>>35111271
love this quest
thank you based, Patriarch

You try not to stare. It was considered rude to stare at HBI’s (Higher B.M.I Individuals). But with the sheer amount of space that she takes up, it’s hard to look at anything in the room BUT her. Matriarch Jennifer Griselda is a… large specimen. Weighing in at 450 pounds, and a minuscule privilege score of 13.5, she has a lot of sway in the towers. Being Jewish, HBI, and a woman contributed severely to her score, but it stands as testament to her character that she wouldn't lie about being trans to get her score into the single digits. Despite that, she lives underground, as a foreman for the mines. Lieutenant Alex’s little problem was in her section of the mines.

After a solid hour of horrifying stories of how the male workers almost literally TRIGGER WARNING raped her with their eyes and insults, and would have literally TRIGGER WARNING raped her if not for the severed tendons in their legs and manacles. After a particularly gruesome tale of how a black male tried to break free to TRIGGER WARNING rape her right as he was due to be euthanized for two successive sub-par harvests, she finally begins to speak about the issues deep within.

“So my friend, what comes next might shock you. Some spoilt males have decided to throw away the lovely accommodation, free food and stable jobs we have bestowed upon them and abandoned their posts. It was just one or two at first, but soon they started abandoning in droves. And we’ve found the reason why.”

>>35111293
The massive hambeas- woman brings up a holographic display of the mines with one of her disgustingly flabby arms. As you gaze at the twisting, winding expanse, you take in the general layout.
There are several tunnels leading from the surface towards the main mines. There are massive reserves of Hypocritium below the ruins of the Conservative Party HQ and the new, refurbished Houses of Female-friendly pro-diversity equality commission, and all of the tunnels lead to one of the two. She points a breadstick below one of the deposits. “Here is the entrance to the rebel tunnel. They’ve got a connection to the Old Internet. With the Brogre triggering all three female computer scientists in the country with his TRIGGER WARNING attack on the academy, we can’t shut it down. The information they receive bolster’s their courage. We need you to head in there and shut it all down.”

>You currently have a Solid Snake Style Stealth Suit, a V-4GN Alpha pattern Taser pen, and one of Her Empress’s Immaculate Utility Knives.

>Any Questions about the mission?

>(How are you going to get in?)

>Pose as a miner by using the SS S SS’s capabilities to make it look as if you’re wearing a miner getup (With a skirt)
>Stealth your way towards them (Infiltrate)
>Other (Write in)

>>35111312
>Pose as a miner by using the SS S SS’s capabilities to make it look as if you’re wearing a miner getup (With a skirt)

Previous threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Feminist%20(Dys/U)topia%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/FDysQuest

Disclaimer: This shit is a joke. Don't take it too seriously. It probably won't happen in the future. Probably.

(Sorry for the delays. Uni has been kicking my ass.)

>>35111312
>pose as miner
maybe we can actually escape and join the rebellion

>>35111415
>Stab hambeast with utility knive

>>35111293
>After a particularly gruesome tale of how a black male tried to break free to TRIGGER WARNING rape her right as he was due to be euthanized
glorious, you keep on getting better.

Also, why all the apologizing on twitter?

>>35111312
>Pose as a miner by using the SS S SS’s capabilities to make it look as if you’re wearing a miner getup (With a skirt)
gotta get some social interaction

>>35111312
>Stealth your way towards them (Infiltrate)
They're going to recognize him instantly.

>>35111442
Because I promised I'd run at a certain time, but I didn't. I believe that is worthy of an apology.

Looks like we're trying to go with posing as a miner? Writing.

Aperently anti-racist maths is a real thing

>>35111602
so is feminist biology

>>35111583
I meant
>I JOKE I JOKE I KID, I KID IF I OFFEND I'M SORRY PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE mods pls don't ban me

>>35111312
>>Stealth your way towards them (Infiltrate)

>>35111312
>Pose as a miner by using the SS S SS’s capabilities to make it look as if you’re wearing a miner getup (With a skirt)

Also,
>The massive hambeas- woman brings up a holographic display of the mines with one of her disgustingly flabby arms.
Our little trap still has some fight in him. Good man!

>>35111602
>>35111614
this fucking planet

>>35111602
>>35111614
Saw a sign at my uni that advertised "Feminist Studies". What the fuck are they studying? How to build that frigging girlifying ray from that one Terminator-parody episode of Codename: Kids Next Door?

>>35111653
http://youtu.be/Tva6ZsQv7_M
feminist biology

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>>35111649
Turns out this quest is not fiction.

It's reality.

>>35111664
>The approach of male scientists is like that of a rapist, who takes joy in violating mother nature and penetrating her secrets

>>35111602
Literally everything I write about is directly inspired by people who I think are actually serious.

From Privilege scores to anti-racist maths, castrating all men to protect the women to having men live exclusively as labour & Pets of women, all of them are from a serious tumblr blogs with people that actually agree with them.

Hell, I ran this because I joked with a friend that if hypocrisy was weaponized the world's governments would crumble and be taken over by SJWs within seconds.


>>35111629
Because the mods banned someone for a similar quest, and I wanted them know this is all in jest and they're awful people if they try to shut it down.


>>35111693
It's not fiction, it's a prediction.


Back to writing.

>>35111653
>girlifying ray
What did it do? Make you a girl, or a trap?
Either way, it does sound like something that should be getting funds.

>>35111693
that was obvious from day 1 anon. this quest setting is literally EXACTLY what is being advocated by the leaders of 3rd wave feminism and others in the politically correct sector.
also hippies
http://youtu.be/ILFJfnMnNso?t=2m47s

Jokes aside, this is actually a pretty fucking dark world.
>Miners have tendons in their legs severed
>Those who don't bring in enough ore are euthanized
>People get their dicks chopped off, and then are expected to be happy about it
>If they're not in the mines or in the knight order, they're someone's sex slave (which, depending on you and the mistress in question, might not be so bad).

