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You start the game on the third world from the star, pictured above. (Maps of the solar system and other planets are available upon request.) Please say where you would like to start out on the planet.

The Rulebook (Work In Progress, please say what you would like added or changed!): http://pastebin.com/xXDJzTqH

The Archived Threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=CivThread%202:%20Year%203000

The #Nation IRC: http://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23Nation&server=irc.mibbit.net

If you're new, feel free to add 4 points into your stats, as your starting bonus.

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A brief synopses of the previous thread.

Rolled 1, 49, 22 = 72 (3d100)

>>35310917
>Name: Ailartsua
>Fluff: A land where it seems that everything, even the land itself, are trying to kill the Ailartsuans but they've managed to survive and tough it out to be some of the best at what they do. Ain't no one gonna stop them on their way to the top not some alien cunts, not some human cunts, and certainly ain' no nature gonna stand in our way. Wat u want more m8? I'll bash yer fookin 'ead in swear on me mum.
>Color: blue
>Population: 6*
>Food: 6*
>Power: 2/10*
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 1*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources: Bronze (25)
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: Everywhere you go transforms to be like your homeland, which is bad for your enemies.
Everywhere you go is exactly as shitty as your homeland.
>Detractor:

1. Roit let's make these bronze thingies into weapons ey mate?

2. Let's keep digging up this here metal stuff then.

3. Let's keep going then? Spread out boys!

Rolled 22, 49, 7 = 78 (3d100)

>>35310917
>Name: Salkols
>Color: whatever
>Fluff: an underwater nation made up of Naga who worship the stars as gods and the source of all magic. The religion started when one naga swam to the surface for the first time at night and saw the stars. They have a hatred of land species because they blame them for these strange rings that seem to get in their way all the time. They also prefer magic to technology since they live under water and electricity is not the best thing to have everywhere.
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 55%
>Army: 1
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
Lead (15)
Aluminum (30)
>Magic:
Star Divination: 3/3 turn recharge ready
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:

>Bonus: Star Worship, anything done in space is more likely to succeed.
>Detractor: Plastic rings, the maximum roll for "nothing happening" is 55.

1&2. Research enchanting already!
3. Strip those ships, could be something useful.

>>35311018
again forgot enchanting 1/3

Rolled 59, 58, 82 = 199 (3d100)

>Name: The Eugenicist Guild
>Color: Cerulean
>Fluff: http://pastebin.com/cnhzhaTS
>Population: 8
>Food: 9
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 52%
>Army: 1
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
+ Research Facility Prime (Increased research speed universally)
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: [ The Subject Caste ] Physical labor gets finished at an increased speed
>Detractor: [The Reject Caste] When approval is decreased, it is decreased -alot-

*Meanwhile, in the Head caste Citadel*
*A tired servant rushes into the room, giving a sloppy salute*
"Sir! Th-they finished the bui-buildin--"
*The figure standing near the window would look at the servant*
"Calm yourself, man. Who finished what?"
"...Prime, sir! They finished Prime!"
"Oh, did they?"
"..all the Testers are setting up their stations..we can start research in a couple of month--"
"Pull all resources to research"
"..E-excuse me, sir?"
"Im not going to excuse you. I said we pull all resources to research"
"B-but we dont have any time! We still need t--"
*The figure slowly walks towards the lighted area of the room*
"You should know by now that I don't follow such rules..because.."
Bill Nye the Science Guy would peer at the servant, his old face hard and serious
"There is always time for science."

1-3 Begin research on Genetic Modification, as per the orders of Head Tester Nye

Taking muh spot

>Name: Hellfire Inc.
>Condensed Fluff:
"Greetings loyal Hellfire customers and citizens of the Demonic Realms. We are proud to open yet another portal and establish yet another branch division and company colony here in this brave new territory .We proudly stick by our company motto “No place too cold to bring warmth, and not place too dark to bring flame”

"Our dream is a dream is we all share, a warm flaming home for every family, and prosperity and security for all Demonkind and our allies."

