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You roll out of the way as cannons made of the soul of the planet itself fire at you, then hit the ground and slide under another cannon blast which would have taken your head. You leap off the ground and slam a foot into the twisted, snarling visage of the human demon angel thing Jager made with her Nazi magic science in her Nazi magical Nazi Nazi. Kill every Nazi. Remember Churchill. You leap over the momentarily staggered beast and cross the room in a flash. Your fist nearly slams into the force field, but a massive round tears through your stomach and knocks you back a few meters. You look up as your stomach heals and see she is holding her massive handgun, and her coat is billowing dramatically son of a whore why does she look so cool?

“I see.” She says looking at the side of the machine. “An interesting tool. Manipulates spirit energy to create matter based on known design. There is a mental component, very handy.”

“That’s right, it’s your hollow weapon. You remember everything now yeah? We can go home?” Can we have the coat? It is a nice coat. “No monologue, it is a Nazi coat.” It’s real leather. “Shush.” You command.

“Pieces. Instinct.” She looks at the gun, then you see her push a few random buttons on the side of it.
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As the monster guys swing a massive abomination sword your way two pillars of digitizing light scan the area, then project two massive robots. They are the Muay Thai robots who punched you a bunch that one time we don’t talk about, but now they also seem to have been upgraded with weapon ports, and weird fluid here and there hidden in canisters. You think you see the sign of your enemy on their engine parts. “Are you kidding me? Are you bloody kidding me? You lost the war!” You shout.

“I am faithful. When I swear an oath I keep it, even if I do not agree, even if the dream I swore to strive for was a nightmare beyond imagination. It is a good quality to have, I think.” She explains crossing her arms behind her back and looking at the charging monsters with the sort of empty look one has when one has witnessed atrocities so many times they have grown bored of them.

You coat your body in energy and see a few more cannons made of the planet’s “soul” form around the room. This could be a challenge.

Anything you want to say to her?
[] Write in

Also, plan?

[] Go for Jager
[] Go for modified humans
[] Attack Earth Soul thing
[] Other, please specify

Intro stuff:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>35458324
[X] Go for modified humans

Just outlast it. She's reverting, but it might take a while. Also, I feel like attacking the soul of the planet is a bad idea. Leaving us with killing the modified humans.

>Risa is now fighting the soul of the entire planet given form

I'm only surprised it took so long, really. Feels like..a graduation of sorts. Our little Risacat has seemingly all grown up.

>>35458324
>[] Go for modified humans

Can we ask her WHAT oath she made and is subsequently upholding? maybe we can find some loopholes and rules lawyer it...

>>35458324
>[] Attack Earth Soul thing
I just want to eat the planet. Is it so bad to dream?

>>35458324
>[] Go for modified humans

No, bad cat. You can't bat at the soul core of the planet. Don't make me get the spray bottle.

>>35458324
>[] Go for modified humans

thin the herd

>>35458324
"I figure you'd be the person to ask, so is science even real? Like you know, the Earth is just a small rock orbiting a mediocre sized natural fusion reactor, and life as we know it is the result of blind trial and error that took place over billions of years?

Because right now it's starting to feel like carbon dating is a trick of the Devil and that bums me out. I mean one of our mutual friends is literally Eve."

>>35458324
"This is the second time today we've had a violent and physical encounter. You really need to get laid, I VOLUNTEER MYSELF FOR THE TASK!!!"

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You decide these human(?) blokes are really starting to rub you the wrong way. You sonido across the ground, carving a trench with your tails because you are super cool, and at the last second leap and rotate in mid air. You slam a cero enhanced foot into the blocking abomination, and waves of pain surge up your leg. The thing put his sword like weapon up to block it, and now it is biting down on your foot. You see several eyes open on the blade, and then a large mouth belching smoke opens on the side. You have just a second to lean back as hellfire, tainted with the stench of destroyed soul, swings out of the mouth and lances up at you. You lean back up, but the second abomination is already on you. You pull yourself forwards, because you can have abs too darn it, and narrowly avoid getting a very close haircut.

You rain fists down on the modified human holding you, but he just tilts his head and massive curling horns grow and envelop his skull. You continue striking him, but with every strike his head gets harder, and you are eventually just slamming blood covered fingers onto the white bone of his skull to make a wonderful canvas. You glance back at the Robots who stop their feet and then open up several weapon ports. You grit your teeth and say “Fuck it. For the empire.”

Your leg separates, like a toothy/bone cast garter was on your upper thigh, and you fall down to the ground. Your leg blooms like a bloody flower attached to his sword, and the “petals” peel down until your angel marked bone is the only thing showing. The meat latches onto the monster like a grotesque leech and- ugh. Their go juice is just awful. You barely manage to not throw up at the taste, then you push yourself to the side and summon your energy. In the brief moment it takes you to summon revelation the second modified human is already trying to take you. Luckily the leg bone still on the sword, holding the first in place, shifts into something like a snake.
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The angelic serpent made of bone slithers out fast as a bullet and bites into the “human’s” side and pulls them both together. That gives you enough time to finish the attack and you send out the calamitous energy, strange laughing chanting somewhere filling your ears. The blast sends you skipping back, and much of the meat on your arms is torn off, but it seems to have done the trick. The two human’s energy vanishes, and your leg is destroyed, so now you begin to regenerate all of it.

The robots sonido out of the way, but they are unable to acquire a firing solution. Your blast also takes out several of the pillars made of soul, but it is almost pointless because they once more bloom. You look over at Jager, at least the woman you call Jager since she has a real name, and even an ominous Nazi nickname which is super intimidating, but she is calm. Terribly calm. She watches you move, and even your slaughter, with the look of a patient parent who has to feign interest in their child’s show despite not particularly loving them. “Oh come on. No banter? Mendel is better at battle banter.” You say.

“I am not certain what you wish for me to say. I am not particularly good at idle chatter.” She answers, and one of the robots nearly turns you into pulp.

You send up a weak blast of energy at its eye parts and roll between its legs. You send out a kick to the knee joint, but as soon as you connect solid spikes stabilize its leg to prevent breaking and impale your foot. Man, we liked these boots. “So, I guess I should ask is science all a lie? Because one of our friends in literally eve, and it is making intelligent design sound much more plausible than other ideas. Is the sun really a fusion reactor, or is it the eye of an angry god looking down at us?”
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“Science changes, or what we refer to as science changes. Humanity was not wrong in many respects, but it is wrong in others, and there are whole realms of possibility that the scientific community as a whole has not touched on. We will fail, then learn, then progress, then maybe learn we were wrong about some things and right about others. That is just the way science is.” She explains.

“So is Sin-Fin not eve? Did we evolve? What is time?!” You ask leaping up and head butting one of the robots, earning a stomach full of laser cannon for your trouble.

“I have my theories about humanity’s origins, but they are rather unimportant right now do you not think so?” She asks

If you want to write something then write in

Also
[] Take care of the robots
[] More earth cannons!
[] Go for Jager!
[] Other, please specify
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>>35459204
>[] Take care of the robots

Gotta take the spawnlings before we take the boss. It's just good tactics. Also, do we roll or what?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>35459204
>[] More earth cannons!

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>35459204
I roll because I want to
>[] Take care of the robots

Destroy the cybermen!

"No no! Please share with me your theories on the origins of humanity. Scientific theories are fun and Carl Sagan is QT3.14!

>>35459204
>[] Take care of the robots
Robots are annoying. They can't even scream.

>>35459249
No particular need to roll.

>>35459204
>Take care of the robots

"It's never the wrong time to philosophise about the origins of humanity... Here's another question, from your scientific perspective, what is a Hollow. What conditions must be met for one to even become a Hollow? I mean, it seems to have had something to do with an Old One who is now split between Lucy and Me... so How did Eve, Yourself and Myself end up in that cycle? How come we didn't end up in a different cycle?

>>35459204
>But theories are fun, Jagerbombs. I like talking to you. So, why are you still constantly trying to kill me. Its putting a definite kink into our whole dynamic. I'd lay down and submit, but then you'd be cross once you got back to yourself about it.

>>35459322
Question: Was the timer even tied to us, or was it Jaeger then?

Also, agreeing with other anons on the banter. Maybe we should ask if there's a Vasto Hitler we need to eat, or if the Holocaust was human sacrifice in an attempt to rise to godhood. I mean, nazi scientist and all

>>35459204
Keeping her talking seems to be...
Not breaking her disturbing calmness, but keeping her interacting, which is more chances to break through the crunchy Nazi shell.

Plus, if this doesn't work, we might end up dead or consumed by a being from outside of time, we might never have the chance to has out these theories otherwise.

If not now, when?

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You think these robots are super annoying, so you decide to take care of them. You send out a cero to one of the robots, and unlike before he can’t just punch it away. He leaps to the side, right where you want him. Your kicks lash out, tearing metallic chunks off of his body and spilling unknown smelly liquid on the ground. You do your best to avoid it, and leap up onto his crouching leg. You springboard from that to his arm, then run up it and then leap off his shoulder. He tries to turn, but it is too late for him now. Your tails coil around his head, and as you fall back down to the ground your tails crush down and pull. The robot falls, but you flex your tail fluff, making it super extra fluffy, and lift the robot. You fling it at its companion, and it looks so cool you don’t even mind the massive rocket fist that slams into you as he is flying away.

