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You strain, but your body doesn’t listen to you, likely due to having a whole chunk of energy plus Devil parasite ripped out of your soul parts. You amuse yourself with the thought that it was like being dewormed, but then realize this means you may have to get a shot, and you don’t like shots. You feel your body shake like someone has been mucking about the thermostat, and you just came in out of the rain. You seem to be floundering in reality, and your piercings which hold your rocks all feel cold in a sort of nice way. In fact, if it wasn’t for the whole Jager in immediate danger thing, you might even lay here, and just sort of bask in the chilly goodness. This is why we can’t get AC you know, you would sit on the vents.

Right, tangent, sorry. So Jager seems to be in a world of trouble, what should we do oh captain my captain? “Can’t you take care of it?” You ask. Uh, last time we did that I sort of broke all the everything. Are you certain that is a good idea?

[] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager
[] Just let Jager handle it. You could really use a nap
[] Try throwing your monologue at her
[] Other, please specify

Intro stuff:
>http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>35433725
[] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager

>>35433725
>[] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager
Sleeping in these circumstances is gonna suck. Don't wanna wake up all dirty and shit.

>>35433725
[] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager

This is ridiculous we still have to go to the petting zoo!

>>35433725
>[x] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager

If this were like one of those chinese cartoons, we'd rage and get a huge powerup or something. Or like go into a moment of time-dilated introspection that lasts for 5 episodes but only takes 1 second in reality and then emerge with new powers.

>>35433725
>[x] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager

>>35433725
>[] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager

Point up in the air, make heavy gurgling noises then Glomp onto Jager.

That should be sufficient to convey the entire situation perfectly to our allies...

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Looks like forcing yourself up is winning. Please roll 1d100, best of first five.

Also questions, concerns, comments, accusations, spxp spending, discussion of butts, etc. for the first little bit as per normal

Jager>>35433725
[] Try and force yourself up and save the Jager

>>35433725
What if we throw monologue at Sin-Fin or the plant?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>35433898

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>35433898
Is this a willpower thing? We got that in spades. I hope.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>35433898

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>35433898

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>35433898

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>35433898

It would appear that the dice dislike Jager almost as much as they hate the Norse.

>>35434038
Nah, we'd get a Nat 1 if that were the case.

Posting this before I lose consciousness:

After we get out mittens, I think our next big (50+) purchase should be this little gem:
>Time something something attack: Manipulate the fate/time around your physical blows so each one hits twice rather than once. (H/O)

What, you need reasons? We have ~7 actions per round, this baby doubles the pain from them as long as we spend the entire time getting down n dirty. There is no escaping the rape train.

>>35434038

74 is a respectable number.

Peeling off Sin-Fin might be difficult if she's raging hard.

You guys think that Francis will listen if we manage to get enough stamina to call out to him in the sternest voice Risa has?

>>35434064
It doesn't apply to the damage from cero mittens, only the physical aspect of her hits. It sounds like it's a lot of damage, but really it's not doing very much since almost all of Risa's damage comes from ceros.

>>35434104
Vilhelm brained Lucifer when Risa's life was in danger, he cares. Standing up and calling out might have him run over to check and forget about turning Jager into pincushion.

>>35434118
I was under the impression that it didn't apply to shot lasers, but worked for mittens.

>>35434221
Mittens do (physical)+(laser) damage.

With TSSA, they would do 2(physical)+(laser) damage.

>>35434253
kay, someone get a confirmation from Azure at the end. Just in case.

I love timefuckery, you see.

>>35434253
Agreed, let's wait on Azure

Ok, I just read the last thread.
Can we saturate the area with [Joy] to try and calm everyone down? Or is that way beyond us in our current state?

>>35434486

It's a complete godsend we're still in one piece at the moment.

Also, I thought our grace was [Delight].

>>35434486
Our grace rock is -gone-. It'll come back later because Old One shenanigans, but it's not here now, so no. We aren't going to be able to soak the area using our angel-based powers.

In some earlier threads it was said that the silver daggers that worked like our Fatebreakers were the feathers of a very special angel.

I wonder how to find him.

>>35434486
What's littering the landscape right now is as much [Joy] as we're getting out of our rocks for a while.

>>35434521
>inb4 Plantdoka releases to murder Jager and they have silver wings.

>>35434564
They grow up so fast..

Did Jager blow out our fatebreakers as well?

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>74, certainly not awful.

You slam your fist into the ground and strain. Muscles, unused to being unaugmented by go juice, flex, and bulge in a way that is actually pretty aesthetically pleasing, but then you slump over. You look up at Jager scores another slash on her, then grit your teeth. “Monologue, I need some sort of motivational speech by a busty love interest.” You say. Er, hold on. I don’t think we have that in here. “No Fuego thrusting to tell me to believe in myself? Not even a little?” You wonder, thinking of how busty he is and how you totally know the meaning of that word.

Look, crazy cat lady, you asked for a heroic speech to save yourself, etc etc. You don’t really have any believe in yourself speeches up here; you probably have self confidence issues. It would explain why you let so many people touch your fluffy tails, and why you sometimes grab onto a stuffed animal and grumble when you are all alone that you are not lonely, not even a little, because you are so brave. “Look, just use what you got, I will try to let it get my blood boiling.”

Fine. There is a shuffling of papers, and you suddenly see a girl before you. She is in a lovely dress, with very ornate designs on it, and she is wearing some gloves which you think would hurt to get hit by. She looks like you, but more flowery, younger, and more magical. She bends slightly and looks at you. “You can do it Risa! I know you can! If you just trust in hope, everything will be okay!” she says.

“Should a lass your age really be wearing knickers like that?’ You ask looking up her stocking clad legs and into her skirt.

She looks down, blushes heavily, then screams and pushes her skirt down. She fades from existence and- come on, really? I set that up just for you. “She shouldn’t have a garter belt on at her age. Ain’t healthy.” You reply as Jager’s machine gets stabbed by Sin-Fin and torn off.
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Well the only other things I have free are my shopping list and my movie collection, so now you get whatever was in the VCR, and you are going to be motivated and like it young lady! You see a man before you, fantastic feathered hair, tight leather pants, and the most wonderful features. You furrow your brow in recognition. “Is that d-“ You start. No, it’s Jareth the Goblin King.

“Just relax. Let the world tumble about, and sleep the sleep you deserve.” He says.

“It’s not fair. Jager was helping me.” You point out making him laugh.

“Since when does the world care about what you think is fair?” He says.

“N-No! I must save Jager.” You say pushing yourself up and letting out a growl.

Suddenly he is crouching down beside you. “Don’t get up Risa. If you lay there and rest, I can give you that which you truly desire. Forget about the Jager.”

“I can’t. I won’t.” You say.

He steps on your back, and you fall to the ground. “I have been merciful till now because it is what you wanted, but now you ask for cruelty. I can give you the world, and all you have to do is give up on the Jager.”

You hear Jager let you a cry as she is cut again, and you look up furious. “You have no power over me.” You say, then throw yourself free.

You rush forward, your muscles burning as if you were just a small weak human, and get in between Sin-Fin and Jager. “Stop.” You pant, then cough a little because seriously, you need to jog more. “I’m fine, see? I’m great.”

>74
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Your plant looks at you surprised, while Sin-Fin stares at you with a cold, calculating sort of look. She glances back to where you fell, and you glace too, to see a flicker of shadow with purple hair, fair skin, and legs that just don’t quit. Oh dear. You have no time to ask what I am oh dearing before Sin-Fin’s sword slams into your stomach all the way to the hilt. It hurts, and you feel cracks of pain breaking through your body. Your hands grab around Sin-Fin’s forearm, and you bite down. “Risa!” You shout before lifting Sin-Fin over your head and leaning back. “Suplex!” You shout slamming her into the ground behind you.

“It’s me you daft bastard! Argh, bloody hell. Was that the angel sword? Did you angel sword me in the stomach?” You demand. Hey, what’s casual penetration between friends?

The blade falls free, and you laugh at the pretty funny joke. Your stomach spurts blood onto the ground as you hold your sides in laughter, and to keep your insides inside. Sin-Fin stands, and picks up the blade, but your plant steps between you two. She looks at the plant, then glances to the side, then the other side, and nods. She presses a slender finger into your plant’s forehead, and after they teeter, Sin-Fin seems satisfied they are real. “Oh… you are ok…ay. That is… good.” Sin-Fin ellipses glancing left and right.

“Other than the throbbing abdominal wound? Fine.” You know you liked it. “Jager, you alright there love?” You ask.

Jager has several open wounds on her, and her clothes make her look like she should be on the cover of one of those nerd magazines, but she seems good otherwise. “Yeah. I’ve had worse.” She explains.

Well, seems everyone is alive. What now?

