>>35063369
>Follow her

Y'know, is what we did really that big a deal? We didn't let it go on for too long, and we apologized. If anything, wouldn't Eri be at fault for getting all obsessed over someone she just met? Also, why is it our fault that we're surrounded by cute girls and she's not? She needs to be more active about what she wants, instead of just waiting for "the One."

>>35063369
>Follow her

>>35063369
>Wait here
We've done everything we reasonably can. Now she's gotta get over it herself.

>>35063369
>Wait here

>>35063427
"Let's bait Ms Forever Alone."

I don't think she's popular or has any friends. So, we sort of removed a friend and crush at the same time. Not good.

Link to previous ones, seems interesting

>>35063500
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=background+character+quest

>>35063369
>Wait here

jesus christ I'm in the same fucking country as you Chuckles and you start this at midnight...

>>35063369
>>Wait here
Dammit all Chuckles do you have any idea what time it is in my time zone? How long do you plan on running for?

>>35063536
well where i am its 10 soooooo

>>35063537
probably a few hours, like 6+

>>35063369
>Wait here

>>35063572
And it's nearly 2 am here, that's like the most inconvenient time for anything if you got shit to do the next day. Which I do. What would you say are the odds of getting some interesting character development and/or smut in in the next couple of hours?

>>35063572
Fuck me you need to get an actual schedule, I've seen this start 4 hours from now, and 4 hours ago and it makes it very hard to make the threads

>>35063615
Hey man, if you got stuff to do you should head to bed, archives always there

>>35063616
... yeah i should probably try to do that sometimes, though in my defence, I did give ample warning for this one on twitter

>>35063645
So when approximately should I check your twitter page? Helps to know at least which days of the week you run this quest, otherwise I'd have to check your page constantly.

I stay where I am, Claire turning in my lap a few times, drool streaking down my leg, as she smacks her lips in her sleep.

Mia and Rosa both went home for the night, Rosa saying her parents missed her and Mia saying she was expected home.

Erica steps over me, her own cup of tea steaming in her hand, before she slams her door shut.

Claire jolts awake on my lap, "Huh? Is she still menstruating everywhere?" She asks, rubbing her eyes blearily.

>"Pretty much" Go to bed
>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again
>Other?

>>35063698
>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again

>>35063685
well considering i'm doing a thread every other day or so, you might wanna check it once a day, roundabout 6pm WAST idk man

>>35063645
>I did give ample warning for this one on twitter
Ample warning does not change the fact that I can maybe only make 1 in 3 threads because you run them all over the fucking place.

Have some kind of routine for fucks sake otherwise you'll wonder one day where all your players are when you start at bumfuck o clock and we've given up on you ever having a reliable schedule.

>>35063698
>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again

>>35063698
>>"Pretty much" Go to bed

>>35063712
Why did you start including prompts? I think it was better promptless.

>>35063698
>Other?
"I do kind of deserve it."
Stay here.

>>35063698
>>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again

>>35063698
>"Don't be mean." Knock on her door again

>>35063736
It wasn't

>>35063736
dude, if you've a good write-in, then write it in and it'll get support, but prompts are very helpful

>>35063741
>>35063698
Seconded

>>35063698
>>35063698
>"Pretty much" Go to bed
Give her space, try and talk to her later maybe.

>>35063749
It's far better for discussion, which means consensus and decisions are easier to reach. That being said, counting them is a bitch.

>>35063736
there have always been prompts

>>35063741
This.

>>35063741
Second

>>35063741
That.

"Well I kinda deserve it." I mutter, shifting my ass into a more comfortable seat on the floor.

Claire shrugs and dozes off again, breath warm against my still glittering thighs. I try to keep my eyes open, I really do, but staying up the whole night is taking it's toll and my eyelids close, chin bumping into my chest.

I awaken with a noise, I'd hunched over Claires' head, leaving my own trail of drool down her shirts shoulder. I can feel pain in my nose, where my glasses dug into it at a fucked angle.

A sticky note is stamped to the door at door knob level. I peel it off, dragging it down for a closer look. I squint at her chicken scratch handwriting, "Gone to library, fuck off and die."

I'm not sure if that's meant to damn me, or a sign she's at least returning to her somewhat normal attitude.

My mother clucks her tongue in exasperation as she walks past us, telling us to stop blocking the hall, as she explains to Mike that if he doesn't get a job soon, she'll kick him out.

>Stick up for Mike
>Go scope out the library
>Call Mia over again
>Get /fit/ with Claire

>>35063741
Yeah, why not.

>>35063923
>Get /fit/ with Claire

>>35063923
>Stick up for Mike
He is family. Just because we're fulfilling mom's dreams doesn't mean he has to right now too.

>>35063923
>Get /fit/ with Claire
Duhhh.

>>35063923
>>Get /fit/ with Claire
She probably won't kill herself in a library, we can wait til she gets back

>>35063923
>>Get /fit/ with Claire

>>35063923
>Get /fit/ with Claire

>>35063923

>Get /fit/ with Claire

>>35063923
>Get /fit/ with Claire
then
>Go scope out the library

>>35063923
>Get /fit/ with Claire
Really, we should give Erica some space, while showing that we are concerned for her.

