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>>35045442
Around you, the girls are hard at work trying to clean up the tremendous number of blankets and pillows they had gathered for their sleepover, though the president appears to be more than a little content to simply watch them. In fact she seems to have completely forgotten you're still here! At this rate it will probably take them quite some time to get done. But that's not your problem, you have a job to get back to. Or was there anything left for you to do here?

>head back upstairs, let's try to finish this job in good time
>talk to the president (about what?)
>something else?

If I call for dicerolls, I always mean d100 best of first three, even if I accidentally say something else because of my flighty mind.

Unlike last thread, crits and crit fails at 100 and 1 respectively are now in effect.

>>35045462
>>talk to the president (about what?)
Info on the Tea Party prez and the clubs.

>>35045462
>talk to the president (about what?)
Get her promise that from now on any sleep-overs are strictly outside class-time, with limited scope in their rooms.
Pat head.

>>35045462
>talk to the president (about what?)
>Find out more about the tea party.
Are they vampires ?

yeah lets ask about the other party

>>35045462
>talk to the president (about what?)
Ask her why they decided to have a sleepover down here in the first place.

Ask her about the Teaparty, got it. Writing.

>>35045462
The president seems to be caught in her own little world watching the others at work. Enjoying that power a bit much for your taste, you never cared much for authority figures. But the job comes first. Loudly clearing your throat she finally wakes from her trance.

"I have to wonder... why would you take your sleepover all the way down here? It's a lot of work, isn't it?"

"I know, that's exactly why!" She giggles to herself, "'cause it's work for them, not me!"

Well, isn't she just a pleasant person?

"Right, then... Listen, do you know anything about the Teaparty?"

"Nope! I'm not supposed to, that's not how the game works! You have to find out on your own and if I knew maybe you could trick me into telling you. So I don't know! Clever, right?"

Hrmph, a game? This is your job and they're just playing around. Well, looks like you're not getting anything out of her.

"Fine, but at least try to keep your sleepovers to your actual rooms from now on."

She does not respond.

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>>35045806
As you turn to leave the room, you feel a tug on your left sleeve.

"Excuse me, miss Nee-chan... I was wondering, the prez isn't usually ticklish, only in that spot. I know that because we're roommates, but I never told anyone! So how did you know?"

>you're just that good
>you were kidnapped by crazy scientists and cybernetically enhanced for their crazy experiments and later released with the mission to bring joy to the world one girl at a time
>you're soul-linked with an extra-dimensional being due to a botched gypsy ritual and she whispers secrets to you
>you're a genetically engineered superhuman trying to hide from your creators so you can live in peace
>the ring on your finger houses the soul of an ancient Egyptian child-sorceror who accidentally trapped herself inside and she sometimes gives you advice
>you made a contract with an ancient goddess to save your life and you serve her by caring for children around the world

One of these statements is true.

>>35045833
>you're just that good

>>35045833

>you were kidnapped by crazy scientists and cybernetically enhanced for their crazy experiments and later released with the mission to bring joy to the world one girl at a time
>you're soul-linked with an extra-dimensional being due to a botched gypsy ritual and she whispers secrets to you
>you're a genetically engineered superhuman trying to hide from your creators so you can live in peace
>the ring on your finger houses the soul of an ancient Egyptian child-sorceror who accidentally trapped herself inside and she sometimes gives you advice
>you made a contract with an ancient goddess to save your life and you serve her by caring for children around the world
>"Naaah, just kidding, I'm just that good."

>>35045833
>you made a contract with an ancient goddess to save your life and you serve her by caring for children around the world
Mystique!

>>35045833
>you made a contract with an ancient goddess to save your life and you serve her by caring for children around the world
>you're just that good

>>35045833
>you're soul-linked with an extra-dimensional being due to a botched gypsy ritual and she whispers secrets to you
Can this be true? It sounds cool.

>>35045980
It certainly can. But I'm not going to tell you yet which one of them is the truth because then I would have less fun.

>>35046032
Well we wouldn't want that

>>35045833
>>you made a contract with an ancient goddess to save your life and you serve her by caring for children around the world

Make a contract with me and become a Loli Talker? I'm down for this to not be a lie.