"Hellfire Inc. Warming your future, today!"
>Color:
Dark Red
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power:
Generating 2
Max 10
>Approval: 51%
>Army:
1 Peacekeeper Unit (standard)
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: Company sponsorship, can trade resources directly for research or items
>Detractor: Burning Bright, it's harder to pull off secret actions undetected.

Rolled 35, 73, 70 = 178 (3d100)

>>35310917
>Name: The Grey Empire
>Fluff: 2long4u
>Color: Grey
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 4 Grey Infantry Regiment
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
+Iron
+Steel
+Gold
+Aluminum
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
+ROCKS
+TRASH
>Bonus:
+Strong: Enemies die in battle much more often.
>Detractor:
-Barbaric: Tactics matter less when it comes to battle

Hey Curt, had some overflow from Basic Power armor. So we are doing Advanced Power armor. Already discussed this on mibbit but I wanted to make sure that you remember. ALSO, I TRIED ASKING YOU SHIT ON MIBBIT. YOU NEVER RESPONDED AND NOW ITS MY THIRD POST.

Pastebin:

1-2) Our scientists have built strong suits of armor that can protect against the hardest bullet and punch through a concrete wall. It is not enough. They are too slow and the backpack that they must carry as a battery is too heavy for conventional use in the trenches. We must improve on the design. Grey Power Armor V2 will do away entirely with the battery backpack if I have it and it will be able to move faster than a simple walking pace. This armor will hopefully even increase the strength and durability of the previous version! That is our goal. Wait? Whats this? It seems like the Eugenicists are going to allow us to use some research place called Prime to work on our Power Armor! We are going to accept and head over there for the research in question. Lets also play some baseball while we are there and break some of their NERD test tubes cause they are a bunch of mcdouchebags. 6/10

3) OUR PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKIN HUNGRY BUT FARMS AREN'T JUST GONNA CUT IT. WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A SUPER-FARM THAT IS REALLY TALL AND WIDE. THIS FARM IS GONNA CONTINUALLY GIVE OUT FOOD EACH SEASON OF DIFFERENT VARIETYS AND WILL BE BETTER EACH TIME TOO AS IT BECOMES ONE WITH THE SOIL! (Build thing that gives 1 or 2 food each turn.)

Rolled 62, 79, 42 = 183 (3d100)

>>35311119
1-3. Okay, this sillyness has gone on long enough. We need that construction depot, and we need it. Now.

>4/7 Construction Depot

Rolled 48, 12, 71 = 131 (3d100)

>>35310917
Full stats: http://pastebin.com/FG4UXCCd

Mastering the five primary elements 3/7

Magus institution 2/6.


1. Continue to raise the population we are still critical.

2. The Arch-Magus shall go and tutor the students himself this time. “Today I shall go over the elements for you all going in order from the first to the last, let us begin. The First element is Fire, Spells of the Fire element are related to consumption, heat, entropy, fuels, energy transfer and thermodynamics. The second element is Earth, Earth element spells relate to grounding, cultivation of energy and energy embedding. The third element is Water, Spells of the Water element are related to flows, forms, cycles, combinations and manipulations. The fourth element is wind, Spells of the wind element deal with air, kinetic forces, static energy, free energy and directed movement. And finally what is arguably the most important of all the elements, Ether the fifth imaginary element, although amorphous and incapable of materializing by its own power, it is what allows shapeless bodies, such as the elements to take on a material form, allowing a fire to be created from nothing, for the earth to be moved seemingly on its own, the possibilities are great. Ether could hypothetically give a physical form to anything that is immaterial or shapeless, such as your thoughts or imagination, even the Null zone currently bordering our nation could be recreated and directed with enough practice and study, you students are the future of the Remnants, one of you could very well succeed me one day.”

