>>35047360

(You are on the standard estrogen/IV drip to help you recover your strength. You are currently weak, but you could probably pull a few bursts of strength/speed out of your ass if the situation called for it.)

(What do?)

>Let the drugs kick in and resign yourself to your fate.
>Try to negotiate for your balls. You’re pretty much a war hero.
>Panic
>PANIC
>Run.

>>35047394
>>Try to negotiate for your balls. You’re pretty much a war hero.
And if all else fails,
>>Run

>>35047394
>>Try to negotiate WITH your balls. You’re pretty much a war hero.

>>35047394
>Let the drugs kick in and resign yourself to your fate

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Also an archive: http://archive.moe/tg/thread/35024657/#35024657
Disclaimer: This is satire. It's meant to be a fucking joke. Please don't take it serious and go full kristallnacht on my ass.

>>35047394
>Run.
With our privilege, we have no leverage. Take that IV out, and start looking for ways to disguise ourself. Ideally, we want to pass as female in a wheelchair. Ableism is now our shield.

>>35047360
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/35024657/#q35024657

Previous thread

>>35047418
>>35047428
Trying to negotiate for it will just get it done sooner.

>>35047500
Come on guys, we are a war hero, we should be given some special privilege

>>35047394
Start triggering the fuck out of everyone. Run in the confusion.

>>35047394
>Try to negotiate for your balls. You’re pretty much a war hero.
NEGOTIATE

>>35047394
run

and by run i mean calmly walk away. your goal is to get out of hospital, get some rest, and then walk calmly to the mines and blend in...
remember, we heard them say the miners are giving them trouble, and the rumors are that the mines are the source of the rebellion.

>>35047394
>Try to negotiate for your balls. You’re pretty much a war hero.

>>35047518
we overheard exactly what they want to give us (see last thread)
they are currently waiting on a higher up to decide if we get forcibly M2F transgendered to be conscripted into the femme fatale
Or forcibly castrated for the white knights to help put down the rebellious miners.

>>35047611
Yeah but that white knight the woman was talking with seamed reasonable. We may convince them to let us keep our balls, as they can help us fight for the Empress and maybe cause a rebellion in the future

>>35047394
>Run.

>>35047394
run

>All those negotiate votes
if we do that, can we at least be smart about it and instead of
>I am a hero, I deserve to keep my balls
go with something smarter like
>Seeing this disgusting truscum brogre was an eye opening experience, I feel like I am begining to identify as a bisexual intersex woman.
or some such

>>35047644
He is the one who argued for gelding.

It is worth noting that negotiating also reveals our hand.
If we are caught now, we can claim to have overheard the discussion and hearing about those truscum in the mines we could not wait any longer and were rushing there to verbally lambast them for their TRIGGER WARNING rape words

>Try to negotiate for your balls. You’re pretty much a war hero.

>>35047676
>“-e’s strong, you saw that! Fresh out of his room and still more skilled than half of our vets!”
“But he’s so white! And cis! And heterosexual. Why not just up the dosage of Estrogen and have him begin transitioning so she can then join the Femme Fatal corps?”
“And what if he doesn’t want to?”
“We both know that it’s mandatory to undergo state operations if it reduces his privilege.”
“We need recruits like him, Melissa. The miners are getting rowdy, we don’t have any choice!”
“I… Ugh. Fine. I’ll call up the Head Mistress, she’ll settle this dispute. Just get started. He’s going to get gelded either way, so you might as well start tonight. Every day he’s poisoned with testosterone is a day lost”.

He didn't seem too convinced about cutting our balls off, it was the woman who kept insisting. We may reach an agreement with him and hide our powerlevel until we need it

I'm going to count up the votes now and then start writing.

Negotiate and then run if that fails

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Negotiate your balls, try to argue that any self respecting trap should have them, if all else fails go full >>35047541 and start triggering everyone, take advantage of the confusion.
Also reposting drawfaggotry

>>35047798
This

>>35047798
You're pretty shit at drawing y'know.

>>35047798
fuggg why is he so qt bros

>>35047752
Ok, fair enough. she is the one who said it not him
but either way it is ridiculous to believe that he will help us avoid getting gelded. He might be more sympathetic. but if he was that sympathetic he wouldn't be high up in the white knights...
then again, maybe the white knights have been infiltrated by sympathizers

>>35047418
>>35047428
>>35047554
>>35047604
>>35047798
>>35047793
Negotiation. Also cool drawing, mang.

