>>35087332
>coffee
>school

Who the fuck is Takuji Yasuda

>>35087332
>[ ]Try some coffee. Might as well see if it'll help clear your hazy mind.
>[ ]Might as well head to school now. Maybe you can kill time watching some of the early club activities.


>>35087394
Us anon...

>>35087332
>[ ]Try some coffee. Might as well see if it'll help clear your hazy mind.
>[ ]Bum around the house for two hours until it's time for school.
burn calories

>>35087332
No coffee
Club tiem

>>35087332
Caffeine is for the weak. Use manliness as your fuel.

>>35087332
[SAVE]

>>35087332
>[ ]Try some coffee. Might as well see if it'll help clear your hazy mind.
>>35087507
I agree with you but it does help on occasion.

>>35087332
Oh and then
[X] Go to the drug store and get Condoms

>>35087332
>>[ ]Try some coffee. Might as well see if it'll help clear your hazy mind.
>>[ ]Might as well head to school now. Maybe you can kill time watching some of the early club activities.

You guess you might as well try out this coffee stuff. Maybe it'll help shake the cobwebs from your brain enough to actually function like a regular human being.

You set about making a quick brew from your parents' stash. You've seen them do it enough times over the years that you get the idea even if this is the first time you've done it yourself. Bringing the lightly steaming liquid up to your face, you breath in the smell, probing for an idea of what it's going to taste like. Not too bad, you guess. Not something you'd want to try if you didn't already know what effects it was supposed to have.
You take a sip and wow, that's bitter! Still, it's for a good purpose. You suck up and force yourself to down the drink.

Once done, you quickly rinse the mug clean, slip on some shoes and quietly depart the house.
It's a 12 minute walk to school. You're about half way there when your legs start itching. You can feel your heartbeat starting to rise, pumping through your body. You're not walking fast enough. Walking isn't fast enough.
Neither is jogging.
By the time you've reached the school grounds, you've broken into a full sprint. Breath coming hard, a light burn through your muscles. Running for the sake of running, not because you had somewhere to be. It feels good. You can feel a manic grin stretching your face.

A low chuckle from Gar. "Yes, man is only truly complete when faighting and fucking. Dis is de closest you can get without a man to kill or a woman to take."

Well. That spoils your mood. Your grin vanishes at his words.

You mind is pulled away from the psycho though when you notice a figure towards the track field behind the school. A lone girl running in the pre-dawn light.
You can't quite tell, but it looks like Saeko-san.

[ ]Watch her run from a distance.
[ ]Head over and greet her good morning.

>>35087807
>Head over and greet her good morning.

>>35087807
>[X ]Head over and greet her good morning with your dick

>>35087807
>[ ]Head over and greet her good morning.
Demand an apology for her hitting us.

>>35087807
[ ]Head over and greet her good morning.

>>35087807
[ ]Head over and greet her good morning.
hold on, did our black eye just heal overnight?

>>35087807
>[ ]Head over and greet her good morning.

"Yo, Saeko! Punched out any innocent bystanders today?"

>>35087858
I like you.

Hey guys, can we buy condoms after school today?

>>35087901
That sounds too non-beta for our MC.

>>35087912
How so?

>>35087925
He gets shitty mood when remembering that there is no men to kill instead of finding men to kill

>>35087925
Beta dudes don't buy condoms because they don't expect to get laid.

>Search Takuji Yasuda on google
>Get this thread

>>35087993
>He cant make his sperm infertile on whim.

Well getting liad is his goal. better to be prepared instead of having to reload when we get controlled by Gar.

>>35088030
Getting laid is Gar's goal. MC is standard beta dude who just goes along with whatever he's told.

You make your way around to the field, making a line to meet her along her path at the corner of the track. She clearly spots you as you emerge from the edge of the school building but she makes no sign to acknowledge you. "Good morning, Saeko-san!" You call out to her as she crosses the line.

She brings herself gently to a stop, casting a steely gaze at you. Although her breathing is steady and controlled, a thin gleam of sweat coats her body. You silently appreciate the way it's causing her shirt to stick to her form, showing off her ample curves. "Takuji-kun. Did we not agree that you could stop attending school already? What reason do you even have to taint my training this morning?"

Gar snorts once. "Strong, indeed. Many fine sons. If you can taime her."

[ ]Apologize, get out of her way. No reason to start another fight.
[ ]Just tell her you wanted to watch her run for a bit.
[ ]Explain how you couldn't sleep. Offer to run with her for a bit.
[ ]Pick a fight with her.

So is this second thread or what?

>>35088056
>[ ]Explain how you couldn't sleep. Offer to run with her for a bit.

>>35088059
It's the second thread.

>>35088056
>[ ]Pick a fight with her.
Because we like it when she hits us

>>35088059
yes

>>35088056
>[SAVE]
>[ ]Explain how you couldn't sleep. Offer to run with her for a bit.

>>35088056
>[ ]Explain how you couldn't sleep. Offer to run with her for a bit.

>>35088059
HK is a lazy faggot. Guess I'll have to do his job for him.

>Thread one: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35066522

>>35088056
>I thought i misheard you but if you want duel to death then have at you!
Murder her
Lets hope there is noone around

>>35088056
>>[ ]Pick a fight with her.

>>35088056
[x] Smile, tell her she looks beautiful when she runs. Then sucker punch her.

>>35088099
I am always around, friend.

>>35088056
[ ]Just tell her you wanted to watch her run for a bit.
We a creep now, well more then before

>>35088056
Seconding this >>35088108

>>35088108
This one.

>>35088056
>[X]Explain how you couldn't sleep. Offer to run with her for a bit.

>Looks like we're paying her back for the black eye.
>Wroitan!

>>35088186
Please make us do something else than fucking long winded attack while shouting
Please

>>35088232
What?
When was that even suggested?

>>35088186
That's not what we are going to do.

>>35088262
We wanted to murder her horribly yes?

>>35088270
no fuck off, she is strong, so she shall bear us strong children

the bullies, them we murder

>>35088270
We are just going to sucker punch her. relax.

Oh shit or do we wanna do that WOLOW WOLOW WOLOW thing

>>35088308
If she gets in our face, we'll save and do WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO

>>35088308
Wololo*

Guys we should go to church and have this spirit exorcised outta us
If it wont work we will have to go into depths of African jungles in search of shaman to do this

You smile disarmingly, closing the last few paces between you and her. "Sorry, I just thought you looked so beautiful when you run."