>>35045833
>You're just that good
We have mad loli tickling skills.

>>35045833
>>you're just that good
Nee-san is simply the best there is.

4 to just that good, 3 for magical contract. I can easily include both so I'll just do that and almost everybody gets to be happy!

A new low

>>35045833
>you were kidnapped by crazy scientists and cybernetically enhanced for their crazy experiments and later released with the mission to bring joy to the world one girl at a time
Would be true if it gave us ability to see weak spots or something
>you're soul-linked with an extra-dimensional being due to a botched gypsy ritual and she whispers secrets to you
Could work
>you're a genetically engineered superhuman trying to hide from your creators so you can live in peace
Could work only if its telepathy
>the ring on your finger houses the soul of an ancient Egyptian child-sorceror who accidentally trapped herself inside and she sometimes gives you advice
Can child read minds or see future?
>you made a contract with an ancient goddess to save your life and you serve her by caring for children around the world
Is she giving us any advice?

So we clearly are cyborg-mutant that found ring with soul of Egyptian sorcerer when escaping gypsy camp after botched ritual that would have killed us if not ancient goddess
Oh also we are just that good

Isn't Nee-san being that good true regardless of whether the other claims are also true?

>>35046224
Of course, but if one of the others are true she's not 'just' that good

Haha, she probably wouldn't like the real story very much and you wouldn't like telling it. But you know a much better story and there's nothing wrong with lying to children if it makes them happy, right?

"Well, it's a little complicated. I don't usually tell anyone, but since you asked so nicely I'll tell you but you have to keep it a secret, okay?"

She nods eagerly and you pull her to the side of the room so nobody can hear your conversation.

"What happened is, a few years ago I was in an accident. A bad one. I probably would have died, but then this woman appeared, said that she could save me if I made a contract with her. In exchange, all I had to do was promise to take care of children around the world as much as I can. So that's what I do!"

The girl's is mouth wide agape and her eyes practically beaming. Looks like you picked the right story!

"Oh but the tickling part that's just me being that good at tickling. I just felt like telling the other part to someone. Not even my sister knows so keep it a secret, okay?"

"Of course, miss Nee-chan! You're the coolest!" She shouts back at you as she runs back to cleaning up. Heh, wonder if she'll actually keep your "secret."

Your business and extra business here finally concluded, you make your way back down the long corridors to the elevator. What an impractical design! You press the one big button in the elevator that should take you back to the ground floor. As you do so, the light flickers once, twice thrice.

1/2

>>35046435
The floor of your apartment is so bare, even as tiny as it is. You really should get some more furniture. It's bright in here. Very bright. Through the single window rays of dark shine through, reflecting off the floorboards. Your phone rings

>answer it
>ignore it

>>35046524
>answer it

>>35046524
>answer it

Why would we ignore it? Toss in a line about it probably being your hovering boss checking up on your or something.

>>35046524
>answer it

Also, uh, when did we get back to our apartment? Is the Tea Party using some kind of loli sorcery on us?

I got it!
It was all dream before now!
Our sister is really giant slut and hates us!
And we were convicted for sexual assault on children!(We were framed)
But the part with goddess was true!
So now we have to make children happy in this grimdark world of hate and supernatural!
Great plot twist OP!

>>35046677
Oh i forgot!
Its our last living friend that want to talk with us!
He was found and now evil gypsy ninjas are coming for us!

>>35046677
Nah, the goddess thing is explicitly not true.
>Haha, she probably wouldn't like the real story very much and you wouldn't like telling it. But you know a much better story and there's nothing wrong with lying to children if it makes them happy, right?

So we're either a cyborg, gypsy-cursed, a mutant, or we have an ancient Egyptian spirit advisor.

Since it's a story that's not terribly pleasant, it seems unlikely to be the latter, so probably mad science or gypsy curse.

>>35046435
The caller is unknown, as you would expect. You answer regardless. From the other end a cheerful young voice calls out. A familiar voice.

"Is it time to play now, Nee-chan?"