>>35047676
>>35047665
>>35047561
>>35047489
>>35047541
Run

Pretty sure I got all of them. Anyway, it's going to be negotiation, followed by running if the negotiation doesn't prove fruitful.

>>35047752
this is really all TGs fault for going into the white knights instead of the miners. it was such an obvious choice.

>>35047831
Never said I know how to draw m8 just trying to add a bit of OC to the quest.

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>>35047902
For the negotiation, I think we should state that we're not worthy of reducing our privilege, and that through our foolish actions we ignored our driver to attack the Brogre, showing our obvious aggressive tendencies and disregard for others, we need to repent for our actions.

We do not deserve to be put with the other superior people, we may TRIGGER WORD rape them, or TRIGGER WORD sexually assault them, and as such we humbly request that we do not undergo the operation to reduce our privilege.

>>35047926
We should try to get into the mines. There we can establish contact with the rebels.

>>35047902
We should also figure out if the operation will bring our privilege below 100, which means that we could be TRIGGER WARNING legitimately raped. TRIGGER WARNING rape is a horrible, horrible thing, and must be stopped.

"Setting me up so that I could be TRIGGER WARNING raped seems like a perpetuation of TRIGGER WARNING rape culture."

>>35047926
that... even by their assbackwards logic I can't see that standing
remember that the state has the right to force people to have gender change surgery for the explicit purpose of reducing their privilege score

>>35048016
the figure is 90 not 100. You have to have a privilage score of under 90 for it to be possible for you to be raped.

and that is a catch 22, if your privilage score is reduced you become possible to get raped. But you are no longer a risk to all others around you of lower privilege of going into male rage and raping all around you.

>>35048053
the most logical thing I can see, is to argue we no longer identify as straight.
if we are gay or bisexual, maybe cross dresser, it might lower our score enough that we could swing keeping our balls.

>>35048069
We could say that we are a trans gender otherkin who identifies as a leopard male and we need our dick and balls for that reason

>>35048069
we can say that we cannot be pansexual without our penis ,we like to give and receive

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>>35048091
Is it possible to be an otherkin futa?

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>>35048091

>>35048091
the problem is >>35047752
>Why not just up the dosage of Estrogen and have him begin transitioning so she can then join the Femme Fatal corps?”
>Just get started. He’s going to get gelded either way
Being trans still gets us gelded.

But otherkin homosexual might just work. We can't be gay if we are not a man

>>35048116
Ok well let's go with the homosexual aspect.

>>35048116
We could also try saying that gelding triggers us, and get super offended about it to the point a White Knight will burst through the window to save us?

>>35048116
>>35048135
And then, once we're clear, we can switch over to asexual, so we won't need to "prove it"

I don't know if I should laugh and enjoy, or cringe at all the Taqiyya Gordon must do in order to survive as a man.

We could genuinely try to get disillusioned by actually asking for justification on why one must be gelded in order to be a white knight. is it not the highest of white knightdom to champion the cause despite your natural shortcomings?

>>35048173
>We could also try saying that gelding triggers us
Not gonna fly, you have to have a privilage score under 90 to be possible for you to get raped. Our privilege score is 118

>>35048173
This...might actually work. If society is pro choice, then we should be able to have a choice about what our sex is.

>>35048188
If it came down to it, prove it with gusto. Proving it is just a bad to meh memory. You won't regrow your balls.

>>35048193
Our privilege score should drop dramatically if we claim we're a homosexual otherkin trap. They love that shit.

>>35048225
You realize that we'll have to follow through with that as well?

>>35048234
I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to fuck a man to save my balls. Lets hope our MC is too.

>>35048234
Better than gelding, and we can just follow along until we can get a chance to escape. like to the mines or somesuch

>>35048234
Fuck that. We rocked that Brogre, we can flee from some pussy ass guards.

>>35048234
Why not just say we're a trap?

>>35048279
we are injured now though

>>35048282
gottas tack them, you want a low as possible privilege score

Actually, maybe instead of coming out and saying it right away, we should start by actually hitting on some of the males in the hospital first. lay the groundwork

>>35048282
Because just being a trap doesn't give us enough leeway in this society. We have to be an otherkin homosexual or asexual person to get much more leeway. Just being a trap would get us gelded.

Bisexual genderqueer otherkin multiple system. If they look incredulous act appalled that they would question it. Ask their privilege level and tell them to check it.