[] Berate Jager for doing something so reckless
[] Ask exactly what she did
[] Make an unhappy look at Sin-Fin
[] Other, please specify
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>>35434758
No, fatebreakers work on a separate system.

>>35434858
>[] Berate Jager for doing something so reckless
Get her to fucking swear on Risa's soul that she will never do anything with our Old One plotrock. I would never forgive her if she touched those no matter what.

Hugging plant and SinFin after this might be cool. Well, after we're done bleeding. They showed a touching amount of loyalty.

>>35434858
>[] Berate Jager for doing something so reckless
"I knew I should have listened to the voices that were rambling about your lack of basic self-preservation instincts!"

>>35434858
>ask exactly what she did.
>comment how we thought she was cashing in on that check from so long ago. Remember, old King of Las Noches dead and us laying there at your mercy.

>>35434858
>[] Berate Jager for doing something so reckless
Jager, we put in a lot of work into eating things. If something had gone wrong we could have lost something important.

>>35434858
[] Berate Jager for doing something so reckless

She Could have been hurt! Hell SHE IS HURT!

>>35434986
>>comment how we thought she was cashing in on that check from so long ago. Remember, old King of Las Noches dead and us laying there at your mercy.
We already said that last thread. I'd rather not have this be the next thing that people vote to say over and over and over for no reason.

>>35434858
>[] Other, please specify

"That's good... I'm just gonna fall over and bleed now..."
collapse to floor
"Jager... Take them *cough* to the *cough, cough* Zoo for me... *cough* Make sure... to visit the *cough* petting area..."
Blegh.

Dramatic Risa

>>35434858
>[x] Berate Jager for doing something so reckless

I'm so mad that I'm going to have to be the sane one here and lecture you on your safety and lack of planning.

>[x] Ask exactly what she did
>[x] Other, please specify

Try not to group hug. Then group hug.

Try not to cry.

>>35434858
>Are we still going to the petting zoo?

>>35434858
>wonder if our blood and exploded grace shards leaking all over the place is an environmental hazard.

Have we killed a large number of people lately?

>>35435063
That sound responsible.. are we capable of that?

>>35435094
We destroyed some robots.

>>35434858
>[] Other, please specify
Don't berate Jager, because doing a suckerpunch without telling anyone WAS the only way to catch the brain energy parasites unawares.

Instead, ask someone to get Hiroshi, because we're still out of Go Juice and can't regenerate right now.

>>35435094
There was that Mendel base assault with Azzy.

>>35435094
There was that base we blew up.

>>35435104
Na, they weren't alive.
>>35435134
>>35435140
Thats true

>>35435038
>>35434993
>>35434992
>>35434977
>>35434936
Okay, why are you berating Jager when we were told that it was pretty much the only way to catch the parasites by surprise?

>>35435167
Because she could have been far more careful. She almost got herself royally fucked up.

>>35434858
>[] Ask exactly what she did
"Was that the bloody sneaky secret plans you and Ryoko were sneaky secreting about?"

Is the berating like full-on angry berating or is it more of the jokey animu-y "you should take better care of yourself" kind?

>>35435167
Because we were told so directly by Azure and I don't think Risa has access to anything beyond the pastebins?

>>35435167
Because maybe she shouldnt have done it in front of the plant and sin-fin?

>>35435167
Just because Jager made the right decisions doesn't mean Risa can't get mad at her for almost getting herself killed.

>>35435167
>Hey Risa, you want to come down to the basement for some ab-related things really quick? You go on down there real quick, I need to talk to Sin-Fin and Plant about things related to stairs and mobius strips.

>>35435204
Monologue said it in this thread's OP, and the description of the parasites being blown away from us and us feeling our Go Juice pool increase was in the last thread.

Azure only told us WHAT those parasites were.

Color me surprised none of the Shinigami realized what just happened. Or if they did, that none of the "Risa is literally worse than Satan" camp tried to murder her yet now that she's this weak.

I'm interested to know how she knew that we had pride and lust infections. Or more specifically, who told her.
Perhaps this whole thing was an attempt to kill the old one parts and it misfired, but that seems unlikely from her ability description.

>>35435167
Because I'm fucking retarded and even I could figure out how to do the parasite removal more safely and without delaying it.

She needs to have less wanton disregard for her own life. She was more than willing to just sit there and die instead of 2nd releasing for the Fenrir fight, we had to trick her into it.

>>35435326
Fortunately the Shinigami camp that hates our guts is pretty underpowered.

>>35435281
But nothing of the "catch by surprise" is mentioned. Semantics, whatever. I'm sure she'll be fine.

>>35435326
That would get SinFin, PLant and Jager to retaliate and Risa would be back after regaining her juice. They still can't do shit to the plotrock.

>>35435326
They couldn't kill her if they tried. All they could do is pulp the meaty parts of her body and piss her off while the rocks recharged to full shitkicking power and then eventually kicked their shit.

Also Sin-Fin, the Plant, and Jager would have stopped fighting eachother and turned on them.

>>35435326
Would you try that with an angry plant and sin-fin around?
>>35435357
Maybe she noticed it over time? Maybe we acted different unbeknownst to our selves.

>>35435326
That's a bad idea as long as the Plant is around. Just remember what happened on the beach.

>>35435357
This was kicked off by the murder of Tsukoyomi, Jager and Ryoko started whispering after that. So they probably saw something when Risa was busy drooling over the murder.

Jager scolding it is. Writing writing.

>>35434858
>[] Ask exactly what she did

>>35435511
I remember that, didn't we do something as well? Like vote to overkill him or something? I think he was on his last breath about to fall over and we rolled a 90 and hate engined it or something.

>>35435588
Yes, people wanted to have some fun. Standard procedure, nothing out of the ordinary.

>>35435588
Ahhh. That was a good fight.

>>35435588
Parasite probably decided to mooch a part of our meal while we were too focused on OMNOMNOM and they felt Lucy/Snazzy energy leaking from the cancerous tumorous (well, even moreso cancerous)

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“You couldn’t use your normal sword? Did it really have to be the angel one? Bloody angel sword.” You say clearing your throat. “Right then, the hell was that? Was that what you were mucking about with Ryoko with?”

Jager looks at you. “One of the things, yeah.” She explains.

“And you couldn’t have given me a little warning? Maybe say ‘Hey, Risa, I am about to punch you and make your grace explode everywhere and give you a few stars in speed and go-juice.’” You ask.

“Ah, well.” Jager puts some pressure on her wound. “You were infected with a, uh, a parasite you could call it. Asmodeus and Lucifer are just so powerful they very existence was leaving scars, or wait. Cancer? Cancer works better but not really. Magic cancer that can control you maybe. It was holding you back, and tainting you I think. If I told you what I was going to do then I was worried it would know, and try to fight back. I was worried it would hurt you, or fight back and kill me before I could get it out.” She explains.

“I had a parasite? Azzy put a parasite in me? Monologue, did you know about this?” You ask.

Uh, hold on, let me check. You hear some shuffling around as I sort through things and see what is missing. Entertainment system is still here. “You couldn’t just lie to me? Just say, ‘Hey Risa, come down to the basement to do ab related things, they are lonely. I am shy so only you should do it.’? You had to do it this way?” You ask.

“I doubt Asmodeus, at least, knowingly put it in you. She may be twisted, but she does have rules she doesn't break. I can respect that. Anyway, I don’t really like lying to you. Besides, it was no big deal, it all worked out didn’t it?” She asks.

“You stupid, abtastic, daft, silly person!” You say pointing at her. “I should have listened to them about you. They were right!” The fridge seems normal.
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Jager blinks, and stares at your hand. She swats it away and furrows her brows, her own anger starting to mount. “Hey! I just saved you! What are you so angry about? How about a ‘Thank you for your hard work Jager?’” She asks. Hm, the assorted sneaky pictures of them you need to unlock through lewds seem okay too.

“I am too mad to be thankful! You nearly got killed again! You have like, zero self-preservation instincts! You are the opposite of survival! You don’t think when people you like are in danger and it ends with you all cut up!” You shout, the plan holding up hands, looking very concerned.

“You would have done the same!” Jager argues.

“But I am a crazy person with regeneration! I don’t die, so I am allowed to take risks! You aren’t!” You say back, but even that rings a little hollow in your ears.

“It isn’t okay for you to get hurt! Maybe now you know how I feel when I see you get torn up over and over.” She says. The fern is healthy. Huh.

“You did this just to teach me a lesson?” You ask.

“No, of course not! I hoped it would work out perfectly, but it didn’t and I was prepared to accept that if it came down to it.” She says exasperated.

“And if I killed you? Or Sin-Fin or Plantdoka killed you?” You demand. Where did my Ottoman go?

“I am a big girl, I was prepared to take the risk.” She says.

“But you didn’t have to! You could have done this so much safer!” You explain.

“Maybe, but it was how I chose to do it.” She objects.