You've lived in this place for months now, but only actually spent a few days here. It's mostly just a luxury, fulfilling a basic desire to have something you can call home. You reply.

"Not yet.

"Urrrrghn, I'm getting tired of waitiiing!"

"I know. But you have to wait a while longer, okay?"

"Fiiine. But not much longer!"

You hang up and step into the main hall of the school. It's about noon. You still have plenty of time so you should be able to finish all this in one day. But where should you go next? Your leads to find the Teaparty are to seek out the Chess Club, the Gardening Club, or the Choir. But you don't actually know where they are!

>look for your sister in the gym. She knows the way.
>look around outside. That's where gardens are!
>look around the main floor at random
>look around the upper floor at random

>>35046773
Probably gypsy one as someone was whispering us hints in dream

>>35046807
>look for your sister in the gym. She knows the way.
Yes

>>35046807
>>look around outside. That's where gardens are!

Outside lolis are the best lolis.

>>35046807
>look around outside. That's where gardens are!

>>35046677
I did consider having the story turn out to be excessively grim but that was a stupid idea because twists like that are annoying and just detract from the spirit of the story. In the end, everything must be cute somehow.

I shouldn't even be saying stuff like this, but I just want to make it clear that there's no grim plot twist.

>>35046807
>look around outside. That's where gardens are!

>>35046807
>look for your sister in the gym. She knows the way.
I hope she's still there being friends with shy loli and not, say, out plotting our defeat at her adorable tiny hands.

>>35046907
You I like you
Come over here and tickle my sister

>>35046907
THANK YOU.

Looks like we're heading outside.

>>35046959
You sure you want her to do that anon? Your sister may never know fingers like that again.

>>35046907
Making people happy and giving them hope is usually more satisfying and heart warming in darker settings as it usually makes people feel like they did something to make world better place after putting somewhat bigger efforts into it than in noble bright settings
But meh i like this quest anyway

>>35047091
Nothing in this quest so far has shown a dark setting. It would just be a stupid setting twist.

>>35047091
Personally I am kinda sick of quest and hell media in general that start out happy and cute and silly then take a turn down deconstruction alley and end up dark and grim for no real reason other than realism or consequences
Its nice to just have a cigar be a cigar for once in other words I guess

>>35046807
The outdoors seem even more inviting now than when you got here. Anyone not outside has got to be crazy or a vampire or something. Surely you'll find the Gardening Club there. Heading back out the main entrance you circle around the building keeping your eyes out for where the prospective gardeners might flock to. For the most part the grounds are just that, open grounds with nothing in particular going for them, but behind the building you find what you needed. A garden with plenty of small flower beds, benches to enjoy the garden from and beyond it, a hedge maze. There also appears to be a door leading back inside the school itself. You could've saved time if you knew that!

You don't see anyone doing any actual gardening but seated on a bench near the maze is a small girl occupied with a book, apparently not noticing you. Well, looks like someone around here is actually studying after all!

>go ask the girl about the club?
>look inside the maze?
>something else?

>>35047207
>>go ask the girl about the club?

>>35047207
>go ask the girl about the club?
Definitely.

>>35047207
>go ask the girl about the club?

>>35047207
>go ask the girl about the club?

>>35047091
I agree. I think what usually gets called nobledark around here describes it and I actually am working on a quest like that. I love the idea of struggling and overcoming great challenges in a dangerous and unforgiving setting where the only thing you can count on is your friends but those you can DEFINITELY count on.

But that's a different quest.

>>35047207
>enter maze
Yeee

>>35047207
>go ask the girl about the club?

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>>35047207
There's no sense wasting time when you've got a potentially helpful little girl sitting right there. If the gardening club is around she would definitely know. Unless she's THAT caught up in her book. As you approach she looks up in mild surprise, then smiles.

"Hello miss! Are you a visitor? Can I help you find something?"

Friendly, polite, you can already guess why she's sitting alone. But for now, she's your luck. You return the smile.

"I'm looking for the gardening club. I thought that they would be around here, but I don't see them. Would you know where they are? Oh and please call me Nee-chan."

