>>35114166
>Hey, Aligot uses some kind of magic wand. Maybe she can use something like that?

>>35114166
>Maybe some kind of ranged weapon

>>35114166
>>Other: give tips on fighting dirty

Give me a few more minutes before I start writing

I'm seeing trying out a magic weapon, a ranged weapon, and giving tips on fighting dirty

Still open for suggestions until I start writing

>>35114490


Do the ranged weapon selection include the gun?

>>35114166
I see this going one of two ways. Either she ends up a magic girl, or she gets a fuckhuge axe and murders the shit out of people. Whichever you pick is fine.

>>35114573
+1 for loli berserker

>>35114572
Any gun you can think of, because you didn't specify, I was going to give her a musket to try out.

>writing
>If you can think of anything else, please suggest it

Also, yes, I am going to include fuckhuge axe for her to try out.

>>35114701
Well, I was thinking of the one Jack was using

>>35114745
Ooh, the revolver/flintlock

>>35114721
>she becomes a demon of the battlefield
>legends state it was black jack that corrupted her

>>35114787
Is there no limit to Jack's depravity?

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You get a few other things from the shelves that you think she might have fun trying. At least things that she needs to try before she makes any kind of judgement on it.

With that in mind, you ask Axel to fetch something like the magic, ringed wand that Aligot uses. As well as grabbing a musket and a flintlock from the shelves; which you think every kid needs to learn how to use.

"Is that it?" Axel says, carrying a wand and her rapier in hand.
"Not quite, I have another idea." You feel an evil smile creeping across your face.

You're already well aware that she should have the strength of 20 men. The only person who doesn't know that is probably herself. Walking to where Axel was sorting the large-class weapons earlier; you grab the biggest axe and sling it over your shoulder.

Even with your strength, you can still feel the weight and mass behind the massive instrument.

Axel only stares back at you like you're insane.
"Seriously?"
"Seriously." Is all you say back, with a big obnoxious grin.

You don't want to admit it, but the idea has crossed your mind to try it out yourself a time or two. She might be particularly lucky with things that are as large as she is. There's really only one way to be sure.

>Cont.

>>35114889
>now lass, there's one thing you need to remember whenever you use the axe. When people say it's not the size that matters? /They're lying/.

>>35114889
I cant think of any possible way this can end badly.
Tell her to aim for Axel.

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>>35114889
>Jacks face all the way back to biscotti after louise learns the joy of axing people.

>>35115294
>tfw we are going to have to fight her at some point

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>>35115319
You forgot your image

>>35115319
Well, we have more experience than her in a fight, so I doubt it'll be a problem.
>Famous last words.

>tfw no Viking dual wielding axes because muh timeline
>tfw jack and Joel will never bind over a drink
>they will never go sailing together

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>>35114889
Your group walks out down the hallway and into the courtyard. Knights and guards spar and chat amongst themselves while having their lunches and preparing for their afternoon shifts.

One of those knights, who has blonde hair and a set of pointed ears, notices your group walking into the yard and starts approaching.
Good! She needs to follow up on the little talk she had with the hero, anyway.

Louise is the second one to notice her, she puts a big smile on her face as she runs over to Odelle and grabs the blonde knight around her waist into a hug.

Odelle bursts into laughter at the gesture, "Louise! That is such a nice outfit!"
"Ah~ Odelle." She tightens her hug, "I'm feeling so much better today, I can't begin to tell you-"

The girls laugh and chatter, most of which you tune out almost immediately, as you approach an empty training lot. You set down the massive axe and her musket as Axel tries fumbling with some of the rings on the wand.

"So what are you boys doing?" Odelle says, sitting on a bench with Louise in her lap.
"Well Lass, I'm leaving today, so I wanted to get some weapon training in with her before I left. What are you doing out here?"

She ignores your question and instead eyes the massive axe and the musket that you've set down onto another bench.
"..You're going to make her use a weapon? Seriously!?"
In her lap, Louise squirms as Odelle tightens the vice-grip hug around the young girl.

>"Yes! I am! And I think you should encourage it, too."
>"If you don't watch, it might not hurt you."
>"Aye, Want to help?"
>"Got any better suggestions?"

Then, choose a few things to do

>Start with the Axe and Melee weapons on dummy targets
>Ranged first, then introduce the melee weapons, again on dummies
>Try to use you as a target, it's not like it'll hurt or anything.
>Just practice running/fencing with the weapons, nothing too difficult
>Naw man, gotta do this the hard way, practice duel!
>Other?

>>35115653
>Start with the Axe and Melee weapons on dummy targets

>>35115653
>>"Aye, Want to help?"
>Ranged first, then introduce the melee weapons, again on dummies

get her used to the idea of using magic with the reloads before going to the axe.

>>35115653
>"Got any better suggestions?"
>Start with the Axe and Melee weapons on dummy targets

>>35115653
>"Aye, Want to help?"
>Start with the Axe and Melee weapons on dummy targets

>Melee first, ranged second, all on dummies

>writing!

>>35115892
We are making a monster.

>>35115995
Yes. Yes we are.

>>35115995
that monster will fall in love with us

>>35116024
>we stole his money, his ships, and his men's lives
>now we steal his daughters heart

>>35116054
next her purity can i get a lewd hand holding gif

>>35116079
I dunno... I think Odelle might beat us to that.

>>35116142
we shall take them both then

>>35116142
>implying anyone can resist the roguish charms of jack black

>>35116156
Cant stop the harem Train.