3. Work on the Magus Institution, the students deserve a place to study and stay, somewhere to nurture their minds.

Rolled 58, 48, 84 = 190 (3d100)

>Stats: http://pastebin.com/8pHNW0pk

1. The star is bright, and its bounty shall last us a long while. Continue harvesting star stuff.

2. Create a manufactory to shape and craft raw materials into usable tools. (2/7)

3. Several of our kind wishes to guard the base of the tower from those that would harm it. Give them permission to form a Rending Swarm. Our foes shall quail at their tearing teeth as we descend upon our foes from the skies.

>>35310917
>>Name: Korsvavo's Revenge
>>Color: Anything
>>Fluff: A nation that has been taken down time and time again, it comes back every time with its same ruler, Koshnivkan. Lets hope that it doesnt get taken down by some fucking storm or something.
>>Population:
>>Food:
>>Power:
>>Approval:
>>Army:
>>Fleet:
>>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:

>>35310917
>Name: The Blithe
>Fluff: Once upon a time, there was a drab, humdrum land, where none appreciated humor or absurdity. Everyone went about in their gray lives, working, eating and sleeping, never smiling or laughing. That land, however, was once upon a time. An ambitious, nonsensical man with the moniker "Strange-Ed" became fed up with the people around him, and began his quest to instill an appreciation of comedy in his kinsmen. His revolt spreadimg like wildfire, Strange-Ed ascended to the rank of Dictator of the newly a established Blithe Directorate with one goal:
>>MANDATORY FUN.
>Color:
>Population: 5*
>Food: 5*
>Power: 2/10*
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 1*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus:
>Detractor:

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>>35312142
Botched that a bit. Name should be Blithe Directorate.

>>35311011
>Rolled on the Negative Random Table
Your gunsmiths coat the interior of the weapons with the juice of some plant in the wild they found. And then you hear them. Clacking around, on the horizon. Blotting out the horizon, eatin' yo crops. It's fuckin' space locusts. Not just space locusts, AUSTRALIAN space locusts. So they're armored and have giant pincers and are probably poisonous when eaten.
>-1 Food per turn unless the locusts get gone
-15% Approval
>>35311018
Choked on plastic rings, nothing gets done. As is typical for YOU PEOPLE.
You know, people with bad rolls.
>>35311046
Under the supervision of (Bill Bill Bill, Bill, BillBill-) Bill Nye the Science Guy, the research is performed at an outstanding rate, while teaching children about genetic manipulation!
+Basic Genetic Manipulation! You can add and remove traits and body parts, so long as you can get a sample of the trait you want.
>>35311119
It would seem the workers agree, although not stretching out a project to milk it for money is decidedly un-demon-like. +Construction Depo! +5 To constructing buildings!
>>35311128
You use their NERDS and NERD HOLDINGS to make your power suits better, faster! You build a more compact battery, all that's left is to design the actual suit! 7/8
>Perpetual acquisition is no longer a thing.
You have grand plans to build some huge-ass farm, and so, you start doing that! Having a dedicated farming zone will probably make harvests more bountiful, giving you more foods per foodgetting! 1/4
>>35311198
"Now, to continue on the effects of Ethe-"
The Arch Magus is shot with a spitball, and declared a "Total dweeb." -1 Approval.
He takes out his frustration by hammering nails into walls, helping to build his Sanctum of Dweebosity. 3/6
>>35311317
You open up your Shark-Solar panels and absorb more energy from the sun! Because that is what you do. Yeah. +1 Food.
You quickly gather them into a swift unit to attack any and all intruders into your territory!
>Cont

>>35312266
>>35311795
Added! Bonus: Some Fucking Storm, you are mildly resistant to Nat1s and natural disasters. Detractor: Goes down easy, your soldiers die quicker.
>Please pick a starting location.
>>35312142
Added! Bonus: Parodies, stolen technologies will be just a little better than their originals. Detractor: Fuuuuunnnhh?, approval goes up slowly.
>Please pick a starting location.