Yeesh.

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>>35111730
>>35111653
Suddenly this quest appeals to my interests.

Can we please get back to the quest?

>>35111755
>>35111730
Fuck off, you worthless sacks of shit.

>>35111892
It's not like we are varying off topic, don't get your panties in a twist

>>35111928
Still, we could save it for after the quest?

>>35111312
>Pose as a miner by using the SS S SS’s capabilities to make it look as if you’re wearing a miner getup (With a skirt)

>>35111747
Welcome to the feminist utopia.

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HAHA gaze at my monstrous art.

>>35111271
>The women rule from the peaks of their ivory towers, and the men work for them.

You mean Equestria?

>>35112001
Kind of cute. I like it.

Come on, OP, it's time to post the next part u fukin cheky kunt

>>35112028
Global 15 in three, two, one...

>>35112028
Fuck off right now.

>>35112028
And now we know who runs this world from behind the scenes.
The Bronies have arisen

>>35112028
GET THE FUCK OUT FAGGOT

>>35112053
ok


“Mistress, when is the next group scheduled to go to the mines?” You hear Griselda’s chair creak and moan in agony as she shuffles to the side, before grabbing her jumbo-sized iPad and mashing those sausages she calls fingers into it.
“Next shift is in thirty minutes. Why?”

“I’ll join them. I’ll pose as a miner, do some work, then when they work to free the miners I can go with them and take out their stronghold from within.”

Griselda stares at you blankly for a second, before cackling and rubbing her hands together in joy. “Perfect! Simply perfect. What a fantastic idea!”.

Would anti-religion be just regular history or general sciences?

>>35112102
After living on a diet of barely nutritive estrogen-laced goop, looks like our MC can't comprehend the idea of fat people.

>>35112107
No it would focus almost exclusively on religion all throughout history...

...and why it was the most evil, vile, disgusting, oppressive concept the patriarchy has ever conceived. Made exclusively to keep women down.

>>35112107
Atheism would have its own church, with Dawkins as the new pope. A million euphoric faggots would get down on their knees, praying to Saint Sagan to deliver them from the evils of conformity, written morals and non-funded space "exploration".

>>35112106
choke to death on dick, ponyfaggot

>>35112107
Nope, fedorafag.

Anti-religion would be demonization of religion. Use religion as the scapegoat for a great many evils. Treat the religious as you would a heretic.

You know. Like how atheists do today.

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>>35111312
>With the Brogre triggering all three female computer scientists in the country with his TRIGGER WARNING attack on the academy, we can’t shut it down
lelest of lels.
That reminds me of my mother who teaches history in a electrotechnics highschool who rages at feminists who go >muh no female programmers, muh oppression. She says that girls simply arent interested in that stuff and that the patriarchy has nothing to do with it.

>>35112176
>Atheism would have its own church, with Dawkins as the new pope.

Just like the Catholic pope has a really big and funny hat, the Atheist pope would have a ridiculously huge fedora.

>>35112162
Would it include those pagan priests from the Jack Chick comic?

>>35112102
This was a horrible idea. Three hours in, and you’re still mining the purple, glowing ore. Your arms, your legs, your everything hurts. Even though the scars on your legs and manacles are holographic, it’s still agony from head to toe. You’re sure you've met the quota, but if you stop mining the Foremandroids will being whipping you, and that could disrupt the holograms the SSSSS has set up on your body. Wearing a skintight suit that makes you appear to be wearing nothing but the compulsory skirt and panties might seem a bit redundant, but there would only be a single place to hide the knife and pen otherwise, and that area could be a tad… distracting.. The men working also seem to hate you. Some of them look like they’re literally going to TRIGGER WARNING rape you, while others call you “fucking hambeast muffeating shitbag” or “Twinky ass-kisser”. Turns out that the skirt is actually a reward down here - miners who rat out traitors or perform special services for the mistress get all sorts of rewards, clothes that aren’t loincloths and food being chief among them.

You’re jolted out of your internal bitching by an explosion that rocks the very tunnels themselves, followed by several loud cheers. “It’s them!” “They’re real!” “We’re saved!” “Oh thank god!”

You soon see the reason why. Clad in black, several male-looking figures appear to be wiping out the foremandroids with masterful skill. Some use their rifles (They appear to be an old model from nearly a hundred years ago, a Mosin Nagant), some use incredibly large handguns with an almost freakish amount of recoil, and a few simply use large bowie knives to disassemble the robots.

As the last foremandroid crashes to the floor, one of the black-clad men address your group of miners.

“We are the Commandos. Come with us if you want to live!”

>(Activate the tracking chip now, y/n?)

>Go along with the escape
>Try to fight them
>Other?

>>35112063
>implying the mods care

There was a literal fucking furry thread with a furry OP image up for two days.

It's like the mods are checking out.

>>35112213
>Try to fight them

>>35112176
>non-funded space "exploration"

awww... but I wanna explore space n stuff...
that doesn't make me a fedora fag.

>>35112213
>Go along with the escape
Don't activate the chip.

>>35111333
>it probably won't happen in the future
:^)

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>>35112183
>being this mad

>>35112225
>wanting to contaminate the realm of god with rocket boosters

Bad fedora, bad!

>>35112208
And his throne would have a golden banana dildo directly in the centre. Truly a holy vision of the godless paradise.

>>35112213
>Y
>Go along with them
"Where are we going?"

>>35112028
Social engineering, gotta start brainwashing the masses from a young age

>>35112213
>Go along with the escape
>N
Also, tear off the skirt.

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>>35112213
Ah the /k/ommandos are here, proceed with the mission
>Go along with the escape

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I'm kinda tempted to do this quest from the opposite perspective. Where you're a princess next in line to the throne and the entire country runs on male slave labor.