You are about to yell at her again, but the plant gets between you two and holds up her arms in a way that says “Please don’t fight!”

You cross your arms and look away, and Jager does the same.

[] Ask how she did it and how she knew
[] Tell her you are still sort of mad at her
[] Forgive her
[] Tell her to go get healed up
[] Other, please specify
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Write in dialogue/ideas are fine. I slowed down a bit between updates to try and grab stuff from everyone

>>35435870
>Jager looks at you. “One of the things, yeah.” She explains.
FUCK

>>35435870
>Jager looks at you. “One of the things, yeah.” She explains.
PARANOIA

>>35435925
[] Ask how she did it and how she knew... you're still sort of mad.

[] Tell her to go get healed up

>Petting zoo.

>>35435925
>[] Ask how she did it and how she knew
Seriously, stay away from our goddamn plotrock.

Is our juice back?

>>35435925
I want to forgive her but I also am legitimately not happy with her.
>[x] Ask how she did it and how she knew

>>35435925
>[x] Ask how she did it and how she knew

I wonder how Plantdoka feels now that her Mommies are having a spat?

>>35436032
It's probably going to take a portion of the day.

You know, Sin-Fin may have attacked us, but she thought we were a shadow thing. Which means she actually (tried to) stand up to one of the shadow things instead of just letting it shit all over her for the first time. Getting angel sworded sucks dong, but I'm kinda excited.

>>35435925
>[x] Forgive her
Can't stay mad. Mostly. Can we at least ask her to not implement the other sneaky secret plans in a way that potentially result in the people we like trying to murder eachother?


>>35435988
Let's not go out when we're all fucked up and powerless and both Heaven and Mendel want our head.

>>35435925
Hey Azure, whats the status of the island? We kind of didn't stick around to roll around in the worship. They probably think we went off on a crusade to kill whoever sent the robots. Are we actually getting more worship now? Did the festival do anything for us?

>>35435925
WAIT WE SAW THAT OTHER RISA? IS THERE ANOTHER RISA? WHAT WAS THAT?!

>>35436110
Last thread. When we got the crystal in our navel we got a look at her and she spoke a bit.

>>35436109
You are getting more EF per day, if that is what you are asking. It also made the twins want to get to know you better.

>>35436145
Right We Just saw another risa over on the pavement.... I don't want fake risa running about town.

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>>35436168
>It also made the twins want to get to know you better.

>>35436032
What are you even talking about?

Our plot rock is currently trying to retroactively erase us.

>>35436400
>What are you even talking about?
To not try to blast it like the angel rock?

Speaking of the island, I wonder how Pastor John is doing. He seems like a hardworking sort, didn't care too much for it when we checked up on him to serve our own childish curiosity. But he has gotten shit all done over there other then putting together the festival and keeping them from revolting.

>>35436400
I don't know, Jagers solution was to throw it all out. I don't want to see her solution to our old one problem.

>>35436466
>>35436435
I'd be cool with it if she wanted to do something about Old Risa so long as it didn't get rid of the whole rock. I dunno if this is really a conversation we wanna be having now, though,

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“So how did you know?” You ask.

At this she shifts a little. “Well when you killed that moon guy you started really getting into it. That wasn’t that strange really, you enjoy your work, but Sin-Fin was transformed into that thing.” Jager says.

“Lucifin.” You provide helpfully.

“Yeah, sure that works. Anyway, my computers sort of picked up the same weird corrupting, painful energy off of Lucifin was inside you. You were sort of out of it, your power was really low and you were scraping the bottom, so I could detect it. I thought that was a little weird, and Ryoko sort of noticed it too with her berserker sense. We decided we would just keep an eye on you, but with how much you were hanging out with Asmodeus I was worried it was compounding the problem. I made a device to detect it in your energy, and then one to get rid of it.” She shrugs. “That was it I guess.”

“Oi, you managed to just sort of make a machine which can isolate distinct energy signatures? That is pretty impressive, how did you manage that? Take a few classes at the local Uni?” You wonder.

She furrows her brow. “How did I do it?” She asks.

Her eye lids flicker as her eyes search the surrounding area. She squints every once and a while as if she were navigating a maze that, while not difficult, does require some attention. You get the feeling whatever she is searching for is bad, really really bad. You shiver, an overwhelming sensation that if she opens the door she is going towards there is no way to close it, so you clear your throat before she can navigate the secret hedge of her mind and find what prize lay buried. Trust me, this is for the best. “Would she get stronger if she figured out how she did it?” You ask. Well, yes, but the end result would be terrifying. Sometimes we forget to protect ourselves and those we love, Risa sweetness.
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>>35436538
Let's not have the half baked scientist poke the bloody rock from outside creation.

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“So then you punched me, and took stupid risks?” You ask.

“It worked.” Jager says, her irritation returning.

“You punched me while we were going to the petting zoo to pet baby alpacas? Good plan.” You say.

She looks more irritated. “Just to let you know, they won’t let you pet baby alpacas, since they don’t like being touched. Guess your plan had some holes too.”

You look wide eyed at her, then drop to your knees. You fall to your hands so you are on all fours, then slam your fist into the walkway, unable to withstand the fact you cannot touch their fluffy soft wool. “Why?” You ask to an uncaring god. “Why?!” You demand.

Plantdoka is looking worried between the two of you.

“Anyway, I am going to go get healed up, if that’s okay.” Jager says, still sounding irritated.

[] Wait, we have to ask you something else (What?)
[] Fine, go. The petting zoo will still be fun
[] Go ask Azzy if she knew what she did to you. You are still indignant!
[] Other, please specify
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>>35436602
[] Other, please specify

>She has to get healed up.. and come to the petting zoo.

>>35436602
>[] Fine, go. The petting zoo will still be fun
A promise is a promise. Prove her wrong about the alpacas.

>>35436602
>[x] "wuv u jager"

I can support >>35436643

>>35436602
[x] Other
Go get fixed up too. Our go juice is too low for regeneration.

>>35436602

I can get behind this:

>>35436643

Not happy and not saying that we approve of what she did or how she did it or that, but she's still best Jager.

>>35436602
Are we still all fucked up or what?

>>35436775
Pretty fucked up. Go juice Bingo

>>35436602
I don't know. Maybe
[] Fine, go. The petting zoo will still be fun
I never know what to do for write ins in this quest

>>35436814
Maybe in that case we should stay home. I mean this would be a great time for someone to ambush us. And we did just send a ton of energy flying so It wouldn't be unusual for the different groups to investigate.

>>35436814
Well, I guess we don't want to go see Azzy since our fancy new grace forcefield would be offline and it would just undo what Jager just did.

I kinda don't want to go out when we could potentially just get ganked by angels or mendeltech.

>>35436936
We should pretend we died and Jager took over, claiming the throne long owed.

>>35436950

I guess we could also just so sulkily go to get ourselves and Plant/Sin-Fin checked for injuries too.

>>35436602
>[x] Other, please specify
Say thanks. I don't agree with how she did it, but I appreciate that she did.

>>35437075

I'll vote for this option too, in addition to whichever action we take.

Still appreciative of her care, but not the blatant disregard for her safety that she did it with. But not so gushy so that she'll brush our warning off.

>>35437075
Yeah that works. Also I vote being really clingy with her until we're both better.

>>35437075
>>35436602
Seconded
>Say thanks. I don't agree with how she did it, but I appreciate that she did.

Also go get healed because no go juice.

>>35436814

Also voting for staying in for now, at least until we get an assessment from healers.

Maybe we can plan a movie night or something?

If we learned anything from Ryouichi, it's that fucking around with fried juice parts = bad.

>>35437682
Bad is relative

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“Look, Jager, thank you. I mean it, seriously, thank you so much. I don’t agree with how you did it, but I do think you did me a solid here, and I won’t forget it. I am worried you will bite off more than you can chew someday. Still, honestly, I know you are just trying to keep me safe. Thank you.” You say, as your go juice heals enough to start a slow regeneration.

Jager seems taken aback, then looks at you strangely. For a moment you are worried she is going to cry, but she shakes it off and smiles. The smile it pure, no twisted corruption or lascivious thought. She is honestly, and truly, happy to hear you tell her thank you, and is not ashamed to show it. “Ah, hey. It wasn’t any big deal. Maybe my methods were a bit off, but. Ah, damn it, you know what I am trying to say!” She shouts.

“Well, I guess going out to the petting zoo is out of the question. You want to do something?” You say.

“Not really feeling up for it now. You know how it goes. Getting stabbed, cut up, and yelled at for doing what you think you should really kills the mood.” She says turning towards the shrine.

“Fine then, suit yourself. May as well heal up before getting on my way.” You say.

“But the… goats.” Sin-Fin objects looking just as sad as usual.

“You like goats?” You ask.

She glances around, suddenly seeming terrified at the attention, but then she nods slowly and assumes a dour position. “They are… nice. Goats are. I like them… and sometimes they… act like cats.”