>>35116174
Black Jack. The order matters. So much.

>>35116189
>not wanting to be jack black dressed up as a pirate

>>35116221
>wanting to be jack black
>ever

>>35116221
jack cheats at cards so its black jack

>>35116238
I will Lucha libre your ass

>>35116263
No you won't you fat fuck.

>>35116263
But pirates don't lucha.

>>35116221
>jack black
No.

>>35116276
I will crush your skull with my fat man titties, you retarded man child

>>35116301
Said The Kettle.

>>35116301
>implying you won't fall over from exhausting just from getting up

jack black pls go, no one likes you.

>>35116301
This gives the most amusing mental image.

Some fat guy acting like a wizened grandmaster chastising a student.

>>35116334
You mean the entirety of kung foo panda?

Sorry, got interrupted

>Now I'm writing!

>>35116359
i dunno, I thought it was a decent movie.

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Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)

You're not sure what to say about this, except one thing.
"Aye, want to help?"
"She's just a little girl! You're not going to make her use those things, are you!?"

You want to say something to that, but then you remember that this means Odelle has taken your advice about being her friend completely to heart.
"..She's really grown on you, hasn't she?"

Odelle's face lightly blushes, but she quickly snaps back;
"Yes! And I think you're being too hard on her!"
"All the more reason to help, Lass. You should join in on the training so you can help her in my absence. Got any better suggestions?"

She looks down at Louise, who has managed to slip her grasp and returned her hug.
"No.. I really don't."
"Great! Let's get started. Louise?"

"Um?"
"Why don't you stand up and try something for me."

She stands up and lets her legs pop as she does so. Odelle pats down her suit and tries to get it looking nice and tidy.
You didn't say it, but you are really relieved that she was able to find someone that dotes on her as much as Odelle does.

"Now, from your standing position, try jumping as hard as you can."
"Jumping?"
"Yar, just bend your knees, put a little push into your ankles, and try a little hop."

>Roll 1d20, best of three
>These two 20s are for Odelle and Axel respectively.

>>35116760
Wow, props to Odelle

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35116760
oh wow, odelle

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35116760

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35116760

>>35116760
>inb4 full on dykes

>Writing!

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She bends her legs, starts putting pressure into her ankles.
Then you suddenly remember something, if strength and stamina in this world is proportional to how much you had previously; what does that mean for a kid who was relatively in-shape and weighs half of what you do?

You quickly get your answer as she springs upward, with a "KYAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-!". Her tiny form becoming nearly invisible against the backdrop of the blue sky.

"LOUISE!" Odelle shrieks as she puts her catlike reflexes to work.

You weren't entirely sure how she became knight, most of what she has done involved bumbling since you got here.
Now, you got your answer.

Before either you or Axel could even clear half of the training courtyard, she had already dashed clean to the other side.
With a yell and a mighty leap, Odelle's jump easily clears the height of the barracks.

Both Odelle and Louise are tiny dots in the sky at this point. Except, by virtue of Odelle's quick actions, her jump arc intersects with Louise's helplessly falling body. They both land safely several courtyards over.

Odelle is carrying Louise in her arms on their return. Louise buries her face in Odelle's chest while Odelle sports a very angry glare.

"JACK! How could you!? YOU KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN, DIDN'T YOU?"

>Any snide remarks to that?
>Also Cont.

>>35117312
I felt secure you'd be her knight in shining armor and save her.

>>35117312
The landings just sting a bit, lass, no need to get catty about it.

>>35117312
"Well, at least we're off to a jumping start."

>>35117312
live and learn by doing.

Those are all getting in, somehow.

>still writing!

>>35117312
"...That is literally how I was introduced to my new strength."

>>35117312
...Riiiight after I said it, yeah.

>>35117312
This is how Camille showed me.

>>35117312
>the dyke menace is in full force

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>>35117312
"I felt secure you'd be her knight in shining armor and save her."
Her teeth clench at that remark, "YOU'RE A-!"
She looks down at Louise, "-a jerk, that's what you are."
"That is literally how I was introduced to my new strength, Lass. The landings just sting a bit, no need to get catty about it."

Odelle growls as she sets Louise down. Even though she really doesn't seem like she wants to bet let down. She continues to hold onto Odelle's waist.
"Oh come on, Lasses, I only realized that would after right AFTER I said to do it. See? This has all been a living and learning experience for the both of us." You go to rub Louise's head, but Odelle lightly slaps your hand away.

You spring up and spin around toward the weapons, "Well! Since we're off to a jumping start, let's get some of these things and see how you do with them!"
You pick up the rapier and turn to Louise, who is slowly letting go of Odelle.
"Come on, let's try skewering a few of these training dummies."

"Um." she says, taking the rapier in hand. She studders slightly as she eyes the other large, nefarious weapons leaning against the bench.

>Now you have a choice.

>Stick with Jack (I'll roll for Louise)
>Perspective change to Louise (You can roll for her.)
>Other

Or

>Timeskip past training

>>35117770
Time skip, I'm dealing with worthless drama

>>35117770
Im voting louise.

>>35117770
>preventing jack from rubbing heads
This bitch is dead to me

>>35117770
... Has she had the fact that we don't kill people when we fight explained to her?
>Perspective change to Louise (You can roll for her.)

>>35117770
>Stick with Jack

>>35117770
>Perspective change to Louise
YES.
>Midway perspective change to Odelle

>>35117770
>>Stick with Jack (I'll roll for Louise)

>>35117770
Swap to Louise

>>35117770
>Stick with Jack

>>35117770
>stick with jack
Louise a frog
Odelle a dyke
Both a shit

>>35117827
How could she!

