inb4 panzer

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>>35513080

Eventually you reach the Quonset hut that houses the reclusive Sanyan. There's no sign or markings outside, but it stands near a row of huts designated as temporary barracks – just crash-pads for pilots staging out of the little airstrip for a week, or pilots who crash-landed or were forced down by weather. You knock loudly, wondering if Sanya's managed to seduce another barracks of men with her adorable charms, or if you'll be greeted by a suspicious WAC with her maternal instincts in overdrive.

Instead, the door simply swings open to reveal a dark, smokey void within. The scent of incense and cigarette smoke overwhelm you.

No greeting is issued – the door just hangs there on silent, oiled hinges in silent invitation.

>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.
>HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO? SAAAAAAAANYAAAAAA!? 'ELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>other?

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
"Minya has the guy with the grenade, Luccini has the bulldozer, and I have chocolate. You can come out now."

>>35513130
Minna. Pardon my no-brain-ness. And don't ask me to spell the Itialian's name.

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

chew the cigar make a face and walk forward with eyes of steel and chocolate in hand

>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

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>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.
Sweep n clear, team

>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.
Well now this is disturbing.

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>>35513080
>Yoshika's face when

>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
>>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

also no need for new threads until we hit page10.

>>35513129
>So tired of catchpa god dammit.
Planefag you cheapass bastard, what's your email address so I can buy you a pass

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>>35513102
[X] BREACH AND CLEAR

>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

>We have to rape whistle.
I like this omen....

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Anybody archived the previous thread yet?

>>35513220
pic related

>>35513246

I did~

>>35513208

>giving moot money.

You're trigger me.

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>>35513226
>We have to rape whistle.

>mfw

>>35513130
Seconding.

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>>35513291
Don't knock it till you try it. I can't tell you how nice it is to tell the catchpa to fuck off.

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>>35513102
Reposting because the other thread was dwindling to dead anyways.

Arwen-chan is the classiest and lewdest Stroke-Witch.

She may or may not show up in a thread

>>35513403
You do nice work.

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>>35513092
<3
>HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO? SAAAAAAAANYAAAAAA!? 'ELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>35513390

Typing numbers isnt hard.

And moot a sjw

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>>35513102
>I've seen better acts in cornfield mazes. Go in.

As my friend Ryoma always says...

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>>35513463
Panzer spotted!~

>>35513403
Who is that?

>>35513490
Arwen-chan.

Also known as Inquis. Maximum slut.

>>35513403
Penis earrings.

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>>35513505
Ah. Her.

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>>35513540
DA. WITH THE BLOWJOB HANDLEBARS.

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>>35513487

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>>35513591

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>>35513553
She's not the only witch with those.

>>35513463
In after panzer.

>>35513553
planefag/Inquis

Shipping time? Shipping time.

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>>35513638
GhostdivaxWyvern OTP

We need Sanya x Young lewds. Where are they, comrades?

>>35513638
>>35513657
Do it!

>>35513638
but the only way to ship Arwen is with everyone.

>>35513665
We had them awhile ago. They were pretty dark.

>>35513657
Ghost/Fronk.

>>35513665
LITTLE SISTER IS NOT FOR LEWDS
As hilarious as Katya retroactively becoming youngspawn would be
>>35513672
it was yandere with a side of cannibalism right?

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You snort. You've seen better acts in cornfield mazes back home, especially when old man Bronson was playing the chainsaw murderer, because by the time the older kids got their turn 'round 10PM he was three sheets to the wind and none too careful about how he swung that old chainsaw around when playing the part. Especially the time he finally fell on it and Robin had to patch him up. Blood everywhere; you were convinced Robin had finally snapped and ripped his heart out with her bare hands. It was fucking *awesome.*

Into the darkness you stride, rolling your cigar around in your mouth, and nearly trip over a duck.

“WAUK!” you and the duck exclaim as one as the mallard bolts for the cover of the surrounding darkness. The windows seem to have been covered with oilpaper, rendering the interior a dark, gloomy affair.

“The fuck is this?” you demand of the duck. It waaaks at you from underneath an old sofa nearby and stays put.

“Dis be da home away from home, no?” a sultry, sexy voice croons from the darkness ahead.

Behind you the door latch clacks quietly, and you're plunged into the fragrant gloom.

“He da one?” a male voice asks from behind you.

“Da same,” the sexy voice replies. “He's strong in da art. Ah 'kin feel 'im from 'ere, I can.”

>>35513666
>Inb4 Wyvern gains sentience and starts seducing Fronk

>>35513672
You gonna post a link or not?

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>>35513403
>>35513490
>>35513505
>>35513540
>>35513553
>>35513638

Why must you torment me so?

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>>35513699


“... Sanya?” you ask the darkness.