I shake my head, at least she's not bitching me out.

"C'mon, I need to hit something." I tell Claire, who was lying in my lap still, awake and staring at the ceiling.

Heading to the basement, I have her hold the punching bag, as I wail inexpertly at it for a solid fifteen minutes. Claire keeps trying to correct me, but I'm mostly just getting aggression out, so she leaves me to it, doing some crunches on her own instead.

I sweat out some time on the wheelless bike as well, it does help to clear my head as I push myself to the point of exhaustion.

I half collapse off it, leg melting under me as I try to walk. Claire drags me to the old couch we shifted down here, returning with a glass of water, which she dumps some powder in.

"Brought this from home." She tells me, "Don't spill any, this cost me a shit tonne of money."

I take a sip, nearly gagging on the flavour, but I down the glass as she cracks her knuckles. Now it's my turn to collapse in her lap.

"I really fucked up, huh?" I ask.

"Yeah, instead of just fucking her." Claire responds with a grin.

"Not the time or place." I tell her, running a hand over my eyes.

She just ruffles my hair, "C'mon, I got something that might cheer you up, I brought it in my boooox oooof stuuuuff." She wiggles her fingers ominously at the last few words

>Whatever this is, I doubt I want part of it
>Alright
>Maybe we should check up on Erica
>Mike could probably use my help

>>35064181
>Alright
We'll check on Erica when she gets back.

If she walks in on us rutting, the retribution would probably be swift and legendary.

Or she could join in.

Or both.

>>35064181
>>Alright
This smacks of funtimes and I want in

>>35064181
>>Whatever this is, I doubt I want part of it
but
>>Fine

>>35064181
>>Whatever this is, I doubt I want part of it

>>35064181
>Alright

>>35064181
Allright

>>35064181
>>Maybe we should check up on Erica
Welp I'm casin' out. Try not to fuck big sis anons.

Or do, if that's your cup of tea. I don't care.

>>35064181
>Alright

>>35064181
>>Maybe we should check up on Erica

>>35064181
>Alright
I'd say wait until Erica's back before we check up on her again.

>>35064223
this is good

>>35064181
>>Alright

>>35064181
>Alright

I think we can solve Eri's problems by just sexing her up in 63 mode.

>>35064422
just being in 63 mode fucked things up, it would take one hell of an effort to fix things in 63 mode

>>35064438
Where there's a will, there's a way!

I take a prolonged breath. "Yeah, alright."

She helps me upstairs, half dragging me, as I hack up phlegm that had congealed in my lungs the workout.

She sits me on the bed and places a box in my lap. Smaller than the other one I'd seen her grab. I have the suspicion she split this one up from the rest.

"Open it, ya nignog." She commands, rapping me on the head with her knuckles.

Removing the lid, reveals a rather weedy looking cactus plant. “Where the hell did you even get a cactus?”

“Found it.” Is all she has to say.

“How do you find a cactus?”

She’s bustling around in her bags by this point. “Uncle Jimmy gave it as a present.” She straightens and turns around to smile at me. “I called it Danny y’know.”

“Aw, that’s actually kinda sweet.” I can't help but give her a smile.

“Yeah, it’s a skinny prick that depends on me for survival.” My smile disappears as she leans over and taps me on the nose. “Boop.”

She returns from her rummaging, handing me a framed picture of the two of us, from my tenth birthday, she's got cake smeared up her face in the photo, and I'm staring, dead eyed, into my gameboy.

>What do?

>>35064483
#rekt

>>35064483
>"Well at least I can go for ages without water!"

>>35064483
Cuddle

>>35064483
Help her unpack her stuff in our room.
Find some place on the window sill for Danny, and put the picture up on our desk.
Consider getting a better picture of us taken to be framed.

>>35064483
Reminisce about childhood

>>35064483
seconding >>35064556

>>35064181
> Maybe we should check on Erica.

>>35064628
Nah. We should stop kow-towing to her, and just go about our lives as usual. Our sister being mean to us isn't anything new. However, we should take good care of that Shadow of the Colossus figure.

>>35064556
third

>>35064683
>However, we should take good care of that Shadow of the Colossus figure.
we should also fix the one she threw against her door

>>35064483
>Get the second half of Sword Art Online and prepare to watch with your sister

>>35064735
Why would you do that? I thought we wanted her not to hate us

>>35064735
>Sword Art Online
>Good for reconciliation
>Not the equivalent of a flaming sack of shit

I give her a kiss on the cheek, a silent thanks for being uncharacteristically thoughtful.

She wraps a hand around my neck, "Love ya, shitcunt." She murmurs.

"C'mon, we should probably unpack some of your stuff." I tell her after a minute.

I shunt my half my wardrobe aside, allowing her to squeeze her clothes and shit in. I place the cactus on the window sill and give it a few drops of water, sunning it.