“That’s rather sweet innit?” You wonder.

“And small… fuzzy animals. They let you feed the…m. I like it when they lick your… hand.” Sin-Fin says.

You have no voting prompt, so you shake your head. “Once my go juice gets back. In fact, sit with me, we will wait for it, then we will go to the zoo. We will even throw all the snakes into the water, because fuck snakes right in their fuck hole.”
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Your plant looks irritated at you, and you cover your mouth in shame. Nothing to do for it other than sit around waiting. You hold Sin-Fin in your arms and wait, and sure enough your go juice starts to regenerate. You sigh, feeling the formerly corrupted areas being filled with pure [Delight] and let out a sigh of relief at your now partially recovered energy.

Go Juice: Moderate
Damage: None

You think about going out when several stars appear in the sky. This would not be strange, except that it is daylight when stars are generally asleep. They burn through the skies and slam into the ground around the shrine. You cough at the kicked up dust, and see what looks like a man with petals over his eyes and an organic straight jacket binding him stand in the impact crater. You tilt your head confused at his existence, then see there are three more all centered around you.

You leap out to murder him, wondering what copycat abilities you will get, but all four of them let out a scream that vibrates your plot rock and makes you freeze. Your teeth rattle, but you manage to snarl “Mendel.”

A voice echoes through the shrine as if speakers were set up literally everywhere. “Hello Risa. You don’t answer my calls very often so I thought this would get your attention better. Do you like them? I managed to breed them through a rather perverse experiment. I call them Risa blockers.” She explains.

“So we begin our dance again?” You wonder.
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“You turned me down.” She replies, then you hear the shuffling of papers. “I wanted you as part of my group, not just as a supernatural weapon but as a scientific mind. We could have been amazing together Risa, truly. You have a perspective most scientists could only dream of, yet you squandered it. I wanted you working with my team as a consultant, perhaps as a researcher fulltime. You like humanity, and honestly I doubt you would want to purge the world of our so called blight. We could have fought angels, we could have fought demons. Risa, we could have been fantastic together.” She sighs.

“Is this your break-up letter for me then? You saying that you are bitter our plans didn’t work out, you creepy Nazi war criminal?” You wonder feeling your go juice make a solid shield which allows some movement.

“I am a bit too young for that. Besides, to be a Nazi war criminal I would need a conviction; you also have no room to cast stones with the company you keep. Apart from that I suppose you are right, it is very possible this is similar to a teenager acting out against a girl she fancied after getting turned down. Spite may be left inside this husk. “ She say.

“You fancy girls?” You wonder.

“I can feel good from men or women, it is foolish to hide behind standard ideas like sexuality unless I am interested in reproduction.” She explains. “I wanted you so badly, I even compromised the rules of my organization in order to try and keep you happy. Still, it wasn’t enough.” She answers. Sensible.
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>>35437996
Great, more abominations.
They are tough and taste terrible. An`d give like 5 spxp.

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You pull yourself free from the waves of paralyzing power and leap out. Your fingers dig into the throat of one of the husks, and the sudden drain of power is more than you need to capitalize on it. You sonido in front of the other three, so fast it looks like you are three rather than one, and bite into their throats. The blood flies freely, and you then sonido into the middle of the square holding tender meaty flesh in between a mask covered mouth. You look up at the corpses of the monsters with a smile. “That it?” You wonder.

“I didn’t want it to come to this.” Mendel says as brief flashes flare up around the shine. “No one else can appreciate your scientific mind as I can Risa. I can appreciate it like no one else could. I am sorry it has to be this way, but I have been given total freedom to do as necessary to secure the asset.”

You see a flash in front of you and soldiers, totally jacked up on science powers and smiling with a mad glee, standing before you. Seems she learned how to use teleportation.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first 5

Also

[] Clear the courtyard, there were more flashes out here and the inside shrine can take care of itself
[] Go into the shrine, some of the Shinigami are scrubbygami and you are better than they are.
[] Go find someone in particular
[] Other, please specify
(4/4)

>>35438076
>[] Clear the courtyard, there were more flashes out here and the inside shrine can take care of itself
Great. Fucking great. It wasn't enough that she could deploy across who whole world, now she can teleport on out heads at any time. Forget about collecting artifacts.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35438076
Pls ;-;

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>35438076
>

>>35438076
>Go into the shrine

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>35438076
>[] Clear the courtyard, there were more flashes out here and the inside shrine can take care of itself

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35438076

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>35438076
Well, let's if the scrubs want to have a go as meatshields?

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>35438076

Damn participation fell through the floor.

[] Go find someone in particular
Jager bombs or Sin-Fin we're not up to snuff yet and these individuals are RISA Blockers

>>35438625
Wonderful.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>35438076
>[] Go into the shrine, some of the Shinigami are scrubbygami and you are better than they are.
Mendel's after something.
We don't keep much in the courtyard.
This is a distraction

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>>35438625
Oh man, dice gods are really tired of Mendel's bullshit.

>>35438076
>[] Go into the shrine, some of the Shinigami are scrubbygami and you are better than they are.

Let's see...

Jager powers up.
We are weak.

So, she wants the Jager. Get to Jager now.

>>35438134
>>35438517
Courtyard
>>35438499
>>35438664
>>35438832
Into shrine

Writing now

>>35438957
I hope I didn't make the wrong choice and forced us into a protracted siege, because oh shit.

But we still need to figure out what Mendel wants, whether it's Jager, Lokitron, Scarecrow, or something else.

>>35439000
Might be us, Anon. I mean, we are insane old one angel cat monster ghost, and while the others have use, we are a constant, consistent threat to her and her organization.

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>99, damn chick, you got this.

You bite down on your sword and release as a blast of energy slams into the ground where you were standing. Above the shrine you stab your fingers into your hollow hole and then tear our your stomach. You stand before the tiny impudent mortals with a smile on your face. You sonido forward and land on the ground in front of one of the humanoid warriors Mendel sent your way, then clench your fist. You tighten it, and your arm shakes before you slam it into the stomach of the soldier before you. His midsection explodes, and you sonido away just as a blast of energy explodes where you were once standing.

You spin in the air, and slam a foot down into the shoulder of another soldier, and receive a sensual crack through your leg as his shoulder/collarbone is completely destroyed. You sonido to the other side of the courtyard as soon as the solider you broke coughs up blood from his bones stabbing into his heart. You smile when the solider slowly, to you anyway, pull out his gun. You begin a combo of kicks, performing artful orbits with your leg, and hear Mendel talk once more. “Oh Risa, we could have been so amazing together. Truly, I hoped this could work out.” She explains.

“You should have thought of that before you made the Short-Fin sad.” You explain slamming a palm into the soldier’s cheek to make him face downward.

Your hand slams into his forehead and you tear his head from his shoulders, dangling the spinal cord from his head in a way you can only describe as perverse. You blink as Mendel continues talking. “Risa. Truly, I am so sorry it has come to this. I though considering our history we could work together, but I have my orders. For Queen and Country, and all that, aye?” She asks.

“This is a trick.” You object. “You are doing everything you can to distract me.” You say sonidoing off into the shrine proper.
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You throw open the door and see something very strange. Fleshy bodies with bulbous massive blisters consuming their whole upper body are landing on the Shinigami and arrancar. Once they land on them they split open, and cover the subject in some sort of paralytic puss. They then seem to envelop them, and then teleport away to who knows where? Azzy probably knows, she knows a lot. You sonido forward and cero kick away a monstrous being from catching New 42. You then focus on your speed and start fading in and out of reality as you tear chunks off of the various monsters. It is a pale imitation of Azzy’s attack, which is so fast it is like she has cloned herself, but it will do.

You see a cluster of the monsters, but before you can break into them 42 grabs your arm. “Sin-Fin. I saw them going for Sin-Fin’s room, and the medical wing. There was a cluster of them with something like commanders going each of those ways.” He explains, helpful as always.

Which way?

[] Sin-Fin is in danger!
[] Go save the medical people
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35439214
Sin Fin is very dangerous in their hands. Save the Fin!

>>35439214
>[] Go save the medical people
JAGER IS IN MEDICAL!

>>35439214
>[] Go save the medical people
Muh jager

>>35439214
>Save the Sin Fin
>Nu42, rally forces and support Medical

>>35439214
[] Go save the medical people

>>35439392
You didn't pick an option to support...

>>35439214
>[] Sin-Fin is in danger!
Like anon said, there are more people in medical and they can hopefully fend for themselves for a while. Sin-Fin is by herself.

>>35439214
Go save sin-fin. It's been hours, Jager is probably back in her room by now.

>>35439214
>[x] Sin-Fin is in danger!
Tell New 42 to go and hold Medical.
And get Charlotte to help!

>>35439363
>>35439392
You are supporting saving the medical division while saying save sin-fin. I am a bit confused here.