“H-here,” a tentative voice calls. As your eyes adjust to the gloom, you can make out the rest of the sofa the duck is hiding under. Sanya's white hair stands out first; the bulky dark form of your flight jacket still draped around her shoulders.

“You made some new friends, didn't you Sanya?” you say dryly. Sanya's reply is interrupted by a squeak of suprise. A shadowy form next to her on the couch leans over the back, and you hear the small “dunk” of a hand whapping a head.

“Doan go rubbin dat on da poor girl, ya halfwit,” the sexy voice says with irritation. “Does she look like a black'un to you?”

“The ears and tail are,” a sullen female replies.

“You shoudn' be mixin dat mess up dis early anyhoo. What's witchoo?”

“I jes-”

“You jes nuthin. Git, now.”


>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!
>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.
>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

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>>35513638
Sorry, planefag is already taken.

I wonder how Ian feels about this

>>35513699
>Dat talkin

Dis be Bridgette's predecessor oui?

>>35513720
>>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

>>35513720
>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513720
>>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513720
>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513720
>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.

>>35513720
>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

Subtly has never been our strong point

>>35513724
>Ian

Sean. Sean was the one who shacked up with Mio.

Sean was also the only one of the three to take his witch's last name instead of vice-versa. Makes you wonder a bit.

>>35513720
>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

HOW ABOUT NO

>>35513720
>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513720
>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!
Toss the chocolate to Sanya.

>>35513696
>>35513672
The cannibalism was pretty dark, yeah. But I think something new might be nice.

>>35513720
>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.

What the hell are these bayou witches doing in England?

>>35513720
>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.
Let's not get drunk at the drop of a hat.

>>35513720
>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.
On a side note, let's offer Sanya the M&Ms.

>>35513720
>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513720
Deploy flashlight.

>>35513720
>"Well, I'm sure you are all wonderful people, but we have vital business we have to get to." ABSCOND WITH THE SANYA

>>35513720
>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.

>>35513699
Robin is a heal witch? Or was this normal patching?

>>35513743
sounds 'bout right.
>>35513720
>>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

>>35513720
>Drink
>Offer Sanya Drink
>Offer new friends Drink
>Drink

>>35513720
>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!
>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

I thought we punched this lady over the horizon. Didn't we?

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>>35513806
Pic related

>>35513720
Dammit, it's Baron Semedi's concubines all over again

>>35513720
>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

>>35513720
>>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513763
She had higher social standing in Japan than he did, so it was proper for him to do so.

>>35513790
Oh, hey, yeah, flashlight. Let's do that!

>>35513763
>Makes you wonder a bit.
>"I am going to fuck you until it's rape."
Makes sense to me

>>35513720

ALCOHOL

>>35513720

>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!

>>35513720
>>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

>>35513836
What was Sean's actual surname again?

>>35513849
Roarke.

>>35513849
Sean McIrishSurName

>>35513801
Robin is a pyro witch, so I assume mundane first aid.

>>35513720
>>I don't know WHAT the fuck's going on, but alcohol can only improve things!
Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

>>35513867
Might be both for all we know.

>>35513854
>>35513858
There! Thanks Man.

>This sword style has been passed down the Sakamoto-Roarke Family for generations!

>>35513720
>RELINQUISH THE SANYA, YOU FREAKS.

>>35513867
She cauterized the wound, of course.

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>>35513897
Chibi-tanks you say?

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>>35513849
>>35513854
>>35513858
Sean Roarke.

According to Patton, Sean's gnome powers are a trait inherent to the Gaels (or something probably the or something here), and that he could SENSE when the Martians were fixing to hit the castle, which was why he was up.

He knew something was wrong, he just didn't know what. The skin in between his shoulder blades itched. The hair on the back of his neck stood up. He could almost SMELL the enemy.

So he went to his leader, US, and then we all proceeded to REK MARTIAN CUNTS.

>>35513896
No, he didn't know Robin was a witch until she surprised him.

>>35513720
>>Yeah lets, like, just, not touch fucking anything, what the hell is with these people.

>>35513858
>>35513854
Wait, what does Sean look like? I've got a weird theory.

>>35513895

>generations.

yeah, like, two.

The shit Kenji knows was taught to him direct by his grandfolks, who cooked it up.

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>>35513925
Sean was Radar right?

>>35513932
Waah, Ghost killed the joke! I kid

>>35513925
The term he used was outrider, yeah?
>>35513932
Impressive. Kenjiquest when?

>>35513982
Sean is our radar operator, yeah.

>>35513982
>>35513986
Radar and outrider, yeah.

I want to see how the Gaels used it in medieval warfare.

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>>35513986
>Kenjiquest
A MANLY PICNIC. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels.