You feel rather smug, but then the two prone bots open up every inch of their bodies and lock on. They are made of ouchy parts. You sonido forward, but before are even halfway there they fire lasers, missiles, and you see a small school of crimson butterflies gently flapping about. You bite down and leap into the thick of it. A cannon round slams into your shoulder putting you into a spin, but you use that spin to dance through the salvo like the world’s most twisted ballerina. You limbo under a cannon blast and get very close, then start sending out kicks. Your leg gets blasted off, so you grow violating tentacles from the stump which lance out and impale one of the bots. You wiggle through his body while the second salvo fires and tears massive chunks off your body, but eventually you find the core. You stab it, and breach it making ready for the explosion which, you know, never happens.

“Why not? They are supposed to explode when you do that!” You object.
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“That sounds like a serious design flaw.” Jager says as the gentle hiss of energy leaks out, combines with the air, and becomes some liquid of some sort.

You boil, and get sucked through the tentacles impaling the now turned off robot. You feel a number of smooth ridges gently licking you inside the appendage and wonder if this is what it feels like to be swallowed, or you would wonder something else if you had the mind for it. You reform inside the bot, and the robot behind you seems to know this.

It starts firing a cannon from its chest into your rockem sockem, but Jager makes good armor so they hold. You begin playing with some of the parts, until you find something that looks like a hydraulic pump. You send out electricity and a massive glowing blade slips out of the nonfunctioning robot’s arm. You send your tails into the arm, then use pure fluff to spin it around and cut the other robot in half. You pull yourself out of the robot as the butterflies sort of flutter about.

“Oh come on, it’s fun to talk about this sort of stuff. Humanity’s origins have to interest you, right? And here is another question, what are hollows anyway? There was something about an Old One using them, but then how is Eve there? How am I here? How are you here?” You ask

“Well, being a hollow certainly beats what I thought was going to happen to me when I died.” She replies.

“That isn’t an answer.” You object and look down at the sticky fluid on the ground, the fluid that was filling the robots. “Hey, hey. Tell me what you think Jager, pretty please?” You kneel in the puddle and get some on your hands.

You assume what you think to be a lascivious pose and get some of the fluid on your fingers. “Hey, what is this stuff Jager, can you tell me? Ah, I am so curious, I just wonder what it tastes like.” You slip the fingers in your mouth and swallow. “It’s so-“ You start, then your eyes go wide, and you lean forward and start vomiting.
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Why did you do that? “I thought it would be like, you know, perverted and get her all bothered and she would answer my questions. I thought if I did that she would be all over it, since it is like bloke stuff!” Why would that be in robots? Who would make a robot filled with that stuff? “I don’t know!” You shout then vomit again. Did you have to swallow? “Yes! That is the sort of lass I am!” You shout again.

“You are a very strange person.” She says as you finish emptying the contents of your soul stomach. “Hollows are simply id. Id totally unrestrained, which allows them to get more power, even when humans are alive the more animalistic we are the stronger we are physically as a result of our id.” She was alive when Freud was huge. If you know what I mean.

“I do not.” You say pushing yourself up.

“Things like Hollows exist historically, and they can be artificially made, but they are at best just a simple way of creating more powerful souls very quickly.” She says. “The hole that forms is the transformation of the superego made manifest, the transformed super ego them smothers the ego, costing the hollow its identity more or less.”

You are about to make a lewd advance toward her, or ask her about the origin of species, when a crimson butterfly lands on your left arm. You look down at it, then raise an eyebrow. It glows and you immediately know something is wrong. Reality sends out error messages to you, then the butterfly implodes taking your arm with it. You howl in pain as the open wound drips a steady stream of blood onto the floor. You focus on the arm to try and make it regenerate, but your body responds to you in confusion. Were your body able to talk it would say “Regenerate what? That arm has always been like that, I don’t know what you are talking about.” You look up at Jager and she still has that cold look about her.
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You think you will eventually remind your body that yes, you did have an arm, but before you lose another one you send out a cero into the air. The butterflies dancing around the room implode when hit with your beam, so you make a perfect circle, and carefully sweep up the rest of them. You glare at Jager who is still perfectly content behind her force field.

Well, that was unpleasant. You pant as the blood doesn’t stop. “Right, sorry. Where were we? Questions, that’s it. So hollows were no longer made, but then the cycle started up here in Japan. Any reason that you think we got pulled in?” You ask.

“Could be something thought our souls had some potential as hollows. It could have been an accident, the soul of the planet dragging us here like pieces of trash on an ocean current. Could have been one of the so called ‘Fallen’, their motives are difficult to understand even in the best situation.” She says.

“Well, okay, holocaust then. What was that all about?” You wonder. “Some sort of ritual to become a god?”

She doesn’t flinch, which disturbs you more than you can say. You let her think about it while you pull a pipe off the destroyed robot with your one good arm. You drag it behind you while approaching the force field. You stand before her with the pipe and finally she answers. “A lot of it was experimentation. We needed test subjects, and there was plenty of material we could use. Some of it was simple blind hate however. Hate of others who are not the same.” She explains.

“And they let you live because they had a thing for chocolate?” You ask slamming the pipe into the shield.

“I am valuable.” She replies.

Cannons continue growing, they don’t seem to want to stop

Also, if you want to ask her something then write in.

[] Continue going for the Jager
[] Just stand there and chat
[] Break cannons
[] Other, please specify
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>>35460538
>[] Break cannons

Welp....I think we should do something about those.

>>35460538
>[] Break cannons
Terra needs to learn her place.

>>35460538
>Destroy the Cannons
>Continue to chat
>Can we, I dunno, stop fighting and talk. Normally I'm all one for violence and banter, but I'm really just not feeling this. Too much holding back so I don't accidentally murder you on purpose.
>I don't want to murder you.
>Seriously, I hate most people, but I don't want to murder you so much that I want you to live. And pet my tails. And walk around showing off those abs that are a miracle of the universe.
>Can you make a machine to enhance your abs? I know they're already perfect, but if you can just tell the limits of known science to fuck off, can you imagine it?

>>35460538
>Break cannons

ask about the oath. this is the core of the matter. If we can find a logic hole in it, we can possibly get super science Jager...

>>35460697
Hey, if Jager wanted us to save humanity, we'd abandon operation FUCK EVERYTHING and do it...just not with Mendel. Fuck mendel. We will floss with her entrails at this point

>>35460697
I wonder if rules of nature would work here. We beat her here, we're stronger, she can swear loyalty to us instead of whoever has her previous loyalties.

>>35460538
"So hey, on one of our misadventures, you kind of ate the Fenris Wolf. It seemed a good idea at the time, but does that mean you're destined to eat Odin and then be killed by whatshisname?"

>>35460722
>>35460722
Granted, flossing with her entrails might not kill her. In fact, lets make sure to draw it out.

Eat her piece by piece in front of her eyes, then one before the other. Tear her body down so fully that she is nothing by the time she is a lonely soul...

Then we tear her chain, strap her beneath the shrine, and get that one girl to break out the lokitron. Then shove little pellets of our power down her gullet.

Rip her mask off by inches and see who we make. It won't be mendel anymore, no more than Jager is this Jager.

Then we call ourself Mommy to our little Grendel, until Beawolf lops her arm off.

>>35460538
>[] Continue going for the Jager

pin her down to the ground, look her dead in the eye, and eskimo kiss her because Risa can't into sexy romance

>>35460610
>>35460697
>>35460737
I'm pretty sure we just need to wait out the clock.

>>35460811
Most likely, but I still want to have her swear loyalty to us. It's a good feel.

>>35460811

still, learning more about Dark-Jager now will help for if/when she returns...

Why deal with tomorrow that which can be dealt with today?

>>35460794
You seem to have some anger issues. Not that I disagree, but we do seem to be getting pulled into constantly more horrible situations simply because people stop being open, and start planning multilayer plans intent on getting us to punch people we like.

If you're this angry at Mendel, how shocked will you be when Lucy backstabs us?

This Oath to kill all that is seems to be something that Jager-Bombs had some moral disagreement with, in so far as apparently her 'pure id' was terrified of it.

>>35460923

I'm merely suggesting something fun that Risa probably appreciates hearing in her head.

>>35460538
>[] Break cannons

>>35460538

Damnit guys. We need to find the contradiction, like when Jager made us a promise she has to keep. This isn't about science. This isn't about idle banter. This is about a terrified woman hiding behind professionalism and oaths to runaway from the need to feel. Convince her that life's worth goddamn living, and that she already knows it somewhere beneath the nazi bitch facade.

Completely surprised by the thread, I'll join up when I get home.

>>35460538
"For a creature of pure Id, you have biggest stick up your ass."

>>35461154
She's not pure Id right now. She's actually a lot more human when the Id thing happens.

>>35460923

You know, for something that's supposed to be pure id, she doesn't seem to hold the core of her personality in high regard. She referred to it as a broken shell of herself several times, but that seems kind of contradictory if it's the purest expression of herself.

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You sonido after the cannons and start tearing them apart. It is simple, very simple, but they are like mushrooms and keep sprouting, constantly firing at you like you owe them money. You smash one, then two more pop up. You smash three and you got six to deal with now. You become terribly frustrated, until you notice the flow of energy is from one central point. You sonido over to it and smash that cannon, and you hear the world flinch then relax, like you just popped a particularly annoying pimple.

You sigh as small worm like things wiggle out of your open wound, your body trying to figure out what this arm nonsense you keep going on about means. “Right, where was I?” You ask.

“You were asking me things. Or flirting with me, I have a hard time telling.” She answers promptly.

“What is this promise you made anyway?” You ask.

“In short Soli Humanitas Gloria.” She replies.