"Oh of course! They're inside the maze. But I can't let you enter, not without answering my riddle first. I'm sorry to be a bother like that, but it's the rules and I have to follow the rules. So here's the riddle.

"Face like a butt, empty brain. Voice like a goat, smells of rotten cheese! Who am I?"

>you?
>me?
>the headmistress?
>someone else?

>>35047507
>the headmistress?

>>35047507
>the headmistress?

>>35047507
>the headmistress?
OBVIOUSLY

>>35047507
>me?
U wot

>>35047507
"I think I know of someone exactly like that! Is it the headmistress?"

"WRONG!"

She breaks into laughter, just barely managing to pust out the words between giggles.

"It's YOU! Hahaha! And that means you can't enter, sorry!"

That brat set you up and you jumped right into her trap! What should you do now?

>go in anyway, how is she going to stop you?
>cry
>evil glare
>something else?

>>35047727
>Hug her
"Guess you'll have to be dealing with me staying here with you then."

>>35047727
>cry
I know how this works

>>35047727
>go in anyway, how is she going to stop you?
We're done with this girl.

My typing is getting way bad, I should probably slow down to double check my updates more carefully. Sorry for being so terrible.

>>35047749
This might work

>>35047727
>Sit down next to her and ask why she has to sit here alone. "Looks like I will be staying for a bit".

>>35047727
>Give her a spanking
That is not nice! Bad girl!

>>35047727
Cry while doing this >>35047749

>>35047727
You know how to deal with her. You're going to give your hands a rest and use your mouth for once. That's what it's there for after all! You move over and sit down next to her, pulling her into a hug. "Guess you're stuck with me, then!"

She giggles again, "Nooo, not with cheese-breath! I'll smell for days!"

You pull her tighter, "That's too bad for you, because I'm not allowed to go. Unless maybe you want me to go after all?"

She sighs, then finally hugs you back. "It's okay. I didn't really mean what I said, it's just how the riddle goes. I think you're actually very nice."

Success, you're in! "Hey? How come you're all alone here? Wouldn't you rather be with the others instead of alone?"

She's quiet for a long while. "I don't think they really like me. I like to read books and study, but they don't want to do that at all! So that's why I'm alone. And that's fine, I don't need them anyway!"

This is child's play to you. "Then you don't really care about their rules, do you?"

She shrugs. "Not really. Just go in if you want, I don't care. I'm fine here."

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>>35048258
And that's all you needed! You get up and prepare to head into the maze, but a thought strikes you. You're not done with her yet. "I think they like you just fine. If it doesn't seem that way, maybe it's because they think you'd rather read books than play with them. Isn't there things you'd like to do with them when you're not reading books?"

She stares into her lap, lost in deep thought for a while, then nervously whispers, "I like... I like cooking but I've never got to try it and I don't want the others to laugh at me when I'm bad at it!"

Perfect, everything is falling into place! "Aww, you shouldn't be afraid of that! Everyone has to start somewhere. And I actually happen to know Fiona is in the kitchen right now and just between the two of us, she could stand to read a few more books. You'd be a perfect team!"

"Really? Thank you, miss Nee-chan! I'll go ask her now!"

And she's gone. Well, time to head into the maze. But how will you go about finding your way?

>keep your left hand to the wall
>keep your right hand to the wall
>go about at random
>something else?

>>35048296
>keep your right hand to the wall

>>35048296
>keep your right hand to the wall

>>35048296
>keep your right hand to the wall

>>35048296
>keep your left hand to the wall
More adorable lolis where!?

>>35048296
>go about at random
It'll be fiiine.

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>>35048296
You vaguely remember being told that you can make your way through any maze just by keeping your right hand to the wall all the way, so that's what you do. Fortunately for you, the maze isn't actually too big. Probably to make sure the girls go and get themselves lost in here. It only takes a short while before you find what you're looking for, a young girl stood in a small open square of the maze with a white flower in her hands. She waves you over. Was she expecting you?

"Hi there, my name is Lily! What's your name? Are you the one that's looking for the teaparty 'cause I don't know where it is, but there's someone else here who does know! Her name is Melly! She's that way!"

