Layla it's you, I thought it might have been some kind of pervert" Maria says "Don't look, please". You ignore her as you continue to look at the large jars of gun powder you borrowed, wondering what you were going to make with it.

"Hey Maria, does this place have a shop class?" You ask as you put the jars under your bed.

"Yeah, but two people were killed in it today" She says sounding unusually calm about the whole thing, which is strange since she usually seems to dislike talking about such things.

"How'd they die?" You ask "Accident or "accident"?"

"Live saw straight through the chest" she says in a almost sing song voice "it was really horrible to see"

"How beautifully crude" You say "Not at all clever however, whoever did it is a bit of an idiot".

"HEY" She shouts at you. You turn around shocked that she raised her voice over anything other than men in rubber suits

"why did you just?" You ask "Oh I get it now, oh you naughty girl Maria, what would your mother say hmm?"

>>35037407
And the headmaster

>>35037380
while i'll admit the op has a problem with run on sentences and punctuation, the teachers are pretty distinct, considering their screen time. loud happy practical joker/explosives expert, asshole cqc teacher who dislikes everybody, perverted poison scotsman.

>>35037407
>>35037419
And the Requisition guy.

And as for the CQC guy, '"I could kill anyone of you in mere moments" He says smiling'

Yes, there are other ways to take it, but that is another problem I have with the QM's writing style- He never elaborates. There have been a good 4 or 5 times where he has said an ambiguous phrase that I could take 3 or 4 different ways to completely change the tone and meaning of the story.

>>35037416
"I didn't" she says sounding like she's about to cry "I..I didn't kill anyone"

"Ok then, sorry for jumping to conclusions" You say remembering she has a gun and you don't "So about that predator movie". Her expression immediately changes

"we should get some popcorn from the request office this time" She says "Can you come with me, I kind of lost my gun a bit ago".

what do you say
[] no
[] yes
[] you lost your fucking gun?!

>>35037482
>[] you lost your fucking gun?!

Shes too much of a liability to be anything but a non-lethal test subject.

>>35037482
i get the feeling that theres something we dont know about dis gurl right here.
my guess is its a hidden secret berserker rage mode.
how many people did she says she killed with her bare hands again?

>>35037460
I meant for that to be boasting so one of his students to attack him so he could show off, he's a glory hound and a bit of a egotistical dick, but if one of the students did get hurt, he would help, unlike Mike who just laughs, then helps since he's payed to keep them somewhat alive

>>35037482
>[x] you lost your fucking gun?!

>>35037482
>[] yes
>[] you lost your fucking gun?!

"Oh, we know who has it. Weird person named Alex, changes voices all the time."

>>35037502
eight, two more than Martin if you're curious, not counting the guy he threw out a window earlier

>>35037498
Think of it like a pet project.
Sure we can kill people, but are we badass enough to keep someone alive in a school full of killers?

>>35037498
dude, she obviously doesnt even know how to use that thing, she kills people muscle wizard style. and its not like 100% population doesnt have guns already. you can get them literally for free. its like leaving printer paper out and losing it. barely even notable in murderhobo land

>>35037482
>[] yes
>[] you lost your fucking gun?!
how did you lose it?

we can get more at the req office, we should each get a reliable pistol, something that will run and run and run, like a Baikal MP-446

>>35037328
when we go down to get the guns, we should definitely ask about what i mentioned earlier. we've worked with paralytic agents before -took out a whole school that way, fancy us- and we could probably find plenty of uses for them. and BZ even works though skin contact in miniscule doses. tagging someone with a drop and tracking them till they drop would be easy as. and then theyre out for the next 48. or dead, if we dont wanna have any fun

>>35037482
>[x] you lost your fucking gun?!
>[x] yes
>[x] Never turn our back to her

"You" you say covering your mouth with your hand "lost your fucking gun, how in the hell did you lose it".
Maria shrugs.

"If I knew that I wouldn't ask you to come with me to get popcorn now would I" She says "there one minute gone the next".

"I could see losing a pack of gum" You say "Maybe a hat or something, but a gun, how could you lose that", Then again you horde things about as dangerous as gun and watch over them like a hawk, but you don't trust Maria to lock the door.