>>35117770
>>Timeskip past training
I'm kinda ready to ditch Galette by now. Honestly, I can't think of a single person who actually appreciates what we've done here, or our presence.

>>35117835
Shit, no wonder she's so timid.

>>35117909
They all seem anti-jack, and the guy who we trounced and made a mockery of is one of the lesser so of these, cats are assholes

>>35117909
Charlotte so one...

>>35117968
Archmage lady, that's two

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>4 Louise
>4 Jack
>2 Skip

I don't like doing final destination votes, so instead I'll roll for it.

1 Jack
2 Louise

I have noticed the desire to leave catland don't worry, that will happen this session

>>35117968
>>35117995
In this big ass kingdom, only two people are thankful for us literally saving their heroes life, fuck these guys

>>35118071
Well, look at it from their point of view. The Rival's hero shows up and saves yours, all the while exposing you to the plague (I know thats bullshit, but they believe it.) and then offers to train your hero for you? From a national pride standpoint, that's pretty embarassing.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Go Go Louise!

>>35118026
Final destination votes don't work anyway, so it'd have been pointless.

>>35118131
I still hate them with a burning passion

Crash

Thanks Obama

>Recovering and continuing

>>35118245
I like Charlotte but yeah that just tiring.

>cats give you no respect and treat you like an object

At least it's true to character.

>>35118260
when we leave can we make it a grandiose and arrogant like getting the princess to thank our snake doctor (forgot her name) and us

>>35118331
Kisss and hugs for us than.

>>35118331
Might as well.

>>35118331
Of course

Those two who have thanked you won't be the only ones, to add.

>>35118274
>>35118274
Yeah she's cool, but considering how every princess so far has some weird shit going on I'm still wary, she seems a bit sociopathy, very controlling and manipulative, that whole speech of hers set off so many red flags

>>35118379
Axel? He seems bro enough to understand, Odelles brother who I can't remember his name?

>>35118387
By every princess you mean the only other one we've met?

>>35118413
You'll see

>Still writing

>>35118387
she actually felt bad about taking her away from her family, friends

>>35118427
Pretty much. It's not a farfetched assumption to make that the animal people all have weird shit going on with them, they are animals and shit

>>35118387
The speech thing seen normal to me. I what one for us too.

>>35118450
Keeping appearances like that are pretty easy

>>35118511
It makes you feel important right? Makes ya actually like your job? That's the point

>>35118439
>inb4 stupid OC steel donut lion/cat thing that anons circle jerked about last thread

>>35118542
Yeah but that hero system kidnapping, etc, etc.
Not the summoner maybe....

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You are still Jack Albator, exhausted training partner and person who feels his merits are not being properly recognized.

But still, you're happy that she's at least healthy enough to receive this training. Maybe she doesn't realize how close she was to death, but you're much happier with her being alive than otherwise.

"Okay Lass, run those dummies through. Don't let the weight of the sword intimidate you."

She starts swiping and cutting the edges of the dummy like she's wielding a feather duster. It's kind of odd that she doesn't stab more, except-
"Lass, what are you doing?"
"Um, fencing?"

That's why, she's acting as if her opponents are also holding a fencing sword. Each slash and swipe would count as a point, you think.

"Lass, try stabbing a some more, run them through! Don't be nervous."
"Um."

Again, she starts slashing and cutting, but never really stabbing the dummies. Axel stops her several times to adjust her form slightly, but it's always the same slashing and cutting.
"Lass, what's the problem? Why aren't you laying into it?"

She looks down at her outfit, and folds her hands.
"I was always told not to do that because I might hurt someone."

That-
"Oh! Argh, I see. Damn it, damn it, I forgot to tell you the most important part about this place."

>Cont.

>>35118634
Do it Jack, turn Odelle into a fuzzball.

>>35118634
this:>>35118692

>>35118620
do you mean ms whiskers who was a lion the we dident know was a lion

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35118716
>>35118692

Counteroll for Odelle

>>35118725
Fluffball land here she comes

>>35118725
>inb4 not wearing her barrier jacket

>>35118720
Yes that autistic fanwank garbage

>>35118861
i like how amusing it was

>>35118904
It was fucking retarded and you should feel bad for liking it at all

>>35118861
Man it's sort of a running joke that managed to provoke so much hnnnnggg that it took on a life of it's own, lighten up. It would be hilarious if Announcer actually made something like that canon.

>>35118953
Fuck you m8 it's shit and so are you

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>>35118971
U mad, bro?

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"You can't get hurt, Lass."
"W-what?"

This is going to be a lot harder to explain.

"You can jump really high and run really fast, right? You can't get hurt either. It just rips your clothes a little."

You take your revolver out of the holster.
"Permit me to demonstrate!"

You raise it up at Odelle, who appears to have spaced out. Several shots leave the revolver and impact her chestplate.
Tink, tink, tink, CRACK!

The entire metal husk breaks away from her chest, leaving her upper body covered in nothing but a sweaty undershirt.

"H-HEY!"
"Oh come on, you said you wanted to help!"

Louise only looks on in confusion. Before she finally studders out a question.
"W-wait, was that a real gun?"

You spin it around on your finger, "Nothing but, Lass! You can't hurt people by fighting here."
"Well.. then.. How do you hurt people?"

That's a question you weren't expecting her to ask.
Axel picks it up, "Ah don't worry about that kid, Go on! Show that dummy what you're made of."