"B-b-beauti-?" she stammers at the compliment. It takes her off-guard. Good! You swing your fist upwards, cracking her in the jaw. She's thrown backwards by your un-pulled blow, but manages to keep her feet.

Wait. Wait wait wait. This is wrong! This isn't you! You just hit a girl!
"Y-you just hit me!"
Yes you did!
"Why would you do that?"
Why would you do that!?

"Payback for my eye," you state smugly. You lower your stance, ready for a proper fight. Wait, when did you learn stances for fist fights?

Her face turns seriously angry at that, and her body suddenly explodes into motion. Her left fist arcs around to catch the side of your head but your deflect her blow. Her right slips between your defence and jabs you in the face. Shrugging the blow off, you step into her guard and try to smash her down but she hops back away from you. She uses the space to come in for your ribs with a spinning kick. The blow jars your entire body.

As the shock vibrates through your head. Suddenly the ridiculousness of what you're doing dawns on you.

[ ]Calm down, stop the fight before this gets out of hand!
[ ]It's on now. Dominate her!

>[ X]It's on now. Dominate her!!!
Muh fetish.

>>35088388
>[X]Calm down, stop the fight before this gets out of hand!

"So, what do you think? Beats running, right?"

>>35088388
>[ ]It's on now. Dominate her!
She started this. We're finishing it.

>>35088388
Keep calm we can claim her later
For example after we will defeat her enough times that she will crawl and beg us for sex

>>35088388
[ ]Calm down, stop the fight before this gets out of hand!
Fukin save

>>35088388
Save and dominate

>>35088388
[SAVE]
>[ ]It's on now. Dominate her!

>>35088388
[SAVE]
>[ ]It's on now. Dominate her!

>>35088416
This. We fight club now.

Whatever we do

[SAVE]

>>35088388
SAVE
>Commence Wolo

Guy can we at least do anal sex scene we don't have a condom?

>>35088388
SAVE

>>35088499
fuck that

she shall bear us many strong sons, and you are not a man for thinking we should do otherwise

>>35088388
>>[ ]It's on now. Dominate her!
[SAVE]

>>35088499
More like paizuri.

>>35088556
Do I want to Google that?

>>35088566
It's nip for titfuck.

>Consensus seems to have been reached!
>>35088499
>What makes you think you have a say? Hahaha

>>35088580
>It's nip for titfuck.
What?

>>35088597
Nip: Moonspeak.

>>35088587
Because Gar is an Assman?

I think this quest would be better if would be allowed to continue after our first game over instead of loading save

>>35088621
You just make more questions when you provide answers.

>>35088657
Which site did you just ride in from?

>>35088657
Paizuri is the Japanese word for "titfuck," a sexual position where the man's penis is placed between the woman's breasts, then stimulated by back and forth motion akin to that seen in more traditional penetrative sex.

I hope this helps.

>>35088706
uhhh none really, but i've only been on 4chan for about 3 months.

>>35088744
>>35088764
Also, "nip" and "moon speak/runes/babble" refer to the Japanese language (written and/or spoken, by context).

>>35088788
>>35088744

Thank you.

The kick to your ribs staggered you, but gives you a little space to make a counter of your own. You bull-rush Saeko, smashing your shoulder into her body and crushing her defences. She flails, trying to find her balance but you don't let her recover. You fist finds itself closing over her throat. With a smooth motion, you lift her into the air while choking off her oxygen supply, then slam her into the dirt of the track field.
You almost pity her whimper on impact, but you don't have time to think further on the thought before her sneakered foot slips between your legs and smashes into your balls.

With a shocked mewl, all strength leaves your body and you crumple into a pile on the floor.
Rolling you off herself, Saeko pushes you onto your back and straddles you.
"Haaa. Yes, I always knew there was strength in this body of yours," her voice soothes. "But you never train it. Do you know how frustrating it is to see wasted potential like this?"

You lift your head. To protest. To fight back. To... anything. Saeko responds by smashing her forehead into yours. Ow.
Stars swirl through your vision, your grip on reality thin at best now. You can feel her hands unbuckling your belt. You can hear the sound of cloth being pulled aside.

"Well, I suppose if you're going to be serious then so can I~!"

And so began your new life, being used like a plaything by your new master forever more.

[Domination End!]

>Be careful! An alpha male does not allow himself to be dominated by his women!

>Help Tip: Gar's skills bleeding over to Takuji might be useful, but don't allow that to affect your personality too far! It might not turn out as you planned.

>>>>>Load Game States<<<<<
[1] >>35088056
[2] >>35088388

best end?

>>35088941
1 and ask her to be our fitness trainer.

>>35088941
1

>>35088941
[2]

>>35088941
>[2]

>>35088941
>[1]

>>35088941
>Not allowing us to continue being dominated by her while slowly getting strong enough to dominate her
So is our MC enough of pussy to get dominated by single loss?

>>35088941
2

>>35088941
>[2]

>>35088941
>1

>>35088941
[2]

>>35088941
1

>>35088941
2

>>35088913
... I don't mind this end.

I'm just gonna... Go for... Like, 5-10 minutes.

>>35088941
2. Time to walk away like a man.

>>35088941
>[2]

>>35088941
>[2]
Ask her if she thinks insanity has any negative effects.

>>35088941
>[1]

>>>>>>>>>>RELOADING<<<<<<<<<<

As the shock vibrates through your head. Suddenly the ridiculousness of what you're doing dawns on you.

[x]Calm down, stop the fight before this gets out of hand!
>[-]It's on now. Dominate her!

You wave both hands in surrender. "Woah, woah okay. Time out!"
Saeko pauses her attacks but doesn't lower her guard.

"What was that?" She asks through narrowed eyes.

"I, uh. I said it was payback." you smile weakly, hoping that will somehow get you off the hook. She nods, as if understanding, and lets her arms fall back to her sides.
Wait... she's fine with it!?

"Most impressive, boi. You did well for your first faight. Now she understands your potential." Gar's input is as helpful as ever.

"Hmph. Fine. But don't think you somehow won this. I would've destroyed you with ease. You are nothing to me."

[ ]Agree. Ask her if she's willing to help you get stronger.
[ ]Agree. Bow out and take your leave.
[ ]Agree to disagree. Go see if anything else is happening around here.