"I guess I put it down somewhere and forgot about" She says "Can we just go get the popcorn already"

"Fine, lets go before I regret not drugging you" You say

"What?" She ask sounding afraid again.

"Nothing, nothing at all" you say walking out of the room, noticing Maria again does not lock the door.

You see a body hanging on a lampost outside the request office, and wonder how that happened before you walk inside, since you really don't want to be out with Maria for long, without your pack.

"Ah, Hello Deary, I see you've come back" He says putting down a can of coke and what looks strangely like a syringe "And I see you brought a sheep in the wolves den, still owe me candy bar, lass". Maria avoids his gaze

"Ah well, I guess you shacking up with lil miss widow over here is a fine enough punishment" He said "Let me guess you lost your gun again, or do you want another movie, got some new ones in today"

"What do you mean again?!" you ask, "is this a common occurrence, how often can you lose a fucking gun?!"

"Oh you'd be surprised, so popcorn it is" He says going back "gun in the morning, maybe with rope to keep ya from losing it again"
You look at Maria and see she's hiding her face in her arms, blushing.

He comes back with two bags of popcorn, steaming

"Now you two lasses be safe, there's been some murders round this part of town" He says before laughing madly and going back to fiddle with his coke can.

"So how many times do you lose your gun a week?" You ask.

>>35037741
"I think that's a bit too personal Layla" She says.

"and how many people you killed isn't?" You ask "and people say I'm weird"

"Well everyone kills people here" she says "even the teachers"

"Well of course, they're assassins aren't they" You say "I'd be surprised if they didn't"

"Yeah but that isn't normal" she says

"It isn't" You say sarcastically

you manage to get back to the room you make sure to lock the door, the popcorn is cool now, and you're tired, very tired.

You barely manage to stay awake through the movie, and you recognize the noise the predator makes, it was the one you heard earlier, and Maria smiles every time it makes that weird clicking noise.

You wake up in your bed, wondering how you got in there
Maria seems to have left

What do you do
[] look for her gun
[] get dressed
[] shower

>>35037828
>[x] shower
>[x] Check the bathroom and shower for any kind of powder or liquid on the surfaces, and let the water flow for a minute before stepping under

Seriously, Maria creeps me out.

>>35037828
>[] get dressed
>[] look for her gun

>>35037828
>[x] shower
>[x] get dressed

>>35037741
>Shower
>Get dressed
>look for gun

And it's almost one in the morning here. So I'm out gents.

>>35037956
>>35037908
You decide to take a shower before heading out, Seeing as you as you currently smell like gunpowder and sweat. You find that the only soap there is plum scented, and there are five bottle of it. Afterwards you dry yourself off and put some clothes on, deciding to put on a coat to hide stuff in the pockets, just in case you lose your backpack. You look in the mirror, and decided to put your hair into a ponytail today. Then you look down and see that Maria had left her gun in the sink.

"at least she doesn't shower with it" You say turning it over and noticing the magazine, that's what it's called right, was missing "And the mystery deepens".
You set it down on her pillow and head out, making sure to take you backpack and lock the door behind you. Your second day in a place where everyone is trying to kill you most likely, this is going to be fun

This seems like good place to stop, I'm willing to answer any of your questions/ take your complaints now

>>35038082
Thanks for the thread OP, any idea when the next thread will be? I'm liking this so far.

Any chance you'll be getting a twitter to announce schedule times and link threads when they go live?

>>35038082
Only found this thread towards the end, but its promising, and we did really well so far.
Hope you do a second one soon.
Twitter ?

>>35038102
Probably Tuesday this week at around the same time I started this one so I have some time to think things up

and I could try, if I do make one it will probably be made after the second thread

>>35038118
need to make one

>>35038082
>as well as some interesting forms of entertainment
Such as ?
Would be good to know a bit more about our MC.
Not too much, sure.

>>35038176
Some obscure old cartoon shows, a couple of more fringe animes, documentaries about conspiracies, Subscribed to a digital magazine about how most forms of explosives, mechanisms, and other things work several videos about the supernatural downloaded and saved. Very little of her search history shows anything that could be considered lewd