She puts a bit more effort into it this time, focusing on stabs and thrusts. You can tell that she has had some practice with a rapier. She's a little clumsy with it, but quickly picks up how to handle the longer, heavier version of what she's used to.

Odelle takes this time to go get another shirt. She comes back without any of her armor on, and instead has a modest shirt and a knee-length skirt.
"Very good, Lass!" You say as she finishes up the last of one of the dummies.

"Now.. Let's try something interesting." You reach over and pick up the gigantic axe leaned on the bench.

>Cont.

>>35118953
No, it was fine as just a running joke. But actually adding it to the story is a terrible idea.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>in b4 Louise becomes a berserker

>>35118427
Well we met the bunny princess and she seemed to be pretty crazy.

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>>35119065
>dat roll

>>35119065
Well then!

>>35119065
Well what do ya know, you're right.

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>>35119065
OH GOD NO WHY ANNOUNCER!?

>>35119065
>Louise became a berserker

>>35119016
>"Well.. then.. How do you hurt people?"
Is she talking about us?

>>35119016
>>35119065
"...Oh Jesus Christ, What evil have I just unleashed..."

>>35119150
Oh noo, we need to run now

>implying holding an axe makes you a berserker
>implying it's not the copious amounts of alcohol consumed and blood spilled

>>35119065
>frenchies
>able to zerker
>ever
HA

>>35119238
So you're saying we should be training her while getting her drunk?

>>35119319
We're a pirate, We probably started that young so she can too.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35119319
Yes. There is no way this idea can possibly go wrong.

Rolling for how good the idea is and/or Drunken Shenanigans

>>35119238
You can't become zerker by drinking wine so i doubt it'll work for her

>>35119412
She'll never be a zerker, it's just something she'll have to live with.

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>>35119016

"You can't be serious!" Odelle says, seeing you take her rapier and set the giant axe on the ground.

"Oh come on, you don't really know until you try!"

Louise only continues to stare confused, "Um, what should I do?"
"Pick up the axe, Lass. If it's too heavy, don't hurt yourself, but just give it a try."

Odelle looks like she's about to explode out the top of her head. She continues to remain silent, only watching as Louise is able to heave the axe above her head with relative ease.

"Wow." She says, marveling at her superhuman strength.
"Go on, Lass! Those training dummies have it coming."

Without another word, she hops off at the dummies, culling each one of them as effortlessly with one or two blows. Chopping through them like a kind of superpowered lumberjack. Which is quite impressive considering that the axe is over twice the size that she is.

Odelle's mouth falls open, Axel takes serious pause at the sight with only a slight smile on his face.

You, on the other hand, are beaming. This is both the most glorious thing you have ever witnessed and the funniest thing imaginable. You wish you could get someone to paint a portrait of the little girl, giant axe above her head, rending training dummies in half left and right.

>Cont. Moving on to last training post with ranged weapons.

Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>35119503
Double roll for magic wand and musket respectively.

>>35119503
>super human strength
>giant fucking axe
>two blows for a training dummy
I'm disappointed in you Louise

>>35119503
>>35119530
Oh, she's definitely sticking with the axe.

That's awesome.

>>35119503
This is glorious

>>35119556
>>35119559
You do remember she's the enemy right, we are gonna get our shit stomped

>>35119604
>not looking forward to fighting the loli berserker

what are you, some kind of faggot?

>>35119604
not really because the hero's of each kingdom often meet out side of a war and enjoy each others company

>>35119650
I don't like the idea of being utterly trounced, we have a cutlas and a pistol. She has a axe of doom and murder. We are ded. It's not a fight its slaughter

Hey you know I just realized she's supposed to be the fencer. I guess she just fences with fuckhuge axes now.

>>35119688
We're faster, and more experienced.

We're also likely stronger since we're a grown man with the Hero Mantle vs. a little girl with it.

Stop worrying so much.

>>35119730
There was never a name there, there is no Bandit Brandon

>>35119739
No. We have created the monster that will be the death of us

>>35119739
She's probably faster than us though.

>>35119781
No, we have created a worthy successor. A student to surpass the master. She can have the grand tale while we get all the grand tails

>>35119829
you sir i like

>>35119781
>Implying she won't be one of the first people we recruit when we start our own pirate crew.

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>>35119503
Lastly are ranged weapons, there aren't many targets left to train with left, so you try to be conservative with what you have.

You pick up the magic wand and hand it to her. She's still rubbing the sores on her hands from waving that axe around like a maniac.
Axel explains how to make it work, same thing as the revolver in that they have to be 'primed' before using them by loading each chamber (the rings hanging off of it) with a magic projectile before it's fired. You do the honors of priming it for her.
"Okay, Lass. Just concentrate on the target, and throw the bullet right out of the wand. Think of it like a ball and a cup."

She nods as she takes it into her hand, she waves it around as some bolts fly past some of the training dummies and impact the others. You show her how to prime a single chamber of the wand and just tell her to keep practicing with it.
Overall, she's not as good with it as Aligot.

You pick up the musket next and ask her to prime it in the same fashion. She's able to load a magic bullet into the chamber with a little bit of assistance from you. You kneel down next to her as she wearily tries to take aim at a target.

"Just line up the end of the barrel with the edge of the front. See these two notches? You're just trying to make them meet."
"O-Okay." she says, she's still waving and moving all around as she tries to steady it.