>>35514002
"Hey everybody wake up there are faggots trying to kill us about"

>>35513986
>Kenjiquest
>all that happens is that he fixes up strikers and then tries to get Merlin alone in vain

>>35513997
>>35514002
I do hope all the crazy stuff he saw as outrider didn't riddle his brain when he got older.

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>>35514017
>mfw I am literally having whiskey and pretzels at this very moment

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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>>35513932
>russians attack
>kenji defends Merlin with crazy gnome sword skills

When, ghost? WHEN!?

>>35514031
>It's just two threads of tech porn- thread one is lovingly-written striker work, thread two is obscenely descriptive sword forms
I'd read it

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>>35514051
Ahahahawafagraghjyl

>>35514063
Kenji learns new sword technique from Castlevania Alucard

Calling it for AHAHAHA NERVOUS LAUGHTER DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING with a side of GIVE ME MY COSSACK BACK PLEASE KTHX.

WRITAN!

>>35514063
Well considering Kenji didn't come with the Squadron when we went to Western Poland, not anytime soon?

>>35514063

>Implying Kenji isn't really-

wait. haha, spoilers

>>35514084
>thread one is lovingly-written striker work, thread two is obscenely descriptive sword forms

That's basically the tech equivalent of "Dragonriders of Texas" man!

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>>35514103
God dammit, Ghost. 89 needs more fightan characters who wear pants!

>>35514163
>>35514103
>>35514103
>>35514163
Inb4 Kenji is actually Ryu Hayabusa

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>>35514163
Yes. Yes it does.

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Meanwhile in Beijing...

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>>35514350
PATRIOTS BEST HAND-EGG FIGHT ME NERDS!

Planefag, ya messed up the tags for the thread. Again.

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>>35514330
>Red's sword style vs the Sakamoto-Roarke style
>One night only at the Korakuen Hall

>>35514381
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“Well,” you say, looking around the gloomy room. The couch Sanya's sitting on is across what looks like a sizeable room; at least half of the Quonset hut has been commandeered by... whoever the fuck these people are. “Okay. Please don't rub anything on the little Cossack, thanks.”

“Ahh, he jealous?” the man behind you chuckles. “Erry'body wans rub dat little'un, y'know? Dem ears.”

“Dat tail,” the sultry woman croons.

“Dat ass-OW!” the young voice lurking behind the sofa exclaims.

You advance through the room, carefully picking your way over the many ornate rugs laid across the rough plank flooring. You nearly jump out of your skin when a curtain of fine, clear-glass beads brushes your face.

“Ah, doan be worryin 'bout da décor, hon,” Miss Sultry giggles. “It ain' goan bite'cha.”

You put your foot down on something thick, roundish, and wiggly. It whips around, the narrow arrow-head of a BIG fucking snake bolting right for your gonads.

“He will, tho.”

You snatch the snake more adroitly than a Marine aviator and fling it away with some difficulty – the python's BIG, and muscular. You hear it hissing wickedly in the dark recesses of the hut, nursing its umbrage... and biding its time.

“C'mere, honey,” Miss Sultry keeps crooning. “Come on closer. Let maman get a lookit'cha.”

These people are starting to freak you the fuck out. You come from a whitebread town in BoringVille USA, where the most ethnic experience available was the hairy greek baker that used to get into an argument every morning with the town's local eye-talian immigrant. They got into a fight once and nobody could tell the difference until one of the wild gesticulations actually connected with a jaw. This eye-of-newt bullshit is decidedly foreign.

>>35514412

“Uh, are you-”

“Witches, hon,” the voice croons back. “Jes like yo' redheaded sweetie, eh?”

So much for Minna's assertions that Witches didn't have spooky murder-dungeons where they brewed potions to chemically castrate males with magical potential. You swallow, rolling your unlit cigar around your mouth a little faster, and keep advancing.

“Oh, mind da circles, hon.”

You look down at the floor. To your right, you spot a wide circle traced on the floor with some sort of powdery substance, strange signs and symbols within. You look up at the dark silhouette of Miss Sultry, her fine features just barely visible now from the dim illumination of a candy-glass lamp shrouded by a silk handkerchief.

>Sure, I'll mind the circles.
>Bitch, FUCK your circles.

>>35514412
Flashlight. Then shoot the snake.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIRLEY DEME

I SWEAR TO GOD

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> shirley hasn't had a line since thread 68
> a third of the quest has gone by since then
Why do you hate Chuck Yeager, planefag?

>>35514399
underscores don't matter, the search engine treats them as empty spaces.

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.
Don't mess with their voodoo shit.

>>35514434

>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

I would just like to get my little sister back without starting any more trouble

>>35514434
> "Sure, got a light?"

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

Do not fuck with witchy magic. We don't wanna become a witch.