She points in the opposite direction of where you came from. Alternatively there's also a path to the right. According to your rule, you should be going that way...

>follow her directions
>go right
>go back

>>35048556
>>follow her directions

Always follow directions until proven untrustworthy.

>>35048556
>Ask her if she's lying about Melly. Nice girls don't lie.

>>35048556
Was Melly a girl who reads a lot?

>>35048556
>Ask her what she is doing here, and if she wants to accompany us.

>>35048556
>go right

>>35048556
This seems suspicious. You've got all kinds of alarms ringing in your head now. Better question her for a bit. There's no actual gardening to be done in here, it's just hedges.

"What are you doing here? Just standing here?"

"Yep! That's how the game works, they said I have to wait here until you come and then help you out!"

Isn't that just convenient. So she's been standing here for hours? "Well, would you like to come with me instead of just waiting here?"

She thinks for a bit, then nods "Yeah! I'm allowed to do that!"

You have just one more question. "You're telling the truth about Melly, right? She's really that way?"

"Of course! I'm a good girl and good girls don't lie!"

So, you've got a loli now. New vote due to new information.

>follow her directions
>go right
>go back

>>35048808
>follow her directions

>>35048808
>follow her directions
>Hoist her up onto your shoulders

>>35048808
>follow her directions
I like the idea of giving her a ride on our shoulders.

>>35048808
>follow her directions
Fine, fine.

>>35048808
>>follow her directions
She better not be lying!

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>>35048808
Following Lily's directions, it's only a short walk down an unbranching corridor and following a left turn you come to a similar square, yet again with a girl with a small bunch of flowers in her hands standing in the center. Noticing the both of you, she waves excitedly.

"Hello miss! Hi Lily! You're looking for the teaparty, right? I know where it is! It's in the basement, so you just have to go there!"

That can't be right, you've already been there!

>call her out on being a liar?
>ask her something else?
>ask Lily something?

>>35049059
>call her out on being a liar?

>>35049059
>"Are there two basements, because I have already been there and there was no tea party ?"

>>35049059
>Hey guys we should go right!

>>35049059
>call her out on being a liar
RUDE

>>35049059
>Ask if she's lying

>>35049059
"I've already been to the basement and it's not there. Is there a second basement?"

"Yes, there is! That's where you have to go!"

Lily pipes up from behind you. "She's lying! There's only one basement! Don't believe her, Miss!"

To this Melly apparently takes great offense. "No, you're the liar! Liar liar liar liar!

Lily responds in kind. Looks like you've got a shouting match on your hands. How should you deal with this?

>shout louder than them, you're sure to win!
>try to make peace between the two somehow?
>leave? L&M are just wasting your time

>>35049288
>try to make peace between the two somehow?

>>35049288
>try to make peace between the two somehow?
This is of utmost importance.

>>35049288
>try to make peace between the two somehow
Make them apologize to each-other, then ask very sternly if there is a second basement. Apply glare.

>>35049396
I'd say this is a fine approach.

>>35049288
>L&M
I see what you're doing there. It made me chuckle.

>>35049288
Urgh, this is the worst part of dealing with literal children. They're just trying to shout louder than each other instead of actually saying anything useful. You'll have to stop this waste of time yourself. You turn around and pick Lily off the ground, loud protests included, plop her down next to Melly and put a hand over each of their mouths and apply the Mean Glare for good measure. Finally, they're quiet.

You turn to Lily and ask, "Is Melly your friend?"

She nods.

You turn to Melly and ask, "Is Lily your friend?"

She nods.

"Then don't go calling each other liars. That's not what friends do, even when it's true. So apologize to each other and start acting like big girls." You let them speak again.

Lily speaks first, "I'm sorry for calling you a liar, Melly."

Melly shuffles her feet slightly, "I... I'm sorry for lying! I don't actually know anything, I just wanted to sound like I knew what I was talking about!"

Lily pulls her into a big hug. "It's okay. You shouldn't lie, but we're friends so I forgive you!"

If only it was this easy when arguing with adults.