She puts the musket butt right up to her face at the last second as she fires with a loud BANG. The recoil causes the butt to jump up and tap her on the cheek. She falls backwards from the shock as Odelle jumps up to help her.
Other then that, though, she hit the target on the first try! Right on the neck.
"Great job Lass! That's great, you-"

That's when you notice something, a single tear running down her cheek.
"I-" She begins, "I NEVER WANT TO FIRE A GUN AGAIN!"

Oh brother, Lass. You were doing so well with it, too.

>Cont.

>>35119829
So we gat the tail end of the deal.

>>35119894
what a load of fluff

>>35119829
>>35119829
>worthy
>ungrateful French twat who can't even give a thank you for saving my life
>worthy
No.

>>35119882
Aww

>>35119882
You know this loli berserker is not quite the berserker.

>>35119882
I'm getting real tired if this Gorky emotional shit

>>35119979
GORK GORK GORK

>>35119999
...Gork?

>>35120151
Gork.

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>>35119882
You finish up training with a couple more shots from the musket, despite her protests. You think she's relatively used to the loud bang and the recoil at this point. So it's a good stopping point for the day. You tell her to grab her new favorite toy and go put it away.

It's strange how quickly she got used to that axe. Maybe some people are just predisposed to it, or maybe you would have been the same way if you had tried using an axe as your first weapon.

"Hey Jack, Wait up." Axel says, Odelle trailing not far behind him.
"Argh? What is it?"

"We were talking about it, Jack, and we're not really sure why you decided to come help us like you did."
"What'd ya mean?"

Odelle plays with the hem of her skirt, "Well, at first you seemed like kind of a rude jerk and-"
"-What Odelle meant to say," Axel says, interrupting her, "Is that you really didn't seem like the helping type at first. But we're glad to be proven wrong. Thanks Jack."
"Y-yeah, Thank you Jack." Odelle says, trying to compose herself.

"Well! I'm glad to finally hear that. I was thinking that no one really wanted my help."
"Gallete is a prideful country, and admitting that we couldn't do something by ourselves is something I don't think anyone here wants to admit." Axel says, "I'm not even sure if the princess would thank you, even though it means a lot to her."

"She already has."

That causes both of them to stop in their tracks.
"Wait, the princess thanked you for something? Seriously? She's never done that before." Odelle says, visible shock on her face.
"She did it for me this time."

Axel laughs and slaps your shoulder, "Take that as a sign of pride, Jack. You may be the only person she ever does that for."

>"It's not me you guys should be thanking, anyway."
>"Maybe I'll get her to thank someone else in the near future."
>"Just be sure to keep up the Hero's training regiment. Don't let her slack off."
>Just put everything away and say goodbye to them, you got to go soon.

>>35120266
>>"It's not me you guys should be thanking, anyway."
>>"Maybe I'll get her to thank someone else in the near future."
The snek deserves her due I say.

>>35120266
>Maybe I'll get her to thank soemone else in the near future
Like a certain snake-lady...

>>35120266
>>"Maybe I'll get her to thank someone else in the near future."

>>35120266
and I forgot the "Other?" option.

>>35120266
>"It's not me you guys should be thanking, anyway."

>>35120266
>"It's not me you guys should be thanking, anyway."
>"Maybe I'll get her to thank someone else in the near future."
>"Just be sure to keep up the Hero's training regiment. Don't let her slack off."
Man cats and cat-people are dicks.

>>35120266
>"Just be sure to keep up the Hero's training regiment. Don't let her slack off."

>>35120266
>"It's not me you guys should be thanking, anyway."
>"Maybe I'll get her to thank someone else in the near future."
Give thanks to the snake-lady, ya gits.

>"It's not me you guys should be thanking, anyway."
>"Maybe I'll get her to thank someone else in the near future."

Plus a little

>Keep that hero on that training regiment

>writing!

>>35120332
Cat people are scum
Gas the cats, animal war now

>>35120414
and pet Odelle too.

>>35120498
She doesn't deserve petting, she's a bad kitty, keeping jack from getting his pet on earlier, pet axel

>>35120541
>tfw imaging jack petting a very confused axel while calling Odelle a very very bad kitty

>>35120491
Well hey now they be dicks but they're probably well-intentioned dicks.

>>35120491
Charlotte and Archmage lady are good.

>>35120563
#notallcats

>>35120266
>Prideful
Called it!

hold and wait for OP to deliver

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"Listen, guys, you shouldn't be thanking me anyway. Did you two even thank the kind snake-lady that was working in the kitchen the last few days?"

"Eh?"

They look at each other for just a moment.
"..What was she doing in there?"
"She was the one that made the brew that cured the hero!"
"Wha-"
"Seriously!? That's what she was doing? I thought she was making some kind of specialty for the princess"

"She's been in that kitchen for almost three days and you never thought to ask her what she's was doing?"

They both shake their heads.
Cat people, you don't get them.

"Both of us are'a heading out. Go to the stables and find her. I need to have a talk with the princess about that, too."
"R-right, We'll go find her." Odelle says, guilt dripping from her voice.

"And another thing, Axel?"
"Eh?"
"Don't let the hero slack up on her training. I want her swingin' that axe every day."
"Ha! Like I would let her. You can count on me Jack."

You put the lighter weapons away in the armory and catch up to Louise, who looks to be oddly energetic about the whole thing.

"Louise?"
"Jack I was like 'Swish swish swish' and the dummies just-"
She does all sorts of hand motions while hopping around. For someone who was bedridden a couple days ago, you're impressed with how much she's improved in such a short time.
"-and then we got to the gun and I don't like guns that much but-"
"Lass, I'm leaving today."