“I don’t speak Latin.” I do. “Really?” I speak everything. “Oh, right, because you want to be like The Doctor.” You say dragging your pipe behind you as you approach her shield once more. Oh no, nothing like that. I am just paranoid that when I can’t understand what people are saying they are talking shit about me. Like I wouldn’t know. Before I learned the autotranslate ability I may have killed a frightening number of people just for talking foreign. A lot of people. “Right, so translate for me would.” You slam the pipe against her shield. “You.” You again strike the shield. “Love?” You see small cracks forming on the energy barrier.

In short? Glory onto humanity alone. I think it is a mocking reference to Soli Deo Gloria, which means: Glory onto God alone. “So she is like Mendel?” You ask hitting the barrier more.
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I think she might be worse than Mendel. Risa, she is a Nazi. A full on, death camp experimentation, Hitler obeying, monster who darkened all of Europe in a tidal wave of evil that the world never healed from. She is the darkest nightmare of Europe, bloody hell the darkest nightmare in the history of humanity, made flesh. We talk about being a monster, but we are simply listening to our instincts. She chose this path.

You finally break free and smile wide at the shattered energy falling around you like glass. Your elation lasts for a moment, then you feel something jab into your shoulder. You look over and see Jager has stabbed you with an injector that quickly fills you. You smack her arm away, and she simply raises her other arm and fires her gun point blank at your head. Your face scatters all over the ground, and you get sent flying back a few meters. You twitch and regenerate, your fantastic long hair as shiny as ever.

Jager takes a few calm steps and raises her gun as you get on all threes and your tails fluff dangerously behind you. “You know for someone whose id is so bloody nurturing you sure ain’t acting like yourself.” You say.

“Is that so?” She wonders, and her tone retains that level of boredom which makes you think she is just being polite in talking to you.

“That’s right. I mean, here you are fighting some fight for Nazi’s, for some oath, for an empire that doesn’t exist anymore. You had a family, and a husband by the looks of it, but somehow you got all twisted up into this crazy pants lady.” I want in her crazy pants. “What would your family think?”
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“My family is dead. They have been dead for fifty years now, if not more. I became a wife, and I was faithful. I became a mother and was dutiful. I never loved another.” She didn’t mention sleeping. “I swore an oath to my country to continue the mad dream of a few select despots so long as I exist. My family is dead, the empire is gone, and I am but a shadow of who I once was. Still, I do not go back on my oaths.”

She raises her gun and fires, and you have to roll out of the way. The round explodes against the ground creating a small crater, but Jager doesn’t seem particularly impressed by it in the least.

Why does everything taste blue?

Ask something?
[] Write in

Also

[] Go all out against Nazi wolfu. They are the enemy of the british empire
[] Just hold back, and wait/hope for her hollowfication to finish
[] Other, please specify
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No matter what, can we agree that Mendel gets put on the List again, so she's a double lister? I mean, she's going above and beyond anyone else on the List, so she may as well have her own special spot.

Also, bring up our own oath. We swore we were in it to the end, Jager and Risa. Against Hell and Heaven and everything between, we promised we'd face it together. So far, we've been doing well too, but right now she is turning away from us still. Apologize for not being fast enough to save her from Mendel in the Shrine. Ask her if she'll let us have a chance to show her we can make it, again.

>>35461595
>Did you know you made an oath with me, to see what I was doing to the end. You made it laughing and in the fire of Las Noches as we stood in the ashes of the King.

>Just Hold back, and wait/hope for her hollowication to finish

>>35461595

"So what, your oath is to what? Keep fighting? Destroy all humans? create the ultimate weapon? Unless your oath specifically mentions killing me, why are we fighting? For me, this is totally self defence. I didn't start it this time... Though I do not appreciate being poisoned. It's making Monologue trip balls...

>>35461595
Pounce her, hold her, maybe cling to her and say that she has made more family since then. In death, she's found a family who are here, friends that came for her. They may not be human, but...well, most of them were human once. They are here. But this petty fight has to stop, because no one wins it except the bitch, Mendel.

>>35461195
Well, if she's right in that the ego is consumed by the super ego during hollowfication, and all that remains is functionally what's released when the ego is suppressed, that would mean that her humanity is such a core part of her personality that it's a function of the id, not her super ego.

If she's going to keep trying to kill us, we should at least shift to Loli Risa, as that form is powered by a separate adorability core.

>>35461595
>[] Other, please specify

I'm saying we should keep up the social attack, because clearly being dead isn't actually a problem with the Hollows, Demons, and Angels that we hang out with.

... It's past 1995 right. Someone has had to have heard More Human Than Human at least once by now.

>>35461595

>[] Other, please specify
"I want to apologize.We swore we were in it to the end, for forever and a day. This is what? The second time you've been captured? I know I haven't kept up with you in looking out for each other's backs, but not from lack of trying. Don't give up on me. Please."


I apologize for the sap.

>>35461595
Wait...hey, guys, we have that tickle thing, right? And she is holding so much stuff. What if we incapacitate her with our laughter and tickling until she quits trying to shoot us in the face enough to listen?

>>35461836
How will Rob Zombie help us? I must know.

>>35461595
>[] Write in
"Why are we fighting?"

>>35461595
Oh, she's made promises alright, promises to Sin-Fin, to Risa, to everyone she's come to know in this new disfunctional family of hers. And now she'll break all of them to satisfy a pack of dead men. She isn't doing this for an oath. She's using it as a shield while she continues to run away from the past. All this talk about dut is jusy screaming "It isn't my fault over and over again. She's like that in death just like in life, always running away, always hidong behind being too demanding or having to do this or that. The time has come for honesty, even if we have to beat it out of her.

>>35462104

Goddamn this phone!

Also, it's time she stopped running away and took goddamn responsibility for herself. Not us, not our friends but herself, her life and her actions before she tears us and herself apart.

"Oaths are important. Not because you make them but to the people you make them to. Are you really picking some dead Nazis over , our rag tag family and I?"

>>35462219
>>35462104
I would rather she not commit suicide, so I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

>>35462538
We did.
Like six or seven times really.

>>35462647

Yeah, but only two of those stuck legit.

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You are not going to kill the wolfu, because of a staggering dip in quality, so you instead start dancing around as fast as you can. “You made a promise with me too.” You say. “You swore we would be partners till the end. Maybe romantically? I don’t know, but you let me touch your abs, that means we are married too!” You say, then spin as a bullet tears your side off.

You regenerate your side and note she is a really good shot. You keep spinning around her, trying your best not to die from her shots- ow. Does she ever miss?! “Jager listen I am sorry that-“ Ow “I wasn’t able to stop her from” Ow ow. “taking you. I know sometimes I am not the best but-“ Bloody fucking ow!

You regenerate your body, and you notice she seems to pause in her attack for a moment. You can only imagine gears turning in her head, and then she tilts the gun slightly and fires. You barely manage to avoid it- HA! And then sonido forward. You leap on her, and push her to the ground. Her very fine officer’s hat goes off to the side and you get centimeters from her face. “Listen! There is no reason for us to fight! Why are you still struggling? What did I do to you? Jager, we are friends, super good friends, and this is just silly. You made promises to Sin-Fin, and to me, and you are just going to hide behind the lies of some dead men?” You ask.

“That is your problem.” She answers. “I remember that oath more than any I had with you. As of now I am more human than monster, though I suspect that is going to change soon.”
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You look at her throat and see her hole has grown a bit more, maybe the size of your pinky. “Ha ha! I see, the more hollowish you become the more you remember what great mates we are, and how you want to touch my fluffy tails and let me snuggle your abs.” You flex your arm stump. “Ah! So that explains why you missed! You remembered your Risa cat and got all affectionate didn’t you? You funny Jager. Ah, but even if I love you a bunch we have to talk about that self sacrificing thing you got going on. It is just a way of running away from your past, maybe feeling guilty about what you have done. Still, we can work it out when we are not in a Mendel base, you silly abs.”

You rub against her cheek, but she doesn’t respond, just staring at you. After you have rubbed against her enough she tilts her head, very slightly. “I do not miss.”

“What are you talking about, no need to be ashamed. I would totally miss you if I was trying to murder you too. Ah, even as a Nazi my Jager is a Jager.” You say happily.

“I do not miss.” She repeats.

You are about to tease her for being shy when an energy blast of hellfire mixed with nightmares and something sticky hits your back and you go skidding away. You feel the sticky strands of webbing covering you and struggle against it, then look up. Standing before a massive web like crack in reality is a creature of phenomenal beauty. Her top/front portion is that of a beautiful grey skinned woman. Naked, and with proportions that remind you of azzy, her every movement is pure sensual and would stir strange needs inside you if you had that sort of stuff. The fact she can remain sensual while being a giant spider monster from the hips down is even more impressive.
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You see a strange pulse of energy from several piercings and rings in her body, and your hollow eyes allow you to see piercings/bindings with a serial number, the swastika, and what looks like a wolf symbol of some kind. Did- did the Nazis tame a Lolth?

“Seriously? Bloody seriously?” You ask as the stench of a demon god tears through the room.

Jager calmly stands up, picks up her hat, and gently brushes off the dust. “An odd statement. It implies affection for another woman from me which, well I certainly do not object to those like that, I have never considered it for myself. I wanted a family since I was a little girl you understand. Though hearing it out loud makes me think it certainly requires some consideration, it is not that you are not physically attractive, but men are just rather, well.” She clears her throat and seems close to blushing, but avoids it. “They are rather lovely in their own way, don’t you think? Still, another woman is it? Another woman. I will think on what you said.” She says as the spider woman summons up black hellfire swirling with twisted, insane energy.

Pray to Pelor! “Seriously?!” You ask looking over at her.

“I suspect she will go back to her place when I return to being a husk. Do have fun.” She says.