Having been released once again, Melly looks up to you. "I'm sorry, Miss. I don't know how to find the Teaparty. Is there anything else I can do to apologize?"

>ask her how to find the chess club?
>ask her how to find the choir?

>>35049713
>ask her how to find the choir?

>>35049713
>ask her how to find the choir?
>"Its alright, as long as you come clean before anyone is harmed" Ruffle their hair

>>35049713
>ask her how to find the chess club?
D'awwww

>>35049713
>ask her how to find the choir?
Ruffle hair.

>>35049713
See now this is the kind of lessons you can definitely teach the girls. Treating your friends right is more important than anything else they could ever teach here. And you can still get something out of this for yourself too!

"Do you know how to find the choir?"

"Uhm, the choir girls, they don't really have their own room so they just move around the upper floor all the time. If you look there you'll probably find them after a while."

Or maybe they already found you, given your previous encounter up there. They could hardly have missed it.

"Guess that's where I'm going then. You two remember to be good to each other. Best friends are forever, remember!"

They nod in unison, and you begin walking back the way you came. "Good luck, Miss!" Looking back, you see the two of them holding hands and waving to you.


Now aware that there's a back door to the school, the walk back to the upstairs floor is much shorter. Stopping for a moment to consider where to go from here, you hear faint singing coming from the left. That must be where they are!

>follow the sound?
>go around, find a different path. They might be leading you on.

>>35050244
>follow the sound?

>>35050244
>follow the sound?
Pfffft, paranoia.

>>35050244
>go around, find a different path. They might be leading you on.

>>35050244
>follow the sound?

>>35050244

>go around, find a different path. They might be leading you on.

>>35050244
>follow the sound?

>>35050244
Does it sound like singing? If so, follow the sound. They are the choir, that means singing.

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>>35050244
What else to do but follow the sound? It's not like any of these girls have tried to used tricks or traps against you before! Following the sound down the corridor, you arrive at a cross intersection. You're closer to the sound now but worryingly you can now hear the voices coming from in front of you, to the left, and to the right. A door opens behind you. Turning, you see a young girl in a white dress smiling at you.

"Hello, Nee-chan! We're so glad you came!"

The singing behind you has stopped. Turning, you see another girl, almost identical. Twins? The singing from the sides just stopped. By now you know where this is going. Just like the first two, they are both dressed in white and look almost identical to the others. Only their hair really tells them apart. You're surrounded. The choir is assembled. They shout out in perfect sync.

"It's payback time!"

They pounce you.

Roll to escape the four way tickle grapple! DC65

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>35050608

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>35050608

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>35050608
C'mon!

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>35050608
Can our brave Nee-san escape the devious tickling lolis ?

>>35050625
>>35050627
>>35050643
86 beats DC65. Writing!

>>35050608
Dawww so many cute lolis.

>>35050608
Their assault is merciless and perfectly synchronized. Attacking from four directions at once, you have no way to escape. At least, that's what they think, but you know better. You hold your position, let them come closer. Closer, just a little more. They're so sure of themselves, they believe they have already won.

You jump. Flipping backwards you just barely manage to lift your body over the girl attacking you from behind, landing perfectly back on your feet to watch all four of them bump into each other simultaneously, landing back on their butts looking around confused. They'll be fine, but for now they're still picking themselves up from the floor. You have the advantage now, but there's still four of them?

>take hostages! Pick one of them up, threaten to tickle her to death if they don't surrender!
>throw sweets! Pick them off one by one while they're distracted!
>escape! Four at once is just too risky!

>>35050877
>throw sweets! Pick them off one by one while they're distracted!

>>35050877
>throw sweets! Pick them off one by one while they're distracted!
Capture one for interrogation.

>>35050877
>throw sweets! Pick them off one by one while they're distracted!

>>35050877
>throw sweets!
Start using some Assassins Creed tactics.

>>35050877
>take hostages! Pick one of them up, threaten to tickle her to death if they don't surrender!