Louise stops, she looks confused at your words.
"Leaving? Where you going?"
"Back to Biscotti, it's a neighboring country that I'm the hero of."

She widens her eyes, her energy seems to drain.
"W-will I ever see you again?"
"Oh come on, Lass, I'm right across the border! There's no way you can never not see me again. But listen here-"

You kneel down to her eye level.
"You need to keep your training up, and stay strong. You're here to defend this country and the people inside of it, and if something happens, I won't be around to bail ya out."

>Cont.

>>35120266
Cats are still shit

>>35120942
What happened to all that bollocks about how pirates are scary and I wanna go home?

>>35120942
There is some massive levels of HNNG going on here.

charge OP has delivered

>>35120997
Kids are all the sample.

>>35120997
She's had a taste of power swinging around that axe. It's a pretty intoxicating thing.

>>35120942
Can we keep the axe wielding Loli?
Can we steal her heart?

>>35121138
Her heart is already ours

>>35121138
Yes and yes.

>>35121138
i think we already have her heart

>>35121178
>>35121183
>>35121187
My only regret is that she has no fluffy tail to molest

>>35121138
Steal Heart only costs 150 JP.

>>35121138
We already have anon.

Now I kinda wish we could both be sent back home. When she grows a little and we've got a ship and crew of our own, we wind up attacking her merchant ship. Many laughs would be had.

>>35121214
>Many laughs would be had.

That's not how you say 'oh god oh god how is she swinging that axe'

>>35121214
Why not become a privateer for her country or whatever? Then we wouldn't risk attacking her at all.

>>35121224
Going home but keeping the powers? Hmm.

>>35121205
I know, I know my friend.

>>35121224
Well she wouldn't have superhuman strength in our world, and in any case a fuckhuge axe makes for a poor ship boarding weapon.

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>>35120942

>>35121238
But then our love wouldn't bloom on the battlefield as we recognized each other while our respective crews have a grand old time making dirty jokes behind our backs.

>>35121241
>shitty ass boat rolls up to my superior merchant vessel
>little girl walks up on deck wielding a gigantic axe
>she is followed my a ruffian carrying a cannon
>today is a bad day

I wonder how much damage she could do, combining wielding that axe with jumping as high as possible. Fucking terminal velocity cleave.

>>35121429
I don't think our cutlas can block that

>>35121451
Obviously we need to upsize our weapons. It's not like we'd have any trouble wielding a claymore in one hand and a much bigger gun in the other.

>>35121451
I don't think our cutlass can stay in one piece from that.

>>35121429
>Lass, there's a castle wall in the way. Make there not be please.
>A few seconds later no castle wall.

>>35121451
We would just dodge. I mean it's not like you wouldn't see that coming from literally a mile away.

Might have to worry about the shockwave though.

>>35121494
>Might have to worry about the shockwave though.
Jump yourself. It's just like fighting Bowser.

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>>35120942
"Right!" She says, with a kind of optimism to her voice.
She giggles, "You know, for a big scary pirate, you really don't act like the brute I took you for."

"Hay, you can't say you know that many of them." You stand up and ruffle her hair some. "Remember, Odelle and Axel are going to make sure you keep up with your training. So don't fall behind, or you'll find out how scary I really am."

She nods and runs off to bother Odelle. You think your mission around this part of the castle is pretty much complete. It's about time to go pack what few things you brought and get going.

But first, you have a princess to make a request for. There's no way you're letting her off the hook without at least apologizing to Madeleine. After all, she's the only reason Louise is still alive.

Speaking of which, there she is now. Talking with Aligot and the others outside the library.

"'Ey!" You call out to them, you don't really care about whatever kind of dumb stuff they were talking about beforehand anyway.

"Oh, Jack!" Aligot says, waving at you. "Ready to go?"
"Not quite" You say, "Can I talk to the princess abou-"

That's when you notice Madeline crawl around the corner of the library, she takes her time to not slither over a rough section of the stone flooring.

"Good! Then we're all here. Princess, have you thanked Madeleine for her services rendered unto the castle?"
Charlotte is slow to respond, "Um. That's why you're here?"
"Have you?"

She sighs, "Yes Jack, that's why I'm here. I came here to thank everyone. Not just Madeleine."
Aligot sighs as well, "You know Jack, it's not very nice to demand things from everyone. Especially when they're the princess of a kingdom."

>"Like I care!"
>Rub someone's head (Who?)
>"Whatever, are we ready to set out?"
>"Glad you did it without me having to prod you, Princess, but we must make our leave."
>Other?

>>35121472
>giant ass claymore
>a small canon
>IM A FACKING PIRATE

>>35121494
I dunno, if you knew she jumped at you its one thing, but imagine it when distracted by battle, or as a surprise attack. Although, even without dodging that's still a tough attack to aim. Maybe she can use the axe blade to steer herself as she falls?

>>35121530
>Touch fluffy tail, rub ears (ALL)

>>35121530
Yar har fiddly dee
>rub them all jacky boy

>>35121532
Hey man, would you argue with a guy that looked like that?

>>35121530
>>Other?
It's only impolite if the things being demanded aren't just.

>>35121530
>"Yes well I'm gonna be honest, that whole thing was pretty damn aggravating."
>"Glad you did it without me having to prod you, Princess, but we must make our leave."