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>>35048322
>>35048320
>Yfw that reduces it by 3 points
>And we're forced to go to huge gay furry orgies

Nope, no panic. Panic is dangerous. Panic could lead to you TRIGGER WARNING raping someone in the confusion. It’s pivotal that you keep your fear contained. You take a deep breath, and soothe your heartrate. You close your eyes and go to your happy place. Your small little 7ft cubed room.

Sufficiently calm, you try to get the attention of the still arguing pair. “H-hey! Don’t I get a say in this?”

Both of them suddenly cease their argument, and begin walking into your room. A tall, raven haired brown skinned individual who looks like a woman towers over the short, caramel-toned androgene. The woman speaks up first. “Lieutenant Alex, do as you will. I shall retire to my tower. We’ll discuss the miner problem later.”
The woman walks away, her stiletto heels audibly clacking against the sterile white floor. The androgene in front of you pinches the bridge of his nose in exasperation and sighs before turning towards you. “I’m Lieutenant Alex of House Gregor, a Cis black/white mulatto asexual androgene. My pronouns are He/Him/His. State your name, prefered pronoun and P.S.”.

Your eyes narrow. If you’re going to save your balls, this person is going to be your first obstacle. “My name is Gordon, a white cis male. I too use He/him/his, and I have a Privilage score of 126.8.”.

Alex flinches as you state your score. “Oof. A bit high, isn’t it? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for that. Tomorrow, we’ll be doing an operation that -”
Nope, not letting him even consider that. “Actually,” you interject “I overheard it. I was wondering… Due to my performance today, would it be possible to not geld me? I mean, if my score is lowered, from my gelding, it’ll become low enough for me to be legally TRIGGER WARNING raped, and I’m deathly scared of TRIGGER WARNING rape. Is it really right to be propagating TRIGGER WARNING rape culture?”

>>35048349
Not forced, anon, that sounds very rape which is rather problematic. You would be required to.

>>35048404

The Lieutenant strokes his hairless chin in consideration, and you use that as a cue to continue.
“Also, I don’t think that I deserve it. I’d love to be less privileged, but I left an innocent in a dangerous positioning, endangering Zher life. Do I really deserve it? With my aggressive tendencies, lowering my privilege so soon might be detrimental to society!”

“Hmmmm…” The Lieutenant is deep in thought. You can probably sway him over!

>What argument do you use to tip dem scales like a fedora?
>Also, roll dice+2d100

>>35048404
Oohh shit, pulling out a legal rape argument from left field?! SHIT SON THAT'S GENIOUS!

Rolled 60, 60 = 120 (2d100)

>>35048428

Rolled 58, 29 = 87 (2d100)

>>35048428
rolling

Rolled 87, 9 = 96 (2d100)

>>35048467
Double sixty?
Fuck me.

Rolled 43, 69 = 112 (2d100)

>>35048428

>>35048487
>>35048467
Best of three means.....
87 + 60.

Unless you want to give us a bonus for the super unlikely DOUBLE SIXTY.
With 66 posts, 6 images too, none the less. Well, 67 after this one.

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>>35048510

>>35048428
Since the dice are already rolling, I'll think up an argument to tip the scales...

>He said it himself, he needs us as a good recruit. We're heavily combat focused (apparently, might be bullshitting) so having BALLS will make us a more ballsy fighter.
>We don't want to be raped.
>Our high Privilege score means nobody will care about us, making us fly under the radar in terms of social importance.
>The first White Knights were all men with balls, surely that means we can have them too?
>If our Privilege score MUST be dropped, we can take other routes if the other arguments fail. Such as become homosexual trap otherkin multiple systems or something.

I can't think of anything else that'll help with our argument.

>>35048349
Its easier to escape from a gay furry orgy than it is to escape from the white knights

>Convince roll
87+60=147
DC passed. Looks like you've got a decent chance of keeping your dick.

I'm also going to cherrypick a few arguments from >>35048548


However. Privilege check -

>RESULTS
120
87
96


PRIVILEGE SCORE - 126.8
PRIVILEGE NOT CHECKED.


Final Results: DC passed, privilege remains unchecked. And that's just awful.

>>35048548
If they need to deal with the miner uprising then having a cishet male within their ranks might be a very valuable asset.