>>35439415

Oops. Misquoted.

>>35439214

>[x] Sin-Fin is in danger!
>[x] Tell 42 to rally forces and go to medical.

Fucking Mendle! God, we can't have anything can we? The only thing we can rely on is our own power and even that is stabbing us in the back. Mendle is on the top of the hit list.

>>35439461

All of this wouldn't be *that* bad if Mendel wasn't such a stuck-up mental gymnastic pretentious bitch.

>>35439214
>[] Go save the medical people

Looks like sin-fin is winning?

Writing now

>>35439568
Woud you say this is a Sin Win

>>35439501
She is literally worse then Hitler.
-Keeps stealing our things
-Keeps attacking our allies
-Keeps raiding our bases
-Made the Fin sad
-Refuses to send things worth more spxp our way, instead sending tough guys that are worthless spxp-wise or lots of weak guys.
-Thinks our pranks aren't funny
-Stole our Doctor Who complete collection in the middle of the night
-Did naughty things to 42
-Hates tea
-Attempted to incite revolution
-Is a Godless Heathen
-Doesn't remember the Alamo

>>35439593
Why we can't have nice things

>>35439568

Question, AE:

Would using a Hate Engine charge here work to our favor as far as rescuing Sin-Fin quickly and then going to the medical wing?

>>35439691
Wait if she did naughty things to 42 is he lying and sending us to the wrong place?

>-Stole our Doctor Who complete collection in the middle of the night
We... we got it back right?

>>35439736
Not likely.

>>35439691
Don't forget, she made Snazzy-Azzy angry.

>>35439746
No, we never did.
;-;

>>35439746
We got that by tricking sammiches by having him deliver them to Mendel...because we planned that poorly.

At least we ate sammiches

Well on the bright side the release of energy might have gotten Azzy interested and she is on her way to investigate.

>>35439848
Her leg hurts... she'll just assume we're having fun if she's not still mind melting that little protag.

Maybe Best Medicine would work against these guys?

>>35439911
We don't know if her leg still hurts so much after that amazing massage we gave her.
Ahh whatever, we're alone.

>>35439568
Can we also bitch at Mendel a lot?

Like I have a bone to pick with her acting like she wanted us as a scientific peer while she's constantly talked down to us and made us feel small and dumb.

Like with Amp, she didn't respect us enough to tell the truth about letting Amp go and not activating his killswitch, but instead gave us a flimsy lie.

Ask her if this is just a lie to get us off our game, or if she really doesn't get how we wouldn't be willing to write a blank trust check to someone who constantly needled our insecurities.

>>35439917
Not against vague ?sciencey? bubbles of teleportation. Pretty sure they need ears. Solders maybe.

>>35439983
Need to get a power that allows us to fragment small monologs and send them into peoples heads. Just send her one that constantly makes the dial tone sound.

So, apart from them being our things, is there anything lost by the scrubs being ported off somewhere? I mean it's terrible that we can't have a home or base without someone sticking their nose in, and any investment into territory would be blown up pretty quick, but is it even worth our time and energy to rescue them? They are just weak overzealous freeloaders after all.

>>35440193
Mendel getting raw resources and intel to better fuck with our stuff.

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Sin-Fin is in danger, you conclude. You sonido towards her room and, thanks to your 99, manage to dispatch the enemies before you easily. You make it in front of her room, and see the entire area is filled with Mendel flunkies. You land on your hands in front of her door and summon ceros on your legs. You spin, creating a perfect circle with your long, terribly wonderful legs.

You tear apart the monsters in front of Sin-Fin’s room, then push yourself in. You see Sin-Fin standing in front of a pile of Mendel monsters, her blade slick with blood. One of the monsters tries to grab her with an undulating tentacle hand, but she leaps over him and rolls over his back. She stabs her sword into him when she lands behind him and sends a cero into his body. Black spikes sprout out of his body, then he falls over, and Sin-Fin begins her sword dance once more.

You slam a foot into a cancer beast, then see one of the twisted capturing beasts appear as if from behind a veil behind Sin-Fin. You send out a cero and it staggers back, and does not manage to capture the one with the most Sinful-Fins. She looks up at you after your save, then glances to the side, then back to you and nods. She seems to accept you are the real one.

The two of you start a dance. Your kicks slam home perfectly into the monsters while her artful sword bisects beast after beast. It is not hard, just exhausting. You bite down on one, and then use the body as a springboard to kick two more in the face. You send out several ceros, but finally you clear the room feeling more drained than normal. You pant as Sin-Fin breathes heavily, for her, next to you. Her skin tight jester’s outfit seems even tighter as the cold sweat causes her body to cling to the outfit like a second skin. You make a cat like face and run a finger down her spine when she isn’t looking, but she doesn’t react. Boring.
(1/3)

>>35439983
Furthermore, I feel the need to point out that we wanted to work with her first, but she turned us down and wanted to waste both our energies locking us in a drawer just because we started some apocalypses, one of which we were very sorry about.

Even on the island, there was no offer of camaraderie or quid pro quo, just "give us what we want and leave us alone, so we can plot against you in private."

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“Ah, Risa. How I wish things had turned out different.” She says, but you are not falling for it.

“Nice try you colossal wanka! Didn’t even manage to make me sweat.” You smile and you hear the amusement in Mendel’s voice.

“Since when were you under the impression I cared what you did? Risa, dear Risa, you are very confident in your abilities, perhaps too confident in fact. You are indeed powerful, and whatever you choose to do you succeed in. I am not so powerful.” She sighs sadly. “I have to set up multilayered plans so that even when I lose I win. It is terribly difficult. I wish I could be like you, really I always wished that. I wish I could just choose to do something I knew would work out, that I knew I would get if I really tried. Instead I have to create terribly complex ideas, and go for plans A through Z. Do you know how hard that is? I suppose you wouldn’t.” She explains.

“Look, you keep going on about us being partners, but you keep talking down to me. Acting like I am inferior, and that I don’t know any better. Like with Amp, you didn’t respect us enough to tell us about the killswitch, or even about what his real plans were. You lied to me.” You explain.

For the first time you hear passion in Mendel’s voice. “No Risa, you daft idiot. I am the only one who respects you! I thought you able to work out my plan, I thought you were clever enough to know just where I was going with all of this. I trusted you! I trusted you to know what had to be done, but you just bungled it! They ruined you, they ruined what could have been wonderful intellect. We would have been great together, I know we would, but you just refused to think! You refused to be clever and now others must pay the price for my disappointment.”

“What are you on about?” You ask, and you hear a tired sigh.

“All through my life I have had to make sure that even if I lose I win.” She answers, then the line goes dead.
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You get a bad feeling and rush down to the medical wing. You see Hiroshi in a pool of blood, his arm and leg missing. You smell the air and know Jager was here until just a moment ago. No. No no no! You lift Hiroshi’s body up and slam his mutilated flesh into the wall. Your mouth distends and you smile far to wide while snarling with absolute hate “Where is she?! Where is my Jager?!”

“Ah, Ri-chan.” He sighs, and you can smell the blood from countless of the medical division on him. “I tried to stop them, but there were so many. Ah, that Mendel girl is very upset with you.”

You throw him into a bed then leap on his prone form. Your chest splits open, and razor lined teeth lick against his tender body. “You have until I get hungry to justify your existence to me.” You lean in close and lick his face, the taste of blood filling a part of your mind that should be dead since you are a hollow. “Fair warning, I am always hungry.”

“Ri-chan.” He says with a sigh, totally calm despite the threat of nomming. “There were too many. Jager tried to stop them, but she was the target. Ah, don’t look so mad, don’t look so mad. I used my bankai to infect her with tiny cell versions of me. As expected they were removed, but I managed to get a general idea of where they took Jager before they were destroyed.” He says.

That is… valuable intel. He may live. “Where. Tell us where, where where?” You ask as small mouths form on your body, repeating everything you say on a half second delay. “Tell us where our wolf is! Tell us now!”

He indicates a location, somewhat broad but narrowed down and you look at the info. You bite down angrily and-

[] Go see Azzy, she knew the location of one Mendel base maybe she will know more
[] Search the area. You can find it, and you have to hurry!
[] Take time and assemble a party, who knows what you are walking into?
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>35440455
>[x] Take time and assemble a party, who knows what you are walking into?
We need a mob. An angry mob. With pitchforks and torches and Molotov cocktails.

>>35440455
>[] Search the area. You can find it, and you have to hurry!
I want to get a party, but I don't know how much time we have before they make Jager go all spaceship-y again.

>>35440455
Oah boy
This is one of those times where every choice will lead to regret. I can feel it.
>[] Take time and assemble a party, who knows what you are walking into?
Everyone still alive and strong. We can convince the people who don't like us so much by saying we aim to rescue the scrubs as well.

>>35440455
Well thanks short fin idiots.