>>35121530
>"Glad you did it without me having to prod you, Princess, but we must make our leave."
>Rub someone's head (Who?)
the princess's, of course

>>35121530
>Touch fluffy tail, rub ears (Charlotte)
>Other? That a good girl Charlotte!

>>35121530
>Rub someone's head (All)
>Other? "i always get proper payment and recognition for me or any one i work with Aligot"

>>35121530
>>"Glad you did it without me having to prod you, Princess, but we must make our leave."
Turn up the gentlemanly charm for our exit, stroke royal fluffy tail on the way out.

>Rub (All)
>"Glad you did it without me having to prod you, Princess."
>"Aligot, this entire thing has been pretty damn aggravating. I always make sure to get proper payment and recognition, especially when I am right."

>Writing

>>35121530
We haven't touch Charlotte's fluffy tail only rub the ears.

>>35121759
we will now it will be amazing to see her reaction to it

>>35121791
Can we roll to seduce her via ear rubs?

>>35121809
Do it!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35121829

You know I'm kinda surprised Black Jack hasn't had to slap a bitch yet, considering the aggravating things that happened.

>>35121829
so we go for 2 princesses
the fox and the cat

>>35121848
We did beat up that one knight

>>35121863
ya and we made him angry by hinting we were intimate with is sister

>>35121889
Which really shouldn't have had any effect because it's obvious she's suuuuper lesbian.

>>35121852
Keiko not a princesses but she is a fox princesses in my heart.

>>35121912
Gas the dykes, fag war now

>>35121923
you dont remember we drank with the fox princess and the inn and pet her tail the entire time

>>35121889
We were in a intimate moment thought.

>>35121912
I'm seeing it as more of a motherly thing

>>35121950
That's a wolf, anon.

>>35121955
or older sister

>>35121972
Or younger sister.

>>35121964
no man that was the princess aligot was throwing a fit about us touching her tail and ears

>>35122001
You mean the baratheon motherfucker?

>>35122001
Yes, the biscotti princess is a wolf, not a fox.

>>35121863
Well yeah but still
>Hero is sick
>Spirit thing obviously failing
>"Pfft, yeah sure, a quarantine will help, along with that herb shit"
Then
>Herb shit actually helps little girl hero
>"Pfft, yeah sure, that herb shit helped her, not the spirit thing we were doing."
>People discriminate against person who helped save heroes life
>Says she has bad spirits
>Motherfuckin Aligot saying we shouldn't get the princess to thank the people that pretty much helped the entire nation not die/be a complete loser in the war
I mean I get they're prideful and shit but Jesus. Seriously, wouldn't you start slapping bitches?

>>35122026
I think the Fluffy tails are like some sort of sedative for Jack.

>>35122
i thought we were brought here by the fox country

>>35122019
The biscotti kingdom here are foxes aren't they?

>>35122049
I think the only foxes in it are at the shrine. Everyone else has been a dog of some form.

>>35122041
One hell of a sedative

>>35122062
OP needs to clarify on this

>>35122062
Will a k-9, right?

>>35122078
>>35122062
>>35122049
Biscotti is a dog nation, Picking fox bound you to the people at the shrine. Otherwise you would have been bound to a princess.

>Next post almost up

>>35122164
Yeah but which one damn you? Good girl or whiny lass?

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You reach up and grab Aligot's head, rubbing it forcefully.
"Aligot, have I mentioned that this entire trip has been frustrating?"
"Many times, Jack."
"Right! So you can imagine why my approach wasn't so nice, Aligot."

"Uh." Charlotte starts, "That's not really needed, Jack. It's just-"
You read your hand over and grab her ears next.
"-And you, Next time when I say that disease isn't caused by ghosts and demons, you listen."

"U-um." She's not really sure how to take your assault on her ears.
Even less so when she realizes that your other hand has grabbed her tail.
"Thanks for coming over and paying your respects to Madeleine without me having to prod you, that's a plus in my book."

Madeleine can only laugh at this, "Camille is already packed, so we can leave anytime you want, Jack."

"Princess, it's been great talking with you, maybe we'll meet again someday."

Charlotte seems oddly confused by that, "What do you mean 'Someday'? I still have to go to Biscotti with Louise here in a few days for a grand meeting."
"Seriously Jack, it's been two days and you already forgot?" Aligot says, that only prompts you to grab his head and rub it a second time.

"Sorry Lad but I've had other things on my mind. We're going to travel together until you split off to finish your investigation? How long before you're back in Biscotti?"
"We should be back by tomorrow."
"Great, don't make me come lookin' for you guys."

You say your goodbyes to the Princess and start to head off, before you do, you notice Gougere waving to you from the edge of the Library. You tell Charlotte to go on ahead and that you'll catch up.

>Cont.

now i want to know if we can get the contract transferred over to the princess of biscotti then shes more fun

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>>35122192
Good question

>>35122214
Better be both.

>>35122200
>not wanting to crack ice lass's cold exterior and get to all the gooey dere she's holding back

>>35122199
>didn't give snake lass any rubs
Dropped

>>35122214
Keiko.

>>35122232
hey im for the harem train its just that a lot to crack

>>35122252
>tfw she is best girl and good girl

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one has tried grabbing our ears as retribution yet.

>>35122266
When we sleep next.to her we should "accidentally" cuddle her.

>>35122280
They don't understand where our ears our

>>35122280
I think we're too tall for that.

I'll just add my vote for Fritelli. She's been the most chill of all the options sans Camille so far.