>>35112225
I know, but they do push for it as if it's the meaning of life.
>let's drop all our problems right now and concentrate on exploring lifeless rocks xDDD

>>35112213
>Nuggets
Fuck these people, they deserve to be fucked up.
>(Activate the tracking chip now, y/n?)
ALL MY YES

>>35112213
>Go along with the escape
Activate the tracking chip now, y

>>35112300
Let's not get carried away...

>>35112213
>Y
>Go along with the escape

>>35112303
but like... we might find cool rocks?
maybe some not so lifeless rocks also?
and like... maybe we could also live on some of those rocks. keep this human thing going a little while longer.

>>35112328
No, I'm serious.

A major problem could potentially be weaning the country off of slave labor.

It'd be set in a fantasy world, though.

>>35112218
>mods checking out on /tg/
It could be worse. Like what's happening on /v/

>>35112303
>>35112273
>>35112283
>>35112239
>>35112225
>>35112208
>>35112200
>>35112183
>>35112176

Guys, please. I understand you feel strongly about this but I don't want any of you guys (Or me) banned for this.

>>35112213
>Go along with the escape
>N

Don't activate but go with them

>>35112213
The /k/ommandos have arrived with their moist nuggets. This thread is now diamonds.

>>35112213
>No tracking chip
>Go along with them

Sheiiit, looks like /k/ is still fighting the gubment even now.

>>35112378
>>35112380
>>35112290
>>35112233
>>35112397
No votes

>>35112337
>>35112324
>>35112310
>>35112274
Yes votes.


Looks like we're not ratting out the Commandos yet. Writing now.

>>35112395
>>35112397
Looks like its time to go innawoods!

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>>35112374
the fact that we fear being banned for this, just reinforces how fucked we all already are...

im gonna go drink some bleach and get it over with.

>>35112416
You mean innamines? No woods in the mines, boy!

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>>35112412
>Tfw your last-second vote saved the /k/ommandos

I have made the murder/k/I've proud today.

>>35112374
>getting banned for a joke quest

Fuck off you retarded cunt. No one is getting banned you retarded /x/ cunt. Stop taking this retarded /pol/ trolling serious, you retarded cocksucker.

>>35112470
*Murder/k/ube*
Auto correct, stop these Shenanigans.

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>>35112412
what do these /k/ommandos even look like?
More like this?

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>>35112495
or more like this?

>>35112488
Well... the thing about that is...
A joke quest had it's OP banned and the thread deleted a few days ago. It had a similar subject matter too.

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>>35112520
this?

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>>35112540
that?

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>>35112495
>>35112520
Like this, of course

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>>35112568
>>35112540
>>35112520
>>35112495
No.
Like this.

>>35112495
Obviously they're in Russian military surplus with nuggets and golden tiger striped deagles for the officers.

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>>35112568
or the classic this?

>>35112374
New friend here, I thought only CP posts get a perma ban? Otherwise we'll all be coming back in a month right?

>>35112495
>type in "American militia"
>find the most neck bearded photo
That's what they look like

>>35112590
>I thought only CP posts get a perma ban?
No.

>>35112576
This is the only correct answer.

>>35112590
>wanting to get banned for a month
Also in general wuth most blue boards the mods are insane.
The only nice ones are on /gd/ an /po/
>>35112579
tactical

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>>35112596

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I'm not too late to the party am I?
Also some drawfaggotry.

What's the colour scheme by the way?

>>35112646
>>35112611
Noted

>>35112710
You're missing the giant penis and balls that enforced estrogen placed in it.

>>35112710
Adorable.

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>>35112670

>>35112590
It's not like bans do shit

>>35112710
Gender neutral cream white and coal black, if I recall.

>>35112710
I don't even like traps, and that's adorable.

You follow the column of men as they progress through the winding tunnels. You’re forced to crawl through small narrow passageways, jump to reach other outcroppings and help lift those who are too weak to continue. It’s amazing, most of these passages weren't even on the 3D map the Mistress showed you. No wonder that they couldn’t catch the rebels, they were using hidden passages.

“Where are we going?” Your voice can barely be heard over the chorus of laddish cheers and shouts, but one of the Commandos takes notice of you. Instantly, his eyes become filled with a strange mixture of pity and something else. “Dear god… How long have they been-, I mean, You look like… You look like a chick.. What have they done to you, man? What’s your name?”
“Gordon.”
“Well, Gordon, we’re going to get you out of here. We’re going to take you some place safe, alright? A few of us have staked out a little retreat, and we’re trying to save as many people as we can.”

The rest of the journey is mostly monotonous, cheering from the lads and the commandos leading you ever deeper into the twisting expanse of the mine. You’re glad you didn’t try to sneak in by yourself, you might have starved before you managed to get out. Your feet are almost bleeding by the time anything changes, you’ve been walking for hours.

Eventually you come to a much smaller passage. Broken metal spoons litter the floor, it’s almost as if they were used to carve the rock itself. You head towards a massive steel door, and are waved through with the rest of the miners. It appears to be a massive panic shelter.

>>35112710
top hnng
I'm very jelly at your skills m8

>>35112816
It's packed. Men of all colours are dotted around the room, and you're senses are assaulted with the smell of sweat and rapturous cheering. There are dozens, maybe even a hundred men inside, laughing like you've never seen a man do before. Some of the men inside are redfaced, playing a game with dice and mugs of foul smelling brew. A few of the skinnier ones are reading, and a pair of the wiry ones are tinkering with an ancient looking computer. A pair of staircases are tucked away in the corners, one going further down, one leading up. The commando from early slaps your shoulder as you gaze at the scene. “You’re currently underneath the woods to the east of London. Not a soul around for miles. Welcome to freedom, mate.”


>Get a rundown from the Commando
>Head towards the guys playing with dice
>What the heck is that computer? Investigate.
>What the hell could be deeper down? Slink off downstairs.
>See if you can’t get a peak of upstairs.

>>35112816
What's Gordon's voice like deep or high?

>>35112851
>Get a rundown from the Commando

>>35112852
Pre-pubescent on estrogen.
It high as fuck.