The picture, I place on my desk, placing it next to the figure my sister presented me with, I shift the frame in front of it a bit, it helps ease the guilt knotting in my gut. I do however blow a puff of dust off the figure.

Claire joins me, looking at the picture, "Heh, look how dumb your haircut was."

I turn to her, "You literally have a bowl cut in this. No wonder we never had any friends."

She grins, resting her head sideways on my shoulder, digging some of my headphones from her pocket. She shunts one in my ear, before placing her own in.

She's got my phone, playing a song I don't recognise for a few seconds, before it clicks, "Find. Me. somebody to LOooOOOVE!"

>Slowdance
>Fuck that
>Awkward loser dancing, it's what I'm best at

>>35064824
>Slowdance

>>35064824
>>Slowdance

>>35064824
>Slowdance

Finally some private time with the best waifu

>>35064824
>Slowdance

>>35064824
>>Slowdance

>>35064824
>Slowdance
Sing along
Get Claire to sing along
It's Queen and Freddie would be disappointed with you if you don't

>>35064824
>Slowdance
Sing along

>>35064824
>>Slowdance
maybe start crying for being such a fuckup with Sis situation because that would be pathetic and we haven't really been that pathetic in a while

>>35064824
slowdance with no sing along
spend some nice quality time

>>35065030
>be a pathetic crybaby
That's Sheen's gimmick, and the whole thing with the sister isn't that bad, she'll get over it, probably.

>>35065087
Okay, sorry.

We belt out along to the song, out of tune of course, as I wrap my arms around her hips.

We spin in place, her head nestling into my shoulder for a while, as she bellows up into my free ear.

She pulls away, indicating for a spin, I try to duck her into a dip kiss, but you know, bitch arms.

I drop her to the floor, but her head thankfully lands on a pile of misplaced shirts as she drags me down with her.

She giggles as the headphones scatter uselessly, pulling me in for another kiss. When our lips seal, she starts to lift a little off the floor, floating upwards again.

Sprawled atop her, I cling on to her, breaking the kiss in instinctual fear of loss of control. She laughs at the look of fear on my face. "You're a nerd, ya know that?" She asks.

She reaches above me and pushes off the ceiling, sending us sailing to wall above my door.

>What do?

>>35065095
"Yeah, but I'm your nerd and you love it."

>>35065095
>Take off clothes and see if they float too
You know, for experimental purposes

>>35065095
"And you're my beautiful, cute, slightly worryingly fine with polygamy, girlfriend."

>>35065095
"And that's why you love me."

>>35065120
i like this one

>>35065110
support

>>35065095
"And you're a musclehead. And I love you, Claire."

I cling tighter, "Yeah, but I'm your nerd, and you love it." She kisses the top of my nose before I continue, "And you're my beautiful, cute, slightly worryingly fine with polygamy, girlfriend."

She winks, clicking her tongue reassuringly, "You know it." She reaches her arms out, stopping us from bashing into the wall. Pushing off the roof, she floats us downwards.

She spins at the last second, dropping me off on the floor and pushing back up to float around my fan.

The floating cuts abruptly, and she falls, crashing into my bed, her head bangs against the bed frame slightly. "Ah dick!" She grouses, rubbing at her head, her finger comes away, thin streak of blood trailing down her forehead.

>Treat it with medicine
>Toughen up
>Use her healing shit

>>35065291
>>Use her healing shit
>"We just gotta hold hands to fix that right?"

>>35065291
>Treat it with medicine

>>35065291
Examine the injury so we can triage if it needs healing shit or just sleep.

>>35065291
>>Treat it with medicine
Doting_girlfriend.mkv

>>35065291
>stop bleeding with medicine
>use her healing shit to close it
>wash it up
In that order. Any bleeding on the head or face is a bitch, because it tends to bleed a lot.

>>35065315
This

>>35065291
seconding >>35065340

>>35065291
>>Treat it with medicine

>>35065340
This works.

>>35065318
>>35065327
>>35065340
>>35065376
I still don't get why you guys think we need to use medicine. Ours power-dispersal-powers have proved reliable enough thus far that I have no doubt we can heal her magically, and as such dicking about with medicine will only cause delay until she feels better (not that she probably cares, the lovable musclehead)

Inb4 gotta clean wound - last time it was when she'd punched a tree and had splinters in her hand, we removed them but we did nothing about cleaning the wound before it healed.

Lastly, it's so much quicker to simply hold her hands briefly before going to find a medical kit that why the hell not?

"Aw diddums." I croon, parroting her mockery back at her. I have her sit, examining the wound. Not deep, she just poked her forehead a bit too hard on a corner of something. "C'mon, I'll be your sexy nurse."

I lead her to the kitchen, sitting her on the bench, I clean her up, she hisses as the iodine presses to her, as I keep pressure on the cut.

That done, I set everything aside and offer my hands, "Here." Sure enough, she grasps my hands, and the wound forces itself shut, she groans, clasping at her gut for a second.

I stare at her and she shakes her head, "S'nothing."