Rolled 15, 92 = 107 (2d100)

>>35048428
Argue that we are yet to young to fully discover our sexual orientation and that gelding us would deprive us of a whole spectrum of experimenation.
Or some shit like taht

>>35048510
>>35048502
>>35048467
Jesus shit that is some coincidence.
60 and 60, 666 posts, and 6 images at the end time of rolling.
666666.

>>35048597
Indeed, eventually you may identify as a male lesbian, it would be harsh to geld so young.

>>35048593
I didn't think of that, good thinking fellow Anon.

>>35048404
>Tomorrow, we’ll be doing an operation that -
oh hey, that is TIME, time is good!
if he refuses, we could pretend to accept it so we don't draw extra scrutiny until the time actually comes

>>35048591
>Final Results: DC passed, privilege remains unchecked. And that's just awful.
hahahaha
oh god I am choking on my sammich

>>35048610
Satan gets to keep his cock, satan IS the cock.

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>>35048591
>Privilage remains unchecked. And that's just awful.

A sudden burst of inspiration and charisma unbecoming of a 13 year old shut in hits you like a brick. “The castration is symbolic of the fact that the 4 Heroes never managed to lay a woman, right? Surely if I take a vow of chastity, it’ll be alright. And besides, keeping my balls might help out against the miners.”

The Lieutenant gives you a quick staredown, before breaking into a laugh. “Ahah, I guess I can’t argue with you on this. It’d be a shame to lose a recruit like you. Tell you what, I’ll initiate you into the Serving Seed program. You’re permitted to keep your male equipment, but you must make a donation to the Grand Semen Bank at the ages of 16, 18 and 20. But you’ll have to work hard to prove the superiority of your genes.”

Oh thank the empress your TRIGGER WARNING penis is safe.
The lithe brown White Knight pulls the tubes out of your arm and closes the curtains around you both, before motioning you to start changing back into your (Newly cleaned) uniform.
“Now, Gordon. Onto the next order of business. You’ve really impressed some of the higher ups with that fancy display earlier. You didn’t even use any hypocritium, and you defeated a brogre pretty much singlehandedly! Mistress Melissa wants you in her Femme Fatals, the heads of house all want you in many ways and the CISquizition has their eye on you as well. I confess, I too have an interest in you. Your skills could be very useful with a, ah, big problem I have.”

You manage to throw on your shirt, blazer, skirt, stockings and heels on in record time. The stockings are a bit tight, and they press into the soft flesh of your thigh. It’s not uncomfortable, but it certainly is distracting. A quick glance at the androgene in front of you eliminates the inkling of fear you had that your stockings were too small. Looks like they’re designed to hug that tight. You’re adjusting the hem of your skirt as Alex starts his proposition.

>>35049191
Alex glances away, scratches the back of his head and laughs nervously in his high pitched voice before continuing. Perhaps you shouldn't have changed in front of him?
“The miners are acting up, and with your skills, I believe you can help. Our spies have reported that they’re planning an attack; something big. With your balls intact, you could pose as one of them and help stop their plan. I’ll admit, we’d both get some pretty big rewards. A reduction in privilege as well as extra estrogen in our rations for a month at the very least. But I shan’t judge you if you don’t want to. You can just enrol normally and undergo basic training. Or you can take up one of the other jobs. What’ll it be?”

(Pick one. Feel free to ask questions, I’ll try to answer them before I tally up votes)

>Stop the miners, then enrol in the academy
>Just enroll in the academy
>Join CISQuizition
>Other

>>35049235
>>Stop the miners, then enroll in the academy
We aren't actually going to stop them, right?

>>35049235
>Stop the miners, then enrol in the academy.

Because honestly? We need this big break.

>>35049235
>Stop the miners, then enroll in the academy.
Gotta get some redpill before we drink the kool-aid.
But honestly, what is the CISquisition?

>>35049292
Probably an Inquisition-like society that enforces the Feminist agenda, they're also likely the ones who were in charge of where we've been living most of our lives, as it was a correctional facility and education centre.

>>35049292
It's sort of kind of like an inquisition that enforces the feminist agenda and cuts down on any dissenters.
They control the Independent Thought Alarm, and send agents to deal with all those who trigger it.

>>35049235
>Stop the miners, then enrol in the academy
undercover agent in the resistance! ohoho, what could POSSIBLY go wrong.

>>35049235
>Join CISQuizition

>>35049235
Is sex between a man and a women legal?

>>35049235
what IS the cisquizition?