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

>>35514434
>>Bitch, FUCK your circles.
Ah shit, they're summoning Komachi

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles
They are probably magic and let's not mess with that any more than we have already.

>>35514412
>BIG fucking snake bolting right for your gonads.
>python
Pythons are constrictors.

>Bitch, FUCK your circles.

"I don't care how funny your accent is. I came for the Sanyan, and I'm leaving with the Sanyan."

Captcha: rdaking William

Yes, we are da king.

>>35514434
>>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

>Bitch, FUCK your circles
>Shine your flashlight right in her face

>>35514434
>>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

But give us our Sanya, this place is too weird.

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

>>35514434
I'LL MIND THOSE CIRCLES, ALL RIGHT.

>>35514434
Burn the building down in a fit of insanity.

>>35514505

They can and will bite and/or punch you with their nose. It's wicked.

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>>35514434
>Sure, I'll mind the circles.

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>>35514443
>>35514457
Guess we just kinda forgot about her.

Once you get past DEM TITS, she's not a very interesting character.

>>35514434
"Hang on. Didn't I punch you in the face?"

>>35514434
>Deploy the damn flashlight

>>35514539
No! Not yet. First we shoot the snake, break the circles and punch someone.

>>35514457
>>35514443
Calm down, gentlemen. Surely the Yeager-meister is biding her time with her bro, fixing up new aircraft hardware and shit back at Barin.

>>35514566
You take that back. Shirley is great!

>>35514587
Don't let her collude with Tesla.

Tesla was still alive, right? Fuck, it's been forever.

>>35514623

was

>>35514460
No actually it doesn't, search 'Strike Witches' as a tag on suptg and the last thread doesn't pop up.

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>>35514623
They're gonna develop these!

>>35514658
that's because the person that archived it is a dumb shit and used underscores instead of spaces.

>>35514685
And that's what I said originally.

Right here >>35514399

>>35514651
Wait, so he's dead?

>>35514708
My point stands.

>>35514658
>>35514685
i meant from search side.

try Strike_Witches, and all of them show up, including ones without the underscore.

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>>35514604
Fine, but her dynamic with Young isn't very interesting. She's too mature to be an imouto, too laid back to prank effectively, and doesn't have any major emotional issues for us to fix. What're we supposed to do with her?

>>35514725
Complain about siblings?

>>35514725
Make flimsy excuses or contrive situations that require us to grab her tits?

>>35514725
I think Young and Shirley would have more of a dynamic post-war as test pilots.

>>35514725
Be kickass pilots, duh.

Also, this thread is gettin' real Princess and the Frog.

>>35514725
Have sex? Dem tittays.

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>>35514725
>What're we supposed to do with her?

Her tits?

>>35514761
Nyet! We haven't seen the alligator yet!

>>35514754
If we weren't dating Minna, she'd probably say yes if asked.

>>35514725
Bounce?

>>35514791
Nigger, we have moved past dating. We're in the "When are we going to pop the question" phase and "Talking about moving in" phase.

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>>35514796

>>35514805
How long have we actually known her? A month.

>>35514791
And then Chuck would try to kill us or we'd see him in the same room as Robin and get paranoid as shit and break into his room and shoot his pencil sharpener or whatever it is that we do.

Good times.

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>>35514796

>>35514805
It's been 2 years IRL, not in SWQ-verse.

It's been like a week there.

>>35514805
We've only been in a relationship with her for few days, though a shitload of stuff has happened.

>>35514805
We already HAVE moved in. The same Castle/fort at least. Unless you meant room.

>>35514844

BUT WHAT ABOUT CHUCK

WE NEED TO BRO IT UP WITH CHUCK AND TROLL BADER

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>>35514839
I don't know what you're trying to imply, but a month full of battle, crazy shenanigans, almost dying, her healing us with EMOTIONAL MAGIC OOH SPARKLY BULLSHIT, a fucking Medal of Honor awarded while we're under her command, and the probably numerous times we've boned say you are wrong.

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>>35514850
>mfw
How I miss you Keine-sensei.

>>35514881
Keine a shit. Youmu a great.

Did the wizard ever actually save Youmu?

>>35514880
Popping the question after a month is why your parents never loved you, anon.

>>35514880
And they've been loving fuckbirds for less that a week.

>>35514896
Unfortunately I wouldn't know.

I have yet to follow AWiY, or even archive-binge on it.

>>35514839
>>35514852
My grandfather was a fighter pilot. He proposed to my grandma after one date, after having known her for a grand total of 3 days. And before you ask, she said yes right then and there, they moving in together a month later, and stayed married for 50+ years afterwords.

>>35514566
That's a load of bullshit as this quest had people going for mInna just because she had tsundere vibes. Shirley didn't get much of a chance to shine.