Damage: Moderate
Go juice: Low

“Well. This is going to be a challenge.” You say. “There is only room in this world for one woman with legs that make everyone swoon. Have at thee!”

You summon the last of your strength and charge.

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You limp through the now empty Mendel base. Jager’s sleeping form is leaning against you, and thick trickles of blood are flowing freely from countless open wounds in your body. One of your eyes is gone, and your left arm can’t quite figure out just what skin is supposed to be. You met up with your plant, but shrugged off any help, mostly because only most of your throat is back and talking is sort of annoying to do right now.
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>>35462862
we dark souls now. Does she have a sick sister we can force feed humanity? we seem to enjoy force feeding people.

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You make your way back to the entrance and see Caede waiting for you with the funny one. “Hey, you found her. Wah, what happened to you?” She asks.

You let out a gurgling sound, then punch your throat a few times until you make people sounds again. “Creepy naked chick on top of a spider. You know her?” You ask.

She blushes a little and scratches the back of her head. “Ah, yeah. She, uh. We’ve met. You okay Risa?”

Jager drools a little, and makes adorable sleeping sounds, so you nod. You pick her up like you were carrying your new bride, and she snuggles against you, happy in her little dream land. You sonido out of the base, and make your way back to the shrine. You change Jager’s clothes, hiding the Nazi outfit, and look around the shrine. You got hit pretty badly, it seems. Quite a few people are missing, and there are a few dead from Mendel’s forces.

You feel an overwhelming sleepiness, but barely manage to avoid falling over. You have stuff to do, don’t you? Just what was it though?

[] Sleep with Jager. You being sleepy is her fault anyway
[] Go talk to Hiroshi about stuff. He has stuff? Maybe stuff
[] Go see Azzy, ask her about her snazzy. Snazzle azzle.
[] Meh. Whatever. Please specify
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>>35462956

>[X] Sleep with Jager. You being sleepy is her fault anyway

>>35462956
Wait, where's Sin Fin?

>>35462956
Sin-Fin?

>>35463007
>>35463015
She is back at the shrine. She won the fight, just didn't have anything to really say when you came back all beat up.

It would have been selfish to wonder about goats with you in pieces.

>>35462956
>Go see Hiroshi

Begin planning operation FUCK MENDEL. Time to assault

>>35462956
>[] Go talk to Hiroshi about stuff. He has stuff? Maybe stuff

Get a tally up on the losses. Keep an eye out for Eve too

>>35463042
Oh, well that's good. I was worried that she somehow managed to lose to the masodemon through sheer anti-luck.

>>35462956
>[] Sleep with Jager. You being sleepy is her fault anyway

>>35463048
>Begin planning operation FUCK MENDEL.
Step one best include that god damn petting zoo. Fluffy alpaca is a high priority.

>>35463048
We're uh... I think we should take a day off to inventory everything stolen and sleep.

Aw fuck, they probably took asshole science scrub and the Lokitron.

>>35462956
[] Sleep with Jager. You being sleepy is her fault anyway

>>35463112
they probably took best scrub.

>>35462956
>[X] Sleep with Jager. You being sleepy is her fault anyway

>>35462956
>[X] Sleep with Jager. You being sleepy is her fault anyway

Don't forget to cuddle

>>35462956

She said she was out to recover "the specimen". Mendel may have been talking about the kid. That would mean Azzy may have come under attack.

>>35463399
I would pay to see her try.

>>35463066
I was worried that Mendel would calculate that Sin-Fin was likely to try to solo the demon due to Remember, and thus had a squad of freshly built soldiers to capture her when we left her behind.

Contingencies and all that.

>>35463399
We have been hit by some of the worst that humanity could throw at us today after being dewormed. We need a rest, man.

>>35463399
Mendel wouldn't survive the foreplay

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You limp into Jager’s room and look around. There isn’t too much damage in here, since she was helping out in the infirmary when she was taken. You smell something wonderful and look over to the corner of the room where some knitting supplies are. You see baby alpaca wool, and some needle things, and the start of a scarf. You look at the diagram for what she is making and see it is The Fourth Doctor’s scarf. Looks like after she got healed up she felt bad about your fight outside and was making your something to make up for it.

You feel all tingly inside and make your way over to her bed, throwing your clothes all over her room without any real care where they end up. You crawl under the blankets at the foot of her bed and poke your feet out to slip off the last of your outfit, then wiggle up through the bed and up to the pillows. You press against Jager and feel her warmth radiate through you, and you unconsciously let out a sigh of absolute relaxation. Even asleep Jager is used to dealing with you, and a moment later you feel her hands gently slip down your back and pull you even closer. She buries her nose into your hair and breathes deeply once, before sighing slowly and resuming her dreaming.

You smell apples, and feel your body temperature become equal to Jager’s, then you match your breathing to hers and drift off into t wonderfully relaxed sleep of your own.

Of course it doesn’t last.

You feel a presence whose very existence is a violation of yours. You instinctively cover yourself, but are unable to find any particular area that is the focus of the violation, so you end up just squirming around in void. Suddenly you see her, you but not, and she tackles you to an invisible ground. You try to get your legs under you, but her body keeps shifting impossibly and you can’t kick her off. Several tentacles, organisms that are her yet not, spill out of her mouth and slither over your body looking for-
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You know what? This is boring, we have seen this show before. “Monologue. Don’t you dare. Don’t you bloody-“ The channel changes.

Can you blame me? If you have seen one Risa vs Old Risa program you have seen them all. Well now, I wonder who else we pick up on this thing. The channel flips over a few boring programs, and oh, there we go.

Ahem, you are Caede, just Caede, daughter of Fuego and generally adorable person. You look up concerned and shhh, keep it down. We got this. You shrug and stretch in the early morning light. Last night you spent some quality time violating your new pet, one you picked up from storming a Mendel base, so you are feeling pretty refreshed. You are just about to decide what to do today when the phone rings. You roll over off the bed, your clean insect pattered pajamas making it easy to slide across the floor, and pick up the phone.

“Hello! Is Caede there?” A young man you recognize as Shinta from your class says.

“This is she.” You look at the clock. “It’s too early to call on vacation.”

“Hey listen!” He shouts, not listening as boys tend to do. “Can you come to the library and help us out with our homework! We got really behind, and if we don’t get some help we will be in major trouble!”

Humans. So unprepared. The us likely refers to him and his friends, you think, a group of boys who have become rather fond of conversing with you. Still, it has been a long night, and going out would require you to wear a human outfit.

[] Help them out, maintain the cover
[] They made their grave, not they have to lie in it.
[] Other, please specify
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>>35463669
>[] Help them out, maintain the cover

>>35463669
>[] Help them out, maintain the cover
Hey, Caede. Risa infection is you. This shit is the same thing that made Jager go all nutty that one time.

Enjoy.

>>35463669
>Help them out, maintain the cover
but we have to be adorably grumpy about it.
Adorably

>>35463669
[bothered fly noises internally]

>>35463669
>[] Help them out, maintain the cover
saying no is the cardinal sin of improv

>>35463669

Assist but engage in extortion. Make sure Fluffy is hidden so Risa doesn't eat him. Check to see if Risa is out of the shrine yet.

>>35463669
Hey! Last time we were here was when your dad went to his mentor. How's it been?

Anyway, get them to bribe you with treats, Caede! Something humans made that is tasty.

>>35463669
[] Help them out, maintain the cover

>>35463817
Maybe we should bring our pet for some roleplay, she can be our big sister, escorting us to the library

>>35463841
Yes, he owes you after this study group ends

>>35463854
Except Caede's pets are more prisoners that are getting horribly violated. Not exactly willing. Or, these days, necessarily cognizant.

>>35463906
We should start her on the path of reeducation for them. That or try to eat them

>>35463669
>[] Help them out, maintain the cover
On the one hand I want to see shrine adventures, but I want to see Caede school girl antics more.

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You think about it before sighing deeply. They are pretty useless without you, after all. “Fine, I will help you out. I’ll be really mad if you don’t take it seriously though. Also, you better bring snacks! Also you will owe me after this, okay?” You say and hear Shinta’s voice go up a pitch or two.

“That’s great! Thanks Caede, you are seriously a lifesaver! I already called up Naomi and the others, so don’t worry about it. We are all meeting up at noon, okay?” He says, then hangs up.

Damn it man, don’t blow this for us! You look up and then narrow your eyes. “Oh. You.” You say, and begin buzzing internally. Ha ha ha, hello! “What are you doing here? Go back to Risa, shoo!” Well she is having a nightmare, and that was very boring, so we thought you could use our help! We are super helpful! “You are a pest, and I have dealing with humans well in hand.” You say with a huff of pride. Come on, some of us are maybe human! You can’t just cast us out, we will be on our best behavior, promise!

You cross your arms and grumble. “Fine. Just don’t touch anything in there.” You say.

You get changed into a tasteful mini skirt, thigh high stockings, and a nice blouse. You put your shoes on and step out into a world that stinks. I mean it, every one of your demonic senses are heightened far beyond even Risa’s nose, and the individual smells all swarm around you making you want to devour all of it. You ignore it, used to the troubling feeling, and glance towards the shrine. Risa is in there, her smell is mixed in with Jager’s making you think they are very close. That makes you sigh in disappointment because it means you can’t just head-butt us back into her. You make your way down the steps and into the street, then go towards the library.
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You think to yourself “Listen, behave yourselves around these people okay? I managed to break into their group pretty well, and I am pretty sure a few of them suspect something is up with me with how they act. It isn’t easy to hide all the time.”