>>35089447
>[ ]Agree. Ask her if she's willing to help you get stronger.

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>>35089447
>[ ]Agree. Ask her if she's willing to help you get stronger.

>>35089447
[ ]Agree. Ask her if she's willing to help you get stronger.
Time to get swole

>>35089447
"Help me get Swole."

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>>35089447
>>[ ]Agree. Ask her if she's willing to help you get stronger.
We'll soon show everyone the meaning of true strength

QM ded

So ded.

Very ded

>>35090119
>tfw

"Haha, yeah I can believe that! I've never really been into the keep-fit thing. But I'd love to try. If you'd be willing to help me, Saeko-san."

She frowns, her eyes piercing into you, scanning for ill intent. Apparently finding your words to be
"Very well, I accept. From tomorrow onwards you may join me in my training schedule. Perhaps with some application we can mould you into something less distasteful."

Without wasting more time, Saeko has you strip down and change into some spare sports kit before the two of your set off at a hard pace around the track.
After she runs you ragged around the track, she forces you into a press-up position and has you give all you can. You manage three whole presses before collapsing in a heap. After that comes sit-ups, and another slower run around the track before she lets you take a breather.
You feel like you're dying.

"Promising," Saeko states, throwing a water bottle at you. The one she'd just been drinking from. She wants you to drink from it? But that... would be an indirect kiss!
You hesitate, bottle half way to your mouth.
"Let us continue here again tomorrow. You should get showered and dressed before class."
You nod acknowledgement, then look back at the bottle in your hand. You really are thirsty. But... best not. You cap the bottle and leave it by the track, heading towards the shower block.

On the way, you catch sight of Fukami-san, the class rep, heading towards the main school building. That's... pretty early. It's not even 7am yet. You wonder what she could possibly be doing this early. Maybe she volunteered for more work again?

[ ]Head over and greet her. Maybe she'd like some help!
[ ]Uh, probably best to shower first. You can find her after.

>>35090119
Please do your best, Senpai!

>>35090199
>[ ]Head over and greet her. Maybe she'd like some help!
No need to shower, our manly musk attracts all the ladies.

>>35090199
>[ ]Uh, probably best to shower first. You can find her after.

>>35090199
>Apparently finding your words to be
You're dropping your sentences. Again.

>[ ]Head over and greet her. Maybe she'd like some help!

Just talk to her now but only agree to do something after showering, duh.

>>35090199
>>[ ]Head over and greet her. Maybe she'd like some help!

>>35090199
Bluh.
>>35090308
>Apparently finding your words to be sincere, she nods.

>>35090199
>[ ]Uh, probably best to shower first. You can find her after.
Lets not reek of BO

>Alright guys. In case you weren't previously aware, OP is a massive faggot and he tends to drop a thread mid way through the night whenever he starts passing out at his desk.

>Since the caffeine has apparently stopped having any effect, I'm probably going to need to do that around about now.

>I intended to push through at least one interaction with each girl before the night was over but clearly that isn't happening.
>If the thread is still live in 8 hours, I'll pick up right here when I get to work.

>>35090199
>>35090657
Well then I'll still cast my vote for
>[] shower first

bump XD

>>35087807
>A low chuckle from Gar. "Yes, man is only truly complete when faighting and fucking. Dis is de closest you can get without a man to kill or a woman to take."
This gar guy is awesome

>>35090199
>[ ]Uh, probably best to shower first. You can find her after.
>An indirect kiss..... I .... Waaaa?

>>35092833
That is how beta our MC is.

>>35092847
It's pretty amazing, in a way. If he was any more beta, he'd be a fish, except fish are man enough to eat each other when they have to.

>>35092847
>>35092868
this is going past Beta into Gamma.

QM is kill

wait guys, are we going for the harem route?

>>35093112
He said he was leaving for multiple hours to sleep. Did you not see that?

>>35093210
Surefire way to trigger a bad end. Hell let's go for it

>>35093247
Haha, prepare for HKs extra slow imma-run-quest-from-work threads. Slow enough to be painful but not slow enough to break records!

bump
everytime someone calls him HK i can't help but think about hentai kamen

>>35094897
>everytime someone calls him HK i can't help but think about hentai kamen
I chuckled

>>35090199
>But that... would be an indirect kiss!
>You really are thirsty. But... best not.
Oh my god Takuji you massive fucking beta.

>[X]Head over and greet her. Maybe she'd like some help!

>>35097056
She could have Ebola or something that spreads this way.
Would you want to have Ebola?

>>35097206
Gar is from Zimbabwe and the infection is in west Africa, would he even know about Ebola?

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>>35097206
pls, ebola chan a cute

>>35097619
Oh, I didn't realize that there was no such thing as newspapers in Zimbabwe. My bad.

I'm just picturing Gar sitting inside a small locked office room looking at a shitty CRT monitor showing what Takuji sees with a little microphone that he uses to yell at him.

He gets reward points to buy furniture every time Takuji stops being a failure or when he gets an END.

By now he has a 'Hang In There Cat' poster.

Well this anons heading to work, please keep the thread alive fellow anons.

>>35098946
Oddly specific situation you've crafted there anon.

>"look out he's got a bump!"

>>35101500
Holy shit can I fuck you in the ass?

>>35101664
In my defense, it's 3:00 here.

tiem for bumps

Uh... maybe you should shower first. Your body has a not-so-subtle coating of dried sweat and you're definitely giving off a noticeable smell.

"Boi. Where do you t'ink you are going? Your woman is dat way. Gar sounds genuinely confused.

"Yeah, but the showers are this way," you answer back.

"Showar? For what reason? Your scent should be thick and strong now."

You shift uncomfortably. "Well yeah, that's why I want to shower."

"Fool, do not waste de gifts da Lord has givan."

You scratch your head, unsure. "I guess... if you say so." You give up on the idea of a shower and head over to meet up with the class rep.
"Good morning, Fukami-san!"

She spins on the spot to face you, a smile painting her face, her hands coming do clasp together in front of her. "Ha, good morning Takuji-kun~. What brings you here so early?"

"Ah, well-" You blush, caught off-guard. "I was, actually about to ask you the same thing."

She lets out a soft laugh. "I'm on class duty today, so it's only natural!"
Ah, that makes sen- wait no it doesn't. Class duty could be wrapped up in a few minutes. Why is she here over an hour early? "But what about you, Takuji-kun? I never see you here before school hours."