I shrug, wiping her face off for any remaining blood.

"Thanks Danny, you're the best girlfriend a gal can ask for." She tells me, kissing a finger and mashing it into my cheek.

At that moment, Erica walks in through the front door, keys clattering on the bench as she throws them down on the bench.

She heads straight for the fridge, taking a long slug of milk, straight from the jug. She wipes her mouth, without looking she says, "I want to talk to you. Alone."

>What do?

>>35065531
Doting, not getting reliant on them for every little thing, doting, sexy nursery, doting

>>35065544
Talk to our sister. Alone.

>>35065544
>Alright. Now and where?

>>35065544
>Shoot a meaningful look into Claire's eyes
>Go and speak to her alone
Also, Claire just regenned her hymen

>>35065544
Get the lube and prepare our anus cuz she is going to tear it and us apart.

>>35065544
seconding >>35065575

>>35065558
support

>>35065558
This.

>>35065544
Ask Claire if she could wait for us in our room; she's free to play whatever videogames she wants.

>>35065595 here, this anons got to get some sleep, damn you Chuckles and your retarded runtimes

Claire shunts me into the hall after her, collapsing on the couch to watch K dramas with Mum.

I follow Erica to her room, pushing the door open, she barely has me inside, before she shoves me back against the door, hand pressed into it over my shoulder, to keep it shut.

"What you did was retarded and weird." Good start. No fist swinging yet.

Her lips curl in anger. Growling in frustration, she asks me

>"Why the fuck didn't you come to the library?"

Man, I hope we can get all this drama sorted out by the time this thread's over. Drama is good as a plot device, but if it goes on for too long everything just gets kinda bleak in a world where we can give girls (or guys?) super powers by kissing them. So what I'm saying is, let's not dwell on drama too much and have fun.

>>35065725
>"Uhm...uuuhhhh...."
Just stare at her dumbly.

>>35065725
Slap our face.
"Shit, I JUST KNEW there was a reason you left that note, I was just too fucking blind."

>>35065725
>You said to fuck off and die. Does one do that at a library?

>>35065725

>Because I don't think you could have told me in any more explicit terms that you were not interested in talking to me then.

>>35065725
"I didn't think you'd want anything to do with me."

>>35065725
Wait, you wanted us to come to the library? I turned into a girl temporarily, that doesn't mean I can understand the indirect request girls make.

>>35065752
support

>>35065746
This.

>>35065725
"You said to fuck off and die. I thought you needed more time to yourself."

>>35065776
Seconded

>>35065752
This

>>35065725
>"It... was not apparent from the note that that was what you wished me to do."

>>35065746
Second

>>35065725
seconding >>35065776

>>35065725
"All your note said was to fuck off and die; I thought you wanted more time to yourself."

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"Your note said, and I quote, 'Fuck off and die'. How was I supposed to interpret that?" This some bullshit.

She slaps her forehead, "Rrrrg, how the fuck did you get any girls to like you. That's girl talk for come meet me at the library!"

I just quirk an eyebrow, "Are you sure it's not crazy bitch for come meet me at the library?"

Her eyes droop again, tears starting to well in them, "I thought I found someone nice." She murmurs, "Someone that actually liked me. All the girls in my course... they call me Ericunt. Not even behind my back. They all make fun of me for being a weeb...."

>What do?

>>35065746
this

>>35065876
not suggesting this is what to say but man this is funny considering she yelled at us to hide our power level.

>>35065876
Hug her.
"Well, I ain't got tits, but I'm sure I like you well enough."

>>35065876
>Say "Don't ruin this." and just hug.

>>35065876
>Hug
>C'mon sis, I like you. Maybe not how you thought Danielle did, but I do care about you.

>>35065876
>Hug tightly
>"Most people are shits. You just gotta find the one's that aren't. Claire's been my only friend for as long as I remember, it's only recent that I've had anything to do with anyone else at all"
>>35065888
Not really, that's plain simple human nature to mock others for personal traits you wish you didn't have

>>35065876
"The kids in my grade make fun of me for the same shit...me and Claire have made some effective plots to murder a few and hide the bodies over the years. I've learned that I don't need anyone to think I'm cute so long as I've got at least one person who can tolerate me."

>>35065947
>Maybe not how you thought Danielle did
No.

>>35065955
support

>>35065955
I know it's human nature but it's still damn funny.

>>35065890
This

>>35065977
Well then I agree, it IS pretty darned funny when people do that

>>35065876
Hug her.
"Look, I know how it can be. Up until just a week ago, Claire and me were in the same exact boat. Until I came along, so was Mia.
"Until you find the one or two people in your course who aren't complete and utter cunts and assholes, we can be here for you."

>>35065876
>Hugs
>"But I do like you."

>>35065956
>Seconding, along with,
"Hey, you wanna go fuck up their day with superpowers?"

I lean forward, wrapping her in a hug, she flinches for a second, but allows it. "C'mon Eri, I like you."

She sniffles loudly into my shoulder, "Shut up."