>>35112851
>Get a rundown from the Commando

>>35112816
>>35112851
Turn tracking device on now

>>35112851
>What the heck is that computer? Investigate.

>>35112886
>>35112851
Seconding.

>>35112863
I hate guys with high voices it pisses me off as he's a trap it is ok

>>35112851
>Get a rundown from the Commando
>>35112886
second this

>>35112851
>Get a rundown from the Commando
No use turning the tracker on now, the passages are not on the map.

>>35112863
not too mention, he is thirteen, right?

>>35112851
>Get a rundown from the Commando

Revolution is at hand, brothers!
We should do like that /k/ screencap and draw dicks all over the city. That should *trigger* some unrest.

This group of revolutionaries is obviously just a honeypot.

Too underequipted and ragtag to be serious. They probably do regular purges and keep track of them.

>>35112932
I for one vote against turning the tracker on. I want to see how 4chan is fighting the good fight in the grimdark future of the feminist utopia.

>>35112851
>head towards the guys with the beer
Time to see if godly can handle the bantz

>>35112851
Storytime
>Get a rundown from the Commando

>>35112961
We can do that later.

These guys aren't going to win.

Exposition dump wins, I guess.

>>35112851
Could it be? Are they serving alcohol? The mythical rape drink? Better check it out.
>Head towards the guys playing with dice

>>35112961
>4chan doing shit rating than just masterbating to hentai

>>35112993
These fuckers dug tunnels underground with spoons.

I think they've got the determination needed to win. They could recruit, I mean, what privileged male wouldn't want to fight against the feminists (other than the white knights)? That, and I'm sure there's more tithe aw guys than what we've seen so far, that brogre had to come from somewhere, after all.

>>35112743
Let's just handwave and say the skirt does a very good job of hiding things, because accidentally showing the shape would TRIGGER WARNING rape innocent passerbys y'know.

>>35113074
Agreed.

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>>35112851
>search for resistance/rebel hideout pics
>find this
Welp looks like /fa/ went even more underground than before.

>>35113065
And that's all they've accomplished. A tunnel.

>>35113104
And weapons, and explosives, and finding the Old Internet.

>>35113104
And at least a hundred liberated men, ready to fight. And surely more on the way.

Come on man, where's your cis male pride? Aren't you tired of being pushed around by the matriarchy, or have they got you by the balls like the white knights?

>>35113135
>>35113124
You can't pretend that the feminists don't know about this place.

It's a trap. We need to form our own group.

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>>35113097
it seems that the french resistance naturally emanates /fa/shorium

>>35113158
We're already in a group.

>>35113158
If they knew, why would they have sent us in the first place?

>>35113179
They all look like Portland hipsters.

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>>35113124
>>35113135
Not the Anon you're talking to, but just the fact that they are still relying on Moist Nuggets is reason enough for me to not bet any money in their favor. Of all the makeshift firearms they could have hammered out, they chose the mall ninja's wet dream come true.

>>35112851
Talk to some commandos
>My name is gordon
>I just turned 13
>This is my first day as a miner and out of the room
>I am a hetrosexual white male and my pronouns are Him/His, my privilate score is 116
>What is the room? I grew up in a 7x7x7 white cell, I have never seen another human being in person until yesterday. I got daily estrogen doses.
>What is going on here, what do you mean by freedom?
it is a slightly edited version of your youth, get them talking to find out more. time to expand our horizons.

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>>35112710
Throwing on some colours, just tell me if I need to change the hair colour or anything

>>35113299
Kind of cute, shame he's only that way due to years of estrogen doses.

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>>35113299
qt
>>35113230
seconding
>>35113202
wait there's more!

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What weird, brain-dead, permavigin-riddled thread did I just walk into?

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>>35112851
pls tell me there's at least one guy with this helmet and expression

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>>35113371
>not wanting to have fun

>>35113371
“What… what the hell is this place?” you ask, more out of genuine curiosity than of duty to the mission. A place like this shouldn’t, CAN’T exist. It’d have been wiped out by now. But isn’t that what you’re ordered to do…?
The commando takes off his balaclava, revealing a grizzled old white male. He looks about 50, give or take. “Heh, everyone getss surprised the first time, friendo. The name’s Kel. This is my retreat.”

“Retreat?”

“Well, 31 years ago when the Gamer Gate fell and the PCC’s began to swarm around Castle Misogyny, me and several other mates realized we’re fucked unless we do something. Me and a couple others pooled together our savings and bought this cabin in the woods. Isolated as shit, near a river, plenty of food to be hunted, it was perfect. We hid our guns in this bunker, and prepared for the worst. For 12 years we hid, doing nothing.” Kel’s eyes glaze over a bit as his voice turns rougher and his expression sombre. “Perhaps if we had intervened, we could have stopped it…”. An awkward silence hangs over the both of you, before he coughs and continues.

“Anyway, once we learnt what was happening, we started digging. Once we broke through, we started rescuing anyone we could find. We’ve been lucky so far, we just go into radio silence every time a drone flies above and they write us off as another abandoned cabin. You’re group is probably going to be the last one, our plan is nearly ready, and we’ll never have to deal with any of this bullcrap again. I promise.”

“How? The government is unified, apart from the horrid countries like Russia, Serbia and the middle east.”

“We’ll show you soon, mate. The destination is a bit rough, but we’ll be safe.”

>>35113406
Kel pulls up a chair, grabs a can labelled Strongbow, cracks it open and leans back. It’s almost like he’s fully relaxed. “We’ve accomplished a lot. Gerome there managed to get a connection to the Old Internet working, as well as managing to store all of the remaining porn on several USB drives. We’ve circumvented their entire system, it’s nearly impossible for them to trace us. We’ve got people that know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash clothes."
Kel starts coughing and hacking for a moment before looking at his can, then throwing it on the ground. "Jesus, Strongbow still tastes like piss. Anyway, a couple of farmers have helped us set up an indoor farm, we’ve got a load of stored up electricity from the solar panels. Speaking of Solar, Terry’s been working on it for about 25 years now, but he’s finally figured out how the Exalted system works. We’re going to sai-”
Kel is interrupted by one of the wiry men shouting at the top of his lungs, drowning out the cacophony of voices. “EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT’S ON!”
The men all cease their activities and begin to gather around the computer. He loads up a page, and gets to plugging in the speakers.
Pick one:
>Watch the broadcast
>Search while everyone is distracted (Where?)
>Other (Write in)

Also:
>Activate tracker (y/n)?