[ ]Tell her you just couldn't sleep and so came into school early to find something to do.
[ ]Tell her about how you've just been spending some time with Saeko.
[ ]Brush the question off, ask if she'd like some help.

>>35102364
>[ ]Tell her you just couldn't sleep and so came into school early to find something to do.

>>35102364
>[ ]Tell her you just couldn't sleep and so came into school early to find something to do.

>>35102364
>[ ]Tell her about how you've just been spending some time with Saeko.
Jealousy go!

"Nothing really," you tell her. "I couldn't sleep at all last night so I just came to see if there was anything I could do to kill time."

"Oh that's not good," she frowns. "Sleep is super-important! Ah I know! Why don't you come help me with this and then we can try and find somewhere for you to nap before class!"

As expected of Fukami-san, she's always getting worried over other people. Well you're not going to turn down the chance to spend some time with her! "Yeah okay."
You turn together to walk into the building. A little closer now, Fukami-san breaths deep, a satisfied look on her face. You wonder what that's about but stay quiet.

As you thought, it only takes a few minutes to get everything ready for the day's classes. Especially with you helping, the work evaporates quickly. "Wow, we got done pretty quick huh Takuji-kun? Thank you for the help!"

"You're welcome, Fukami-san."

"Call me Nishida!"

"Ah- okay, Nishida-san!"

She frowns, a serious expression taking over. "Now, let's see if we can find somewhere comfy for you to nap."

[ ]Tell her you're fine, you're still running on the coffee.
[ ]Maybe try the nurse's office.
[ ]Her thighs looks pretty comfy.

>>35102743
>[ ]Her thighs looks pretty comfy.

>>35102743
Haha, both of the last options smell of premature endings!

[SAVE] and then go for the Nurse's Office. Because that's hot.

>>35102743
[ ]Her thighs looks pretty comfy
Too much want.

>>35102743
>[ ]Her thighs looks pretty comfy.
Also SAVE

>>35102959
This can only go well

"Ah, well..." your eyes flick down to her legs. "We could always, uh..." She tilts her head, waiting for you to finish. "...lap pillow?"

Her face lights up at that, a flush filling her cheeks. "Takuji-kun! S-so bold! I guess if it can't be helped."
She sits herself down behind the teacher's podium, tapping her lap. "Come on then. Rest here for a while."

Wait wait wait wait! Y-you were joking! You didn't think she'd actually-
"Do not waste an opptunity, boi. Taike what is offared wit'out hesitation."

Heart racing at a thousand beats a second, you cross the distance to the red-head. She smiles nervously, inviting you down. Well Gar is right. You can't turn her down now.
"W-well then. Excuse me."

Woooow. Her thighs are so soft! Her bare flesh under your cheek is warm. Even with the coffee still buzzing through your head and the hot blood pounding its way around y our body, you definitely think you could drift off and stay like this forever.

Or. You could. If Isei and his thugs hadn't just barged through the door.

"OI, pipsqueak! What did I tell ya about gettin' close to Fukami-chan like that?!"

You blink in confusion. You don't remember them telling you anything.
"I told ya, man. He were outcold before ya said 'nething."

Isei doesn't seem to care for that logic. "Shut up! You're crossin' me, and now you pay for it!" He cracks his nuckles.

Gar chimes in with some advice. "You cannot hope to win this faight. You need taim, to prepare yourself to kill dem."

[ ]Nope. Time to leave. Flee!
[ ]Challenge them to a proper duel, after school.
[ ]You can't back down in front of Nishida-san! Attack!

>>35103078
>[ ]Nope. Time to leave. Flee!

>>35103078
>[ ]Challenge them to a proper duel, after school.
Throw a glove at them, for good measure.

>>35103078
>[X]Challenge them to a proper duel, after school.

School roof during lunch. Time the become a boncho.

>this shitty quest gets over 150 replies
>when i run a quest it gets 30 over the course of 10 hours

>>35103224
Maybe you suck?
Maybe this op already has a following?

>>35103224
Sounds like you're the only one who liked your quest, anon. Maybe you need to work on your presentation.

>>35103078
>[ ]Challenge them to a proper duel, after school.

>>35103078
>[ ]You can't back down in front of Nishida-san! Attack!

SAVE

>>35103236
So the only way to get anyone to join your quest is to have one in the past when quest threads first started appearing?

The only difference between this quest and mine was that it didn't have female characters every two posts for the neckbeards to fap over. Neo /tg/ is disgusting

>>35103219
So, I googled that.
First thing that came up was urban dictionary.
I don't think being a boncho is a good idea.

>>35103250
I'm here because the writing's good and it's a cool concept.

As I said: maybe you suck. That was really the main point I was trying to get across.

>>35103237
see >>35103250

>>35103269
My writing is better than this. All the draw this quest has is as a second rate visual novel, which is why it's working so well, as do most of the successful quests, either that or letting the players play as a little girl. I'm leaving now, have fun with your shitty circlejerk.

>>35103250
And now you've got me trying to find out who the hell you are. Thanks a lot.

>>35103288
Alright, bye.
Have a pleasant day,

>>35103288
>Will do! Good luck with your quest, Anon. I hope you gain some players who appreciate your quest soon.

"This is no place for a fight!" You declare such an outrageous thing. Isei stops in his tracks, already half-way to you. "Nishida-san has just finished preparing for class. Do you want to ruin the room for her after she worked so hard for it??"

Isei's shoulders slump. "N-no. Course not."

You nod. "Good. Then we can settle this later. After school!"

He gruffly responds a positive. "On the roof at lunch, then. We end this."

He jerks his head at the others, and they file out of the class. The tenseness leaves your form, you stumble back against a desk. "Takuji-kun! Are you okay?" Nishida's hand clasps your shoulder. "Did you just... arrange a fight?"

[ ]"Don't worry, I got this! And please, call me Yasuda."
[ ]"I have no idea! WHY DID I DO THAT!?"

>>35103355
>[ ]"Don't worry, I got this! And please, call me Yasuda."

>>35103355
[ ]"Don't worry, I got this! And please, call me Yasuda."
As long as we're being alpha.

>>35103355
[ ]"Don't worry, I got this! And please, call me Yasuda."
We are so fucked

"Don't worry," you tell her with confidence you definitely don't feel. "I got this! And please, call me Yasuda."
She blinks at you a few times, trying to work out if you're being serious. You take the opportunity to swagger out of the room.