>>35514725
Have fun, prank together, joint bounce (and not just her tits)

when I'm reminded like this, It pisses me off that Shirley got overlooked.

>>35514921
's good shit. Go read it.

Keine is literally Minna. Or I guess Minna is literally Keine.

>>35514948
>yfw Keine Moved out of Gensokyo, joined the Reds, flew a Nosferatu and took on Fronk, confounding Merlin from last SWQ89 thread

>>35514929
And such cases are a relative rarity.

Seen the correlation in the divorce statistics with "we got hitched megafast" lately?

>>35514941

Shirley doesn't date pilots.

>>35514725
Sit on beach chairs, drinking beers, watching Robin and Zucchini run around being crazy.

>>35514929
Yes and? Just because it work with your grandparents doesn't mean it works with everyone.

>>35514929

Is your grandfather Robin Olds?

>>35514929
Good for them. Most of the time that sort of thing ends in messy divorce. Or a dead spouse.

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Planefag! PLANEFAG!!!

The thread's gone Sanae-level insane!

>>35515016
At least we don't have luchadores.

Yet.

>>35514896
>Keine a shit

This says otherwise
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/743177?pool_id=1625

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>>35514973
Most of those statistics stem from more recently, don't they?

>>35514974
>my /u/-boat is pure!

>>35515048
And on that note, I'll bailing out of this thread to pass out. Night people.

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>>35515016
GODDAMMIT IT TERUYO YOU AND YOUR SHIT STORMS. EVERY FUCKING STORY MATE. DON'T TURN THIS INTO THEATER OF YOUTH

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>>35515048
Everytime I see the lucha-remi pic I remember Tag Dream.

>>35514973
>>35514984
Just saying, it's not as impossible a concept as you might think. Especially for old school fighter pilots.

>>35515004
No.

>>35515006
My grandma's family was SO pissed about the whole. They made my grandparents "date" for a year before letting the get hitched.

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>>35515016
Planefag is kill

>>35515048
Just wait. Planefag is writing up the luchadore hallucination right now.

Fuck your circles? Are we still on that, I don't remember...

>>35514972
IIRC it was the Fullbacks that were giving her trouble, which makes sense since they were flying so close that radar just showed four bandits instead of 12.

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Look! A distraction!

>>35515106
I remember reading a line about
>It's like she wants me to forget she was there
Though I might have mixed them between the witches, the Vampyrs, or the Cherno Alphas.

>>35515085

Well shit. the man's one of my great personal heroes, I was about to be excited as shit.

>>35514948
Nope, Keine wasn't a tsundere, but the general post tsun dynamic is very much the same.

>>35514896
Nope Wizard was too busy burning down the SDM. He might have doomed her instead.

>>35515055
Kota please.

>>35515135
Yeah, that was about the Fullbacks.

>They're too low and I'm having to work to keep them on the radar. It's like it wants to forget they're there. I don't think AMRAAMS could track that low, and if I tried to guide them, I'd lose the radar picture.

Still writing, these next updates are kinda long sorry

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>>35515120
planefags asleep, post cupcakes

>>35515169
We understand boss.

>>35515168
Anyway, you heard it here first when I say the pilot is Post-AWiY Keine

>>35515169
You wouldn't be advancing the PLOT, would you young man?

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>>35515159
No Kota here, friend. Only an Anon.

>>35515197
get your Nazi out of here.

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>>35515120
>>35515197

>>35515203

Nope.

not even remotely close- I don't know anything about 2hus except Meiling is my buddy's favorite so we got him a hugpillow as a gag gift.

>>35515207
No he's advancing the plot, since there is voodoo witches involved.

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>>35515227
She is clearly superior to Minna.

>>35515225
Maybe if Young got out of the Nazi.

>>35515238
>dakimakura Meiling

Believe me when I say, Ghost-chief, that you keep quite a crazy company huehue

>>35515238
I was gonna ask this in the next strikers thread but fuck it. Did Stalin's daughter still defect to the US or with Stalin being alive that changed?

>>35515245
Ah, right, /a/ uses all-caps PLOT as a euphemism. Go back and read my post is the voice of a stern mother.

>>35515085
indeed, really for any WW2 serviceman it was pretty normal.

Grandfather was a marine, knew grandmother for all of two months, took weekend leave time to get hitched right before getting deployed to Iwo Jima 2nd wave. died last year still married to her.

>>35515265
>>35515120
>>35515197
Suddenly I'm reminded of that anon from yesterday's PJ thread who theorized about Cupcake being related to Powers

>>35515271
Kruppi is a Nazi because her IRL counterpart got booted for supporting the Nazis, idk about Wilcke

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>>35515265
>>35515197
>>35515225
Best Solution: We fuck the Nazi out of Cupcake. We win and she wins.