Rolled 27, 69, 78 = 174 (3d100)

>>35312266
>Name: Salkols
>Color: whatever
>Fluff: an underwater nation made up of Naga who worship the stars as gods and the source of all magic. The religion started when one naga swam to the surface for the first time at night and saw the stars. They have a hatred of land species because they blame them for these strange rings that seem to get in their way all the time. They also prefer magic to technology since they live under water and electricity is not the best thing to have everywhere.
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 55%
>Army: 1
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
Lead (15)
Aluminum (30)
>Magic:
Star Divination: 3/3 turn recharge ready
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:

>Bonus: Star Worship, anything done in space is more likely to succeed.
>Detractor: Plastic rings, the maximum roll for "nothing happening" is 55.

No reason not to try again
1&2. Research enchanting already! 1/3
3. Strip those ships, could be something useful.

Rolled 22, 71, 14 = 107 (3d100)

>>35312266
>Name: Ailartsua
>Fluff: A land where it seems that everything, even the land itself, are trying to kill the Ailartsuans but they've managed to survive and tough it out to be some of the best at what they do. Ain't no one gonna stop them on their way to the top not some alien cunts, not some human cunts, and certainly ain' no nature gonna stand in our way. Wat u want more m8? I'll bash yer fookin 'ead in swear on me mum.
>Color: blue
>Population: 6*
>Food: 6*
>Power: 2/10*
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 1*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources: Bronze (25)
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: Everywhere you go transforms to be like your homeland, which is bad for your enemies.
Everywhere you go is exactly as shitty as your homeland.
>Detractor:

1.2. Fuckin Space Locusts mate, bettah get rid of 'em!
3. Let's keep making weapons to defend ourselves from the wildlife

Rolled 54, 58, 97 = 209 (3d100)

>>35312295
>Name: Korsvavo's Revenge
>Color: Anything
>Fluff: A nation that has been taken down time and time again, it comes back every time with its same ruler, Koshnivkan. Lets hope that it doesnt get taken down by some fucking storm or something.
>Population:
>Food:
>Power:
>Approval:
>Army:
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: [Some Fucking Storm] Resistant to Nat1s and Disasters
>Detractor: [Goes Down Easy] Soldeirs Die Quicker

STARTING LOCATION: Any kinda shore, fuggit

1 2 & 3: Recruit! RECRUIT ENDLESSLY!

Rolled 62, 67, 53 = 182 (3d100)

>>35312266
full stats: http://pastebin.com/mhzvMda3

>Bonus: Built On Top, Constructions have a chance to dig up an artifact.
>Detractor: Cast From You, magic takes longer to recharge.

Mastering the five primary elements 3/7

Magus institution 3/6.

1. We need to raise the population.

2. Deplorable, simply deplorable. These students are a mockery of what we represent, of what we remember perhaps added studies will help clear their mind, double their schoolwork. 3/7

3. Continue to build the Institute of Magecraft, despite the ingrates there are students who deserve such an institution. 3/6

Rolled 69, 46, 42 = 157 (3d100)

>Name: The Eugenicist Guild
>Color: Cerulean
>Fluff: http://pastebin.com/cnhzhaTS
>Population: 8
>Food: 9
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 52%
>Army: 1
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
+ Research Facility Prime (Increased research speed universally)
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
+ Basic Genetic Manipulation (Can add traits/body parts, but require a sample of desired trait/body part)
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: [ The Subject Caste ] Physical labor gets finished at an increased speed
>Detractor: [The Reject Caste] When approval is decreased, it is decreased -alot-

1-2 Its time to go hunting, boys. Begin to hunt for alien fauna and flora native to the planet-- priority is finding some kind of animal (or a plant that gives) that is fast and has advanced eyes, something that would be good as a scout/explorer/landclaimer.
3. Start researching the strange green crystal the Greys gave us.