>>35113442
>Watch the broadcast
Activate tracker? no

>>35113442
>Watch the broadcast
yes
>Activate tracker (y/n)?
no

>>35113442
>Search while everyone is distracted -Slink off downstairs.

Tracker Y

>>35113442
>Watch the broadcast
>Activate tracker (y/n)?
Yes

>>35113442
>Watch the broadcast
Also keep the tracker off

>>35113442
>Watch the broadcast
>Activate tracker (y/n)?
No

>>35113442

>Watch the broadcast

>Activate tracker (N)?

>>35113403
>>35113388
The feel brothers, one sad the other mad, they never talk, but always stick together
>>35113442
>Watch the broadcast
It's a vanilla option but It may be the best one
also
>Speaking of Solar, Terry’s been working on it for about 25 years now, but he’s finally figured out how the Exalted system works. We’re going to sai-
lel

>>35113442

>Watch the broadcast

>Activate tracker?

No.

>>35113442
Watch the broadcast and activate tracker

>>35113442
find boss, give him tracker, explain. become double agent.

>>35111602
hos the fuck does that work?

>>35113442
>watch broadcast

Tracker N

>>35113657
Anti Racist maths is the idea of replacing the current curriculum of maths with a new one that emphasises the contributions that minorities made to maths. This means that the theorems created by white males aren't taught, with more of a focus on the things that Arabs and people of African descent discovered.

Also, I'm calling the vote now. Looks like we're not activating the tracker. How nice of you all.

>>35113709
what about them but fucking Greeks?

>>35113731
I bet something bad is going to happen.

>>35113709
JUMPING JESUS IS THIS ACTUALLY A THING?!

Is this real life?

>>35113709
>Arabic numerals are actually ripped off of Indians.

Also, you want to know a mathematical field invented by a white guy? Calculus, enjoy your fucked up notions of change, SJW.

(not directed at you, Patriarch)

No tracker. Fight the good fight!

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>>35113709
i ... i don't know what to say? I mean its not like Al-Ghebra is somehow obscured from the curriculum in fact him, Alighieri and Pythagoras were the only mathematicians we really learned about in school.
>one ancient Greek
>one Arab
>one Italian
Why would they change that? And most importantly HOW?

>>35112470
Ave nex alea
Saluto nex alea

It gives men dreams of tools for war

>>35113794
Don't teach anyone math,

Then we'll all be truly equal.

>>35113794
You're trying to use logic to understand their motives.
Please stop that, we can't afford losing another anon's mind trying to comprehend this.

>>35113775
not just any white guy.
motherfucking newton
He tried to calculate gravity and found out that there was no math to do so. so he sat down and spent 3 years inventing calculus
then he used calculus to invent physics

>>35113442
>Watch Broadcast

>n

>>35113442
>Watch broadcast

>n

Your hand hovers over the tracker for a brief second. If you were to activate it, this place would be swarmed by Alex’s white knights. A simple press, and they’ll come running…

No, why not hold off for a bit? See what they’re doing. You could learn a lot more by being a little more patient.

The men crowd around the small screen and whisper to each-other in hushed voices, before the speakers erupt. A thickly accented voice shouts “Ey, Welcome to ‘Straya Free Radio, ya cunts.” Cheers fill the room, but you just sit there confused. What the hell is 'Straya?
Another voice, more refined but still heavily accented begins speaking as well. “Yes, welcome one and all. To anyone still out there in the communist grips of Russia, the cruel regime in the middle east, the slums of China or the shithole dystopia of the west, there is hope. Come to us, Australia. Steal a plane, a boat, whatever. You’ll be safe here. We’ve wiped out the snakes, rockfish and jellyfish, it’s sa-”
The other man (Co-host?) interrupts his partner loudly “Don’t forget the spiders, mate. Lost a lotta mates to them.”
“Hmm. Yes, and the spiders. Come to us, and help us to fix the world. Come to the Free Republic of Australia and Indonesia. We need you.”
A harsh, droning beep lets you know that the broadcast is over, and after a cheer the men return to their activities.

Kel returns to his conversation with you. “Ha, we’re going to Australia, mate. Sunny beaches, no murderous government, true equality. Our boat fleet is nearly ready, we leave tomorrow. So enjoy yourself, Gordon. You’re leaving Britain, and heading to her greatest former colony.”

>>35114174

>>Crush the tracker:
>Come clean, crush the tracker. Escape to Straya with the guys.
>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

>>activate it.jpg
>Betray them and reap the rewards. Stopping over a hundred guys from escaping? You shudder to think of what you’d get for this. Activate it and don’t do anything, wait for backup.
>Activate it and explore, try to sabotage some of their stuff in secret.
>Activate it, start taking people down with taser + the basics of CQC.

Pick one category (Activate or crush) and then whatever you want or whatever writeins you feel like for that category.

>>35114192
>Betray them and reap the rewards. Stopping over a hundred guys from escaping? You shudder to think of what you’d get for this. Activate it and don’t do anything, wait for backup.

>>35114192
Activate the tracker.

>>35114192
>>Betray them and reap the rewards. Stopping over a hundred guys from escaping? You shudder to think of what you’d get for this. Activate it and don’t do anything, wait for backup.

>>35114192
>>activate it.jpg
>Betray them and reap the rewards. Stopping over a hundred guys from escaping? You shudder to think of what you’d get for this. Activate it and don’t do anything, wait for backup.