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>>35049235
>Stop the miners, then enrol in the academy
Oh lawdy. Let's try to push this double game as far as possible, which means:
>we abso-fucking-lutely musn't do anything outside of what is expected of us until we get to the rebells
>by being super loyal let's try to get the most gear to the rebells under the radar

>>35049416
See >>35049345

>>35049405
Only after the woman has done triple-signing all 15 of the required consent forms. If you are a mistress, you can fuck your property whenever you like, though.

>>35049235
>Join CISQuizition
We get to hunt out heresy

>>35049345
Joining them would give us the best opportunities to overthrow the dystopia, but we do need to be deprogrammed first.

Thanks great Patriarch!

>>35049421
>rebelling against the matriarchy
Sounds like you need some mandatory therapy to reverse the right wing brainwashing you're obviously a victim of.

>>35049345
>Independent Thought Alarm
what is that?

>>35049235
>>Join CISQuizition
Inquisiting sounds fun. And useful.

>>35049421
That is too quick and drastic a change... after all, we still got to keep our balls
no, we will go in intent to bring them down, and then we will learn of their ways (to be a proper double agent), we will anguish over the dichotomy of what we were taught in our cell for 13 years, and what we are taught by the miners. Eventually choosing a side as we mature

>>35049235
Stop the miners

>>35049235
>Stop the miners, then enrol in the academy

>>35049235
>Join CISQuizition

>>35049441
So we can be sexually dominated by our mistress? I want this.

>>35049508
>That is too quick and drastic a change... after all, we still got to keep our balls
by that i meant, we got a reaffirmation that the system works.

>>35049441
Oh Lawd. The satire, it burns!

>>35049235
>Join CISQuizition

>>35049235
>Stop the miners, then enroll in the academy
I'm going with this.

>>35049580
Shame ya didn't pick to work under a mistress.

>>35049470
Thinking thoughts too loudly can trigger the hypocritium sensors. If the thought is judged to be racist, misogynistic or otherwise offensive, then they dispatch an CISquisition squad to start the reprogramming of the individual who triggered it.


Miners it is then. I'm going to grab some food (It's half 10 and I haven't eaten yet), take care of various bodily functions and then post. Be back soon.

>>35049656
How the hell did we not trigger this so far with the "I don't want to be gelded" thought? surely not wanting to be gelded is a misogynistic though

>>35049684
We were thinking vary quietly and still using the appropriate TRIGGER WARNING trigger warnings, in our thoughts about TRIGGER WARNING gelding

>>35049684
Even if we did, they probably had the ability to know we had a White Knight right in front of us. They probably didn't bother wasting their time on us, thinking the White Knight would give us a solid beating or something.

>>35049684
It clearly is.. We've flagged the alarm you just don't hear it. It's like the TRIGER WARNING bat phone

>>35049641
what satire? this is perfectly realistic and accurate depiction of the leaders of third wave feminism.
the only question is whether the average feminist on the street is as batshit crazy as their leadership is
all signs point to yes

>>35049758
fair point, if the alarm was flagged it doesn't mean immediate response or blaring sirens, think how many that would trigger!
no, it means there is now a report in the CISquisition. And once it is processed a team will be sent to collect us for brainwashing.

>>35049656
>>35049734
So we need to work on a way to think about what we want without TRIGGER WARNING triggering the thoughtcrime sensors.

Captcha: England rtictsw
This somehow feels appropriate.

>>35049988
Easy. Think about how wrong it would be to think about X

>>35049988
I still argue that our thoughts should not be impossibly meta
we are a loyal follower of the doctrine... for now
we were a little distraught about the gelding, but that was cancelled already, reaffirming our belief in the system and giving us trust in our superior white knight.
of course, our assignment as a double agent will force us to confront new thoughts and ideas, but until that point in time we should not even have such thoughts

>>35050082
I have evidence that we do have an awful lot of such thoughts. See spoiler for details.
don't think of a pink elephant

>>35050413
That is the point, you had to SAY this to me.
The idea, the concept, must come from somewhere. It might be a natural mutation of existing ideas, or putting things together, but at the moment it is totally alien to us.

>>35050451
Which is the meta reason why most of us voted for the mines, so that Gordon has exposure to any idea that hasn't been thoroughly sanitized.