Dafty's Extra Speshul Post
>Pump out more population, settle the new land
Rolled 56, 34, 86

You feed the Gorgers until they split, netting you +2 Pop. They then go out and build homesteads on the new ocean floor! They're comfy! +8% Approval.

>Name: Laputas
>Fluff: The city of Laputas makes it home on the floating island of Albeon, in the northwest sea. The people of Laputas lost to knowledge on how their ancestors built Albeon long ago, and have to make by with minor repairs on the numerous machines that make the ship fly. While the island has very fertile soil, the island must conquer and take territory on the mainland in order to get the metals and fuels that make a modern society function.
>Color: Redish
>Population: 5
>Food: 7
>Power: 3/10
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 2*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus:
>Detractor:

Rolled 65, 14, 13 = 92 (3d100)

>Stats: http://pastebin.com/8pHNW0pk

1. The star is bright, and its bounty shall last us a long while. Continue harvesting star stuff.

2. 3. Create a manufactory to shape and craft raw materials into usable tools. (2/7)

Rolled 59, 33, 94 = 186 (3d100)

>>35312266
>Name: Hellfire Inc.
>Condensed Fluff:
"Greetings loyal Hellfire customers and citizens of the Demonic Realms. We are proud to open yet another portal and establish yet another branch division and company colony here in this brave new territory .We proudly stick by our company motto “No place too cold to bring warmth, and not place too dark to bring flame”

"Our dream is a dream is we all share, a warm flaming home for every family, and prosperity and security for all Demonkind and our allies."

"Hellfire Inc. Warming your future, today!"
>Color:
Dark Red
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power:
Generating 2
Max 10
>Approval: 51%
>Army:
1 Peacekeeper Unit (standard)
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
+Construction Depo! +5 To constructing buildings!
>Items:
>Bonus: Company sponsorship, can trade resources directly for research or items
>Detractor: Burning Bright, it's harder to pull off secret actions undetected.


1-3. So that was it then? All we needed to was not divide our efforts! Perfect!

Then let's let the surveyor crew training get our next attention. We will need them to
-Improve expansion ability via pre-scouting an area
-Increase success in searching for metals and materials
-Increase success in mining and digging by finding optimal dig sites, locations, and rock formations

All the things a surveyor does, naturally

Now get to work!

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Rolled 72, 87, 93 = 252 (3d100)

>>35312295
>Name: The Blithe Directorate
>Fluff: Once upon a time, there was a drab, humdrum land, where none appreciated humor or absurdity. Everyone went about in their gray lives, working, eating and sleeping, never smiling or laughing. That land, however, was once upon a time. An ambitious, nonsensical man with the moniker "Strange-Ed" became fed up with the people around him, and began his quest to instill an appreciation of comedy in his kinsmen. His revolt spreadimg like wildfire, Strange-Ed ascended to the rank of Dictator of the newly a established Blithe Directorate with one goal:
>>MANDATORY FUN.
>Color: Doesn't matter!
>Population: 5*
>Food: 5*
>Power: 2/10*
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 1*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: [PARODIES] Better stolen tech!
>Detractor: [UGH, FUN] Approval rises slower.

Location is an eastern ruin!
1) Alright, so, now that I've been situated, we need to work on these faces of yours; they're not smiling! (Propaganda campaign for the benefits of having fun)
2) How am I going to bring happiness to others without an army of comedians, and how will I have an army of comedians without food for them? Commence first phase of operation E.A.T. I.T. [Long-Term Food Growth Campaign]!
3) Now, guys, I understand that we got a bit out of control with the riots, and some important research facilities may have been destroyed, but that's okay, we'll make up for it! Assemble the prodigies, we need someone to find a way to tell jokes that are so funny, drab soldiers that try to fight us will be too busy rolling on the ground laughing to shoot us!