>>35114192
>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

>>35114192
Activate it when everyone has already left

>>35114174
>Betray them and reap the rewards. Stopping over a hundred guys from escaping? You shudder to think of what you’d get for this. Activate it and don’t do anything, wait for backup.

>>35114192
Betray. With this kind of victory under our belts we could become THE PRINCESS KING or at least a very well-respected futanari mistress.

>>35114192
>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

We need to see how far this goes. Maybe become a spy in thier government

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>>35114192
>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.
There might be more of them somewhere, better wait for them to rally
also
>Australia
>wanting more boat people
top kek

>>35114276
This.

Australia is a trap.

>>35114192

>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

>>35114192
>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

>>35114192
Crush tracker, come clean.

>>35114192
>Activate it and explore, try to sabotage some of their stuff in secret.

>>35114192
>Crush the tracker and come clean.

>>35114192
>Activate it, start taking people down with taser + the basics of CQC.

>>35114192
>Activate it, start taking people down with taser + the basics of CQC.

>>35114192
>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

Also, Australia inviting boat people? Good one mate.

>>35114192
>Write in
Don't crush it, but tell them you have the tracker and you were sent here for this reason.

>>35114192
come clean, give them the tracker to decide what to do with it

>>35114192
>Activate it and explore, try to sabotage some of their stuff in secret.

I don't care if we share the same gender. They haven't done anything noteworthy.

>>35114372
Seconding that.

>>35114372
This please

>>35114192
>Activate it and explore, try to sabotage some of their stuff in secret.

>>35114372
This please

>>35114192
>>Activate it and explore, try to sabotage some of their stuff in secret.

>>35114372
Second

>>35114192
>>going to australia

Aus is an even worse feminist shithole than the west, anyone knows this. This is a huge trap, we're just going to get our privilege probed again if we leave with these guys.

>Betra them and reap dem rewards

>>35114372
This seems like an okay idea

>>35114372
Please let this win

>>35114372
this

>>35114372
This seems workable.

>>35114483
So much samefaggotry

>>35114458
THIS

Don't get fooled, guys. Australia probably has slave mines too.

>Man, I guess I can play a little bit of Fire Emblem while I wait for the votes to trickle in.
Jesus christ.
I'm going to start counting all of these 100% legit votes now, then start writing.

>Crush the tracker and come clean.

>>35114550
>Man, I guess I can play a little bit of Fire Emblem while I wait for the votes to trickle in.

You are not a very bright individual.

Good writer, though.

>>35114192
>>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

>>35114550
Just remember that you can't post the exact same thing in five minutes.

>>35114192
>Activate it and explore, try to sabotage some of their stuff in secret.fuck these rapist fucks

>>35114192
>>>Crush the tracker:
>>Come clean, crush the tracker. Escape to Straya with the guys.
>>Don’t say shit, don’t reveal the tracker but escape with them regardless.

>>35114584
I've got a phone, I know doing things final destination style is a license to samefag. It doesn't really solve much.

Also you guys can stop voting now. I need to count this shit.

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>>35114372
Seems like the most rational thing a 13 year old would do.

>>35114372
This.

>People voting to betray
Why?

>>35114676
Their femdom mistresses are telling them to.

>>35114695
Ms are the fucking worst.

>>35114676
Son, in this world there are folks we call 'faggots'.

>>35114676
Might be a trap.

>>35114695
If I'd thought of it like this, I would have changed my vote.

>>35114723
... So instead we destroy the last bastion of Man in the western world?

Better to go down fighting with the /k/om- I mean, commandos

>>35114723
Or it could not be, and you're handing over our chance of freedom and sending hundreds of innocent men to their deaths. But hey, keep shadowrunning, you goddamn idiot.

>>35114723
Pretty sure it is >>35113299

>>35114676
Because this group of rebels are themselves traitors. They'd rather be Australian slaves than fight for freedom in their own country.

>>35114676
1: Dat femdom
2: Ausfailia is rife with rampant misandry. Listen to the broadcast - they've killed all the dangerous wildlife AND live free of femppression? Sounds way too good to be true.
3: These nugget-loving fagtrons had it coming anyway.

ACTIVATE IT:
>>35114214
>>35114219
>>35114232
>>35114243
>>35114257
>>35114266
>>35114329
>>35114340
>>35114352
>>35114437
>>35114418
>>35114455
>>35114458
>>35114601
>>35114521

Total: 15 (Jesus Christ that's a lot.)

DON'T ACTIVATE IT:
>>35114250
>>35114272
>>35114276
>>35114280
>>35114308
>>35114315
>>35114317
>>35114339
>>35114366
>>35114372
>>35114415
>>35114419
>>35114424
>>35114443
>>35114457
>>35114463
>>35114480
>>35114483
>>35114582
>>35114606
Total: 20 something...?


Ok, I'm not sure, but there might be just the slightest hint of samefagging going on, especially with the write in.. I'm honestly not sure what to do.

>>35114877
We don't have enough information to assume that.
They may be gathering their forces in Straya to strike back at England at a later time. Or something.

>>35114907
Now is not the time.

>>35114927
How about a "trust them" vs. "don't trust them" vote.

I simply don't trust these people and would prefer not to suffer the consequences of associating with them.

>>35114927

I only voted >>35114250

>>35114927
Bow down to your mistresses, fuccboi. You know which option to pick.

>>35114927
Do whatever's more entertaining for you to write.

Please just don't make this into another smut quest if you go with betraying.

>>35115046
I hope we find a qt rebellious girl if we betray.

>>35114927
How about instead of deciding right away (since they said their plan is to do it tomorrow) we start talking to them and learning?

>>35115046
Don't worry, whether our protag here is even biologically capable of reproducing is debatable, what with the estrogen overdose and everything.
Not like that ever stopped the /tg/ hivemind

>>35115087
Oh my god, an intelligent suggestion. I agree with this.

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>>35114927

Trust them Patriarch. Be one with the Strayans.