>>35122283
>we should "accidentally" cuddle her tail

ftfy

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>>35122199

"Gougere, Aye'm leaving, so try to keep everything in line, ya?"
"I always do, Jack. Can you do me one favor?"
"Always, what is it?"
"When you get back to Biscotti, tell Felice to come home."

Wait, Felice is that green-haired knight. Now that you think about it, you haven't really seen her around recently.

"She volunteers as a messenger sometimes to spend a couple weeks messing around in Biscotti, tell her that Auntie can't cover for her being gone much longer and that she needs to get back to her post."
"Will do, Are you her Aunt?"
"That's right, she's a good girl, but I can tell she really only wanted to be knight so she could goof off with her friends."

You can understand the feeling, there's some thing about the people around here you miss.
Not enough to live here, though.

You say goodbye to Gougere as you head off toward the stables.
On the way, you manage to say goodbye to Antonin as well. He thanks you for everything you did, but seems pre-occupied with his current duties to chat for too long.

Which is okay, because you really need to get this whole thing on the road.

You talk with Camille and Aligot briefly as they saddle up. Within a few minutes of fidgeting trying to get both you and Madeleine on the strained bird's back, you're all on your way back home. Or at least you are, that's really all you care about.

>Cont.

MILF alert

>>35122349
>There's some thing about the people around here you miss.
Is there really? Because so far about 5 of the cat people we met haven't been like actual cats, A.K.A. dicks.

>>35122418
We miss the barman, he gave us booze

>>35122438
Good point

>>35122438
So what Charlotte, Gougere and the barman are the good ones here.

>>35122514
Axel was pretty bro

>>35122438
One day jack will run into a barwoman, and he will never leave that bar

>>35122582
>Quest /over/
Touch fluffy tail, rub ears and booze!

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>>35122349
The road home is hard, but fortunately, you're in the time of the summer where it stays light most of the day. It's probably around 3PM when you split off from Aligot and Camille as they head toward the village to finish up a few things.

You kind of wish they took a little more backup than just the two of them, but Camille is strong, you're sure they'll be alright.

A few more hours pass before you're back in Biscotti territory. Madeleine spends most of the trip fast asleep while you spend most of it trying to remember the way to get back.
Thankfully, you're nothing if not a keen adventurer with a good sense of direction.

You pass by the battlefield, the courtyards near the castle, back onto the winding path that leads to the shrine.

Before you know it, you can spot the shrine. Atsuko is out front, sweeping the pathway. It's kind of strange to think of it this way, but you're home.

There's something about coming back here.

Atsuko approaches,
"Oh, There you are Jack. I got your letter, I'm flattered that you think that you have anything worth selling, but the market for moldy books and filthy coats hasn't been what it used to be."

Maybe it's the sense of having a place to call home, or even a nation that accepts you as their own.

"By the way, when you were out on your little adventure, the king of the underworld kidnapped the Princess, again."

Either ways, times like this, it makes you glad to at least have a place to lay your head down when you're tired.

"-And earlier, Yuuki declared that she was going out and save her. So I'm guessing she's probably captured by this point now, too."

You feel as if you could just go right inside and fall asleep forever.

"Well, Y'know, they aren't going to save themselves, so I guess you should get going. If you leave now you can probably get back by noon tomorrow. See you around, Jack."

And for a brief moment, you wonder what it would be like spending your entire life back in Gallete.

>Thread End.

>>35122707
I hate home.

>>35122707
Err,..what? She was bullshitting us right?

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Wow that went longer than I expected it to. But we did it! We left Catland!

Thanks for the thread everyone.

How was this entire arc?

>>35122750
tell me she was bullshiting us

>>35122707
See things like this are why you never stop sailing the seas. Shenanigans can't catch you if you are sailing/drunk.

>>35122707
> you wonder what it would be like spending your entire life back in Gallete.
That says a lot.

>>35122750
Horrid, fuck cats.
>>35122707
>again
If its happened more than once before we got here you fuckers can solve it on your own. Drinking time is now.

>>35122764
>The fun never ends!

>>35122750
It was fine, but cat people still suck for the most part.

>>35122814
Anyone else up for stealing a boat and leaving forever?

>>35122750
Breddy gud

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>>35122707
>the king of the underworld kidnapped the Princess, again.
>again
>AGAIN

Is this a regular occurrence then?
I swear, the bullshit we put up with.

>>35122750
Thanks for running, I think it was good. I like Charlotte the best.

>>35122834
Its not like they actually need the princess or anything, I'm pretty sure she doesn't do anything important anymore.

>>35122750
It was kinda nice, but like said above, cat people are dicks.

>>35122707
So we totally need to start the next thread by telling Atsuko if she doesn't sleep.with us for at least a few hours we won't be able to rescue ourselves from a kitten much less the princess from whatever she's up to.

>>35122906
That sounds fun.

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>First thread that's hit autosage

I love you guys!

>>35122929
Yup. And we need it to be as innuendo filled as possible so she blushes. And then we just sleep next to her while she fumes. Or we might cuddle her, who knows.

>>35122938
Yeah, will I love you too. No homo.

>>35122707
Goddamn Atsuko, the cats were dicks but you manage to top them in like 5 sentences.

Anyway, I'm glad everyone enjoyed it! I'm going to bed though because I'm up waaay too late.

Pre-archived because I was worried about falling asleep too soon, take care everyone.

>>35123017
Her fluffy tail isn't worth this shit.

>>35123091
Heresy.

>>35123091
All fluffy tail are worth all the shit some more than others.

>>35123213
Yeah, and this one just dropped to the bottom of the list