>>35440455
[] Search the area. You can find it, and you have to hurry!

Even if you lose...you win?

I can see it now.

She practically creams herself as we eat her. "See, Risa. See how much better we are together,"

>>35440455
>[] Search the area. You can find it, and you have to hurry!
Why do we ever talk to Mendel? It never helps us. It usually makes things worse. It always slows us down.

>>35440455
>take time, assemble a party
We go in big.

>>35439455
>>35439417
>>35439422

I hope you feel like an idiots.

I really want to say that rushing off is a bad idea, but I don't know.

>>35440575

Mass kidnappings everywhere. We would have lost someone, and at least Hiroshi was prudent enough to put a tracer on Jager.

>>35440679
ehh shadow run. His sheet says he's loyal to one woman he swears

It's Mendel

>>35440679
Yeah, the only way to have avoided this was to side with Mendel or to have kill her sooner.

>>35440726
That's not -his- sheet, that's the sheet showing various peoples' relationships with Risa.

So it looks like a toss up between forming a party of some kind and just charging off as fast as you can to save the Jager?

Will wait a little longer for debates, arguments, changing of minds, etc.

>>35440679
Jager is by far the most vulnerable to Mendel's machinations.

Look, we don't even have a third release. We need to party up unless you lot feel like you have several 90s up your sleeves.
My prediction:
If we party up Jager gets fucked up in some way
If we rush off we get there in time for Jager but the fights will be much much harder

>>35440812
What it comes down to is whether or not we think partying up will take more or less time than having the extra firepower would save in the fights to come.

Remember that a couple mendelbots took up a ton of time to kill. I think that if we face even moderate resistance, having a party will save time.

>>35440812
Expect we are sefnificantly stronger them the rest of out team, bringing them will only get at least several of them killed or worse. More then that we would have to watch out for them during the fights. Only Sin-fin and Yorkovick, and maybe best scrub can offer much help.

>>35440427
This is getting infuriating to the point that it feels like it's coming from a place of qm player disconnect.

>>35440878
Agreed. We Grab Sin-fin and maybe best scrub if she's near and then bolt... we don't have time for useless no funigamis or anything else.

>>35440812

We're not at full go-juice either. We were at "Moderate" at the last status check.

>>35440812
We need to partyup because this is extermination and rescue. Mendel's forces die, this is a war and we need our army.

>>35440909

Sin-Fin and Plant, if we can reach them quickly?

Sin-Fin is not so great against robots, but her alt forms are pretty nice.

Plant is almost as broken as Risa.

Alright, I saw we grab who we can, yell that we are off to rescue the team, and rush the base.

inb4 it's the wrong base and we should have went to go see Azzy all along.

Looks like grab people immediately available?

Writing.

>>35440953
Plant maybe fin Then go... we don't have time for anyone else. Broken Jager might be them making her think of whatever it was eailer and that didn't appear to take too long.

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I really really think we should stop by Azzy, but I know that would fuck us over hard on the time aspect.

Does anyone here have any sort of hint or idea what in the name of god it was that we were supposed to figure out from Mendel?

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>>35440982

Or... or maybe Jager will outsmart them all and upturn their Keikkaku Doori on them and handily destroy them all with a fully controllable Jager spaceship form? Which she used their treatments to fully gain control of finally?

>>35441133
So you're saying that something good will happen?

I think someone got a pic for that...

>>35441133
That's it! Someone other then us or our enemy will be successful on something!
na

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You rush over to Sin-Fin, the closest of scrubs, and tell her you need her wonderful self’s help. She nods and makes ellipses noises at you, but you are too busy moving as fast as you can to find your Plant. You explain the situation, and it nods to you. You sniff the air, and get a lock on Caede, then sonido over to the little muskrat. She tilts her head at you and makes an annoyed sound. “Eh? Why do I have to?” She demands.

You grab her by her throat and press her against the wall. Long tongues shaped like bull whips lash against her, and when they find purchase, dig deep into her skin. She screams, but you let go of her throat and hold her against the wall by her mouth rather than her throat. “Caede, I am in a very, very delicate mood right now. Normally I would be content to listen to your objections, and even reward you for them, but today.” Your body screams Grace, and your face shifts and mutates into something from the nightmares of your nightmares. “Listen and obey!” You command.

Your team is assembled. You rush off and search the area. The four of your split up to search the area indicated on your map, but it takes a while to find anything quite like a base.

2/5
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You land in front of the nondescript building, and charge in at once without caring about what happens. An explosion tears through your flesh, but you hold your body together enough to make it through. You rush through the building with your companions until you arrive in an empty white room. You look around, and then smell something odd. The floor bursts open, and standing before you is a demon. You can smell the masochism radiating off of him, and you are well aware this will be a hard fight if you choose to do it.

The demon howls, and you see a control collar of some sort around his neck, then he sends out a gout of hellfire where you were standing. You leap away from him, and throw out a cero, and while your attack finds purchase in his arm, tearing the muscular thing almost in half, you smell his demonic go juice exploding out around you.

You really want to eat him. Please roll 1d100, best of first five. Also

[] Fight the demon, you got the rumblies
[] Leave him to one of your companions
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>35441340
[] Fight the demon, you got the rumblies

Eat real quick.. perhaps that will give us back some go juice?

>>35441340
Sin-Fin would probably be really good for this and Risa-Fin could eat the thing and nab the Masochism herself if she wanted. And it's not like she'd be good against the robots of later on.

I'm scared to actually vote for anything, though.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>35441340

>>35441340
>fight, rumblie
>teamwork

>>35441340
>[] Leave him to one of your companions
;-;
I think that 2/5 is how much time we have
I feel like this is a "The rest of you go on, I'll hold him here!" until it's just us and the last person.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>35441340
>>35441391 This is me changing vote to

>>35441445
Anon has scared and convinced me

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>35441340

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>35441340
>>35441417
Everyone Gank him quick and move on.

The dice are being bastards...

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>35441340

>>35441523
We're hinged on the next one

>>35440427
For when we see her again.
"You think I'm confident? Then you've never bothered to actually try to understand me. Yeah, I'm good at fighting, but that's ALL I'm good at. And even that is worthless since I don't know when to back down or dig in, or who to fight, or what to fight for, or... anything other than being in the moment.

And you think I always get what I want? Bullshit. There's only one thing in this fucked up universe that I'm sure of, and that's no matter how strong I get, I will ALWAYS be someone else's pawn. Almost every success is met with a reminder that there's like five other problems that have gotten worse, or my success wasn't actually a success at all.

You feel put out because you have to plan all the time? Mostly I just have people who seem to have a brain tell me what to do, even though the only ones who seem willing to do so clearly have their own agendas. I STILL listen to Akira, despite knowing damn well that he's plotting against me as part of some awful agenda I can't even fathom.

Did you know that I was trapped in some kind of heavenly holodeck recently? The angels said that it would reflect whatever I desired or imagined, and you know what they saw when they finally came to interrogate me? Nothing! Just a blank fucking room, as empty as my heart. I can't generate anything myself, all I can do is reflexively react to whatever is placed in front of me, and even that is haphazard at best.

So I find it hard to believe you ever wanted me to be smarter, that the clues you gave me could ever be put into a coherent puzzle, and you were doing anything other than flaunting my ignorance and rubbing in just how ignorant I am.

In short, how -dare- you say you envy me."

But edited to be more coherent.

>>35441535
>>35441536
And the next one provides pretty well.

>>35441535
>>35441545

I rolled the 99 earlier, so I don't feel embarrassed.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>35441340
>[] Leave him to one of your companions
We have limited time. Can't get bogged down.

Urgh.

>Tough fight should you choose to

Does that mean that leaving him to one of our allies is a death sentence, given that we have fatebreakers and such?

Should we just gank him together and move on as fast as possible?

>>35441340
>Leave him to one of your companions
The only purpose of having this demon here is to stall us so we can't save Jager. We've got to ignore it and press on.

Even if that's exactly what Mendel wants to do and this quest is starting to feel pretty antagonistic lately.

>maso demon shows up right when we want to save Jager
Not surprised at all

Sin-Fin would absolutely rape a masochism demon. The all-your-wounds-reopen thing would hit like a truck over and over and over until it dies.

>>35441571
Can't Sin-Fin just Remember him to death or something? I don't even know.

This isn't fun at all but I think you might have a point.

>>35441603
See, that makes sense but it also probably wouldn't work because Mendel is on auto-win and she has decided that we need to suffer through having our allies killed, because that isn't obnoxious at all.

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>>35441340
Why the fuck does Mendel have a masochism demon?

>>35441715

Kidnapping

>>35441715
To tempt us into taking too long and letting her do horrible things to Jager.

And also to do horrible things to our friends if we don't take the bait.

In short, because fuck you that's why.

>>35441723
I mean why is it still a demon? Isn't Mendel's usual thing to chop up the stuff she captures and make robots / cancer men?