Best behavior! So who are these blokes anyway? “Shinta is on the football team, and is pretty good for a human. He really likes showing off, but it normally ends up with him just being reckless. Hiro is sort of a clown, but he manages to generally be more imaginative than his friends. Naoto is clever, for a human child anyway, but he is just as reckless as the other two when things come down to it. Naomi is Naoto’s sister, and keeps them in line while Erica is a, what do you call it, tomboy I guess?” You think.

Got it, so three boys, two girls. We can manage that. You walk past the “downtown area” and pass a Caucasian man. You smell something very, very off about him, and glance back. He has striking features, a fine stubble over his chin, and short black hair styled in a way that you think works for him. He is in fantastic shape, and he moves with the grace of a soldier. He raises his hand in a salute to another man, this one with longer brown hair, clean shaven, and is a different sort of handsome compared to the other man. They exchange simple greetings then walk into a bar. They smelled like warriors, and reeked of technosorcery

What should we do?
[] Spy on the men for a moment, they seem very out of place.
[] To the library, you cannot delay
[] Other, please specify
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>>35464298
[] Spy on the men for a moment, they seem very out of place.

>>35464298

>spy a moment, they seem out of place
>THEN TO THE LIBRARY

>>35464298
[]Spy on the men for a moment, they seem very out of place.

Let's be fashionably late. Can't have our project being too good.

>>35464298
>[] Spy on the men for a moment, they seem very out of place.

maybe they're up to something lewd

>>35464298
>[] Spy on the men for a moment, they seem very out of place.
Call me crazy, but they are probably American spys. There might be an attack about to happen.
Hate to ruin Caede time, but...

>>35464452

Nazi hunters are upon us. Damn you Wolfenstein!

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Damn it, you don’t have time for this. Still, after what happened last time they deserve a look. The bar is one that a local demon works at, a bottom feeder who doesn’t have the courage to choose a side. You step in, and buzz slightly at a woman who almost stops you. She nods and moves on, obeying the hierarchy of hell. You sit at a table behind the men at the bar, and have the woman sit down with you. The pair of you don’t seem out of place, thanks to some demonic magic, and you listen close.

“So you are getting used to it? The psych eval turned out okay?” The brown haired man asks causing the black haired man to scowl, and down a shot. “Nothin’ to be ashamed of Donny. Hell, all of us go through the shrink at least once a mission. These sorts of things, they ain’t made for men to know ‘bout. I found it helps to talk to a friend, I know I would have put a round in my head if I didn’t have people to talk to.”

The brown haired man looks at his glass in front of him, and you think about his speech. American, southern US. Hint of strange French creeping in. Louisiana you suspect. Donny, short for Donald you think, looks at him and sighs. “I know Vin.” Vincent probably “Not something I was raised to do.” He says, and while his accent is similar it lacks the French notes. Deep south, Georgia perhaps.

“Ha ha, your old man would tan your hide if he knew half the stuff you did when you was legit. Now you working for a contractor, doing impossible stuff, and you reckon his dead ass will be mad if you talk to people? Don’t make much sense.” Vin says and that elicits an amused chuckle from Don.
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>>35464861
Oah man, are Nazis going to be a thing now?

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“Yeah, suppose you’re right. Just hard to be on edge all the time.” He says and points out a drink to the bartender. As the man sets the clear liquid in front of him Donny sighs. “Plus I can’t tell if what we’re doing is right.”

“Desperate times my friend.” Vincent says downing his glass.

Don mumbles something you strain to hear then he stands with his glass. “To missing friends.”

“And to ever present enemies.” Vincent finishes the saying.

Donny spins and splashes the water on you and the demon you are sitting with. As soon as it touches your skin it burns with the blessing of the lord, and steam hisses off your body. Holy water! The bastard blessed it right in front of you and you missed it! You jump up, and step backwards out of the bar buzzing angrily, your spells becoming undone. “Now I may just be a dumb country boy, but anything that burns when receiving holy water probably ain’t on our side.”

“Not that the lord and all his angels are really that chummy with us either.” Vincent says reaching into his pocket and pulling out a blade that radiates with pure holy- Caede. That knife has been forged with pieces of the True Cross, and blessed in Mecca on the most holy of days. You may want to not get stabbed by it.

“Thanks for telling me, I know!” You shout running out of the bar, steam still rushing off of you.

You bump into someone, and they fall down with a cute cry as the men behind you charge. “Move! Damn it!” You shout.

“Hey that’s- Caede?” Erica asks looking at you covering your face where the twisted shape of your demonic form have begun to shine through. “What happened?”
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You can’t say anything, so she looks at the men behind you, then at the steam falling off of your body, and then the place you were in. She nods, grabs your hand still burning in holy water, and pulls you along. She pulls you this way and that, then stops and catches her breath. You can’t smell the humans who dared bare their fangs at you, but you are pretty sure you are hidden.

You feel the flesh start to fade on your hand and pull it away from Erica. You open your eyes enough to see a dark corner, and crawl into it as you try and put your body back together, but the holy water keeps undoing your work. “Caede are you okay? Did they get acid or something on you? Here let me look.” She insists.

“Stay back.” You say, and the demonic energy leaking out makes her freeze in place, terrified like a rabbit before a hawk. “Just. Just give me a minute.”

She looks at her hand and sniffs the holy water on her then tilts her head. “Hey, isn’t this just water?”

You need a lie. Damn it, do we kill her? Hey, make yourselves useful!

[] Make up a lie (What? Write in)
[] Tell her the truth. Because, you know, that’s a good idea
[] Other, please specify
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>>35465029
It's boiling water. I'll be fine in a few minutes. Get born in the wrong place, and you get G-Men after you.

>>35465029
>[x] Make up a lie (What? Write in)

>>35465126

Boiling water sounds good.

>>35465126
This works for me.
I get the feeling that they don't work directly for Mendel. Contractors they said? So who hired them.

>>35465029
>No, its got oils in it that I'm allergic too. Jesus freaks tried to street baptise me and now they're claiming I'm a monster.

fun fact, holy water has spices and oils

>>35465029
>[] Tell her the truth. Because, you know, that’s a good idea
Well, Caede is better with people. Maybe Erica will want to help her?

>>35465029
>>35465281
seconded

>>35465281
Holy water does?

I thought it only contained salt. Mind you, I don't want to give the game away, because that's pretty close to the truth.

>>35465029
>>35465281
>No, its got oils in it that I'm allergic too. Jesus freaks tried to street baptise me and now they're claiming I'm a monster.

I like this.

For the record it's probably just a better idea to run.
These guys seem to be from a different group then the usual humans we have to deal with. No science suits or ray guns, just priest gear so far. Investigating more might be dangerous though.

>>35465029
>>35465281
Did not know that. Seconded

>>35465575
Well yeah, probably a good idea just to run and hide from these guys.

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“They just threw something with some weird oil I am allergic to. Jesus freaks tried to baptize me and now they think I am a monster” You say. Boiling would leave evidence. “I’ll be fine, just give me a second.”

“Hey, we need to get you to the hospital.” She says and you feel something like a glamour form, though it takes all your energy to form it.

“No! No, I am fine. I’m fine.” You say looking over to her and hoping your illusion holds.

She narrows her gaze while you feel your multifaceted eyes twitch to and fro, nervous at the quality of your illusion. She finally nods. “You look okay. Are you sure?”

“Yezzzzzz” You reply, using your illusion to make it sound more normal.

She looks at you and nods slowly, her face only showing genuine concern. “Those jerks, people like that should be locked up. Hey, you want to go home? No one would fault you if you did.” She says.

Well do you- “No, I’ll be fine.” You say.

She nods and leads the way to the library, making idle human conversation. You send a mental buzz that you run this show, and you use her slow relaxed pace to form a better disguise. You make it to the library, a perfect disguise totally covering you. “Hey, hey!” Shinta says waving you over.

You smile, and let Erica take the lead, running a few checks on your disguise. You just smile calmly, and then feel someone poke you. “Hey Caede?” Erica asks.

“Ah, sorry. I was lost in thought.” You say nodding to indicate you want them to continue

“I was just telling them about those guys who jumped you.” Erica explains.

“Those jerks! Hey, if you need someone to walk with you just call me okay? Ah, damn it, it’s my fault! I shouldn’t have let you walk around alone!” Shinta scratches his head. “Got it, from now on I will escort you everywhere. It’s a man’s job to escort a lady after all.”

“Hey, I walked here alone too you know.” Erica huffs.
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“Gorillas don’t count as ladies.” Shinta says

You manage to break him out of Erica’s patented headlock 3000 and sigh. “Thank you, but it is not necessary.”

“Don’t worry about it! I can keep you safe!” He laughs.

A likely story, you think. He just wants to see if you are really human by examining your home. Wait, huh? “Still you can’t really blame them for trying to take Caede.” Naomi says smiling next to her brother.

You look at the two of them and note how similar they look, it’s probably the glasses. “Ah! I know what you mean!” Erica says hugging you from behind and rubbing her cheek against the back of your head. “She is so cute even I want to attack her. I am going to attack her. Hey, Caede, let me attack you okay?”

“I’m not cute.” You object. Yeah, you are a fearsome hell knight! Born to ravage heaven in hellfire and darkness.

“Ah, such a cute thing so cute! Got it, let’s get married.” Erica says.

“That isn’t how it works! Besides, we became friends with her first!” Shinta argues.

“Nyeah.” Erica sticks out her tongue. “You can’t appreciate her like I can. After all, I was the one who saved her today.” She says proudly.

“Only because I wasn’t there. If it was me I would have knocked those guys out!” Shinta argues.

“Oh? Big words from someone who can’t even beat me at football.” Erica snickers.