As soon as you're clear of the room, you fall against the wall, panic overtaking you. "Oh God oh God oh God what do I do!? They're going to kill me why did I say that oh I'm so screwed!"

"Do not be aflaid, boi. Dere are ways to assuar your victory. First, we must acquire an innocent child. Virgins are best."

[ ]Right. Sure, that makes sense. You can probably pick up one of the juniors from one of the clubs.
[ ]"What do you need a virgin child for?"
[ ]Tell Gar to shut up and let you deal with this.

>>35103550
>[ ]Tell Gar to shut up and let you deal with this.
Really? Ritual sacrifice at this hour?
Should at least wait until after 10, Gar. Otherwise the gods might be cranky.

>>35103550
>[x]"What do you need a virgin child for?"

"I swear if this is some sort of ritual sacrifice bullshit I will find a way to spiritually gut punch you."

>>35103550
>[ ]"What do you need a virgin child for?"

>>35103550
>[ ]"What do you need a virgin child for?"

"What do you need a virgin child for?"

"For de sacrifice. Let innocent blood flow now to appease de Deval, and he will not want to taik yours latar."

Your thoughts grind to a halt. Ritual sacrifice. A human sacrifice. To help you win a fight against bullies.
"...REALLY? That's you're great plan?"

"It is a fool-proof plan."

You pinch the bridge of your nose. "Haaa. Shut up. Just. Shut up and let me find a way to deal with this."

"Ha! You are throwing away a certain victory. I have many times used such a necessary evil."

[ ]Alright, fine. You'll try the virgin sacrifice plan.
[ ]Nope, nuh uh. No way. You'll just fight them like a normal person. What could possibly go wrong.
[ ]It's not like you could win the fight anyway. Just don't go to the roof at lunch, simple!

>>35103696
>[ ]Nope, nuh uh. No way. You'll just fight them like a normal person. What could possibly go wrong.

>>35103696
[ ]Nope, nuh uh. No way. You'll just fight them like a normal person. What could possibly go wrong.
I reckon we take a weapon

>>35103696
>[ ]Nope, nuh uh. No way. You'll just fight them like a normal person. What could possibly go wrong.

"If the two of us can't beat some bullies alone there's just no hope for me."

>>35103696
>[ ]Nope, nuh uh. No way. You'll just fight them like a normal person. What could possibly go wrong.
[Save]

>>35103696
That is fucking cheating AND creepy, Gar. That shit don't float outside of your African dump.

"Nope, nuh uh. No way. That just isn't happening. Not now, not ever."

Gar falls silent, apparently not wanting to push the issue.

"Look, if the two of us can't even deal with some bullies then how am I ever supposed to live a normal life?"

With that matter settled, it's all you can do to wait nervously for lunchtime. Classes pass in the blink of an eye and soon enough you find yourself climbing the stairs to the rooftop.
Isei stands in the clear space waiting impatiently for you.

"Took your bloody time. Come on, shitstain. Let's get this over with!"

You take off your blazer and tie, readying yourself to at least put up some resistance.
Isei takes a heavy swing at you, you instinctively drop low under it and gut-punch him.
OH GOD! You're pretty sure you just broke your fist. His body is rock solid! How are you supposed to hurt him like this!?
His fist smashes down into your face, sending you reeling. He advances on you again, lashing out with his foot at you as you retreat. He clips your leg, deadening it instantly.

"You are not going to win faighting fair like dis. You have teeth and nails. Use dem."

[ ]Show him you're serious! Mess him up good!
[ ]Don't escalate the fight, it'll just make things worse!

>>35103895
>[ ]Show him you're serious! Mess him up good!
We're going to dieeee~
[save]

>>35103895
>[ ]Show him you're serious! Mess him up good!

>>35103895
>[ ]Show him you're serious! Mess him up good!
>[save]
Nope we ain't gonna die just probably go cannibal on him.

>>35103895
>[X]Show him you're serious! Mess him up good!

Don't back up you idiot!
Get in close and get his ass to the ground

>>35103895

> [X] Show him you're serious! Mess him up good!

DIRT IN THE EYE. Throw a handful of sand in his face.

>>35104111
We're on a roof.
I sincerely doubt we have pocket sand handy.

>>35104124
You'd be surprised at all the small things you can find on a roof

>>35104124

Wrong. We ALWAYS have pocket sand. If not, look over his shoulder and gurgle something like "Oh thank god, an ADULT" then go for his balls with everything you got.

>Waaa~
>My PC crashed and didn't save the update.
>Re-writing now.

Isei comes at you again, all fists and fury. This time you wait for him to get close, too close to evade, then jump forward to counter attack. You bite down onto his face, your teeth finding the flesh of his cheek and digging in deep. Your fingers wrap around his skull and worm into his eye sockets.

"AAAARRGHG!"
He yanks you back away from himself, your teeth tearing away the flesh from his face. Oh man, he looks angry now. Suspended in the air by his bear-like grasp, you're left at his mercy. He shows none, throwing you bodily at the fence lining the rooftop.

The old, poorly maintained metal creaks and bends under the impact, giving way to your momentum. You crash past the twisted metal and into the empty air beyond.

This might hurt, you think to yourself as you plummet headfirst down the three stories to the concrete courtyard below.

[Dead end!]

>Be careful! People tend to escalate their violence when faced with a tougher opponent than expected!

>Help Tip: You're not a fighter by any sens of the word. Avoiding a fight may often be prudent if you don't wish to suffer defeat.

>>>>>Load Game States<<<<<

[1] >>35102743
[2] >>35103696
[3] >>35103895

>>35104297
>1

>>35104297
>[1]

>>35104297
>1

Captcha:
Here kinggnme
Apparently the ground is the opponent's side of the board. Good to know.

>>>>>>>>>>RELOADING<<<<<<<<<<

"You're welcome, Fukami-san."

"Call me Nishida!"

"Ah- okay, Nishida-san!"

She frowns, a serious expression taking over. "Now, let's see if we can find somewhere comfy for you to nap."

[ ]Tell her you're fine, you're still running on the coffee.
[ ]Maybe try the nurse's office.
>[-]Her thighs looks pretty comfy.

>>35104402
>[ ]Maybe try the nurse's office.