>>35515331
...I'm okay with this.

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>>35515265
Minna has a better butt. I rest my case.

>>35515245
>Voodoo witches
Suddenly I'm reminded of Pirates from some south American ocean for some reason...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr24gvKMyFY

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>>35515308
I think I need to catch up on PJs...

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>>35515364
Yes she does.

>>35515380
>catch up on PJs
You NEED moar LAIKA in your life anon.

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>>35515364
>>35515388
>focusing on butts
>not entire package

>>35515331

right till that pregnancy test comes back positive.

>>35515284

Stalin's daughter defected after the death of Brajesh Singh, which caused a massive internal and international uproar. Joe was *not* pleased, but didn't take any overt action against her. As of 89, she's become a British citizen, though occasionally there are moves made by Joe to get her to come home.

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>>35515364
Minna a shit

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>This thread

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>>35515450
If we go off of that there's only one true winner.

Why all these arguments about best witch?

Clearly, the winner is Marisa

>>35515450
Ya gotta have a firm foundation or everything else comes on down.
>>35515454
Thank you Ghost, thought about that question months ago but just remember it.

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>>35515486
The stupidly large boob pics are awful.

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>>35515454
And how is that a bad thing?

>>35515454
I'm surprised Joe cared that much for her, considering he tossed his own son into jail and left him to rot in there.

>>35515521
You have shit taste.

>>35515537
Ol Joe confirmed for lolicon

>>35515521
Now that's a good Shirley.

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>>35515478
I'm having flashbacks to the great Minnafag/Trudefag wars.

The thing I've seen....

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>>35515546
Get rekt, panzer

There's a point where big boobs are just deformed and weird looking.

>>35515546
Cry some more.

>>35515521
Realistically proportioned Shirley is realistically proportioned

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1676895?tags=parent%3A1676895 Trude/Shirley confirmed for best.

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>>35515572
SWQ is what happens when the bad guy wins.

Poor Trude, struck down in her prime...

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>>35515572

>>35515537

a lot of it was the international fallout inherent in your daughter (who has asylum in the US and later becomes a naturalized citizen) Suddenly ending up dead. Every finger's gonna point at you, and at the time he was pretty big into the whole "nations of the world must work togther to secure humanity's future against whatever lurks out there" thing.

these days, well. the rumor says his mind's too far gone to remember.

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>>35515573
B-but I like breasts of all sizes, especially on american witches...

>>35515584
Oddly enough, I was just checking that image pool the other day.

Too bad it was all a dream.

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SHIRLEY HIJACK

>>35515581
It helps that the artist is better at general things. Maru's mainly good at boobs alone if anything.

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>>35515622
Don't call me Shirley!

>>35515596
Where the heck is the repository for these kinds of images?

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>>35515592
uhuh sure

>>35515537
He didn't give two shits about Yakov who died in a German POW camp after the Krauts offered him for Field Marshal Paulus. As for Vasily I'm not sure but Vasily was imprisoned after Stalin died. Pretty sure most accounts say Stalin adored his daughter. Again all of that is probably different with the Martians invading and him being alive and as for his sons it could have been mentioned before I have forgotten it.

>>35515636
>We're goin deep, and we're goin hard!
>Surely you can't be serious
>I'm serious, and DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY

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>>35515622
>>35515636

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>>35515639
I don't know I just collect them as I find them

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>>35515592
Best girl won. Deal with it.

>>35515667
>Young and Shirley having sex

>>35515684
Don't make me come over there.

>>35515676
I actually like the dog tags one. Fatal hit to the guts, that one.


>>35515689
You know whatta do Fapfic anon

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>>35515721
you mean this one?

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>>35515670

>>35515689
A thing of beauty. And a thing to fap to.

Make it so.

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>>35515639
Ask /b/. I see a lot of them floating around there.

>>35515734
Yep. Makes you wanna show it to some douchebag who keeps wearing his shirt with a damn tag from Tommy Hilfiger or something.

>You collect tags? Damn son, I do too.

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>>35515719
Come at me bro

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Shirley is great, even when she has to share the picture with Zucchini.

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I'm running out of Cupcake.

>>35515752
And they said Marunotta draws her tits too big.

“Uh huh,” you say carefully, stepping around the chalk lines. Part of you really, really wants to scoff at this eeenie-meenie-jelly-beanie-the-spooks-are-about-to-speak bullshit, but then you remember that you're here to retrieve a little Russian girl with ears and a tail who uses magic to fly around with magical-powered plane-legs in order to fight Martians. Actual green Martins, from the planet fucking MARS.

So.

You walk around the circles.