I shake me head, "No I do, really. Look, I get it, I've only had one friend as long as I can remember. Mia had it even rougher until a week ago."

Another sniff, I can feel the tears staining through my shirt now, "Really?"

I nod into her shoulder, "Yeah, but I realised, I don't need everyone to like me, most people are just huge cunts, as long as I had one person to tolerate my bitching."

She pulls back, "But I don't have any friends, not really."

"Well, until you find someone in your classes, you can talk to me and Claire and even Mia. Ok?" A weak smile breaks through her tears, like a sun shining through a parting in clouds, "That's the spirit." I tweak her chin, "Cheer up sis."

She slaps me across the face, hard. I can taste blood where I bit my cheek in surprise. "That's for tricking me." She rights me again, before pecking me on the forehead, "And that's for not being a shit."

>What do?

>>35066143
"I... think I deserve more of a hit then that."

>>35066165
>>35066143
Second

>>35066165
That just makes it sound like you're getting off on it.

>>35066143
>Kiss her
"I'm sure I don't need to say what that's for."

>>35066143
>"Wow, uhm...well, you sure hit like a girl."

>>35066143
Stumble off and find Clair. Let the bonding over vidya begin.

If mom asks about the red, we were practicing a dramatic presentation for English.

>>35066143
>>35066165
"There's some stuff in the basement if you want to join us in training."

>>35066143
>"By the way, it seems I have the ability to give people super powers when I display them affection. It doesn't have to be anything major, Mia's drawings come to life simply when I hold her hand. Wanna see what you can do?"

>>35066143
>>35066198
seconded

>>35066198
This

>>35066143
Offer to keep her company with Claire.
"Hey, come on, hang out with Claire and me. As foul-mouthed and insensitive as she is, she does like you, you know."

As for Mike, I dunno. On the one hand, we've been treating him like shit. But on the other, he treats everyone else like crap.

>>35066191
support

>>35066182
Are you forgetting she is our sister?

>>35066198
>>35066182
This

>>35066143

Seconding >>35066231 and >>35066191


>As for Mike, I dunno. On the one hand, we've been treating him like shit. But on the other, he treats everyone else like crap.

Leave him be, he has his waifus, he needs nothing else.

>>35066182
>>35066198
Second

>>35066247
Not for an instant.

>>35066231
>As for Mike, I dunno. On the one hand, we've been treating him like shit. But on the other, he treats everyone else like crap.
Help him with life or something as Mom's throwing him away soon if we do nothing

>>35066247
Yes, and?

>>35066198
This, I wanna know what sis' powers are

How about we don't kiss her

>>35066252
>>35066261
He can be NEET-ish, but he still needs to get a job, even if it's a part-time one, to at least afford a small apartment, electricity, and an internet connection.

>>35066261
How exactly do we help a NEET? Shove a 2.5D cosplayer in front of him to drag him off to anime-cons wearing mildly respectable anime outfits?

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>>35066247
>pic related
>>35066143
>>35066165
>>35066193
>>35066182
>>35066198
Why are all these options yes?

>>35066261
Maybe we can make it a family project, Make Mike not suck,.

>>35066295
>>35066296
Use Claire to subdue him and kidnap him into a trip to a less weeb place.

>>35066198
Seconding

>>35066198
This, at the very least we should tell her about it all.

>>35066260
What's wrong with you?

Inb4 you want us to fuck our sister

>>35066311
pls no
>>35066316
Sounds like a good challenge.

>>35066349
You know the old adage, you can't spell 'win' without 'incest'

>>35066296
>drag him off to anime-cons wearing mildly respectable anime outfits?
Make him think he's doing a Pheonix Wright cosplay?
"Come on, man, get in character. You're a defense lawyer now."

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>>35066325
He'd wither and die.

Why don't we tell him to learn IT?

well this vote is a cluster fuck

throwing it to strawpoll for clarity

votes close at 40 minutes past the hour

http://strawpoll.me/2631192

>>35066367
But you can, has all that inbreeding made you retarded

>>35066404
Ah, he's thinking of wincest

>>35066403
Over 40 votes. Do we really have that many people here or is there some samefagging going down?

Can we please not make this weird again? I mean, weirder? We seem like we come from a regular, non-incestual family.

>>35066439
And yet he'd still have fucked it up, should have been "you can't spell wincest without win" rather than "you can't spell win without wincest"

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>>35066403
por que no los cuatro

>>35066493
It's almost like it was deliberate...

>>35066478
What do you think retard? Strawpoll is even easier to samefag then 4chan

>>35066482
I would not call our family normal by any stretch of the word

>>35066478
Actually it counts choosing more than one option as more than one vote

>>35066505
I do find it interesting that "Kiss Her" has shot from barely any votes to the lead in the last minute or so.

>>35066478
Over 50. Seems like some samefagging might be happening.

Hoping for no incest.

>>35066509
no, it actually ddoes not

>>35066500
>I was only pretending to be a retard

>>35066530
The samefaggers are pushing for it pretty hard.

>>35066535
Yeah, it does.