By the way, votes are currently at
Going to the mines:
>>35049266
>>35049271
>>35049292
>>35049348
>>35049421
>>35049555
>>35049527
>>35049650

Joining the CISQuistion:
>>35049390
>>35049442
>>35049476
>>35049646

>>35050588
his name is gordon? and he has no last name?
contextually, from the plot, the most appropriate last name for him is Freeman

I'm back, and writing now. It'll probably be the last update tonight, with the choice leading on to next thread. Sorry for the really short thread, I'm real tired and didn't write nearly enough notes.. I've got all of Wednesday off, so a longer thread then.

>>35050634
>FreeMAN

This triggered me.

>>35048106
Yes, yes it is.

>>35050634
That was brought up in the last thread.
And yes, he needs a crowbar.
>>35050692
That too.

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>>35050692
it was meant to

>>35050697
We could be a transwoman shemale lesbian without breasts!

>>35050710
>And yes, he needs a crowbar.
I don't know... there is such a thing as being too referential.
he should have a mining pick instead.
its not as manly as a chainsaw and being a lumberjack, but its close

>>35050734
Gordon Parker

>>35050634
"Ah, Gordon… We expected you. You are the Freeman our Supercomputers calculated would come."

>>35050734
I say we go full Grey Fox/Cyborg Ninja.

We'll reject the name Gordon, given to us by the system, and become the Frank Jaeger. The Free Hunter.

>>35050824
why?
also
Gordon Patriarcher

>>35050863
Do you Red Faction?

>>35050998
the crappy video game showcasing nvidia physx?

>>35050634
I've always been partial to Gordon G. Gordon myself

>>35051217
that is a very cool name
but for this quest specificlaly FreeMAN is uniquely appropriate

>>35051217
Sounds like a detective. Detective Gordon G. Gordon.

“The miners seem like the most pressing issue. I’d be glad to help you out, Alex.”
Alex flashes you a radiant smile. “Great! We’ll kit you up, then we’ll head out to the times. Time is of the essence.”

The pair of you wander the halls of the academy, and you get a few glimpses into what your daily life will be once you return. Recruits train against masculine training dummies, ramming weapons into their frames or unleashing savage beasts to maul them. Noddists polish the scalps of their fellow initiates. Many sit and learn in the classrooms, hordes of similar looking students dutifully studying. It looks rather serene, honestly. The only imperfection is the grey, overcast sky that hangs over the academy.


The two of you chatter idly as you wander the calls. Alex lets you know how the system of the academy is run. Once enrolled, you join a house. There is one house for each of the four heroes. You start in basic training, learning corrective history and combat, until you are deemed skillful enough to advance to the position of Squire. As a squire, you tend to the needs of a fully fledged Knight until you graduate to the position of Knight. Knights can become Masters after heroic acts of bravery, and the Grandmasters lie above them

Grandmasters have unprecedented political pull for individuals that were once men, and they have been known to alter policies with but a word.


The two of you eventually reach a large room, packed full of munitions and weapons of all kinds. Alex turns around and looks at you.

"So, have you decided how you want to do this? We're currently in the armoury, and it's time for you to choose what weapons you'll take with you on this mission."

>>35051500
He gestures to a skintight suit with a frilly skirt around the waist.
"This is the S-S S S-S. It's a stealth suit. You can activate it to turn utterly invisible for a short period of time. Much like interracial breeding, mixing both plastics and steel has created a much superior force, a new type of protection." Alex points towards a much larger, bulkier set of armour. "Or you could take that. The Juggless Juggernaut suit. It enhances your physical assets. It's not very covert though, and the hypocritium reactor has a short lifespan. If you take that, you'll have to be in and out very quickly."

He looks at you and shrugs. "Depends on what you want. Stealth and covert activities, or overwhelming force. Your choice."

He sways his hips as he struts towards a long glass table with a variety of weapons laid across it. "Weapons are just as important. You can choose from a few hypocritium powered weapons, a sword, a knife, a chakram, an axe. There's also the boosted Anti-rape taser shocker pen - a small pen shaped device capable of discharging enough electicity to incapacitate an enemy. There's also the somewhat phallus shaped blowgun with a variety of darts. Sleep, toxin, hallucinate agent and a few more somewhat... exotic payloads." And then he gestures towards a small rectangle. "Or the Empress's army knife, with built in grappling hook, knife, bottle opener, lockpick, file, nailfile, nail clippers, wrench, pliers, circumcision knife and screwdriver. Budget cuts dictate that you can only take a single armour and two weapons with you, what'll it be, Gordon?"