>>35104402
>[ ]Tell her you're fine, you're still running on the coffee.
>tell her you'd need to take a shower anyway

>>35104402
>[ ]Tell her you're fine, you're still running on the coffee.

"I'm fine, really. Don't worry about it." You give her a reassuring smile. "Besides, I really should take a shower before class."

"Oh," she deflates a little. "If you're sure... Thanks for the help at least."

"Don't mention it."

You tell her you'll be back soon enough and head over to the club building where the changing room and showers are. Since the other students are still in their club activities, you get the shower all to yourself.

Changing back into your uniform, you make your way back to the main building. As you're crossing the courtyard you hear a voice call out from the direction of the pool. "Yo! Yasuda!" It's Nagai, still in his swimming kit. He's waving you over.

You're turning to wave back when you spot your sister walking with her cute friend Rumi-chan through the front gate.

[ ]Head over and see what Nagai wants.
[ ]Wave him off for now, go greet your sister.

>>35104636
>[ ]Head over and see what Nagai wants.
Bros before hoes, isn't it?

>>35104636
>[X]Head over and see what Nagai wants.

Let me guess. He wants to volunteer us for some other bout of manual labour.

You wave back to Nagai as you head over to him. "Yo man! How'd it go with Rumi last night?" he asks eagerly.

"Well, uh, I... asked her to go to the festival with me."

His face lights up with excitement. "Haha, nice man! I knew you had it in ya. What'd she say?"

"She said yes." He pulls you into a one-armed hug while ruffling your hair. You'd complain about the fact that he's dripping water all over you and basically pressing his naked body against you but this happens to regularly to complain by this point.

"Awesome, awesome. Besides that though. I've got it on good authority that there's a certain chick-flick that Fukami really wants to see but can't find anyone to go with her. So I got two tickets!"

Your heart sinks in your chest. Oh. Right, yeah. They would make a good couple, huh? Nishida-san would probably leap at the chance to go on a date with Nagai. "Really? That's... good. Good luck, buddy. I hope she-"

"Huh? The tickets are for you, idiot. Sheesh."

"Eh?"

"I'm saying I got the tickets so YOU can ask her to go."

A hearty chuckling from Gar. "Dis man, he is a good friend. Loyal. You should have him swear a blood oath and make him your raight hand. Loyal men are difficalt to find."

You ignore the African. Sure, he's been a steady friend for a long time but a blood oath sounds a bit extreme.

"Th-thanks, Nagai! How can I pay you back though?"

"Haha, don't worry about it man. You know I've always got your back." He pauses. "Although... if you really wanted to make us even, you could put in a good word with your cute little sister for me."

[ ]"Uh, sure. I can do that."
[ ]"Sorry man, she's a raging lesbo."

Then
[ ]Head straight to class.
[ ]See if you can catch up to your sister.

>>35104861
[ ]"Uh, sure. I can do that."
[ ]See if you can catch up to your sister.
tfw he was only ever our friend so he could fuck our sister

>>35104861
>[ ]"Uh, sure. I can do that."
>[ ]See if you can catch up to your sister.

"Uh, sure. I can do that."

"Hehe, thanks man!" He claps you on the back. "Alright, I need to go get changed. See you later!"

You watch him leave before setting after your sister. You find her easily enough, changing her shoes at her locker in the foyer. "Hey Renko."

She looks up with a smile, "ah Yasu-nii! I wondered where you'd gone so early. Was it some clandestine meeting you didn't want me to know about?" She punctuates this with a mischievous grin.

"Nothing of the sort. Anyway, listen. I was just talking with Nagai and he asked me to-"

Renko holds up a finger to stop you. "He wants to ask me out, I know. Yasu-nii don't tell me you got his hopes up! You know I don't swing that way! I even told you just last night!" She seems mad.

You frown. "Well, yeah that's true. But didn't you say there could be some exceptio-"

She throws a shoe at your face before storming off, not stopping even when you call out after her.

"You dense little goatfucker," Gar admonishes after a few moments of awkward silence.

"Wh-what? Why am I-"

"Do I really have to explain what just happened to you?"

[ ]Go after her and apologize.
[ ]Whatever. You can catch up to her again later. Time for class.

>>35105298
>[X]Go after her and apologize.

And by apologize I mean hit on her.

>>35105298
>[ ]Go after her and apologize.
[Save]
I should have remembered MC has no intelligence.
Tell her that no, we just said we'd get in a good word which we have now done, that's all

>>35105298
>[ ]Go after her and apologize.

>>35105298
>[ ]Go after her and apologize.

>>35105298
[ ]Go after her and apologize

>>35105367
forgot to add
[SAVE]

also, bring her shoe, use it as an excuse to talk to her

>>35104861
>Hey...thanks man. Yeah, I'll do that.

>Catch up to your sister

The retrieve the discarded shoe and chase down your sister. "Renko! Hey, wait up!"

She turns to face you, fuming. "What?"

"You left your shoe." She snatches the pump from your hand and slips it onto her other foot. "Listen, all I said to Nagai is that I'd put in a good word for him. He's a good friend to me. There, I've said it and I'm done."

"Hmph. Don't think I'll let you off that easily."

You sigh. "Okay, what do you want before you'll forgive me?"

"Take me out for ice cream after school."

"Deal."

"Hehee! Great! I'll see you later, Yasu-nii!" And with that, she's gone. You sigh to yourself. Well, you guess buying ice cream for your little sister isn't such a bad punishment.

You while away what time is left until class, then set about your usual routine of paying as little attention as is possible to your lessons. Morning break rolls around quickly enough, and everyone filters out of the class. Only three people are now left in the room. Beside yourself, Nagai is looking at you expectantly. Nishida-san is still at her desk, carefully packing her things away.

[ ]Break the bad news to Nagai.
[ ]Use the chance to ask Nishida out.
[ ]Go relax in the library. Maybe Rumi will be around to help you study again.

>>35106046
>[ ]Break the bad news to Nagai.
>Give him the tickets back, tell him he could ask her out instead of us.
>bros before and that stuff, innit?

>>35106046
>[ ]Use the chance to ask Nishida out.
Acquire waifu. We didn't promise him more than to try.

>>35106062
This.

Let's not get his hopes up any more than we already have.

>>35106046
>[ ]Use the chance to ask Nishida out.

>>35106062
Second. He was nice enough to give us the tickets, let's have a bit of honor.