“Oh doan worry 'bout dose, hon,” she tut-tuts. “Dose're just some summoning circles, we done wit dose. Just don't step in da ones wit numbers'n such.”
“Eh?” A “dink!” sound comes as your boot bumps something on the floor. Looking down, you see an empty milk bottle rolling away over a circle that does indeed seem to have numbers and notations written within it. More milk bottles are placed around the exterior at even intervals.

A pale, white hand wearing an expensive jacket cuff emerges from the shadows and carefully replaces the bottle.

“Don't disturb my circles,” a cold voice warns from nearby.

“Yah,” Miss Sultry says dourly. “He's da weird one in heah. You get past 'im, you safe, hon.”

You finally traverse the shadowed asylum and find yourself standing before the sultry-speaking woman. She pats the sofa next to her, inviting you to sit. Sanya leans against you, looking a little relieved before you've finished sinking into the ample cushions.

“So. Who ARE you people?” you ask grumpily, crossing your arms.

“You kin call me Maman Laroux,” the woman says sweetly. “Dun worry if yeah muss up pronouncing, nobody gits it right nohow.” She reclines against the arm of the sofa, the better to look you up and down. In the darkness you can't hep but notice her rather impressive curves, barely hidden by some elaborate black-lace nightie. Long, bare, brown thighs shift as she rubs her legs together, settling into her new pose.

“An you, hon. I already know 'bout you.”

>>35515676

that one's not so bad- that captain is a simulated casualty, IIRC, on one of the many pre-deployment training bases.

but that's just what I've heard, I don't know the actual truth.

>>35515736
Well balanced vs Bunker busters

>>35515752
>>35515846
DD Cups of Justice!

>>35515825
Maybe but the Gonzo artist didn't screw up everythign else.

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>>35515822
We can just these kinds of pics for her.

>>35515837

“You still have that crow's guts laying around? I didn't get to the crossword before Minna threw mine out,” you retort. This whole thing is starting to lose its novelty, fast.

An angry sound comes from near the door, but Maman just holds her hand up in a halting gesture. “Easy, now. He's new.” She smiles at you. “Yah, Maman knew all 'bout you. I kin feel yah. Y've got the Way about 'cha.”

“Oh, really,” you growl as Sanya snuggles closer to you, her hands grabbing your arm. “What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

She smiles at you, and rubs one small, bare foot against your shin. The motion feels alarmingly pleasant, until you get annoyed again. “We ain' like other witches, boy. We do thangs our own way, eh?” She twirls one strand of long, dark hair around a finger, giving you a smoldering look from beneath lowered lashes. “You da one whats good wit da gears, the thangs dat go clicky-clacky, dose clever tings dat light up da dark places.”

Don't say it. Don't say it goddammit don't say-

“You da gnome, hon.”

You sigh, pinch the bridge of your nose, and count to ten.

Twice.

She just smirks at you, her eyes full of sex. “But dere's more to yah den dat, hon. Much more. You got dem frien's, ay?”

“The fuck?” you snap, your voice getting a little jittery as that shapely brown foot works its way up and over your knee, then slides up your forearm, the toes massaging your skin.

>>35515858
I hope to God that's the case.

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>>35515858
yeah it was a simulation. But it makes people who are new to them freak the fuck out.

>>35515837
>“Don't disturb my circles,”
I was waiting for that line!

>>35515868

“Dem crew,” she says with a smirk. “Da one what latches like a 'gatah, always hits his mahk. He's got dah truth eyes; he 'kin see da way erry thang gonna go before it go, if yah catch mah meanin?”

“I'm catching a hatful of huuuf,” you shudder as both her feet land in your lap. She stretches out luxuriously, the motion coincidentally rubbing her heels against your crotch and what the HELL is in that incense are the walls moving or-

“Aaahn da watchman,” she sighs. “Dat man, he seem slow and talk dumber, but only 'cuz he seein thangs ain't nobody got words tah describe, eh? He smells the thangs that slip 'round in the dark. He sees the in-between places.”

“Wow,” your voice grinds out. “Why don't you whistle up your Swamp Thing and ask him to write that down in the Black Book of shit I already fucking know?”

“Ay?” she queries, shifting her long, toned legs just~so, and you shut up before you make an undignified sound. “But how come dey's come to you, jes like you come to Maman? How come you 'ain't a lone wolf, cruisin through da bayou with a knife 'n a pistol, lekkin fer yah own prey? Like dat frien' o yours, dat Bloon-bustan fellah?”

“That's a really really strong word to use for our relationship,” you say, frowning.

“Ah, goan dodge de quesshun, no?” She smiles at you, hot enough to ignite uncovered fabrics. “You more dan a gnome, 'oney. You're like Maman. You got a... a heart, dat beats for more dan one soul. You reach out to dose 'round you, you gathah them up-”

“Lady,” you snap, “I know this greasy little ball-busting bitch of a wop who'd LOVE to set you straight on that-”

“Dis little'un grabbin yer arm,” she croons with a smile. “How many does she make?”