“Wanna bet?” Shinta growls.

“Interesting. Winner gets Caede?” Erica asks.

“Hm, you’re on!” Shinta shouts back. Don’t, like. Don’t shout in the library dude. People are trying to read. Also, just fuck already.

You find it enjoyable their mortal minds are falling and turning you into an idol to be worshiped in the place of Him, but weren’t you here to study?

[] Their grades are awful. Make them study now.
[] They won’t get anything done. Just let them play as they like
[] Other, please specify
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>>35466037
>[] Their grades are awful. Make them study now.

>>35466037
[] Their grades are awful. Make them study now

>Whoever manages to get an A on their next test gets to experience the Glory that is I Caede, Daughter of he who burns with the glory of a thousand suns!

>>35466037
>Their grades are awful. Make them study now.
It's important they see you not as some passive idol to worship, but as an authority figure to curry favor with.

They're competing with each other as if you're a prize, when they should be trying to make a case that they're worthy of your attention.

>>35466037
>[] Their grades are awful. Make them study now.
Practice cracking that whip.

>>35466037
>[x] Their grades are awful. Make them study now.

She might be a hellknight, but she'll be damned if she doesn't keep good company. Even as a totally not-adorable girl.

>>35466037
>[] Their grades are awful. Make them study now.

>>35466037
>Their grades are awful
>study NOW!
>We only rule because...well, friendship

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“Hm, yes, you are right. Blind idolatry is good, but it is best they follow me as a leader” you think. “A queen born to rule this tiny planet. “I am darkness! I am death!” You calmly lift the large book and slam it on the table.

They all jump and look at you, confused and Naomi gives a forced smile. “Caede?” She asks.

“You know.” You say calmly, looking as menacing as you can. “Both of you are stupid. Reeeeeaaaally stupid.” You continue. “If you don’t do this homework, and you don’t study hard then you won’t be able to advance to the next grade with us. Then what do you think would happen?”

Erica and Shinta pause, then look up for a moment. You can see the gears running through their heads, then then look at you in shock. “I won’t be able to take food from Naoto during lunch anymore!” Shinta explains.

“I won’t be able to play with your hair to heal my tired heart!” Erica points out.

These two- Seriously, what do they think school is? “Listen.” You say sighing. “If you truly wish to settle this, then study! Next semester we will have a test, and whoever scores highest will earn the privilege of pampering me!” You explain.

“Pampering?” Erica and Shinta say looking at you confused. Then they seem to realize something and nod resolute.

They sit down and tap their pencils rapidly against the desk. “Hey! Hurry and get started! We don’t have all day!”

“It’s good to see them motivated.” Naomi says with a gentle smile.

“Hmph, that is the way they should be.” You explain.
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“That wager, the winner gets to ‘pamper you’. Does it just apply for them?” She asks. I don’t like those quotation marks.

“It is only fair you all are free to enter the contest as well.” You say.

Naomi smiles, then adjusts her glasses. “I see. So this might be my chance to make you wear this and that, and say those things, huh? Fufufufu.” She smiles and you feel wicked intent from her.

“Oh, sister. Your tastes are as respectable as always.” Naoto smiles adjusting his glasses as well and getting on the same wavelength as her.

S-scary. “They are simply motivated! Now then, how shall I teach you?” You wonder.

Your group hits the books hard, with Erica and Shinta hitting the books with the sort of passion only idiots can muster, while Naoto and Naomi just mutter things to themselves while drawing up increasingly elaborate outfits. Hiro is the only one who performs normally, humming to himself while flipping through the book perhaps a little more enthusiastic than normal.

You see them working hard and decide to
[] Go get them a drink. You can’t have them falling over from exhaustion
[] Help one of them in particular study
[] Other, please specify
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>>35466615
>[] Go get them a drink. You can’t have them falling over from exhaustion

helping one means we'd have to help them all

>>35466615
>Go get them a drink
They asked us here to help them study. So we're going to help. Seriously these guys are helpless without us

>>35466615
>[] Go get them a drink. You can’t have them falling over from exhaustion

>>35466615
>[x] Go get them a drink. You can’t have them falling over from exhaustion

It is a bit degrading, but motivated and well-nourished subjects work harder and more intelligently and faster than starved and beaten subjects. If you cannot manage your empire properly, then you will be toppled in short order.

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>Hollows are Id
>no sex drive

>>35466948
Altered Id

>>35466615
>Help one of them in particular study
Are you insane? Getting them a drink means separating from the group, which means someone is gonna nab you.

>>35466979
To elaborate on my previous post, did you forget that someone literally tried to murder you like... an hour ago?

>>35466615
[] Go get them a drink. You can’t have them falling over from exhaustion

>>35467018
so they can attack the group and blow your cover wide open?

>>35467089
They seem too soft for the likes of that.

>>35467259
Deus vult.

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“Hmph. You seem to be doing well.” You say nodding.

They seem to be really into it now, and you don’t see much for you to do, so you decide to go get drinks. Risa gives you pocket money on the condition you don’t ask where it comes from, so you go looking for a drink machine. You find one outside and carefully make the selections which will make them work harder. You are rather studious towards their tastes. “Well, I am a demon of gluttony.” You grumble. That doesn’t seem to have anything to do with it.

You are about to argue when you feel someone behind you. You remember your previous altercation and begin to buzz slightly as you spin around, ready to turn the drinks into demonic projectiles. Behind you stands a group of teenage boys, one with his hair slicked back and his teeth crooked, another overweight, and the last with terrible posture. “Hey, hey cute girl, those are some nice stockings you got on.” The slicked back one says.

“Yeah, hey I wonder if her panties match.” The overweight one says.

“I-I like her hair.” The one with bad posture sniffs.

“How about you hang out with us for a while? Come on pretty girl.” The slicked back one says walking over.

Wah, they’re perverts. “So?” You think. “I am a demon, you do know that right? I do demonically dark demon things all the time.” You sigh inwardly. “In fact, these sorts are the kind I am most used to dealing with.”

“Hey, hey, I bet you have nice armpits.” The overweight one says.

“You and your weird tastes man.” The slicked back one says.

You make a fact that indicates you suddenly agree with what I said. See? See? “Look, I’m really busy. You have a fine eye for quality, but you must know your limits!” You explain.

The guys get into a formation around you. “Hey, don’t hurt our feelings. We will cry, ya know?” The leader says.
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“Huff huff. The nape of her neck is cute too.” Fatty says.

“We’re gunna flip your skirt.” Posture says.

“Do you always refer to people by their only distinguishing features?” You think as you summon some energy. I don’t have time to remember the names of little people.

Before you can send out a blast of energy that will fill their most tender areas with needle covered botflies Erica performs a flying kick into bad teeth’s back. He stumbles forward and falls and you see Erica make a dramatic pose. “You have guts to try and take Caede when she is with me! So long as my Caede sensor is working I will always come flying to the rescue!”

“Huh? What did you say?” Posture says.

“Allow me to explain!” Shinta yells from across the street. “The Caede sensor uses Erica’s animal senses, which have been sharpened through years of training, to activate her sixth sense! When ever Caede is in danger this super pervert-“ Shinta shakes his head. “I mean, this super skill will activate!”

“Y-You.” Tubby says. “B-but being kicked by a girl might be sort of nice.”

Shinta kicks a sign next to the library and it spirals through the air. It catches tubby on the corner and he goes down hard. Bad posture takes a few steps back. “S-shit. Damn kids.” He reaches into his jacket for a knife and you act.

Your eyes flash, and a small moth native to Asmodeus’ layer of hell forms in his stomach. His eyes go wide as he is shown the nightmare to end all nightmares. He falls down, yells, and then scampers up and runs away. You let out a huff of annoyance as Shinta and Erica lock arms. “Nice combo.” They say in unison.

“Caede are you okay? Honestly, you fall into danger so easily. It’s like you are cursed or something.” Naomi sighs. Well, I mean, you sort of are. By God.
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You flinch a little at the name, dropping one of the cans, and Naomi notices it. “Ah, I’m not angry. Drinks?” She asks.

“Yeah. You, well.” You look away. “You were working so hard you deserved a reward! I just thought I should get you something. Maybe.”

“Caede!” Erica says leaping onto you. “I am sorry I ever thought anything bad! Well, only a little, but you are so cute!”

“I’m not cute!” You object.

“Ah, hey. You guys were going to study yeah?” Hiro asks.

“And where were you two?” Shinta demands.

“Hm? Naoto was getting ready to call the cops, and I was letting the adults in the office know what was happening.” He explains. Good head on his shoulders, that one.

“It’s decided! We can’t leave Caede on her own anymore! From now on we must study at her house!” Erica shouts.

“W-wait! Hold on now.” This is getting bad.

Just then you feel it. A demon, and not some weak scrub tier thing. A noble of hell, but one far more dangerous than the low ranking things you have fought. You look around, but can’t see it, but you know it has to have seen all of you. It must have smelled you use your power, and now it sees you being friendly with the- ah, sorry. Now it sees you being pampered by your minions. This is bad. This could be really bad.

[] Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den
[] try and lure the demon out on your own.
[] Other, please specify
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>>35467794
It outranks you doesn't it? Probably best to try going to the shrine.

Or get backup somewhere else.

>>35467794
>[] try and lure the demon out on your own.

If this doesn't make us not cute nothing will.

>>35467794
>[x] Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den

I'd like to say that the voices were planning this all along, but there's no real chance that we were this clever.

>>35467794
>[x] Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den

Slice of Life plus demon fights. HQR, please never change.

And people should understand the ownership rules by this point. Plus better backup is at the shrine.