>>35050877
Four at once. Damn, even if they're small that's still a lot when you have to restrain yourself. You'll have to use the heavy guns. Reaching into your right sleeve you grab hold of the long zipper running from the end to the chest, then swing. A veritable shower of assorted chocolates, gums, bonbons, and anything else your teeth don't wish for comes flying out.

Moving quickly, you pick up the closest to you while they're too distracted to notice. Bitten-off chocolate bar still in her hand, her sides are absolutely defenseless. By the time the others even notice the plight of their sister, she is already lying motionless on the floor. One down, three to go. Having come to their senses, they are once again moving to surround you, though their enthusiasm seems somewhat lessened.

>Try to reason with them? You've already hurt their morale, they might be willing to make peace?
>Attempt to take all three at once?
>Something else?

>>35051161
>Attempt to take all three at once?
Do it. The sweets are weighing them down.

>>35051161
>Try to reason with them? You've already hurt their morale, they might be willing to make peace?

>>35051161
>Try to reason with them? You've already hurt their morale, they might be willing to make peace?
Say they can keep the sweets if they surrender and cooperate.

>>35051161
>Try to reason with them? You've already hurt their morale, they might be willing to make peace?
Warn them that if they don't play nice, they're in for a spanking.

>>35051161
>Attempt to take all three at once?

>>35051161
Your advantage dissipated, you don't really want to take all three on. But then, they don't know that. Administering the glare, you lock eyes with each of them for a brief moment, watching with pleasure as their confidence crumbles. They're ready to hear you.

"We can end this the easy way, and you get to keep all those sweets. Or we do this the hard way. Choose."

They look between themselves, the left speaking first. "That flip WAS really crazy. She's like, some kind of tickle ninja!"

The center answers in a harsh voice "You saw what she did! We have to punish her! For justice!"

Rightie seems to just watch as her sisters break into argument over the matter, until she finally speaks up. "It's A LOT of sweets."

Leftie and Center both pause to look around them, considering the wisdom of the argument. Finally, they both nod to each other. Center turns to you with a determined look, pointing her finger at you.

"We will accept your peace offering, villain, but only if you sincerely apologize for what you did to Ruthie! And to Annie!"

Ruthie? Annie? The fourth quadruplet and the paparazzi, perhaps?

>Accept, apologize to them?
>Refuse and attack, you are the law!

>>35051580
>Calmly explain that they loved it.

>>35051580
>>35051625
>Calmly explain that they loved it.

>>35051580
>Accept, apologize to them?

>>35051580
>Accept, apologize to them?

>>35051580
>>35051580
>>35051625
Hah, why not.
>Hmm? They seemed to quite enjoy my treatment really. Onee-chan doesn't have much time, but I'm sure I could squeeze in a therapeutic session for you three as well, how about it?

>>35051580
"Why should I apologize? They both loved it!" You wink at the center one, smirking even as her fury grows, "I'm sure you would too. Wanna find out?"

Center can no longer contain herself, and Leftie and Rightie start backing away from her. "Villain! Monster! She begged for mercy and you ignored her cries! Your kind is beyond redemption!"

She charges. Alone. You easily snatch her off of the ground before she can reach you, holding her out in front of you letting her hang helplessly in the air. She keeps trying, swinging wildly at the air around her.

"Criminal! Wrongdoer! Scoundrel! You will be punished! Justice will prevail!"

She's sure got spirit. As her sisters are busy picking up all the sweets from the floor, she continues emptying the entire dictionary at you. Finally, the two move to help their sister off the floor, still exhausted from your tickle torture, eyes unfocused. Center is finally starting to cool down. You lift her up to your eye level.

"Are you done?"

Had you been a lesser Loli Talker, her glare would have been truly intimidating. She does not give in.

"Your sisters are leaving. Is this more important to you than they are?"

She sighs. "Fine. You win today, villain. But if you come back here, I will take you down!"

Guess that's the best you'll get. You put her down and she runs off to join her sisters. You didn't even get anything useful from them. What a bother.

>>35052073
Awwww, she didn't even get a tickle!

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And I think I'll have to cut it off here. Very sorry for the short thread, I really wanted to run longer and finish the episode in this thread but my body won't just won't allow it!