Rolled 92, 87, 16 = 195 (3d100)

>>35312266
>Name: The Grey Empire
>Fluff: 2long4u
>Color: Grey
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 4 Grey Infantry Regiment
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
+Iron
+Steel
+Gold
+Aluminum
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
+ROCKS
+TRASH
>Bonus:
+Strong: Enemies die in battle much more often.
>Detractor:
-Barbaric: Tactics matter less when it comes to battle

Hey Curt, had some overflow from Basic Power armor. So we are doing Advanced Power armor. Already discussed this on mibbit but I wanted to make sure that you remember. ALSO, I TRIED ASKING YOU SHIT ON MIBBIT. YOU NEVER RESPONDED AND NOW ITS MY THIRD POST.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/eAy4AbUS

1-2) ONWARDS! Continue working on the designs for our Advanced Power Armor in the labs of the Eugenicists though make sure you break one of their things occasionally. Our troops will now be able to tread over the bodies of our enemies in magnificant suits of steel and crush the heads of our rivals between our thighs in but a second. FOR SCIENCE! 6/8

3) CONTINUE WORK ON THE FARM FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY. THE WOMEN DEMAND SNOO-SNOO BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE FOOD TO FEED THE POPULATION INCREASE. OH GOD, THEY ARE ADVANCING ON THE FARM WITH STUN WEAPONS! WORK FASTER! 1/4

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>>35312332
You finally learn just a LITTLE about enchanting. But not much. 2/3
You scavenge the ships, but there's not a ton of working parts. It's old stuff. You get some scrap (5) Iron and a single (1) Piece of Uranium!
>>35312335
You instruct your soldiers to start squashing the locust, but there's... A lot. You'll need specific orders to get rid of the bastards!
>>35312411
>Please fill out the character sheet.
With the power of your god, RÖLLS, you tell your people to get stronk and also trained! +4 Military.
>>35312454
You brew Love Potion #9 and spread it around. +1 Pop.
They grumble about the doubled schoolwork, but they'll get learnt eventually. 4/7
The building continues to go up! Maybe it would've been better to have some kind of construction magic or something to make this easier but it's finally getting done!
>>35312459
Being fairly north on the planet, most of the animals around are less swift, more furry and fluffy. But you see some Space-Penguins sliding on their stomachs!
You also see them ravaged by a swift space wolf. +(Speed) Genes
>>35312493
Added! Bonus: Airborne, All units are equipped with flight packs made from the island's equipment! Detractor: Ancient Construct, structural damage to the island is a very serious problem should it occur!
>>35312494
More food cause lol sharks. +1.
>>35312515
You start training your surveyors in a multitude of ways!
You give them binoculars, which is really all they needed to expand better by scouting. +5 to expansion.
Teaching them the fine points of geology, however, is a bit tougher! They'll be fine prospectors yet, though! 2/3 Metal Finding
>Cont

>>35313414
>>35312615
You run a controversial campaign of CHILDREN GIGGLING WHILE PLAYING BALL. It elicits a single smirk from the entire populace. +1% Approval.
You begin to EAT IT, by doing what all food people do: Plant seeds! And because plants love music , yours seem to grow faster and more bountifully! +2 Food
You gather the greatest comedians in the land, and sit them in a sweat shop/boot camp for funny jokes. They're working hard to develop crippling zingers! 2/3
>>35312801
The suits are complete! These are less like bulky exoskeletons, and more like lithe, mechanical-muscled suits! They make your soldiers (Much less likely to die in combat), greatly modify their strength, and, most importantly, give them all the power of THUNDERTHIGHS! +Advanced Power Suits
With their reinforced thighs, they think they can handle the women, and don't work!
They didn't know
THEY DIDN'T KNOW

Rolled 65, 8, 29 = 102 (3d100)

>Stats: http://pastebin.com/8pHNW0pk

1. The star is bright, and its bounty shall last us a long while. Continue harvesting star stuff.

2. It is time to once again lay our eggs in the sun. Our children shall dine on fresh star stuff and we will welcome them to this world once they emerge.