“Fighter pilot!” you cry, throwing your free hand in the air. “I can't help it, its like rubbing a balloon on your head and rolling it under the couch, you know!?”

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>>35515893

“It ain' like dat,” she grins. “An yah know it. Its summat special, no? How elsewise do yah bump into me during mah little summons, just now?”

You squint at her. “You mean that-”

“Ah, yah charged outta da dark an' wollop me wun upside dah head,” she says with a frown. “An den yah use little Petey as a whip. Almost gave Maman a heart attack, ay?”

“What the hell were you even trying to do?”

“We was sniffin fah more 'o dem Mahtian bots, yanno,” she croons. “Dah radio witches, like your little kitten dere, dey ain't found none, but we was suspicious. Mebbie dem Greenies got more'n one way tah scale a catfish-”

“That was unnecessary,” the younger voice from behind the sofa complains.

“-we got us a kitten right *heah,*” Maman points out in annoyance. “Anywho. Decided to come at it our way, y'know? Through dem in-between places, slipping in wit da soul, da way we do. And we bumped into you.”

“And the cow,” the young voice opines wryly. “Don't forget the cow.”

“Dat was a mistake 'an yah know it,” Maman grumps, rubbing her heels against your crotch as she shifts to get comfortable again, forcing you to grind your jaw a little tighter. “Jes some witch wat had cows on de mind, yah get funny thangs sometime. An' we a long ways from home, ain' used to da new soil, mind.”

“Well that's a fascinating story,” you growl. “But I've got places to go-” you go to rise, but Maman presses you into the cushions by pressing her heels to your crotch, which has achieved hitherto-unknown levels of sensitivity by now.

“Easy, hon,” she says. “Easy. I jes sayin, you got da potential to be moah. A king, we call 'em. Like Maman, but wit da beahd. We cajun covens, we doan frown on ouah man-folk, ay? We show you some respec, we show you a good time.”

“Nah,” you say dismissively. “Sorry, one head-on psychic collision does not a Voodoo King make.”

>>35515915


One long, lovely brown leg rises, her smooth, warm instep rubbing against your cheek and turning your head to face her. From this angle, you're pretty sure she's not wearing anything underneath that nightie. “Oh? You're halfway dere already, hon. Don'cha carry summat witchoo, a charm dat nevah work, but you keep with ya anyhow?”

You clutch at your pocket before you can stop yourself, rubbing the faint outline of the rape whistle.

“Mmmm,” she whispers. “Didja give yah special one summat 'o yers, summat dat came from an old worker in dah art o' yers, tah keep wit her, tho it do nuthin much?”

The watch. The watch you got from Conrad. For Minna.

She slides down the arm of the sofa, her legs slipping over your lap. Sanya shivers a little as a brown foot finds her small thigh. Her other leg bends at the knee, her sole coming to rest lightly against your crotch where she keeps rubbing. You've got a very good idea just how firm her bare ass its, because its pressed against your leg now, flexing slightly as she squirms and twists on the sofa, looking down over her flat belly at you. “You collect thangs from others? Thangs you don't need? Yah feel strongah when yah tie a bit 'o cloth 'round yer head all funny, or wear a pair 'o glasses? Charms by any otha name, hon. Fetishes. God knows you've got some.”

You try to swallow, but your mouth has gone dry. Maman is still playing with her hair, her eyes almost closed now. “Yah got the potential, mahn. Yah should come see Maman, sometime. Ah 'kin show yah some things, no? Ahn maybe yah little kitten, dere – I got a feelin' she might wan something new dese days, too-”

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>>35515888
The history nerd in me smiled a little.

>>35515837
>You kin call me Maman Laroux
Freakin called it. Can I have a cookie?

>>35515937
So that's why Young's magic is so fucking more explicit than a Gnome's should be!

>>35515937
>Fetishes. God knows you've got some.
Ohoho!

She sure knows a lot about us.

[SPOILER]BUT NOT THE BOUNCE[/SPOILER]

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>>35515937
UNHAND US FOUL SORCERER

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>>35515937
>Fetishes. God knows you've got some.

>>35515937
>Yah feel strongah when yah tie a bit 'o cloth 'round yer head all funny, or wear a pair 'o glasses? Charms by any otha name, hon. Fetishes. God knows you've got some.”

And Frank has his gloves.

>>35515937
>Don'cha carry summat witchoo, a charm dat nevah work, but you keep with ya anyhow?”
>You clutch at your pocket before you can stop yourself, rubbing the faint outline of the rape whistle.


>The rape whistle is a magic charm
I am fucking rolling right now.