>>35467794

To the shrine. They don't have to know it's home though.

>>35467794
[] Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den

Best Idea Ever

>>35467794
>Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den
God fucking damn Azure. You just can't stop putting us into high risk situations with vaguely likeable people.

>>35467924
True, you could just act like it's some place you study after school or whatever. Also I forget, aren't most shinigami and arrancar still invisible to normal people?

>>35467918
To that end: hey Caede, Risa has a collar-shaped artifact from Asmodeus meant to infuse someone with Lust. If you wear it, I'm pretty sure you'll gain access to her domain as well as Gluttony.

All you need to do is get in Risa's pants. Literally.

>>35467794
>[] Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den

>>35467998
Jager already called dibs.
If you get in good with Azzy, that might help, but...

>inb4 Plant steals Caede's thunder

>>35468020
>>35467920
>>35467948
>>35467918
So, what's our lie about the nature of the shrine? Crazy aunt we're staying with and our extended family as our father seeks THE MANLIEST FORM OF GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT THERE IS? Tell the truth and say we were adopted?

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You make annoyed insect noises internally. This is going to be tricky to pull off, and if things go badly they may end up as fodder for a psychopath with a mean sadism streak. On the other hand, there is a demon after them now, so at the very least you have to keep them safe. You sigh and nod. “Fine, I will take you to where I-“ You are about to say study, but an arm wraps around you so you can’t finish.

“Lead the way!” Erica shouts pumping her fist.

You grumble as you make your way through the streets, the group following behind you. You feel the stare of the demon follow you every step of the way. You do your best to keep yourself in crowds, since it seems intent on hiding itself(Not that you can blame him what with the staggering number of angels currently stomping around this city) so that makes it easier.

>>35467998
Her pants? Literally? Wha- hold on! I'm not that sort of girl! I mean, I am but, not romantically! What are you asking here!?
>>35468068
Asmodeus sort of scares me. A lot.

You finally make it to the shrine, and feel the demon back off a little. “Okay, well this is where I-“ You start.

“Eh? You live in a shrine? Cool! Hey, last one up these stairs eats bugs!” Shinta shouts. You think you take offence to that.

“Caede in a shrine maiden outfit. Fufufufu.” Naomi smiles wickedly, and laughs in a way that Naoto echoes.

“Ah, thanks for putting up with them Caede.” Hiro says before climbing up the long walk.
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>>35468254
I'm just kind of hoping that they're all invisible?

>>35467794
>[] Take them back to the shrine. It isn’t perfect, but you doubt they will storm the lion’s den

I want to see how they react to auntie Risa and Jäger

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Well, it should be fine. Your group walks up the stairs, and you finally catch up to Shinta and Erica. They are standing in front of a figure in a torn up punk T-shirt held together with safety pins and long legs that make you want to bite your lip and go “Damn.” Risa Schrodinger, The Laughing Genocide, crosses her arms and glares at the two of them.

“One of you are probably Loki. We know what happens to Lokis around here. I saw how you jumped those stairs, ya muggy cunts, so which of ya is loki?” Risa demands.

“Huh?” Erica blinks.

Uh oh.

[] Tell her they are with you so they should be cool
[] Distract her
[] Other, please specify
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>>35468389
Scream auntie and hug her in an appropriately passive aggressive fashion.
If you're lucky, she'll catch on; plus Caede is cute enough.

>>35468389
>[] Tell her they are with you so they should be cool

>>35468389
>>35468427
seconded

>>35468389
>[x] Distract her

"David Bowie is doing a live concert in Akihabara in 10 minutes. Iggy Pop and the Stooges are the opening act."

>>35468389
[] Tell her they are with you so they should be cool

Auntie Risa! Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends!

>>35468389
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bring out...THE LASER POINTER.

Should also mention the giant demon following us. It's just stupid sounding enough to be blown off by the retinue.

>>35468389
>[] Other, please specify
"They're students and I'm helping them study stuff."

Appeal to her delusions of being a person that cares about education.

>>35468561
Oh right, maybe we can distract her with violence.

>>35468653
This might work as well. Could backfire horribly as well.

>>35468653
You realize she may want to help teach them?

>>35468753
Sounds like fun.

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“We look nothing alike, how will that work?” You think. Fine, let your mates get offed by an insane old god who walks within the realm of death and life, ever dreaming of forever, yet never knowing what is true.

You laugh and hug her. “Oh, auntie Risa, you are so funny!” You laugh.

“I ain’t yer aunty. You are no child of the family of Schrodinger. In fact, your family is bugs! Demon bugs! I ruin everything for you!” Risa shouts.

Looks like Risa needs to get a stabbing. “Wah! Caede, your English is really good.” Naomi says.

“You know what they are saying?” Erica asks.

“N-Not even a little. I think they know each other since they are hugging” Shinta says.

“Wait, what?” You ask.

“That’s right! I was here for a reason. Caede, have you seen Monologue?” She asks.

Sh, don’t tell her we are here. “Yes.” You reply. “Yes I have.” Judas!

“Ha! That was a trick question! You can’t see a monologue!” Risa says then sticks out her tongue. “Dumbass.”

“It’s very nice to meet you.” Naomi offers a bow. “I am Naomi. I am very sorry for intruding today.”

“Ah, I am Erica! Please treat me kindly!”

“Shinta.”

“Hiro”

“I am Naoto. A pleasure.”

Risa looks at them, then narrows her eyes. “I have no idea what they said, but I am going to assume they told me it would be a fantastic idea to go consume a staggering amount of things that are bad for me. I agree. If you see Monologue tell her we are out of eggs.” Risa explains waving and walking towards her room.

I just bought eggs yesterday! Four dozen eggs! The bloody hell do you do with all those eggs?! You blink then look back at them. “Ah, she said we don’t have much, but you should make yourselves at home. She will try not to bother us.” You say in a cold sweat.

“She seemed really sleepy.” Erica says.
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“She works nights!” If by work you mean did all the drugs. “So she was just on her way to sleep. Ha ha.” You laugh weakly then look up. “What the hell was that all about?”

Hm? Oh, that. Yeah, Risa doesn’t actually speak Japanese, I generally translate for her speaking parts and her listening parts. Without me there I guess she can’t communicate with anyone. “And you are doing the same for me?” You wonder. Well, technically, for them. Functionally the same end result though. “You knew and didn’t tell me.” You buzz angrily. You tried to sell me out, I think that makes us square.

“So where do we study at?” Naomi asks.

“R-right! This way!” You say.

The actually sort of full shrine seems pretty empty to the kids, as the majority of the people there are actually in spirit form. You take them to an empty room in the middle of the shrine and sit down, letting out a sigh of relief. So far so good. Eventually the light starts to fade, and studying turns into discussions about random things.

“Hey, hey. You know I heard on the third floor girl’s bathroom it comes out you know. The spirit of a dead girl who killed herself after being rejected by a senpai.” Naomi says making Erica shake.

“Th-there is no such thing as ghosts, right?” She asks.

Naomi starts to tell another one, but the door opens up and Hiroshi stands in the doorway, looking totally healed. Everyone but you screams at his sudden arrival in black robes, but he just blinks. There is one right there! You make some signals you hope he picks up on, but he doesn’t even look at you. “Ah, Caede-chan’s friends? Thank you so much for taking care of her.”

“Are you the head priest?” Hiro asks.

“Mmm, something like that. Oh, doing homework? Ha ha, putting it off to the last minute is a good way to live. Still it is getting late.” He hums to himself.

“Yeah, I suppose it is. Our moms will want us home soon.” Shinta sighs.
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You can still smell the demon watching the shrine so you are about to object but Hiroshi just casually strokes his beard. “Ah, will you be alright like that? Hey, how about all of you just spend the night up here? That way you can study, and finish up your work.” He explains.

“Is it really okay?” Naoto asks.

“Well, you seem like good kids, since Caede-chan is friends with you. I don’t see why not. Just make sure you get permission first. There is a phone in my main office over here.” He points and the others get up and run off to find it.

“Thanks.” You sigh. Hiroshi is a good sort.

“Well, bringing humans here must mean there is a good reason for it. Are you sure you will be alright though?” He asks.

“Yeah, the demon watching us won’t come in here.” You reply.

He smiles lazily. “No, I meant the people in the shrine. All of us are sort of eccentric you know.”

You frown as you smell the more powerful beings in the shrine become aware of humans in their territory. You glance out a half open window and see the moon is full, making everyone a little wild.

It is going to be a long night, you think.

Hollow Quest Redux 111 end!

Alright, how about we end it here? Running two days in a row seems a little taxing, so we can pick up from here next time! Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc.

Far fewer happenings this time around I think. How did you like the Caede play?
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>>35469225

I liked the Caede portion.

She's evil and helly and competent but also adorable and cares more about her frie- minions than she is comfortable admitting.

>>35469225
The most unkawaii person in the shrine.

>>35469225
Thanks for running dude. Caede is not my favorite ... but I suppose everyone needs screen time.

>>35469225
She's adorable

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>>35469271
I see! Well, she does her best to be the best hell knight she can be!
>>35469299
I am uncertain what you mean!
>>35469331
Thanks for playing dude! Ah, even if you do not find her your favorite, at least hope you had fun!
>>35469363
I am glad you feel that way, but she is not adorable! She is a hell knight! Baptized in fire!

>>35469225
Thanks for running.

Jager drama is quite the draining endeavor (muh wolfu).

as for Caede time, you know that one anon that always complains about a feeling of lack of progression in SoL? That anon is me DIO! I like Caede just fine.

will the paladins be more of a thing in the future?
hidey demon is hellwyrm isn't it?