Why is it still a demon?

What if this isn't Mendel's place at all? What if Mendel is working with demon people? What if Mendel is Lola? The last Masodemon we saw was Lola's doing.

>>35441758
I don't think that makes sense, since it's been said repeatedly that Mendel is a human.

But who knows at this point, apparently we were just too fucking stupid to put the clues together.

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>>35441538
Never stop writing speeches anon.

>>35441538
>Mendel hangs up 3 words in

>>35441846
Even though I used quotation marks, I don't really want it to be quoted in its entirety, and actually would prefer paraphrasing, if AE feels like it makes sense for Risa to feel that way as well.

>>35441799
No need to tease, I know it's not that good.

>>35441898
Like for instance I used "ignorant" twice in the same sentence, instead of switching to "small" or "foolish".

>>35441898
Course, Risa would never say most of that you know. Rational conversation and that.

>>35441788
>clues
Alright, well lets take a few shots. We already considered if she was alt Risa, and when we died one of the times and moved to a different reality Risa never killed herself and became Mendel.
If we are looking at what she has been saying she likes talking a lot, and it's usually the same stuff. "I like you Risa, but..."
"Don't make me do this Risa..."
"Risa you're so stupid"
"Risa you're so smart and different..."
I don't know. Is she secretly a teenage girl?

Umm, guys, those rolls aren't going to be counted in a fight right?
Because if they are we need to fakebreak. I mean I assume they aren't otherwise we would have FBed by now. Just making sure.

>>35441996
I think she knew us back when we were human, and was jealous of us even then, even though we fucking killed ourselves due to none of our hedonistic pursuits being able to fill the emptiness in us. I'm betting younger sister or ex-girlfriend. Maybe daughter?

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>72 Not bad at all

You ignore the demon, despite your hunger making rumbly rumbles, and then rush over to the door. A large hand slams into you like you are a fly swatter, and you get send spiraling back. You skip off the ground and then slam into the wall at a velocity regularly reserved for Yank car explosion enthusiasts. You look at the demon with a sort of cross Risa look and summon your ceros to fight. “Remember.” Sin-Fin commands and you see countless wounds open up on the demon’s body. Sin-Fin glances back at you and nods.

“I can take care of… this.” She explains.

“You sure?” You ask.

The demon stands up, and Sin-Fin’s eyes flash. “Remember.” She commands and the wounds, regenerating faster than your own wounds normally do, tear open again and the demon screams.

You decide that is good enough, and rush past him. You make your way through the base, the sounds of Sin-Fin’s remember echoing in your mind a she tears the Masochism demon apart over and over again, but press on.

3/5

You find yourself in another room, and at once your mind is overwhelmed by a shimmering in reality. You vomit, just a little, on the ground, and know that this illusion is a step or two above yours. You look up and see a bound, unconscious woman muttering to herself. She sighs heavily, and you can’t help but notice how bloody good at illusions she is when large illusionary blades stab into your stomach.

What do you do?

[] Leave it to someone else
[] Fight the thingy. Them rumblies
[] Other, please specify

>>35442017
We got a 72 didn't we?

And assuming we're leaving our allies to die so we can try but fail to save another ally, it should be alright.

Unless they all rolled awfully because this is where we lose.

>>35442046
>Leave it to someone else
Hellfire vs Illusion magic...who survives

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>35442046
>3/5
OAH GOD HE WAS RIGHT
>[] Leave it to someone else

Also, no dice?

>>35442046
>Leave it to someone else
"Like I even care about illusions at this point. Hey Jamal, you could do whatever you want to this chick and I'd think it was just the illusions talking because of course my sweet plant couldn't do anything awful."

>>35442046
>[x] Leave it to someone else

>>35442046
[] Leave it to someone else

>>35442115
We're gonna take too long because we had to gather allies, even though we probably wouldn't have been able to get past the minibosses without allies.

I'm really starting to hate Mendel's rails.

>>35442037
The thing is I don't remember her saying anything that might hint being family. It's good to note though that she knew that we were a scientist, so she knew about us. ANd knew that we were good. Bu that could be attributed to info in the Mendel Files that she read.

>>35442046
>[] Leave it to someone else
My paranoia just woke up.
Mendel kidnapped Jager to get us out of the shrine. This whole thing is a decoy.
She wants the scarecrow/lokitron/destruction of all we hold dear/etc.

>>35442155
Were we ever good? From what I gathered, we were little more than a slutty junky who burned out young.

>>35442159
She's going to win regardless of what happens here, because she always wins. Just like we always lose everything but insignificant squabbles.

>>35442169
We've got no idea who we where. The Science thing could be some sort of effect of the time fuckery and bears.

Hell So could the whole wild attitude. dying horribly may not be good for the psychi.

>>35442155
>>35442037
She has a creepy obsession with us, one that is irrational in a person who is the poster girl for extreme rationality.
There is something about us that is her weakness, something that would make her do all the things shes done, and yet still go easy on us and not laser us all the time.

>>35442201
We're the older sister/college room mate/absentee mother.

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>>35442159
...Maybe we should have gone to Azzy...

>>35442201
Similarly, as infuriating as she is, for some reason I'm getting a strong feeling that we shouldn't kill her.

It just feels important that we don't murder her even though she's a cunt.

>>35442133

I'm also kinda starting to feel this way.

While I like when things get exciting, I also feel like we're being railroaded here into a catch-22.

>>35442227
It has to be something like that. We haven't done anything to her to deserve a special spot in her heart, and she is the one that introduced herself to us if I remember right.

>>35442240
She'd have a plan for that too. Don't you get it? She's Batman. And there nothing less fun than fighting Batman.

With her as our opponent, things are pretty much indistinguishable from QM vs Player.

>>35442249
Sorry anon, but you're going to have to take this thought a bit farther if you want meto vote to not to eat the shit out of that cunt

>>35442265
Yeah and instead of explaining to the person who's fucking died become an interdenominational monster.. you just expect them to join you because... because.

I don't know.. did we fuck with any other kids.. when we were Risacat? I know Third eye kid saw us.. and that idiot we ate..

>>35442265
I'm pretty sure our first encounter was when Lucifer manipulated her into sending her elite forces to try to kill us when we were trying to have a vacation.

>>35442289
Oh I want to know who the fuck she was sorta.. but I want to murder the fuck out of her all the same. Granted turns out she's the kill switch and we blow everything up.

>>35442304
There was never any confirmation it was her, it was just elites from different countries. They didn't seem to all be on the same page when they were working together either.

>>35442265
>What the hell are you to me?!

>I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

>>35442329
The final stroke was those satellite lasers that Mendel loves so much.

Also, Ryoko has probably been captured already because we haven't seen her in a while and she didn't back up Jager.

>>35442345
She's crazy... she'd say something like EVERYTHING!

Hell maybe she's Jager before Jager died. Would explain her fucking obsession with her.

>>35442365
If you're right I'm getting shit faced. Like black out drunk.

>>35442319
>>35442289
Because while I like Azzy better, I don't really like the classism behind her disdain for Mendel.

Also I'm pretty sure with Mendel gone, there's no way to save the world, which would mean letting the Doctor down big time.

>>35442377
>>35442365
She said that nazis were before her time though, and Jager was totes around back then because when else did things happen in Germany.

>>35442365
Time fuckery? That wouldn't give us much to work with. I think I'm going to have to go with relation from when we were alive. Nothing else has been able to explain her irrational and counterproductive obsession with us.
Unless she is the sister mother uncle of someone we fucked up when were a free and joyous cat ghost.

Or, you know, we can just give up and say she has an unhealthy interest in us for no reason at all. Just struck her one night how perfect we are.

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You step forward, slowly staggering forward to try and make your way through the illusions. Your mental instability makes it difficult for the obscene illusions to remove you from the field. You get a kick in the stomach, and you skip back a few paces while the world shifts like liquid mercury around you. You push yourself up and see a woman in large, thick leather belts binding her.

She lets out a hiss of steam before several large pillars of heaven like magic slam into the ground. You perform some fairly acrobatic movements, somersaulting over the ground, and avoiding the !Fake angel weaponry. You can smell the damage they would do to you, and know you should keep on avoiding them. You sonido forward, and a pillar nearly crushes you, but you dream walk around it to deliver a spin kick to her chest. She staggers away and you feel the energy shimmer, and momentarily weaken. You put up your dukes to do battle, but a lance of acid and biting flies slams into the woman sending her staggering back.

You look over and see Caede broke free from the illusions. Her nose is bleeding from the move, and she is panting heavily. She raises a clawed, metallic finger and another wave of acid vomiting flies rush after her. “I don’t like women, usually.” Caede buzzes. “But for you I will make an exzzzzzeptoin.” She explain. “Go ahead Rizzzzzzzzza. Szzzzzhe is mine.”