>>35115046
>>not wanting smut quest
>>35115063
>>Betray and find qt rebellious domme gf
>>Support and find qt submissive ausfailian waifu
The decision is tough.

>>35115087
Yeah, agreeing

>>35115118
I'd rather have a competent rebellious waifu than a submissive one.

>>35115087
This, actually. I hadn't noticed the "tomorrow" part.

>>35114959
>>35115087

Fuck it, I'll go with a compromise.

Don't activate it, but don't reveal it. Once the next in game day comes to pass, we can choose to ruin them or escape with them. Give you all a little time to prepare and discuss, and I can actually get ready for a final destination style vote.


Is that OK for everyone?

>>35115139
Why exactly would there be a female rebel though? That doesn't make any sense. It's basically a paradise for women.

>>35114927
>I'm honestly not sure what to do.
Ok, so there is obvious same fagging, there always is, it comes down to "what kind of quest do I want to run"
Basically, you should make this choice, a few people might leave with either choice.
a little railroading is good at the early parts of a quest to set its tone.

Another issue is the roleplaying, our character has just had a nasty shock with the whole gelding thing, he is torn, he is seeking answers. These guys so far seem on the level, but can he trust them or not? well, what we need right now is character development. as per >>35115087
start dialog, not secret stealthy stuff, but honest stuff, discussing your concerns, your doubts, the history you were taught, etc. Basically, a training montage, but for our mind.

>>35115165
A paradise or a gilded cage? The feminist orthodoxy might be oppressive in its own right.

>>35115158
Seems fair.

>>35115165
Same reason why right now there are women who are against tumblr social "justice" I guess

>>35115175
Shit. I'm not up to date, did he actually get gelded or were they just discussing it?

>>35115165
Well, it could be because some of them have compassion and believe things are wrong.
Or maybe they are lesser mistresses who fell in love with a slaveboi
Or maybe white hetrosexual women who identify as women and are not obese, otherkin, etc might have a really high privilage score and be oppressed as well

>>35115183
>>35115195
So I guess those that aren't brainwashed then? Makes sense.

>>35115165
There are far right female political groups that advocate increased men's rights. They're taken about as seriously as the Tea Party is in America.

>>35115207
They let him keep his junk.

>>35115221
>They're taken about as seriously as the Tea Party is in America.
Kek. Gave me a good chuckle.

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>>35115213
>high level matriarch is having trouble keeping her tomboyish daughter under control
>daughter keeps triggering everyone with politically incorrect opinions
>"Oh, look. There's this Gordon fellow that sold out 100 rebels. Maybe he'll help calm her down."

This is what I'm hoping for. I want mah rebel waifu.

>>35115175
Agreed. Let the poor kid explore human interaction for a bit. He's never been around men before - maybe he'll even turn a little gay for somebody? All that estrogen might have an effect. You never know. Dooming him to a life of femdom might be cruel if he's not even into that.

>>35115158
I'm happy with that

>>35115247
I just don't want anything to do with the matriarchs, so no, I will oppose you at every turn. Prepare thyself.

>Sweetheart acknotif
...It seems Captcha is on your side as well.

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>>35115293
Look, all I want is a rebel waifu. Her exact backstory is irrelevant.

A girl who supports the male rebellion. That's it.

>>35115325
Okay, that's fine then.

>>35115251
>maybe he'll even turn a little gay for somebody?

I'd be for this. Seems logical.

>>35115357
More likely someone would turn gay for him
>be among men
>no women
>trap comes along

>>35115287
>>35115189
Nobody is against it, so I guess it works.

I'll start now.

Sorry for the delay.


>>35115207
Not gelded.


>People talking about both waifus and homo route.
>A single guy talking about smut

A vision... I see it. A mighty shitstorm approaching...

>>35115388
no! don't make this into a w/a/ifu quest!

>>35115428
Dude with how we look if we're not careful we gonna BE the waifu!

>>35115228
Oh, that's good to hear.

Cheers.

>>35115445
I am okay with this

>>35115428
Oh come on, what's wrong with a few strong female characters?

>>35115384
Yusss.

>>35115384
But.. I don't want to be TRIGGER WORD raped.

>>35115477
>Strong female character
Remember, if you ever need to preface the words "female character" with "strong", you probably just made a bad character.

>>35112342
I mean, im your typical church-y dude, but ill be teh first to suggest we use Mars as a back-up.
Though im weird, and also propose we use Venus(terran air makes your craft float in the habitable clouds, and if we decide to terraform, we just need a lot of hydrogen and drag/make a satellite)

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>>35115507
I was making a joke, dude.

>>35115207
It is mandatory, but we made a convincing appeal to our superior in the knights and he came up with the idea of entering us in the sperm donor program, as such we get a rare exemption from the gelding, and the state will have us harvested for semen 3 times, once at age 16, once at 18, and once at 20 for the purpose of breeding future generations.
But the fact that we had to rely on his mercy and such a program to avoid such a fate... and the fact that the femme fatales were petitioning to have us forcibly transgendered into a woman because they wanted to recruit us (totally legal to force someone to do that as long as it reduces their privilege score) are justifications for our trepidation.
we evaded the gelding, but who knows what comes next?

>>35115515
My bad, it's hard to get sarcasm over the internet.

>>35115477
nothing wrong with strong female characters. the problem is being a dating simulator masquerading as a quest

>>35115445
>>dodging thirsty men and rampant reverse-rapist mistresses
>>hormonal influence has made MC into the most QT trap ever born but removed his entire libido
>>everything he ends up wearing is revealing and kawaii to the utmost no matter what

This is what I'm secretly hoping ends up happening.

>>35115548
Oh yeah, I agree with that. This should be about fighting the Feminist Empire.

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>>35115384
I ready for some trap adventures.

>>35115570
I hope we get picked for a damn infiltration mission.

>>35115565
>>35115570
Stop. Go to /d/ or something.