>>35469405
Kinda surprised THE GREAT ME didn't make an appearance there. Dear god how will that end up going...

>>35469405
Thanks for the thread Azure!

The wolfu stuff damn near killed me. SoL is a great break from the CHARACTER YOU LOVE MOST IS ABOUT TO BE TURNED INTO A MENDEL NAZI!

>>35469405
Did NAZI Jager ever meet this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI

>>35469421
Thanks for playing

Well, she got some stats out of it, and she looked killer in that uniform so it is worth it.

I tried to make it feel like things are being accomplished in this down time. Is it any better than before?

I was actually thinking of making them the target of the scene change at first! I was also thinking of doing omakes of them, or something else. I do hope to make them more included at least!
>>35469444
The greatest light can only show himself after the greatest darkness. Look to the east, when all seems lost. You shall find him there!
>>35469506
Thanks for playing!

Ah, well Mendel does want Jager quite badly. I thought we could maybe use a small break from constant change, but I will have you know she was a Nazi all her own!
>>35469513
Ha ha ha, I wonder! It might explain some things!

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>>35469548

Is Mendel ever going to be hoisted by her own petard? Like she tries to summon or create an anti-Risa thing but ends up creating something that takes control of everything and leaves her powerless and dispossessed? It's a little frustrating that she's a villain who we haven't ever personally seen and seems to have nearly perfect counters to everything we do.

>>35469548
>I was actually thinking of making them the target of the scene change at first! I was also thinking of doing omakes of them, or something else. I do hope to make them more included at least!

well, I do like me some omakes.

(potential) Antagonists were introduced and Caede got some spotlight. So things did actually happen.

I just generally don't care for slice of life.

Just consider me the statler and or waldorf of SoL except not funny or a piece of felt with a hand up my backside.

>>35469702
if the counters were perfect Risa would be ded.


Also, I still think Jager could pull off a beret, a military beret. maybe Risa should get her one.

>>35469702
That does seem to be the classical end result of the mad scientist type characters, but as >>35469783 pointed out her counters are hardly perfect. If they were they would be dead.
>>35469741
Wait, you aren't a piece of felt with a hand up your backside? That- but- How do you function?
>>35469783
Yes, Jager probably could pull off a beret.

AH, that reminds me. Halloween falls on a friday doesn't it? I don't think I have anything due that day either, and I am not really sure I want to go out.

Hm, I will have to do something cool for that holiday.

>>35469783
>Risa would be ded
Risa would be missing her hollow hole and about as crazy as living Jager.

>>35469225
Archived.
Thanks for the thread

>>35469871
That would be strange as hell. Slowly going Sane.

Having other people try to calm Risa down with sweedish fish and Dr.Who knick nacks.

>>35469548
>she looked killer in that uniform
Does she get to keep the uniform?

>>35469871
>>35469905
Risa would have a monocle and make astute statements about the economy. She would then sip her tea, and sit in her study reading about important events.
>>35469885
Thank you for reading/playing and for archiving!
>>35469915
Yes, it is hidden in her closet.

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Is it something like this?

potential model for any drawfags out there wink wink

>>35469702
Yeah, fighting Mendel is a little bit like fighting Batman, and Batman is incredibly frustrating to fight. Plans upon plans upon plans, and you can never ever be sure if you are rid of them or not.

It's like Loki except without his obvious weakpoint that can be used to bait him into the open.

>>35469981
Ha ha, well if you want to think of it that way by all means!
>>35469986
Key difference is Mendel probably can't take a punch like Batman

>>35469950
Huh.. can we get an Omake of sane Risa?

>>35470045
Is Mendel afraid of clowns too?

>>35470088
It would not be particularly interesting I think, but maybe sometime!
>>35470091
Mendel is not afraid of clowns. Just like Batman.

>>35470117
>Not be particularly interesting

Risa herself no. The shellshocked reaction and fear of those around her... Possibly.

>>35470138
Nah they'd all think it was just her being a different sort of crazy. Unless the hollow hole was missing. Then there might be worry.

>>35470156
Err...
>-Be like water: You have no form, and thus have no fatal points. Can totally hide your hollow hole and mask if you are arrancar. Can extend body and shift radically.

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>>35470117
issue #35 sez different

kinda miffed a lotta /co/mrades haven't put 2 and 2 together realized the arc is just going to be a dream. the fear toxin hallucination line on page 7 yah dummies!

>>35470117

Curious what you meant by saying Jager wouldn't be killed by the drop in quality. Quality of what now?

>>35470215
But he is vengence! He is the night!

>>35470362
Er, huh. Sorry, in which context?

>>35469986

At least when Batman comes a knocking, he usually does so by swing-kicking in the face or a showdown where you at least get to see him and vent. Or you know, any JLA members he brings along.

Plus, he has such an interesting rogue's gallery to hang out with in Arkham Asylum.

>>35470372
Yes, he's my favorite rip off of the Shadow too but TDK increased Joker popularity so much he's Batman feared arch enemy because HE"S SO EVIL AND CUHRAZY! instead of just being a great foil to Batman.Damn Death of the Family was so subpar.

Also, FYI DC is releasing a Neal Adams Batman Omni in June.

>>35470397

Long speech about responsibility, damn you phone, concerns about Jager suicide, and your post said something about a staggering drpp in quality not being likely to cause that.

>>35470397
I think he's referring to Risa fighting Jager. Monolog says something to the extent of Risa not killing Jager which would cause a staggering drop in quality or some such.

Seems pretty straight forward. Risa wouldn't kill Jager because every thing would become awful forever.

>>35470571
Yeah, people just bitch endlessly over their wolfu

remember DESTRUCTION Jager?

>>35470608
>Shudders
Yes I remember that monster from that damn poker game.

I Joined the quest well after that... seeing that in the archies was awful. I couldn't believe it.

Dumbest fucking choices made by anons. Clearly have won the game Big bad bug is getting up to leave! NO WE NEED THAT POWER BECAUSE UHHH IT'S CLEARLY A TRICK ITS YEAH! THATS WHAT THIS IS THATS THE GOOD OPTION RIGHT?

The ~ is a godsend.

>>35470520
Oh! Yes, monologue was saying your quality of unlife would dip quite a lot if you killed the wolfu. No more snuggles or ab rubbing

>>35470669
archives*

>>35470669
an anon confessed to samefaggin 7 votes

>>35470671

Ah, indeed. That makes sense. Also, we are going to get to that zoo one way or the other. Damnit, Sin-Fin actually expressed interest in something.

>>35470690
So it was an idiot who samefagged who then regreted his stupidty?

I'd say just deserts if it didn't cause an undue amount of stress. God that was awful.

>>35470671

Did Sin-Fin actually eat masochism demon or did she just remember him out of existence?

In the same vein, did Risa get anything for noming the spider queen, or is that pretty much a no because of the cinematic victory?

>>35470741
>Risa-spider with 8 sexy risa legs

>>35470699
Yes. Also remember Jager is making a baby alpaca wool scarf for Risa
>>35470741
Risa didn't eat the spider lady, she managed to punch it until Jager went to nap land, and then she went right back to hell.

Sin-Fin just kept making it remember until it stopped getting back up.
>>35470669
Ah, well it all worked out. A delightful surprise to hear players are still joining in so late in the quest.

>>35470811
Aye I'm newish I joined about.. 10 threads ago or so? Archive made for a helluva weekend binge.

I was initially attracted... due to butts in the op. Not proud of it but that's how it is.

Will say it's been one helluva ride from start to present.

One or two ugly threads in there... But overall it's fucking fantastic.

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>>35470811

the dream >>35470762 is dead

>>35470904
I have arachnophobia. I am pleased by this result.

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>>35470940
Isolation from your fears will not help you overcome them.

>>35470811

I'm now imagining Caede trying to explain why her aunt is walking through the temple grounds with a living, very clearly confused kid (baby goat) under each arm and a determined look on her face. I'm also a little surprised they could see Risa, who is a hollow.

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>>35470973
God damnit.

>>35470811

Kind of a side thought, did we get any spxp from this installment?

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>>35470893
Ha ha, thanks. Once the butts grab you they shall never let you go. My dark plans are nearing completion, soon the butts will be all!

Glad to have you on!
>>35470904
Risa has enough legs! Besides, she is a shapeshifter! If you really needed more we could make infinite legs! We could be made only of legs!
>>35471003
Risa can choose to be seen, she is just so dense, spiritually, it is hard to miss her. Sin-Fin will pet the goats one way or the other. Or the world dies today.
>>35471131
You did not, but others got stuff. Sharing is caring, and all that.

>>35470973
Onii-chan~ am I kawaii~?

>>35471217

Acceptable on no specific personal gains. Who of our crew got what? Also, who of our crew is presently off in Mendel space and/or dead that we would know about?

>>35471217

Best scrub. Where is Best Scrub.

>>35471217

Does Sin-Fin typically eat what she kills? I mean, she is a hollow, but at the same time I can't really imagine her doing something as deranged as eating another living soul.

>>35471217
what about infinite butts?

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>>35471264
Jager got some stars and an unlock not on her sheet. Caede got a power boost, and plant is infinite.
>>35471292
At home, hopefully studying!
>>35471302
Not that you have seen.
>>35471306
When the butts are all they are infinite, but without thighs there will be nothing to compare them to, and thus the butts will also be zero.

>>35471367
we gonna do anything with Yuuki ever?

>>35471461
If azzy doesn't eat him.

Well, I am calling it here. If I wake up and see questions I will answer them or you can just hit me up on the various stuff I have.

Goodnight!