You nod to her and rush past the two of them. You find yourself near something like a harbor, with a large zeppelin by the harbor. You look around, then finally see a capsule of some kind radiating Jager energy. You run over to it with your plant, but a large robot karate kicks the ground in front of you. You backflip away and look up at the robot who takes a Muay Thai stance. You don’t have time for this.

4/5

Please roll 1d100. Best of first 5

Also

[] Leave the robot to your plant
[] Fight robot with plant, just to be safe
[] Other, please specify

>>35442379
>Also I'm pretty sure with Mendel gone, there's no way to save the world, which would mean letting the Doctor down big time.
This is a point. Also a point, I don't care much for humanity. Their odds aren't great anyway, between all the different groups. I mean they have their doomsday device, but really it just takes a single trick to getting around it and they are done.

>>35442413
Her obsession with us wouldn't be irrational or counterproductive if she actually tried to reach out to us and be nice, instead of her condescending tsundere nonsense.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>35442447

> Strongest mother daughter team activate!

>>35442447
>Leave the robot with you plant.

We need to trust others.

If we can't trust the plant, who can we trust?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>35442447
>4/5
Oah god, it took 2 rounds to get away from this bitch. We still have one companion. Do the math.
>[] Leave the robot to your plant

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>35442447
Bah.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>35442447
>[] Leave the robot to your plant

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>35442447

>>35442447
[] Leave the robot to your plant

Plant doka is rip shit she can handle it

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>35442447
<<

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>35442447
>Leave the robot to your plant
Let's follow this through to the end.
Should we give it a wishbreaker as we leave, just to give the Plant a solid lead?

>>35442480
Not even if she was friendly. After we gave her a total rejection for the last time, and she accpted that and this whole mess broke out, she has been calling us and trying to talk with us since. How does that make sense when she knows she can't turn us? She is just talking to like she needs to let it all off her chest or something. Like no one else would understand her.

...Like no one else would understand her...

>>35442553
We didn't even give her a total rejection to working with her ever. She's the one who forced an ultimatum and refused to say what her intentions were or bargain with us. This is all just her flipping out and blaming it on us.

>>35442495
83 works for me. Not a 100, but w/e

>>35442520
No, we will need em all for ourselves probably.
Expect Azure will end the thread when we are about to fight. So yeah, we should.

>>35442454

I wonder if that multinational group are having any regrets about backing Mendel.

Should've invested more in diversifying that XCOM program instead of backing Mendel's Paranomral COMbat program.

>>35442578
Saying no to an ultimatum is a total rejection in my book anon.

>>35442578
She's just as bad as Social as we are!

Her entire plot is to gain a sense of empathy by pulling out Jager's "Give a fuck" chip and slotting it into herself.

>>35442553
>...Like no one else would understand her...
I want this phrase to mean something but nothing is coming to me.

>>35442597
Forgot about that. She has higher ups, meaning if we kill her the humans still have a organizational structure to see them through to the end times, for those of you who don't want to doom the humans. They would probably take a different approach to defence, not sure what that would be. Maybe an 'alliance' with the angels.

>>35442586
That was my thinking as well, maybe even a Hate Engine just to go faster. But that probably wouldn't work for reasons. Just like everything else this thread.

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>>35442629

But at the end, she realizes that empathy isn't a microchip or something you can get from somebody! It was in her all along.

>>35442683
And then we all laugh and drink tea.
The camera pans up.

>>35442660
Eh, I don't think they're nearly as competent as she is. Like if you remember, they're the ones who actually made Mendel give us a shitty ultimatum. If anything, they might be making things worse by not letting her associate with us the way she wants to.

>Mendels deal
I got nothing. I'm getting a drink.

>>35442824
I just hope she's not dumb enough to show up in person instead of just leaving a hologram or a robot designed to look like her.

Because as it stands, she's liable to die before she makes sense.

>>35442935
I'd rather kill her real quick and not let her finish her monologue with a button press then find out her secrets. Besides, if we win and we don't know something we can just bully Azure into telling us.

>>35443004
See that wouldn't be satisfying to me at all. Especially since it seems like she really does like us, but is just insanely bad at expressing it.

>>35443034

At this point, I don't see how she could possibly take herself off the list. Just considering all the shit and pain and stress that she's put us through... even if she is sincerely remorseful and wants to help us, I don't see her getting any slack unless she kills herself to immensely help us in HUGE way.

>>35443004
>bully Azure
no bully pls

waiting excitedly

>>35443034
>>35443080
I think what he's saying is not that he wants her to live, just that he wants closure.
I want her to die right here, but thats probably not going to happen. If she isn't here we are going to be send on even more circles and lose more time and manpower.

>>35443080
Honestly, I'd be fine if she just sincerely helps us, because we are in desperate need of a science officer.

>>35442447
Hey Azure, what are you drinking? I got some Fat Tire and Angels Envy.

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>83, we save the Jager bombs. Eventually

You glance back at your plant and nod to her. She smiles and pulls out her bow, fully away of what she must do to keep the world safe. You rush underneath the robot and it raises a fist to totally pulp your fleshy Risa parts. It swings down, and you worry for a moment that you misread the nod as something it was not, and will end up as just another statistic in Thatcher’s England.

A silvery arrow streaks out and explodes against the robot, then three more swing through the air. They detonate, to tear solid metal from the machine and seriously damage its abilities. You slip between its legs just as the robot changes priority target to Plantdoka. You smile as the Plant fires arrows into the air which rain down in a rather impossible way, and sends a cero to stagger the abomination. You have no time

80+ +.5

4.5/5

You send a kick to the human handlers of the capsule and easily tear their heads off. You push a button on the coffin like structure to free your Jager, and sigh in relief when you see her. You look over her prone dark from, and nod happily, but something seems wrong. You look over her carefully for a second, then realize what it is. Her mask is gone, as is her hollow hole. You worry you were too late to fix whatever it is Mendel did to her, but then you see a thin trail of brown smoke start forming by her throat, and conclude her Hollow Hole is reforming.

You seem to have saved the Jager.
(1/3)

>>35443121

She'd have to make one hell of a case/speech/reference to accomplish that.

>>35443110
I don't know, I'd kind of like her to be on our side, but I admit it'd have to be something really good, like maybe resolving Akira's nonsense? Now he's someone I'm getting sick of.

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>Anons willing to let her live if she says shes sorry and will do things for us

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You let out a huff of relief, then smile when her eyes open back up. Immediately you know something is wrong and back away before a muscular hand can cover your throat. You look up confused as time explosions echo in the background. Jager pushes herself up, and her naked form is covered by blue digitizing pattern like when she summons her robots. Instead of cold hollow machinery it is a crisp black officer’s uniform with symbols you don’t recognize, but you instinctively know as “the enemy”. You tilt your head as she stretches, then watch as she puts her perfectly neat German officer’s hat on her head.

Her entire body screams order, and you note that everything about her is perfectly controlled. She looks around the room, nods once, then looks at you. “A hungry ghost, is it?” She wonders. “A hungry ghost modified to accept an expansion for Old One, Pagan Lie, and the abominations that claim to be Angels, yes?” She asks and you are acutely aware of a German accent. Sort of cute.

“Could be so. Jager love, we are friends darling.” You say, and she tilts her head.

“English. We offered your country a chance to join us. We knew what was coming, but you just didn’t listen.” She sighs as she picks up the headless body of one of her escorts.

“Jager, they are dead you know. No point in mucking about with them.” You say.

Jager looks at you, but her eyes do not reflect your existence. They are mirrors of the horrors of the most terrible war in history. Her eyes reflect lies, and truths, and impossible things fought against by impossible choices. She shakes her head as her hollow hole becomes as wide as a pin. “Death is simply an opinion, my friend. One I have chosen to ignore.”
(2/3)

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>>35443153
>You seem to have saved the Jager.

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A strange injector filled with unknown liquid forms in her hand, and she slams it into the body. The headless corpse twitches, and you feel its soul ripped from the loving grasp of God and forced back into its meat. The head shimmers, and a seemingly infinite number of small chains connect the disconnected head to its body. The chains lash out to the second body and a similar process occurs. You take a few steps back as the souls are modified into something beyond obscene, and far beyond reason. They open their eyes and stare at you, black sclera on white iris, then summon weapons which scream of angelic and demonic energy.

They take a few casual steps as Jager carefully adjusts her jacket which, honestly, she looks amazing in. “Soli Humanitas Gloria.” She says calmly as the two figures explode with an insane amount of go juice.

Jager seems to have temporarily lost her mind. This is unfortunate. Also, I god damn told you.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Also

[] Spend time trying to pull Jager back
[] Fight these corpse things
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>35443209
...I don't know which is more terrifying, RAEG VIRUS Fin, or Nazi Jaeger.

>>35443145
You have chosen well my friend. Started on Sam Addams, now I am on Sapphire Gin myself