>>35115504
You still have a privilege score of over 100. You still can't be raped.

>>35115581
Oh... good.

>>35115581
You're egging them on aren'tcha

>>35115581
I thought it was over 90 = can't be raped

also, its funny how our privilage score was dropped from 116 to 110 for services rendered to the state (taking out the brogre)

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>>35115581
>No trigger warning

>>35115581
Can we be raped by a female?

>>35115611
Women can't TRIGGER WARNING rape men, silly.

>>35115607
FUCK. I need more coffee so I don't make such a bad mistake again.

>>35115611
You can't be raped by a female nowadays. There is no way you can in this BAD FUTURE.

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>>35115611
>Rape
>By female

>>35115650
It can happen.

>>35115580
>>/tg/
>>/d/

I letters aren't the same but I don't see any difference.

>>35115656
the average judge wont see it that way.

>>35115656
>Male opressor identified
Reported to CISquizition.

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>>35115662
I feel yah, brother. Essentially the same content. Pic unrelated.

>>35115646
So is the game day ticking over yet or what? Let's trap some /k/ommandos.

Your mind is a whirlpool of emotions. Think of the reward, the prestige, the /privilege/ that you’d get for betraying them. You’d eat like a queen for weeks… You might even get your own room in one of the spires. Ha, a male in a spire, one of the first for sure. But surely selling out over a hundred rebels and blocking their broadcast would make you a hero, it is possible.

But they don’t want to hurt anyone. They just want to leave. Hell, could they hurt people? Many of them have severed tendons in their legs, they’re limping along if that. Wrists are nearly wrecked from the manacles. They’re not the bad guys.
But how are you supposed to live here, in Britain? Fearing for your balls constantly, serving under disgusting people like Griselda, mistresses like Melissa pulling rank… Would those problems still plague you when you finally got respect? Would you be fine knowing the same thing was happening to others…?

You’re squirming in your skirt, your thumb constantly brushing over the tracker. You pull your hand away. No. You’ll wait and see first. See if they’re nice. See if they deserve freedom, and if you’ll join them.

You start heading round the room. The stairs leading both upstairs and downstairs merely lead to locked doors, and you’re fairly certain you can’t pick the lock without someone seeing. Instead, you start looking around at the groups of men. To start, you head to the men drinking foul concoctions and playing with dice. As you get closer, you realize the dice aren’t the only part of the game. There seems to be a significant amount of cards that they’re using as well. The ones turned upside down have a logo, Anima Collection. Is that the name of the game?

>>35115881
You bend over and peer through the crowd to try and get a good look at the game. “Heh, now you take 13+1d6 divided by 2 damage, rounded up! Looks like I win, friendo.”
“Are you drunk or just stupid, Samuel? I’m gonna use my Healing Rains land card to double my health for a turn!”
“Not if I activate the instant spell Scalding Heatwave…”
You slowly tune it out. The game looks way too complicated for you. As you go to leave, an arm grabs round your waist.
“I did’n know women were ‘ere! *HICK* This place really is the tits, ey? Whats your name, gurl? What’s your sign?”


>(What do)

>BAD TOUCH. Taze him subtly
>BAD TOUCH. Take him out with CQC
>Talk: Try to convince him to let you go (Tell him you're a guy, and underaged at that?)
>Talk: Engage in friendly conversation with the guy. Get to know him and all that.

>>35115894
>BAD TOUCH. Take him out with CQC

>>35115894
>Talk: Engage in friendly conversation with the guy. Get to know him and all that.

When I'm wearing a skirt, I'm a girl

>>35115786
>That pic
This is surprisingly accurate.

>>35115894
>Talk: Engage in friendly conversation with the guy. Get to know him and all that. Also tell him we're a dude. Failing that, taze.

>>35115894
>Talk: Try to convince him to let you go (Tell him you're a guy, and underaged at that?)
TRIGGER! TRIGGER!

>>35115894
>>Talk: Try to convince him to let you go (Tell him you're a guy, and underaged at that?)

Let's not draw attention to ourselves with rash action, nor be submissive.

>>35115894
>BAD TOUCH. Take him out with CQC

>>35115894
>Talk: Try to convince him to let you go (Tell him you're a guy, and underaged at that?)
We're underaged fuck. If he doesnt listen take him out.

Talking appears to win.
I've got a lecture at 8 AM tomorrow, which is 7 and a half hours. I still need to prepare for it and sleep. I'll probably do one or two more story posts and end it there. Quest might be close to a 404 by then though.

>>35116131
Tell him that man, he must be outside his mind.

>>35115894
>I am not a girl, I am a 13 year old boy

>>35116131
Soldier on, brave warrior.

You turn to face the guy holding you. He’s a rarity here, white just like you? His bleach blond hair is much like the hair of the most other men, a short, cropped buzzcut. You give him a radiant smile, and he smiles right back at you.

“Hey. My name’s Gordon. Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m a boy, and 13 years old at that. What’s your name?”

The man’s face drops. He appears to go into a state of deep thought for a few seconds. Those seconds tick by as slow as hours as you study the conflicted expression on the man’s face, the facial expression hinting of an epic internal battle between two differing opinions in his head. Finally, after what seems like an eternity (But was only a few seconds) he goes right back into smiling. “Woah, my bad, my bad. Beer goggles man, I must be blind as sheeit.*HICK*” He squints at you for a moment before muttering something that sounds a lot like wouldstilldo under his breath and then returning to the normal manner of drunk-speak. “Name’s *HICK* Jimmy. Ma said the family name was Smith before I got dragged into those shithole mines, so call me Jimmy Smith.”

“Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Would you mind showing me around, Jimmy?”

“Sure thing ga-.” He stops himself. “Sure thing pal. Lemmee show you around. Whatchu wanna see first?”

>>Pick two

>Where the hell are they getting all the drink from?
>You’re tired as crap. Where are the beds?
>Some guys are still round the monitor, what’s up?
>Where do you get food?
>Other