>>35066539
>And you fell for it

alright votes are closed

seeing if she has powers is ahead by enough of a margin that it will be done singularly

>>35066561
Just look if I vote x and y then it counts 2 votes not one use a proxy to find out, good luck finding one that hasn't been used

>>35066594
>seeing if she has powers is ahead by enough of a margin that it will be done singularly
It's only above by 4 votes, that's less than a tenth of the entire vote.

>>35066572
>damage control

>>35066561
oh, I must have miscounted
still most votes for "Hang out with her Claire" came in within the first couple of minutes

>>35066639
What, damage to my anonymous reputation that disappears into the void the moment I don't reply to you anymore?

>>35066508
This family isn't normal?

>>35066640
Look everyone knows that was samefagged as fuck, at least the incest samefags didn't get their way.

>>35066712
I voted for Hang out with her Claire.

I'm not even opposed to incestuous happenings, but this seems like a really bizarre moment to try and force them.

>>35066594
I think you should stop using strawpoll,
or at least shorten the time limit

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>>35066702

Wait, the kissing thing was as in a proper kiss and not on forehead or something?

>>35066745
Yeah, announce it in advance and then only hold it open for a minute. Shouldn't be enough time for samefagging to make much of a difference

>>35066777
As in full on wincest

>>35066777
Yes, mouth to mouth.

>>35066777
It was the last episode of Oreimo.

>>35066799
>>35066795
Oh.
...huh. Well, good thing it didn't win then, I guess.

>>35066777
I believe so

>>35066782
yes, that should work

>>35066782
That's a pretty good idea. I hope you're listening, Chuckles.

"Well this is gonna sound crazy any way I put it, but it seems I have the ability to give people super powers when I display them affection or junk. It doesn't have to be anything major, Mia's drawings come to life just from holding hands. Wanna see what you can do?" I ask.

She twiddles her fingers uncertainly, "So that's how you healed my foot then?" I nod. "Well... alright then."

She reaches a hand out, and I take hold of it. Nothing happens for a beat, then she disappears.

I can still feel her palm, warm in my hand, but I let go. "AH! Where'd I go?" She screams.

I step away, as a knock comes on the door, my foot is jabbed into painfully and I fall to the floor yelping, her figure, some giant robot with sunglasses, jabbed sharp into the soft meat of my foot.

The door creaks open, Mum stands in the doorway, staring at me on the floor. Erica, still invisible, takes a step back, only noticeable by the slight depression her foot makes in her carpet.

"Daniel, why are you snooping around in your sister's room?" I notice she's got a roll of plastic bags in her hand.

>What do?

>>35066782
not a bad idea for the future actually

inb4 people complaining about, muh not enough time

>>35066862
>I notice she's got a roll of plastic bags in her hand.
OH FUCK NO

>She told me to grab a textbook. What are you doing snooping around in her room?

>>35066862
Searching for any dirty magazines she might have, of course.

>>35066862
I was fetching some notebooks she needed for the library.

>>35066862
she called and asked me to look some stuff up for her from her room.

>>35066862
>roll of plastic bags in her hand
I don't get it.

>>35066862
"She asked me to drop something off for her in here when she got back from the library, but I didn't know what she wanted so I was waiting in here for her."
"Also, ow, knock next time."

>>35066862
"I dunno, why are you up here with a bunch of plastic bags?"

>>35066917
Going to try and throw her stuff away.

>>35066910
this version seems best

>>35066897
support

>>35066862
"She wanted me to try and fix one of her figures for her, but I couldn't find it...till I stepped on it. OW!"

>>35066917
She's come here to throw away all of our sister's weeb stuff.

>>35066888
Yeah, hence why announcing it before giving a link, give people time to watch the thread like a hawk
>>35066862
>"Got lost. Do you plan to use those plastic bags as I think you do? Because I don't think you should"

>>35066862
"She asked me to clean up her little toy robots. I didn't realize they'd hurt that much if I stepped on them. Anyway, what do you need, mom?"

>>35066862
"Depends. What's with the plastic bags?

>>35066917
Surprise moving party.

I'm surprised she didn't start with Mike, since she's not a NEET.

>>35066918
This

>>35066918
Second

>>35066928
>>35066943

What?! Why? No. Stop this. Not cool mom.

>>35066888
How else are we meant to samefag?

>>35066897
This

>>35066918
This seems good.

>>35066918
Supportan

>>35066862
>"She asked me to drop something off for her in here when she got back from the library, but I didn't know what she wanted so I was waiting in here for her."
>"Also, ow, knock next time."

Good idea is good.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>35066862
>>35066897
seconded

I raise a hand out, holding it over my sister's closer foot, "Well, she asked me to pick something up for her in here, for when she got back from the library. Buuut I didn't know exactly what she wanted. I was about to call her when I stepped on this thing." I gesture at the mech. "Shouldn't you knock before barging into your daughter's room?" I ask.