>>35106046

Backing
>>35106062
Best option as of right now.

>>35106046
sounds good to me : >>35106062

>>35106046
Seconding >>35106082


>>35106062
you realise that would be sic'ing Isei and the bullies on him right?

that is not bro material

>>35106062
Isei wants to murder us because we made a move on her, and you want to throw our only friend under the bus to?

Fucking idiots

>>35106212
>you realise that would be sic'ing Isei and the bullies on him right?
tell him to watch out for Isei then.

>>35106228
>bros before and that stuff, innit?

...

Anon, I hope to god you don't have any friends, because you are a terrible person

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>>35106244

It would be an insult to waste his gift, wouldn't it? If I had gone through that trouble for someone I sure as hell would be pissed if he just wasted it. Don't waste it.

>Sorry for the delay. Looks like we're giving him the tickets back. Writing!

>>35106403
If he was a real bro then he would give back the tickets.

>>35106528
he shouldn't need to, we're a shitty bro for doing so

[SAVE]

I want those tickets damnit, they are ours

[SAVE]
In case we need those tickets if we die again for some reason.

>Bros before hoes
Anons, I am so proud of you.

>>35106569
Didn't we kill him in one of our bad ends?

I don't think Takuji is a very good bro.

>>35106671
Uhh no?

>>35106682
Cut out his heart with a pair of scissors. There's only two threads and you already lost track.

You brace yourself to deliver the bad news. "Sorry Nagai. Sis says she's a rug-muncher through-and-through. I tried my best, but now she's annoyed at me for trying to set her up with a guy at all."

His shoulders slump. "Ah, that blows. At least you tried, man. Thanks! I'd say we're even now."

"No," you say. "We're not. Here, have the tickets back."

He frowns, annoyed. "What? Why, aren't you going to ask Fukami out?"

You waver. "Maybe you should ask her out instead. I've already got a date with Rumi after all."

Nagai is silent for a long few seconds. "Are you serious? You're actually turning this chance down, just because of that?"

You shrug. "Bros before hoes, right? She probably wouldn't go out with me anyway."

He grumbles something about you being an idiot, but takes the offered tickets from you. Pushing himself to his feet from his chair, he turns away from you towards Nishida, who you catch quickly whipping her head around to pretend she wasn't just watching your exchange.

Nagai walks right up to her, confidently callign out to her. From here you can hear him offer her some compliments on her hair today, ask her how she's been doing. She answer happily enough, smiling brilliantly up at him. He then moves the conversation to a film that he wants to see. She jumps excitedly at the mention, saying she really wants to see it too.
He offers the two tickets and asks if she'd like to go with him.
She hesitates for a split second, eyes flashing across to regard you, before she nods.
"I'd love to, Rinji-san."

And with that, you feel like a door to your possible future just slammed shut, locked forever more.

[Thread 2 Complete]

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>>35106719
>And with that, you feel like a door to your possible future just slammed shut, locked forever more.

Great thread OP. thanks for running

>harem quest
>intentionally throw away best girl

You guys suck at this game.

And here I was shooting for a 100% "Fuck all the girls" ending. Well, I guess if you guys don't want it then you don't want it.

Hope you all enjoyed the thread! Unless anything major happens, the third and hopefully final thread should be on Saturday. I hope to see you all there!

>>35106893
DAMN RIGHT! we monogamous!

>>35106879
>best girl

Please, Imoto and bad ass tomboy are tied for being first.

Nishida didn't even have a personality out side of vaguely liking us. Hell her plot only revolved around us being attacked for spending time with her. Her stalker had more personality.

so which girl, do you guys what to go after? I'm in favor of the one we asked out and the one who punched us.

>>35106893
thanks for running

>>35106984
same ones, dude

>>35106719
>>35106766
What? No NTR route?

>>35106719
god fucking damnit you retards

just giving away the girl we had worked with the most, and were the closest to, who clearly liked us, just because you wanted to be beta fidora tipping faggots

>>35106719
>[Thread 2 Complete]

OI FUCK THAT

I [SAVE]'d back there, reload and get rid of this shitty end.

>the third and hopefully final
Final already? But we've hardly done anything

>>35106766
She never liked us anyway.

>>35106984
All of them. Isn't that how this is supposed to work?

>>35107095
She very clearly did.

>>35107067
A friendly reminder that it is spelled fedora and that it is just a hat.

also we already have a date.

>>35107095
She blatantly did.

>>35106984
Tomboy and imouto.

>>35107106
But anon, how can we get all of them if you just gave away Class Rep?

>>35106719
>She hesitates for a split second, eyes flashing across to regard you, before she nods.
...

Why you make my heart break anons

>>35107140
Because you are a faggot.
Just kidding we didn't do it to hurt you.

>>35107140
>But anon, how can we get all of them if you just gave away Class Rep?
She liked our friend anyway.

>>35106586
>>35106597
>[SAVE]

C'mon

we did that just because of this

>>35107121
>>35107130
She liked Nagai which was why we tore out his heart and gave it to her last thread.

>>35107168
>She liked our friend anyway.
Did you not see where she liked us more than him?

Where she made it very clear?

Because if not you're fucking blind.

>>35106719
>>35106893
>And here I was shooting for a 100% "Fuck all the girls" ending.

>[LOAD]
>>35106046

>>35107168
>>35107172
>Nishida, who you catch quickly whipping her head around to pretend she wasn't just watching your exchange.
>She hesitates for a split second, eyes flashing across to regard you, before she nods.

Anon's blind as always and retarded to match.

For fucks sake, Nagai saw it and gave the tickets to us for a reason you idiots, and you fucked it all up to be a beta faggot.

>>35107140
Woah I'm not responsible for this giant failure. Unless you think I'm accountable just for not samefagging against it.

>>35107168
>>35107172
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of lying? She said that because she obviously couldn't tell YOU that she liked YOU but you pushed for an answer anyway. She doesn't care about him and only accepted just now because she literally heard you give her away like she was nothing to you.

You fucking monster.

>>35106893
Fuck that, we ain't done with this thread

Seconding >>35107193

>>35107220
>She doesn't care about him and only accepted just now because she literally heard you give her away like she was nothing to you.
>You fucking monster.
They are fucking retarded anon, they still won't see it even after pointing it out to them.