(Armour) Pick One.
>Stealth Skinsuit (Stealthy)
>Juggless Juggernaut Armour. (Fighty)

(Weapons) Pick Two
>Hypocritium powered large weapon (Axe, sword,spear)
>Hypocritium powered small weapon (Chakram, Knife)
>Taser pen
>Incredibly phallic blowgun
>Empress's Army Knife

>>35051523
>Stealth Skinsuit (Stealthy)
>Taser pen
>Empress's Army Knife

>>35051523
>Much like interracial breeding, mixing both plastics and steel has created a much superior force
heh

>>35051523
>Stealth Skinsuit (Stealthy)
>Taser pen
>Empress's Army Knife

>>35051523
>Stealth Skinsuit (Stealthy)
>Hypocritium powered small weapon (Chakram, Knife) Odachi
>Taser pen

>>35051523
>Stealth Skinsuit (Stealthy)
>Hypocritium powered small weapon (Knife)
>Incredibly phallic blowgun

>>35051523
Stealth suit
Dick gun
Army knife

So yeah, I'm tired. I'm going to let people vote on this, then pick up with the start of the miner mission on Wednesday. I've archived the thread.

Sorry for the short thread. Sleeping at 3 AM then getting up at 8 for a lecture means I'm dying on the inside. See you all later.

>>35051523
>Juggless Juggernaut Armour. (Fighty)
>Hypocritium powered large weapon (Axe, sword,spear)
Just this once, I want to be the fighty dude.

>>35051500
Okay first lets ask Alex what kind of mission it is. Assuming its as wacky as it sounds:
>Zastava Serbian AK-47
>Enough ammo clips
>Sweddish webbings, cheap but very effective, clip the ammo on it
>Bundeswehr overcoat for top comfyness and discretion
>Danish civil defence breadbag for food and anything we might need to transport
>tactical heels
>yugoslav rutsack with blanket/clothes/AK-47 cleaning kit and manual
>whatever cool looking flag we find for added charisma once we get a flag bearer
Optionaly a czech m52 helmet if we want to go full combat mode

>>35051679
good knight op
good night and all hail the patriarchy

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>>35051523
>Taser pen
>Imperial Army Knife
"If I need to pass for one of them, I don't think armor is going to be helpful, especially with that skirt. In truth, if this is a sneaking mission, weapons and equipment should be procured on site. If you feel that's unwise, I'll take the army knife, and taser pen.

>>35051696
>>35051523
Fuck me for not refreshing
Ih well:
Suit:
No preference
Weapons
KNIFE THE ENNEMY
Blowgun

>>35051679
Gute Nacht OP

>>35051523
>circumcision knife
not a gelding knife?

>>35051523
>Stealth suit
>Weapon one (no preference)
>Army Knife

>>35051523
>Stealth Skinsuit (Stealthy)
>Taser pen
>Empress's Army Knife

>>35051696
>this level of detail
German detected.

>>35051679
Good eve m'lord

>>35051523
>>Juggless Juggernaut Armour. (Fighty)>>Hypocritium powered large weapon (Axe, sword,spear) HAMMER
>>Incredibly phallic blowgun
Forget subtlety. Gordon smash.

>>35048225
>trap
[TRIGGER WARNING] "Trap" is a problematic and antitolerant word, perpetuated by the filthy backwards XSEED cult.

>>35053542
what is the politically correct CISquisition word for trap then?

>>35053833
No idea, I just remember some gay furry otherkin thing bitching out XSEED for using the word trap in Akibara Strip. Probably something like pre-op transgirl even though that's actually inaccurate as fuck.

>>35050634

Why not become Flash?

>>35054041
A WOAAAAH
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

>>35053833
cross-dresser. The word you're looking for is cross dresser.

What do we know about the rest of the world?

>>35058618
Russia is the last bastion of sanity, locked in a cold war with the rest of the world.

>>35058687
IIRC it was china too, and a few other places.

>>35058618
>>35058687
>>35059153

you'd expect japan to actually put it's isolationism to some actual use

>>35059400
>implying Japen changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtFN8G0NN4M
Japen...Japen never changes.

>>35058687
sanity not Manly

Haha I made more terribad art! Ill post it when I get home

>>35058618
Hold on, isn't England full of muslims and they are not in favor of this feminism, aren't they?

>>35062596
You underestimate the power of Hypocritium.