She looks at me suspiciously, "This is my house Daniel, if I don't want to knock, I don't have too." Then she looks down, picking up a stray robot limb. "All these things do is gather dirt." She tucks it in her pocket, along with the roll of bags. She gathers most of the larger pieces and heads out the door, shaking her head. "Can't get a boyfriend with all this stuff lying around." She comments, as she enters the hall.

A few seconds later, Erica rematerialises with a gasp, a hurt look in her eye. "I was gonna fix him up." She says in a small voice.

>What do?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>35067094
They see me rollin'

>>35067121

Get That Doll

>>35067121
"Why don't I have Mia transform me into the ideal boyfriend who loves anime then? We could probably get it back then."

>>35067121
Stealth mission

>>35067121
>" Don't worry, I'll buy you a new one. You could consider it a reconciliatiom gift or something."
Then ask someone for money.

>>35067121
If we can turn her invisible again, getting the parts back should be simple enough.

>>35067121
>Commence Operation Virtuous Mission

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>>35067121
A mission, to be completed.
Ask her to go and make out peace with C while we handle this.

>>35067177
>>35067165
One of these, or both.

>>35067121
"How would you like to fuck with her?"

"We make you invisible again, and you can put them all on display in mom and dad's room. She'll have no idea how it happened."

buy her a new one by stealing mikes neetbux

>>35067217
we can't turn invible though

>>35067278
She'd just throw them all out.

>>35067121
"I could turn you invisible again, and then you could take it back."

>>35067291
Doesn't mean we can't punch mum out and then get the figure back or do it sneakily or something.

>>35067309
>punch mum out
Terrible.

>>35067318
So terrible it's good?

>>35067309
Punching her is a bit too much.
She is a cunt, but she is doing it for Erica's sake.

>>35067318
She wants Claire to find some douchebag boyfriend like Chad.
I think Dad needs to be engaged in this.

>>35067332
no

>>35067355
So terrible it's... terribly good?

>>35067333
No, she's projecting what she thinks Erica should be. That's terrible.
>>35067332
>>35067345
One does not care to punch their mothers. Snub them out out of spite at the wedding, sure.

I beckon her to follow me into the hall. "We're getting him back, Ok?"

We creep down after, a slight limp in my step, I peer around into the kitchen, mum's set the pieces on the bench, having answered the phone, seconds away from dumping them in the bin, the lid lies open, waiting.

>Send Erica
>Grab them yourself

>>35067402
>Grab them yourself

If Erica de-cloaks she'll be in a shitload of trouble.

>>35067402
>Grab them yourself
Be a MAN.

>>35067400
I mean she has no ill intent.
What she is doing is retarded, but it's not like she wants to make Erica suffer.

>>35067402
>Grab them yourself
If moms catches us we can be like "They're very speshul to me pls dun throw out pls"

>>35067402
>>Grab them yourself

>>35067402
>>Grab them yourself

>>35067402
>Grab them yourself
We must save our sis' Gurren Lagann

>>35067402
>>Grab them yourself
>"If you're just planning to throw the pieces out I can think of a better use for them"

>>35067402
>Grab them yourself

>>35067402
Turn Erica invisible and send her in.

>>35067402
>Grab them yourself
Zero fucks given.

If mom asks, we tell her that if she feels so strongly about it, she should actually TALK to her daughter rather than going behind her back.

I indicate for her to wait in the hall, creeping out into the kitchen, Mums' back is half turned, facing away from me at a sixty degree angle.

"Oh, that's good to hear..... " She repositions the phone, "Well.. they're ok, Danny got himself a girlfri~end EXciting! Erica? No she hasn't found a man yet, sadly. Mike? No still no girls... Or a job for that matter." She tells the person on the other end of the line, twirling a strand of her hair around her finger.

I reach out, trying to grab some of the pieces, before Mum swats my wrist away, without even looking, she slides them closer to the bin with a shake of her head.

She turns to me and mouths, 'I'm on the phone!'

Claire, however is walking through the kitchen, "Hey Mrs Speltin, where are the glasses again?" She asks innocently, giving me a look.

Mum sighs and turns to the cupboard. I snatch the pieces and stow them into my pocket, casually strolling back to the hall.

Releasing the breath I'd been holding, I pass the pieces back. "Thanks Danny." She gives me another kiss on the forehead, "You're almost making up for what you did." She adds with a smile.

Claire joins us in the hall, "Why are we being all James Bond and shit over some plastic bits?"

Eri just thanks us again and heads for her room.

>Tag along with her
>Try and get more /fit/
>See what Mike's up too
>Other?

>>35067661
>>Tag along with her
Fuck Mike

>>35067661
>Tag along to her room
WITH Claire

>>35067661
"Pretend it's one of my games, or a key from my laptop.

>>35067661
>>Tag along with her

>>35067661
>Try and get more /fit/
"Because my mom seems determined to alienate her children rather than admit she may not actually understand them."

>>35067661
>Ask if she'd like to join us in /fit/, I mean she would be able to hit us harder next time so we might actually learn something from it

>>35067661
>Tag along with her

>>35067661
>Tag along

>>35067661
Ask Erica to get /fit/ with us.