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>>35107220
Shit, well maybe she should I have I don't know
Said something

>>35107220
>Are you unfamiliar with the concept of lying? She said that because she obviously couldn't tell YOU that she liked YOU but you pushed for an answer anyway. She doesn't care about him and only accepted just now because she literally heard you give her away like she was nothing to you.
>
>You fucking monster.
...

These fucking retarded samefags broke her heart with their stupidity.

Where the fuck was Gar? Why didn't he say anything for a while?

>>35106719
>[Thread 2 Complete]
The fuck it is, do >>35107193

>>35107254
Maybe you shouldn't have been fucking retarded anon, have you never spoken to a female before?

It was fucking clear you basement dwelling virgin.

kek
Just pick one girl and stick with her.

>>35106719
I go away for twenty fucking minutes!

UNDO.

[LOAD]

Alt-F4.

>>35106893
>And here I was shooting for a 100% "Fuck all the girls" ending.
FUCK EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Oh, I guess people DO want a harem end.
I'm so relieved.
Don't worry. Gar has a solution for every problem.

>>35107314
Do you live off player rage?
Is that the issue here?

>>35107314
He fucking better have a solution, and not one of his retarded "EAT THEIR HEARTS AND SACRIFICE THEIR BABBIES" plans

>[LOAD]
>>35106046

>>35107314
I don't want the harem end....

>>35107254
Did you honestly not see that at all?

Because if so, fucking wow...

>>35107314
I actually don't want that at all. I just want to cure stupidity.

I prefer my fights uphill.

>>35107314
Does it involve NTR? Ritual sacrifice? Gang wars?

>>35107357
Then go play a non harem quest.

>>35107314
>[LOAD]
>>35106046

>>35107363
>I actually don't want that at all. I just want to cure stupidity.
And I don't want idiots like you fucking things up

>>35107314
You are a terrible person, but I appreciate this post.

>>35107380
I am playing one.

>>35107314
It's going to be NTR shit isn't it...

Use >>35106586 & >>35106597
>[LOAD]

>>35107391
You're not, and if you think that, you should ask your doctor to check whether you have eyes or golfballs in your skull.

>>35107314
>Don't worry. Gar has a solution for every problem.
Yeah, and guess what, so do we

>[LOAD]
>>35106586
>>35106597
>>35106046

>>35107404
not going to lie, that made me laugh.

>>35107330
Yes he does, but amazingly he didn't actually do anything to cause it this time. Poor HK probably just wanted us to trust him again but still everyone gets mad.

>>35107430
Because the retards decided to samefag and fuck everything up.

>>35107314
>Don't worry. Gar has a solution for every problem.
Oh boy...

Well I'm curious to see his 'solution', but we do have >>35106586 & >>35106597 to use next thread.

I regret suggesting being a bro.
Sorry.

>>35107451
>but we do have >>35106586(You) & >>35106597 to use next thread.
I hope we can use them then because I've a feeling that Gar's idea of fixing things will only make them worse, especially as the next thread is somehow meant to be the last.

OP whats up with that? I'm not seeing how this can be 'finished' in 3 threads.

>>35106960
We need to get imouto to admit she likes us. And then tell her that's disgusting and we're family.

>>35107467
Good, you should feel sorry for being so fucking retardedly stupid.

Now you just need to work to fix your fuckup

>>35107484
Fuck you.
Our imoto is awesome.

>>35107497
no fuck you
incest lover
absolutely disgusting

>>35107484
>We need to get imouto to admit she likes us.
She did that in thread one you fool.

I bet you also thought that class rep didn't like us either...

>>35107467
I wouldn't want to be your bro if your definition of bro is to just throw the gifts I give you right back in my face. Seriously, the fact that he didn't punch us right there and actually tried to clean up our mess... Nagai is too good for this quest. He deserves better.

>>35107503
Not a roundabout way, something like nii-chan I want ur babbies. That way she can't deny it when we shut her down.

>>35107467
That is not being a bro, Nagai was an actual bro, he saw she liked us, and gave us the tickets for a gods damned good reason and you threw them back in his face.

Some fucking bro you are you piece of shit.

>>35107497
Exactly, she's awesome and we are giving her the threeway she wants.

>>35107522
>when we shut her down.
>we

Samefagging because everyone else is voting the opposite and telling you to fuck off is not 'we'

lets just wait for HK to call for a final destination vote

>>35107541
same to you

>>35107572
or how about we just use those [SAVE]'s and load back to before the moron's suggestion got samefagged

>>35107576
Not at all, you're the only one here who doesn't like our sis.

>>35107497
>>35107540
Indeed she is awesome.

>>35107588
cause everyone is samfagging.

So long as we get that threesome with tomboy and imouto I will be satisfied.

Harem End would be nice too.

>>35107604
I don't recall giving you permission to say what I like and don't like, autist.

>>35107676
I want the latter, with the first being a key component.

So am I the only one here who wants monogamy?

>>35107722
I want it too.

>>35107722
Yes

>>35107722
With who?

If it's Rumi then you have shit taste.

>>35107773
fuck off you siscon

>>35107722
I honestly despise harem shit I just like the warlord thingy and I know what the point of the quest is so I'm not going to try to fuck everyone over by derailing it. As long as I get to listen to Gar's advice I'm staying.

Incest makes me vomit in my mouth.

>>35107504
>>35107531
>threw them back in his face
Really?
Offering them back to him and suggesting him to go after the girl who said likes him instead of our carpetmucher of a sister.

>>35107806
Looks like we have a lot of monogamy bros though. Wouldn't be derailing if we go for Saeko or Rumi end.

>>35107737
>>35107765
>>35107773
Ho-ray, I'm not alone! Or I am alone and I have other computers to post from!

>>35107861
Yes really, I mean he fucking said it
>His shoulders slump. "Ah, that blows. At least you tried, man. Thanks! I'd say we're even now."
>"No," you say. "We're not. Here, have the tickets back."
>He frowns, annoyed. "What? Why, aren't you going to ask Fukami out?"
>You waver. "Maybe you should ask her out instead. I've already got a date with Rumi after all."
>Nagai is silent for a long few seconds. "Are you serious? You're actually turning this chance down, just because of that?"

>He frowns, annoyed.

You are fucking clinically retarded anon.

>>35107919
This kind of shit is why I don't talk with humans.

>>35107890
I answered yes to your question, yes you are the only one.

>>35107944
Because you're a retarded aspie?