I'll make sure to let you guys know in good time when I decide to continue this next. I hope you enjoyed the thread. Just as last time, criticism is very welcome. I am aware that I am making multiple mistakes already that I'm trying to learn from but more insight is always helpful!

Next time, my favorite loli.

>>35052148
Alright, I had fun, thanks for running!

>>35052148
Thanks for running.
Cute lolis are cute.

>>35052073
Drat, well we have befriended other lolis, perhaps they will be able to help us.

>>35052073
>Had you been a lesser Loli Talker,
>implying that there are other Loli Talkers

This setting is the best.

>>35052148
>Next time, my favorite loli.
Sounds promising, thanks for the thread.

>>35052148
There's a loli that can top JUSTICE choir-loli? I don't believe you.

>>35052206
Lolis are everpresent anon. Even such a powerful loli talker as we cannot deal with lolis in Calcutta and Montevideo simultaneously. It is only proper for the hallowed position of Loli Talker to be available to multiple onee-chans all across the world.

>>35052206
Just because the stories weren't true about Nee-chan doesn't mean she made ALL of them up.

I shouldn't say more than that.

>>35052276
Nee-san is a billion times better than Nee-chan and Nee-sama. Truly they are the lesser Loli Talkers.

Are there any Loli-Talkers that are cursed to keep the appearance of a child forever?

>>35052271
Oh, Not!Amelia is definitely also high on the list. But she's not quite my favorite.

>>35052472
Sure why not. It's not one of the characters I've actually planned to introduce in episode 2, but there's no particular reason you shouldn't imagine she's running around out there doing cute things. Imagination is awesome that way.

>>35052587
Are there any contracts that don't prohibit lewdness?

Sorry for being lewd, OP.

>>35052619
That's still better than the alternative: contracts that don't prohibit harm.

>Damn, even if they're small that's still a lot when you have to restrain yourself.
>implying there are times when Nee-san doesn't have to hold back
Scary~!

>>35052619
>Contract to make group of lolis into murder machines
>One of conditions is that they should like being murder machines while still being capable of living in society
That would be kinda challenging

>>35052619
Different clients have different views on legality and morality. It's not difficult to imagine that someone might be willing to pay you to do that. But would you really want to work with that person?

>>35052692
An entire school of children is a big job but at least the children here should all be mundane. I think I've revealed by now that supernatural and magical stuff does happen. So if for example you were trying to subdue a vampire loli the "no harm" clause tends to get replaced with "just don't destroy her."

>>35052891
>But would you really want to work with that person?
Well vampire lolis are probably pretty old anyway...

>>35052891
I am way more excited than I should be for this quest.

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>>35052891
We have to deal with vamp lolis eventually!? Aw fuck, better requisition some hardware. There are tools for dealing with vampires right?

>>35052891
Don't worry, I'll heed the no lewdness wish. Just musings.

>>35052891
1000 years old demons/kitsune/dragons incoming

>>35053045
They're frozen as kids, all the usual loli tricks should work fine. Just fine.

>>35052619
I don't think we want to make the lolis into sluts.

>>35052767
I think I know that anime, and it isn't a happy cute one either.

>>35052891
So if we get contract to make vampire loli go back into her castle we would have to shoot off her wings, cut off her legs and arms, cover wounds with bandages soaked with holy water and pry off her fangs after destroying her eyes
Only to have blood tea with her next day after she calms down from her murder spree?

>>35053045
Lolis are lolis. If they aren't human then you probably have to adjust your methods, but that's true of any two different lolis to some extent. The basic operating principles remain.

And vampire lolis aren't too bad. As everybody here knows they are pretty much never actually evil.

If the goddess story is true, does that mean Nee-san might be called out by a true goddess contractee someday? Lying is wrong!

>>35053367
>every different background is a different Loli Talker

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>>35053361
Some do try their hardest to convince you they are though. It's actually adorable to watch their antics as they try to convince you they're evil incarnate.

>>35047305
Those are indeed my favorite kinds of stories. I love to see the MC and his merry band of doomed misfits actually succeed.

Yet I'll always have a soft spot for cute girls doing cute things.