Any weebo could use some exercise. + we can bribe her with watching Clare exercise.

>>35067695
This

>>35067661
>Go see what Mike is up to
Maybe he's doing something creative when he's not wacking it to loli rape.

>>35067741
Next time we could have Mia change us to a chick and bribe her with watching Us exercise.

>>35067770
Oh yeah, that sounds like a /fantastic/ plan

>>35067770
Will probably bring up bad memories.
We could have some fun with Mia changing the looks, or making some /fit/ gear.

>>35067770
Yeah no.

>>35067661
>Other
Invite Erica to watching Claire work out while we try to get /fit/. Whisper to Erica that Claire really does like her, just doesn't show it because she doesn't know how, and would love to have Erica watch her as she gets all sweaty partly naked.

>>35067770
We could change her into a man, maybe she'll get over her penis envy?

>>35067840
She doesn't have penis envy?

>>35067837
She our GF. skip the "really does like her, just doesn't show it because she doesn't know how," part, or it will be awkward.

>>35067837
>Whisper to Erica that Claire really does like her, just doesn't show it because she doesn't know how,
Really?

>>35067837
no

Hey, we should turn Mike into a 3D Pig Disgusting.

>>35067837
No. You're retarded.

>>35067851
Of course she does, why do you think she's lesbo?

>>35067837
Nah, that there's creepazoid waters.

>>35067886
Turn Mike into a little girl.

>>35067886
He already is 3DPD. We should make one of his waifus come to life. Then NTR him.

>>35067915
That's mean.

>>35067886
Could... could Mia make him a 2D chinese cartoon? We've not tried it that way before

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Okay idea to prank Mike.
He is into lolis right?
Have Mia draw a loli, with horse dick, and have her confess love to Mike.

>>35067948
No thank you.
I'd rather not whack a hornets nest AGAIN

>>35067926
Yeah, but it might light a fire under his ass.

Not saying it's a good idea, though. Just saying it might be a slightly less horrible idea than it seems.

>>35067948
This is too cruel.
Do it Chuckles

We tag along to her room, Claire and I sitting on her bed as she tries to glue her figure back together. "Ah! These stupid drills, why don't you stay in place." She complains.

Claire nuzzles my shoulder as I look around, "Thanks for the Colossus by the way Eri." I notice a copy of the game on her shelf, but decide to leave it for now. "It's really accurate."

She grunts, still trying to fix her toy, "Fuckin' better be for sixty bucks."

"Sixty bucks!" Claire exclaims, "I could live off that for a week!"

I roll my eyes at her, "To be fair, you'd eat like shit on sixty a week."

She starts looking around, "How much is all this stuff worth?" she asks in wonder.

Eri blushes, there's a reason she can't afford a car for herself, "I don't know... probably in total... seven/eight grand?" She stares around at the horde of weeb shit.

Claire shakes her head, "The stuff I'd do with eight grand..." She says wistfully.

I snort, "Please, you'd use it to buy a dildo made of obsidian or something."

"Ok. Ew." Eri interrupts, as Claire grins in contemplation. "AHA." She seems to have gotten it working now, it stands in a triumphant pose, giant drill haning off his hand.

>Eri, you should stick up to mum
>Wanna go fuck with Mike
>Wanna go get /fit/?
>Bed Time

>>35067948
Why not, you know, just talk to him like a normal fucking human?
Tell him that if he's really that unable to do anything himself, there's drugs that will fix his neurochemical problems.

>>35067948
Make Mia draw a qt 3.14 loli and make her tell him that she will have sex with him if he gets a job.

>>35068047
>>Bed Time
We've fucked with our siblings enough today, I think

>>35068047
>>Wanna go get /fit/?
Being /fit/ is our goal in life, apparently.

>>35068047
>Bed Time

>>35068059
We need a convoluted scheme that will likely backfire.

Otherwise its not all that fun.

>>35068047
>Wanna go get /fit/?

>>35068047
>>Wanna go get /fit/?
We must get stronk

>>35068047
Time to get /fit/

>>35068047
>Wanna go fuck with Mike
The people demands it Chucks

>>35068047
>Wanna go get /fit/?
It'll be good for her self-confidence, which will help with sticking up to mom and maybe moving out.
Because if she stays here, mom's going to throw away all of Erica's figurines at the slightest chance.

>>35068047
>>Bed Time

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>>35068047
>>Wanna go get /fit/?

>>35068047
>>Wanna go fuck with Mike

>>35068047
>Wanna go fuck with Mike
Draw ourselves to Holk Hogan (or something else, mortal combat chicks maybe?)
Make him get /fit/

>>35068047
>Wanna go get /fit/?

>>35068047
>Wanna go get /fit/?
"And you can watch Claire like a creep. It's what I do to make the process tolerable."

>>35068047
>Wanna go fuck with Mike
Just find out the name of a chick in one of the stories he's reading, and we'll leave little notes for him from her. c:

>>35068121
We don't have Mia right now you know.