3. Create a manufactory to shape and craft raw materials into usable tools. (2/7)

Rolled 73, 27, 67 = 167 (3d100)

>>35313414
>Name: Hellfire Inc.
>Condensed Fluff:
"Greetings loyal Hellfire customers and citizens of the Demonic Realms. We are proud to open yet another portal and establish yet another branch division and company colony here in this brave new territory .We proudly stick by our company motto “No place too cold to bring warmth, and not place too dark to bring flame”

"Our dream is a dream is we all share, a warm flaming home for every family, and prosperity and security for all Demonkind and our allies."

"Hellfire Inc. Warming your future, today!"
>Color:
Dark Red
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power:
Generating 2
Max 10
>Approval: 51%
>Army:
1 Peacekeeper Unit (standard)
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
+Construction Depo! +5 To constructing buildings!
+Binoculars +5 to expansion
>Items:
>Bonus: Company sponsorship, can trade resources directly for research or items
>Detractor: Burning Bright, it's harder to pull off secret actions undetected.

1-2. With our new Construction Depot, let's build ourselves a wonderful Vehicle Manufactorum, from where vehicular needs can be bother RESEARCHED and BUILT!
>Vehicle Manufactorum

Bonus:
+Construction Depo! +5 To constructing buildings!

3. The finding of new precious metals is essential, so continue to train our surveyors in geology. 2/3

Rolled 31, 83, 88 = 202 (3d100)

>>35312515
>Name: Korsvavo's Revenge
>Color: Anything
>Fluff: A nation that has been taken down time and time again, it comes back every time with its same ruler, Koshnivkan. Lets hope that it doesnt get taken down by some fucking storm or something.
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power:
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 5
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: [Some Fucking Storm] Resistant to Nat1s and Disasters
>Detractor: [Goes Down Easy] Soldeirs Die Quicker

1 2 &3: Food! LODSOFFOOD!

Rolled 72, 90, 43 = 205 (3d100)

>>35313414
>Name: Salkols
>Color: whatever
>Fluff: an underwater nation made up of Naga who worship the stars as gods and the source of all magic. The religion started when one naga swam to the surface for the first time at night and saw the stars. They have a hatred of land species because they blame them for these strange rings that seem to get in their way all the time. They also prefer magic to technology since they live under water and electricity is not the best thing to have everywhere.
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 55%
>Army: 1
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
Lead (15)
Aluminum (30)
Iron(5)
Uranium(1)
>Magic:
Star Divination: 3/3 turn recharge ready
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:

>Bonus: Star Worship, anything done in space is more likely to succeed.
>Detractor: Plastic rings, the maximum roll for "nothing happening" is 55.

1-3 Research enchanting! (2/3)

Rolled 23, 30, 35 = 88 (3d100)

Dafty's Super Special Rolls

Rolled 26, 22, 94 = 142 (3d100)

>>35313429
>Name: The Grey Empire
>Fluff: 2long4u
>Color: Grey
>Population: 5
>Food: 5
>Power: 2/10
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 4 Grey Infantry Regiment
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
+Iron
+Steel
+Gold
+Aluminum
>Magic:
>War Tech:
+Advanced Power Armor
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
+ROCKS
+TRASH
>Bonus:
+Strong: Enemies die in battle much more often.
>Detractor:
-Barbaric: Tactics matter less when it comes to battle

1-2) It is time. 3 Regiments of our finest infantry shall align themselves up on the outskirts of our territory, armed with the finest suits of power armor that we could produce and our most balanced rifles. They are shall blaze our way into the future. On the morrow, they march into the western ruins of the Onion Men, checking every nook and cranny for an enemy to shoot full of holes. Their armor shall protect them from whatever decides to head their way as they advanced into the dark and desolate buildings of the onion. All across the empire, our people pray for their safe return back to our lands without injury and we can only hope.

3) OH GOD, THEY HAVE RETREATED FOR NOW BUT THEY WILL COME BACK IN MORE NUMBERS. OUR PELVISES CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER ASSAULT! CONTINUE ON THE FARMS AND ACTUALLY DO THE WORK BEFORE THEY RETURN! 1/4

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>>35313429
>Name: The Blithe Directorate
>Fluff: Once upon a time, there was a drab, humdrum land, where none appreciated humor or absurdity. Everyone went about in their gray lives, working, eating and sleeping, never smiling or laughing. That land, however, was once upon a time. An ambitious, nonsensical man with the moniker "Strange-Ed" became fed up with the people around him, and began his quest to instill an appreciation of comedy in his kinsmen. His revolt spreadimg like wildfire, Strange-Ed ascended to the rank of Dictator of the newly a established Blithe Directorate with one goal:
>>MANDATORY FUN.
>Color: Doesn't matter!
>Population: 5*
>Food: 7*
>Power: 2/10*
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 1*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources:
>Magic:
>War Tech: [CRIPPLING ZINGERS] 2/3
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: [PARODIES] Better stolen tech!
>Detractor: [UGH, FUN] Approval rises slower.

1) Alright, guys, you're doing great on those jokes, I can hear the laughter of those test subject from the Jovial Office! Keep up the good work!
2) Alright, so, now that phase one of Operation EAT IT is complete, time for phase two; promotion of the wonders of making food via song! This sarinade will promote the importance of growing food, encouraging people to make farms and churn out crops!
3) Right, friends, it's time to take this revolution of comedic appreciation to the next level! Now that we have food to support our efforts, we need an army. Raise as many troops as we can, each armed with a sharp wit and a likeable demeanor (And a gun, in case fun won't work)!

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Rolled 15, 62, 93 = 170 (3d100)

>>35313628
Forgot to roll!

Rolled 29, 46, 47 = 122 (3d100)

>>35313414
>Name: Ailartsua
>Fluff: A land where it seems that everything, even the land itself, are trying to kill the Ailartsuans but they've managed to survive and tough it out to be some of the best at what they do. Ain't no one gonna stop them on their way to the top not some alien cunts, not some human cunts, and certainly ain' no nature gonna stand in our way. Wat u want more m8? I'll bash yer fookin 'ead in swear on me mum.
>Color: blue
>Population: 6*
>Food: 5*
>Power: 2/10*
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 1*
>Fleet:
>Constructions:
>Resources: Bronze (25)
>Magic:
>War Tech:
>Science:
>Domestic Tech:
>Items:
>Bonus: Everywhere you go transforms to be like your homeland, which is bad for your enemies.
Everywhere you go is exactly as shitty as your homeland.
>Detractor:

1.2.3. Right develop insecticide quick and use it on the space locusts

Rolled 12, 95, 45 = 152 (3d100)

>>35313414
Full stats; http://pastebin.com/HSkNJ9rX

>Bonus: Built On Top, Constructions have a chance to dig up an artifact.
>Detractor: Cast From You, magic takes longer to recharge.

Mastering the five primary elements 4/7

Magus institution 4/6.

1. We still need a larger populous.

2. Use a rewards system of “badass Magcraft” rewards for students who do well in school, if you do better you become more of a badass. 4/7

3. We’re working on that kind of magic, but the issue here is that we need a better institute to research specialized magic and we need specialized magic to build a better institution, by the way how is that institute coming along? 4/6

Rolled 15, 18, 74 = 107 (3d100)

>>35313414
>Name: Laputas
>Color: Redish
>Population: 5
>Food: 7
>Power: 3/10
>Approval: 51%
>Army: 2
>Bonus: Airborne, All units are equipped with flight packs made from the island's equipment!
>Detractor: Construct - structural damage to the island is a very serious problem should it occur!

1. Go and land rich in valuable resources!
2. Start building an airport so we can support larger aircraft!
3. Begin construction on an aircraft factory in order to construct planes, airships, and jumpjets faster!